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Can humans get Onis pregnant?

>> No.21567734
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you have to get them drunk first

>> No.21567746
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I can when she looks that sexy.

>> No.21567775

No human is worthy of an Oni

>> No.21567829

I'll sure as hell try

>> No.21568357

>>21567727
It’s possible in the same way it’s possible for a human to impregnate a Youkai. It can happen but the odds of it happening are so slim that you have literally no reason to think about it because it’ll never happen. Humans don’t meet oni regularly as they did in the past and even when they did, nobody went out hunting for oni girls to produce children with.

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>>21567746
Holy puffy pussy!

>> No.21568396

Smelly and drunk oni sex!

>> No.21568457

Oni pussy must be powerful

>> No.21568461

Nice try Abe.

>> No.21568529
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>> No.21568591

>>21567727
It's possible if your seed is strong enough, at least fat bastard level

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>>21568357
>nobody went out hunting for oni girls to produce children with
Time to change that.

>> No.21569209

>>21567727
Why did you capitalize oni? Why did you add an s at the end of it? It's already plural.

>> No.21569916

>>21569209
He just screamed the O and onis is the combination of oni and lolis

>> No.21569953

>>21567727
you'd probably die in the process

>> No.21569955

>>21569953
worth it

>> No.21571928

Challenge
Drink like Yuugi for a week.

>> No.21573059
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>>21567727
I hope not so I can keep going

>> No.21573118

>>21573059
Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean you can't have sex with her.

>> No.21573262

>>21573059
I'd take that watermelon from her and bash it on her head

>> No.21573293

>>21573118
Preg bellies are really unattractive. Abe do not reply.

>> No.21575687 [DELETED] 

>>21569209
shut up nigger

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>>21567727
...

>> No.21577980

>>21567727
Yes as long as you're the dominant one so that you won't break your pelvic bones.
Good luck having a shy, submissive oni gf.

>> No.21582378

>>21567734
dropped

>> No.21583032
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>>21567727
there's only one way to find out.

>> No.21589667

>>21583032
Oni tummy!

>> No.21589919

>>21567727
We'd die trying. Most of us would get crushed if an oni was really in the mood. Pelvic and spinal fractures are certain.

>> No.21593469

>>21567727
With the amount of sake she drinks, how do her pee tastes like?

>> No.21593585

>>21593469
her pee has ethanol and it will make you drunk

>> No.21593731

I want to get drunk on Suika pee

>> No.21600604

>>21593731
I bet it has the same alcohol volume of an average human beer.

>> No.21605378
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>> No.21605557

>>21605378
This damn sexy oni

>> No.21606071
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21606071

what about the other oni?

>> No.21609319

>>21606071
She has strong points, but Suika is the superior oni.

>> No.21609326

>>21606071
Kasen? Best girl.

>> No.21609336

>>21606071
Not feminine enough. Basically just a muscular dude wearing a skirt.

>> No.21609388

>>21609336
When you get down to it, aren't all women just dudes wearing skirts?

>> No.21609436

>>21589919
wtf

>> No.21609441

>>21609336
no she is just strong not masculine

>> No.21609535
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>>21609388
Not lolis. They are small, cute and have perfect cunnies and soft, warm tummies.

>> No.21610930

>>21609535
Okay, we've reached a mutual understanding. You can keep your lolis, and I can keep my dudes in skirts.

>> No.21619355
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>>21567727
Could an Oni get me pregnant?

>> No.21620091
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>>21567727

>> No.21621264

>>21609441
Being muscular and enjoying fist fights are masculine traits.

>> No.21621266
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>>21567727
oni

>> No.21625036

>>21621266
May Kami-sama bless that artist.

>> No.21627329

I just jacked off to that doujin where Suika fucks a shota who tells the story through his perspective again.

>> No.21627716

>>21621266
This is the ideal female oni body.

>> No.21628858
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>>21567727
Through artificial insemination yes. Sadly, oni cunny muscles are too much for pathetic human NEET dick.

>> No.21629408

>>21628858
Obviously you've never tried

>> No.21629433

>>21629408
anon you'll be sticking your dick into a meat grinder

>> No.21629462

>>21567727
I'll die trying!

>> No.21630273

>>21629433
Why would I stick my dick into a meat grinder when there's a warm oni cunny waiting for me?

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Are human/oni hafus healthy? I don't want my offspring to be abominations.

>> No.21631088

>>21630273
Anon I am only trying to warn you before it's too late.

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>> No.21633680
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I want to inseminate these onis

>> No.21634298
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>>21633680
remove Yuugi and I agree. I want to mating press Suika and flood her womb until she's pregnant with our beautiful child!

>> No.21634305

>>21634298
If she really is a drunken slut, you'll never truly be sure if the child is yours.

>> No.21634542
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>>21634298
I want Yuugi to reverse mating press me

>> No.21634574

>>21634542
that's gay

>> No.21634982

>>21634574
Yuugifags are gay, so

>> No.21637662
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running a train on suika with /jp/!

>> No.21637665

>>21637662
You mean like a model train? Wouldn't it be better to just use tracks like everyone else?

>> No.21638125

>>21568357
Weren't most Oni rapist though?

>> No.21638133

>>21630862
If Rinnosuke is any indication, yes.

>> No.21638210

>>21638125
Yes, but they are the ones doing the impregnation.

>> No.21641209
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I just want to be this cute oni's boyfriend!
I bet she even tries makeup when no one is around!

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>> No.21644952

>>21627716
If your a pedo.

>> No.21645214

>>21644952
You have to go back.

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>>21644952
I'm glad I am.

>> No.21645594

>>21643167
https://twitter.com/TEOI2/status/1147120915391508481

>> No.21645630

>>21644952
Where do you think you are?

>> No.21645849
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>>21644952
Yes.

>> No.21646483

>>21621264
They could be feminine/unisex traits for oni, you don't know their culture!

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>>21644952
What makes you think I am not aware of that?

>> No.21649771
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The Oni's round pudgy belly

>> No.21651931

>>21649771
What a coincidence, I was just fapping to that

>> No.21651953

>>21621266
>>21625036
>>21627716
way too thin. looks like a prepubescent teenage boy.

>> No.21651960

>>21630862
this is much much better

>> No.21651964

>>21649771
post the name of the doujin good sir!

>> No.21651966

>>21638210
I don't think it works that way with girl Oni though. I imagine they would probably just abduct you and make sure you take responsibility after they finish filling their womb with your seed.

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https://twitter.com/camp_of_hunger/status/1144858006904905728

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>>21651966
Wait, so there's a chance that if I'm walking alone at night I'll be kidnapped and raped by Suika until she gets pregnant?
That sounds amazing.

>> No.21652046

>>21652018
It sounds amazing until you realize that few men can survive even a single round of Oni rape. Let alone the amount necessary to impregnate a girl like Suika.

>> No.21652202

>>21651953
And that's a good thing.

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>>21644952

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>>21621266
God I want to lick all over tiny bony body.

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