/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>>21612512

>can't kidnap and rape little girls
>little girls are allowed to kidnap and rape you
fuck

>>21612523
>>can't kidnap and rape little girls
Of course you can anon, there are plenty of submissive and outright rapebait lolis.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75477732

>tfw no qt harpy gf

>>21612544
Harpies are for bullying too.

>>21612544
I didn't think I liked harpies that much because the only good things about papi were the egg laying and ice cream scenes, but then I found all the other harpies around and was enlightened.

>>21612544
i'd watch egg laying porn of harpies

How does your waifu fantasize her meeting with her husbando(you)

>>21612558

>>21612523
You are thinking too hard about it, don't get so invested in the details about monsters. It is more important that they have attractive features.
>>21612528
Technically the rapebait is raping you and making you take responsibility for the rape. So you can't really rape. Only monsters do even if they are on bottom. After that you are beholden to them.

>>21612561
I'd help my harpy waifu lay eggs.

Beating the heat with Tsurara-chan!

>>21612562
Cheshire would think its because she seductively walked over in a store and seduced me while the Jinko thinks she was a cool beauty in the office.
Both are Kinda right.

>>21612561
I'd want one to sit in my lap as I gently massage her midsection and help coax the egg out.

>>21612562
finding him nice and vulnerable for rape

>>21612581
Beating Tsurara-chan when she's in heat!

>>21612573
Egg laying seems kind of difficult to help her through.

>>21612589
Is it okay to masturbate in this situation when it's not fertilized eggs?

>>21612562
I become her roomate. I first meet her while unpacking in her apartment home where I find her tied up in her room and free her even though she was simply in self-bondage and had some safety measures.

>>21612562
Like this.

>>21612512
Is it possible that an Unicorn can be a bully? I would like to know for research purposes of course.

post more harpies

>>21612614
Guilt trip or playing victim everytime even when you have done or nothing happened so you do stuff for her?

>>21612595
Just massage her womb and help by applying pressure.

>>21612605
>Getting ambushed by a sandworm like that
That would legit be scary as fuck.

>>21612597
As long as you don't whisper things about wanting children while she's mid lay. The breeding frenzy to follow would be vicious.

>>21612597
Would they even lay unfertilized eggs? KC put the kibosh on that, didn't he?

Does anyone have the screen cap about the woman who wanted to be monsterized after the day when the portals opened? She became a centaur or something.

>>21612629
Imagine if she emerged from underneath and quickly snatched you up. You wouldn't even get a chance to react at all.

>>21612614
Is it possible for a nun to be a bully?

>>21612648
Sandwoms are really big, there is no way you wouldn't at least hear her coming. I find that whole experience more scary than a werewolf preying on you or something.

>>21612562
I think the interesting thing is how different my meeting with her would be from hers with mine I'd like to meet her in a library, she'd like to meet me in a dark alley

>>21612635
That is some oddly timed dirty talk. Mamono mana let's you fertilize eggs whether they're inside or out, KC outdid himself there.

which monster is the most pedophile

Is there a story to go along with this? I feel like I have seen something like it before.

>>21612619
This seems to fit unicorns to a tee. They are too gentle to slam you into a wall to initiate sex. I guess that would be the unicorn form of foreplay? That would change the whole global dynamics of the relationship.

>>21612620
Would messaging my (non-harpy) waifu's womb do her any good?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that jubjub feathers make the softest pillows and give you good dreams.
Granted, they have other pillows you could use but that requires a bigger bed.

>>21612669
Yes, it's somewhere on full ch*n's monster board

>>21612669
I don’t know but that is the cutest fucking picture I’ve seen in a while. I wish I could have a happy life like that.

>>21612663
I think you misunderstand. There should be one meeting, but two interpretations of the same meeting. One for you, one for her. It's good to recognize your differences, it is a genius way to build character for yourself. How are your waifus different from you, anons?

>>21612686
I figured unicorns would be politely upfront about their desires
>Dearest Husband, I would like it very much if we consummated our marriage
>again

>>21612710
I wanna sleep on a bed of JubJubs!

>>21612717
I meet her in the library and she drags me into the dark alley behind the library

>>21612562
She is a thirsty girl in the mamano army. She wanted someone to want her however due to her nature as a pslime many men reviled if not outright hated her. That is untill she found me in the heat of battle and stood above me in awe due to finding me.

>>21612721
I can see that. They’d sexually bully their husbands behind closed doors. But in public she’s the perfect Unicorn waifu.

>>21612620
Womb messaging and womb tattos are hot no matter the species. I would do it everyday.

>>21612724
That's a lot of birbs.

The maternal instincts of a monster can be scary

>>21612510
If the MGE Monstergirls do make it to 21st Century Earth, they might have quite a bit problem with the 1st world Western Nations of America, Europe and Russia. Now listen I ain't trying be all /pol/ now, here me out..

Yeah, poor developing 3rd world countries and Nations of Africa, the Middle East and Asia would definitely be subjected to the rule of new Monstergirl overlords. But the developed 1st world Nations that is the United States, Europe and maybe even Russia and Israel would hold back against monstergirl forces. Due to their more developed and "enlightened" ideologies, politics, and of course their military and technical might and superiority.

So I guess Demon Realm Forces would view such countries and governments of Earth as hard to get tsunderes.

>>21612721
It is a good thing that whenever she wants to consummate the marriage you will automatically want to as well desu. It works out perfectly for everyone. It is such a bright idea.

>>21612742
Eat shit, fucko.

>>21612704
It would probably feel kinda good and promptly induce ovulation

>>21612725
Why did she drag you into the dark alleyway?

>>21612739
Time to innocently play around with a group of freshly made familiars and joke with the grandma baphomet about wanting children.
I want to make a monster buckle in half with their womb throbbing.

>>21612739
I kind of want to record a shota's scared voice or a baby's cry and prank MGs by playing it in random places.

>You will never get to play such a recording in the middle of a hospital's maternity ward

>>21612562
Her fantasy (that she makes me role play as every anniversary) is that I’m the best friend turned super villain to her super heroine persona. It’s ok though, I love to challenge Super Wurm!

>>21612726
So I realized i fucked up with this answer. What she dreams is of meeting the man of her dreams in glorious combat. This man of course being as strong as her and of course madly in love with her.

>>21612640
You mean this?

What’s your waifus favorite movie?

>>21612597
What about helping her by massaging the wall?

>>21612742
tfw most of your country hates and treats beings that look more human than monsters do like total shit.

>>21612773
One from her universe obviously. My waifu and I both really love movies, so being able to show each other our favorites from our respective universes would be absolute kino. If I had to guess, her favorite movie would most likely have superheroes in it.

>>21612773
She’s a sucker for 1950’s and 60’s sci-fi films.

What the hell is KC talking about?

>>21612795
Google translate gave me:

"There are many things that I want to make and I want some of them. I want to create new races, to create coterie magazines, to create games (graphics) and (texts), and to work and earn me a living. Likely to be upset by the last one"

>>21612766
Perfect, thanks. We really don't have enough stories written from a female's view.

>>21612795
Translator is just spewing out garbage, just like usual. What he's saying is

>Busy people like me want many 'me's working at the same time. Me who creates new MGs, me who prepares new book, me who makes new Game (graphic and scenario) and me who earns living. Though I feel like the last me will revolt against me

>>21612773
She likes LOtR, she gets really manic about it. Everyone banding together to destroy all of the shortsighted unimaginative orcs in the movie makes her laugh anxiously. It's all right because I get more loving from her.

>>21612808

I agree. Can the writers among us please right some stuff (even just green text) about monster girls meeting their husbands for the first time? Or maybe just ordinary day to day stuff?

>>21612614
Miss Haku! Why does “an Unicorn” sound wrong? Unicorn starts with a vowel.

Touch the cow. DO IT NOW.

>>21612830
nah, do it tomorrow.

>>21612824
Don't we do that alot already?

Why is gryphon the only harpy type with majesty?

>>21612835
We dont really get the "first meeting" stories nowdays outside of a few anons and Beast's roulette (and even he has drifted from that formula)

>>21612839
Most of them are pretty small statured and slender framed. A 7' kiki might fit the bill.

>>21612766
That was amazing. I’d love to read about girls enjoying their existence as a monster.

>>21612830
I’m too tired. Can the cow touch me for once?

>>21612835
Yes, but I love the stories about mundane things. Like a kikimora on an average day. Or a group of monster girls trying to court or getting ready to rape her chosen.

>>21612839
Mge griffon isn’t actually a harpy

>>21612808
Tertiary agreement from me. A good scholastic view is nice to see. I'm surprised at the near dearth of any mamono perspective, especially from such skilled writers. It's almost like there's some sort of mechanism limiting them from doing more of that sort of thing...No,I must be wrong.

That couldn't happen due to the detail people put into realizing/considering their waifus. Surely they would appreciate such efforts from the writefags if they thought of their waifus as people...

>>21612821
Thanks anon.

>>21612825
Because we use Use "A" before words such as "European" or "university" which sound like they start with a consonant even if the first letter is a vowel.

Conversely, we use "an" before words such as "hour" which sound like they start with a vowel even if the first letter is a consonant.

>>21612824
>>21612808
I've written two variant stories where a guy kidnaps a tanuki from the perspective of said tanuki. Here's one of them.

>>21612848
What annoys me about the roulette is that Beast creates plot threads that go unanswered.

>>21612875
What a smart monster, that's impressive how much knowledge they have

>>21612861
So what you're saying is...

There are 0 majestic harpies?

>>21612875
I thought Unicorns sounded wrong due to how they expect you to take all responsibility for their actions. TIL...

>>21612839
Where are her nipples

Imagine trying to order a model of Unicron from transformers and getting a unicorn at your door instead.

>>21612894
Flying over your house right now anon.

>>21612839
>>21612891

>>21612839
Actual arms. That's why. Unlike harpies they don't constantly touch you with their feet. But I'm sure all of the harpyfags have put thought into making it work. I wonder how though?

Childhood friend Monsters deserve to win

>>21612891
Just wait for the Phoenix MG, or you can always donut steel her

>>21612896
That's why you never order from Tanuki Co.

>>21612824
How about a greentext from the perspective of my waifu being turned into a pslime and maybe how we eventually met?

>>21612905
Wedding Earrings anon.

Also I just pretend they all have technical "fingers" like this anyway.

>>21612853
No. You have to touch the cow when she wants. Which is always, no pressure.

>>21612908
Wrong. Their sole existence is for getting defeated by imouto MGs

>>21612891
phoenix
but i don't think they won't come until MGE vol. 4 because they're THAT majestic

>>21612891
Phoenix might end up being a harpy

>>21612896
What if you got unicron as an automaton
Not quite sure how that would work out side of shrinking her to human size

>>21612909
What? No, I'm Donut Stealing Pegasus-chan.

The majesty of a Unicorn with the ability to fly is god tier. Then there's the fact that ALL horse pussy have the best personalities in MGE which jettisons them up into elder god tier.

>>21612860
>a day in the life of Janice the Kikimora
>6am wake up and make coffee
>6:25 shower
>7:25 make it to the bus
>7:50 make it to MGC Maid Central
>7:55 make another cup of coffee and clock in for work
>8am give the same speech to the new recruits at Maid Boot Camp
>8:45 donuts and coffee in the break room
>9am start sending much younger maids who don’t even have a shred of experience to their own masters
>12am break for lunch
>12:12 cry in the janitors closet
>12:45 make it back to the office to send more maids to new masters
>4pm clock out of work
>4:15 make it to the bus
>5pm stop at convenience store and stock up on booze and food
>5:25 turn on tv and eat dinner
>around 10 drunkingly cry herself to sleep while holding her daki
>6am wake up and make coffee

>>21612920
Says you.

>>21612901
Traveling musical. Strange way of spelling majesty, anon.

>>21612938
I wish Kappa didn't have the dumb hat

>>21612920
How does it feel to be the wrongest person on this website?

>>21612937
One of these days, Janice.

>>21612917
That's very well thought out and required some effort and commitment to consider. Well done, a good demonstration of dedication.

>>21612935
Simple
Robot that feeds of planet energy directly now is a semen guzzling robotslut
To get the unicron feel just make her 8-10 feet and giver her deep but sexy voice

>>21612937
What would she do if I walked into Maid Central and princess carried her out to my apartment?

>>21612937
This is why meido adoptions are so important. Visit your local shelter today!

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>>21612742
America isn't that conservative we let in anybody.

>>21612937
She does a noble duty in training maids

>>21612936
>Gets raped mid-air

>>21612937
Can we please make portal technology a reality?

If your daughter's having a bad day, just fuck her in the butt. Your paternal affections plus a shot of spirit energy will brighten her right back up.

>>21612920

Little sisters make ideal lovers.

>>21613001
I can't wait until the portals open and the government starts approving of this widely held monster policy. The Sabbath will make it mandatory. Look at that cute face, she knows what she's doing. Who could stop such a cutie pie?

>>21612927
Demons are the classiest and the hourglass-iest

>>21612988
Bullshit. She would be more noble spending the rest of her life getting nailed and having all of her desires fulfilled forever.

>>21613001
Based.

>>21612937
Old maids need love too!

>>21612937
Yes.

>tfw the hellhounds and manticores are having a turf war

>>21613014
>Answer our riddle anon! Which one is thickest~?
>M-Miss Pharaoh, that's not a riddle...!

What would one of those wifeswap shows be like with monsters. I'm wondering what it would be like for a lich to trade places with a genki angel

>>21612562
I'm just some clueless tourist in Zipangu on his own, seeing the sights, enjoying the local cuisine, the typical stuff. At some point early on in my trip, We encounter each other. Nothing so awkward like knocking into each other by accident. We're doing our own thing when one of us notices the other and we both feel mutually attracted to the other. It then just goes on with her joining me on my trip with increasingly more obvious flirting from her along the way. Later there's healing, love confessions and a happy ending.

uh oh, cheshire is pointing at you while whispering something to the queen's ears. what do you think that's about?

>>21613076
The fact that the Pharaoh mind-controlled her into that situation makes it even better. Or does she care about her subjects?

>>21613071
>tfw I win by "inking" their asses with my ".92 Gal"

>>21613106
I think they might discover the catnip I have on me

>>21612774
only if i have a position for a nice view

>>21613071
and my bed is right on the border

>>21613106
i think Cheshire is snitching on me for watching illegal wan porn instead of feeding werecats as part of my duty as a human man

>>21613113
She's a young feisty pharaoh's daughter. She mindcontrolled her friend and is flaunting her body for that cute traveler boy who is visiting the desert! She invited him with promises that the newly budding empire of Shor'tzach had fascinating artifacts, but really all its got is thick young desert hotties in skimpy swimsuits. So much for an exhibit at the Royal Museum for anon.

>>21612932
earlier threads had some cool discussion how phoenix would work

>>21612916
Gureto!

>>21613166
She looks like she’s going to meet her childhood friend at the movies

>>21613173
>>21613166
First dates for non-rapey monstergirls are very nerve wracking events after all.

>>21613170
What?

>>21613088
>I don't see what the big deal is I have sex with my husband every night and i doubt your wife didn't do the same for you
>yeah, no, I'm just not comfortable sleeping with someone that isn't my spouse
>angel looks to the right a bit at the director off camera who's making the "keep going motion"
>don't be a prude it's not like she'll find out
>cue drama and emotional outbursts followed by the husband finding somewhere else to sleep for the night
>next scene is a camera confessional from the angel defending themselves and talking about how they're not the bad guy here they have to spend a month together and going that long without sex is not doable really she's doing him a favor by trying to correct this issue early on
>cuts to commercial brought to you by our sponsors at Sabbath Co.

>>21613166
i wanna lick and grope that tail

>>21612739
How so?

>>21613106
>"I heard he's a cat fucker"

>>21612510
God I wish that were me.

>>21613191
What is this supposed to be?

>>21613088
Remember the GOD WARRIOR lady I wonder what the monster girl equivalent would be like

>>21613150
>mind control
>friend
>lies

>>21613200
Basically a scene for scene breakdown of the show WifeSwap but the male and female roles are switched and ones a mamano.

>>21613215
Does cheating normally happen in those shows?

>>21612916
Didn't see this earlier. That would be nice, actually.

>Using underhanded tactics to defeat a salamander
Would she still marry me or would she say I cheated and demand a rematch?

What kind of monster would have a dorky sword collection and gets excited to buy mall ninja shit

>>21613224
>not respectful of cunning
she gets mating pressed without hesitation

>>21613221
No, but they want you to think it might.

>>21613225
kunoichi

>>21613225
Cursed sword

>>21613225
>mall ninja shit
what do you mean by that?

>>21613224
If the match was challenging enough for you to defeat her, she would want to marry you. If she does, she'd try to get you to change your methods probably via sex. Wut do?

>>21613222
Ok then. I will try and do one.

>>21613224
What if I keep losing to my Salamander childhood friend

>>21613225
Mantis Girl
Orna, that’s a frying pan

>>21613221
No never but they script it so one of the husbands tries so the swapped wife can freak out over it and possibly so his actual wife can "discover" this happened for drama points and to keep the audience invested. If you pay attention you can watch the people look off camera from time to time so they can be fed lines and guidance.

>>21612989
>In a bizzare turn of events Pegasus have the same type of mating period that harpies exhibit
>Suddenly super rapey sky horses out of nowhere
>Ultra apologetic afterwards about raping you though

I think it would be a refreshing change of pace to the MGE Horse pussy personalities.

>>21613240
Cool. I might mess around with the idea. I'll give feedback if I read it, like I usu do.
>>21613242
Don't worry, as long as she enjoys herself, you will get raped. I actually wrote that correctly, did a double take for a second there.

>>21613237
>dorky lizardman likes knives and swords in an autistic collector sort of way not the creepy way
>is out at the mall
>sees a shop window that has a "rambo" knife, bankai zangetsu, a "survival knife", kratos' chain swords, and an undersized energy sword from halo on display
>EEEEEEEEEE's in excitement and goes in to check out the goods
>Its your usual chinese family run shop selling fud and weeb style knives and swords and the like all while assuring you the highest quality and yes it will cut through tanks of course it's a katana after all
>lizardman goes wild and buys all the cool looking shit she wants
>gets home and tries to cut a random tree with her new katana
>explodes into a thousand pieces more violently than a glock failing
>close inspection of the tang shows it's made of rusting, unhardened, and unhampered stainless steel and has "made in china" stamped on it
>all of the knives and swords she just bought are like this, even the rorouni kenshin sakabato she was so excited for

>>21613262
>I might mess around with the idea. I'll give feedback if I read it, like I usu do.
Wait so you might write something on it as well? and yeah i will link it here when i finish. Probably wont be to long and might be a bit gratuitous on the pleasure she receives from it.

Does anybody have a link to where the information is on the Classes of the demon army? Not the imgur gallery but a paste or something. I can't seem to find it on mgr

>>21613242
Try a different kind of battle.
https://twitter.com/hollow_7th/status/1144498168718979072

>>21613281
I've a small backlog, so the plot bunny won't be going anywhere for me at the moment. Unless I fold it into the lizardman thing I'm stuck on, which isn't very likely.

>>21613291
http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1546&start=0
Here. This is the forum thread.

>>21613311
May i ask what write fag you are?

Is it weird that i genuinely like /monster/s green texts/stories but i enjoy coming here for actual discussion beyond retarded politics?

Guys, I have a problem. I'm a monster hunter who has caught dozens of monster girls (even a couple of wyvern, and I'm not even bragging).
What I do is go hunting for a monster I want to catch, drag her home, clean and care for her, show her off to my friends, then release her. I would assume that they desire their freedom, but sometimes they come right back and I drive them off, only to inevitably cave-in to their pleading and let them stay. Most of them want me to keep them trussed up because they've grown to like it.
Now I have 9 monsters that I have to care for. Not only do I feel like some sick kidnapper, but I can't just get anyone involved because the Order will tear me apart for not slaying them (and for faking my arm injury to avoid the draft).
On the bright side, at least all my friends are now happily married thanks to me.

>>21613323
>>21613330
Stop

>>21613323
I don't go to ochos, so I wouldn't know what /monster/ is like. I know that there's a writefag on TFT that loves to shove his political dick in things, but I don't know if he's from there.

If you think you're weird, I go to /tg/ for worldbuilding ideas.

>>21613323
There are few things that I loathe more than "is it weird that I" questions.

>>21613323
Go away.

>>21612830
I want to touch things that no one should be touching

>>21613340
You talking about Opie and MG2020, right? Yeah, his stuff came from /monster/ and he was such a faggot that even they banned him.

>>21613369
Please don’t shitpost with my favorite girl. Hasn’t she been through enough?

>>21613369
I don't know what goes on there. Anything else I should know about /monster/?

>>21613278
Poor girl, at least I'd know what to get her for her birthday and I can just tell her that her warrior spirit was too much for those blades to handle

>>21613263
Hah. The property damage would be hilarious.

>>21613278
Aww. So that's why she burned down 5 Ginzu factories while fighting salaryman ninjas. Something like this has happened to everyone, that's the truly fun part.

>>21613173
Like how?

>>21613378
Not him but I just got back from /v/ and yes, yes she has.

Was your waifu corrupted or Born a monstergirl? If Born what species and if corrupted how and into what species?

What monster being yandere is more funny than it is scary?

>>21613156
Like how?

Asking here because I originally found the manga through /mgt/ on /a/ back in 2014 and /wsr/ is no help.

Anyone know that manga that got axed on like chapter 4 about a dude teaming up with a vampire girl to deal with demihuman criminal issues?
In one chapter they deal with an arachne and the MC tries to solve the situation by hitting on her, and in another a human demihuman trafficker grows a heart while trafficking an angel loli and dies trying to save her from the powerful demihuman he was trafficking her to.

Other things I remember was there was a girl named Meme and there as a TL saying, "Meme is pronounced May-May", and it started off looking like it would be a tournament arc but the vampire girl bit the MC's sister or childhood friend or something so he had to work with her to get a cure or some shit.

Please help!

>>21613509
Any monster being yan is scary dude

Where are the Kakuen lewds? you said that there will be lewds

>>21613156
>>21613524
https://imgur.com/a/AOGU6LM

Pheonix should be the canon MG for multiple age power.

>Solomon Pheonix,
>Born on a Monday,
>Joined the Sabbath on Tuesday,
>Married on Wednesday,
>Had children on Thursday,
>Raised a family on Friday,
>Grew old on Saturday,
>Died on Sunday,
>That was the end,
>Of Solomon Pheonix.
>Reborn on Monday...

>>21613577
What about a yan kikimora that's just a maid

>>21613639
Ban Wisps for spawn camping!

>>21613639
>Pheonix lives lasting less than 20 years.
I fucking hate brainlets who want this garbage. Unless they get murdered before then its shit to have them die and rebirth so fucking fast.

>>21613524
like if the starts the day as a loli and grows into an ara ara~ or whenever it's time you join her as she forms an egg and renews both of you.

>>21613639
I fucking hate Spell Queller!

>>21613759
if she*

What is your waifu's signature dish?

>>21613838
Grilled fish

>>21613838
She doesn't cook, cooking is for peasants

>>21613863
But cooking can be fun!

>>21612562
I can't realistically believe that my waifu would fantasize about meeting (me). I'm just a consolation prize at best.

>>21613906
Dont worry anon. That other anon probably just gets a stiffy from suffering and wishes anons where cucked. I am sure your waifu would dream of a man like you.

>>21613906
I can't realistically believe that I could even have a waifu. I love being alone most of the time, am uncomfortable with basic biological things everyone does, and I feel like I make the PS3 look like it has outstanding game. I would not be comfortable with the idea of someone having such shit taste, even if they were my ideal waifu.

>>21613838
Charred meat with a slight hint of lemon.

>>21613926
Thanks, Anon. The problem is my waifu (or at least, my favorite species) is pic related. So they canonically have pretty high standards and their pick of the litter in terms of potential husbands. Sometimes I like to think I'd be her rebound dick-turned-husband after SHE gets rejected by the hero she'd lusted after for so long, because that's the only way i could see her wanting me

>>21613940
Thats fine. Also unlike 3dpd she wont be a bitter sour puss about getting you instead and you guys will grow to love each other.

>>21613970
I hope so. I want her to mold me into a man worthy of her.

>>21614013
You both will mold to fit each other perfectly anon. Remember that relationships are always 2 way streets!

Anon! We will now spend the rest of this Sunday learning about Jim Henson!

I am making my waifu an unironic mary sue. Is that bad?

>>21614050
It's your fantasy, mate.

>>21614050
Tell me more.

>>21614058
True.

>>21614067
I am writing the greentext backstory for how my pslime waifu gained a pslime and I now realize i have gone on a tangent about how she grew up a master of the sword and much late master of magic. I think maybe i should make her weaker in sword.

>>21614050
Not the first or last person, not that bad Enjoy being a trophy and wimp in comparison

>>21614082
Anon it's a god damn fantasy not something you're going to post on a fanfic site, mary sue her up if you want. Perfect, powerful women are hot.

>>21614108
Motherfucker i plan to become an absolute battle chad that will dominate her entire body. The trophy husband stuff is only for the first years of marriage and when we role play in bed.

>>21614124
Sounds good. I will do that. Kinda.

>>21614139
>Being a mary sue too
Ruined, fanfic tier

>>21614108
There's no shame in being a trophy husband.

>>21614144
Nevermind then.

>>21614153
Indeed, its why me and her would roleplay it.

>>21614153
So long as you're there for her every night after she comes back from the forge to give her a lovingly made dinner, a big hug and massage while listening to how her day went, it's good.

>>21613940
Don't beat yourself up, unless you get off on it. She picked you because she sees a glimmer of something in you that she can't find any where else, a diamond in the rough that just needs proper cutting and polishing. And she knows it will be worth it to put the effort in to making you perfect for her.

Swamp witch, yes?

>>21614190
Of course, what kind of husband would I be if I didn't?

>>21614205
That's a big hat. She must be important.

>>21614245
She is, she owns a swamp

>>21614205
No. Forest ones are better.

>>21614205
Swamp witch, you say?
https://exhentai.org/g/1192197/85dffd7947/

>>21614496
Knew it was going to be this and I'm still mad about those last few pages. Ruined a perfectly good doujin.

>>21612758
You can't play with a monstergirl's protective instincts like that!

>>21613191
Adulatory is forbidden Anon

>>21613318
Diplomacyanon from tg. How about yourself?. My view is that feedback and logic is mandatory for improvement. Also that giving these things increases everyone's chances of getting them. It doesn't work out that way, but I can say that I tried, so meh.
>>21613323
>Ewwchan
I don't know what they do there, but this thread has some fun discussions every now and again. Keep your mind out of supergutter-chan, frend.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75485426

Okay. Your waifu has been granted immeasurable power by a Lilim with poor judgement. Consequently she's gone mad with power. What happens next?

>>21614701
>Diplomacyanon from tg
Into the trash then.
>>21613323
Their greentext stories are the worst and often miss the point of mge.

>shortstack monster is posting on a zipangan image board about how it's been forever since there's been a new entry in the Human Boy Encyclopedia
>she and the others talk about how they wish human boys were real and what they would do if they were
>as she's typing, she sees flashes of light outside her window
>she watches in awe as portals open and human boys come pouring out
>they quickly start fucking, or getting fucked by, whatever monsters are nearby
>the shortstack monster rushes outside to get a human boy of her own
>that's when she sees him, and he sees her
>her favorite species in the HBE, Tall Muscular Boy
>he sweeps her off her feet and carries her back inside, where they have the passionate non-stop sex both of them had been dreaming of

>>21614735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ

>>21614735
>granted immeasurable power
>with poor judgement

>>21613838
Ushi Oni doing as best she can to be a dutiful wife in the modern world!

>>21613509
This. The very definition of yandere makes it highly unfun no matter the species. Can anyone actually give a fun example of a yan monster?
>>21614750
>trash
Shrug.
>>21614803
I might try and green back after some stim.

>>21613577
This. The very definition of yandere makes it highly unfun no matter the species. Can anyone actually give a fun example of a yan monster?
>>21614750
>trash
Shrug.
>>21614803
I might try and green back after some stim. Yeah, I definitely need some caffeine.

>>21614701
Please stay on /tg/ the last thing the thread needs is "people" from that place.

No Anon, for the thousandth fucking time, Deathclaws are not MGs! They never have been MGs and they never will be MGs.

>>21613906
Sometimes the Second Banana can be even better than first place.

I wonder how single unemployed Christmas Cake Papillons spend their days.

>>21614038
Kevin, is that you?

>>21614976
Cute Papillion!

>>21614976
>tfw you will never cum inside a Christmas Cake Papillion while hugging her tightly and burying your head into her chest.

>>21615023
Feels bad man. Do you think you can manage a family of Greenworms though? You'd clean out the local greengrocer's stock in a week!

>21615011
She'd be cuter if she cared a bit more about her appearance, but ever since she cocooned alone she's had self-esteem issues.

>>21614735
Die because of her actions. This way she's gonna realize she fucked up, and then redemption arc will ensue. Additionally, it's very likely you're gonna get either a banshee or lich waifu after death

>>21615119
>redemption arc
i hate it

>>21615157
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1145317506262769664
REAL SHIT.

>>21614735
The New Monkey God!

>>21615179
>>21615157
Wow, Kc not only drawing a town but I think this is the first time I've seen him draw a dude's face for MGE too.

>>21614199
Its not that I get off on beating myself up, I just can never wrap my head around why she should wait for me when she's surrounded by so many perfectly viable potential husbands. So the solution to appease my autism is to come up with ideas that somehow bypass that. I like the idea of her saying to herself "if you can't find a hero, make your own." I'm more than ready to work to become the man she's always dreamed of.

>>21614537
how did the last few pages ruin it? It seemed perfectly fine

>>21614735
Not much. She was already mad with power.

>>21615201

>>21615218
Aw, this is incredibly sweet. Sharing your umbrella with your waifu on a rainy day is the best

>>21615157
What a nice place. Do they paddle the boats with their tail?

>>21615207
Or perhaps she sees something in you that all the heroes in the world could never have. The man in the mirror is our harshest judge, after all.

So just let it happen. Let her delicate, interlocking fingers ravish your hands.

>>21615201
Didnt do the chesire doujin?

>>21615201
>first time

>>21615250
Tallnuki.
I always think they're short.

>>21615157
>>21615259
I wonder if they have separate churches for landlubbers and sea-dwellers. Hell, I wonder if the church of Eros has any turf disputes with the worshippers of Poseidon.

>>21615250
Forgot that one. Still it's always good to see happy couples, Kc seems to like showing different kinds of husbands other than just generic anime mc too.

>>21615285
Big titty goth gf.

>>21615289
I want a massive Mammaried Goth GF

>>21615157
>mermaid town
Never thought I’d be this disinterested in an update until now. At least kc’s still chugging on though.

>>21615303
How massive?

>>21615314
Shockedhost.png tier.

>>21615157
The last paragraph says

>The power of "The song of bless", which was made by the 'mermaid princess' herself from the legend, will bless the couples who are getting married in this island. Just like in 'mermaid princess' legend where the mermaid princess was able to come back to life and marry a human prince when she turned into a seafoam beacause of the blessings by the sea god and her love to a prince, a couple will be blessed to love each other forever

They really do hate tragedies, don't they?

>>21615323
Dear god....

>>21615337
She's gonna have tears of embarrassment.

>>21615330
How new are you?

>>21615330
>KC read the OG little mermaid for research and went "FUCK THIS"

>>21615356
good
I dont like how crab made it into a joke,

>>21615157
>MGE Venice
It's shit then?

Don't open.

>>21615371
There's no Italians there.

>>21615330
and usula and her two unagi joro minions got a husband and NO ONE DIED EVER THE END

>>21615377
Mermaids are the spaghettis of MGE confirmed.

>>21615377
is there italian food?

>>21615385
A kracken and two eels sounds too slime for me

>>21615385
Imagine if disney as a whole got KC'd

>>21615416
imagine if mge as a whole got penders'd

>be adventurer
>there's a weird wolf girl merchant always following you around trying to sell you stuff
>she'll even swipe things you were looking for in dungeons and give you a discount, saying it's because you're her favorite(only) customer

>>21614803
>hellhound meets her husbando, the frail sickly boy that needs protecting
>she tells her friends she's going to rape the shit out of him, but actually she princess carries him home and starts tenderly nursing him to health
>houri is assigned to the scruffy poor bum with a heart of gold she had a daki of
>she lovingly cleans him up and hugs him until she's matched the time spent with her pillow
>overworked office lady lamia finally gets the doting house-husband she dreamed of
>completely swears off drinking and shitposting, instead focuses on getting spoiled and showing him off

>>21615433
>One day accept a very dangerous job
>She offers you supplies like usual
>Give her all your money because you know it will probably be a suicide mission and it might be the last time you see her
how does she react?

F@ C@

>>21615487
>she tosses in a good luck charm as freebie for your patronage
>when you're in trouble, it summons her decked out in high level equipment, and she wipes out all opposition
>she hopes you'll continue doing business with her

>>21615512
BIG
FAT
CUDDLE
CAT

>>21615512
I prefer f@ r@

>>21615523
>tfw your merchant supplier will never steal your jobs like that
I might as well ask her to hire me.

>>21614993
Who's Kevin?

>>21615545

>>21615562
I didn't say anything about Miia though.

Fluffy butt.

>>21615590

>>21615562
>off-topic image
You could've just linked to the pic.

>>21615512
Cheshires are nice. I'd have one sit on my lap.

>>21615630
Going to squirt her with my Super Soaker.

>>21615458
I love this.

>>21615218
>clipping

>>21614976
>worked extra hard to retire early
>living comfortably on retirement checks and welfare programs
>manage to snag a nice apartment for a reasonable price
>comfy as fuck, get furniture, groceries, and clothes delivered & never leave home
>soon realizes she's still a virgin, and terribly lonely too
>the comfort of a simple life gradually fades into deep, crushing feelings of loneliness
>hear a knock at the door
>look through peephole
>all of the cute boy alarms go off in her head
>quickly swing it open
>"Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
>dozens of "oh, fuck!"'s going off at once
>doesn't want to be awkward, but also doesn't want to let him go too soon
>devises a plan
>leaves for the kitchen
>makes a huge ruckus
>comes back with flour and oil all over her hands, and a measuring cup full of sugar in her cleavage
>"Um, I'm sorry, I fell, and made a huge mess. I don't want to make the cup all messy, so could you please take it?"
>neighbor is immediately struck with nerves
>both parties are red as cherries with embarrassment and excitement
>neighbor makes the first move
>cup has sunk far too deep inside of her cleavage, ends up accidentally getting his hand in there
>papillon immediately responds by pressing her breasts together with her arms
>"Gotcha~!"
>He laughs it off, and takes the sugar out anyway
>"Thanks, ma'am. I'll bring it back tomorrow."
>He leaves with what he came for
>Papillon is so humiliated, but can't get over how she can still feel the warmth of his hand between her tits
>leaves her house for the first time in months to go to an adult gifts store and buy sex toys, masturbates FURIOUSLY, and plots what her next move will be when he returns

Cursed image.

>>21615416
Who’s going to captain the new Jungle Cruise? Adventuring khakis with a pith helmet can be alluring and the deadpan sense of humor is always a plus.

>>21615703
Why are CC neighbors so lusty? holy shit.

>>21615742
Unhusbanded papillons are the poster child for extremely repressed sexual frustration

>>21615742
Isolation and repressed lust make for a particularly powerful cocktail.

>>21615773
Gonna impregnate.
Must impregnate.

Human girls are way better than monster girls.

>21615793
i'm insulted that you'd put so little effort in your bait

>>21615773
Unicorns too.

>>21615793
Monster girls might give you a good time, but only human girls can give you a heir.

>>21615793
Physically? I most cases yeah, they don't have weird parts. Psychologically? Fuck off, human women are shit.

>>21615813
Hey-ho
Hey-ho
It's off to fuck we go

>>21615813
Cute.

>>21615809
Not for long.

>>21615793
Human girls can't do this.

>>21612510
HUGE

She sees your ___.

Small foxes are pure beings!

>>21615901
I saw a fox in my backyard yesterday.

>>21615904
Did you mating press her?

>>21615905
A real fox, not a fox girl.
I think.

>>21615157
>men in MGE world aren't faceless
wtf I hate that shithole now

>>21615918
so did you?

>>21615918
Count the tails next time

>>21615934
N-no

>>21615545
Kevin Perjerur of the Defunctland series. He’s doing a series on Jim Henson and just made a video a few days ago.

>>21615936
>not applying the mating press to actual foxes
How disappointing. Go back to your miniatures, faggot.

>>21615918
How do you even differentiate between them? I can't even differentiate between the ones that want to give you a tailjob and the ones that want to eat your liver!

>>21615946
Hey I saw the one about Fraggles

>>21615956
If your dick can't tell the difference, is it really important?

>>21615956
Oh come on. Kumihos are not that bad

>>21615971
My liver would like to disagree.

>>21615977
Mamonorama disagrees with you, and it wins. Take your surgery induced orgasm like a man.

>>21615988
Why do you hate livers so much, anon? They help you eliminate toxins.

>>21616007
You sure that isn't a kumiho?

>>21616007
All toxins in MGE cause erections. Why do you hate erections?

>>21615988
Alright but I need an incredibly convoluted situation because I get jealous if they've tasted another mans liver.
So basically an arranged marriage with an immature kumiho.

>>21616007
>>21616023
>toxin

>>21615988
Guro is not and will never be allowed here.

>>21616029
That's feasible, I'm sure you can get married to your small relatively weak kumiho without being intercepted by some old fox.

>>21616034
I-imagine if our livers could filter mamonomana. H-haha that would be comedic!

>>21616034
I don't even get the point of this. Eh?

>>21616056
>I don't even get the point of this.
and thats a good thing

>>21616056
Mandrake... have you ever seen a Monster Girl drink a glass of water?

>>21615736
>Don’t worry, I’ll scare the beast off the way I scared my last boyfriend off. “I love you! I want to have a relationship! Do you want to meet my parents?”

>>21615959
There’s a new one from 3 days ago on the history of the muppet babies

>>21616074
No clue what you mean. Could you expand on it?

>>21616101
Have you never seen the movie Dr. Strangelove?

>>21616071
I meant that I don't get dislike for both livers and erections. I understood the implied insult part.

>>21616113
im 30 and i still get erections at inconvenient times.

>>21616117
26 here, I get maybe 4 unwarranted boners a day.

>Hellhound baby, through some means or another, ends up abandoned in the wilderness
>Local wolf pack finds her and takes her in as one of her own
>They both have fur and paws and ears, it’s probably close enough, thinks the wolf mother who lost her own cubs
>one thinly veiled Tarzan/Jungle Book parody later
>the Hellhound is trained by a strapping young man into an upstanding lady of Victorian-era society whose hobbies include reading Jules Verne and baking and eating cakes
>In bed, however, she still had the ferocity of a wolf and the sexual aggression of a Hellhound

>>21616110
Too long ago. All I remember is Rusty Pickins on his famous ride and some of the titular doctor. But some of it is coming back to me.

>>21616136
Monster Girls want to get their hands on our precious bodily fluids.

>>21616125
>>21616117
4 or less erections a day should be enough to sustain a single mamono, and all without some sort of toxin being applied. Seems legit to me.

>>21616137
i need my fluids

>>21616137
Well, they can have my essence at all times

Why are fluffy monsters so cute

>>21616129
Always got to be careful around her. You never know when she might get the urge.

Do monsters understand a love that is beyond lust

>>21616053
They would have too. Otherwise the effect of mamano mana would never wear off or have to be applied again. The fact that something is excreted or wears off is proof that it is being metabolized. That's would apply to mamono with their "food" as well.

>>21616202
Lust is a part of love.

>>21613838
edible solids packed with vitamins, minerals, and other nutrients and has 2000 calories, so you only eat it once and don't have to eat again for the next 24 hours

>>21615372
is she about to guide my head to her pussy for eating. i like it when they're taking the lead

>>21615697
why is that demon reporter on TV bald?
is negative 15 degrees considered a heat wave where you live?
where DO you live?
why aren't you fulfilling your duties as a man and breed immediately as you are told?
i want spicy beef jerky but that shit's too expensive, how do i make quick easy money in MGEland?

>>21615726
you are like a baby. watch this.

>>21616241
I don't like the Kobold colors one that much.
But this...

>>21614701
Pslime anon and thank you for the words. I will post either a link or just the story on here when i am done.