/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cirno could beat Okina by herself.

If Okina bows down to a bunch of onaholes I'm going to be mad. Clappy is the only strong fairy in the bunch.

>>21591000
kuso template

>>21591011
She already did back when she was brown. Imagine all the things she can accomplish now that she's white again.

>>21591074
Why don't you do us all a favour and go complain in the idol/JAV/virtual youtuber/Monster girl generals? Their thread OPs are even more braindead and low effort than template threads, but I don't see any of you complain there.

>>21591075
my wife cirno is so nigger

Cirno is the strongest of the bunch, and Piece shouldn't be far behind. Even if Cirno isn't as powerful as she was in her superior brown form, her and the backup squad should make up the difference.

>>21591086
you know full well janny won't touch 3DPD generals

>>21591011
>>21591075
>>21591112
Have you even played HSiFS? It's revealed in Aya's extra that Okina could have instantly beaten the protagonist at any point if she so desired. The extra stage wasn't a fight, it was Okina playing around with the protag, or as Aya puts it, having the protag "dance in the plam of her hand". Same thing happened with Hecatia in LoLK, no one "beat" her because there was no fight. She was playing around.

Also danmaku is not a measure of strength. The spell card rules was a system created so that anyone can beat anyone, so that there could be an level playing field. It's a game or, more accurately, a sport. Tewi can beat Eiki and Yuyuko can be a stage 1 boss.

Spoilers are out. Looking good, Okina.

>>21591313
*makes you suicidal by walking*

>>21591317
If she can walk, why does she need a wheelchair?
Is she pretending to be disabled so people treat her better?

>>21591451
Hey, being an old hag is rough, she needs her sympathy ploys

>>21591451
Symbolism

>>21591074
Anything is a template to you retards

>>21591000
Onahole power rankings
S+: Lily White (Spring power up)
S: Cirno, Clownpiece
A: Eternity Larva, Lily White (Normal)
B: Sunny Milk, Luna Child, Star Sapphire
C: Daiyousei, Greater fairies, Fairy maids
D: Normal Fairies

>>21591000
Imagine getting attack by so many fairies haha wouldn't that be scary

>>21591790
Luna-chan is SSS rank in my heart.

>>21591790
God I want to drink their pee so bad.

>>21591790
Make a fairy tummy ranking.

>>21591938
All of their tummies are S+ rank when filled with my semen and half-fairy offspring.

>>21592331
I love pregnant fairies.

>>21592628
Filthy hag.

>>21591451
She's just a lazy fatass.

literal god vs bunch of onaholes, tough choice

>>21592701
>>21592843
someone is asspained

>>21592880
Yeah, it's Okina. Not sitting on her ass all day long would probably help her with the problem.

Mom will defeat the fairies.

>>21592973
hello fake fairy eternity
stop LARPing as a fairy fan and take your shitty proxywars up with another character

ONAHOLES!
ONAHOLES
ONAAAA!
HOLEEES!!!

>>21593587
I want to steal their used panties from the laundry. Imagine the pee stains.

>>21591491
fuck off to /v/

>>21593587
Airborne tengas.

>>21594104
Marisa is a great onahole.

>>21591000
She's a crippled goddess without worshipers. People are overestimating Okina just because she's a sage. She doesn't even have working legs.

>>21594147
>without worshipers
Don't say that, you'll hurt granny's feelings.

>>21594147
>>21594158
The poster count didn't even change. Fuck off with your falseflag, anti-fairy fag. You aren't apart of us.

>>21594147
*makes you suicidal by walking, again*

>>21594218
Of course it didn't change, you twat, it's not my first post in this thread.
>anti-fairy fag
I was mocking Okina by calling her a "granny", genius.

>>21593703
Stop being obsessed with fairy pee, /jp/!!

>>21594326
Not until it's too late and I've consumed too much of it to the point where I've turned into a fairy myself. Until then, I'll thirst for it day and night. I'm quite sure that if I were to ever get my hands on it and tried to use it in moderation like in pic related as a spice for coffee, I'd eventually ignore the risks, up my dose and OD.

>>21594355
If you're a wizard, you can just drink your own piss instead

>>21594359
If drinking Wizard Yuuka's pee as a replacement to fairy pee was an option I could take, I'd have done so by now.

>>21591000
Me in front of them naked

>>21591074
kuso kuso template post
>>21591000
She is going to give them such a hard headpat time.

>>21591086
>>21591491
Stop worshipping template threads.
If anyone cared about generals being templqte threads then they would complain. Instead, try and show some fucking class and effort and stop whining about posters calling little shits like OP out for making no effort slider threads because he is too braindead to use that peasized brain of his let alone any other braincell that isn’t his regular cognitive and physical ability to shitpost and jack off to make a worthwhile thread.
Template threads have no topic and are an invitation for off topic shitposting.

Where’s Mima
Some faggot said whe was coming back this chapter

>>21591317
Oh god, Okina is such a big loser it's not even funny.

>>21595880
Stop samefag shitposting in my thread. If you're gonna shitpost at least do it in 3DPD shit threads.

Star is a good girl and deserves lots of love.

>>21595853
>If anyone cared about generals being templqte threads then they would complain.
Then why don't you care? Why is it that it's only a problem for you when the template thread is a Touhou thread? Not only do you entirely ignore general threads for no real reason apart from being biased, but I never see you call idolmaster templaters like
>>21191104
>>21369941
>>21358155
or
>>21584831
out. You're not trying to improve the quality of the board, you're just here to shitpost in Touhou threads.

The fairies need to be stopped.

I NEED a fairywife, /jp/

>>21597229
>>21591086
People complain about generals all the time, do you even browse this board?
>Why is it that it's only a problem for you when the template thread is a Touhou thread?
Why are under that impression? Try to make a 3DPD template and see how long it lasts.
>but I never see you call idolmaster templaters like >>21191104 >>21369941 >>21358155 or >>21584831
What the heck. except maybe the last one, those are not template threads.

>>21599011
>People complain about generals all the time, do you even browse this board?
People never complain about generals in the threads themselves. Either stop complaining in template threads about template threads and start doing that where people complain about generals, or start complaining about generals in the general threads.
>What the heck. except maybe the last one, those are not template threads.
But they are. They have or don't have a topic just as much as this thread.

>>21599159
>Either stop complaining in template threads about template threads and start doing that where people complain about generals, or start complaining about generals in the general threads.
Who the fuck are you to decide what I complain about and where? Besides you are seriously delusional if you think you can get rid of generals, whose userbase is crossboarders who don't give two shits about /jp/'s mos maiorum or whatever, in any other way other than convincing mods to move them somewhere else. On non-general /jp/ we have different standards, so would you kindly fuck off back to /v/ with your kuso memeshit template.
>But they are.
"That's right, the proper position to take when you present yourself before xis to bow your head until it touches the ground while on both your knees. This position is known as dogeza and was created by men as a response to x's majesty, power and authority." is my favorite template.

>>21599302
>Who the fuck are you to decide what I complain about and where? Besides you are seriously delusional if you think you can get rid of generals, whose userbase is crossboarders who don't give two shits about /jp/'s mos maiorum or whatever, in any other way other than convincing mods to move them somewhere else. On non-general /jp/ we have different standards, so would you kindly fuck off back to /v/ with your kuso memeshit template.
No, you fuck off back to /v/. You come here to shitpost in threads that you arbitrarily label as template threads while ignoring other blatant template threads. You give generals a free pass because you aren't bothered by them due to them not being Touhou threads. Then you try to justify this by stating some bullshit on how complaining in then wouldn't make a difference or how they're somehow allowed to be on /jp/ despite not being /jp/. All you're doing is shitposting in threads you don't like, which by pure coincidence all happen to be Touhou threads, while ignoring other threads that are just as bad or even worse. You're not trying to make /jp/ a better place. You just hate Touhou.

>>21599478
>You come here to shitpost in threads that you arbitrarily label as template threads while ignoring other blatant template threads.
The threads you linked above are not template threads, nor they are any different than other character-themed threads on the boards, you just seem to not particularly like them.
OP is a textbook example of memeshit template ("What does /x/ think of this?", "Thoughts?", "Discuss.")
>they're somehow allowed to be on /jp/ despite not being /jp/
Seiyuu, KanCer and Idols are otaku culture, you just don't personally like them.

>You give generals a free pass because you aren't bothered by them due to them not being Touhou
>ignoring other threads that are just as bad or even worse
>You just hate Touhou.
Why do you keep making those assumption about me? This is some fursecution level of retarded, seek medical help.

>>21599638
>The threads you linked above are not template threads, nor they are any different than other character-themed threads on the boards, you just seem to not particularly like them.
OP is a textbook example of memeshit template ("What does /x/ think of this?", "Thoughts?", "Discuss.")
Making a character centered thread is about as template as it can get, there is absolutely no real topic and they always devolve into off topic shitposting. This thread isn't even a meme template thread as there is an actual topic to discuss for once.
>Seiyuu, KanCer and Idols are otaku culture, you just don't personally like them.
Generals are still template threads, whether you like it or not. I like VNTS, DJT and Elona threads, but the fact remains that they're generals which are bad for the board and they should go. The fact that I personally don't like Idols, seiyuu or KanCer doesn't make their generals any less welcome here than the ones I like. All generals should go.
>Why do you keep making those assumption about me? This is some fursecution level of retarded, seek medical help.
I just find it odd that whenever someone's complaining about template threads, it's always in a Touhou thread. Character centric threads without an actual topic are template threads, even if they happen to be idolmaster threads.

>>21599767
Template threads are thread started with specific effortless templates like the ones aforementioned.
>Making a character centered thread is about as template as it can get,
>Character centric threads without an actual topic are template threads, even if they happen to be idolmaster threads.
They are not. Even >>21358155 you linked above actually had the decency of thinking an OP text. Besides 90% of touhou threads on /jp/ fit in this "/c/ thread" category.
OP is just a template.
>Generals are still template threads,
No, they are not.
>generals which are bad for the board and they should go. The fact that I personally don't like Idols, seiyuu or KanCer doesn't make their generals any less welcome here than the ones I like. All generals should go.
I agree, but it's a different issue. But if you think you'll convince mods by spamming every general with kuso thread, be my guest I guess.

>>21599767
Template threads are thread started with specific effortless templates like the ones aforementioned.
>Making a character centered thread is about as template as it can get,
>Character centric threads without an actual topic are template threads, even if they happen to be idolmaster threads.
They are not. Even >>21358155 (Cross-thread) you linked above actually had the decency of thinking up an OP text. Besides 90% of touhou threads on /jp/ fit in this "/c/ thread" category.
OP is just a template.
>Generals are still template threads,
No, they are not.
>generals which are bad for the board and they should go. The fact that I personally don't like Idols, seiyuu or KanCer doesn't make their generals any less welcome here than the ones I like. All generals should go.
I agree, but it's a different issue. But if you think you'll convince mods by spamming every general with kuso thread, be my guest I guess.

Holy shit, you autistic fucks.
tl;dr anyway lmao

>>21600374
Just ignore and report them for off topic shitposting. That'll teach them not to off topic shitpost about off topic shitposting.

Take it eaaasssyyy. Also Okina would win

Okay guys, I want you to consider the following
fairy

Daichan looks like she's just being there to have fun.

I want to make Clownpiece drink lots and lots of my semen and then cum all over her cute face, so she doesn't forget who she belongs to.

Bloomers > Panties

They're all so cute.
I promise to give all of them a nice, hard dicking!

>>21601778
God, I want them to bully me.

I hope Tomoki Tomonori is the next manga artist
he's got as much repressed fairy lust as Hirasaka does

>>21603242
actually come to think of it his fairy lust isn't repressed in the slightest

>>21603242
They could change places for a month, with Tomonori drawing the newest chapter and Hirasaka drawing an R-18 doujin.

>>21603242
They should change places for a month, with Tomonori drawing the newest chapter and Hirasaka drawing an R-18 doujin.

>>21603261
>>21603242
>>21603320
Tomonori always draws them with huge tits, so no. The fairy manga would be cancelled in a single issue.

>>21603242
>>21603261
>that developed body
Fuck outta here

>>21604009
Who are you quoting?

>>21604009
whom'st do you quote?

I like oppai fairies too...

>>21604087
Pictures like this make me glad that Hiarasaka is the one responsible for the fairies' manga.

>>21604087
I bet the clown is wearing a corset.

>>21604225
This
Don't forget his assessment of fairies

>>21604225
Why? His sameface shit is so annoying.

>>21604884
The only annoying thing about Hirasaka's art is his need to include a close up scene of someone's foot stepping into view whenever possible.

>>21604983
Fairy foot is great, you philistine.

>>21605001
Your obsession with faries is clouding your judgement toward shit tier fetishes
Footfag don't suddenly become okay just because it's fairy feet

They are soooooooo cu-te!
Cute cute cute cute cute cute!
Cute shoes! Cute ribbons! Cute dresses! Cute wings! hah...hah...
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
Sunny chan you are so cute. Yes, Luna chan you are cute too. hah...hah...Star chan I'm not forgetting about you, cutie! Cute fairies hah... cute...

>>21605425
>Footfag don't suddenly become okay just because it's fairy feet
Yes, it does.

>>21591000

>>21605454
Look at this cutie!

I hate fairies so fucking much. Except the clown, but that's only because I like Hecatia a lot.

Anon comforting the fairies after Okina kills them all

>>21605516
Me and my bitch

>>21605581
God, I want to fuck both of them so much. I want to flood their wombs with my filthy NEET semen and get them pregnant.

>>21605516
Please don't share such pictures of my daughterwife without my permission.

>>21610743
Luna-chan is my personal onahole, dude.

>>21611482
what did you say faggot

>>21593587
tfw you see someone saved the pic you posted in a fairy thread last week

>>21619192
Sasuga Star, posting lewd pictures of her and her friends on anonymous imageboards. One would have to be a fool to fall for that good girl act of hers at this point.

>>21619192
>not having all the best fairy artists in your bookmarks
what the hec

>>21619224
can you provide a source for your citation?

>>21591112
Cirno is not even a noticeable fraction as strong as Clownpiece. Clownpiece is a noted powerful fairy from hell more powerful than fucking oni. In any of Cirno's "major" battles, she's always run away at the first chance because she is strong for a fairy of Gensokyo, but still is just a fairy

>>21605425
There's literally nothing wrong with liking feet. It's being obsessed with feet and foul foot stench that's troubling.

Which fairy do you guys think enjoy anal the most?

>>21622887
I think you answered your own question there.

>>21619446
Clownpiece hasn't done anything notable besides memeing on the moon and being Reimu's heated onahole. Imagine comparing a mere lampad to a grizzled vet of the Great Fairy Wars and countless other incidents that have struck Gensokyo.

>>21591816
Not really. I think I would actually enjoy it, and by "it" I mean their intoxicating aroma.

>>21623116
Fairies smell like pee.

>>21623144
That's what makes them so great. Imagine sniffing Luna-chan's used pee stained panties!

>>21623176
Fairies don't urinate you silly goose

>>21626445
Satan told me otherwise.

>>21594060
have sex incel and cope

>>21626539
sorry but non-virgins are NG

>>21591000
No matter loses, my dick wins.

I need to mating press a cute fairy ASAP
I want to bearhug her so hard I leave marks where I was holding her as I pump her full of my filthy, stinky, yellowish NEET semen!!

>>21626447
Satan is a fraud.

>I need to mating press a cute fairy
so not Eternity then

>>21629968
If she doesn't mind waiting a while I'd get around to it eventually.

Fairy threads always make me realize just how sexually frustrated I am.

>>21591000
Clownpiece fights for freedom.

I’d mating press Okina desu, right after burying myself in her breasts and hugging her passionately.

>>21605455
God I to want slobber those feet

>>21630377
What do you mean?

How would society change if beautiful, perfect, living onaholes (aka: fairies) suddenly appeared en masse in the outside world?

>>21633008
they'd still look like kids so there'd probably be massive movements started to protect them from unwarranted dickings despite their semen addictions

>>21633008
Men would become the happiest creatures in the world overnight, and humans would be completely extinct in less than a century.

>>21633036
What if they're so shameless in their semen addictions they start to protest for their right to be semen addicts.

>>21591000
who are the background fairies?

>>21633008
Most legends of "real" fairies have them being assholes. Touhou fairies are also assholes and they would probably set stupid conditions for having sex with them just like "real" fairies.

>>21634547
I'd accept whatever conditions they impose.

>>21634970
As long as you don't accept Star's conditions. She'd just tempt you by giving you false hope of getting to have sex with her some day, while using your money to pay for her things and having sex with other people behind your back. Eventually she'd drop the act and wouldn't even try to hide it.

>>21634981
The filthy golddigger will have to find someone else to NTR, because I'm a broke NEET.
I've always liked innocent girls more, anyway.

>>21634998
Lily is cute and innocent and Luna is about as innocent as they come. Star just pretends to be a good girl, when in reality she's a sadistic bitch.

>>21635010
Everyone on /jp/ claims that Luna is their daughterwife, so she might not be as innocent as she looks.

>>21635020
It's the chestnut fellatio.

>>21635044
Luna-chan's chestnut and squirrel!

>>21635419
My daughterwife Luna-chan is so cute!!!

>>21635419

>>21591000
So are we going to get an explanation of what's actually up with Etarnity Larva?

It's a special day
https://youtu.be/acIP9gVUDgo

>>21633074
Time to get to work on genetically engineering fairies then, sounds like the only way for humanity to end itself on a positive note.

>>21638550
Hell YEAAAAH!!!

>>21638563
Hnggg fairy belly...

>>21641257
What secrets does the clown cunny hold?

>>21644581
Oh shoot!
>>21646921
The secret behind Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness after using the cunny

I want to use Star-chan's throat like an onahole!
I want to fuck her throat balls deep without caring how much it hurts for her or whether she can breath or not!

>>21649418
Stop it. You need to treat fairies like you'd treat a little girl.

>>21650819
>You need to treat fairies like you'd treat a little girl.
I know. That's exactly why I said I want to use Star's throat like an onahole.