/jp/ - Otaku Culture

inb4 no one believes you

>going out with some Japanese
Stopped right there.

>>2159285
>no one believes you
Fix'd

Just talk in English, but be sure to toss the words "sugoi" and "baka" in every other sentence. That will surely impress them.

No one then?

>>2159282
...criminal scum?

>>what are some things to say that could impress them?

How about this: "I'm learning Japanese but don't know enough yet to actually speak it with you, let's talk English instead"?

It's really annoying to have everyone posing as some expert of the Japanese language when he can say three words he learned from animu or is trying to figure out the meaning of something through Google Translations.

>>2159317
They seem to understand that actually, but I can only say like....two sentences in japanese. I just thought if I can say something else rather than asking for their numbers or what is it.

http://www.4chan.org/rules.php
>3. Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.
>Trolls

This thread is reportable. I have done so, and invite all sages and silent onlookers to do so as well.

>>2159375
how is that trolling? stop reporting every freaking post in /jp/. it's not like anything ever comes from reporting stuff anyway.

>>2159375
goddamn that freaking picture again.. i must ask.. sauce?

>>2159375

You've outstayed your welcome here, newfriend reportfag. Try reading the rules _of the board_ sometime.

>>2159420

>>2159420
The rules of the board lie, which is why we get unpleasant threads.

>>2159430

The point is, reportfag doesn't know any limits. He reported the mabinogi thread from yesterday too, so they must be new here. Soon, he'll be reporting Tenhou and Go threads just because they're infrequent topics.

>>2159420
There's nothing Japanese about this thread. It's a board about Japan, not a board about dating advice.

>>2159399
It's the cover of a book. Just expand the image.
Japan: As Viewed by 17 Creators

>>2159441
Asking for some things to say in JAPANESE to say to JAPANESE friends, nope nothing JAPANESE about it.

>>2159441

By that logic, Touhou, vn's, eroges, Meltan threads, etc, belong on /v/, Japanese movies, tv and music (god forbid we discuss these as frequently as we should) belong on /mu/ and /tv/, and all the loli and pedo discussions (which is certainly not Japan related, yet somehow this escapes you) banished from this board and forced to anonIB.

Moot wanted this place to be a CATCH-ALL board for anything related to Japan. You self-important board police seem to think otherwise.

>You self-important board police

You mean, basically everyone who visits here?

Also, >>1

>>2159436
That Korean game has only been discussed here since December, and in my opinion, it doesn't belong here at all. It's not related to Japan, it's not related to VNs, figs, danmaku, incest or any of the other special topics /jp/ was created to harbour, and it is an MMO, so it could be discussed in /v/, and thus is not a weeaboo topic without a board. Just because three guys here play it and the janitor hasn't lurked properly does not make it /jp/ material.

>>2159506

Mabinogi was discussed here last April, people just stopped playing 'cause it was in beta.

I think you should lurk the archives, newfriend.

>>2159506
But it has lolis in it.

>>2159506
So you actually ARE new here.
Aww, so cute.
Why don't you go get raped by a rake ?

>>2159506
since there is no /kr/ I think it's only fair if the few people who're into Korean stuff come discuss this here. Japan invaded Korea often enough, let the poor people have a break too once in a while.

Dokdo and Takeshima. Daemado and Tsushima. Japan and Corea are linked together!

>>2159535
You do realize that would apply to every country, right? I don't see a /ru/ or an /na/ board.

>>2159506
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&search_text=mabinogi&search_ord=old

>>2159547

Japan is just Korea v.2.0

>>2159558

Indeed.

>>2159517
>>2159530
I don't need to, I'm always here. But just to humour you:

Here is the very first mention of the game on /jp/. Mid November.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1619076

Here is the very first thread about it specifically. Early December.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1721707

Here are my first posts as the report fag. Early November.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1545438#p1545928
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1549168#p1549243

Three guys, bumping their threads, for months.

>>2159592
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/149475#p150092
What?

>>2159592

You're an idiot. I hope you get banned.

>>2159506
I've seen you report incest threads before.

>>2159278
<-/b/log.


>>2159436
Protip: There's no such thing as a "reportfag" (he's not one person). Also, he's not the person that started it. He's just some idiot that started spamming the report image a few weeks ago. We've been using this report image for months.

>>2159556
Well, fuck me. I guess I do need to lurk moar.
That doesn't mean my reasoning is flawed, though. Unless the game has a strong following in Japan, it doesn't belong here and should never have been allowed.

Hey guys, am I cool yet?

>>2159661
At the rate you're using these report images they'll be banned from /jp/ in a few weeks. This is why we cant have nice things. You're trying so hard to take credit for inventing reportfaggotry, despite the fact that report images have existed since old-old /a/.

Report images should be reserved for 0ld-/n/, 3D nudity threads, and blatant offtopic trolling threads. Reporting minor threads such as this will only annoy the mods/janitors.

>>2159688
At no point did I claim to invent any practice.