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Maids are olev!

Horned girls are best girls

>>21582946
Maids are olive!

I want to spend the day at the shooting range with a qt centaur!
And then I want to spend the evening cleaning our guns together!

Which species can best pull off the Hollow Arm Sleeve look?

I'd be happy with any monstergirl, desu. As long as she's loving.

would you let her sit in your lap?

>>21583009

>>21582998
Same here. I just want someone to hold and/or to hold me at night. I’d take my least favorite species with a genuine caring personality over my favorite with a bitchy or abusive personality.

>>21582955
It's time to oil the olive meido.

>>21582981

>>21583009
>>21583015
Yes

Making level 1 rat rogues into level 20 brood mothers!

Red or blue?

>>21583025
That's just inefficient training anon, if you powerlevel them you can have them at Broodmother by level 8!

>>21583045
Both!

>>21583025
At what point do they change from Goons into Mob Bosses?

>>21583049
You need to take them on a special quest to unlock that vocation.

>>21583045
Remind me of the difference?
Red is the loud aggressive drunk and Blue is the quiet pseudo-intellectual drunk right?

Big and sexy Wendigos!

>ywn have a harpy spread your anus apart with her talons and spit in it

>>21583072
How can she feel anything if she's dead?

>>21583061
Small and cute wyverns.

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

>>21583079
Is that really the best version of that image you can find?

>>21583076
i'm dead inside yet i feel

>>21583046
That's just it.
We're putting them into broodmother at level one so they can put all of them in!

>>21583049
About level 15.
Granted, the only mob they're bossing is their brood.

>>21583089
There there.

>>21583049
I want to unite the mob bosses of MGC by marrying them all!

>>21582981
I know a species that can't pull that off

What is your waifu’s go-to meal when she needs to make dinner for the family in little time?

>>21583127
Oyakodon.

>>21583116
Are Trolls the ultimate masters of paizuri? I'm asking for a friend.

>>21583127
My waifu is too busy with work, I'd be the cook in the family. That being said, pasta is always a good choice.

>>21583133
Based.

>>21583127
Freshly slaughtered elk, she just slaps some flank meat on the table and goes to town while im cooking my plate and her seconds.

>>21583127
Me.

>>21583154
You must be fun at parties.

>>21583134
You wish.

>>21583159
I don't understand.

>>21583134
I prefer to use her ass for hotdogging my dick and abuse her anus

>>21583133
Goddammit KDF

>>21583186
I don't eat meat anon. Besides, I was >>21583141

>>21583169
That's a kumiho-the kind of fox that feasts on human livers.

>>21583194
I know, but I don't see how that relates to me being fun at parties.

>>21583074
She spitshines my anus I'll elbow grease her cloaca.

>>21583194
Daily reminder that livers are for filtering toxic substances only.

Got a new wife commission
http://twitter.com/chundraw4235/status/1143242175871774725

a man once told me that scars are sexy. do zombies look hotter with more scars or just 2 or 3 stitches and some bandages?

>>21583214
fatass

>>21583219
Zombies look cute

>>21583219
Any MG looks hotter with scars. Because then they get all self conscious about them and you have to make her feel like the most beautiful person in the world.
And when your depression gets the better of you she can help you calm down as well by making you feel like the most beautiful person in the world.

>>21583204
>cloaca

>>21583214
f@

>>21583219
Scars are cool for everyone

>>21583214
I like the pepperoni nipples. Makes it look a little more realistic.

Domesticate your cats

>>21583214
shorty

>>21583253
Of course, who else will keep our granaries pest free?

>>21583253
And whatever you do, DO NOT spay them!

>>21583253
Someone is going around shortstacking the girls!
We must find and give him a medal!

>>21583194
>>21583199
Please respond.

>>21583253
Pharaohs are for sex slavery

>>21583199
I think the Anon means your a loner, or seek to kill other men

>>21583295
Those breast clamps are weighing heavy on their breasts!

>>21583301
You must be fun at parties too.

>>21583295
Clearly the Pharaoh needs to corrupt a grape snake and force her to be a good girl

>>21583219
I would like a ripped up frankenstein type zombie girl to give lots of tender loving care. I'd adjust her stitches, change her bandages and regulate her temperature any time she needed, and make sure she always felt beautiful and loved. She's a patchwork because she never stopped being worth fixing, and each mismatched part of her is special.

Even if the scars and missing pieces are fixed when she wights, she will always remember those tender moments spent together, patching her up. Even the haughtiest, classiest wights must remember the times when their husbands took loving care of their clumsy zombie bodies.

>>21583295
Practically every MG would be for that. I have a feeling they would enjoy it.

Pat the police

>>21583301
>Loner
Well kinda.
>kill other men
For what? My waifu only wants me for food and sex.

>>21583321
Fuck the police!

>>21583307
Pharaoh's were made to be ousted from their throne and degraded into mere sex slaves.

>>21583319
Most I feel would, but I think the royal types wouldn't take as kindly to it.

>>21583295
It's good that they act like sisters for once

>>21583321
If i promise headpats to the police force, will they end crime? If i promise impregnations, will they achieve world peace?

>>21583295
No!

>>21583127
A sandwich or maybe curry

>>21583253
being domesticated by cats

>>21583127
fish

>>21583295
I like a non graped pharaoh more than a graped one

>>21583307
But wait if the grape snake is the one being raped then what happens to het?

>>21583268
>be tall wizard anon
>run around town zapping single monsters into shortstacks
>they can't catch you because their legs are too short
The inevitable titfuck hell would be worth it

>>21583337
Yes. Me and my apophis wife are gonna take the pharaoh as a sex slave. She's gonna make a good sex toy, cock sock, foot rest, coffee table, maid, and many more degrading things.

>>21583369
A hero to us all.

>>21583295
Both of them are for getting into your fetishes.
Double paizuri by massive dessert beauty breasts!

>>21583369
>that moment when you try to bully a shortstack by holding something out of their reach
>She turns the tables on you by giving you a paizuri until you lower your hands
How long would we last in such a hell?

>>21583376
This is why we need anti Apophis measures.

>>21583127
Butter'n'garlic porkchops. Between preheating the oven and skillet while you prep the sauce and chops your cook time is maybe 15-20 minutes tops plus its damn tasty. Bonus points for adding flour and breadcrumbs to the mix and making whitesauce while it's in the oven.

>>21583307
An apophis being defeated by a pharaoh is impossible

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that lolis and shortstacks hold more love in their bodies per inch than bigger girls!

>>21583168
Goddamn do I love this picture.

>>21583385
But that happens every night, otherwise the sun wouldn't rise in the morning. Problem is apophis keeps coming back despite all that.

>>21583378
>Both of them are for getting into your fetishes.
There are a lot fetishes I'd like to get an apophis and pharaoh into, and half of them aren't thread approved.

>>21583387
Everyone knows girls store their love in their tits, that's actually the reason why they can pump dry a man just by using only their tits.

Smuggling a terrified Pharaoh away from an Apophis by rolling her up in a carpet!

>>21583407
And that means lolis contain more love than the average girl in their small breasts!

>>21583404
My brother.

>>21583412
Sorry to bust your bubble, Anon, but a girl can only love as much as her tits let her. Have you ever seen a loli give a paizuri? No? Well, that's your answer.

>>21583422
That's stupid anon, everyone knows that the most love is concentrated in the cunny!

>>21583422
>Have you ever seen a loli give a paizuri? No? Well, that's your answer.
Naizuri though

Do monsters argue about dick size like we do about tits

>>21583433
It's not the size; it's about what is inside. So the benefits of premature ejaculation might be the contentious issue.

>>21583422
called naizuri, anon.

>>21583433
>>21583437
Makes me remember about that one side story in MGQ where two elves argue about what's better: If a frantic bestial-like sex to milk as much semen as possible in quick succession or a slow but feely as fuck sex so you get it all in one big explosion.

Maybe they argue about something like that?

i'm a slut for sharp teeth and claws

>>21582944
REMOVE SUMMER remove summer

>>21583261
>Granaries
>Not Monuments

>>21583321
>about to bang your tall, powerfully built werewolf cop wife
>foreplay goes down as usual, rubbing her belly while you kiss
>wow, she must be horny today if she didn't even change out of her uniform
>she grabs your hand and moves on top while you're kissing, you don't think much of it
>then you hear jingling, and a loud CLICK
>look up to see you've been handcuffed to the bedframe
>when you look back to her, her tail is wagging as she jingles another pair of bracelets
>"I'd read you your rights, if you had any. Either way you're under arrest."
>she leans way over and presses her tits in your face as she cuffs the other hand
>"I'm going to have to confiscate this."
>with one quick movement she rips the buttons off your shirt and leaves you bare-chested
>then she begins a very slow striptease, starting with her vest and holster
>she doesn't even get her overshirt off before she notices
>"Getting hard just from seeing a woman in uniform? Figures. I've seen your file."
>then she unzips you and drops her pants, her heavy belt clattering to the floor
>she's not wearing any panties, so she just climbs on and slides you in, one inch at a time
>each move of her hips is so slow and torturous it feels like it should count as police brutality
>then she pulls out a bandana and gags you, completing the picture
>you're forced to watch as she denies and teases, always stopping the ride just before it gets good
>a few times you try to growl something through the gag, but she just laughs and rakes you with her nails
>"That won't hold up in court. You'll have to make a damn good 'plea' to get out of this one, you scum."
>she looks thoughtful, then starts grinning
>"...Or, well, maybe I could be convinced to let you get off..."

>>21583074
I shudder at the thought in a reluctantly sexual manner

>>21583334
They'll try their best.

>>21583459
>yuki-onna is the perfect demure housewife in the cold, preferring loving missionary sex while staring into each other's eyes
>becomes tsundere and pouty in the heat, preferring rough fucking
>meanwhile, yeti just sheds a ton in the summer

>>21583295
>Also, in certain lands, there are marketplaces and auction houses where monsters that were defeated and captured by humans are sold as slaves, but even so, it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes. It is said that all of the monsters being sold are only those who deliberately lost to humans and let themselves be captured because they personally desired “to have a man take care of them.” They use charm magic and mamono mana to entice men into “running markets and auctions” “buying them” “training them” and “feeding them.” The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.” In cases where a human man tries to rape a monster, he may think he's doing it of his own will, but more often than not it's actually a result of him being tempted and lead on by the monster being raped herself.

>>21583385
If that were true then there wouldn't be any pharaoh-ran kingdoms left.

Really, all a pharaoh has to do to make sure she has a decent supply of snake-loving men around the palace and any apophis will end up deciding to take one of them instead of the kingdom.

>>21583459
NO.

>>21583480
>Slave
>To have a man take care of them
I don't think that's how it works. if anything it would be like a forced maidhood?

>>21583295
can i be for sex slavery?

>>21583478
>White horn is even more hot and bothered than usual and tends to overreact to even the slightest accidental touch no matter where it was.
>Wendigo stubbornly refuses to take off her coat no matter how much she sweats as a result.

>>21583478
Shaving Yetis keeps them cool in the summer and the fur can be used to make blankets for winter, it's a win win

>>21583488
Doesn't seem very maat to offer your citizens for sacrifice because the pharaohs too cowardly to do her pre-ordained duty.

>>21583480
You know, they must be pretty stupid if they think that enslaving creatures that thrive in lewdness and are know for tempting men, and using them as sex slaves is a good idea. Don'tthey have coal mines or some shit like normal people?

>>21583514
MGE pharaohs were never ordained to defeat apophises though, rather apophises were created later on to destroy pharaohs. And now for the apophis its basically just a leftover instinct, hence why they lose all interest in it if they get a husband of their own first.

>>21583500
Maidhood that comes with a nice house and plenty of food (sex). For such monsters (say ones that have had no home beyond a cave or hole in the ground) that likely counts as the man taking care of them. Not to mention any that are inclined to will be able to use their charm skills to do mostly what they want.

>>21583458
i'm a slut for squishy tails

>>21583458
Oh yeah well I'm a bigger slut for sharp teeth and claws.

>>21583541
Imagine a Kikimora being slaved and forced to be a personal maid when she could have literally done it for free. I wonder how conflicted she would feel to know she's the one being taken care of.

>>21583500
I wonder if maid auctions would exist too. Probably for the really clumsy ones too shy to just show up to a house and offer services. Kikis who accidentally molt feathers everywhere when flustered, or Shogs who can't make items without those items abandoning their jobs to snuggle with their master, or Automatons who overheat with blushing when exposed to lewdness or complements.

>>21583541
>For such monsters (say ones that have had no home beyond a cave or hole in the ground)
Never stare a feral kikimora in the eyes. They get attached too easily.

>>21583470
t. KDF

>>21583522
Never underestimate human arrogance, especially given how the captured monsters likely give the slavers a very false impression.

>"Work the mines? You crazy? She wouldn't last a day in one, look at how weak she is. I'm not even a fighter and I was able to take her down no problem."

>>21583575
Anon this has to stop.

>>21583522
In case you haven't noticed, humanity in the MGE world isn't the brightest bunch.

>>21583574
>feral kiki wearing a loincloth made of animal skins arranging rocks in her cave and using her tail to keep it clear of dust
I see, they are neurotic creatures after all.

>>21583549
>those pink nails
>claws

Please

>>21583553
Well to be clear, kikimora don't work for free anyway. Its just that their wages are in essence from their husband.

>>21583478
>>21583508
How would White Horn-san react to spicy food?

>>21583574
>Feral Kikimora
>Cleans with reckless abandon
>Can only utter a single word, "mastah?"
>Instinctively knows how to make brooms
>If you leave an apron laying around she just rolls on it like a cat
I would certainly organize "hunting trips" to capture myself some feral kikis and just train them myself. Why buy one when they are all in the wild waiting for you.

>>21583582
More importantly, for various reasons many of the people aren't all that educated.

>>21583582
>not the brightest bunch
I honestly can't blame them, they probably have a severe case of "thinking with their dicks". We all can certainly relate to that.

>>21583574
Beast boost kiki has always been intriguing.

>>21583594
It'd really catch her off-guard, having never eaten something like it before but she might come to really like it eventually and learn how to cook spicy dishes for herself. Spicy food might even arouse her a little bit.

>>21583611
I'm also intrigued by the "radical faction" kiki that use demon contract crests.

>In this manner, this insignia is a manifestation of the desire to dominate a man, but it's mainly preferred by those with a severely intense desire to serve, and tolerance, including “demons,” “kikimora” who belong to the radical faction, etc. rather than monsters with sadistic tendencies who prefer to dominate men by violating them and forcing them into submission with pleasure.

>>21583594
So Hot Ones but with MGs instead of celebrities?

>>21583574
What if you meet a young one and give her a home

>>21583624
>Want to dominate
>But wants to serve
What kind of contradiction kikis are those?

>>21583624
I never knew there was a radical faction kiki. Wonder what tactics she would use to force a man into her master

>>21583654
Switches are a thing.

>>21583654
She will dominate you into letting her serve

does a myconid burst into tears when anon tackles her first?

>>21583654
She wants to dominate a human in the sense that she wants him to rely on her, be dependent on her, and allow her to protect him. In other words, she's perfectly willing and eager to serve her "master" inside "his" house if she can defend "her" house from external threat and keep him safe inside.

>>21583671
Dude don't tackle girls

>>21583644
Imagine if a feral kiki was your childhood friend

>>21583683
Would that mean you are feral too?

>>21583676
it's okay because it's a mushroom

>>21583595
>one year after employing a feral kiki, she has become completely civilized, prim and proper
>she behave just like an ideal maid should
>but when you call her into your bed, she temporarily goes feral again and fucks you like a beast in heat

>>21583660
Regular kikis probably get really envious seeing radical kikis with their masters. They've been trained to accept all the service the radical kiki wants to give without protest, while the masters of regular kikis won't even let themselves be spoon fed without complaining that it's too embarrassing. Spoiling a mastah is surprisingly tough these days.

>>21583696
I would honestly prefer my kiki to be normal. I mean, what's the point of having a kiki if she will just act like a shog or go subtle dominant like many other monsters already do? I like kikis because they are the ideal maids.

>>21583695
Those love bites would be heavenly.

>>21583685
It just means when you were a boy you went into the forest by your home and found her

>>21583711
>not wanting a smug meido to subtly dominate your life

>>21583726
That's the thing, i thought the shogs were the smug meidos?

>if you give a rata a nut...

>>21583735
She will give me a kid.

>>21583735
They really like these nuts.

>>21582949

>>21583733
Me personally, I like my kikis to be responsible and motherly and my shogs to be indulgent and playful, with streaks of the opposite from time to time. Gor example, telling a shog not to do something for you she really wanted, she might pout but accept it, while the kiki might get smug and figure out how to follow the letter of your "order" but not the spirit (though only for your benefit and ultimately to make you happy).They're both the ideal maids, just from opposite ends.

Do Ratas play PSP?

>>21583759
What is this expression trying to convey?

>even after you've grown into a fine young shota, your kiki wet nurse still insists on breastfeeding you from her huge, leaky tits
>it's even harder because you have to dig out her inverted nipples with your tongue first

>>21583719
>One day go deep into the forest your parents told you not to enter
>Find a cave that despite being well a cave every rock in there is organized by size and not at all dirty
>While you sit down on a rock you are pounced by something quick fast and feathered and before you know it you met your new best friend

>>21583763
I mean, don't get me wrong, i would want to enjoy the best of both worlds with a kiki and a shog, but if kikis will start acting like shogs i might as well just get a kiki harem.

>>21583770
What the fuck even are inverted nipples, exactly? Are they a thing in real life, or just a weird made up thing for fetish purposes?

>>21583768
The pleasure of flaying inside.

>>21583782
>Are they a thing in real life
Yes they are real what are you dumb?

>>21583802
I have never seen such a thing

>>21583777
Make an actual story about this. I would love to read a story about a feral kikimora.

>>21583808
Wait, is she made out of newspapers?

What is that one song that makes you always think of your waifu?

>>21583808
See this is what happens when someone cums in the paper mache

Oga-san!

>>21583808
Newspaper is nasty.

>>21583838
Would wrassle with

>>21583808
This is exactly why ratas shouldn't hang around liches. They're a bad influence.

>>21583838
I want to make Oga-san a mama!

>>21583835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5v3t4eQUGs

>A normal day at MG Inc.

>>21583865
>Dilbert/The Office but with Monster Girls
I'm okay with it.

>>21583865
How the fuck did she

>trip into an older fox from behind, accidentally groping her tits
>afraid she's gonna get mad until her tails wrap tightly around you and you feel her hands guiding yours

>>21583757
I wanna be sandwiched between the 3 big ones

>>21583880
She tried to take copies of her ass but her ass is too hot to handle.

>>21583888

There needs to be more guided breast grab

>>21583888
Imagine how awkward would this be if this happened inside of a packed train.

>>21583917
I might be scared of spiders but she looks very comfy and cute

>>21583878
>demon boss is simultaneously earnest and cheerful, childish and immature
>desperately lonely so she tries to make everyone happy but all her efforts fall torally flat, so nobody respects her
I need to protect.

>>21583913
>taking the train in Menzoberranzan
>walk into the wrong car
>end up used as a public slave by the commuting Dark Elves
Always read the signs carefully before taking the train.

>>21583920
There are some cozy looking spider girls out there.

>>21583865
>Get called into the boss' office
So much for getting anything done today

>>21583943
Can't they just hire me for an "under the desk" position so I could be productive all day?

>>21583936
Wow I wonder what she will do with that thread I bet it would make a nice blanket

>>21583585
You call those claws?

>>21583838
I want Oga san to beat the crap out of me!

>>21583992
Pathetic.

>>21584004
Those are about the same size.

>>21583913
>get sandwiched between two milfy foxes, the one behind you pressing her breasts into you back while the one in front of you grinds her plump ass into your crotch
>you don't even know this was all planned from the moment you got on the train
Older foxes are crafty ones

>>21583917
elderwood spider a cute

>>21583913
I like to think that spell that makes it hard to notice people coupling together is actually just passerbys trying to be polite and ignore it.

>>21583913
>That one regura doujin, but monsters
What monster onee-chan would you want it to be? Pslime for me.

>>21584090
regura had a train sex doujin?

>>21584093
already found it

>>21584093
13/10 would fap again

>Jiiii~

>>21584090
Vampire who has decided to try commoner transportation sounds nice

>>21584093
>>21584096
Sorry was busy reading it again.

>>21584103
How majestic!

>>21584097
i'm actually incapable of fapping to doujin and just read them for warmup or just read them to pass time

>>21583888
>spacejin
That hag ain't getting at my nuts tonight, I want to have kids you know.

>>21584103
>Niyari...

>>21584090
Raiju

>>21584103
I love how manticore tails look like lewd flowers.

>>21584103
I liked his notes about it, it's a magic the gathering card parody.

>>21584104
>>21584114
Good choices. Could definitely see these two doing it with small personal twists.

>>21584039
The idea of magic that the user believes in but everyone else just plays along is really cute.
>nerdy demon childhood friend always hanging around you, but never actually makes a move
>increasingly obvious she has a massive crush but too shy to say anything
>one day, face blushing a deep purple and completely unable to make eye contact, she manages to thrust out her hands making a heart at you
>"P-pow, anon! You're overwhelmed by all my supernatural charm. I look so seductive and s-sexy, you definitely couldn't resist. Definitely..." she trails off
>an awkward silence ensues. She manages to open a single eye to peek at you, then immediately shuts it when she sees you stare at her. Her hands tremble a little, still thrust out at you in a heart.
>you don't feel any different than you ever do, and tell her as much:
>"You're absolutely right. I definitely couldn't resist you." You go in for the kiss, causing the poor girl to swoon and actually faint
>later on, she posts on message boards encouraging other shy monsters to try this never-fail love spell, since it worked so well for her

>>21584103
I don't taste good I promise please go away

>>21584114
>>21584120
>raiju teasing anon by standing behind him and reaching around to undo his fly and pull out his cock then brush her zappy tail along it and make him cum

>>21583557
>Shoog-chan tried to serve tea
>The tea cup keeps nuzzling his hand and giving feather kisses
Adorable!

>>21584118
Oh I recognize it now. Conquering Manticore.

>>21584114
They'd be real dangerous to bump into. One bit of friction and they're itching for more.

>>21584131
>raiju pulls your head into her big onee breasts.
>starts zapping you as you are helpless to resist rubbing your face between them.

>>21584118
>>21584153
Such a lewd ability. Imagine a big strong Manticore 'taking control' of Anon for a turn.

>>21584171
>she starts making you prod into her through her electrified love juice soaked panties

>>21584197
>all the while she is unconsciously electrifying the air.
>this causes all the other monster girls to slowly and subtly get hornier
>the men also start getting hard as well.

How effective of a tactic would it be to point out how a random bystander nearby is clearly more pathetic and/or weaker than I am to a manticore/hellhound in order to save myself?

>>21584242

Not very. If an aggressive MG is after you, they'll get tunnel vision and focus entirely on you.

>>21584242
they don't want them they want (you)

>>21584246
>>21584247
Okay how about those sonic noise makers that piss me off with their droning and a smashed bottle of chili spiced citrus notes absinthe on her nose?
I'm pretty sure it'd kill a dire wolf.

>>21584265
Your resistance only makes her wetter

>>21584265
Oh sure, make them even more aggressive. I'm sure you'll love the consequences

>>21584282
Cyanide pill?

Do you think MGs like roleplaying? Sexually, not tabletop. I can't decide which fantasy I like better - the fantasy itself (example, summoning a succubus and her taking me as a pet, boytoy and cumpump) or the fantasy of having a loving MG wife who is excited to experiment in the bedroom and try out scenarios like that.

>>21584285
Lich raises you

>>21584290
You can live out most fantasies with them for realsies.

>>21584295
I meant for her. Going down the list of dog kryptonite.

>>21584290
>sexually, not tabletop
Theres more than one system where you can do both.

>>21584304
Lich raises her

>>21584312
Please don't bring up FATAL

>>21584304
alps are a pretty good deterrent

>>21584298
Oh yeah, I know. But I'm indecisive, and I find (gentle) femdom, (gentle) maledom, and everything in between including lovey dovey vanilla stuff appealing. Most "actual fantasies" (other than "MG exists") don't give you that flexibility inherently.

Plus, there's something inherently cute about really getting into the role, finishing, then cuddling in the afterglow just as yourselves.

>>21584312
>Try play WHF against your manticore waifu
>make a bet that who ever wins gets to order the other around all week
>she just constantly has her tail succing you off
>can barely focus and lose
>its gonna be a long week.

>>21584337
Yes, that's the stuff.

>>21584337
Are you actually complaining that MGE wouldnt let you have gentle femdom and maledom?

>>21584316
Oh, cmon. It's the perfect system in every. Single. Way. I was thinking s/lay w/me or larp under my skin.

>>21584317
I don't know anybody that would alp.
>>21584314
Yeah but that buys time to run.

>>21584353
I'm not complaining, I'm just trying to start a discussion, since sometimes I've wondered if I'd rather have an MG who fulfills a particular fantasy or one who just loves me in a regular relationship and we can explore different sexual fantasies together. I'm just trying to explain my thought process.

>A Cu Sith running away, completely terrified for her life, from a group of furries

>older monster boasts to her friends that she has a cute young boytoy to play with as she pleases
>she leaves out that he fucks her ragged because her old body can't keep up with his fiery youthful libido

>>21584373
I am not entirely sure i get it? Like do you mean your torn between a mg that fulfills a specific fantasy or one that can fulfill many? Personally as a switch i would pick the latter, but i would argue the latter is better 100% of the time. Although maybe i am misreading what your typing?

>>21584376
>momsters being weak to big shota cock.
Thats the best. especially haughty momsters.

>>21584385
In my mind it's also a question of whether - in your fantasy because >ywn - that fantasy is actually real (you actually summoned a succubus and now she actually owns you) or it's roleplayed (cute succubus GF who sometimes roleplays that she owns you because you summoned her because it's hot, but sometimes you just have vanilla sex. Or sometimes you play the demonologist who owns her as a sex slave. It depends.)

Does that make sense? Maybe I'm just retarded, I dunno.

Vampires

>>21584403
No i think i get you. Its an interesting dilemma. Personally i prefer the latter like i said earlier, but i can understand why you would prefer the former. Like you say realism and consistency can probably heavily effect your feelings in a rp scenario.

>>21584405
She will dance to the tune of my whip!

>>21584298
Taking a moment to rest when you reach the next town allows time for lewd activities with your Dark Elf party member!

>>21584392
This is true.
>overbearing momster is lecturing you on not studying enough
>you just stand up and drop your pants
>she keeps trying to scold you, but she can't pry her eyes from your stiffening member
>finally, she gets down on her knees in front of you, starting to jerk you off while still shooting you an angry glare
>"Clearly this is keeping you from focusing on your studies, so as you mother I shall take care of it."
>you spend the rest of the night studying ith you momster throating you under your desk

>>21584422
>the dark elf dreads every time you rest in town, because it usually means you're gonna rail her ass until she can't walk right for the next couple of days

>>21584428
>she goes on to boast about how studious her adopted son is to her momster friends.
>all the while she has a dildo in the shape of his dick stuck in her vagina.

>>21584437
>'Stupid sexy roundear! And his fat Human cock!'

>>21584405
I fear Vampires want me for my blood instead of just wanting me

>>21584421

>>21584438
>talking with one of them outside her window abouthow rambuction other parents kids are and how she doesn't let you just do whatever you want
>her friend can't see you fucking her from behind as they talk

>>21584448
>dhampir daughteru with really sweet vampire momster.
>always dotes on her and helps her.
>gives her tips on how to get that young anon to like her
>spoils her with gifts and affection
>mother also totally obedient to dad and does what ever he says.

>>21584459
Thats when you go fir the impregnation shot into your momster.

With Tanuki you win

>>21584464
You can't do that, anon. You'd embarrass your momster by making her cum her brains out in front of her friend. Plus, what will the neighbors think if they see her heavily pregnant but with no husband?

>>21584488
>what will the neighbors think if they see her heavily pregnant but with no husband?
She's a single momster they already know what kind of degenerate shit is happening, the amount of single monsters with a son that don't lewd the son is practically 0

>>21584488
>You'd embarrass your momster by making her cum her brains out in front of her friend.
Thats the point. Maybe it will make her friend momster decide to adopt a shota of her own to lewd.
>Plus, what will the neighbors think if they see her heavily pregnant but with no husband?
No idea, but i cant wait to see the embarrassment my momster will have. Especially cant wait to see her try to dominate me as punishment.

>>21584493
>the amount of single monsters with a son that don't lewd the son is practically 0
I feel bad for the momsters that want to be good mothers and don't lewd their son, despite people thinking she does

>>21584493
Yes, but what will they THINK? The other momsters might just ara ara about it, but the human moms will certainly be giving her disapproving glares. Would she try the whole "don't knock it til you try it" argument?

>>21584506
>the human moms will certainly be giving her disapproving glares.
That's the thing they would already be doing that before the pregnancy because no regular monster just adopts a kid and doesn't lewd it so it's to be expected she would eventually be preg

>>21584506
noway moms gonna do that without corruption

>>21584523
>Incubus shotas corrupting their adoptive human moms into momsters.
Hot.

>>21584497
>tries to dominate you as punishment by putting you in a reverse mating press
>takes your entire cock in one thrust
>cums instantly because you hit every sensitive spot in her pussy
She should know she can't win by now

>>21584501
Why would a momster not want her son's dick?

>>21584532
>be incubus shota
>bring your human mom breakfast in bed
>she says it super delicious
>it has a lot of your semen in it
How long until she notices?

>>21584493
https://exhentai.org/g/1242831/c31448df3c/
I can imagine this scenario with a Troll momster, the body fits perfectly

>>21584546
Because she has real maternal instincts wants to raise her son into a man that can stand on his own two feet and will one day have his own family and give her grandkids

>>21584536
Momsters are silly beings.

>>21584547
I bet this happens a lot with paladins female paladins. They think they are able to save and purify shota incubi. They truly underestimate them.

>>21584591
Those shota incubi probably don't even have any malicious intent behind their actions. They just want to feel closer to their new moms. A lot closer. There are probably some who feel really guilty about slipping sleeping drugs into their moms' food so they can fuck them.

>>21584637
>slipping sleeping drugs into their moms' food so they can fuck them.
I can see giving their paladin human moms mamano realm foods. Sleeping pills not required when she is fucking her shota to “purify” his lewd thoughts.

Fuck Cazadores. They're so fucking horny and they'll just drain your balls dry before you even realise it, what with how hyperactive they are.

Would a Yandere monster at least have friends of her own? I wish she could have someone else to talk about girl stuff with

Dead thread

shirohebis are meant to be the yandere queens right?
WRONG
The true queen of yanderes is the weresheep!
you could be doing anything.... then you'll feel wool and then next thing you know you're sleeping in sheep arms

>>21584804
>You will never have a Lich childhood friend with the personality of Wednesday Addams.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-sSr6WPp8

>>21584804
Can't talk, watching youtube videos about lost films, reading 80's sci-fi comics and planning a Mindflayer story.

>>21584807
Stealth sheep? Nonsense.

>Dark Mage has to go on some trip without you
>Eh, some time to yourself might be nice
>She doesn't seem too annoyed about leaving you for the next couple days, it might be something to do with that weird doll of you she took with her
>Its a bit weird but flattering she feels the need to have something like that
>Suddenly feel someone stroking your hair
>You look around to see if she came back and forgot something, but no ones there
>Eh, probably your imagination
>For the next two days, keep having the sensation of being affectionately groped, kissed and molested
>Now realise what that thing was
>Afraid to do anything because of the occasional merciless bout of disembodied tickling practically immobilised you last time
>Keep waking up in the night to ghostly series of passionate kisses
>The moment she gets back you're confiscating it.
>Who the hell makes a voodoo doll of their partner anyway?

>>21584810
>Mindflayer story
You better put brainwash scene where Mindflayer literally brain-rapes MC with her tentacles so that she could change his idea of ideal woman to her

>>21584817
Okay.

>>21584807
What about Yan hakus?
The can know everything about you.
Or Yan ryu?
Who can create thunderstorms and trap you where she wants?
Or a yan nightmare
That could work with the sheep to keep you in the dream world.

>>21584948
Its like rainbow of hair color up in here

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a gangster's paradise

>>21584994
dangerous mofu

>>21585028
i want eyepatch mofu to be my boss

Remember that monster bullis are weak to counter bulli operations!

>>21585074
what about my bullying of fairies?

>>21585077
You gonna get Titanee'd

>>21585079
I want to see angry Titania scolding Anon for bullying her fairies!

>>21584994
>non-dominant eyepatched
>is for some reason a brawler type despite having botched motion tracking, lacking depth perception, and a giant blind spot
>not rolling some kind of gun to take advantage of her dominant eyes instant ability to perform military aiming without double vision
>sword user is a heterchrome for some reason despite their almost guaranteed iffy motion tracking, blurred vision, and light sensitivity and for some reason feels like putting themselves in position for higher risk of blows to the face meaning their already higher standing risk of retinal detachment is now that much higher
>doesn't roll something like a rifle of some kind to stay the fuck away from violent movements and possible impacts and to capitalize on her dominant eye being the unaffected one
>lefty shooter
Quick! Someone have a holst smother me before I go into /k/onniptions!

>>21585120
Like so?

>>21585087
I'll bully her too

>>21585130
What kind of monster are you?

I'll go bully a Deathclaw!

>>21585142
An unhappy one

>>21583834
She's from some obscure manga as the manifestation of the will of a cursed newspaper that only details mysterious and unfortunate events that have yet to happen. Failing to stop those related to people nearby means she drains the reader of their energy.

Whats a good song to sing while drunk?

>>21585250
I've got all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop

>>21585250
Bawdy shanties.

>>21585250
https://youtu.be/uNy5nSi31Xc

Birds of a feather

>>21585415
Get dicked together.

What's your wife's favorite Pokemon?

>>21584172
And guaranteed premature ejaculation, just like she wants.

>>21585250
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

>Oni thinks she can become a kunoichi
But she's too heavy to properly sneak around!

>>21584403
Well a helpful mindlfayer therapist can give you and your mate either scenario and for a time it will be real for the both of you.

>>21585542
A nice tight fitting full body sneaking suit and demon mask will fix that discrepancy nice and easy. Oh wait-

>>21585511
Yeti wife would already have a wooly Wooloo plush doll

Should I watch Jashin-chan?

>>21585511
Thought about my girls having pokemon quite a bit and had a few fun ideas. To avoid spamming too much though, my Hinezumi would probably really like Hitmonlee for example.

>>21585656
You should, best comedy anime in a long time.

>>21585511
Tangela

>>21585148
Deathclaws are not monster girls. Never have and never will be.

>>21584732
What if she asked you to put on a dress so she could have a girl talk?

>>21584110
>just read them for warmup
Warm up to what? What is your main fap material?

>>21585671
>The same joke over and over with lots of screaming
Wow, comedy anime must suck in general.

>>21584994
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise!

I want to marry a Ushi Oni, then just before the honeymoon, get sent on a 6 month deployment!
How fucked am I when I get back?

>>21585532
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_C5qsSGaJU

>>21585776
Your pelvis will get smashed from the roof to beneath your basement

>>21585776
You realize she’s just going to enlist beside you right?

>>21585744
You are a sad person

>>21585783
>>21585532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifs4zmWD3ms

>>21585786
All this "pelvis smashing" makes me think some monstergirls have vaginas that derive pleasure from kinetic energy rather than just sensation

>>21585744
>one joke
Stop listening to /a/, it's a ton of jokes and the whole jashin abuse is just the obvious conclusion with the real joke being the set up.

>>21585791
Why? Because I find repetitive loud noises unfunny?

>>21585776
Assuming you actually manage to leave without her, and she's not able to follow you in a conventional manner, you may find she becomes one of the few ushi-oni to ever learn teleportation magic.

>There's also the method of using a person's individual mana as a guide mark, which is possible for monsters precisely because of their proficiency in distinguishing the mana of individual people. Naturally if the mana of an individual is known, it's possible to teleport to the target's location,

And

>Furthermore, the easiest way that teleportation magic can be used is for a monster and incubus husband and wife to use each other as markers. Since they both possess the same mana, a mixture of each other's mana, it's extremely easy to teleport in both ways, and it's possible to casually teleport to one's spouse.

>>21585865
I'd actually like a tall-flat Automaton.

>>21585865
I want a huge, bulky, and busty heavy assault or siege model!

>>21585877
How tall exactly?

>>21585928
Around 6' while on 5" heels. Tall but still shorter than I.

>>21585840
Imagine the hijinks
>be operator deep in enemy territory on a top secret raid
>waifu appears before you and your whole team
>"Honey Buns! You gotta get the fuck out of here! You're not supposed to see this! "

So any thoughts on if KC's ryu has a short pair of extra limbs beside her chest or if those are just some kind of decoration she wears? As far as I recall KC's only drawn ryu one other time and she still had those odd extra hands, but we haven't seen one naked by him yet so I'm still unsure (and even that might not prove it, since dragons can retract scales and other parts if they get in the way).

Similar issues exist for the oomukade, namely if any of the extra limbs/projections on her are not actually connected to her body.

>>21585962
This art being the other ryu art I think was done by KC.

>>21585865
I wonder if her tits would vibrate during paizuri.

>>21585984
They buzz like your phone!

>>21585979
What was this from?

>>21585979
I find it interesting that in this art she seems to lack the magatama-shaped "soul gem" on her chest, though that detail may have just been forgotten as I think this art was just some kind of little promotional sketch.

On the other hand, she fills out her kimono a bit better than the profile ryu, which is a plus.

>>21586004
I forget where I saved it from. I think it was some kind of promotional image KC posted in relation to some other MGE work. He sometimes does that, like the holstaur art here.

>>21582944

>>21586003
Hot

>>21586003
I wish i could fuck my phone.

>>21586131
I wish my phone could fuck me.

>be the husband of a buff, battle-scarred oni
>one night she pounds your pelvis to dust, getting pregnant in the process
>as time goes by, you get to watch her chiseled abs give way to a gravid belly carrying triplets and her already big breasts swelling even bigger with more than enough milk to feed your new daughters
>even after giving birth, her armor won't fit over her new curves

>>21586231
>"M-Master, I'm starting to worry about you."

>>21586234
Cute!

>>21586239
>Tease your AI waifu by whispering lewd things to her in the knowledge she has to repeat them
The future seems like a bright place.

>>21585120
Don't stain a wholesome picture with your gr*entext shit.

Wouldn't you say one of the most satisfying aspects of the MGE is that the setting has tons of powerful forces that fight to make sure "will they/won't they" cliches never last for too long?

Sure, such scenarios might impact how well regular light novel would sell (as it means shipping speculation is limited), but not being teased for dozens of volumes is more than worth it to me.

In short, I love that if a monster girl really wants someone, she'll have the confidence and means to make sure that she gets them. And male character ignorance is no match for them.

>>21585831
Because you're a humourless dick.

>>21586488
You clearly haven't seen the kind of power a dense MC can pull. It's like the ultimate blue ovaries machine.

>>21586488
>MGE Anime is released
>Advertised as a stereotypical dense harem
>MC is raped into understanding by the second episode
>Series continues as slice of life romance

>>21586488
Indeed. I always love romance stories, but Japanese romance tends to take for ever and western romance is garbage. MGE is nice because it is to the point and i wish it got a manga or LN that focuses on a monster couple and their adventure through life.

>>21586546
>episode 2
For real shock value its gotta go the goblin slayer route and have it happen episode 1.

>>21586546
Plot twist, it becomes a harem but every new girl has to go through some kind of struggle getting through the MC's denseness. Usually she ends up just raping him as superhuman orgasms are the one thing that are sure to make him understand.

>>21586544
We have a name for "men" like that.

>>21586554
I wonder if any of the MGE fanfic books would qualify. For instance, I don't know if there is more to Harem of Collar other than a series of sex scenes.

>>21586582
>harem anime
Its shit. Need more monogamy anime.

>>21586601
Actually, i think ha harem MG anime would be more enjoyable, since they would get down and dirty on the spot instead of the suspense bullshit normal harem animes pull.

>>21586597
Maybe. I cant tell because i dont know what moonrunes say.

>>21586609
Maybe, but i just prefer monogamy. How about as a compromise and monogamy MGE anime and Harem MGE anime.

>>21586601
Well we could have both, namely with multiple male protagonists. Some are monogamous, others have harems.

>>21586627
I agree thats why i said >>21586625.

Being dense about your childhood friend's love for you is no laughing matter

>>21586646
It is for her parents.

>>21586546
>Manticore watching dense harem MC.

>"Why don't they just ravish him?"

>And on the rare occasions when they try but get interrupted.

>"Why did they let the interruption stop them? Just deal with it and get back to the ravishing!"