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Bully the shorties!

Extra extra, Ice Queen-chan doesn't wear panties!

who wants to play jump-rope with the roper?

>>21558097

>>21558113
The Track Captain's gonna getcha! Then you'll have to join her team!

https://i.imgur.com/u22Q4T5.png

>>21558094
Maids are olev.

>>21558130
Why show up at this point

moths

>>21558129
sir this is quite heretical

>>21558113
I wish a Troll tried to hunt me

>>21558129
Loli in the streets, ara in the sheets

>>21558127
But I don't like running!

>>21558150
i want a troll to rape me until i admit to her that she's my waifu

>>21558134
Someone has to stand up for the maids.

>>21558108
I wish I was in Winterstown.

>>21558129
Such pleasant curvature.
Oh and did that khepri have a sister yet?

>>21558201
I still need to work on it but been on artblock for a while now

>>21558169
They can stand up for themselves just fine.

I WANT TO BE SLEEP-RAPED BY A SLEEPING MOUSE!

>>21558129
Sir, this image does not comply with Sabbath's interest and policy. I'm afraid I have to ask you to delete this

how cool would it be to go on an adventure in a giant fantasy-style magi-tech mobile home with your harem

>>21558129
Who stole a baphomet's goat skull hair ornaments? This isnt a bapho!

>>21558227
>succubi in real life legends are demons that sleep-rape men
>meanwhile in MGE, that job is already taken by little mice girls

>>21558232
Make me.

>>21558232
The sabbath has allowed me to post this image to show the horrors of a non-sabbath world

>>21558267
What a haunting vision. I'll have to research that further.

Monster butts drive me nuts

>>21558252
nee san bapho has a nice belly!

>>21558171
Winterstown in the summer would be a fun time to vacation - Ice Queens and Glacies chilling on the beach in snowflake bikinis, Yetis and Yukis playing volleyball, Wendi families in summer coats barbecuing for everyone, White Horns carefully treading into the water to cool off

>>21558129
Top tier bapho!

>>21558289
I want to spread those buttocks and admire that perfect anus

Why do lilims strike me as the type of boss to micromanage everything?

It's gonna be a hot summer, how will monster girls cope with it?

A proper relationship with a vampire mistress is one where you both suck each other.

Would you join the navy with your waifu?

>>21558360
That's Anubis-chan's niche!

>>21558440
I want to be an Anubis's boy slave and for her to step on me with her big meaty paws!

>>21558409
I'd join the DL's army if I got to be the captain of a tank crew that was also my personal harem.

Big tomboy hellhoud waifu!

>>21558476
I want her to make me lick her abs after cornering me in the gym showers

>>21558440
I'd fill that niche.

>>21558466
You get to be a breeding slave, that's the only position available for men.

>>21558113
I used to be a gopher so there's no way she can beat my legs!

>>21558390
Like this.

>>21558456
Being an Anubis' fair skinned boy slave requires at least 1 hour a day of being tread upon.

>>21558511
Breeding slave isn't a position, it's just part of any rank held by a man. You can be field commander and still expected to inseminate some of the female soldiers beneath you. And if you're lucky, above you as well

>>21558550
perfect, gonna make sure mistress's paws are well pampered!

Where's the best place to go hunting for shortstacks? Where do they congregate?

>>21558558
I can become a high rank while still being the breeding slave to only one girl right?

>>21558568
The lowlands.

>>21558399
A proper vampire mistress should have a beautiful flat chest

>>21558568
Best place is probably The Shoto Forest in the north of the big titty kingdom. Just be careful as they are feral girl. Your hips will not be spared and unlike normal shortstacks,, these gals only get fiercer in the presence of big incubus dick.

>>21558571
Sure. I'd bet there are many high ranking monster officers that keep their own, on-and-only boytoy as they rise up the administrative ladder. And when she gets a promotion, it must have been because you kept her going. Therefore, you are also promoted for your hard work.

>>21558360
The best at minmaxing

>>21558580
A proper vampire is whatever makes my dick hardest and big titty vampires do that best.

>>21558456
>>21558550
I agree wholeheartedly!

Do I link my own greentext related to anubis paws?

>>21558591
I dont feel like reading her story. Can someone give me a rundown on what the esdeath clone even does?

>>21558580
Wrong. Mistresses need big fat bloodbags to enthrall human boys with.

>>21558592
>>21558598
Philistines

>>21558583
You mean I can't just pick them up and hold them out like a wet cat or something? Can't get me if I do that.

>>21558588
Cool. I cant wait to follow my Commander-Wife into battle!

>>21558604
you could. They like to stalk and sneak up on their prey so you gotta be alert. Also just make sure shes alone or else you might get dog piled

>>21558595
Oh my, what is this enchanting Egyptian deity doing in Anon's humble office?

>>21558596
I'm working hard to rewrite it better!

>Normal lilim in leadership position who wants to do nice things, grew up on fairy tale that if she did her best she'd get a husbando
>Guy she thinks will be her husbando tries to kill her
>That act is how the neighboring Order country declared war too
>On a scale from 1 to prepared, her country is in the negatives, desperately tries to mount a defense from raids
>Has to put aside some things and make some sacrifices due to the ugly circumstances forcing things out of her
>But just as she's about to get the upper hand, a lovecraftian horror appears and starts mindbreaking everyone into being cultists, her included
>Both sides of the war, Monster and Order, have to begrudgingly team up because a lilim mindbroken into being a cultist would be an apocalypse scenario for everyone
>Goes from there as the guy who tried to kill her now has to try and save her, or at least make sure she doesn't fall to the cult one way or another
>Even if they save her and everything is fine and dandy, they have to deal with reinforcements from Monster and Order restarting the war that they made a silent truce for

>>21558580
Correct, but oppaifags don't want to admit it.

>>21558624
she bought the business
>and anon

>>21558409
yes

>>21558640
>thinking a vampire can look powerful and imposing without tig ol' bitties
Who's really in denial here?

>>21558650
You for thinking that's a vampire
>Some blood coming from the mouth
>Bloody cross
Very cool, totally a vampire

>>21558624
She’s HR. She needs to talk to you about your Roth 401k.

>>21558650
I want that blood sucker to dominate me!

>>21558634
That’s more confusing than I anticipated. I thought she just ran a battle mansion or some shit.

>>21558654
Sorry she's not decked out in stereotypical 18th century garb. How could any vampire possibly go without that, right?

>>21558634
I thought it was selene that fought the interdimensional threat.

>>21558665
no thats selene.

>>21558672
They’re different girls?

>>21558676
Yeah. I know of mari as a 3dpd thot and remember Selene as a battle autist. Knew their was a third, but i just forgot what she did.

Has mamono science gone too far?

>>21558693
Looks like your standard dungeon end boss.

As long as your a high enough level with good gear you'll be fine!

>>21558693
Is that supposed to be a Ochi Draco Lich/Wight? Cus they forgot literally the most important part of all MGE dragons in that image.

>>21558693
I wonder how huge the spirit paws of a Troll Zombie that became a Wight are

>>21558691
All y’all lilims look the same to me. Which one wears a hat?

>>21558705
No fucking clue. I think its fake esdeath's, but it might be mari's.

>>21558700
And if I'm low-level with starter equipment?

>>21558703
Less Ochi, more Jiangshi

>>21558709
She pats you on the head and suggests going to low level zones first, like Maus Hills, or Sea Slime Cove.

>>21558710
My bad, but still. Where the fuck is its Soul Gem? Literally every dragon has one.

>>21558714
Maybe, since she’s undead she doesn’t have a soul? I dunno. Maybe you have to break her defenses before you can reveal her weak point to attack for massage damage?

>>21558668
I know, that'd be like not spelling their name backwards as a pseudonym. Preposterous, right?

>>21558718
Undead dragons still have souls. Note the white gem on her chest. Just makes me a sad man when artist miss the tiny but easy to include details.

What happens when you hire a gremlin to cut your cable and install a replacement TV service and home theater?

>>21558727
All those poky bits look uncomfortable for anyone she trys to touch
Why is dragon clothing so bad?

>>21558720
I have no idea what you’re talking about. The fine French Mademoiselle e’Par is one of the most upstanding members of our community.

>>21558727
I have a headcanon for Dragon Zombies being the physically strongest Monster there is, to make up for being so empty-headed.

Surpassing Wurm Strength even.

>>21558733
No idea.

>>21558736
Maybe its like the idea of retard strength where she has no concept of inhibitions and thus uses 100% of her strength all the time?

>>21558733
It won't be as bad as it looks because MAMONOBANANA

>>21558740
>Maybe its like the idea of retard strength where she has no concept of inhibitions and thus uses 100% of her strength all the time?

Exactly, being a Zombie means she doesn't need to rely on stuff like breathing for strength. She can just harness the raw power of her preserved Undead body, without putting too much strain on it.

I bet they're given their own separate areas in the Undead Kingdom, so that the old, gothic architecture isn't damaged.

>>21558751
>Banana Barometz
What would she be like?

>>21558753
Yeah and then once they wight the become the magically strongest and Physically Strongest. Just to bad it takes so long to make a Dead dragon wight into a DracoLich.

>>21558736
>>21558740
>Human Barbarian in the party tries to grapple the Zombie Dragon.
>His strength is pretty high, so he can usually provided a challenge even for a Minotaur or an Oni.
>Tries to wrestle the Zombie Dragon with all of his might.
>She doesn't even budge and seems unfazed.
>With a blissful, absent-minded expression on her face she lightly swats him away.
>Sends him crashing through a nearby wall.

Oh shit.

>>21558783
Then she says Oh-no and goes to provide him "aftercare".

>>21558791
Why are dumb zombos so cute? I want a partchwork zombie drag flanked by two patchwork zombies for wives.

>>21558791
>'S-Sorry!'
>Zombie Dragon then does a girly run through the rubble to pick up the barely conscious Barbarian.
>Presses his head against her massive Dragon breasts while cradling him like a small child.
>'You did your best!'
>Barbarian passes out.

>>21558811
>Barbarian passes out.
More like
>Barbarian attempts to rage
>Can't
>It's like all the rage is being sapped out of him
Really, who could get mad at that? That person is the true monster.

>>21558811
>mama draco lich
I never knew I wanted this. Would draco liches even be allowed to adopt human boys?

>>21558672
Victoria is the one with the interdimensional threat. Selene is the one with the battle mansion.

>>21558806
Because they are just the perfect combo of loyal, loving, and nurturing.

>>21558817
Dragon Zombies would just kidnap human boys, while DracoLiches would go through legal channels and be accepted every time. Note: Human boys refers to human males at any age for Undead dragons.

>>21558811
I want to turn a dragon zombie into a dragon wight

>>21558811
>>21558815
Cute! I wonder what the barbarians party thinks of this situation?

>>21558841
A Zombie Dragon could give him a strong son!

>>21558360
>Ywn comfort your hardworking lilim wife after a long day of managing her dominions
>Ywn eat her out from under the desk while she reviews reports and signs orders
It hurts

>>21558634
So uhhh does she end up single or not? Asking for a lilimfag friend. Definitely not me. I'm not the lilimfag. I couldn't be.

>>21558847
No, no she could not.

>>21558833
>Dragon wight
Imagine the double embarrassment when she turns.

>>21558841
If I know anything about adventuring parties
>"Quick! Loot the place while she's distracted!"

>>21558852
The Barbarian's doing his job, valiantly tanking the Zombie Dragon's ruthless assault! His sacrifice should not be in vain!

>>21558852
>>21558855
>Inb4 she start Unleashing her Lewd Dragon Zombie Gas in excitement.
>Instantly Turns the women into zombies that rape the men.

>>21558864
>Human Rogue quickly turns to the Elvish Priestess in their party.
>'How long can you hold you breath?!'
>"H-How lewd! How dare you suggest tha-"
>She sees the gas spreading out.
>"O-Oh... That's what you meant."

>shortstack sees your incubus meat log

How now brown fox

>>21558876
>Elvish priestess was already monsterized.
>Uses this chance to seduce the Human Rogue.

>>21558894
Prime time for a gut punch to make up for all those knife ear jokes.

>>21558879
Seconds ago she was probably acting like a spoiled himedere.

>>21558691
Never understood why Selene was a battle autist.
>>21558708
Fake esdeath has the hat

>>21558879
Prime Breeding meat. just ripe for marrying!

>>21558899
And thats why you dont make fun of elfs. Never know when they monsterize and decide to rape you.

>>21558905
Because Beast is a shonen and fighting game lover. Combine that with a fetish for corruption and demonic women and there you go.
Battle autist Lilim.

>>21558909
The almighty P-Cup Draph!

>>21558909
>the tallest of them is only 143cm
my fucking dick. I want to bully all the shorties with my dick.

>>21558909
Good lord that braid on the one near the middle with the grey hair. My dick.

>>21558938
Even better is the build in handlebars!

>>21558938
Be careful anon, short girls are terrifying in packs. That’s why you’ve got to pick them off one by one or else they will gang up on you.

>>21558949
>tfw you’ll never be proactively dated by a group of short stack Amazoness’ and become the village husband
Sadness covers me like a blanket.

>>21558949
This. The short ones are always the most bossy.

>>21558949
Well i only want one and they are weak to impregnation. Just gotta isolate and go in for th womb shot.

>>21558949
>pack of shorstacks out hunting for human boys lost in the woods
>"Are you sure there's a human boy out here, Maya? Maya?"
>They leader looks around to find one of her pack members is missing
>they go back to where they last saw her and search around, but find nothing
>worse yet, another of them disappeared during the search
>now they are getting worried
>no matter how cautious they try to be while searching for they're missing members, they're numbers keep dwindling until the leader is the only one left
>then she hears rustling in the bushes
>she sneaks through the brush and tries to take the enemy by surprise, only to find her missing party all bound and gagged, struggling while looking at her
>no, looking at something behind her...

>>21558972
It’s just Predator but with sex instead of gore.
>shortstack alpha wolfgirl is backed up in a corner screaming “Come on! Rape me! Do it!”

>>21559006
She's gonna get made into a trophy wife.

>>21558920
What is the point of the mansion anyway?

>tfw just woke up from a dream about having a Wurm as a childhood friend
>first part of the dream was us as kids fishing at a lake and holding hands
>then it went into what I could only assume was the present, as we were sitting at home playing video games during a storm
>she turns and looked at me and says “Anon, I love you.”
Then I woke up to the power going out at my apartment.
I just want to know what her name was dammit.

What's the strongest monster girl a ranger could tame? without using his dick

>>21559096
I want so say Grizzlies, but Rangers can't tame anything larger than a medium-sized beast.

>>21559096
Dragon if he BELIEVES

What new monster girl would you guys like to see?
I wouldn’t mind if KC made a Leviathan girl.

Cheshire cat or jabberwock?

>>21559131
Cheshirewock

>>21559133
I don't think the world could handle such a creature.
I don't think Wonderland would be able to handle such a creature.

>>21559127
Phoenix girl or more of Chinese/Korean monsters

>>21559131
Wock any day.

>>21559133
Good lord.

The last thing Wonderland needs is a smug, purple Cat Dragon.

>>21559127
Phoenix or drop bear.

>zombies overrun a town
>quickly take it over
>patient zero has been fed well during all this
>suddenly becomes a wight
>literally knee deep in the dead as zombies are a little slow by every sense of the word
>wight has no idea what's going on
How do things pan out for those few zombies who become wights all on their own? Are they at risk of going feral?

>>21559212
>Wight
>Feral
Absolute worst case she ends up being the equivalent of some kind of undead mob/Yakuza boss.

>>21559223
Now that's a frightening thought.

>>21559232
Fuhgeddaboudit. Besides, it could be worse. I could've said "cartel."

>>21559239
As long as I don't get some rough-looking Ghouls in suits knocking at my door.

>>21559247
No need to worry about that so long as you pay your protection fees. You HAVE paid for your protection, haven't you? I mean, that's an awfully nice pelvis you've got there, sure would be a shame if something were to... Happen to it.

Has anyone else here had a negative experience with commissioning that's just put them off the entire thing in general?

>>21559247
>>21559258
>when the Mama Bones told Anon he was going to have to pay back his debts by being in a little production she'd been working on, he didn't expect to be seated on a couch making awkward peace signs while 15 zombies in white tees and panties leered at him
>the fact that the cameraghoul leered just as much didn't help matters

>>21559265
Not yet, 15 coms or so in it's going great. Sometimes have to wait a bit for them but that's nothing that would put me off.

>>21559265
Negative experience? Yes. Put me off of it? No.
If it was just a generic case of taking your money and taking forever or not producing at all then threaten to make it a legal issue if they won't refund. If they gave you shit in return for your money just to get you off their back make it known. If they're being nice about it all cut them a bit of slack but if they're being pricks about it post screenshots of the conversation and ruin them. Then just learn from your experience and move on.

>>21559265
It's bound to happen. Artists and drawfags are literally retarded and lazy. The worst thing I've personally had to deal with was a long wait time.
Some good practices are asking for a sketch before they get too involved with it. This allows for changes to be made early and easily since they have a tendency to butcher your words in your commission prompt. Ask for updates, especially if it's a more involved project. Don't be afraid to have them correct their fuck-ups, and trust me; they will fuck it up along the way. If they don't do WIPs, get the fuck out of Dodge. Attempt to be polite even though you know you're dealing with a retard.

>T. Anon who has commissioned dozens of MGE related art

>>21559319
Oh they weren't a prick, it was an almost complete lack of communication, ignoring a slight modification I wanted (I mean it was pretty minor so it's not too bad) and then acting like the project never even happened on their site and twitter when they post everything they do.
The art itself is pretty good at least.

>>21559312
Posts like these remind me how much I want to recreate zombie horror films into ‘horror’ films with a massive zombie harem! I want to be eaten alive over and over again by them!

>>21559353
Not him, but having an artist who regularly posts their comm work never post what they made for you is kind of a bad feel. I don’t like knowing that they might be embarrassed of it, or w/e other reasons they might have for never showing it alongside all their other projects.

>>21559364
Oops, meant for >>21559352

>>21559352
>and then acting like the project never even happened on their site and twitter when they post everything they do
This probably isn't your fault or anything or even theirs, sometimes it seems like an artist posts everything but they could be leaving out 1/3 of what they actually draw either through forgetfulness or saving it for when they have a content drought due to being busy.

>>21559352
That's just being shysty but if you got what you wanted in a relatively timely manner take what you got but don't come back and warn others about it. It probably won't do much but if enough customers come back with complaints like that then either the artist will have to shape up or they'll dry up.
This anon >>21559333 has the right of it when it comes to how the artist should act towards the customer and how the customer should respond to iffy artists.

>>21558094
Fucking wew, thank you so much for this picture it's wonderful.

>>21559369
This is probably true, in most cases. Too bat that there are more random people like >>21559333, but taken out of context (some of it isn't meant literally, it's just angry bitching) and used in an across the board way sort of way. Being an artist must double suck.

>>21559352
>then acting like the project never even happened on their site and twitter when they post everything they do.

You'd be surprised how often these guys don't post everything on twitter. It might seem like it but some artists keep certain pictures for their patreon rewards and such.

>>21559035
To give the fighty monsters a charce at getting what they want without dying in a war.

>>21559582
It's a childhood friend fetish from my fellow nocturnally bioluminescent American Counterintelligence homo sapient.

>>21559064
>>21559064
It's a childhood friend fetish from my fellow nocturnally bioluminescent American Counterintelligence homo sapient.

It's summer, go hit the beach.

>>21558289
I wish she would spank her ass with her own tail as an invitation to fuck it into oblivion

>>21558409
Fuck navy
Go army

>you will never have a hellhound girlfriend who leglocks you and digs her claws deep into your back while viciously pounding your cock as hard as possible, all while moaning and howling like the literal bitch she is.

>>21558440
Sasuga me, I started saving this and the last used folder was my anubis folder.

>>21559620
It's too hot

I want to hug an Ice Queen

>>21559792
It's cooler in the water.

>like lamias
>dislike heat and the sun

KC is tweeting more this week than he has the entire year so far, it's refreshing to see.

>>21559657
>fuck going for easier officer ladders, technical training, and civilization
>instead go for backpack toting grunt work that has ticks, total woods shitting, and extra marching
>manly backpacker still has to bum rides at the kiddie pool

Yeah. We all know the superior choice. Don't worry, kohai. Navy-senpai will still make sure you get there on time. Remember to wash behind your ears, you dirty little goblins.

>>21559333
I want to know who you are just so i can blacklist you

>>21559333
>the worst thing I've personally had to deal with was a long wait time
>let me proceed to whine about how artists are retarded
Honestly all of that sounds more like you being a faggot than anything else.
t. another anon who has commissioned a lot of MGE art

>>21560001
Probably vorefag. He likes trolls and acts like a dick towards artists.

>>21559265
No, I've had a guy be a real petulant shit that I didn't want to deal with in the future, but he more or less drew what I paid for.

Another guy left me hanging for months when the comm was almost ready, but the only way around that would be to pay upon delivery, which nobody wants to do for obvious reasons.

>>21559265
I once used a pic of astolfo as a reference for a commission before I knew who astolfo was. The guy never let it go and kept on fucking with me about it long after the fact.

>>21560056
As well he should. Astolfo is best waifu in Fate, but artfag is correct to torment you forever over this. Let Astolfo's perky willing red eye ease your frustrations, like a normal person, instead of bitching about it like a faggot.

>>21559792
The best cooling system would be a loli Ice Queen sitting in your lap. With both of you naked and your cock buried inside her pear-shaped body

>>21559333
Sounds like you're the problem. Every artist I've ever worked with has been nothing but polite, communicated when messaged and put up with my autism for details. Only one took longer than I'd like but hey, life happens.

t. anon addicted to commissions.
>>21560056
That's a pretty funny story to be fair, based artist.

>>21560056
At this point I dont trust characters without obvious breasts

>>21560056
>Not wanting to be balls deep in one of the best waifus that the unoriginal, stale franchise miracuously coughed up
Gay

>>21560082
Are lolis potential traps in disguise? The Sabbath will certainly be offended by that.

>>21559912
He's about to an hero so the guy's dotting his I's pretty much.

Why are gremlins so cute?

How mad would a Hellhound get if everytime she tried to rape me I sprayed her with a water bottle?

>>21560227
Very. I wouldn't recommend it though because it will just stack up. When she unleash it all the rape will be legendary.

>>21560206
They're vapid thots, those are usually percieved cute by low iq men.

>>21559912
He's lately twitting lots of snippets and little prompts. For example:

>That 'one guy' who always act jealous of MC's harem in harem animes? Did you know, accroding to the survey done in MGE world, the reason why he doesn't get to have an harem of his own is very likely because his tsundere childhood MG friend already marked him with her pheromones secretly?

Stuffs like this. Probably getting a lot of ideas lately

Reading KC’s twitter through translate is a wild ride

>>21560254
Even Sunohara would get a waifu in MGE.
Seeing more casual talk from the guy is nice and I'm glad he realizes how good tsundere monster girls are.

>>21560254
>Tsunderes secretly blueballing him and denying him his harem
Damn, she better act fast, because if she doesn't rape him he sure will rape her instead.

>>21558289

>>21560251
>tfw derogatory terms for women (i.e. thot, ho, slut) become badges of honor for MGs who just came through the portals and know nothing of human customs

>>21560254
Could a unicorn be a tsundere? Asking for a friend here.

>>21560267
>Everyone gets a waifu in MGE
Everyone? even the evil/villains/bullies?

>tfw you will never find redemption in a MG that leads you towards the path of good deeds and kinky sex

>>21560304
>Q:What type of men do monstergirls dislike?
>A:They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

>>21560254
>tsundere
So not only does he get his friend's harem of loving girls rubbed in his face, he also has to deal with the fact that the only monstergirl who will ever love him is a fucking tsundere.
I'd fucking end myself.
The very fact that KC has confirmed tsundere as a possible monster trait pisses me off.

>>21560323
>"causing others misfortune is fun!".
This is the one reason I'll always say Tanukis deserve to be punished. Monster girls don't like men who enjoy causing misfortune but the dumb raccoons cost men their lively hoods and cause so much stress.

>>21560304
Well, another of his tweets is

>That blonde, tanned guys who always try to hit on MC's girls in beach episodes? They usually fade out once the girls politely refuse but what actually happens to them is that they soon feel tappings on their shoulder and when they turn to see what it is, they see bunch of succubus onee-sans and they soon become of state that will never be able to hit on girls again

So yeah, not unless you are an actual psychopath, it does seem like everybody gets to have a MG

>>21560323
>>21560348
There will always be the Yeti that thinks everyone can change with enough love. Bless her.

Bee anon here, it's that time again.

>>21560370
No it isn't. Go back to your honeycomb.

>>21560337
How new are you?

What measurements does you waifu have?

>>21560347
>I foreclosed your home so you have no choice to move in with me!

>>21560285
Why not? Or better yet, why not ask him directly? KC usually responds very well when you mention him

>>21560370
>tfw you will never be held lovingly in your queen's four arms as you impregnate her with you 47th daughter

>>21560375
What if the plottwist is that the snake hair is actually his waifu?

>>21560323
>A:They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

This honestly makes no sense, considering lack of empathy is caused by factors outside one's control and the fact brainwashing MGs exist. Are the NEETs/overworkers supposed to gain anything from excluding those two groups?

>>21560370
Is it hip to fuck bees still?

>>21560374
Please anon I cannot contain it. I CANNOT CONTAIN IT!

>>21560337
Medusa's been a thing since 2007.
>>21560348
>ntr guys getting gang raped by succs and learning the error of their ways
KC has a big heart.

>>21560375
Tsundere is just punishment though. I'd sooner live alone than live with some emotionally abusive bitch.

>>21560394
Its always hip to fuck bees.

>>21560387
Imagine the ENTIRE HIVE wanting to fuck you.

>>21560337
yeah pretty grimdarkish

>>21560285
>"Hmph, Anon is so lewd. I'd never settle for an impure man like him...but I have to keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't act inappropriately towards any other girls."

>>21560401
The reason why he's calling you out is because the golden rule of MGE is that whatever you don't want to happen, don't happen. So how about stop bitching and shut the fuck up?

>>21560375
>Ratatoskr reporter found petrified in the lawn of a Medusa's home
>Her bag contains an unreleased news article saying "Local Medusa is actually in love with Anon despite her actions"

>>21560420
i hope its a big titty rata. I wanna buy it and molest it until she depetrifys and rapes me.

>>21560285
>>21560411
That’s the stuff, bonus points if she wears armor and a sword and tries to “protect” the other girls from you, but in reality it’s just so that you only look at her.
The look on her face after you snap at her one day and tell her to fuck off and never talk to you again is truly heartbreaking.

>>21560417
No need to be an ass about it, but you're right.

>>21560323
>>21560420
There are turtlegirls if you absolutely need to smack a bitch. Go ahead, she wants you to beat her slow ass. She's late with the sandwiches for a reason.

>>21560401
This is the thing I hate about people hating on tsunderes; it’s like they can’t change anything about them at all, that they’re stuck as this bitchy person and there’s nothing you can do about it. Bitch you’re gonna be with them for the rest of your life of course they’ll change their demeanor and mannerisms if you don’t like it. It pains me to see how many people here have never seen an actual loving relationship between two people.

>>21560429
>spoiler
This is the part where she rapes some sense into you

>>21560401
Tsundere's done right are not at all like that. A lot of anime and manga pretty much flanderized the concept of tsundere (in that they neglect to include enough of the "dere"). That's not a problem in the MGE, heck there is even a spell that tsundere monsters use on themselves to help them be more open with their feelings!

>>21560429
Does she reluctantly wear the sexy armor that shows off her curves?
Also, after she runs off, Anon chases her and they confess their feels for each other before having pure, loving sex. Perfect end.

>>21560073
>>21560127
>>21560079
You guys are dicks

>>21560435
>maso-turtle purposefully trying to irritate Anon so he'll get rough with her
What a shameless little slut. She's gonna get what she deserves. Namely, lots of spankings.

>>21560454
>Does she reluctantly wear the sexy armor that shows off her curves?
Nigga, this is a masturbatory fantasy. OF FUCKING COURSE SHE DOES HOW COULD ANON NOT NOTICE HER IN THAT SKIMPY OUTFIT THAT SUCCUBUS HELPED HER PICK OUT AT VICTORIAS ARMORY?

>>21560464
You know what they say, they are what they like.

>>21560439
Why is this oni so fuckable?

>>21560464
But I thought you loved them?



Sorry, couldn't help myself but you really walked into that one

I want to be a famous heroes best friend tank. I want her then to get pslimed and rape me in the middle of the night before we corrupt the rest of the guild.

>>21560486
I had an idea for a story about a paladin and his angel companion coming back from battle to find out that the angel was infected by a Lilims DE and they’re trying their best to battle it but it eventually infects the entire convent they’re at and sexual shenanigans ensue.

>>21560505
I once read a similar story to this, but instead of an angel it was a Valkyrie. Can't remember the name though.

Can one's Nee-chan be too cute? I just want to pick her up and hold her close.

>>21560466
Remember that she steps out of the kitchen because she wants attention. Give her the kind that makes her blood rush. Angle of impact is important.

>>21560515
Nee-chans can never be too cute or too lewd

>>21560277
Oh nooooo...

>>21560515
Careful with that, that'd put her at dicking height. She might get the wrong idea.

>>21560515
I have heard legends that she can squeeze a man for what he's worth with just a single paizuri alone, is that true?

>>21560337
>tfw the tsundere secret admirer is also part of the friend protag's harem

>>21560529
Well yes, but she's usually going to draw it out over several orgasms.

>>21560541
That makes no sense anon, MGE girl can't be in love with more than one guy at a time.

>>21560528
>She might get the wrong idea.
What do you mean? I'm sure she's wrapping her legs around my waist right now just so she can hug me more without worrying about slipping.

>>21560370
It's really the eyes that make her so pretty. Would worship, and breed with, and then attempt to conquer the lands of the Pharaoh and Apophis with.

>>21560553
What about those particular MGs that are in love with a guy and with the little guy inside his pants at the same time?

>>21560529
Common mistranslation; what's actually meant is that she squeezes a man dry with her never ending paizuri. It's one go composed of several smaller goes. Without rest.

>>21560481
Smol oni

>>21560561
Silly Anon. Bees can't conquer a desert. There's barely any flowers to pollinate.

>>21560435
You could probably fight Redcaps and Myconids as well. Box 'em around, they love it.

>>21560577
Whatever will bee will bee.

>>21560577
Life finds a way. We'd improvise, bringing pollen and honey with us, seeking cactus flowers in oasis's, making sand wasp/mud-dobber style hives underground like the Khepris. Or even better, domesticating the Khepris into our ranks.

This is the ideal couple, you may not like it but this is what peak waifu looks like.

>>21560599
I never actually played the game.

>>21560571
That's actually a pretty tempting fate.

>>21560571
>you spurt your load between her tits
>you expect her to let you go, but she immediately continues to message, squeeze, and stroke your swollen member with her heavenly soft breasts
>she praises you for being such a good otouto and cheers you on to shoot lots more of you thick ball cream
>after several more loads, part of you wants to stop, but another part of you wants to keep fucking her tits even more
Nee-chan is a little scary

>>21560609
You climb giant beasts, slay them, and then ride around on your centaur wife to the next one, repeat process.

And then your centaur wife dies.

What would be more frightening to see in a dark alley? A pack of lolis? Or a pack of shortstacks?

>>21560598
You say domesticating, but I hear "turning them into more of your concubines"

>>21560624
I know all this but I feel nothing.

>>21560625
Pack of shortstacks. Once they surround you and press you from all sides with their big tits, it's over. You'll be the pack boyfriend for sure.

>>21560625
Lolis. Why would they be in a dark alley if not for sinister purposes? I would walk among the stacks feeling perfectly safe.

>>21560623
It's a good scary. That you get aftercare for enduring is just icing.

>>21560623
Very scary!

>>21560643
>Why would they be in a dark alley if not for sinister purposes?
Everyone knows dark alleys are the best places to give away free beer and rock albums.

>>21560646
>You will never get a cool paizuri from your Yuki-Onna onee-chan during the summer
Why does god hate us so much?

>>21560666
Because you did this Satan.

>>21560664
It would keep the beer cool... alright, their story checks out.

>>21560629
Well the Khepris are an industrious people, so I'm sure I'd have to spend plenty of time helping them make their dark matter orbs. In between that and breeding with the Queen Bee, I'll have my work cut out for me before we've even added the Mantis tribe to the Hive.

>>21560625
>you’ll never be caught in the middle of a turf war between the Sabbath Scouts and the Short Stacks
>more realistically it’s your dick that’s caught in the middle

>>21559942
Does enrolling in the Air Force give you the opportunity to serve as a dickthrone or chair for a monster’s fat ass?

>>21560679
>anon basically becomes a Druid because he fucked all the insect girls in an entire forest and made them all his wives
There’s a story somewhere in that but I’m too drunk to write now.

>>21560694
I wonder how the military would change with MGs in the world, or would they pretty much abolish the military so there will be no more men dying?

>>21560699
The military would still exist because I'm sure there are girls who like marching up and down the square.

>>21560664
Meh I’m more of a whiskey guy myself, but do they have actual records too? I love my vinyl collection and would love some original presses.

>>21560694
Wyverns enthusiastically say yes. If nothing else, the military would continue to exist as a glorified community service organization and excuse to wear uniforms.

>>21560699
The military would be made up of monsters instead of men. They're supposed to be stronger than humans in general, why would they have the weaker sex doing all the dangerous combat?

>>21560699
I feel like they would put the military in more of a parade fashion, women still go crazy for a man in uniform.

>>21560695
Well if you do, please include that they'd all wear cute and skimpy Bee colony uniforms, regardless of species.

>>21559265
Yeah some negative experiences, I mean just two artist who took the money and ran. Other than that not really. Fucking hate waiting and not knowing if these fucks are going to eventually deliver.

>>21560638
You should feel something from that spoiler anon.

Centaur Waifus are some of the most cherished lasses across all different MG platforms.

Those Tanukis have gone too far this time

>>21560764
Not my horse, like I said I never played the game.

>>21560713
>A military Anon who was supposed to do desk work gets assigned to a base in the front lines by some paperwork mistake
>The MGs there warm up to the idea fast as his presence there cheers up everybody in the base and nothing could possibly happen to him with many hardy as fuck soldier girls watching over him
>One day though the base gets swarmed by an attack where Anon gets injured
>However, the day is saved when suddenly everyone in the base goes in a craze when they see Anon injured and pull a heroic countercharge on the enemy
>Ever since, they are triple the careful around him
And that's the tale of how Anon got a full base of military girls go yandere for him.

Who is this hacker, 4chan?

There was a devil bug in my room yesterday night around 11 PM. It flew in front of me and was hiding under my computer desk. How do I get rid of it? I don't know where it's at now. Do I need to deep clean my room?

>>21560666
>Why does god hate us so much?
Back when Christians were getting their asses kicked by the ottomans they thought it was because of iconography.

>>21560756
>Took the money and ran
Can't you do chargebacks on those? So far the worst I've seen are bare bones communication and the occasional long wait, but paranoia over this sort of thing happening means I'll only ever comm artists people on the thread or discord recommend just in case.

>>21560782
>I don't know, but I'm gonna marry him!

>>21560820
She has to be a hacker herself to find him though.

>>21560802
Maybe we can get our waifus if we go iconoclast?

>>21560809
Im not sure, I might try if the last guy I commissioned doesn't reply soon. I just want my lewd waifu pictures.

>>21560798
Gas your room

>>21558409
She's closer to the air force so I would see if In can get a desk job if I had to join.

>>21559265
I’ve gotten dozens of commissions and the vast majority of them have been at least decent experiences. I tend to be fairly picky and self conscious about it, but they’ve all usually at least maintained professionalism. There have been some rather egregious wait times, but in those cases the artist was either working through a queue or going through things and very apologetic.

That being said, I have had to pull out of the process a few times before any work or money changes hands because the artist sets off red flags.

>>21560868
>the artist sets off red flags
Elaborate on this please. What should i look for in an artist?

What is one job you’d jump at the chance for in MGC?
I’d love to become a coach of the MGCU softball team.

>>21560553
[citation needed]

>>21560883
Slime rancher as usual. Wherever I go, I must also collect Slimes.

>>21559352
>acting like the project never even happened on their site and twitter when they post everything they do.

Kind of had that happen to me over the last day, but I'm pretty sure I know why so I'm not terribly worried about it.
>Artist always posts cute, colourful images of their art and comms
>Then there's me with my glowing red demon realm night sky and tall wife glaring down at the viewer.
I'd actually be surprised if she showcased it when it sticks out so much.
>>21560809
>I'll only ever comm artists people on the thread or discord recommend just in case.
Same. It's the best way to be sure.

>>21560877
Mostly just them expressing distaste for my ideas or girls, or being unwilling to send any WIPs. No WIPs is fine for cheap/free requests, but if I’m paying any substantial bit of money then at least one status report partway through is absolutely necessary to make sure I’m getting what I paid for.

Don’t be afraid to ask any questions you may have, usually that’s a great way to gauge an artist.

>>21560883
Househusband

>>21560883
Pest control, I want to be the first line of defense against feral mousegirls!

>>21560809
>I'll only ever comm artists people on the thread or discord recommend just in case.
Either this, or I’ll follow an artist for a couple months or so to feel them out a bit.

>>21560883
>a whole softball team
I commend your sacrifice

>>21560908
>Kind of had that happen to me over the last day, but I'm pretty sure I know why so I'm not terribly worried about it.
If you're who you think I think you are don't worry about it, she has a back log of images to post and usually gets around to it in a week.

>>21560944
Thanks, but I'm not worried. The artist did a stellar job and I'm really pleased with the result. A lower res version showing up on her twitter is just a nice little bonus.

>>21560886
I find it hard to believe you don't know the basics of MGE pair bonding, but I'll humor you.

World Guide 1: Relations with monsters:

>After a monster assaults and has sex with a man, in the case that the monster liked the man, she won't release the man afterwards. She'll want to keep him at her side, continuing to have sex to gain essence. In this way, when a monster really likes a man, her instinct ends up recognizing him as her husband. Only female monsters exist, and human men are males to them. They do get married, but to monsters being married isn't just emotion and an agreement. Their interest and lust for the man who becomes their “husband” swells. They become extremely fond of the odor of his sweat, and the taste of his semen, and it highly arouses them. They end up having even greater “appetite” “lust” and “affection” for the man. On the other hand, their lust and interest in other men grows thin. Their essence tastes bland, or even disgusting. And then, they stop acknowledging men other than their “husband” as males or prey, and they only seek and have sex with their “husband.”

This kind of pair bonding also applies even if the monster hasn't had sex with him yet and has fallen in love in a more conventional manner. Her body will recognize the man as her husband and change accordingly.

>>21560883
For some reason, bartender is leaping to mind. It's a terrible idea and I don't even drink much, but I can't get the idea out of my head now.

I have a need for a Demon/Inari hybrid.

>>21560960
Devious mofus.

>>21560769
Surely at least one of these is your horse Rolf.

>>21559265
>>21560868
Oh, there was also this one time where an artist finished a commission for me, then several months later they posted it publicly crediting some other artist with the coloring work. They never ok’d that with me, never did it with any of their previous works (as far as I know) and even made it seem as though they were the one coloring it during the process.

>>21560985
Lightweight looks the most fun.

>>21560985
DAIRY

>>21558601
> Time to move aside little ones
<-- *cue dramatic entrance*

>>21561048
Going to tie her to a silver cross and put clamps on those tiddies!

>>21560625
A pack of Wendis with glowing eyes from their coats

>>21561048
I want to give her at least 5 dhampir daughters.

>>21561048
If I fuck an edgelord, will I cut my dick?

>>21561086
No, you will cut her hymen.

>>21558849
>So uhhh does she end up single or not?
Married and even later on with a daughter

>>21560376
She’s a good ol country girl so she uses acres pretty often

>>21560706
you're being gay, anon.

>>21561159
I am not gay!

I’m thinking of trying to write a story how do you write good dialogue?

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>get a holstaur into doom and custom wads
>she uses it as an outlet for pent-up milking aggression when you're away
>starts getting knee-deep in retro fps games
>plays quake live on the side
>is the proud owner of a Strife promo poster
>her gaming rig has little plastic bull horns
>eventually becomes so immersed in the gamezone that she skips milk day for three weeks
>gets so pent up that she sneaks up on you in your sleep for a surprise nursing handjob
>always wakes you up by saying I'm about to make you my bitch, suck it down. while forcing a titty into your mouth

>>21558580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmY08X_4Bnc

>Doesn't know a proper vampire from a loli

>>21561220
Are you me?
>Daikatana reference
Never mind. I'd never subject my wife to that.

>>21561202
Read any Iron beast story and that then add more feeling.

>>21561220
>wake up aggressive milkdom
New fetish.

Reminder that the succubi traits inherited by all monsters mean they can tell if you're a slut for their kind just by you being near them.

>>21561245
Somehow I don't think that would've been a problem for them anyway.

>>21561236
>wow to write dialogue
>read iron beast
He's the worst example you could choose anon, and I'm not even the hater.

>>21561251
I suppose I should have appended that with "even if you don't know it yet."

>>21560957
>citing KC

>>21561258
I think he was going with a "not what to do" joke.

>>21561269
I gave an example of MGE lore, you asked for a citation on it, I gave it. What's the issue?

>>21561269
He was replying to someone specifically asking about MGE you retard.

>>21561245
sadly i'll probably never be near them

>>21561206
>The nude hellhound pic by Fiship
This just made my week

>>21561269
Tell me this is a shop.

>>21561311
It is, if memory serves me right it was made by grigori or one of his buddies.

>>21561311
it is

>>21561311
Are you the guy from the pic?

>>21561126
>Married
Damn, that sucks-
>With a daughter
You had my interest, but now you have my attention.

>>21561329
She is a suicidal retard murder bot.

>>21561353
But she's a lilim and I'm a lilimfag. Also, maybe she'll chill out with some dick in her life. Preferably mine.

>>21561202
Try having a normal fucking conversation with somebody and transcribing that to a story.

>Hellhound rides you reverse cowgirl style
>You stick your finger up her butthole
What happens next?

>>21561404
It depends on your finger.

hehe
ehehehe-
unyaa

>>21561404
I always heard there was a spot on a woman that would make her bark like a dog. I think we just found it.

>>21561447
You want to get right at the base of the tail for howling.

>>21561446
What’s so funny cat?

>>21561404
>Her eyes go wide as she lets out a small yelp
>Can't stop yourself from chuckling a bit as she glares at you
>Suddenly she pulls your finger out of her ass, and pulls herself off your dick
>Lines it up with her asshole as her eye flames burn even brighter
>Wrings you dry with her asshole
>Cuddles you afterwards with you as the little spoon

>>21561236
I thought we were past the "Beast sucks" thing.

>>21561488
He doesn't suck, his dialogue just needs some serious work. It always comes across as some awkward teenage fanfiction.net stuff because it isn't natural at all.

>>21560959
Being an MGC bartender - at a low-key place, not a club - sounds really comfy.

>>21560883
This sounds weird but I think there would be a market for monster counseling. Either for human women (and potentially their husbands) learning to cope with their monsterization, men trying to understand their wives' inhuman traits, or men and monsters dealing with whatever problems in their lives. I like the idea of helping people.

>>21561518
I honestly thought it was fine.

>>21560883
Mofu Club owner, someone has to keep those fluffy girls fresh and pampered

>>21561523
I just want to serve drinks to matronly monsters. Specifically foxes, but a demon or two might be nice.

>>21561269
Is there any particular reason why we shouldn't cite the guy who, you know, created the story?

>>21561555
Imagine MILF regulars trying to set you up with their daughters and nieces.

>>21561576
Imagine MILF regulars trying to set you up with thrmselves!

>>21561479

>>21560706
She has an original Sticky Fingers, with the zipper! She’s been practicing with it.

>>21561576
>Use "no, ma'am, I'd rather have you" with a coy smile as your default defense to such attempts
>YFW one takes you seriously
>HFW you actually weren't joking.
Actually, that would probably make one a glorified host, wouldn't it? At least there'd be a counter between you and the customers.

>>21560959
>I don't even drink much
that makes you perfect for the job because you aren't supposed to get high off your own supply

>>21561594
cheshire is hungry, what should i fetch for her to eat?

>>21561608
eggo waffles

>>21561596
Before anyone says anything, I was referring to unmarried ones offering to set you up with a niece. I wonder how married MG would react to playful flirting, though.

>>21560883
House painter, considering just how different each and every monster is their homes will be unique so each job would feel fresh

>>21561611
breakfast was like 5 hours, anon

>>21561615
That would be cute, though I was imagining married MGs myself. Dunno why. Maybe I think I'm not good enough to get a girl on my own merits and need her mother or aunt to move things along lmao

>>21561607
I mean, you should still know how the supply tastes though, right? It's one thing not to drink on the job, but my booze knowledge has the depth of a kiddy pool.

>>21561629
>my booze knowledge has the depth of a kiddy pool.
That's why you get a Satyros assistant

>>21561625
>letting societal bonds shackle you into only eating certain foods at certain times

>>21561625
That's a long breakfast. I don't think you and your wife "eating" each other really counts, though.

>>21561642
>not letting society decide what's best for what time to eat certain food to prevent belly aches and acquire a prestigious and controllable craving for food
wonderland is a cesspool of unnatural diets, guess that explains why jabberwock is a glutton

>>21561656
meant to say 5 hours ago

>>21561488
He's fine, he just has weird ideas about what monstergirls should be doing.

>>21561353
That's not nice

>>21561662
>guess that explains why jabberwock is a glutton
Hey that's rude

Are there any good foot fetish stories?

>>21561768
Spin it as sexual appetite.