/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>2015
>School

You lost me.

>>215345
Oh how I dream... ;_;

>>215348
er... maybe if you're going for an 8 year masters degree or something...

By then, all kids under 15 are touhoufags and posting any touhou on 444chan will result in perm b&.

>>215345
Yes it would be an enchanting anime involving the shrinemaiden Rachel and her best friend Maria.

Together they fly through the world of Genesis and solve the problems of their friends through non-violent talking and discussion about streetwise behavior.

And at the end there is a very nice boat.

>>215388
.... don't do this

And then the Tiberium field spreads into your lawn and you've got to evac before you can watch it.

>>215403
..But at the end of the day your property value SOARS as you build roads designed specifically for harvesters.

WIN/WIN

>>215403
lol

>>215388
>end
>nice boat.

So... they die and cross the river?

>>215388

Marisa would stay Marisa. It's a normal name. My cousin is named Marisa.

It's the year 2015 and you are still ronery. ;_;

>>215419
oh you

Damn I'm stupid, I haven't passed yet..

>>215388
but do they also use the powers of love and friendship ?

>>215345
i....why am i so happy? ;_;

I will be dead by 2015. Damn cancer...

>>216543
In 2015 science will make you zombie

>>216543
smoking is bad for you

>>215345
Too late. I've pirated and seen it already. I turn off the TV.

Grimace then loudly proclaim how it's so much better with Norio Wakamoto voicing everyone in the original Japan broadcast and that those two bit texans they hired to voice for the English version can't match his one man performance.

"Y'all ready for mah Mastah Spark, sugah?"

>>216570
can't unhear

The year is 2015.
Some kind of a virus has infected 90% of the human race, turning them into some kind of Ubervamp.
You, apparently are immune to this virus.
After almost dying from recklessly trying to kill a bunch of infected humans, you decide to watch some TV. You turn it on to DVD and HOLY SHIT SHREK IS ON.

>2015
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Large_Hadron_Collider

>>216617
>>Super_Large_Hadron_Collider

Oh shi-

>>216597
I see what you did there and the movie sucked.

>>215419
;_;

It's the year 2015 and you fell dizzy with the sweltering heat. You saw a dying Letty approaching you. As she kisses you and melted into water on your arms you shouted HOLY SHIT GLOBAL WARMING IS ON.

It's the year 2015 and you just got home from school. Your waifu Alice greets you with an loving welcome embrace. You smelled something stinky and then HOLY SHIT ALICE IS LEAKING POOP.

>>216754

Normally, I just ignore global warming, and it's arguments, because I don't care.

But that was the most moving argument against I've seen so far ;_;

>>216765
but letty is fat.

>>216759

Her poop would be the most beautiful and perfect substance ever secreted, smelling like the finest peppermint chocolate. I would run my tongue along the inside of her delicious cheeks and the warm taste of the sweetest, most delicious fudge would enter my mouth as I lapped up her scat. She would moan in the most erotic way, partly in embarrassment and partly in pleasure as I culminated by rimming her chocolate starfish, sucking deeply to get at her poo, moaning in time with her.

Afterwords I would tell her that not only was she the most beautiful girl to ever live, that even her poo was beautiful, and that she shouldn't be ashamed of leaking something so wonderful. We would embrace, and she would have tears in her eyes, tears of the utmost joy.

>>216759
>ALICEEoSDs.jpg
>ALICE
>EoSD
?

>>215345
It's the year 2015 and you just got home from school. You have homework to do but you decide to watch some TV. You turn it to Cartoon Network and HOLY SHIT TSUKIHIME IS ON.

>>216773
then you have sex and are killed by the stream of danmaku that sprays from her vagina when she climaxes. BAD END.

>>216773

>>216780
If shiki stabs you, you get sent to the shadow realm.

>>216780
FUCK.
I can't imagine the americanized names for that one, it causes me too much pain.

>>216778
needs more Laser vag000.

>>216786

PORKSLOPE TURKEYFUCKINGHANDLE. Dammit.

>>216791
I doubt Arcade Bumstead would be a very popular name, they'd have to change that.

>>216773
>chocolate starfish
Nasu? Is that you?

It's the year 2015 and you just got from home. You have no business to do in the mansion but you decide to steal some books. You turned your head and HOLY SHIT THE ALARM IS ON.

ZUN said he won't allow Touhou anime.

>>216880
By 2015 his rampant drinking has his liver shot, and he has recently passed away. ;_;

>>216899
He still has the copyright even after death (or his offspring if he ever has any).
It differs from country to country. Where I live it's 70 years after death until everyone can freely use his works (even though fans do that already).

>>216911
>ZUN
>offspring
>sex
>intercourse
HA!

>>216759