/jp/ - Otaku Culture

doesn't freeze time, she just moves incredibly fast.

cute!

>>21525954
That was just Sakuya trying to explain time stop to reimu like a baby because she's got a small brain in horny hermit

>>21525954
she's fast!

The good girl.

>>21525994
honestly i just took it as her bullshitting with Reimu to make her go away

>>21525936
Is an atheist

Slutnae please go

Can't say sakuya without SLUTkuya.

The ESL Suwako secondary is back

>>21526030
>>21526038
>>21526083
Please just fuck off already
>>>/bant/

This thread needs some Faith.

>>21526114
/bant/ was a fucking mistake

>>21526117
every fucking sakuya thread, you're here
go back to >>/bant/ already faggot

I want Sakuya to teach me how to make her favourite recipes!

>>21526369
This is my revenge for slutposting at my threads.

Saku-shit

>>21525994
Talk about pitiful. Reimu isn't all that smart. She must have skipped all of school.

>>21526395
This slut shit has been going on for years. You're an idiot if you think Sakuyaposters call Sanae a slut every thread when you yourselves have ruined threads in the past.

Why is Sakuya such a bully?

>>21528251
I wouldn't call it bullying really. She sees an opportunity and she takes it.
I wonder what Sakuya's level of cooking is but I know when it comes to Marisa of all people, it isn't exactly hard to stand out, especially with Reimu around. Kasen however would try to make it sweet as to be expected with her eating habits.

>>21528251
Not to mention Reimu's reputation. It wouldn't be far off to call her a brute who does things on instinct.
The poor girl might poison herself on accident, I hope someone cooks for her so she knows the true taste of good food.

>>21528272
>I wonder what Sakuya's level of cooking is
2hus has been praising Sakuya's cooking skills now and then, so I would assume pretty high

>>21528272
Sakuya's cooking skills would make the Michelin Guide replace their 3-star ranking with a 4-star one.

>>21528251
Working for Remilia must drive you insane honestly

>>21528319
Not really. She's as selfish as a a normal kid her size but she's pretty chill overall. Just don't do anything to anger her and don't be demanding of her. If you gain her respect, you can talk with her whenever so long as you've beaten everyone at least once at the SDM in a danmaku battle.

>>21528246
I just created a Sanae thread without touching anybody, and then you motherfuckers came along and shit everything up,
Fuck you and your SLUTkuya.

>>21528445
Ok. If Sakuyaposters are responsible for the rest of /jp/ calling Sanae a slut, where is your proof.
Where is your proof of Sakuyaposters slutposting in your threads.
Shitposting will not make the slutposting stop and you are wasting your time. You have had more than one thread without slutposts so in what world do you see the reason to shitpost with your constant forced threads.

Not only that but your English is broken, ESL-kun. Stop posting on /jp/ and go back to >>>/bant/ where your spam is welcome.

>>21525936
Sakuya in all fields!

>>21528513
Long time ago,People wanted Sakuya to comeback in UFO and they got Sanae instead
And this is where it all began.

And here's my second proof
See post >>>21526057

asahi no sakamichi~

And if you insist that my English is broken, then why /jp/ isn't speaking Japanese then?
And why do you call me a shitposter,when I just posted Sanae and then saku-anon said this shit
>>>21526057
And when I posted the pictures of Sanae then why do anons started to attack me?

And look how you react you feel so offended that I called your shit maid a slut, and you're telling me to stop posting on /jp/ and go back to my own board

Aren't you're a double standard bastard
Anon-kun?

>>21528817
Thats cookie my friend

>>21528617
>Long time ago,People wanted Sakuya to comeback in UFO and they got Sanae instead
Yes, people wanted Sakuya to come back because they loved her. Not seeing a character you love returning does anger a few but not to the point of shitposting. When Aya faded from the scene the new girl who was getting games for particularly no reason was Sanae and she fit the role as being ZUN's slut since he was seemingly "done with Aya" and moving to another character.

>And if you insist that my English is broken, then why /jp/ isn't speaking Japanese then?
Not an argument. Your inability to form proper sentences in English does not allow you avoid the statement.

>And why do you call me a shitposter,when I just posted Sanae and then saku-anon said this shit
>>>>21526057
>And when I posted the pictures of Sanae then why do anons started to attack me?
Because this is not a Sanae thread, this is a Sakuya thread. If you are unable to read then power to you for finding the wrong thread.
Now going back to your statement about /jp/ speaking Japanese, the answer is simple and ties into the message moot wrote stating that 4chan is not to be a copy of 2ch and was not the intended purpose. For you to ask why /jp/ isn't speaking Japanese is not only retarded but it is not stated anywhere when /jp/ was created. It not initially made to house Japanese content as it functioned as a containment board for all of the off topic things like the constant Touhou Hijacks that plagued /a/ in that time. Last time I checked, the only standing rule regarding language has to do with English being the only acceptable language on the site since posters would link to illegal content in different languages. Japanese was not directly included in this because next to nobody spoke it, let alone understood it efficiently.

>And look how you react you feel so offended that I called your shit maid a slut, and you're telling me to stop posting on /jp/ and go back to my own board
So you agree to being a crossboarder.
I feel no need to justify the claim widely supported that you are not welcome here. Get off of /jp/.

Sanae is the slut of /jp/ and the Touhou Franchise as it had been for years on end. She will be referred to anything from Sanae to Slutnae with anything inbetween. What you see now is the board keeping to tradition as one of the common shitposts still carried along on the board with those now returning. You are nothing short of a fool to think that more than a small handful of the original audience from years back still browses /jp/. The general population here on /jp/ is new and they too know of the slut meme and they follow it. It started as a shitpost and it still is a shitpost. I remember one post vaguely talking about passing on the customs of /jp/ to the new posters because the "oldfags" aren't the majority. At best, they show up every once in a while if they aren't shitposting as well.

>so offended
You want me to respond to this and I know you're baiting with retarded statements.

>Aren't you're a double standard bastard
>Anon-kun?
No, you're just genuinely stupid Mr. ESL. Go back to >>>/bant/ where you belong and take your off topic posts and spam back with you.

That's your final (you). Leave the board.

>>21529153
He wont anon. People dont learn how to lurk anymore

>>21529142
Well, if I make a Sanae thread it's Sanae thread not a slut thread,
And I'm giving the taste of your own medicine of your so called "tradition" why do people are calling Sanae a slut? It's because maidfags are still seething and the new people adopt this butthurt and follow the same path,

Yes, I can feel your maid ass are burning like a napalm, and your butthurt made you write this essay.

So take a taste of your medicine called slutposting
When I'm trying to say Sakuya I'm ending up saying Slutkuya because this is what your favourite 2hoe is
a maid slut.

Jealous that she gets to be close to Remilia

>>21529455
You wanted a response and you received it.
You can't change /jp/ tradition.

>>21529455
You also lack the evidence to support the claim that Sakuyaposters started it. You state Sanae being playable began the slutposting from Sakuyafags which nothing suggests other than you and other Sanaefags being angry.

Take a chill pill and know that both are playable characters, even if theyre in seperate games

>>21529513
You can try and tell them that but Sanaefags will always be angry at nothing.

This is what Slutnae fags get off to? Disgusting.

Please stop taking the Sanae and Sakuya rivalry seriously, it was just nonsensical posting and was never meant to be taken as something seriously.

>>21529537
it looks horrible even in a screencap

>>21525954
nice

kusaya

>>21528617
Ahaha, that's what you bakas on /bant/ think? Hell fucking no. Sanae being a slug is something that already started with MoF because girl from the outside world automatically means enjo kosai. Sumi have something similar but not to Sanae's degree.

I like the smell of burning maidfags in the morning.

Die maid slut.

>>21525936
Maido

Boards too fast right now.

>>21525954
>wanna see me do it again?

>>21530796
Wasn't it SA where the ditzy JK slut setting kicked into gear? MoF Sanny was almost regal.

I just want to sniff her putrid, unwashed cunny so badly. Is that too much to ask?

>>21531522
Just8ce bro r u serious???*
>>21536410

>>21536410
smelly feets!

>>21536410
Yes because Sakuya practices good hygiene.
Sakuya smells nice and she is very clean. What you are asking for is on par with that of a reasonably filthy Youkai.

>>21536481
Sakuya has bad genital hygiene due to overwashing herself down there. The elegant meido's mom didn't teach her daughter that it's possible to do that. That's why her snatch has a strong and unique scent of yeast infection.

Don't mind me, just cleaning off the disgusting crap that was posted here earlier.

So we're not allowed to appreciate Sakuya's genital smells in the Sakuya thread, but Sanaefags are allowed to wreck havoc here...

>>21536844
How much credit do you get for that?

>>21536844
I want to help Sakuya clean Koumakan! Being slow and clumsy! Getting scolded by Sakuya!

>>21537218
This sounds fun. Anon obviously can't hold a candle to Sakuya because no timestop powers and the massive experience gap, but that won't stop them from trying as hard as possible to alleviate Sakuya's workload even by just a tiny bit.

Sanaeslutposters must die

>>21537474
Stop underestimating your ability. You faggots always do that.
If you have no pride in your work then you may as well not bother. A worker that takes no pride in his best ability is infinitely worse than someone with no ability.
Work hard, take pride in your ability and you'll get more done than you think. Even if you aren't as good, you will be acknowledged for your effort.

>>21539570
Who said anything about not having pride in what we can do? It's a simple acknowledgement that Sakuya is basically the goddess of housework and that if you were to evaluate against her, anon wouldn't stand a chance. But that's still no reason not to give it your best effort and do a good job with what you can do.

The entire premise is lightening her workload. You can't do that without at least some degree of competence. The only question is to what degree that's physically possible, on account of time stop.

>>21539570
I'd rather just ditch work, go hang out with Koakuma in the library, convince her to ditch work too and pound her kunny while Sakuya and Patchouli are angrily looking for us.

>>21539632
Delinquent.

>>21539632
Congratulations, you have the same emotional maturity and capacity for independent thought as a fairy.

>>21539679
What's she gonna do about it? Deny sweets and tea from me for the rest of the day?

>>21539712
Dude, Meilong already escorted you out by thet point.

>>21539712
Well, being denied Sakuya's tea and sweets must be devastating.

>>21539712
Make you go down on her dirty, filthy, unwashed, unkempt, yeast-infected, heavy-period-ravaged, putrid smelling, well-done-beef-curtained mess of a vagina.

>>21539820
Hot. How's that even a punishment though?

>>21539763
She wouldn't do that. The weak in the SDM stick together and help each other skip work.
>>21539806
But getting to take Koakuma on the chu chu train to pound town must be bliss.

>>21539868
Good. Now all of you are getting fired.

>>21539872
It's super rude of them to fire us just because we're lazy and incompetent...

>>21539896
Don't work and you don't eat.
Don't work and you're fired.

>>21525936
Remember when there was a password field?
Kanji counts too you know.

>>21539908
The fairymaids are notoriously bad workers, but they never get fired though.

>>21542865
Maybe they get ground up to dinner, and new fairies from the lake are hired the next day.

>Sakuya

More like Sanai rip-off

>>21542902
Sakuya maintains her youth by drinking their pee.

>>21543536
Fairies don't pee. -__-

>>21544795
They do though.

>>21544802
Fuck off diaperfag.

what happened to this thread?

>>21542865
Sakuya does most of the cleaning anyways, so fairymaids don't really have much to do

>>21545314
Then it's not fair of them to fire me, Koakuma or Meiling due to incompetence if they get to keep their jobs.

>>21545327
Meiling is the gatekeeper and the SDM never gets regular visitors outside of Marisa and Reimu and those of that caliber. And even they are somewhat allowed with the exception of Alice for some reason.
Koakuma assists Patchouli and does pretty much everything that is asked of her by Patchouli.
Meiling might not do much but she doesn't have to because nobody is even going to bother to go there with Youkai roaming around as enough of a thread and the SDM in general being a much greater threat.
Koakuma does her job just fine and the only time she isn't needed is when Sakuya brings Patchouli her tea.

>>21545327
But as >>21545522 said Koakuma does most of the things (If not everything) that Patchy tells her to do
And Meiling isn't really incompetent? She is a pretty good guard and the only case you could make to call her incompetent is the fact that she naps at midday, but other than that, she also doesn't have much to do

>>21544984
someone got very autistic

>>21544984
I'm getting it back on top

>>21548169
Alright!
From the top!
1, 2!
1, 2, 3, 4!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjpQ8KVHzog

After knowing that Sakuya is just a ripoff from Nudge from the Sarai manga, I can never look at Sakuya the same again.

I like Sakuya Izayoi

>>21544984
We must solve this mystery.

>>21544984
Sakuya is sick! I'm going to stay with her all day (I would anyway), make her some warm tea, help her feel comfy and hold her hand, until she feels better! Get well, Sakyuun!

>>21550534
Some get better if you give them space.

I doubt many will get sick at the SDM to begin with. Can Fairies even catch colds? A majority of them tend to be outside.

A real man sticks with his waifu through thick and thin.
A true /jp/sie sticks to his favorite touhou through thick and thin.

This sounds fun

>>21544984
Who will do the chores if the maid gets sick?

>>21560190
/jp/.

>>21560190
Remi will try to but end up failing miserably, creating more work for Sakuya after she gets better! I guess it's the thought that counts

>>21562271
I don't think Remimi will fail but she won't do as good a job. Then again, it's the thought that counts.
When someone rather influential is absent even for a day, everyone wonders and sometimes pitches in on whatever it might be.

>>21525936
Sakuya in all fields!

>>21542865
Do fairies even get paid? I imagine they get robbed just for going to the village because they’re fairies and are known for mischief.

What would you do if you had Sakuya's ability to stop time?
Time abilities really do come in handy.

>>21571863
Stop time to carry a sleeping Remimi to bed so as not to wake her up

>>21571888
Wouldn't that be difficult though?
Even if no time passes and you magically end up in another location, your body will react to the change and you might wake up as a result.
You have to be very tired or a heavy sleeper to stay asleep after changing locations in such little notice.

>>21525936
Sakuya

is Sakuya the character that inspired the " killer maid " in Otaku culture ot did it already existed before?

>>21575242
I don't know that much- when did it start?
I can't tell much from personal account but I don't see much Touhou influence outside of fanworks. I don't recall any other franchise making a call to Touhou. I mean, EoSD was probably iconic for a while so it can't be something that people skipped out on.

>>21575226
Sakuya!

>>21580470
brutal.
Sakuya can kill you literally and figuratively. It only makes me wonder if Remimi has a sharp tongue for insults.

test

>>21587904
I like this. Are there any other Touhou dress design mapping images?

>>21587904
whoa this is cool can you post more like this? i draw so this is useful

Sakuya

>>21593919
Sakuya!

I think Sakuya would make a great mom

>>21594908
Wow, can't believe I didn't realize I didn't post it

>>21595303
I remember this and there being a thread dedicated to it.
Anyways, on a second note, you should have named it Anon instead of Adam since it's /jp/.

>Mexico
Dropped.

>>21593979
<span class="sjis"> S A K U Y A ![/spoiler]

>>21595416
SSS A K K U U Y Y A !!
S A A K K U U Y Y A A !!
SSS A A A KK U U Y A A A !!
S A A K K U U Y A A
SSS A A K K UUUUU Y A A !!

>>21595303
Which gayme is that?

>>21563740
What does the right bubble say?

>>21596380
what were you attempting to do

>>21607539
I was trying to write sakuya in block letters but I fudged up the formatting.

>>21599989
EraTW

>>21595303
Sakumom

>>21526395
Every /jp/ posters are responsible for slutposting. It's not exclusively Sakuya fans' doing. Lurk more.

Za Warudo Maid is best 2hu. You can't convince me otherwise.

>>21622466
smelly vag