/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>>21507076
>Fox pits!
I'd lick em

I like the brown version of that pic a little better, though I appreciate the artists wisdom in creating both.

>>21507145
I wonder what she thinks her husband tastes like.

getting jiggy with a witch

>>21507145
Doesn't look like a lot of wiggle room for a husband in there.
Young sandworms must have difficulties.

>>21507166
You stop that.

>>21507134
Why do flatties and browns go so well together?

>>21507174
Oh there's a lot of room alright.

This is the ideal female body.

>>21507187
despite her looks I bet she is rather gentle in her snu snu application

OLD snakes!

>>21507180

>>21507031
I agree, but that might be a controversial opinion.

remember kids, a harem of sandworms is known as a neighborhood

>>21507230
THE SPICE MUST FLOW!!!

>>21507206
age is just a number, anon

>>21507187
this one as well.

>>21507182
browns are superior for everything

>>21507275
They're very inviting hips. I'd like to rest my hands on them.

>>21507275
Not enough thickness and muscle and snu snu looks to be even close to the orc I posted before.

>>21507275
>cant snu snu
nah m8

>>21507275
One thing I've wondered for a while. The profile made it seem like Demons just spring contracts on men, but if it's equivalent to a marriage proposal, surely it would be kinda serious, wouldn't it? Would some demons at least wait to get to know you first, to be sure you're the one, before breaking out the ink and paper? Did I just misunderstand the profile entirely?

>>21507345
>The profile made it seem like Demons just spring contracts on men

Please specify the exact line in profile that made you think like that.

>>21507345
>Would some demons at least wait to get to know you first, to be sure you're the one
She was probably stalking you for months or years, in public and your most private moments. She knows your fetishes inside and out and is prepared to fulfill your every desire, and all you have to do is sign at the dotted line

How would a mg react if she tried to rape you and you went all fan boy on her?
>>WOW your a ninja right? You're so cool!

>>21507387
Probably get too flustered to rape you and come back some other time in a bad disguise. If you play along then she rapes you and pulls off her mask to show who she really is, if not well then she comes back with a better disguise till you can't tell it's her anymore

Every shota adventurer's dream

>>21507374
I'll preface this by saying I realize my mistake now and I'm sorry for misremembering, but I'll at least show you how I ended up at that conclusion, even if it is misguided:

> If they whisper alluring words into a man's ears, whether he likes it or not, it will induce a vision of the days of pleasure that could be. In spite of their wicked and oppressive appearance, once a man copulates with a demon, the sweet pleasure that exists solely to corrupt humans will guide him further along the path. Once a man has walked along the path to corruption, a demon will propose a "pact" that mainly says "for offering everything to me, I promise you eternal pleasure."

For some reason upon first reading it I guess I took that to mean that all the steps in that process happen at once, one right after the other. Obviously upon rereading it that's certainly not necessarily the case. I apologize.

>>21507375
I'm scared and aroused.

>>21507415
>sorcerer
I prefer cleric with just enough strength to run some armour pieces. Also all travelling companions would be of the bovine persuasion

>>21507166
I read that as get jiggly

>>21507257
Especially since the biggest girl is the youngest.

>>21507415
why is it always a shota,also he looks taller than the elves from that perspective

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Intsead, remember that small monsters make it possible to have more of them in your bed than bigger monsters!

>>21507516
yeah but a big enough girl can BE the bed

>>21507547
A bunyip is essentially an extended loveseat

>>21507560
so what is a centaur equivalent to in furniture terms?

>tfw no office lady blue oni gf to massage when she gets home from work

>>21507547
She needs a bed too though, the floor is not comfy.

>>21507600

>>21507614
>>tfw you're the childhood friend of the oni pair
>>you try to catch their mistakes
>>woops

I wanna be balls deep in a cheshire cat right now

What's your favorite monster girl species ?

>>21507626
All of them.

It's a three-way tie between sandworm, jabberwock, and cheshire cat.

https://i.imgur.com/ijnf5rv.gif

>>21507626
Kakuen

>>21507623
I just want to be snuggled up with one in bed.

>>21507375
Based succubus lineage.

>>21507633
>niggershit

>>21507645
I wanna be teased by her so bad

>>21507645
When you're too tired to deal with her antics so you just collapse on top of her with an "I love you"

>when a dark mage gets called a "titcow" and takes the "cow" part too literally

>>21507665
>Too literally?
You wut? Not only is that not possible, she's not even visibly lactating so you know she isn't doing it all the way.

>>21507648
Don't japs used darker japanese men in doujins all the time? I hope it's that and not a nig though

>>21507689
>>21507648
Mari's husband has really tanned skin I think.

>>21507648
>he doesn't know about universal tan.
They choose this color because it could be any skin color under the right lighting.

>>21507714
It stops working when adjacent to any normal skin tone though. As depicted.

>>21507730
>normal skin tone
90% of anime girls are abnormally pale, and lilims are nearly albino.

>>21507742
Have you tried leaving Florida for any period of time?

>>21507753
Louisiana but whatever. You know i'm right about Lilims being unusually pale.

She's driving me batty

Lolims

>>21507774
Use a tooth brush on her head! It's super effective!

>>21507777
That is an epic hat there.

>>21507689
>cucking is okay as long as it from the japanese
Just can't keep that retardation in, can you pol-kun?

>Are you the new hire? Right this way please.

>>21507802
I was just looking for the bathroom...

A lazy but tough honey bear girl and a fast trash talking breegull girl.

>>21507802
This is sad.

>>21507777
sauce on that?

>>21507819
Yes, we're all heard the news.

>>21507819
>>21507826
I know nothing.

https://exhentai.org/g/1426626/337f37f377/

>>21507819
The Cheshire Cat of harpies.

>>21507836
>Almost get to dick the hot mom
>Daughter barges in and mom leaves

>>21507626
Kejourou

>>21507182
How indeed

>>21507835
The protagonists of two pieces of electronic entertainment from 1998 and 200 that appeared on hardware developed by a well known Japanese company will make an appearance in Outstanding Wreck Kins as controllable characters.

Oh, and Banjo is in Smash Bros.

>>21507848
I promised myself I wouldn't cry

>>21507182
>>21507842
Flatties are just best in general. Their hips and butts don't lie either.

>>21507878
Long live the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

Ayy /mgt/ if you've got any simple monster girl prompts/ideas please post.

>>21507914
Kakuen sitting on the shoulders of a meditating monk.

>>21507914
Mofu as cotton candy

>>21507914
Lamia dangling from the ceiling curving upward to stare face to face at someone who just noticed her

>>21507914
Happy excited Kobold.

lizards!

>>21507914
A Paladin devoted to the Order monsterizes his human childhood friend who was dying from some unknown disease because he knew monsterization cures any diseases. After that he turns himself in, thinking he committed a great sin, but said childhood friend breaks in to prison and kidnaps him, all the while berating how thick-headed he is

>>21507914
Jubjub sitting on her hubbies cock as he works at the office.

>>21507914

A Jurou-gumo/Arachne taking care of her Ittan-momen daughters.

>>21507935
What does he monsterise her into?

>>21507471
she needs a husband asap

>>21507945
Ain't nobody in the graveyard but old Igor.

>>21507796

>>21507944
A kejourou. Literally no one even notices but he rats himself out.

>>21507914
anon kidnapping fairies and stuffing them into his pants

>>21507956
What hair colour?

>>21507944
I didn't really think about that, but I guess any speices strong enough to break into prison would do it like Dragon or Hellhound

>>21507914
Lich documenting her experiments that went wrong (and they went very sexual)

>>21507962
I'm a fan of silky black for Kej, but whatever her natural hair color was.

>>21507802
Nice tail

>>21507963
Makes sense. Gotta a lot of options that could break him out indirectly as well.

>>21507969
Silky black is respectable. I myself would like to see a blonde or red head kejourou, but the classic is always good.

>>21507989
That's sexual harrassment. She approves.

Cumming all over a beargirl's body, but then she looks at you in annoyance, before demanding why you wasted your shot all over her abs when she wanted it inside.

>>21507996
I'm all about sexually harassing thick tails

Oh no! While you were on your great journey to become the very best like no one ever was you accidentally broke Sahu-chan's bike! How will you ever repay her?

>>21507910
That’s a cute dormouse! I want to have one of them hanging off each my arms and legs begging me to cuddle with them!

>>21507969
Black is always the tried-and-true color choice for a Kejourou's hair. A nice brown/dark brown is nice too.

>>21507993
Well you have Barbariccia from FFIV as an example of a blond Kej. Not sure about a Redhead though. That would be interesting.

>>21507802
Interviews must be kinda strange.
>Ah yes, hello Anon. Sit down. I've been very exited for you to start working here, I'll think you'll fit right in
>"Hello, yeah this place looks really nice to work at"
>Well, just as an ice breaker, are you single? Got anyone special in your life
>"Uh... not really, how so?"
>Oh no reason at all. Anyhow, I think you'll be a great fit for our company, please just singe the contract.
>"But I haven't even told you my credentials"
>Oh, no need. I already know everything I need to, please sign your contract so you can start working here
>"...right"
>"I'm just gonna take a moment to read through this, okay?"
>Sweating_demon.png

>>21507914
Genie fulfilling wishes to a beggar who found their lamp

Guh-huh!

>>21508004
Give her enough power to grow a thicker, stronger tail so she becomes a mighty swimmer.

>>21508004
Ignore her because she's getting cut from the series later this year.

>>21508012
>Mr. Anon sir, what will your pleasure be?
>HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!

>>21508020
NANI

>>21508012
Would he wish for something stupid or something way to big?
Which is the same thing come to think of it.

>>21507777
If powerful monsters have low fertility, how long do you think my lilim wife and I will have to keep fucking for to get daughteru lilims like these cuties?

>>21508012
Their malicious disposition has interesting applications.

>>21507922

>>21508040
I was imagining her facing the other way but this is much more bothersome. Well done.

>>21508023
I wounder how a Genie would interpret "I want to impregnate every monster girl"

>>21508012
If I come across any story about beggar and 3 wishes all I can think about is Planescape: Torment

>>21508029
Could always start small and work his way up to something she doesn't approve of like wishing to marry someone other than her

>>21508047
I still haven't played that...

Worse than Matangos.

The shorter a Hellhound is, the more aggressive she is.

>>21507993
>>21508006
I always think of brown and black for class, blonde for sexual appeal, and red for that childhood-friend feeling. Dunno how those associations came to be.

>>21508045
That's why you're not getting the wish.

>>21508060
That works with pretty much everything, the smaller it is the more aggressive it is, that's why breast envy is a thing and why Baphomets are so aggressive.

Getting tongue raped by a toad during incredibly noisy hot sticky sex

>>21507415
Should've went Psionic Fighter or Adventurer class. He could either PSI Hypnosis and have his way with them, or spam Deku Nuts and thrust into them over and over.

>>21507275
You dare attempt to impress my queen with such meager, pathetic image resolution?

>>21507764
They're thematically albino and still have darker skin than me.

>>21508174
I wanna eat out her pussy before licking her tummy and finishing it all off by sucking her perky and perfect tits.

What happens when you refuse her advances for long enough? Does she break and just forcefully swallow you to fuck you for aeons from the inside?

>>21507633
>MGE hates thots and whores
>Everyone on these threads hate thots and whores
>Yet accept Mari, a thot and whore
I dont understand, never did. Why?

>>21507764
A fellow brother from god's own country.

>>21508295
>>21508284
Fuck off retard.

>>21508283
Nah, she's been fucking you the entire time from the inside, anon. Every single meal you ate, anything you've drank, any surface you touched, air you breathed, etc has contained microscopic particulates of her.
She's just been keeping the ruse up long enough for the infestation to reach critical mass so she can directly manipulate your CNS.

https://youtu.be/XYwzVCIXX2o
The urge to cross the seas on a turtlegirls back has returned

>>21508284
>everyone
I don't mind 2d sluts as fap fuel, it's not like they're my waifu or anything.
And please don't use thot again, it makes you look like a low iq normalfag from twitter.

Fuck sex, I'd pay MGs to occupy my bed just so I can get some god forsaken sleep.

I'd probably be allergic to all the nice stuff like weresheep wool and fluffy tails anyway.

>>21508446
>A.T.M
What? Regardless, I want to make that sleepy elf my woman.

>>21508446
What’s the sauce on this?

>>21508460
Ass To Mouth.
One of the elves threw in anal and mommy elf said she'd do everything they said they'd do for free so she added A.T.M. ontop of it all.

>>21508521
>ass to mouth
No thanks, just swap that out with some ball worship or whatever and I'll take Ms. Gloomy up on her offer.

>>21508529
Not sure why you'd pass up having your dick cleaned plus oral for free after being balls deep in someones anal cavity but whatever floats your boat I guess.
>>21508517
>not recognizing dungeon meshi

>>21508542
Cleaning it normally is probably a lot better and not as weird.

>>21508552
Well you'd be doing that anyway after the fact the point is you're getting the worst of it off plus getting blown/sucked right after nutting which is about as close as you can get to heaven.
It's not like you're the one doing the clean up operation why do you care where it's been considering it was just there surrounded and balls deep in it not half a second ago. How does the act go from being buried to the hilt in ass and being okay with it to having it cleaned off for you and getting blown so you don't sit there for a longer period of time with possible shit on/in your dick and not being okay with that?
It's an odd thing to make a big deal about I know but I just never got the mentality of "I'm going to bury my dick repeatedly where shit comes out knowing full well that's what this orifices does but I'm not going to be okay with oral sex and having it cleaned for me right away so I don't have to sit with shit particles on it that could give me a uti." Its basically an instant escalation of filthy and maintains that level right up till the end where it gets progressively cleaner plus it feels good till you're all good and ready for more but that final leg is what you're getting twisted over.
Maybe if I was an analfag I'd see it or something.

>>21508579
Delete your post and then kill yourself.

>>21508593
Nah. Shits utterly fucked and I want a justification for why having your dick buried to the hilt in a place shit is manufactured and comes out of pings a 0-1 on the Not Disgusting/Disgusting 0-10 Chart here but having your dick instantly cleaned of said shit plus sexually pleasured at the same time reducing possible bacterial infections somehow hits a solid 10 and THATS where the lines drawn. Not the point where you go sticking your dick in a shit factory in the first place no no that's a-okay but having it cleaned for you plus bonus pleasure that feels amazing after that precious fact is somehow the point where shits gone too far.

>>21508608
Fuck off autist. Nobody wants your fucking paragraphs on literal shit you absolute nigger faggot.

>>21508622
Not till you justify why fucking a hole that contains shit is okay with you but having said shit removed from your dick for you is somehow the worst of the 2 occurences.

>>21508631
>>>/out/
Take your autistic ramblings elsewhere you annoying fuck

>>21508542
>>21508579
>>21508608
>>21508631
Scat faggots go back to /trash/ where you belong.

>>21508631
Not him but I don’t want the shit going in my partners mouth. They wouldn’t enjoy that, and by extension, neither would I. I just want my partner and i to both be happy.

>>21508631
Not him but I just find anything related to anal distasteful. Why fuck it at the first place??? It's literally right next to the organ where you are supposed to fuck, and you just had to shove it up the wrong hole???? Absolutely ludicrous.

>>21508659
Loli anus is great

Vampires are spoilt for choice when it comes to media variety

>>21508427
Exactly this.

>>21508385
You see my friends, in Grimoire you can ride a turtle.

>>21508385
She would need a better name then booskaboo

>>21508064
Lewd the shroom!

>>21508775
She looks like she's tripping balls. I want some of her.

Lewd the shroom!

>>21508777
I did not mess up and accidentally link another post and then deleted that post anon. What are you talking about?

>>21508782
Silence and provide me my psychedelics!

>>21508215
That's a good way to worship demons

I still want a pure succubus

>>21508785
Getting high in MGE or MGC sounds both like a really stupid yet fun thing to do.

>>21508790
Just like real life.

>>21508785
>>21508790
>>21508794
DUDE WEED LMAOOOOOOOO DUDE I LOVE GETTING HIGH RIGHT LMAOOOOOO

>>21508799
What's your problem, fren?

It sure is weekend.

>>21508778
Silly hat

>>21508778
>Lewd the cute girl that absolutely looks like she is gonna mana blast someone in the face.
Nope my wish didn't involve ME getting shot in the face, but that is pretty close to it. I'm good. Call me when either her bad trip or mana runs down. It has to be at least one of those. That cutie looks straight gangsta, yo.

>>21508802
>dude weed lmaooooo xddddddddddd
Fuck off redditor

>>21508803
It's Wednesday! The day named after Wotan, alias Odin. Odin is a wise god and knows that you can enjoy a little Frost Giant pussy every now and then.

>>21508816
I just realized I mean to say summer but I already messed up, so fuck it.

>>21508812
Your behavior makes no sense.

>>21508778

Fuck Hellhounds.

>>21508802
>>21508825
Skip him, remember to keep the rotation going.

>>21508810
>Call me when either her bad trip or mana runs down.
If she runs out of mana then you have to fill her up again.

>>21508828
What is happening here?

>>21508825
Drug addicts are undesirable annoyances. Take your faggotry elsewhere and OD as soon as possible.

>>21508841
Anon you're acting very strangely.

>>21508837
Okay. I better hold her and calm her down first. Take her to lunch, hold her hand. But if she flips out Crackerbarrel again they are going to ban us, anon.
>>21508841
>weed, addiction, OD
You should chill out on licking the mushroom girl for bit. I know it is tempting, but give it a try.

>>21508866
Kill yourself redditor.

>>21508871
Do you want to talk?

>>21508871
What was that? Did you say that you want EXTRA TENTACLES?

>>21508839
It looks like a normal Wed. morning to me.

I see some quality postings going on here

>>21508853
[Football Failure Intensifies]

>>21508921
I just wanted to post a picture of a cute mushroom girl.

>>21508940

>>21508940
You succeeded dude. She is a cutie.

>>21508921
I want to take a loli cheshire out of wonderland and give her lots of catnip so she keeps trying to teleport and become invisible.

>>21508921
Gonna spoil a loli cheshire with sweets and vidya.

>tfw no "strict order paladin who recently became a succubus" wife
>Still retains most of her strict personality
>very traditional
>demands that I provide for the family like a proper husband
>wants at least 8 kids(for now)
>mindblowing sex

>>21508992
Is it true that if a Succuknight tightens her abs while you're inside you cum on the spot?

>>21509007
A master in bed and swordsmanship

>>21509076
>When you ask your ochi what the 'bedroom arts' means.

>>21509088
>She immediately drops her kimono

>>21509093
Gonna see those abs, scars, and massive tier tits.

>>21509007
> while you're inside you
I know incubuses get bigger dicks but this is approaching d-tier

>>21509082
What a cute little oni, would become onii-chan for her

>>21509082
Got to watch out for her big sisters. They're huge!

>>21509097
Don't forget wide hips

>>21509144
I mean, that's a given.

loli vamps are very lewd

>>21508841
>>21508871
>>21508812
Oh hey, I remember shitting on you a few weeks ago.
Your a sad sack of shit and should probably lighten up. This setting is full of unique ways to enhance sex with items like Sticky Mushrooms and Bachus Wine. Remember when I called you a prude who probably wouldn't even eat Intoxication Fruit? You've lived up to all expectations.

I want a shortstack with a HUUUUGE ass. Something sassy and confident.

>>21509311
Sounds like you need a nekomata.

>>21509315
Does she make Cheshires ‘tch!’ in jealousy at her superior rumpness?
I haven’t read nekomata’s profile in a while actually.

>>21509324
Yes.
And she ain't sitting in your lap till its on her terms.

This artist sure likes his spats.

>>21509205
lolibaba vamps are even lewder

>>21507076
What about them?

>>21507298
Wish KC's Ogres looked more like this.
His oni too.

I wonder if it'd feel good, if when balls deep in your monster girl waifu's mouth, she tried to swallow your dick. Like imagine the tongue pushing up against the base of your dick and then her throat tightening up against the head every time she does it. I want a sandworm to do this to my dick.

>>21507777
Got any sauce for those quads?

>>21509625
An Akaname would be good at that too.

>>21509639
Some of the body is okay, but holy shit that face

>>21509662
mucus toad

>>21507960
Does Fairyland have customs office? How hard it would be to smuggle fairies in your pants? Is it really a fairynapping if you promise candy and showing the world to them?

Anon smuggling budgie girls in budgie smugglers.

>>21509745
In whats?

>>21509729
anon never made it to customs with handfuls of fairies bullying his penis

>>21508906
how's the weather in Wonderland?

New girl based around bodypainting or alternatively which of current girls would be into bodypainting and walking around "clothed"? Emperor's new clothes but with lewd twist.

>>21509828
Literally night gaunt.

>>21509828
The Night Gaunt is heavily based around having a liquid latex bodysuit and you using your slime to paint her body and grope her. There are also girls like the Gazer and (probably the slime carrier) that wear their slime like body paint.

>>21507076
Fox navel!

>>21509843
I forgot how pretty and sexy nightgaunt looks, damn. Very cool body, even if half of it is husband.

I want to worship the glamorous Pharaoh’s feet and legs! I shall be the royal leg kisser!

>>21509897
Silky smooth, perfectly bronzed, slender yet thick and immaculately spotless- the Pharaoh’s legs are her true strength

>>21509891
More than half. She is pretty much just a white skinned Succubus with gargoyle like feet in a latex suit.

>>21509870
tummies are treasures

>>21509897
I want to worship her huge tits.

>>21509639
That fucking nose

>>21509949
Pharaoh has many amazing unbeatable parts! So does Apophis though. It’s just that both pharaoh and Apophis can have huge ginormous tits, but only pharaoh can have luscious legs and cute feet.

>>21509949
I want to have a platonic relationship with a Pharaoh and Apophis.

>>21507824
>>21509658
https://i.imgur.com/kohk19v.png

>>21509968
>https://i.imgur.com/kohk19v.png
Thanks, Anon.

>>21509965
Why would someone do that?

>>21509980
Why wouldn't I do that?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75194950

>>21510017
That poor Vampire just keeps on getting cucked.

>>21509968
>having three lilim wives
>lolis at that
What a hero

>>21509968
I see she's following her mothers' path

>>21510102
Remember when lilims were ultra mega rare? Me neither at this point.

>>21510110
their aren't that many OClims. Its just the people who love them have severe autism and just vomit their lim everywhere.

>>21510117
The owners of them rarely ever talk about them with maybe the exception of Losenis. Most of the time it's regular anons bringing them up because they know OClims cause a shit storm more often than not.

>>21509897
Good man. Those legs inspires loyalty

>>21509475
Spats are great on all girls. That's why I'm trying to get as many wife pictures of her spats as possible.

Please remember that Cat-fishing nee-chans, momsters and CCs by taking shota potions is punishable via marriage and impregnation.

>>21510177
>thinks she's getting a shota
>surprise, it's a bald muscleman

>>21510177
It's the best thing to do though. You're doing a good deed since you're saving those kids from pedos and letting them experience pure childhood love.

>>21510188
Would a good maid let her unmarried mistress be kidnapped by a wannabe husband, or would she try to stop him and risk foiling the relationship?
Or would she try to take him for herself?

>>21510192
>You're doing a good deed since you're saving those kids from pedos and letting them experience pure childhood love
This. Fuck the law. Plus nothing better than having a dark-mage momsters instantly cum from your dick growing back to adult size as its inside her.

>>21510000
Its gay

>>21510192
>>21510211
>Not allowing momsters and onee-sans experience the joys of having their own shota
Evil, the lot of you

>>21510229
loli x shota > pedo x shota
Also I want to fugg an onee-san, so it's win-win (except the pedo-neesan)

>>21510235
>pedo
Back to r.eddit

>Monstergirl pickup artist
>Smug, flashy Succubus runs a website promising 'tried and true techniques that exploit loopholes within male psychology' juuuust behind a paywall
>Anyone actually desperate enough to fork over the cash gets dozens of low-quality videos of awkward, stilted flirty dialogue between the site's owner and some random guy who is obviously being paid to be there, smile, and pretend it all isn't embarrassing
>Succ's a total white-wing virgin who dyes her wings and photoshops all of her promotional photos

>>21510259
Homestuck posted this out of cowardice.

>>21510239

>>21510229
>Not letting the lolis experience pure and true love
Trust me, anon. It's for the best and keeps things balanced.

>>21510259
Are you saying being nice to the boy and nervously asking him out doesn't work...?

>>21510260
Could you rephrase that in English?

>>21510273
And on the list of words you had to look up in the "b" section of a dictionary to not fuck up online looking like a big cocked up sociopath we have da da da da .....!

>>21510282
No Domon, you'll read it as is.
>>21510299

>>21510281
It does, assuming he’s into that and isn’t the sort who just wants something like a hellhound to pin him to a wall and rape him on the spot.

>>21510291
Homestuck posted this out of sexual frustration.

>>21510281
Might be worth trying if you're a loser without thirty bucks to spend on the REAL shit.

Oh, it’s the random sentence bot again.

>>21510229
I am perfectly willing to take a shota potion every so often. She just should be prepared to get Shotadommed some times.

>>21509980
Being the wingman for his bro

>>21510340
Not the same, you're a fake shota

>>21510262
>frogposting

How many 'Nooks must you see on the news,
before you start to realize what I'm saying is true?

>>21510177
what if i'm fishing for fish?

>>21510391
>tfw no frog to shlop me

I need me some more of that villainous monster-of-the-week aesthetic.

The monsters were always cuter than the senshi.

>>21507415
Sauce please. The googles (and iqdb) does nothing.

>>21510459

Title is 'An apprentice sorcerer encounters dark elves who are in heat in the forest and gets reverse raped'

Tan Snek.

So what happens if a monster girl is on the moon and assuming that the moon has a breathable atmosphere or they're inside a biodome/station.

Need more plants.

>>21510490
They evolve into a hyper/ultra/rare version of their species.

>>21510492
Alrighty then.

>>21510492
KC should release a new plant already.

>>21510281
Shy nervous kikis deserve all sorts of headpats and ear-rubs. Or feather preening, if they're more into that.

>>21510429
>There are MG schools on how to be "evil"
I bet their headmaster is a insanely strong demon or something.
Or Dullahan just to go with the "head"master pun.

>>21510562
They should just pull a transformers and have an actual robot burst through the door as a vehicle, keep the students alert.

>>21510307
Have you achieved relative awareness?

>>21510541
Shy nervous Kikis deserve to be held strongly from behind while doing the dishes and just hugged tight for the entire half hour.

Monster Girls at the beach!

>>21510600
I'd love for a centaur like that to rest her tiddies on me head, or me rest my face in her tiddies

Shycubus

I love awoos!

>>21510609
>"Please let me rape you Mr. Anon"

>>21510614
The terrifying tranny body type...

>>21510609
Do Succ wings turn black if it's under the blankets on their wedding night?

>>21510429

>Monsters-of-the-week
>The big hero vs. monster battles always happen on Sunday
>Every Sunday dozens of new monsters are created to do battle only to be defeated and retired forever because of the unwritten rule of 'The good guys only fight those kind of monsters once each'.
>Many of them have a hard time getting on in the real world because so many of them are created spontaneously and with strange themes
>Shoe-themed Monstergirl because one of the heroines was having self-esteem issues about making the track team that week
>Pachinko-themed Monstergirl because one of the heroes was struggling with a gambling fixation at the time of the battle
>Get born, have one fight, now you're single and unemployed in a world that doesn't understand you

Life for villains is rough.

>>21510142
>The owners of them rarely ever talk about them with maybe the exception of Losenis.
Most of the time I bring Victoria or Derrota up is over having a new picture of them I want to post or them already being mentioned in some form.

>>21510645
I suspect having [people] greentext about anyone but themselves is just a little worse sometimes.

>>21508866
>>weed, addiction,
Marijuana is addictive, just not chemically.

>>21510706
I don't think you know much about addiction to make a claim as retarded as that one

>>21510727
If you think that chemical addiction is the only kind then you're the retard. It's psychologically addictive. It's similar to a food addiction.

>>21510666
Dumb Esdeath ripoff.

>>21510748
Literally anything is physchologically addictive.

>>21510748

Everything is psychologically addictive, dumb-dumb.

>>21510755
stfup

>>21510765
Cry harder.

>>21510760
>>21510762
You're not proving me wrong. My point was to disprove his claim that marijuana is not addictive.

>>21510748
Internet addiction exists, guess what you're posting on right now.

>>21510619
>She inches closer toward Anon, undressing slowly, but not really confident enough to use charm magic properly
>It's fine though since her natural charms as a Succubi have already begun having their effect on Anon.
>But then she finds she's having a hard time getting part of outfit off
>Anon asking to help her makes her incredibly embarrassed.

>>21510748
>>21510768
It's incredibly disingenuous to conflate natural reward circuit based behavioral "addiction" with physiological substance addiction because in one case you are physically dependent on a substance and in the other you just enjoy when you feel good.
Virtually anything that feels good can be "psychologically addictive" because feeling good is something people like to do, idiot

>>21510768
But if everything is addictive than that's no longer an outstanding quality. It no longer matters.

>>21510786
Okay? see >>21510768

>>21510789
I don't care about any of that. I saw a wrong statement and I corrected it.

>>21510803
Your correction is equally wrong, faggot

>>21510809
Nope. It's only wrong if you start arguing semantics like a pedant.

>>21510787
It's still good stuff. Question is, would she stay this way, or would Anon help her build her confidence?

Big and smug Wendis who are proud of their home cooking

>>21510787
>Blunder aura affects anon too
>He can't get the bra hooks undone no matter how hard he tries
>Panties won't budge either, even when he's pulling down with his whole body weight
>Finally has enough and gets some scissors
>Surprisingly they don't break or cut succ by accident
>Anon carries her to the bed but it only gets worse
>Take anon multiple tries to find the right hole, constantly pulling out all the way by accident and has to find said hole again
>They have the most love-filled awkward virgin sex ever

There's something suspicious about this kraken.

>>21510813
Wrong. Everybody is a pedant arguing semantics when you openly admit you don't care what words mean like some kind of actual retard.

>>21510839
Yeah cause she's got a halloween pail in fuckin june

>>21510839
I wish there was some stories of anon getting shanghaied and forced to work on a kraken's ship as her first and only mate

>>21510839
it's part kid, wtf

>>21510860
>Kraken
>Ship
>Running a ship by yourself
>Shanghaing a person by yourself and expecting them not to jump ship the first time you're near land or at port
This is a silly kraken. She needs a quirky crew and a submarine or some kind of weird Monitor style setup.

>>21510838
>>21510834
>When they wake up, she acts very lovey-dovey toward Anon, her tail wrapped around him
>Anon consents to letting her practice her charm spells on him which did backfire a few times with results that they both found hilarious
>But when she got her spells right she really got them right.
>She slowly becomes more confident which in turn leads to better sex for the both of them.

>>21510259
I'm desperate enough that I'd probably let myself be picked up by an MG pick up artist, as long as she wasn't negging me, that just would make me sad.

>>21510920
>Submarine
I want to travel the world and explore the ocean with a reclusive mysterious kraken, 20,000 leagues under the sea style.

>>21510947
>negging
I dont know that word

>>21510955
It's when pick up artists try to get a girl interested by insulting her.

>>21510930
>"But how can we tell if your charm spells work when I'm already charmed?"
Sometimes it's important to be a saccharine retard just to keep your wife off guard.

>>21510541
>Feather preening
Seems like it'd be something of an art. I tried when I had birds and it wasn't easy.

>>21510959
Seriously?

>>21510947
That PUA shit still a thing?

>>21510960
If you're too good at it right away she'll think you're a slut and cry

>>21510979
No, they're all going their own way now.

>>21510974
Yeah. It makes about as much sense as you would think. My point is that I wouldn't want a monstergirl to do that to me. Awkward advances can be endearing in their own way, and I like the feeling of being desired but I don't want her to be mean.

>>21510979
Apparently enough for me to know about it.

>>21510920

A kraken operating an entire vessel would be a sight to behold. If she can stretch her tentacles far enough she can man the helm, adjust the sails, sweep the deck, and cook below deck all at the same time.

>>21510981
>The shy succ didn't stalk me long enough to know that I'm an alpha beta
Oh. She'll learn soon enough.

>>21511009
> Kraken with her tentacle tips constantly bandaged due to various cuts, regular burns, and rope burns
>She can DO everything at once, but she can't see herself doing it so things are hard
>Also, there was that one time she lit a teeny bit of the ship on fire
Please join her crew, she's in dire need of help!

Big awoos!

>>21511009
she can swab my poop deck

redcap is a crazy bitch

>>21511049
yanloli best loli
wanna get that hot cbt action going

Bangs-over-eyes is underrated

>>21511036
Little awoos.

>>21511060
That'd be a hell of an experience with demon silver tools.

>>21511062
Untrue, eyes are the best part to look into during sex.

Is Zipangu welcoming to foreigners?

There's no way a mamono could fit all my kinks! No way!

>>21511072

But that's exactly what makes the eye-concealing bangs so great. The bangs keep them hidden and mysterious until the perfect moment where the bangs get brushed to the side.

Brush her bangs away to look into her eyes and fluster her. Or maybe she's the type to brush them away herself to entrance you with her eyes before kissing or saying romantic things.

>>21511086
Dark Angel
>They possess the unique ability to find out about men’s sexual taste and fetishes through the act of sexual intercourse itself. They may become sadistic or masochistic, in order to match the desires of a given man.

>Hakutaku's summer vacation

>>21511062
I prefer when it's just over one eye.

>>21510289
Anubis was too good for this world. And was the best waifu in the whole series.

>>21511008
If it works it works

>>21511067
Medium awoos!

>>21511093
I bet my Haku teacher would be really happy not having to deal with me for 2 months.

>Anon is unable to sleep, and lays in bed listening to the crickets outside
>he just can't seem to get comfortable, the nighttime air both too warm and too chilly at the same time
>the autumn nights are growing longer, and therefore lonelier every time he gets like this
>anon sits up, stretches, runs a hand through his hair, and lays back down
>he sighs
>nothing for it but to wait for the day
>another day lived alone, stagnant, working under an uncaring sun
>he closes his eyes and starts counting to one thousand
>maybe in the morning something will change
>or maybe the night simply won't end, and he'll learn to like it
>as he counts 900 he hears a hum from the next room, as if in harmony with the crickets
>"Mmm-mmm-mmm, nnnn-hnnnn..."
>it's a simple tune, but vaguely familiar
>accompanied by... footsteps?
>it's not a thief, and it's not a neighbor come to tell him of an emergency
>of course not, that's silly
>surely it's the woman he loves come to join him
>it is
>she rubs her eyes as she quietly takes a seat next to anon's futon
>"Good evening, dear." she yawns. "Beautiful night, isn't it?" she says as she stretches, and anon blushes at his own rudeness
>of course anon moves over to make space for her, seeing as he has only one bed
>she takes her usual place on his left and drapes an arm over his chest, fingers gently pressing and kneading his collarbone
>just something she's always liked doing when she lays at his side
>"Yes, it is a beautiful night." anon whispers, pulling her in closer as she chuckles under her breath. "...but never as beautiful as you are, Yua."
>her name slithers out of his mouth like smoke, as though he's sighed it a thousand times
>finally he turns his head to look upon her, and she smiles in the way she does, her big, dazzling violet eyes narrowing as they shine with affection
>the moonlight makes her pale skin seem almost translucent, and radiant besides
>while her body has all of the beauty and exuberance of youth, she also has the fullness and confidence of a mature woman
>her shining black hair runs down her back and over her hips, blending with her short black gown she always wears
>there's a distinct scent of black orchid and fine, freshly shredded kizami, soaked into her clothes and skin
>It's so familiar and comforting, it's impossible not to relax and smile back
>"Hmhm." she laughs with her mouth closed, her long eyelashes forming a dark line as she closes her eyes. "Charming at all hours, my dear. I love when you flatter me so."
>she leans over so she's pressing herself against him, the fine, loose fabric of her gown doing nothing to come between her skin and his
>"This night is young." Yua whispers in his ear, so close her lips touch and send a shiver down his spine. "Why not enjoy it together with me, hm?"
>anon is still busy drinking in the sight of her, taking in how dreamlike she is, how unreal her beauty
>how lucky he was, to have her as a lover
>he'd have to show her how grateful he was
>his arms wrap around and he hooks his fingers at her collar, slowly pulling her gown down her back
>it slides away without a sound, and he very slowly moves in to kiss her
>she moves instead, much faster, and he tastes the smoke still on her lips
>again Yua laughs
>"Oh, come now dear. You act like this is our first time~"

>>21511062
>were-bat wants to know your echolocation

>>21511115
Perfect abwoos!

>>21511128
Smoke hobos are underrated.

>>21511091
How can she be both an imouto and an onee-chan at the same time?

I want to pinch a loli Kiki's nose closed and force my dick down her throat!

>>21511084
Most definitely!

>>21511144
So are girls who smoke in general. Those kiseru pipes are sexy as hell for some reason.

>>21511084
If they're willing to marry a monster or become one, depending on gender.

a had an awful dream where earth was visited by aliens, but not the kind i could have sex with

>>21511164
Smoking handjobs are hot as hell.
Also smoking doggy style.

>>21511084
Much like real-life Nippon, there are two ways in. You can either become part of the well-oiled machine and do things their way until they get used to you, or you'll meet someone who has a thing for foreigners and finds you exotic.

>>21511062
I like it when its over one eye

>>21511144
The harem stuff kills them for me.

>>21511135

>>21511206
He's hand waved Shirohebis in harems I doubt you couldn't have a monogamous Nurarihyon if you wanted it.

>>21511177
Monster smoke is assuredly less harmful, and I bet it has all sorts of fun effects on humans, too. I'd probably do it all the time.

It makes me really curious how kizami compares to our shredded tobacco. The tobacco plant originates from the Americas but now every region on earth has their own breed of it that they process differently. The American cigarette is pretty standard but there are unique specialty tobacco products in just about every country. Maybe someone else on /jp/ knows where to get good kizami.

[x]Touch reverse scale

>>21511230
Reveres the touched scale!

>>21511228
Much like the Tea-masters of Wonderland, I imagine tobacco masters are sublime craftsmonsters with expert palettes! I bet my Dear Hatter wife would look debonair smoking a long fancy cigarette from a holder!

>>21511199
>>21511096

Both are good for different but similar reasons.