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Bully the shorties!

I've been sent to a psychiatrist next week. Any of you been to a psychologist/psychiatrist? Did you mention the part monstergirls play in your life?

>>21496189
This is lewd

>>21496198
There is nothing lewd about snuggling with your pet.

4th for holsts a best.

This monster is very fat!

>>21496205
I don't think anubi are pets.

>>21496195
Dont't do it

Somewhere in the region of the first ten posts for holsts a best.

>>21496212
then why can it still fly?

>>21496206
Shameful

>>21496198
yeah that snake sure is lewd

>>21496195
he kept pushing me to take drugs,
got on klonopin, doesn't do shit for my anxiety but it makes a damn good sleeping pill.

>>21496195
>talking about monstergirls with normies

>>21496230
are you ashamed of your fetish?

Where do they get the fur for their bikinis? Perhaps they hunt their own. I wouldn't be surprised.

>>21496195
>Any of you been to a psychologist/psychiatrist?
Never have, never will.
>Did you mention the part monstergirls play in your life?
Yeah, lemme just tell them I fap to loli monster girls. I'm sure that'd go over real well.

>>21496195
Nah. Most of my time was taken up arguing moralities and views with them when they misunderstood me when I told them that suicide IS an option and they mistook that as me saying I was suicidal.
Just say something that can be easily misconstrued that when misconstrued could lead to possible harm to yourself then spend the next 4 sessions arguing over it till they admit they fucked up then use it as grounds for no longer desiring sessions with them.

>>21496219
I was too busy cooking burgers on the grill to catch the 1st post. Cut me some slack...

>>21496213
A smug Pharaoh might treat her Anubis like a pet. She can't help it if her tail wags when the queen scritches her ears and tells her she's a good girl.

Doubly so if the Anubis thinks Pharaoh will buy her a husband if she does a good job.

Used a random number gen to do some of those reqs and only managed to do 3 because I spent most of it on the Wight https://imgur.com/a/tnMD1IR

>>21496195
No, and don't talk about it.
Also, stay off teh drugs if you can. I haven't been on them but I know people who have, and the side effects are often worse than the issues they're supposed to be treating, and it takes forever to be weaned off any of them. On top of this, good luck reaching a satisfying orgasm on anti depressants if that's what he's giving you.

>>21496195
Forgot to add, anti depressants have a fun little issue in that thet make people feel MORE suicidal at first in many cases.

>>21496195
I've seen a psychologist regularly for the past several years anon. I have told her that I'm replacing having an intimate relationship with my fantasies, but I haven't given much detail past that and don't ever plan to for several ressons. I guess it really comes down to how monstergirls work for you, and how you are able to lead a semi-healthy life otherwise. Personally, I've managed to find a balance and have been feeling consistently better for a long time now. That's obviously just me, but I've been able to make it work.

It may be different with a Psychiatrist, but I haven't seen one in many years because most drugs (not just the mental health kind) give me more side effects than relief.

Have you taken the farm pill?

>>21496275
>I have told her that I'm replacing having an intimate relationship with my fantasies
Curious, how did she react to this?

>>21496193
How exactly? What is the most effective method, in your opinion?

My Dear Hatter wife has a fat Hatter Derrière!

>>21496289
Indeed I have.

Imagine being smothered on all sides my holst breasts

>>21496298
Drowning in milk!

>>21496256
Nice works, anon

>>21496289
Nothing like resting your head on a sleepy holst's tummy, having a comfy afternoon nap out in the fields.

>>21496256
Wrestling with wights looks fun.

>>21496298
>Imagine being smothered on all sides my holst breasts
I have, and it is wonderful

>>21496292
She was pretty non-judgemental, and made an effort to understand why while understanding that I didn't want to go into too much detail. The fact that I've continued to improve so much while with her means she hasn't brought it up at all either. Again, that's just my situation.

>>21496244
dont you know man its pride month. saying you like to jerk off seems tame compared to what the fags do this month.

>>21496294
You never go wrong with picking them up and treating them like kids despite being older than you

>>21496254
sounds cute.

>>21496328
Can you imagine all the sweet kisses on the top of your head as you're vision is impaired by their breasts? The lewd whispers? The hands reaching down to caress and fondle your most private parts? The giggles as they find out you've popped a boner? The comforting warmth?

>>21496218
Fat is lighter then muscle and Papilions are like the state puff marshmellow.

What's the toughest monster girl you could bully without getting bodied?

>>21496372
That’s related more to their personality

>>21496360
>The comforting warmth?
u can imagine it all, but especially this part

>>21496360
I can imagine it all, but especially this part, and add in some minos and weresheep for good measure

Would you agree to leave the world behind, and live forever in this moth's dimension in exchange for unlimited love from your wife, your daughter, and all the ones to come?

>>21496372
Sea bishop if you don't count her friends.

Is it okay to take a shota potion and bully a CC seabishop?

>>21496342
So are you an all out waifufag or just a normal monstergirl fan?

>>21496389
>Wow miss bishifish! I thought fishes were supposed to be skinny!
>How come you never got married miss bishop?
>your bra is too small miss bishop! Is it cause you’re trying to attract a man?

>>21496195
I visit both and nope, never mentioned my wife to either of them and I never will. The psychologist does want me to start seeing someone though.

>>21496394
Definitely a waifufag. I'm KDF.

>>21496195
We had a waifufag who was literally a psychologist
It’s gonna be different depending on who you see

>>21496342
Different anon but this is usually how psychologists work. They aren't trying to make you or your life better they try to make you FEEL better which can result in overall improvement mentally and in life. Being judgemental won't help them yield this they just dig a bit to make sure its not a symptom of something else like a mental illness or something.
Psychiatrists on the other hand are actively out to make you better and thus make your life better as a result. Usually through medications which can strong arm you into a more normative state of mind. Again, being judgemental won't help them with this as accepting the medication on a mental level can help it do its job so being a prick to you about your choices isn't a good move. They will still dig a bit to make sure it's not a symptom of something else.

Tl;dr both of them won't give a shit so long as you don't go into too much detail. Not because they don't care but because attacking something you like won't help you. They'll just ask basic questions because having a vivid inner life and a dead outer life is a common sign of more than a few mental disorders.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8qTTXaV4AAEGO1.jpg

>>21496399
great insults. I cant wait to use them while teasing my shotadom to her.

>>21496424
holy fuk vada

Do all Baphos lead their own Sabbath or are there some individuals not interested in any of those things?

>travel-size smoke hobo

>>21496428
>shotadom
Now I’m imagining a shotafied Anon leading his big thick Wight momster around on a leash.

>>21496445
Gonna let her and her friends NEET out in my house when I go to work.

>>21496446
Hot.

How do I tell a monster girl that I want children?

>>21496463
Whip out your junk and wave it at her!

>>21496463
You don't-she instinctively knows.

>>21496446
Thick dicked shotas are the faceless old men of Monstergirl world.

>>21496492
That's retarded at best anon

>>21496289
The one that kills fleas and ticks or the one for worms?

>>21496384
>and live forever
nah, sometimes I kind of want to die.

>>21496502
>sometimes I kind of want to die.
Yeah but only sometimes, you wouldn't want to make such a rash decision that could affect the rest of your life

What would you prefer: you going alone to MGE world or your waifu coming alone to this world?

>>21496446
shotadomming your momsters is the best.

>>21496502
You want to die because you don't have a yandere moth waifu with magical powers.

>>21496513
I don't see why would anyone want to bring monsters to this shit world.

>>21496513
Me going to my waifu's world, but with the ability to go back and forth between hers and mine portal gun style.

>>21496513
Go alone to MGE world, having her come here alone would just be cruel due to how innocent she is though I guess if your waifu is a echidna then you could just hide away and start up monster girls here

>>21496294
>short mamono reaches for thing on table that isn't too high for her to get
>grab it for her anyway
>tell her not to worry about getting things too high up, she can just ask you
>she says she's not that short
>agree with her while using as much insincere smugness you think would be needed to teach a 2 year old sarcasm
>extend these two master techniques to things that have nothing to do with size
>give her a nickname emphasizing her lack of height, make it sound sweet so she can't complain without looking like a dick
You get the notion.

>>21496519
That's cheating

>>21496445
I want to suck on her nipples before she gives me standing paizuri!

>>21496518
You don't want to share what this world has to offer with your waifu? Like literatures, movies, musics, and many more?

>>21496536
That's the ultimate dream.

What relationship advise would a hellhound mom give to her daughters?

>>21496534
>grab something she can easily reach for
>she says she doesn't need your help for that
>put it on a shelf that's just half an inch out of her reach
>"How about now?"
>walk away smugly as she tries and fails to hop up and reach it
Gonna bully all the shortstacks so bad. What are they gonna do about it, surround me and squish their massive chests against my crotch?

>>21496516
What good would machiro be during an existential crisis? When I ponder the meaning of life and the nature of existence and of purpose how would she be of any help?

>>21496573
>not grabbing a chair and watches her huge chest bounces up and down.
missed opportunity my man.

>>21496513
I'd go alone but I would try and find a way to bring the rest of you fags through because I'd feel bad if I was the only one to get his waifu.

>>21496595
You have to smug it up first by walking away, then watching from around a corner after she thinks you're gone. Plus, you might hear her talking to herself. Something along the along the lines of "I'll wipe that big, stupid smile off that big, stupid idiot's face when I have my tits wrapped around his big, stupid cock."

seeing the new doom games makes me want to fug angels and demons which is better angelic monsters or demonic ones

>>21496595
Shortstacks with disproportionately huge busts are the best.

>>21496620
Do you seriously believe anyone in here deserves it though? I know I don't.

>>21496626
Why not both? And while you're at it, flip the script. The angel is the turbo slut who is always trying to seduce you while the demon is prim and proper, trying to make sure you stay on the straight and narrow.

>>21496632
Yes, this.
>>21496621
I’m liking what I’m hearing here.
And further teasing will only make that shortstack Demon become that much more obsessed with getting back at me with her tits.

>>21496621
good points!

>>21496632
Yeap!

Did you go as far as creating your own setting, anon? Or did you just stop at your waifu's backstory?

>>21496658
My headcanon is pretty detailed in places, but I wouldn't say it's a full-on setting.

>>21496632
I want a shortstack succubus valley-girl with tits so big all her tank tops with printed words are unreadable

So after spending the whole day masturbating to nicovideo I can't stop imagining a Troll wearing these clothes and in this exact same situation
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33812492

Jesus this was way too stimulating adding the Troll factor. P'orcs are fine too

>>21496666
>Bought a shirt that says "I love husband!"
>It's all stretched out so its just a bunch of vague shapes.

>>21496658
It started about how me met, and it ended being a full setting that maybe one day I'll post if I ever stop believing people will laugh at it.

>>21496658
The setting shifts depending on what situation I'm imagining. Sometimes it's MGC and other times it a fantasy setting, but my favorite is a middle ground between the two. Medival fantasy but with magitek bringing everything up to a modern society.

https://twitter.com/mr_poritan/status/1137597911037091841

>>21496666
>succ shorstack in a megamilk shirt
perfect!

>>21496676
>stare openly at her tits
>she smiles and flips her hair
>”Like, my eyes are up here baby!”
>”Yeah bit your tits are right here”
>poke them, and she gives a happy little moan while bouncing them back and forth a bit in affirmation

>>21496676
>bought a shirt that says "My husband is this big" with a 10-inch line underneath
>it gets stretched out to more than a foot
>the shirt is actually accurate now

>>21496669
There's a huge amount of stuff on NND that can be fixed or enhanced adding monster girls

>>21496720
>”Hey sweetiemeat, what’s, like, mega milk? Is it like a special brand of milk? Like two percent? The girl at the store said this shirt is like toootes cute so I got it but I don’t know what it means, ahaha~!”
>>21496734
Mamano mana is a blessed thing. Gonna absolutely split her with my improved incubus dong!

>>21496723
So sweet.

>>21496734
This is true. >>21496734
>>21496734

>>21496734
>takes a selfie with it dropped across the top of her cleavage while she makes a peace sign
>sends it to her ‘little sis’, a newly corrupted lesser Succ
>”Lol lk @ hu-B’s huge (eggplant emoji) u gotta get a (man emoji) soon sis! (Sweat emoji sweat emoji lips emoji)”

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to not put the wrong clothes on your wife.
If she has massive tits, you don't want to put her in a too small one.
Conversely, don't put a flatty in a too big one where it just hangs on the ground.

>>21496734
>>21496774
Shortstack succubus is a super sizequeen?

>>21496780
It’s my living doll, I can dress her how I want!

>>21496651
>shortstack demon comes to give you a piece of her mind for bullying you so much
>you cut her off by picking her, flipping her upside down and eating her out
>she can't help but lock her plump thighs around your head
>you reach down with one hand and whip out your dick
>without even needing to look down, you feel your thick member get sucked into a tight, wet hole
>you then pin the demon to a wall and begin thrusting balls deep into her hot little throatpussy
>you continue this standing 69 for several minutes until you finally cum
>as your balls do everything thet can to empty their contents into her stomach, you stagger over to a table, lay her down, and slowly pull out with a wet pop
>with the way her eyes are rolled back, you figure she's not in the mood to complain about your bullying for awhle

>>21496783
I like to image all shortstacks are. Some are just more honest about it, and others just don't realize it yet.

>>21496704
Excellent.

>>21496424
Oh no! That Wight will get a cramp!

>>21496534
How would you like it if a tall, buff MG treated you the same way?

>>21496780
>come home from a long business trip to your shortstack wolfu wife wearing your clothes and touching herself on the couch
>they're way too baggy on her and the sleeves are too long, like she's a little kid
>she's so engrossed in what she's doing she doesn't even notice you come in
>other articles are strewn around the living room, from your underwear to an old jacket you wore in high school
>still she's visibly wet and panting as she sniffs the collar of your shirt and wriggles around on the sofa, grinding on the fabric
>one of the pant legs writhes and keeps moving on its own, before you realize she stuffed her tail in there
>"Unh, honey... honeyy..." she moans to herself, "...lub yew hunny..." as a tiny trickle of drool starts from the corner of her mouth
>then she perks up and sniffs the air, before turning around to face you
>her face shifts between a few expressions, most happy but some looking like she's about to howl
>she jumps off the couch and stumbles over to pounce you, pants falling around her ankles and tail wagging out of control
>you actually have to pull out of her slobbery kisses so you can breathe
>finally she calms down a little and starts to look embarassed, tail tucked between her legs
>still you go with your usual after-work routine, scoop her up and carry her off back to the bedroom, giggling
>not without snapping a few pictures, of course

Wet sahu butt

>>21496915
Fresh fish!

>>21496915
BIG sahu butt.

>>21496915
tell me more about wet sahu butt

>>21496901
i want this. I want it so bad.

>>21496931
You'll always be dining on fresh fish

>>21496936
And tail!

>>21496939
It's best applied to the lap or face for maximum effect

>>21496424
Great stuff, Vada.

>>21496939
It's soft!

>>21496515
Wrong
Trying to shotadom her but getting the tables turned and you getting dommed is the best

>>21496991
>Oh no! My veil!

>>21496991
>when she sees your megamilk shirt gift.
I am gunna make her wear it everywhere.

>>21496953
>you will never come home to a shorty wolf so horny and excited to see you she can't think straight
>panting steam, nipples poking out through her shirt, panties drenched, tail smacking on walls and knocking things off of tables
>she can't stop herself from nibbling and licking you, acting possessive
>whimpering and growling as she struggles to pull your clothes off with her clumsy, horny paws

Fight on! Fight on!

>>21497040
this is hot

>>21496513
I'd prefer going and taking everyone with me.

>>21497040
>In heat Shortstack werewolf.
Might as well call in sick tomorrow as your going to be spending the entire day breeding her.

>>21496513
going alone, i live to try new things and that's a whole new world.

>>21496991
Gonna nibble those ears and squeeze those hips. A Banshee like that, and a smolish Wisp would be my prefered wives.

Monster Girls are for friendship not lewdship

>>21497117
it is very friendly of fairies to be your dedicated cocksock

>>21497117
Sure

>>21497117
nice execution but you failed to show me that you can convince the consumer, rework that statement and hopefully your chances of getting hired for collaboration in the Loli-on-Human Rape Project funded by Lilem Co. will increase substantially

>>21497117
I doubt friendzoning one will go over that well for your pelvis

>>21496899
not him but the answer is a lot

>>21497146
what if she is one of the docile monsters that don't rape

>>21497117

>>21497178
you feel compelled to rape those types

>>21497178
Maybe she'll make you lunch or something one day and accidentally slip something in it

>>21497178
Then she gets her aggressive friend to tie you up and then she rapes you

>>21497178
Even the meekest monsters have their limits.

>>21497209
Even a Kiki or a Kobold?

Has science gone too far?

E3 had a trailer for Psychonauts 2. Would little larval Mindflayers go inside people's minds to help them with their hang-ups?

>>21497217
Is that a Kiki with a Shog symbiote

>>21496658
Right know I've only got my waifu's looks haven't gotten a full personality for her yet after that I might imagine a town or a place or something but not a different setting

>>21497217
>Shog-infested kiki
Looks like she got an upgrade

>>21497217
>To dirt, we're venom!

>>21497214
>kobold howling at the moon
>kiki cleaning the front porch too much and not going insixe
They can only stay so sad for so long. Eventually, they'll snap.

>>21497214
Eventually any monster will snap if her crush is too dense

>>21497214

I got a new sketch today! It's not 100% finished, there's some minor touches I'm sure, but I still really like how it came out, so here's a small preview of it!

>>21497222
It's a chaos kiki!

>>21497260
tits!

>this is the Demon Lord's goal

>>21497271
D'aww

>>21497252
she looks harmless

>>21497271
Yes. Eventually all monsters will be able to birth human men. I also bet the first monsters to do so for each species is going to be regarded as a celebrity.

How would a parasite slime queen work?
Would it be a massive formless blob with a human woman at the centre or a growing collection of human women abducted into a giant slime?

>>21497217
I bet she would wear a skin tight maid outfid made from the shoggy parasite.

>>21497298
I am think its one of the exceptions to the rule. The pslime seems to be that for the slime family in general.

>>21497298
did she make a grilled cheese?

>>21497315
With genuine holst-milk cheese!

>>21497319
Yes, excellent. I hope she's the good thick stuff.

>>21497321
I am sure she can move the slime in her body around to make sure she looks like the thick stuff.

Anal sex with your biological monstergirl daughteru!

>>21497319
great wife

>>21496915
Us flatties need to stick together!

>>21496213
I want to buy a former high vizier Anubis as my slave after a revolution and treat her as my pet.

>>21497375
>after a revolution
no bomb toting Bolsheviks on my watch

Take caution when trying to trim your owl wife's nails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuKkiNY4L4

>>21497377
>entire royal guard reduced to cuddle slaves after being defeated
I'd be extra gentle with mine, the captain who lost her leg and an eye in an IED ambush.I'd hold her tight and help her calm down whenever she had a nightmare about it.

>>21497360
flatty goodness

>>21497384
fun fact, the talons are perfect for snatching up and flying off with unsuspecting shotas

>>21497403
>Cast spell to make me look like a shota
>Go into the dark woods purposely looking scared and asking who's there at every branch snap
>Owl mage sees lone boy and swoops down to pick him up and "save" him
>She takes me back to her nest and I cancel the illusion
Would this be catfishing?

>>21497412
As long as you have a dick and a will to bone her, any mamano will take you. Although she might ask you to take a shota potion or you might even turn into a shota to match her preference.

Is it supposed to be sahuagin or sahagin?

>>21497419
in spelling or pronunciation?

>>21497419
sahuagin. But make sure to get it wrong when one of them is around to make them frustrated but they're too shy to say anything

>>21497397
If you rest your head on a flat girl's chest, you can hear her heart beating.

It's extremely cute.

>>21497425
Either, I guess. The original page and the English print copy use both.

>>21496565
Don't know anon, that's a hard one. No clue really, it could go ALL sorts of ways.

>>21497431
very true
>>21497432
sah-hwah-gin

Do wights wear panties or do they have noting underneath so it's easier for their husband just to push their dress aside and fuck them?

>When a Cheshire Cat pulls down your pants as a prank, but ends up with more than she bargained for.

>>21497456
Undead seem generally opposed to them. Must be a cultural thing.

>>21497462
>Succubus is on a vacation on a undead kingdom
>Goes to a clothing store
>Asks where the panties are
>She gets disgusted looks from everyone around her.

>be shota
>mom has to go do stuff with my sister, so it's just me and my dog
>gotta stay home so I just go play some video games
>suddenly, the doorbell rings
>probably those dumb cultists from the neighboring town
>instead, I open the door to be covered in the shadow of a big, pretty monster woman
>she wants to come in, claiming that she's my babysitter
>mom hasn't hired a sitter for me in years
>call her out on her lie and shut the door on her
>she persists, keeping the door from closing with her big chest
>aw crud, it's going to be one of those days again
>I quickly retreat to my room and lock the door
>I arm myself with my toys. I'm as ready as I can be to take her on
>she bursts into the room, breaking the door down. I use this opportunity to throw a yo-yo around her legs
>she doesn't trip, by she's forced to hobble until she deals with it
>I wait for her to make a move
>she attempts to grab me and pull me into her chest, but I roll out of the way
>I then grab her from behind and throw her down on the bed
>now I can use my combo
>thrust my hand into her vagina relentlessly
>keep thrusting until I hear her about to scream
>I per-emtively shouted PK FLASH

>>21497462
>Shy Anon trying to avert his gaze while blushing, as a Lich strolls past wearing nothing but a purple robe and some jewelry.

>>21497474
Cringe, never do this ever again

>>21496658
I'm creating a monster hunting guild that helps men catch their own waifu on /tg/.

>>21497478
Don't listen to him

>>21497468
I'd love to see more of this kind of quirky MG culture thing.

>Undead regards underwears as something completely uncivilized, and will treat another MG wearing it like they are barbarians
>Poor succubutt gets more and more cold shoulders just because she wanted to buy panties

>>21497491
I don't think he's wrong. I wrote it with a punchline that I'm not sure is that great.

>>21497499
>>21497468
>Underwear
>Barbaric
Aren't people buried wearing underwear? I'd think it'd be more fitting if they'd see how many colors she's wearing and take offense to that, or if she was wearing something unbecoming like sweatpants and a loose t-shirt.

>>21497515
should have ended it with the shota shotadoming the momster.

>>21497530
That's what he did, at least that's what I thought was implied.

>>21497456
I hope so. Just imagine being able to quickly relieve your sexual urges with your shortstack zombie when you take her out for walkies.

>>21497535
I meant going further and having the shota get her down and fucking her. Then maybe end it off with the shota introducing his mom and sister to his new momster wife.

>>21497499
God damn that sound both really fun and kinda sexy.

>>21497520
Now it's starting to make sense. The removal of underwear is an integral part of the resurrection ceremony, signifying the abandonment of previous inhibitions.

>>21497540
I wanted to end the greentext with a punchline. I guess I could've added the following right after.
>The Momster became tame.
>You won!
>Shota gained 69 exp!
>The enemy left a present!
>Inside was a leash
>the next thing I see is the monster lady lies on her back like a dog
>looks like I'm going on another adventure

I could've also thrown in a "SMAAAAASH!" instead of PK Flash, but I was going on the SSB route instead of the actual Earthbound route.

Tell me about you and your waifu's home.

How does she decorate your dwelling?
Is it in a way that's unique to her species?

Don't skimp out on the details.

>>21497647
So, there's this cave, right? And it's got all the walls lined up with modern materials so it's not damp and we got proper heating and ventilation and sewage and running water and electricity because you need that stuff.
There's one room that's just all the bling she's collected because Dragons are like magpies.
But there's also antique furniture, Persian rugs, luminist paintings, endless bookshelves, stuff like that.
We're living in the lap of luxury.

>>21497647
boat house/man made island

>>21496256
They all look great.

>>21497647
I actually talked about this recently with some waifufriends, it's something I've put a great deal of autism into thinking about. I'd obviously meet wife in Wonderland, but I figured we'd eventually move out of there since it's Wonderland, and that place is crazy.

I'd like to think we'd live in a 1850s mansion in some subtropical place by the ocean (think outerbanks or charleston, that type of environment). There would be a small town within walking distance, which would be nice to visit on day trips for shopping, or dining or such.

But of course, the manor itself would practically be its own character. On the outside it would look like a typical if slightly spooky dwelling, but on the inside it would be quite the opulent place, with most of the decoration being Victorian era, and every room filled to the brim with antiques, knick-knacks and such. Not including, of course, her personal keep, where she would keep all of her most prizes possessions, including a huge pile of gold wealth for her to lay on top of like the lazy dragon she is.

What would make the mansion unique though, is what Wonderlandian aspects it would carry with it. There would always be an off feeling to it, and things would always act in bizarre ways. Hallways and rooms would lead to entirely different places. Rooms would have multiple ticking clocks in them that seem out of sync but always tell the right time. Things would go missing, but always be found right when you need them. Board games that play themselves when no one is around. A garden with statues that's outside yet somehow can't be seen from the outside and can only be entered from the inside. Plenty of bizarre contradictory things that would keep the mansion alive and everchanging.

A smaller fun thing I think she'd have which would be perfect for her, is a wardrobe that, whenever she tears or rips clothes, will have said clothes reappear back inside it, perfectly new. For a dragon with claws, that would be pretty useful.

>>21496513
I'd go to her world but bring as many people from here as possible. Yes even the grumpy ones, nothing a bit of monster loving can't fix.
>>21496658
Kinda have both a harem and kingdom thought out, I still need to flesh out some minor details about the kingdom though.

>>21497739
>Moving a jabberwock out of Wonderland
Now this is just downright criminal.

Hellhounds are fucking hot!

>>21497796
Spray them down with a hose, enjoy your steamed hams.

>>21497456
The one in the profile isn't wearing any, but I imagine it depends on the dress and the occasion. They probably have a lot of elegant and sexy lingerie to choose from.

>>21497802
Steamed hams. That's what you call tight warm hellhound buttocks?

Good lord I want to marry this snek.

>>21497647
Mentioned this in lesser detail before but I imagine living with my harem in a huge mansion owned by my Wight. The walls and furniture would be everything you'd expect from a place owned by a high class undead but each girl would have her own personalised room.
For example the Salamander would opt for a simple room where she can display all her weapons and trophies while the Wock would theme hers after wonderland with lots of pink and purples, having a stockpile of lewd stuff from there too.
On top of that there would be a master bedroom where harem stuff can happen, a library, treasure room, an underground tunnel network with some additional rooms and a tower inside the mansion grounds that the Lich uses.

>>21497825
It's an Albany accent.

>>21497647
>>21497667
While a waterworld lifestyle on a feature heavy boat would be neat, i don't think that sahu takes to salt water. Making a boathouse on a great lake would be best for having some access to mainland luxuries but you miss out on the wonders of the deep. The decorations might end up being the product of me picking up wood carving/engraving and pretty rocks while she makes things from her own scales. Another option that may or may not be creepy is using bones from hunts she is proud of.

>>21497825
>Steamed Hams.

Going swimming with boat foxes!

>>21497876
marrying boat foxes!

https://youtu.be/TuSKFERG_kc
This guy will probably get a harem if only to test out them biting him.

>>21497890
I feel like he's the kind of guy that would agitate a shirohebi just to feel the fire magic

>>21497890
>on this episode i will be getting stung by the hawk hornet.
>its said they have one of the strongest lewd poisons in nature.
>according to recent studies it is capable to bring the man affected to orgasmic shock instantly.

>>21497890
Imagine approaching a dangerous monster like an apophis or so girtibillu
"I am anon... and I'm about to enter the strike zone"

>>21497920
>Smug-looking Hawk Hornet in the background.

>>21497935
In all honesty, i dont think she would bite just like that, or at least in public

>>21497890
>This guy will probably get a harem if only to test out them biting him.
So it is some perverted nurarihyon or bicorne holding the camera?

>>21497959
When you consider he has the will power not to swear dispite painful stings and flesh tearing bites, and half the time his first response is to ask the cameraman if he got the footage, it could work

>>21497938
So many cute faces and reactions would probably happen while he explains it. Like hornets act smug or oomu’s acting all embarrassed.

>>21497951
Usually he has to pin it to his arm to get the bugs to strike. I imagine he would just hug them to get it to happen here.

>>21497647
It’s decorated with dozens of stolen paintings and gems. Her abode would be a mansion that almost doubles as a gallery to showcase her success, though not that it’s something she would actively show off or mention to anyone besides me and the little ones. It’s pretty unique in that it’s super high-class and oozes nobility despite her being just a tubby rat!

>>21497938
>Oh? Still conscious boy? Not bad...

>>21497890
The fun fact about leeches is that the bets thing to do in most cases it to just let them have their fill, pulling them off tears flesh more times then not and burnig/ agitating them makes them vomit blood on to the bite wound causing infection

>>21497998
It's just to end with a bunch of chubby Leech Girls cuddling up to a pale-looking Anon.

>>21497977
I want to see a yandere mojyo apophis react to a random anon and his cameraman running up and honking her titties, then presenting their necks for her to bite.

>>21498021
The cameraman would just ask anon if he is okay as anon gets raped mercilessly.

>>21498065
Well hopefully there's a graped anubis or sphinx sneaking up to show camera boy some love.

>>21497890
>anon goes out on his way to a remote ruin to get caught in a Basilisk’s gaze
>he’s never heard from again

>>21498065
No! The Crew can NEVER interfere! It needs to be as though Anon is just out in the wilderness by himself!

Do dhampirs breed true or do they have vampire daughters? On one hand there would be a lot more dhampir running around to thwart bloodsucking Stacy plans. On the other would be a bunch of vampires who have a chance at not being raised a tiny leech with a tiara.

I've been wrestling with the question for days please help.

>>21498012
>chubby, well fed leeches snuggled up with their husband
>anon is anemic but blissed out and sleeping comfortably in the wife pile
>one of the wives takes a picture and puts it on her blog
>it gets trolled by a bunch of skinny, lonely single vampires
>half of them are mad that inferior bloodsuckers keep getting husbands
>the other half are schlicking furiously while they shitpost

>>21498108
I guess dhampir themselves are considered as sub-species of vampire, it would be same with vampires? Like if husband is human, you'd get a dhampir daughter and if husband is incubus-vampire you'd get a vampire daughter.

>>21498108
Vampire. They're just a rare variant of vampire that inherited some human traits, most of that being they're mentally like humans, but still vampires. Best case scenario they manage the same trick mom did which is have a kid with a man before he incubizes and hope it takes otherwise it's a vampire and incubus mating which means guaranteed vampire offspring.

>>21497974
This is amusing enough that I cranked this out. It's not the format for this thread, and I'm not one for smut. Meh.

>Monster Hunter looks reasonably calm but his face is tightly controlled. A Hornet stands behind him watching, the tip of her spear is reddish. She looks on in obvious interest.

>Monsterhunter clutches his arm. With a grimace of effort the man speaks with a strain in his voice,"The Hornet mamono has some of the lewdest toxin known to man. Our scientists measure it at 13 out of 20 on the Westheimer Mamono Lewd Index."

>Despite his look of concentration, his eyes are glazed. The muscles of his face seem to be spasming randomly. "Now you'll notice that the camera isn't going beneath my chest. I just got stung less than a minute ago and my erection could break a rock. It's not going away even though I've ruined these shorts at least four times by my count. "

>Behind him, the Hornet's face is twisted into a happy grin. The camera only shows the her from the chest upwards, but her spear is at an odd angle. The line from the visible tip of the spear to the base seems like it would lead to her pelvis. She is heavily sweating, probably due to the vigorous back and forth motion of the spear she's holding.

>The camera turns back to the Monster Hunter, he is still clutching his arm, grimacing, muscles spasming all the while as he speaks, "I didn't have a fetish for yellow and black stripes before getting stung, but I'm gonna need a week of cold water and smacks to get this one out of my system. The binding activity of the mana in the venom is weakly erosive. That's why I took the anti-venom before hand. Unfortunately, it has no ability to mitigate the lewdness of Mandy's venom. Scientists believe that the lack of antagonistic action on the part of the anti-venom..."

And so on etc.

>https://i.imgur.com/t1YV8O0.jpg
mating with small horses

>>21498185
Wrong way around ponyfucker

>yfw your demon girlfriend catches you playing Doom.

>>21497935
Manticores would sting him before he knows it

>>21498199
>not dicking every centaur hole

>>21497974
Honestly, man. At this point he's probably not feeling the initial pain from the bite and venom the way a normal human due to being desensitized to it and guaranteed nerve damage from all the shit he's done so while it does hurt it's not the involuntary swear kind of hurt just keep talking and it will be fine kind before he gently passes into some level of shock.
As an example: he's done bullet ant gloves. That shits 100% guaranteed mildly sensitivity loss for life plus tingles from time to time and from what I did watch he's taken on venom that also guarantees nerve damage at least in the local area where the cell death was taking place before being given the antivenom.

If he ever becomes an incubi he's gonna be fucked for life because even normal ones can go through 3 day marathons to feel fully satisfied and he'll be that one guy who's got a dick of steel that'll last a month thanks to seeing how bad having his dick graped, see if the rumors that hornets can sting multiple times, had his dick bit by an oomukade because his viewers requested it, and using an ushi's blood for lube "burns" and give it a 1-10 rating.

>>21498134
>>21498145
Thanks friends. Now I can rest easy and bully at peak efficiency.

>>21498200
>human girlfriends never get uppity when you play games involving you killing people
>they're usually the ones who are first to suggest shit like chopping up the bodies and shoving the bits into the tub or a barrel when you're playing fallout or usually shout "kick his ass!" or point out some fuck on the enemy team she thinks you should tunnel vision on usually with the words "get him!" and excited pointing
>thinking the demon girlfriend wouldn't just be that but with more undertones of blood lust and normal lust or encourage you to pick the asshole dialogue options or be the first to suggest giving the guy the item for the reward then killing him for the item and the rest of his money before looting his now defenseless house

I want to get a job as a professional NEET breeder, getting hired by Vampires whose husbands incubized during or shortly after their pregnancies and who now want their Dhampir daughters who never developed an Electra complex to get a job and move out.

>>21498236
>tfw you will never whip your vampire wife and dhampir daughter with a DE infused whip whenever they don't get along

>>21496424
Nice skindentation, I love smooth and perfect noble thighs. Also, that wight looks somewhat smaller than the one in the profile, is she a JC or teenager maybe? I'd want to fuck either, regardless

>>21496658
I've got about three different settings
>a GATE like scenario for MGE
>MGC-esque setting
>A direct replica of real life, but with waifu

>>21496658
I haven't even fully though out what she looks like.

>>21496658
I don't think too much about setting details. Fun > world building.
I really ought to, though.

>>21497220
You'd certainly hope so!

>>21497388
Your a dick

>>21498522
How so? I'd treat her right.

>>21498533
You had the intent to kill her, and when you didn't completely blow her to bits, you take her as a sex slave. What a fate. The sure her parents and siblings are enamored with the predicament she's in.

>>21498545
Hey man, if she hates it that much she can just strangle me while I sleep or something!

>>21498555
Why does it even have to come to that?

I want to be an older brother to a cute goth loli baphomet and live in a haunted mansion together drinking tea and writing cute brother-sister stories together

>>21498584
Of course it doesn't, she just has to submit herself to daily hugs and headpats.

I'm still waiting for an answer.

>>21498628
It's no.

>>21498637
I want a second opinion!

>>21498628
It's a definite maybe but inadvisable

Which mg had most pungent odor?

>>21498662
Bubble slime

>>21498662
Like I say every two weeks, H'orc, Bubble Slime, and Alraunes.

>>21498420
It's probably a yearly thing during Halloween for Vampire castles.

Death could be a Baphomet in a cloak way bigger than her.

Monstergirls become virtual youtubers in order to appear more human and interact with other humans more.

>>21498859
I'd give it 3 hours before they're banned for violating terms of service

>>21498859
i'd think pornhub would be more likely

what words would make the troll faint?

>>21498925
>Pornhub MG streaming
I’m fine with this

>>21498903
More like
>Order paladin stream
>"I prefer human girls...."
>BANNED

>>21498934
Damn the torpedoes full speed ahead

>>21498859
>Monster girls watching men's streams
>That one nerdy yet aggressive monster girl
>Finds out his home address
>Instead of swatting, she personally raids his house
>Times it right and rapes him on stream

>>21498976
I bet it was one of those nerd birds, they're always the one to sperge out

Finished, this came out super nice! This'll probably be the last of the beach pics I'll get for now, it was meant to be a one-off but I just loved the outfit and look so much.

>>21499050
You'd need a huge dong to please a wock that size.

>>21499050
Thicc as fuck doughdragon.

>>21499050
I'm gonna say what everyone else is thinking but is too chickenshit to say. No one wants to see your shitty self-insert, and the pic is mediocre at best. Go back to your waifufag circlejerk, and don't come back until you're ready to post some actual porn commissions of her.

>>21499050
Cute! That’s a doughy wock!

>>21499080

https://imgur.com/a/uj2oodJ

>>21499096
Why would he make porn commissions when he already has a full doujin of his waifu?

>>21499050
She's fat!

>>21499096
I'm not thinking that, the pic is cute and is still content, I don't care if he posts it.

>>21498934
"I hate you"

>>21499021
All you have to do is grab her, look her in the eyes, and tell her she's beautiful. That'll scare her off.

>>21499111
Touch the cow.
DO IT NOW.

>>21499128
*fit

>>21499096
Who shit in your cereal, fuckface?
>>21499050
Good commission Jabberfag, you two are a cute couple.

>>21499190
I hate memes

>>21499096
Are you jealous, anon?

>>21499096
>Brave Anon Valiantly Defends Thread from OC
>When asked what spurred his heroism, stated "I was sick of people pranking me by sending me to that site with just the crying panda on it."

I'd give anything to be coiled around by an apophis right now

>>21499096
I mean he's kinda right
What am I gonna do, save a picture of someone else and their wife?

>>21499321
It's called NTR dude

>>21498934
Wingardium Leviosa

>>21499315
I wish I had something valuable enough to trade for that.

>>21499321
Same. I can't bring myself to save a pic of a girl with another guy in the pic, especially if it looks nothing like me.

>>21499094
But why a gasmask?

>>21499362
>>21499315
You need only give her your body warmth.

>>21499380
I wish it was that simple

>>21499390
Your Queen of Graping is telling you it's that simple, it's -10C outside and she needs you to help warm her.

>>21499378
She's spray-painting indoors

i ordered a slime in a can online and they gave me a fallen goddess, should i be scared?

>>21498420
What is the best thing to gag a biting monster with?

>>21499397
So she's pimping out her unicycle?

>>21499402
Biters get the ball gag anon.

>>21499402
Large penguins.

>well, what do you think~?

>>21499424
Cowabunga!

>>21499409
But then the grapesneks will just get venom all over the floor. Venom may be harmless as long as it doesn't get into the blood, but what if it stains?
And why a ball gag?

>>21499413
I don't want to risk my penguin getting poked.

>>21499441
If you can't trust her with your penguin, then perhaps try a marshmallow?

>>21499454
Marshmallows wouldn't last very long.

>>21499454
Just wait til that cat levels up.

>>21499464
Some marshmallow cats take a different evolutionary path.

>>21499441
If it stains then you make her clean it up of course, maybe make her wear a cute maid outfit too. The ball gag is just the best, it’ll really force her jaws open and fill her mouth up good so there’s no possible way she could bite while wearing it. Plus, the aesthetic is super top tier.

Another new picture of one of the wives! This time it's of Dellu!

https://i.imgur.com/oUEPp7c.jpg

>>21499480
Prove it. I'm normally old-fashioned.

>>21499484
God, those eyes.

>>21499484
That pose

>>21499424
flatter than a cutting board, 9.5/10. now show me your cunny so i can molest you there

>>21499523
Raiju Asagi?

>>21499523
but how does she zap in a rubber suit?

>>21499540
By kissing.

>>21499096
What the fuck dude.
>>21499321
Think of it like a happy couple in a manga. Is it wrong to want to see a monster girl happy?

>>21499540
The suit actually makes her zaps stronger.

>>21499567
He's just butthurt because Jabberfag won't commission actual lewds.

>>21499484
How does a mouse with a big butt fit into small houses?

What would be your waifu's favorite gun?

>>21499678
This artist sucks and so does r63

>>21499674
Springfield.

>>21499678
My eyes

>>21499050
Very demanding big monster girls!

>Wlper is working on more Cheshire
Yay

>>21499771
I'd still be glad to see it but it still feels weird after their overly dramatic exit.

>>21499782
>overly dramatic exit
Care to elaborate?

>>21499793
It's a melancholy cheshire picture so I doubt I saved it.

>>21499798
The one where some guy leaves the wonderland? Was it suppose to be about the artist?

>>21499798
He made a sad Cheshire waving goodbye at the exit to Wonderland, and posted it to all his accounts without a word. Then he returned several months later.
>Drama
The dude took a break. Stop making shit up.

>>21499580
Mamono superhero wife or supervillain wife? Choose.

>>21499812
Heck of a way to take a break.

>>21499820
I feel like relative morality would make most of them look like villains to your average human observer no matter what their intentions are.

It is 100% wrong to lust after older monster girls.
We as men have a duty to ensure the younger generations of monster girls experience love, marriage and pregnancy.
Older monster girls missed their opportunity.

>>21499480
What's wrong with just using a cloth and sponge?

>>21499840
Except Super Wurm and Paladin-chan(who has no special powers).True everyday heroes

>>21499846
What's old to them though, doesn't mamono mana make most of em look youthful in human years depsite being old enough to literally be your grandma.

>>21499846
Never! Older demon wife for me.

>>21499857
>Super Wurm
>Kool-aid Mans every entrance and usually causes more damage than the crimes she prevents.
Too cute to hate regardless.

>Paladin-chan
>Is usually more villainous than the villains she defeats, but is ostensibly on the side of righteousness. If you don't thank her and God after a heroic, will smack you with a ruler.
T-thanks.

>>21499870
Super Wurm treats rescuing kittens the same as saving the world! Well liked overall. I imagine Paladin-chan being a bit like Mumen Rider, at least when going up against the strong villains

>>21499864
>What's old to them though
I guess that depends on the species
A 50 year old mouse would be a considered a grandma by almost all her peers
A 500 year old dragon on the other hand could be treated like a teenager

>>21499846
Translation?

Had a wet dream about her… again

>>21499887
Bet that shirt leads to a lot of sideboob.

At this point just a slightly dim-witted simple slime wife would make me happy

>>21499926
Probably not

What if i told a CC succubus that i am single and looking to mingle? Would she try and set me up with someone?

>>21499926
I really like the basic low power simple girls. I personally hope he doesn't go around creating super powered Wight level evolutions to all of his basic girls. I actually really like the Skeleton. I want to protect her and make her happy. Same with the Kitsune-bi.

>>21499882
I want to be a villain for Paladin-chan, the Hugger Incubus.She thinks I'm a serial sexual harrasser but in reality she's the only one I molest.

>>21499964
devilish

>>21499944
You wouldn't even have time to sheepishly laugh after making that emcomment before getting tackled.

>>21499981
*embarrassing comment

>>21499944
I'd give a rata my information so she could list me in the singles area of her newspaper.
She never actually lists me though because she's angling for me instead.

>>21499989
I wonder if businesses discriminate against single monsters due to their work ethic being corrupted by dick deprivation. I wouldn't trust any monster to get anything done unless she was married, and even then she might try to hook me up with one of her friends instead of doing her job.

>>21499846
If your monster girlfriend's age has more than one digit on the first date, you're already running late.

>>21500076
>Dragon caretaker onee-san
CUTE.

>>21500036
Based and cunnypilled

>>21500096
I wonder how hard it is to get your kids back after the day is over. Dragons do get awfully attached.

I love monsters with huge, wobbling tits!

Guy I don't think my maid's new uniform fits her, any ideas cause I don't wanna go back to the arachne dressers just to get the bust refitted

>>21500116
I imagine she is basically part of the family. Maybe it is a royal family. Their draconic protector and big sister.

>>21500134
I want to order my stern kiki headmaid to wear something like that

>>21499846
Fuck you, my wife is at least ten years older than me. Technically. Physically she hasn't aged past her mid twenties because magic.

>>21500134
Just give her some holst milk or think really hard about titties while you give her a chest massage. She'll fit into it soon enough.

>Lilim who got cut off from her parent's money
>Is forced to work a degrading job to support herself
How long until she comes crawling back to her parents?

>>21500134
Perfect as is, small titty best

>>21500181
She won't stand a chance against mommy Lilith's hugs