/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev.

>>21476796
big monstergirl dicks

I fucking love huge titties!

>>21476802
Huge titty Ochi in a kimono going out with master and the gals!

Reminder that Angel Milk fully restores HP, and also removes any debuffs, such as those caused by Demon Milk!

>>21476802
They're pretty damn great.

>>21476800
True, but I implore you consider shrine maidens as well. They're good for your soul.

>>21476815
Looks like it's hard for her to fly.

>All the anons nuting over miedos, catgrils, and every other fotm girl
>No one, LITERALLY no one. Wants any of the bug girls.
>Be me, Anon, have autism and an unofficial degree in entomolgy
>The one sperg to rule them all
>Portals open, take all the bug girls, build an army. Elect a queen, fug the bug.
>ENCROACH upon all the world super powers and take over with sheer numbers as the queen's endless brood grows more endless by the day.
Actual evil mastermind tier. You'll all be fine though I only really want to take over Florida.

>>21476822
What about shrine maidens who happen to have moth wings?

electric wind fire dragon tribe, represent!

>>21476826
I'd rather a Mothra

>>21476815
/d/shit tier breasts.

>>21476822
Are shrine maids an actual thing?

>>21476823
Cleansing sins is hard work.

>>21476802
Who doesn't?

>>21476815
Too big. Dial it back a bit senpai.

>>21476796
Being a family man is hard work

The Florida Man of monster girls.

>>21476802
At heart I am a hip, ass and thigh man but god damn, lap pillows just wouldn't be complete without a soft pair of mammaries to close you in.

>>21476838
Dragons are great

>>21476848
What is this woman doing in my house?

>>21476848
Travel size smoke hobo.

>>21476840
I mean, we got those too.

>>21476851
That's a lot of sin.

>>21476870
It's a sinful earth.

>>21476860
Dragons shouldn't wear things like this!

>>21476859
Our priorities are different, but I can appreciate your taste and am glad to call you brother.

>>21476826
I prefer spiders.

>>21476856
What a cute shortstack demon! God bless the anon who commissioned it.

>>21476826
But I live in Florida. Will you at least be a benevolent dictator?

>>21476877
I bet she got that from just cleansing one Anon.

Today I got another picture of me and my wife, for the first time in a short while it's something completely SFW. Kinda.
I really like how it turned out, there's definitely going to be more stuff like it, potentially less SFW, on the way soon.

>>21476858
We don't have a crocodile MG yet tho.

>>21476868
You think there's a jabberwock that cosplays ghidorah?

>>21476848
Does this mean all her yokai are shortstacks?

>>21476859
Yep i prefer tits, but having a complete package of all those is the best.

>>21476895
Yup, lots of sinful desires in him.
She better hang around to make sure more don't pop up.

>>21476860
You have a great wife dragonfag.

>>21476907
Oh dear. You'd almost think that she enjoys having such huge breasts.

>>21476882
Big soft tits, whether you're attracted to them or not, always improve cuddling. This is fact. If there's one thing I'd want from my ideal woman, it's casual, anytime skinship, cuddles, caressing and napping together. Large breasts are instrumental to making that the best it could be.

>>21476914
Don't be absurd, she's just doing her duty!
She totally doesn't get off at folks balking at her chest.

bugs

>>21476826
I'm a bug/spider fag through and through past being a Khornette fag.

>>21476911
Oh hey, thanks anon!

>>21476897
An oversized men's dress shirt borrowed from a lover is the most attractive single article of clothing a woman can wear. Good stuff.

brush the hair

>>21476930
>>21476929
>>21476885
You are all welcome to join as you please.

>>21476891
No. SOMEONE has to work work the Publix deli unpaid, how else will there be tendies?

>>21476826
Take over Turkey instead. Nobody will EVER see that coming.

>>21476864
>>21476888
>>21476905
How do you even know they're shortstacks without a frame of reference for their height?

>>21476928
And holding the Anon in her cleavage is just to protect him from the temptations of sin?

>>21476822
those are too pure to be sexual

>>21476966
Of course!
If he can't see it, he can't be tempted by it!

>>21476958
You get a feeling.

>>21476966
>see no evil
it's dark in there
>hear no evil
they wrap all the way around his head
>speak no evil
the most he can get out is muffled groans

Highly effective!

I want to have intimate copulation with the wolfgirl. But will that pass her lycanthropy on to me?

>>21476953
I will say this though, Regura's bugs drive me fucking crazy.

>>21476930
How is khornette bug like at all? The other to seem much closer.

>>21476983
How innovative. Her completely pure kohai will certainly keep that in mind.

>>21476940
It is indeed. The followup image is going to involve her getting properly dressed, though.

>>21476986
No, retard.

>>21476988
I meant that as in I like/love bug and spider girls but also love demons.

>>21476997
How many times can they handle getting consecutively cummed inside before they faint?

>>21476953
I'm just gonna throw this out there, but you could offer payment. You could even offer not being aggressively dated by monsters so only normalfags would be interested.

My fiance, who has drawn some of the flow kelp art here just finished this sketch and one other I will post. She's looking for commissions! Price is $50 for a flat color line art, and $100 for a full body colored render. Contact here: celticmidnighter@gmail.com

I want to subscribe to Professor Haku's edutainment video series!

Posting the other sketch she is working on.

Loli fox feet!

>>21477014
She got more examples, like a twitter or da? Curious.

>>21476986
Not quite. At most you may develop an insatiable lust during the full moon, which she will assuredly take full advantage of. She can acutely track the scent too, so you can't hide it or run away. You're going to be her chew-toy whether you like it or not.

>>21477025
I'll post some of her others, she isn't very active on social media due to spending most time on school stuff.

>>21476848
thought that was a loli nuraihyon. short womanlet is kawaii too

>>21477023
I want my loli rata waifu's feet on my face and dick

>>21476987
A man of taste.

>>21476999
Demons may come as guests so long as they bow to the buge overlords.

>>21477025
And another

>>21477048
Toumasu's girls are also fine to me

Also got this just now
http://i.imgur.com/6iGb5iY.jpg

>>21476815
I want to drink Demon Milk straight from Big Demon Tits! I bet the debuffs you're talking about are just Order propaganda.

>>21477023
I want to molest flat foxes!

Suckle the hellhound
Fondle the hellhound's breasts
Gently caress the hellhound's legs
Deeply kiss the hellhound
Lick hellhound's body all over
Jam cock inside the hellhound
Fuck the hellhound
LOUDLY orgasm with the hellhound
Creampie deep inside the hellhound
Fall asleep on top of the hellhound
Don't bother to pull out of the hellhound

>>21477038
It would be very fluffy and pleasant

>>21477005
Well, to quote World Guide 1:

>Monsters are insatiably hungry for semen. Even if they swell their womb up with it, stuff their cheeks full of it, and have their entire body covered in it, they'll still be dying for more of your semen.

Sex outright empowers monster girls, provided they choose to and are able to eat the man's essence during it. Thus it's pretty hard for them to ever faint from it without the man also fainting (and usually fainting first).

Pleasure overload might be an option at times (particularly if she is in the process of monsterizing and thus not yet able to handle the pleasure), if you have various other stimulants or the monster has certain weaknesses, but even then its probably not going to be enough to actually knock out a monster. At most you seem to get situations where the monster girl "almost" faints from pleasure.

>>21477054
I still remember the comical styling of the original Toumasu yeti back in the days.

That shit could derail threads so hard that someone made a batch of fan art of her to boot. Everyone was fine with this one though.

>>21476822
>two sets of ears
Why?

>>21476930
>Khornette
You're gonna like what's getting written then.

>>21477099
Doubtful, Losenis.

>>21477068
I want flat foxes to molest me.

>>21477093
One for regular "human range" hearing, the other for more super sensitive high frequency hearing

>>21477100
Wait till it's done then, Shoggocks.

>>21476988
you just need to shove her in a brass scorpion, duh

>>21476826
>No one, LITERALLY no one. Wants any of the bug girls
I don't like KC's bugs, but I love Regura's bugs and also best moth

>>21476888
Thanks anon, Nav really done a wonderful job with her.

>>21477080
If I ever get a commission for my rata waifu, one of the first one's will probably be facesitting footjob. It might just be generic rata, been lazy on figuring out any sorta unique appearance things yet

>>21477093
So you can whisper sweet nothings in her humans ears while you scritch and play with her fox ears.

>>21476826
>>No one, LITERALLY no one. Wants any of the bug girls.
I like beelzebub

Pandas.

>>21477110
but foxes are dangerous

>>21477133
Nonsense.

>>21476826
>No one, LITERALLY no one. Wants any of the bug girls.
Objectively false.

>>21477133
Nonsense, anon. They are one of the most docile, human-friendly monsters out there. Just look at her smile.

>>21477121
> Truly loves you
> Will use time warp bullshitery so you two can be together forever
> Always there for you

She is truly the best.

>>21477133
They're quite nice once you get to know them.

Fug smug snug bugs

It's that time of the year! Have you told your waifu why 3% of the world's population perished? How 2,104 young boys died storming Omaha beach?

Make sure to tell your daughteru tales of your family during these trying times and bring the family together in giving thanks for what we have!

>>21476958
Just the proportions. Also the demon is confirmed to be shortstack by the commissioner.

>>21477133
For my virginity

>>21477163
???

>>21477114
I'd rather just drown myself in anti-depressants and whiskey.

Do monster girls like poor guys? I won't be able to take care of them financially.

>>21477170
6th of june 1944. It was D-Day.

>Centipedes? On MY penis?
>It's more likely than you think?

>>21477175
in the mge setting, simply not being a complete piece of shit is enough for most monstergirls

>>21477171
You can do both.

>>21477175
Sandworm-chan doesn't know what money is!

>>21477182
That's good to know. I can barely afford to eat for a week.

>>21477184
Living rent free in a Sandworm would open my wallet some more.

>>21477188
You wouldn't even need to work with a sandworm waifu.

>>21477192
Kinda want to eat a normal meal rather than what she finds in the desert.

>>21477192
plus your wallet + money would likely dissolve

>>21476860
Big, meaty tail.

>>21477140
ran is a convicted rapist who practices her molesting techniques on chen and steals yukari's dildos from her dildo collection and attaches it onto alice's dolls turned into practice dummies that look like men, tell me that doesn't scream dangerous lady to you

>>21477057
Shit son, what percentage of your income is gazer? There have been like 4 in 48 hours?

>>21477198
They have safekeeping sections you know.
Alternatively, just use cards.

>>21477196
Just have her drill into the desert ground. If you're lucky you'll hit some gems or something else valuable, and you can sell that. She could also become a bandit, and people could pay you a toll for crossing the desert roads. And if you happen to live in a welfare state, the state probably pays extreme monster girl species that are dangerous or super rape happy not to destroy key infrastructure or go on rampages.

>>21477206
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the もふ of もふもふ.

>>21477200
Bigger, meatier tail.

>>21477150
And also her (your) daughter!

>>21477235
I wanna shove my hand in that thigh gap and feel around

>>21477155

>>21477243
yandere+genki daughterus are the best

>>21477249
How does she fit?

>>21477235
Rare Wurm! She's got eyes on her hips!

Regura's bugs okay but i like the bloodsuckers more.

>>21477259
Sleeping bag of holding. It's also really good for public lewds.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75096236

>have adorable, cuddly cave spider arachne wife
>she's completely blind and 100% albino, snow white all over to match her white clothes
>she keeps her eyes closed and her expression is always soft, just like her quiet, whispery voice
>the only time she opens her eyes is when she wants to kiss you
>even if she's a little softspoken and delicate, though, she actually has a habit of pulling pranks
>her spider feet are completely silent when she skitters on the walls, so she can sneak up on you pretty easily
>there are tiny, almost invisible 'sensor lines' strewn throughout your house, so she can always tell where you are and what's going on in each room
>sometimes she'll use this to set herself up over a doorway and wait for you to walk underneath
>then she throws a soft web-net over your head and jumps down to grab you and hug you
>she's actually pretty strong for her size, and will often scoop you up in a little hammock to snuggle on the ceiling
>her lines aren't 100% accurate, however, and several times you've clearly seen her over the doorway, unsure which direction you're coming from
>of course you just walk in anyway
>whenever you go out together she clings to your arm, relying on you to be her eyes
>she likes your voice, so often she'll whisper in your ear asking you to describe things for her
>it's always so close and intimate with her you feel like it's just the two of you, even in a crowd
>you haven't been able to have a baby yet, so now she wants to try knitting an ittan-momen daughter from her silk
>you'll have to help her pick the pattern, though

>>21477212
Commissions aren't something I need to stretch priorities to fit into my budget. I have a decent apartment and generally don't spend much money on other hobbies. I pirate most of the videogames I play

>>21477275
Hi yes hello I saw Carmilla-sama being posted.

>>21477275
I can't decide if those nails are weird -looking or extremely sexy.

>>21477155
Smug cuddle bugs

>>21477276
Now there's a good item idea.

>>21477295
Being her eyes is a very sad but beautiful moment

>>21477125
I'd get one of sahu riding cowgirl or reverse with her tail raised so you could see her anus.

>>21477313
>Yancy

Edit the other stocking to say Fry

>>21477235
All that tail but no ass

>>21477347
Fuck man why you gotta remind of that episode

There aren't enough Hellhound hybrids.

>>21477334
Even if Grelia sabbath got her sight back she'd probably still be just as clingy and do all the same things. Clearly it hasn't made her any harder to love.

>>21477133

>>21477363
>Lich-san you can't just add Hellhounds to other species and call it research

>>21477359
I can top that
Fry's dog

>>21477376
Oh yes she can.

>>21477384
Fuck you

>>21477359
Because someone here has to be the villain anon.

Full time job, decent benefits, I even have a temp Cheshire employee for when I'm tired.

>>21477395
>I even have a temp Cheshire employee for when I'm tired.
>Trusting a Cheshire with anything
You ask her for a blowjob and she brings out the vacuum, or worse you ask her to sign some documents for you and before you know it you've got 10 different demons calling you about how happy they are to know you accepted their marriage contract

>>21477425
>You ask her for a blowjob and she brings out the vacuum

Hey now, there are some things even cheshires take seriously.

>>21477425
Yeah well next time she asks for dick I'm bringing out the cucumber.

>>21477425
>You ask her for a blowjob and she brings out the vacuum
I didn't know Amelia Bedelia was a cheshire

>>21477393
https://youtu.be/F2bk_9T482g
Bitch please.

>>21477431
>Cheshire
>Taking anything seriously
She'd taunt you promising one as she crawls beneath your desk get you hard and then starts to giggle at your penis never acknowledging any of your questions till you've had enough and start face fucking her

>>21477444
If she took the "blow" part literally, she'd be getting a leaf blower.

>>21477456
They have their standards/things they take seriously. For instance:

>Also, sometimes they become playful with men and exhibit cat-like behavior, which is different from how they normally are, but they only show this side of themselves to their husband.

When a cheshire meows or purrs at you for the first time, you'd best appreciate how deep the meaning to that is.

>>21477255
The loli is also yandere, isn't she

If you fall in love and move to the lamia village but other people there are being kept against their will as breeding studs how do you deal?

Just don't look when some dude gets beaten with a riding crop in the middle of town for trying to sneak out again?

>>21477275
Regura has good girls in general. I want to have the same thing happen to me that happened to that shota on the train.

>>21477384
>>21477393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRuAKWJ8Ets

>>21477487
Sneks are above such barbarism.

>>21477487
Why would you ever want to escape lamia village? They LOVE you anon!

Jinko with massive breasts trying to avoid a nip slip in her Gi!

>>21477425
I've only got eyes on two demons and they only come as a pair.

A marriage contract so complex it will take years to actually fully complete in written form.

>>21477487
>Thinking any MGE lamia would regard her precious husband as just a "breeding stud."

>Thinking any MGE lamia would beat a man to discipline him (the worst he can expect is getting squeezed a bit while she ravishes him with extreme pleasure).

>Thinking any man a lamia seduces/captures would remain unwilling past the first or second mating marathon.

>>21477487
Hey, no kink-shaming. That's a wholesome husband and wife activity to them.

>>21477506
Big brown bengal with a big brown butt, who's not afraid to use it.

>>21477487
Start and uprising with the help of raging mushrooms and turn it into equal balance of power between lamias and men, and if some want to return to riding crops and public "executions" via rape that's fine by me.

>>21477526
Complete with accent and a dot on her head?

>>21477508
These demon sisters are absolutely perfect.

>>21477526
No tail, no sale

Kurovah likes his spats, doesn't he?

>>21477529
Very strong accent, with a strong spicy scent on her skin to match. Also an excellent dancer. She likes if you kiss her on the dot.

>>21477539
Please don't tease her about the missing tail. It's a sore subject, and why she works so hard to have a perfect ass.

>>21477545
Cute! Especially if she's strong.
I bet she wants many cubs.

>>21477545
I guess I'll just have to be her tail from now on. I have a good replacement, and it looks like she has a good place to put it.

>>21477550
Of course she wants cubs. It's the only way she'll get her tail. It's said in her family that if you marry your one true love and reach absolute happiness, you will grow a long, magnificent tail.

She's been very, very patient.

>>21477566
That works too.

kidnapping fae dragons!

Imagine how good it feels inside an apophis.
>Hot
>Slimy
>Tight
Best of all, you'd be completely engulfed by her long body all the while. The pleasure would be mind-numbing!

What sort of girl do you want to see KC make next? Pic related, I'd love to see his take on greys or other aliens.

>>21477580
Dinosaur

>>21477578
Acquiring a smol Faerie Dragon to accompany you on your adventures?

Or a large Faerie Dragon who whisks away young boys on a journey of song and adventure?

>>21477634
small one

>>21477617
"Science" and "research" only keeps bringing how dinosaurs were nothing but over sized carnivore chickens, might as well pray for a Quetzalcoatl now that Ocelomehyos are a thing

>>21477575
Well she's going to get many cubs, although i don't know if that will help with the tail.

>>21477543
I wanna wear those spats on my face

>>21477659

>>21477659
>over sized carnivore chickens

>>21477099
>>21477100
https://pastebin.com/7be8HGYt

>>21477827
>Forgot the image to post with that link even though I had been looking for it for like 20 minutes

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

>>21477831
Sookmo makes the best Chaos babes.

>>21477880
Sir, I was going to make some witty joke about these girls attacking foolish new adventurers, but I must instead ask if you are aware that your image contains an uncensored and fully-visible vagina.

>>21477880
no way fag

>>21477917
Problem solved.

>>21477917
Hey Anon.....there's no report for NSFW option.

>>21477934
Literally the first option when you scroll down in the list dumbass

>>21477934
...Or I'm legally fucking blind.

>>21477934
But the ads!

>>21477831
>>21477911
>draw a demon without taking into account any of the daemon design themes, and just give it a colorscheme instead
I fucking sleep

>>21477941
>>21477937
Evidently I had selective blindness and didn't see it

>>21477937
Is NSFW off topic or do I just flat out not have that report option?

>>21477938
>>21477948
Sounds like someone needs a guide dog.

How many shortstacks is it physically possible to carry? I can only imagine one over each shoulder.

>>21477980
Probably 3 depending on the species and their level of stack

>>21477963
You know that posts with images have different report options than those without them right

>>21477963
Different report options are available if you're reporting a post with an image

>>21477944
I mean the khornette is spiky and malal is multiarmed. Not sure what else you can do while staying thread friendly.

>>21478005
malal girl should be insectoid

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get comfy with a hot girl and a cool drink.
Or a cool girl and a hot drink.

You do you.

>>21477579
>no ass
i'm sorry but i must decline

>>21478050
i want 40 fairies trying their best to rub their microbutt on my junk

>>21478050
You don't know about the MGE lamiass?

>>21478050

>>21478068
>>21478073
my eyes have been opened
but they can never play the drums

>>21478042
Ice cream with Ice Queens!

>>21477980
That depends entirely on how much they weigh and if its barehanded or if I have some kind of bag.

>>21477980
>Not carrying one on your dick
For shame senpai.

>>21478195
I want to use this girl as a bondage practice doll.

>>21478203
>Girl is aggressive in public but submissive in bed
top tier cute.

>>21478225
>Girl is shy and timid in public but absolute beast in bed

I like this more

>>21478225
The dream.

>>21478225
other way around please

>>21478268
>>21478251
Yeah but you can just pick them up when they're angry and they can't do anything.

>>21478268
This.

>>21476857
But it sure is rewarding!

>>21477980
i could carry two. one on my shoulders and one on my dick. Although i only need one shortstack!

>>21478195
thats a pretty stacked poppy. Maybe even to stacked.

>>21478331
not enough mofu to be a manticore child.

>>21478350
flat best, other bad

>>21478346
>too stacked
Compared to the other art the artist draws, not even close.

potate

>>21478358
Did someone say "potato"?

>>21478355
Eww. Poppy is a cute though.

>>21478362
Is that wrecked ship in the clouds? What is this harlot doing?

This Natcha looks pretty polite

>>21478416
His fox is the strangest design. Ears fake, tail real.

>>21478439
Sounds like garbage.

>be married to thousand-year-old fox
>there is no bed in your bedroom
>you and your wife sleep together on her heavenly soft mofu

>>21478452
The bed is to keep the mofu off the floor, duh.

>>21478450
Still pretty cute. I am a sucker for boots, though.

>tfw no lewd bear to tie up and use as a teddie at night

battlemage anon with an ignis, armor and sword wife.

>>21478465
The tail is probably just a buttplug too.

>>21478483
Better yet, sentai anon with armor and slyph wifes.

>>21478354
How true

Fucking werewolves, for fuck's sake.

>>21478506
What happened anon?

>>21478505
>Horse hooves on a goat
>Horse hooves on backwards

>>21478507
Do you know what it's like to have your pelvis smashed because a werewolf decided to sit on top of you while you were sleeping?

>>21478531
No but I do know what it's like to have multiple cats in bed with me and not be able to move because they'll be offended if I do.

I like the idea of having a demon waifu for three big reasons:
>Big status boost
>A more exotic and more power succubus variant
>Sorcerous contract ensures pleasure for all eternity

>>21476902
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this

>>21478542
I like the idea of having a Lilim waifu to get all that and more!

Mofu variant succ entry when?

>Your having a sleepover with your Dragon childhood friend
>Both of you decide on cooking pizza rolls, root beer and action movies
>The instant they're done she throws open the oven and tries to hand you the metal tray
>You instinctively grab the tray to keep it from falling to the ground but it's about 450 degrees
>Thankfully you just finished washing your hands so they're still pretty wet and that saves you from severe burns
>Dragon looks mortified and quickly grabs some ice packs while apologizing the whole time
>You honestly thought she'd care more about the pizza rolls than you
>She promises to make it up to you and begins to drag you upstairs to her room
>Opens the hundreds of locks and pushes open her heavy duty safe door that also acts as a door to her room
>Walks into the middle of her treasure/bed room and says you can have anything you want in here
>You looks around for a bit looking over ancient weapons, powerful artifacts and even a chest full of treasure that'd undoubtedly crash the market for gold and jewels if you ever sold it
>But you look past it all and look right at her and point
>She tries to protest but relents since you pointed out she's in the room
>Years later your telling your and her parents at the wedding how it all began while your Dragon wife blushes redder than a tomato

>>21478584
Clever boy. Or clever girl, maybe she entered the room herself with this outcome in mind.

>>21478577
I'd rather fuck Shub-Niggurath. Or rather, I'd rather get fucked by her. Repeatedly.

stuffed animal is optimal size for a fairy

>>21478542
I like the idea of a red demon

Is it okay to pet on-duty officers?

QUESTION: Is anyone here happy with their life?

>>21478670
No they deserve respect not belittling

>>21478542
I love the idea of putting really weird and sexy clauses in the contract.
>Demon must give a waking up blowjob on weekends
>Anon is not allowed to cum outside unless he has already cum inside that session with a ration of outside to inside being 1:3
>Anon may request a new pleasure rune for every child he has given the demon
>During the first week of every month anon may use the demons butt however much he wants.
And stuff like that.

>>21478672
I like it.

>>21478672
I'm content with my life, is that the same thing?

just wondering guys.

How weird is too weird?

Take special note of the cheeks

>>21478699
Can I breed it?
If yes, then I like this thing.

>>21478681
How would you react if she put a clause saying that her butt is considered outside and thus the 3-1 ratio still exists for the first week?

are you guys furrys?

>>21478702
I actually don't know

>>21477086
I'm going to need a bigger boat.

>>21478710
I know you're baiting, but people post elves here without getting told to fuck off, sooooooo...

>>21478703
She played me like a damn fiddle!
I can just imagine going for a full session and then her telling me "and now you have to cum inside of me" and pointing to that clause.
I bet she will have a shit eating grin since I'm pretty sure there is also a clause that if i can keep up she's allowed to put whatever in me to make me keep going. Potions manticore venom, you name it.

>>21478710
No, yiff in Hell furfag

>>21478670
On paper, no. However if you've got big, warm hands and she's single you might be able to pat your way out of a parking ticket once in a while. Affection-based bribery and corruption isn't running rampant, but you will see it at some time in your life.

Just don't say anything you can't take back. If you pay her a compliment or ask her out after pats, you better mean it. Officer Wanski will find you.

Who is your waifu? What TCG games does she play? Favorite decks?

>>21478723
A donut steal

Nothing, we play with minis

No decks, only plasic

>>21478712
Well, there's only one way to find out.

>>21478723
>Who is your waifu?
Black Dragon called Rhea
>What TCG games does she play?
I don't know what that is.
>Favorite decks?
She's not much of a sailor either.

>>21478723
hellhound
what >>21478730 said

>>21478733
Yeah but when there are better options trying to peel you like a grape, who has time to try?

>>21478721

if i was a furry, id be a beastialitor, but ,im , not , a , furry so , quit being , mean to me, .

>>21478718

If i was bait then id be, but im not baiting you fool

>>21478723
Bapho
She doesn't play any TCG, but if she were to play Magic, I guess she would go with Esper or Grixis Control, considering her affinity with Sabbath and stuffs.

>>21477487
I am not sure if lamias are into beating except for a few rare ones, and even then it would probably be consensual. If anything they would just constrict him, drug him, then rape him.
In my headcannon, villages only resort to kidnapping if they're near Order territories, and most of those kind of villages won't allow him to be raped on the spot, instead forcing him to stay for a bit before they give him the chance to be released. There are those that don't have consent laws in their villages, but they have very little tolerance for abuse since unloving men don't yield as much mana and aren't resilient.

>>21478672
Thanks to years of introspection and deliberation I've grown beyond subjective judgement.
My life merely Is.

>>21478793
This. I'm neither anxious for the future nor do I desire improvement. I have at last achieved a plant-like life.

>>21478720
You say your angry, but i bet your fine with it.

>>21478807
i wish i was a tree so i didn't have to bother

>>21478807
Do Alraune close their flower during winter so she and her husband doesn't get cold?
Would be fun just to walk by and see a giant flower be closed, bobbing up and down and muffled moans coming from inside.

>>21478816
They likely hibernate underground in a comfy little burrow.

Forgot ta post muh succubus shmupdate here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0M20jhEvLQ

>>21478718
That's some technical looking jewelry. Where's this from, and does it do anything?

>>21478819
That's sound really damn comfy.
Months long cuddle nap with waifu in the cuddle borrow.

But what about Shiba girls?

What type of panties does your waifu wear?

>>21478840
Assuming she's wearing any, red lace.

>>21478840
None. She has a sort of loin-cloth thingy. Her clawed feet and tail would make traditional underwear or pants quite impossible.

>>21478840
None. A maid must always be ready to accept her master at any time.

>>21478840
Some type of lace thong or striped panties.
I think she'd only ware it due to me finding it sexy.

>>21478840
>"What is pan-tees?"

>>21478840
Lace color changes time to time

>>21477647
>Hey, listen! Hey, listen!

>>21478840
Latex thong.
I also blame KDF for this fetish.

>>21478840
Delinquent Hellhound panties, a prized item among collectors of Monster Underwear!

>>21478896
That sounds like it would be uncomfortable to wear all day.

>>21478840
Tacky banana-print panties, several sizes too small for her fat monkey bottom.

>>21478840
Physically can't

>>21478901
If it's well made, not really.
This is also MGE so they probably have some special latex or latex like material that's really easy on the skin.

I'd mating press a delinquent hellhound. So much, she cumflates

>>21478917
>Haa... Haa... Is t-that all you got, twerp?!

>>21478840
She wears a a variety of slime panties. Colour and design depends on what she is feeling.

Why do people keep thinking succubus has blue skins?

The blue ones are Demons! Succubi have normal skin color, for fuck's sake!

>>21478936
Because blue and red skinned succubi are a media norm

>>21478936
That's only necessarily true in the MGE.

>>21478840
Panties made from a flexible syntheic material that's waterproof, fireproof, radiation proof and has in-built wifi capabilities. Bluetooth, 1TB memory, SSD drive and has LEDs that cover the surface, lighting up to show any conceivable image on the front and back.

>>21478840
None, she uses shorts but because she is large uses small ones on purpose and well here is your thong

>>21478936
>Once Anon goes blue, there's nothing you can do.

What would monster rap songs be like and what species would sing them?

>>21479003
I want to breed that fucking shortstack devil.

>>21479058
I want Mice rapping about life in Maus Hills, stealing cheese from caravans and 'making it rain' with slices of cheddar.

>>21478840
she doesn't

>>21479058
I wonder what kind of fake crimes they would brag about committing

>>21478892
gonna tie up that little dragon and put an egg vibe in

So why do vampires love holing up in castles full of super monsters? Is it a part of their undead life cycle? Are they like birds? They attract potential mates by making the most frightening nest possible? Can they just not help filling their homes with water and block puzzles in the hopes of landing the best knight in the realm?

>>21479114
It's a competition thing they don't want their castle to look weak to other vampires because if they don't have a challenge then they get skipped over because a hero will tackle the hardest one first since it's more of a threat thus you want to be most threatening

>>21479114
Man imagine being some high tier hero making it all the way to a vampires inner sanctum only to be hypnotized and defeated by her massive wobbling tits. It sounds “terrible”.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8ZDYiVUcAA80nx.jpg:orig
Hellhound getting fucked in the ass.

>>21479114
You do know that not all of vampires are snobs, right? There are vampires who are more than content with their simple, unassuming life you know.

>>21479183
>some vampires can't compete and hide away in their coffins like the NEETs they are
Bullying must be a real problem in vampire society.

>>21479219
They are not NEETs! They are just shy, that's all!

Fairies are too small to save or resuscitate somebody from drowning and that's why they are bad wives

>>21479219
>>21479233
How DO non-noble vampires make a living? Night shift at the 7-11?

>>21479181
artist?

So if I mate the wolf girl on a full moon night, does that increase the chance of her mauling me to death in a blood rage? Or does it simply make her even hornier than usual?

>>21479260
>G-guys what if Monster Girls KILLED PEOPLE XDDDD
Fuck off back to /tg/

>>21479257
greenopi1 on twitter.

>>21479253
Probably something that you can do online. Taking commissions and stuffs.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY! I'M FUCKING THAT WEREWOLF, AND YOU'RE ALL GETTING SLOPPY SECONDS!! AND THIRDS! AND FOURTHS! AND FIFTHS!

>>21479233
>too shy to get out of their coffins every night or two and enjoy the night air
>too shy to pass a comb through their hair every now and again
>too shy for pants and wander around their homes in the middle of the night in baggy sweaters and panties
>too shy to meet nice young paladins as they insist to their mothers who are desperate for granchildren
Nope, not NEETs at all.

Fuck vampires and marry werewolves, or is it fuck werewolves and marry vampires?

Gonna cumshark a fairy and coat her wings so she can't fly till she cleans up

>>21477580
I'd like to see KC take on various sci fi and horror monsters to be honest desu

>>21479314
Yeah, and they are not at all desperate for their childhood friend Anon to drop by and cater to them, either! They're just that shy!

>tfw never have a fit, slightly muscular wolf girl to lovingly cum inside for.

>>21479253
That would depend on a lot of factors I feel. Were they born a vampire? Were they cool enough to be made one? They could just as easily wind up being night shift hospital staff as eternal high school gyarus relieving chosen marks of their blood, money, and virginity.

>>21479374
> night shift hospital staff
Oh dear.
>go to donate blood at a hospital
>end up spending a month tied to a bed because a Vampire nurse thought you consented to it won't take a no for an answer anymore

>>21479357
I feel this feel exactly.

Remember to keep hydrated in this heat.

>>21479355
>"What am I supposed to do with these?
>Anon looked down at the objects strewn on the table. A plain whip, a garlic necklace in a small plastic bag, a ball gag, and a suspiciously phallic crucifix.
>the older vampire lady looked wild eyed as she informed him, straight blonde hair looking disheveled. Her voice came out a slow whisper, struggling slightly with unfamiliar English.
>"Get her out of my house, into some clothes, and then get her pregnant. I don't even care if it's a dhampir baby, just get it done. You have my blessing."

>>21479397
Having a Dhampir daughteru would not be trouble at all because she'll be just like her mom and stay for the comfort of her parent's house instead of going out and waging campaign against vampires.

AWOOOOOOO!

>>21479273
>greenopi1
thanksy you

>>21479273
>>21479514
wow he's really great

Its all fun and games till the waifu notices the mammy bammy kicking in and finds her chest's bigger and has some wider hips.

>>21479579
what?

You will never trace your finger over a werewolf's fine muscles just under her warm bare skin, nor will you lovingly pound your cock deep within her, shouting how much you love her while she lovingly growls and moans in agreement with that heartwarming look on her face.

>>21479579
Luckily for her I'm not a degenerate so her body would stay the way it was. She was already perfect from the beginning.

>>21479625
anal or vaginal?

>>21479631
BOTH, in missionary AND doggy style
Cum total of FOUR times

>>21479637
god DAMN

>>21479649
It gets better. If you do it under the light of a FULL MOON, orgasms are five times the intensity for both you and the werewolf. You'll be howling in no time.

An Anon, a haughty Lizard, a love-lorn Wight and a genki Wood Elf walk into a bar.

>>21479696
Bartender turns and says "Did you fellas mutate from radiation?"

So is reverse missionary still the best or did something else come along?

>>21479692
does it stack with the x5 bombay saphire bonus?

>>21479730
Lotus has always been the best.

After seeing the Baldur's Gate 3 teaser trailer Mindlfayer-chan wants to become a space pirate now. Are you a bad enough dude to join her on such a quest?

>>21479355
>tfwno vampire loli naizuri