/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want Nue to make fun of my small pee pee.

>>21458537
I want to eat Nue's stockings!

How do I hire this Sumata Youkai?

>>21458586
Advertise your services

Beat this

UFO PORNOO!!!!

>>21458544
i want my diet consist only of nue fluids

Seija's big sis is so cute

>>21464447
Undefined fantastic braps

>>21464670
I'd sniff the heck out of that

>>21464670
>>21464864
Imagine the smell

>>21458598
I hate to ask but I checked every single english-translated Nue doujin on sadpanda and didn't find this.

>>21465147
its just 1 page

>>21458537
Uhh yeah. Just me. The friendly neighborhood /jp/ - Gensokyo Traveler-er Yokai Ex-termin-a-tor with a quad dose of /jp/ autism... No no no. That isn't right.

Just between you and me, I really don't exterminate Youkai. I just let you guys off the hook the first few times but if you keep causing trouble and we'll have problems. Well, you'll have problems. Actually, one big RED problem.

Other than that, we're friends. Cool?
You seem like a nice lady so it would be a shame if ole Red and White caught wind of you troubling the innocents.

Now you might be asking why I'm here instead of her, well, hold your horses 'cause this is a shocker! One day I volunteered to exterminate a Youkai she had received complaints about since she was sick and it turned out the Youkai was harmless oddly enough and we became friends. We promised to meet up again for a drink but I never saw or heard of her again. One thing led to another and ole Red White gave the Youkai extermination role to me and it stuck for a while since I do such a great job and that she would also rather... (don't say laze around, don't say laze around!) laze around (FUCK!) and take it easy than execute Youkai every other day of the week.
Since I do such a "good job" at what I do, nobody really cares what happens behind closed doors so it's a win win. With that said, me and some Youkai are going out to have food and head onto the concert the Prismriver sisters are throwing later on. You wanna join us?
Oh yeah, one last thing. Red White knows everything I'm doing and if anything happens, it all goes scorched earth and she just might kill every last one of you.
I thought she would be pissed to find out what I was doing but she didn't care. She said, and I quote "Fuck em. If they aren't causing trouble, then it's none of my business." and she rolled over and went to sleep.
That shit was scary I shit you not. Anyway, one last thing. If you see a girl with a wooden rod and green hair, turn tail and RUN the FUCK away. Y-Lets just say you don't want to meet that person.
If you see other dudes claiming to be from /jp/, call them on their bullshit. They aren't from Gensokyo. I suggest running into a forest and out to another corner of Gensokyo for a while. Or the moon.
They wear a load of blue and say Sage or Sageta a lot but they don't mean Yukari, Kasen or Okina so watch your back. Those guys are the last sort of /jp/sie you'd want to meet. The last type being the worst of all. Let's say they went extinct around 6 or 7 years ago but some still exist. Run away if one of them mentions souls, they are commonly seen with a hand up, pointing at nothing. If sighted, contact me or Reimu. If one speaks in gibberish, distance yourself and ignore their existence. Those are crossies. Not to be confused with those from the Outside world that cross into Gensokyo.
Man, all this extermination shit is a time sink. Why can you and your cute friends just come say hey at the shrine instead of killing people and scaring their balls off? I have to keep saying this shit to every single fucking Youkai that thinks they're hot shit, Shinki Damn. I see why Reimu hates her job. Imagine saying this shit over and over.

>>21465147
[LEAF GEOMETRY (Hakika)] Nightspider (Touhou Project)
It's cgrascal though, so it's a bit generous to call it translated.

Roughly breeding Nue!

>>21465910
So this... Is what the old-school /jp/ autism looks like...

The youkai fears the amanojaku

>>21469898
Stop it Seija.

>wake up
>see this
what do?

>>21474490
Realise it's one of those dreams where I wake up in my bed then wake up for real this time

>>21469898
The feeling is mutual

>>21458537
There is a possibility that Nue has soft thighs.

>>21478371
Given that touhous don't exert and exercise themselves much, they're all soft and hugable

>>21474839
Cute sisters

>>21480351
*girlfriendsisters

>>21480351
Lewdhus

Nue wee

>>21459009
Pixel meme porn

>>21460604
Oh God, i wanted to say this line for so long but never got the chance to

>>21488491
It's really all I need in life.

>>21488322
I want to drink that

>>21488557
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I don't know why you would want to do that anon.
I doubt Youkai even do that in the first place though being akin to a human in anatomy most times as we have been able to observe in the series.

>>21489777
That looks really cool in an unnerving sort of way

>>21489787
Nue with unorthodox wings is cool in general.

>>21489787
Don't worry! The snakes won't bite you while you and Nue are making love (unless you want them to)

Youkai predator ready to pounce

>>21481274

Nue meeting her gf's mom!

>>21489915
I wanna hug Nue...! But I don’t wanna get hurt..!
But she’s so CUTE!!
Health cones first though!

please have sex with Nue

>>21494983
I'd love to. Will she make fun of me for being a virgin and not being good at sex though?

>>21490025

>>21494996
your cock must be stepped alot first

>>21495045
That's fine by me.

>>21494983
Alright but the thighhighs stay on.

>>21495067
She knows what her fans want.

>>21495067
>>21495081
>>>/h/5369353

>>21495081
No bulli Kogasa

>>21495109
Kogasa is the bully here

>>21495114
I want to bully both with my penis

>>21494983
Nue is for procreation

>>21496142
I want both of them to bully my penis

>>21490025
Nue getting married!

>>21496661
Cute!

Nue has easily the lewdest official design.

>>21497482
2hu is E for everyone

>>21497482
Wrong

>>21498403
That's not lewd at all

>>21498926
Low cut shirt, short skirt, bare feet and legs, and of course the collar. The lewdest 2hu in existence, much more than Nue.

>>21498973
and canonicaly has sex with dogs

>>21497482
Reimu can't compete.
ZUN might have drawn Raymoo's butt to attract more to waifu her, but she just cannot compete with Nue's Absolute Territory!

>>21499888
Heca is a virgin you dwit.

>>21499888
Hecatia is associated with dogs via her myth and link to the underworld, she does not fuck them.

>>21499888

>>21495114
kogasa is bullied by everyone

>>21503219
She still manages to bully Nue somehow.

>>21478447
Pretty fair request honestly

>go on a tram
>see this
what do?

Please remove this sexual demon from /jp/.

Does anyone here actually have Nue as their favourite 2hu?
What do you like about her that's not related to her sex appeal?

>>21510368
She can pull off some good pranks

>>21510368
Not my favorite but those wings or whatever you call the shit she has on her back are cute

>>21510317
Stare, I'm too much of a virgin to do anything else

>>21510368
of course she is not my favourite 2hu
she is my favourite character of all times and i say that unironicaly

>>21510317
As always

why Nue isnt ''protagonist'' character ? Most 2hus are bound to their roles like Parsee is guarding bridge or Hina is chasing away humans from youkai mountains but Nue is just staying at temple doing ???

>>21514147
Praying.

>>21514147
Getting love and affection from her mom.

>>21514147
Nue being absent for hours or even days past her curfew would give her mom a heart attack!