/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gyaru monsters!

Based Thai.

The doughragons are rising up!
To raid the fridge.

Do foxes have irrational fear of Batman?

>love the idea of giving my everything to a single MG
>Cant decide on which species i like the most,each one got their own charms and quirks
>feel like a harem will just lead to someone being unsatisfied or unable to please every girl
why is it so hard to decide a waifu

>>21453249
I don't think there's a head creature in any mythology that doesn't exist just to fuck your shit up.
Floating heads are a no go.

>>21453279
What is this referencing?

>>21453291
>feel like a harem will just lead to someone being unsatisfied or unable to please every girl
A lot easier to satisfy their urges as an incubus and there's various potions, spells and fruits to help.
That said it's best not to force these things, if you're destined to be a one waifu guy it'll happen, same with the harem.
t. haremfag

>>21453291
Why not go for a Doppelganger? If you really have the heart for it, you could fuck a different girl every day, while still fucking the same girl on the inside.

*pomf*

Woah, what are we gonna do on the fluff, dude?

>>21453343
dont doppels go full doki doki if you accept their true self?

>>21453336
No idea. Just some random pic

>>21453291
I have been single waifu man for long time, but I still love my top3 hard and have lately been pondering options of bigamy. I'm not the type to take a mistress, I'd rather love both of them equally. My waifu will always be number 1, I just don't want to abandon my top2 and 3.

>>21453343
They aren't shape shifters that change form freely. They take the appearance of one person you love or your ideal woman and take her place with you and if you see her true form she loses even that power.

>>21453291
https://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

Maybe try this

Someone telling dead baby jokes at a monster girl party is always going to upset some girls, but that's what you get for inviting a Yeti.

>>21453231
>white day falls over zippangu
>about to leave school, dejected that you didn't receive anything today, but that's pretty typical
>gyaru Cheshire starts trailing you as you leave the building
>"Wo~w. You really are sad, aren't you? What was even the point of buying all of that chocolate if those girls hardly knew you, anyway?"
>Wall her off as hard as possible to avoid crying like a bitch
>"Y'know, you could've spent that money on a hooker. It still wouldn't be very manly, but it would be a helluva lot more effective than blindly hoping a ten would return your affection."
>tuck away into a convenience store because you don't know how much more of this you can take
>hope that the crowd will dissuade her
>she starts whispering this shit into your ear
>"You could also buy a sex doll, if you really want to project an ideal woman onto something. She won't even tell you that you look like a homeless kid, or that your breath smells the way a swamp looks. That's what you really want, isn't it? Something pretty to fuck that doesn't eat, sleep or talk?"
>flee into the bedroom
>she teleports inside with you
>"Or, you could fuck me. I like pathetic men like you. Shame that most of them pussy out when I ask nicely."
>She pounces on you, pinning you to the cold laminate with her massive paws.
>"So, I'm done asking nicely. Starting today, you're going to eat chocolate every day, for the rest of your life."

And that's how you met your wife.

>>21453428
Why do so many of MGs grow up to be school bullies?

>>21453442
Seduction requires experience, so young monstergirls don't know how to get human boys' attention other than teasing and bullying them.

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>21453417
If you don't really like either option, but definitely like one more than the other, are you supposed to to choose one or reject both?

>>21453428
I prefer surprisingly nice gyarus.

>>21453529
Just for the sake of sorting you should choose the one you like.

But then again if you don't care about them either way they will probably end up far down the list anyway so it really doesn't matter I guess...

>>21453419
What do you call a baphomet on a pike?
A lollipop

>>21453539
Elaborate

>>21453551
The kind who talk to you and only lightly tease you for being a virgin.

>>21453419
A Winterstown Lich decided to play god one day, she wanted to bring mimics into the cold climate to trap travelers so she fused a mimic with a yeti and made a hugbox

>>21453231
gyaru selkie

>>21453353
what a fox

>>21453393
They still can change their body shape at least.

>>21453586
Which selkies are we talking about here

>>21453551
Imagine Anjou, but with knife ears.

>>21453442
because most of them inherit their mother's aggression along with the sweet candy-like joy of praying on human boys

>>21453593
the ones that wear the seal suits, what other kind of selkies are out there?

>>21453291
Chimeras

>>21453604
anon its not the same,plus how can you mix things like say,a vampire and a echidna

>>21453592
They take the form of your unrequited love. They don't have control like that. Their normal form is the loli in the background and nothing says they can freely change their appearance besides the woman whose form they took.

>>21453336
batman

>>21453601
once that arn't posers

>>21453442
Only problematic species like Hellhounds or Chesires become delinquents. Some respectable monster girls, like Kitsunes, are in fact almost always model students.

>>21453642
Shouldn’t you be off raiding a chicken coop?

>>21453686
member the first time in zelda when you attacked the chickens to much and then they started attacking you?

>>21453291
You don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you. People who go into waifufaggotry doing that typically only last as long as their attention span allows before the next shiny thing attracts them.

When/if you find your waifu, you'll know. Don't force it, you'll just waste your time and money, and leave with nothing to show for it.

>>21453551
Wish these had been a thing when I was in school...

>>21453562
Charon!

Remember that Cow High is best highschool.

>>21453755
Hike, hike, hut!

>>21453521
Nyowowow

I need a Cheshire making that face!

>>21453762
They do have a very successful football program

>>21453216
why is this dragon so fat

>>21453779
Dragons eat a lot to keep the fires burning.

>>21453763
Cheshire cats are too unpure for this world!

>>21453779
Wonderland has that effect
Alices are quite pudgy under those dresses

>>21453785
Chub-jubs!

>>21453785
No they aren't.

>>21453795
thats a big panty bow.

>>21453795
That's just an illusion

>>21453642
That just makes it even worse when they bully you.

>>21453253
>>21453779
>>21453782
>>21453785
Insulting dragons should be against the law.

>>21453813
>>21453813
Dragons are just mad that they're starting to weight more than their hoard.

Ka goda?

>>21453801
If you like fat, pudge, thicc, or whatever you want to call it fine but when you start declaring that every single member of x breed has to fit a body type you like you sound like a faggot.

>>21453784
>The word is impure, but I still love you anyway , Onii-san

>>21453813
What if they insult you first?

>>21453868
You
Seem
Mad

>>21453812
>a top student fox who are always nice to everyone
>everyone except you
>when others are around she's all smiles and sunshines but the moment she's alone with you she does a complete 180, becoming sadistic and lewd, and bullies you into doing incredibly indecent stuffs that would make Lilims blush
>of course nobody believes you because to everybody else she's little Miss Perfect
>you have no choice but to continue to live your school life as her personal fucktoy and plaything
>as time goes on she slowly starts to get more control on your life other than your sex life, such as your studyings or future plans and stuffs
>finally she makes you go to the same university she's applying, making you pretty much stuck with her for the rest of your life

>>21453956
>YSM
Ah yes, YS, some say YSM.

>>21453956

>>21453923
She's going to get fucked after saying that.

>>21453923
If I'm a faggot then why is my greatest wish to impregnate a monster girl?

What are you excited for?

>>21454021
Big queenly monsters.

>>21454005
Because you prefer alps, obviously.

>>21454021
Next week to end. After that I can finally breath after a month and half of schedules.

>>21454021
Baldur's Gate 3, Death Stranding, Silksong and Great Deceiver
Sadly I have no cool centuries-old Dark Elf domfu to buy games and make me eat her out while she tries them out.

>>21454021
Nothing in particular.

>>21454033
its not gay if you impregnate them.

>>21454033
>Gay
>Pregnant woman

>>21454021
Commissions, new content for games I play and comiket.

>>21454021
A new commission of the wife. The artist has a huge queue for commissions, but hopefully in the next couple months I'll have some really good art of her.
I'm also looking forward to Doom Eternal and possibly Death Stranding if Kojima doesn't entirely fuck up the plot like he did with Phantom Pain (although that wasn't 100% his fault, fuck Konami)

>>21454044
>Baldur's Gate 3

Is that actually true?

>>21454044
Domfu buys all the games you are excited for, but doesn't let you play them. Only watch as she plays, if you been a good pet.

>>21453417
This would be much easier if it had images attached. I didn't even know what a phantom was and all these Zinpa girl names blur together.

>>21454081
Someone checked the video file for the number 3 logo on Larian's site and it reads "Baldur's Gate 3 logo", so probably.
Which means no more Beamdog stuffing trannies where they don't belong. Larian's great.

>>21454083
Not like I play the games I buy anyway...
>>21454095
That poor little angel is getting S&M'd.

What happens when guys get turned to a monster? Or can that not happen any more? Like if they get hit by mutagen or cursed or turn themselves into a into a lich while seeking immortality, not knowing anything about the new monster order (NMO)?

>>21454117
Alps happen.

>>21454117
Alps

>>21454117
Lurk more, gay newfag.

>>21454123
hot

>>21454123
The order should stop training little boys, they always turn gay due to respecting their superiors too much.

The order should just give up.

>>21454143
Nobody except shitposters talk about the order.

>>21454123
>Stage One:
Hey dude, looking good!
>Stage Two:
Oh shit, no homo! NO HOMO!
>Stage Three
DUDE! YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT THESE TITS! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!

>>21454147
I think they're an interesting area to explore, but they need to be done well.

>>21454152
Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

>>21454160
wasn't just a metaphor for crushing societal expectations.

>>21454152
There's something off about being called Dude by a MG, alp or otherwise.

>>21454171
what about brospeh or brah?

Be very careful around little girls anon, you never know when one might be a Witch trying to steal your semen!

>>21454190
Better punch all little girls in the face then. You never know.

Beware the mad scientist!

>>21454207
If I take off that mask will she die?

>>21454207
Why is she mad/

>>21454117
They alp. Most often succubi, but they can become most other monsters too. Look up the profile and the section in Fallen Maidens.
Every Alp so far doesn't try to hide that they were once male, so it's easy to avoid them if you don't want one.

>>21454207
>MANSWINE!
>Cooked something up just for you my sweet!
I hate it when they go all yandere on you.

What are you supposed to do if you see a crying monster girl

>>21454258
Hug it.

>>21454224
Out of curiosity, all male monsters like centuars and minotaurs turned to girls too but still remember when they were masculine monsters?

>>21454258
That's a banshee. They do that.

>>21454258
while it is probably just a trap you still need to go up to her and ask what's wrong

>>21454269
Yes vaguely.
Although at this point only the really long lived species would remember

>>21454269
That happened thousands of years ago, almost all of them have since passed

>>21454258
Pat her head.

>>21454269
yes, but most monsters were simple beasts without a firm grasp on the concept of sex/gender. Only the higher tier species would and they probably wouldn't want it known.

>>21454269
You think it happened two days ago or what

>>21454190
You better spend time with lolis like Demons or Anubi that clearly are something else, then. Witches can't steal your seed if you pour it inside little girls that aren't Witches.

>>21454287
Only ones still around would be undead and probably dragons.

>>21454357
There are multiple Baphomets that are hinted at being ancient monsters but yeah the average beastman monster like his Minotaur example he gave would be multiple generations removed from the change unless they became undead.

>>21454277
Banshee-chan is sad she outgrew another bra!

>>21454385
Banshee?
More like Cowshe

>>21454259
Big hugs and big fugs

>>21454385
Well she should know that that makes me happy!

>>21454396
Don’t! You’ll make her wail!
>>21454405
Don’t! You’ll make her sob with joy!

>>21454419
Not my fault that she outsizes most holsts.

https://i.imgur.com/nvtuNAx.jpg
The spice must flow.
Yeah, I know it's strange seeing a sandworm with feet, but KC sez that they can change the point of attachment to their shell.

>>21454452
Strange things happen in there.

>>21454452
Nice, been a while since new sandworm porn.

>>21454419
Well then i am going to cry even harder by fucking her pregnant!

Wife commission
http://i.imgur.com/3cATo3L.jpg

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

dont do it

>>21454585
...

>>21454585
He's dedicated, I'll say that. Unlike the yeti and burn down the thread guys he gets deleted on sight, but still posts his drivel. That's real dedication right there.

>>21454548
Give your wife some clothes you barbarian chauvinist! At least an apron with a "kiss the cook" on it.

>>21454585
Cute mermaid.

>>21452861
Not really.
The spell standard is that the forces you hold the portal open with also provide a barrier to things like that.

>>21454625
Mermaid maids?

>>21454548
That's a good art style for her.

>>21453216
I want to go to the beach with my three kiki maids!

>>21454650

>>21454548
Pear is the best shape.

https://i.imgur.com/b0PLsSz.png
Today was a good day for requests.

>>21454661
They will make such a fuss over all that sand! We can sweep it up in half a year if you don't mind the work!
>>21454682
I'll just save that for later...

>>21454682
Sandwormbabies and mofucores are so cute.

>>21454686
They are going to relax. Master's orders

did you know that pig's orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes?

>>21453216
thought she was pregnant from the catalog thumbnail

>>21454705
I did. It's interesting what all you can learn from hentai.

>>21454723
One can wish

>>21454705
I did not, but P'orcs and H'orcs have risen up in my rankings now that i do.

>>21454736
I desire a hugely busty apophi maid.

>>21453428
being bullied like this is hot

>>21454748
She is planning a takeover!

>>21454754
Of my face with her bust?

>>21454728
uhh

>>21454762
That too. Scheming snek

>>21454207
>legendary trait: poison master
So many nemesis Orcs make a ton of OC

>>21454778
>I can't believe my maid harem is made of super powerful monster girls!

>>21454682
Glad you're finally getting art sandwormfag. It's good to see.

>>21454856
>They are all scheming to acquire the power of your special bloodline

>>21454875
>A series of extremely powerful monster all scheming to add the family to the bloodline.
>Each has to try and cater to his tastes.
>They're all naturally busty as well.
Coming this fall

>>21454736
i wish i drew like this, i would draw little hellhound lolis raping big grown men all the time

is harboring fairies illegal?

What would you do if your baby monstergirl daughteru's first word was "dick"?

>>21454978
Only if the fairy circle constitutes a disturbance of the peace or noise violations. I mean, who wants to live next to the guy who makes love to wind chimes?

>>21454925
Why don't you start learning then?

>>21454992
Take a long "really?" look at my wife.

>>21454992
I wouldn’t be surprised.

>>21454992
>t. kdf

>>21455031
I'm not kdf, I'm just asking.

>>21455016
I actually laughed out loud at the pic because the cigarettes that Bapho is holding is from my country, and is known as something like an 'old men's cigs' because it is notorious for its reputation as something only really old guys would have.

>>21454992
work harder on that magic chastity belt I've hid in my crafting shed in the backyard

>>21454992
Visiting my parents would be off the table for one.

>>21454399
>Big hugs and big fugs

>>21454992
Be deeply confused because neither me nor my waifu use that word to refer to a penis

>>21454978
stuff them into your pants and smuggle them

Which mgs are made for incest sex?

>>21455141
Yea verily

>>21455167
Mice and devil bugs

>>21455167
Most slimes. Little ones have to eat, after all.

>>21455167
Petty much any on a case by case basis if you really want it but by breed. the basic Slimes, Devilbugs, Large Mice, and Dark Elves.

>>21455167
Slimes, Devil Bugs, etc.

>>21455167
Are Khepris into incest?

When I get teleported into the MG world I want to be adopted by a group of onee-chans.

>>21455224
Possibly if you wanted to. If you really didn't you could probably have daughters split off into a colony of their own to look for a new king.

>>21453779

>>21455226
Sounds dangerous anon! What if they use shotification potions on you!

>>21455244
They won't, I'd already be shorter than them.

>>21455270
Well thats good. Now the only question is what species would you want them to be?

>>21455281
Pharaoh, Holst, Cheshire, Kej and Ochi.

>>21454021
A lewd and nude Yeti commission coming

>REACTION video of every MG being cummed on their hair (except kejorous of course)

>>21455286
Sounds like an interesting group of adopted onee-chans.

Would Wockfag go to a showdown like this with his waifu?

>>21455295
They're a fun group.

>>21455286
Are they all egyptian themed?

>>21455302
Neat also i need to know this >>21455308. Do they all were gold and mini ties?

>>21455308
>Pyramid filled with milfs of various species
sounds like a place to explore

>>21455308
No, only the Pharaoh.

>>21455167
Demon and Kiki if adopted daughterus count.

>>21455297
Our usual Wockfag? Because if so there is no way the guy would do this, he's at least 70% pure.

>>21455406
Adopting a monster seems a perilous road for even the most well intentioned of parents.

>>21455428
What gives you that ridiculous idea?

>>21455444
He keeps the lewds for himself.

>>21455428
>he's at least 70% pure

>>21455428
>wockfag
>pure
He liked the /ss/ doujin with a tentacle blowjob in it.

>>21455476
From all the MGE waifufags I think he's the one who has the most tame stuff.

>>21455497
That’s only because like 3/4 of the waifufags here don’t get commissions.

>>21455167
whichever MG your sister turns into

>>21455497
He doesn't commission lewds because he has whole doujin to fap to.

>>21455514
What if I don't have a sister?

>>21455497
Might keep some to himself and also >>21455506
A lot also don't get commissions.

>>21455506
like?

>>21455531
It’s kinda hard to give examples when they purposefully don’t put themselves out there.

>>21455517
>ex written on her thigh
Such mysterious creatures.

>>21455506
That's counting every person who says "I like x" as a waifufag

>>21455476
Big girls!

>>21455536
That's part of the doujin title

>>21454857
I have no idea who this "sandwormfag" is.
I didn't even pay for that pic-I got it from a drawthread.

>>21455527
Just keeping it to himself means he probably wouldn't participate in the meetup.

>>21455542

>>21453962
wow, that sucks

>>21455476
>>21455542
Such a big dragon!

>>21455584

>>21455517
You know the thread always says a wock would btfo a dragon in a lewd content but i wonder how the dragon would handle losing, what with their superiority complex and all.

>>21455541
I mean we had an impromptu survey a while back and we had like 40 waifuists, plenty for species you pretty much never see going off of art.

>>21454207
Might have to sneak past this captain. She looks strong!

>>21455601
A dragon would probably think herself above such base acts.
On the other hand, a salamander who lives for competition- I wonder what might happen?

>>21455559
I want a big stoic lizard warrior waifu to physically prevent me from leaving bed in the morning

>>21454207
>H'Orc musk, concentrated so strongly it's a liquid.
>Just a drop can turn a man into a slut of P'Orcs for 3 hours.

If a Harpy was trying to help you get a date would that maker her a wingman

>>21455592
What does this image signify?

>>21455648
If you don't have any luck, and that Harpy goes home with you to give you a sloppy blowjob instead, that would make her a Swallow!

>>21454705
>long orgasms
no thank you

>>21455655
read the filename, dolt

>>21455655
Say the filename out loud.

>>21455531
I'm a kakuen waifufag but I don't get commissions

>>21455601
Wocks exist because the Queen of Hearts got sick of a Dragon being too high and mighty instead of being lewd.

>>21455702
How mean of her.

>>21455644
Joke's on her, I'm already a filthy filthy slut for P'Orcs.

>>21455531
me

>>21455693
Out of all the smug girls why a kakuen?

How large should a Dragon's transformed state be?

>>21455752
I like smug monkey girls

>>21455721
It’s the Wonderland way.
Cheshire cats are pretty much the one Wonderland species that exists, not because the queen was annoyed at the original girl, but because she got along swimmingly with the werecat.
Damn lewd cats.

>>21455762
Small dog.

>>21455655
The virgin yuu reaction image vs the chad
>>21455655
>>21455655
>>21455655
>>21455655

>>21455770
Well i didn't vote for her.

>>21455762
At least the size of Smaug the Stupendous.

>>21455876
>Anon accidentally stumbles into a Mist Continent 'Sex Dungeon'.
>Is greeted by his soon-to-be Jiangshi Mistress

darkskin elf buttholes

>>21455895
Honestly now I'm just imaging the opium dens they use to have but with monster girls and a lot of kinky sex instead of drugs.

>>21455901
A lot of stoned Monkeys lying around and giggling.

Turning Paladin-chan into an Automaton defender of justice!

>>21455895
>tfw have to warm up your mistress everytime she wants to dispense punishment

>>21455911
>Go to the mist continent for a vacation
>Get lost
>Accidental end up on the bad part of the town
>Stumble into some shop to ask for directions
>The air is heavy with some kind of smoke
>You can hear strange sound coming from inside the shop
>The Jiangshi receptionist is dressed in latex fetish gear
>You try to ask for directions
>"Oh? A foreigner? Why don't you come inside the shop"
>Try to decline, say you don't have any money
>She insist, saying "the first time is free"
>You are lead to a room
>The smoke is even heavier here
>You are getting light headed
>It's filled with stoned Kakuen giggling about nothing with one another
>"I brought you girls something 'extra'. Have fun~"
>You hear the door lock behind you
>Looks like you're gonna be here for a while

>>21455922
I thought you couldn't turn a girl into automaton don't you have to find them?

Beware the small summer yetis, they've acclimated to warmer temperatures and now nothing can stop them

>>21455959
That's how it is in the cannon. I assume the other anon has some other head cannon or something.

>>21455808
She doesn't need anyone's vote. It's her realm, after all.

i want to keep my echidna wife as BIG as this

CONSTANTLY

>>21455959
we can rebuild her, we have the technology

>>21455991
Hmmmmmm, yes.

>>21455999
>Human boy squire desperately begging a gremlin to save a severely wounded Paladin-chan

>>21455991
So does your echidna wife

how strong is your pet wan

>>21456010
this fox needs heavy rubs
>>21456034
oh really? hopefully she has magical items or spells to help,i cant do everything

>>21456035
strong enough to break through glass like fucking air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-pJt-Xn6DE

>>21456010
>>21455991
Researching spells so every pregnancy is multiples!

>>21456099
>anon becomes the most famous human in monster history,swimming in riches and daugherus

Pocky games with Dragons

>>21455955
The Undead dominating the Living is the hottest thing ever!

>>21456046
She is the mom-est, after all.

>>21456099
I feel like alchemy is more likely to contain the answers you seek.

>>21456130
My ultimate goal

>>21456185
Both can do so!

>>21454143

just set this guys loose on the order
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/13889

>>21453962

>>21456292
That's some smug right there.

I can't choose a waifu, there are too many good girls.

>>21456316
You don't choose a waifu, she chooses you and you'll know

>>21456316
We all know that feel. One day, I'm obsessed with one girl; the next, I'm all about another, and then three hours later I want a different one. Hell, sometimes I switch right after fapping to a certain girl.

Where are all the snake women at?

>>21453962
That sounds absolutely awful.
I would have a mental breakdown kinda quick if that ever happened to me.

>>21456155
This. I want to live in some undead kingdom.

>>21456334
on the breeding snake pits

>>21456155
Would being chased by a horde of lusty zombies scary or arousing?

>>21456316
It took me laying down in a lake, staring at the stars to figure it out.

>>21456396
Depends, how busty are they?

>>21456396
I want to be dominated by vampire blood knights instead

>>21456334
snake convention
slithercon 98

>>21456292
gonna stuff a myconid!

>>21456416
Minimum is a D cup

>>21456434
Then yes

>>21456414
Shoggoth?

>>21456396
I want to impregnate the horde

>>21456437
you wont,the horde will outlast you

>>21456316
think of the girls you're most like to run into and the ones that best impact your lifestyle

>>21456449
they'll make his cock impregnate them

>>21456437
Corpses can't get pregnant

>>21456450
devilbugs mostly, the occasional mousegirl

>>21456455
FALSE

>>21456457
TRUE

>>21456155
>tfw no wight mistress to ara ara at your penis

Does a Legion type MG sound interesting or boring?
>One mind several bodies
>bodies share a cookie cutter general look but build may vary
>can spawn more bodies with mamono mana
>its a harem and not one at the same time

>>21456454
>anon was never heard of again

>>21456480
It's basically a queen slime without the slime

>>21456489
i imagined the spawned slimes were a new individual MG

>>21456155
a couple of zombies holding anon down while humping him!

>>21456501
For queen slimes? Nah, they're all one big MG with many slime bodies, most certainly a single girl when it comes down to it.
They do tend to "roleplay" for the bodies though, so some act as guards, etc.

Anything to confess?

>>21456513
Ahh thank you for the info anon!

>>21456532
Yes i havent cummed in months

>>21456532
i touch myself to anus presentation

>>21456532
Fuck off with this stupid fucking "teehee confess your sins guise!!!" bullshit that just brings in complete shitposting faggotry.

>>21456532
Not really.

>>21456555

>>21456555
shut up faggot

>>21456555
Fuck off with this stupid "fuck off" bullshit that just brings in useless faggotry that is in fact worse than shitposts.

>>21456574
>>21456579
Kill yourselves. It happens every single time.

>>21456532
You know that one scene in the sword in the stone , the squirrel girl scene ,
If I were that kid I would have rolled with it .

>>21456555
Looks like you really made him mad.

>>21456537
One other thing is that queen slimes are produced by a rare mutation that causes a slime to be unable to properly divide.
So, it's possible that any slime out there could be a queen slime waiting to happen! But it also means that daughters aren't really an option for them, barring magical intervention.

Presumably, it can happen to any slime subspecies as well.

>>21456555
incensed

>>21456580
>Ignoring how every single time some retard posts the "confess your sins" shit there's always a influx of furries, NTR, trannyshit or outright faggotry that always comes around eventually
I'm starting to become convinced that a lot of people that get assmad about people typing "fuck off" are just shitposters mad that anons don't tolerate their shit

>>21456596
Your fagposts are just as bad as their shitposting.

>>21456586
I doubt it's just one guy at this point. Maybe some discord faggots getting together.

>>21456455
>>21456462
It says in her entry she can

>>21456602
>hurr you're just as bad as people posting furshit, NTR, trannyshit, actual faggotry or Giantess trash along with a myriad of other /d/ shit that isn't welcome
Fuck off retard.

>>21456555
>>21456619
You understand that telling people to fuck off doesn't do anything, right? There are 0 people in the history of 4chan who have actually left a thread after being told to fuck off.
inb4 you react as if I'm the one posting fetish shit and not just a rational person trying to explain a simple concept to you

>>21456619
Yes i actually value you as little as those same people

>>21456316
>>21456325
Same, for me it's always the same three girls one after another.

>you fuck off!
>no you fuck off!
>no u!

>>21456624
Fuck off-kun lacks all sense, Anon.

>>21456632
I wish I had friends

>>21456624
Of course I'd rather practice the golden rule when it comes to trash posts like those. But since there's a bunch of newfaggots here now you occasionally have to be vocal when it comes to shitposting and it's unfortunate.

>>21456632
He never learns and ended up a shitposter himself.

>>21456627
You're not exactly subtle, anonymous.

>>21456644
the only recent faggot that wasn't a blatant shitpost which needs no annoying assmad posts in response was some fucking /tg/ cunt. really annoying fucker that just keeps talking about every mg enslaves men and TOGETHER HUMANITY CAN KILL THEM.

>>21456659
That's because subtlety isn't needed when addressing a shitposting piece of shit like you and him.

>>21456673
The anon dddoth protests too much, methinks

>>21456683
>dddoth
Son of a bitch I mean't doth. FUCK

>>21456683
go ahead and put up your dumbass mass reply and get shot down then

>>21456693
Nah, I'm just gonna make fun of you one last time for being so mad.

>>21456697
and you lost

>>21456532
i'm a pedophile

>>21456712
okey dokey Mr. KDF-san.

>>21456712

>>21456532
I jerked off to that tentacle rape scene from muv luv

>>21456712
>https://i.imgur.com/SuCnkwK.jpg
but how do you feel about extra little girls?

>>21456589
i think you just opened a door to me anon,oh snap

>>21456722
fairies are sexy as hell. i really love extra little girls like fairies. i want to see them work hard to make me cum while i relax on the couch or on the computer. it was good for me when KC said that you can penetrate and have normal sex with them, i can imagine filling them up like onaholes but smaller and sexier

I want to wake up with a lich in the morning, see her staring at me as I awake, and roll over and cuddle her for hours to keep her from laboratory work.
No darling, you stay here with me and warm up~
No work for you~

>>21456712
I hope you get a visit from the Sabbath Scouts tonight!

>>21456532
I buy more miniatures before painting the ones I own
I need a leanan-sidhe to straighten me out

>>21456532
I like girls that this thread hates. They're not futa or anything like that though.

>>21456747
i want a thighjob from a familiar

>>21456744
having a small group of fairy maids pleasing you would be great

>>21456747
same, i want to rape a bunch of little cute witches and have a loli harem in one night

>>21456747
I want all the familiars

charybdis is pronounced with a k

>>21456756
Only if you fill her cunny with your cummies soon after!

>>21456764
Good man

>>21456766
Same. Their hands look so soft.

>>21456756
I want to inhale deeply of their tail puff. Bonus points if it can magically knock me out.

>>21456769
i'm gonna fill her with love and her favorite treats

>>21456784
what do you think the magic floating around it is for!

>>21456767
i felt like that was the case

>>21456712
do your parents know?

>>21456767
It's not like anybody ever talks about them anyway.

>>21456800
I do but solely to express my hatred of them

>>21456799
not him but i'm so glad nobody is around to see my folders

>>21456799
i wasn't being serious sorta

>>21456806
same, i have a shit ton of loli porn, the sabbath would either be proud of me or go full speed on hooking me up a witch

>>21456806
I'd genuinely fall myself off a cliff if anyone close to me ever found out.

>>21456800
Foxes are dumb.

>>21456838
What kind of self-respecting fox lets herself get led around on a leash?

>>21456811
thank god that mg's have magic to make others not notice the guy railing a little girl in the alley because the sexual tension when they met was too much but they were in public.

>>21456844
Oh, they'll notice anon. They'll definitely notice. They just won't care though.

>>21456841
Lazy ones.

You may onely choose one.

>>21456887
No thanks, you can keep them.

>>21456887
Whichever one has a type advantage against yours.

Big buff jinko wife playing with the housecat.

>>21456919
I'm a slut for dangerous monstergirls.

>>21456932
>Eager ochimura bandit noises.

>>21456932
you might have a bit of fun at the fox festival that's coming up

>>21456934
Ochis are nice, but I'd worship a Tsurara like an Ice Queen.
>>21456940
But I was told foxes are kind and fluffy, and not at all dangerous.

>>21456948
Ochis are not nice!
They're fierce and terrifying!

Especially the lordless bandits that haunt the roadways and battlefields for freshly raised 'sisters' to bring into the fold.

>>21456532
I had a good time at Medieval Times

>>21456948
>But I was told foxes are kind and fluffy, and not at all dangerous.

Of course they are. You can always trust foxes.

>>21456751
0w0

>>21456967
i see she's got that i-can-have-you-all-to-myself-whether-you-like-it-or-not look on her face

>>21456948
Tsuraras are nice girls once you warm up to them

>>21456975
You'll probably be fine as long as you don't break the seal on the rock behind her.

I want to be raped by a goat

>>21456948
>I was told foxes are kind and fluffy, and not at all dangerous

>>21456984
I want to be raped specifically by this goat

>>21456987
>pigtails
Massive slut

>be tallest anon at your school
>you're finishing up putting some stuff in the gym storage room when you hear the door lock behind you
>turn around to see several shortstacks blocking the door
>the lead girl tells you they've all had their eyes on you for awhile now and that you're going to be their boyfriend, or else
>she tries to kabedon you, but she's only eye level with your stomach while her tits press against your crotch
What can one boy do against a gang of shorties?

>>21456984
>>21457002
>>>/c/