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First for eating pussy!

My waifu a cute.

>>21433293
Can devils challenge the laws of thermaldynamics?

Yeti moms

Hey there. Finished the lineart for the sabretooth MG starting with the flats, are they good enough?
Can anyone point me a good picture to use as reference with colors similar to these? I'm probably going to fix some stuff on the lineart while I paint, open to suggestions to what I should fix on her design.

>>21433360
Looks pretty solid to me my dude, good work so far

>>21433360
Looks fantastic

Personally, I think their evil deeds all stem from the frustration of having inconveniently huge paws.

>>21433420
You must think you're so funny being an obnoxious rectum posting the same pic and filename every single fucking thread.

>>21433420
Pish posh! My dear wife has inconveniently large breasts and booty but she is a respectful classy lady!

>>21433428
t. seething yeti.

>>21433435
I'm not a fucking Canuck.

>>21433428
Not gonna lie, I can't look at the yeti profile picture anymore without feeling a little annoyed.

>>21433293
>Flagmander as OP

what monsters are best as lolis other than THOSE species

>>21433438
Seething.

>>21433429
They don’t seem inconvenient to you when you’re getting smushed by them all the time, Hatterfag

>>21433457
>u mad bro? 2.0

>>21433462
Ah well, I can’t reasonably argue against that, so so be it! But she does have to wriggle through tight doorways from time to time! Often requiring much pushing, I might happily add!

>>21433447
Who?

I wonder how excited elves get over rare plants?

>>21433438
Not all Yetis are Canadian, they can be Siberian, Himalayan, and American

>>21433455
What do you mean by "THOSE species"?

>>21433420
Can’t commit evil with massive breasts in ones way

>>21433531
Most likely non loli breeds / Sabbath breeds.

>>21433533
You can if the evil involves smothering

>>21433360
Delicious abs, looking good dude.

>>21433531
monsters that are already lolis like liches, charybdis, redcap, familiar, etc.

>>21433555
>Liches
>Lolis
Look at the profile picture again.

>>21433545
Being smothered to death by a holst hitwoman!

>>21433555
>>21433565
These is nothing loli about the Lich. Just because they don't have over exaggerated proportions doesn't mean they're a loli. There are some breeds like the Thunderbird that are flat that I could say are possibly petite. Unless the entry, besides just obvious Sabbath breeds, actually call them little girls by name like the Nacho and Wendigo I would say it could go either way.

>>21433545
She can’t smother a country with them!

>>21433599
Step 1: There are potions that cater to specific fetishes
Step 2: Giantess is a fetish
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Entire country was killed by gigantic yeti breasts engulfing it

>>21433565
>>21433598
sorry, lich is not a loli, then

>>21433455
Night Gaunt because my waifu is a loli Night Gaunt.

>>21433648
She clearly has big tits, anon. I know they aren't holstaur big but the profile lich is moderately well endowed by real world human standards. I'm curious why you thought she was a little girl in the first place.

Monster Girl Maids don't stay just maids for long

>>21433659
i thought she was a loli based on memories.

>>21433685
Cause they get fired

>>21433659
Perhaps its how her phylactery, levitating pose, and long cloak together mean there is less room for her body in the profile art than for many other monsters. Makes her look smaller than she may actually be.

That said, I would wager the profile lich is a fairly short girl.

>>21433700
Its like how the yeti is sitting down. You'd expect a yeti to be taller than most people from the mythology but she looks super short in the profile.
The lich is probably average sized but the levitating and the giant tombstone behind her make her look short.
Or perhaps she's a shortstack

>>21433689
>Fire your Kikimora maid
>Hire her as your wife
>She weakly beats against your chest crying tears of joy
>Says not to play with her heart like that master
>Corrects herself and says husband

>>21433700
She looks like she has a lot in common with Houri and other short girls KC's done.

>>21433725
True, KC has a definite "look" for his "short but not loli" girls.

>>21433707
>liches are natural shortstacks.
This makes the small penis into big penis.

>>21433293
Thought that was Godzilla for a second.

>>21433736
yeah Petite girls all seem to share the real life D cup breast size.

>>21433749
*in MGE

>>21433736
>>21433749
Petite sassy-yet-sweet Houris with perky D-cups and nice heart shaped ass!

I want to do a monster girl DnD campaign.
However, my party is composed of normies.

How do I do it?

What happens when you introduce Wendi-chan to chocolate?

>>21433766
Be sneaky about it, have a regular campaign but add in a rare couple of monster girls here and there in between the regular monsters.

>>21433766
You're going full magical realm. Never go full magical Realm.

>>21433756
what a cutie!

>>21433766

Treat it the same way as if you were asking your potential partner if they're into the same kinky sex you are.

>>21433455
>>21433555
Inari, Anubis, Pharaoh, Apophis, Dragon, Salamander, Vampire, Lich, Wight, Wisp, Kejourou, Demon, Dark Mage, Nurarihyon, Icequeen, Tsurara-Onna, Kikimora.

Atleast, might have forgotten something.

>>21433766
Make it take place in the underdark where the drow were cursed by a random powerful demon to only birth pure female drow, this has been going on for generations so there's no male drow left and they have to kidnap surface men to keep up a stable population, since they can't risk starting a war or letting the other drow cities know of their plight, there's mostly human males down there because they despise surface elves, laugh at manlet dwarfs, and orcs are too brutish. Party has quest to save lord's son who was kidnapped by them, problem is he became the slave-husband of the drow head priestess who answers directly to lloth and worse yet he doesn't want to leave.

I want to be a crazed fanboy of my super cool trio of tall ninja kamaitachi!

I'd watch them train and cheer them on at fighting tournaments, and of course "refuel" them between rounds!

>>21433781
Yeah. I was going to basically run them through MGQ's plot sans sexy times.
>>21433782
I don't care about the sexiness, I just want my world to be mostly populated by female monsters that prey on men. Is that just too much to ask?
>>21433800
I don't know this feel. Do I just drop hints?
>>21433822
Good plot hook. I think it's better than my homebrew adaptation.

>>21433700
Best body type, in my opinion. I want a smol Wisp and a tall and curvy Banshee to bind together for a sexy teamwork threesome

Big titty gyaru monsters!

How do you think dragon types work are they just separated by elements or do you you think there are crystal dragons and others

>>21433775
Curious nibbling and messy coat.

>>21433506
Mushrooms aren't plants. Neither is kelp, too.

>>21433925
I'm 90% sure Kelp is a plant.

>>21433916
Elements seems to be what KC is focusing on thus far.

>>21433911
Small tiddy, big booty gyaru monsters?

>>21433935
Kelp is actually a giant type of algae if I recall right. They're related to plants, but not considered true plants scientifically.

>>21433916
>Crystal
Do you mean Chromatic?
Also KC has name dropped Flame and Black dragons so it could be both. Assuming of course he isn't using black as a substitute for shadow/shade.

Beware the lewd monster mage wives.
You never know when one may start 'upgrading' your junk in secret to fill her perverse desires.

>>21433935
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrocystis_pyrifera

>>21433964
>in secret
I wish. Instead she just pours potions directly over my manhood, whenever it suits her.

>>21433942
It has to be some serious booty Anon.

>>21433964
That'd certainly be a surprise at the office

>>21433967
>>21433945
Cool info, but does Algae really not qualify as a type of plant?

>>21433988
Certainly not brown algae.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant#Algae

>>21433885
The petite bodytype KC draws for girls like Lich is pretty cute, but I prefer pear. I like cute lolis with sexy bodies a lot.

Ensure that you too do not fall victim to lewd monsters

>>21433984
Why does your office have penis inspection day?

Thanks again, Vada!

>>21434063
I don't make the rules, anon, I don't know

>>21433700
>That said, I would wager the profile lich is a fairly short girl.
I want to bully a short lich.

>>21434110
Very cute fish girl!

>>21434136
I want to turn a short lich around and fuck her as she lays on whatever she was just working on. Also fondle her perky D's and maybe give'em a good suck. Who knows maybe some milk will come out.

>>21434110
I wish I would get stuff for my birthday, but at least I have cabinet filled with liquor so I can try to forget how old and lonely I am. I'm happy for you and your cute fish though.

>>21434184
Don't worry anon, I'm a 28 year old virgin

There are many different types of best girl. However, what takes them from 10/10 to 11/10 has and always will be personal preference.

>>21434184
I feel you. literally forgot it was my birthday a few days ago and I am not even that old.

>>21434197
Lung dragons look obnoxious, I'll take one.

>>21434197
Isn't a kirin supposed to be basically a unicorn?

>>21434213
Its like a Raiju. No one fucking knows what its supposed to be.

>>21434197
Fae look cute

>>21434197
i want a lil dargon fairy

>>21434197
>Cockatrice
Now thats a girl that needs an art update.

>>21434189
So a year ahead of me.

>>21434213
Don't insult Kirin-chan like that, she's 100% Lightning rape dragon.

She just specced super heavily into elemental magic and didn't obtain the physique that Zinogre did. Which is probably why she's so much more dangerous than Zino.

>>21434197
>lung dragon
Is that typoed long dragon or dragon with lungs? Aren't air breathing lungs default option on dragons and exceptions have gills and whatnot?

>>21434213
Mythological kirins were often ascribed at least some draconic features, even if the unicorn aspect was more obvious.

>>21434236
But can she hold up against best and cutest girl?
Great Jaggy-chan?

How do you respond when your dear wife asks if the outfit she’s in makes her ass look fat to you, anons?

>>21434238
Probably not a typo, MH / JRPGs always does that kind of goofy stuff.

You know like "Munny".

>>21434238
To my knowledge "lung" in this context is just another way to spell the Chinese word for dragon.

>>21434251
I say yes because her ass IS fat.
The other I tell that it looks as pert and perky as ever.

>>21434245
Man I wore her armor until High Rank in 4U

Then I wore her HR version until G Rank

>>21434251
>Could be fatter

Its 70 and sunny out. You know what that means?
It means BBQing with your yeti relatives who know vegetables belong in the compost heap and not the grill. Go outside, have some fun, and have some steak. It'll be good for you.

>>21434251
She likes to see me squirm, so I do that.

>>21434236
>>21434245
>>21434260
Is this from some kind of gacha game or something?

>>21434289
Monster Hunter

>>21434295
Or more specifically, monster girl versions of monsters from Monster Hunter.

>>21434251
That her fat ass is the one making it look fat, not the outfit

>>21434297
Yes, if we're getting specific to this thread.

>>21434282
Man i just want to shove my face into that pharoah fat tits.

>>21434313
Are you prepared for the punishment?

>>21434156
I want to bend a loli Lich over things and fuck her in normally impossible positions when she's levitating midair.

>>21434321
Not today. I have a hemorrhoid.

>>21434289
Someone on /jp/ not knowing Monster Hunter. Spooky.

>>21434251
I shit you not I read you post 3 times but my head autofilled Dear into Deer and I had no idea what one would do in that situation.

>>21434245
Odogaron-chan is cuter and quite ferocious.

>>21434330
Well then you're getting no cuddles tonight as a punishment.

>>21434280
It's 100F here, it's too hot for most people out right now. I still think my wife would enjoy sunbathing out, since dragon's aren't really phased by extreme temperatures. She would still insist I get the lotion for her, just to be safe. (She wouldn't really need it, but she wouldn't say that. Dragon's are extremely crafty like that).

>>21434251
That's a dangerous question, the only winning move is not to answer.

>>21434335
Ogdodoggo is a baka that fights outside her league.

>>21434331
Holy shit fuck off you westernshit posting retard.

>>21434339
These pictures are so cute.

>>21434339
the answer is to get an erection

>>21434337
Doubly betrayed by my own ass.

>>21434321
Of course! I am prepared for what ever lewd punishments she decides to personally apply to my body.

>>21434238
Because the Lung Dragon walks upright with such a long body, instead of pulling it's body along the ground like the Salamander or Lindwurm, it can be inferred that the Lung Dragon does indeed have larger lungs than other similar sized species. I theorize they have a more powerful breath attack because of this physiology.

>>21434366
Good.

Pharaohs are wonderful aren't they?

>>21433885
I too really like KC's petite bodytype and wish to see more. Despite that my top10 doesn't have any. Maybe there is just too many good girls to choose from.

How does a shog dance with all that slime?

>>21434340
Bakas can be cute though.

>>21434388
>Smacks into Bagel without realizing what she did wrong.

>>21433293
i found this in my nostalgia threads
>>/jp/thread/15537352#p15544529
that was a pretty fun time

>>21434379
Indeed! they truly embody the idea of a God queen!

>>21434151
fish are very cute!
>>21434184
i too am lonely but talking about cute mg's in the threads leaves me with nice thoughts for bed time

>>21434331
I never tried Monster Hunter until MHW on PC, and it sounded like my PC was going to explode so I only played a little bit.

>>21434048
That's also a great body type, and coincidentally is perfect for undead. Not my first choice, but I probably wouldn't resist a pear shaped Wight.
>>21434381
Which of your top ten would be best for that body type if they had to?

>>21434395
I want to be brought before her golden throne.

>>21433700
Being smol is typical of casters.
I think average body's are cuter.

>>21434410
I want to be tied naked to her throne so she can hilt my dick inside her when she sits down.

>>21434321
Pharaohs are wonderful and I want to serve one, but I would prefer to avoid punishment by succeeding on my task. But if she wishes to punish me, am I in position to question her judgement?

>>21434437
Punishment is its own reward.

>>21434437
Luckily they reward you with headpats! And of course bedroom activities.

>>21434339
Dragons are obligate carnivores. You might need 3-5 racks of ribs for her.

>>21434449
like head scratches while he lays on her stomach as they both rest on a mound of giant cushions in the royal lounge?

>>21434462
Exactly.

>>21434405
Mershark, Anubis, Cupid, Blue Oni, Satyros and Jiangshi. Though I would add exception to their height so they might range from petite to tomboyish/tallflat.

>>21434197
>cockatrice
>dragon
sir what
a cocktrice/basilisk is a snake with chicken features

>>21434197
I want to see
Amphithere,Fae,Hydra and Kirin in encyclopedia

>>21434251
I tell her I like her ass big

>>21434343
Thank you Anon!

>>21434458
You're right anon, dragons are big eaters and she would probably really love meat like rib, chicken and so on. On the subject, I'd really love to get better at cooking and such, I think the idea of making nice big meals for wife and getting praised for it is really nice. I was talking about this with another waifufag recently, but I think it would be fun to make chocolates and candies for wife to celebrate things like birthdays or anniversaries and what not. Dragons already have incredible wealth and collections, so it wouldn't be like there's any typical material goods I could give her that would be unique or something she couldn't get otherwise, so it would have to be things handmade, and I think homemade candies would be great for that.

I think learning a whole new skillset just to make things for your lover would be really romantic and rewarding to do, especially when you're able to make things that make her happy.

>You inherit your Danuki mother's business
>Basically too big to fail requiring minimal effort from you, just sign some papers and you're done for the day
>You don't even need to dress up, just pajama pants and a loose t-shirt
>Have super serious Kikimora secretary
>Tells you to take this seriously and to read through every paper you sign all the way and to dress like the owner of multi-million fortune 500 company should
>If you did that you'd be there all day then and not able to shitpost on Korean ghost summoning boards
>Average morning and you see stack of papers
>Just scribble your signature through each and everyone one of them and prepare to leave the office
>Secretary Kiki then brings in one last paper and asks you to sign it
>Looks ornate and fancy, even written in cursive
>Taking her words to heart, at least in front of her, you read it
>Suddenly she tries to pull it away from you saying there's a typo and she needs to fix it
>Hold her back while you read it out loud
>It's a marriage contract
>Secretary Kiki looks redder than a Lava Golem
How do you punish your secretary, Anon?

>>21434586
By impregnating her.

>Dingo monster girl known for “eating” babies
>They actually steal them away from mothers negligent enough to leave them alone in the wilderness
>As such, they’re very caring, devoted, and guarding of their adopted children. They will wait until the babies are grown and of age to rape them/ monsterize them.

>>21434586
boob pit

>>21434586
She now needs to adhere to my favored body type for a secretary.

>>21434586
Forcing her to take paid time off for a week

>>21434603
>not tit pit
anon you had one job.

>>21434405
>That's also a great body type, and coincidentally is perfect for undead. Not my first choice, but I probably wouldn't resist a pear shaped Wight.
A loli Wight could be described as irresistable, for sure. A non-undead loli with nearly equal charms might be a Dark Mage.

>>21434613
wouldn't that be a reward not a punishment?

>>21434600
>Dingo monster girls in the city
>Sees two boys playing on the tire swing and laughing
>Thinks they must be in distress and goes to help them
>She asks where their mothers are and they point over to a bench with two older monsters talking and laughing
>Obviously they must be negligent to ever take an eye off their precious child
>Scoops them up in her arms and carries them off
>Two mothers suddenly notice and stop her
>Dingo gal gets into big argument about how they could take on off of their children and what they do if they hurt themselves
>Boys run off towards ice cream truck while the monsters argue
>Ara~ ara~ Dark Mage asks them if they want some free ice cream
>They both nod eagerly
>Tells them to get in the back of the van and they can have all the free ice cream they want
>Dingo gal notices this and tackles Dark Mage through window and hands the boys some ice cream
Cute
>>21434629
>Kikimoras thrive off of working
>Can't work and is forced to watch daytime television
I couldn't imagine a more painful existence

>>21434629
It causes despair within anubis and kikimora. You should disguise it as a business trip to reduce problems.

>>21434633
What if i enter dark mage-san’s ice cream truck without dingo to stop her?

How many times would you ejaculate in or on your waifu a day?

>>21433360
Alright, finished work. I don't relly like how it turned out to be, but eh. I still have a lot of work to do before I get out of /beg/. Next one on the line is a deer demon.

>>21434675
Just once.

>>21434682
That's monster girl abuse, anon.

I like bellies. Please post them

>>21434675
-1 Times

>>21434675
9

>>21434679
That's damn good mate.
The only real thing I could say is maybe lightening the pen lines for the abs.

>>21434688

>>21434675
Lower bound: 3
Upper bound: ??

>>21434688
Only because you asked nicely.

>>21434221
>clink

>>21434675
At this point its pretty much up to her, she can get me to cum in seconds whenever she wants. Double digits are the norm, sometimes more.

>>21434688

>>21434675
At least 10 times spread over the entire day. At most is infinite.
Also is the cure for most monster diseases just copious amount of breeding sex?

>>21434690
How does that work

MASSIVE UNDEAD FUNBAGS

see you next week anons

>>21434675
8 or more

>>21434688

>>21434720
Funny enough I think that still passes for SFW.

>>21434718
>Also is the cure for most monster diseases just copious amount of breeding sex?

Well that and time. You eat a lamentation mushroom and aren't an undead you're going to end up with quite an upset stomach for a while.

>>21434720
God damn that’s the good shit

>>21434675
Goodness, at least twenty times, and that’s only on extra formal days!

>>21434633
I bet being a ice cream truck driver would be fun in a monster city

>>21434720
Holy fuck thats hot! Always wondered what happened after her buttons popped off.

>>21434675

At least twice but it's usually much more than that.

>>21434734
How much of that is used for her tea?

>>21434675
Until i am dry,isnt that how its supposed to be?

>>21434751
Oh anon, I must confess that as much as I have a milk addiction in my own tea she prepares for me, so the same does she have a ‘cream’ addiction in the tea I help prepare for her! It does a Wonderland lady’s body good! Shy downright chugs at it sometimes when she’s been enraptured in lustful madness!

>Yandere monster trying to look more humanlike after she mistakenly thinks her crush only likes humans

>>21434744
her breasts grew twice their size as well,there must be something in her meals

>>21434734
Does it still only count as one if she gets you hopped up on Humpty jelly and just has you ooze into her all day? Because that's definitely something we'd try.
God damn any man brave/perverted enough to wife a Humpty Egg would be set for life off the trade my wife and I would be doing with 'em.

>>21434720
Always nice.
Could be bigger.

>>21434684
I only masturbate once a day. How long does she want me to have sex with her?

>>21434696
>>21434703
>>21434717
>>21434725

>>21434763
Going dry stops being a problem once you're incubized though.

>>21434737
Yeah but you would be getting requests for "special" ice "cream"

>>21434675
She is quite calm for a monster, so once in the mornings, perhaps couple times during day if we stumble upon each other and couple more by evening. That is until she encounters book or text describing unheard positions. Then she wants to thoroughly study them.

>>21434788
She's THAT old and only has one tail?

>>21434789
guess we can go as long as she pleases and get one of those mamono items that get filled via sex and sell for profit

>>21434719
timetravel

>>21434778
Oh you’ve no idea! Why it’s her favorite way to spend the entire day! She’d do it every day ending in Y if it weren’t for the fact that the sheer excess would cause her to swell noticeably from all the intake, which makes for poor tea-parry manners. But indeed she is always looking to break our longest record of 78 hours straight oozing and churning out into her!

>>21434771
>Wonderland lady’s body good!
It does any monstergirls body good! They should all be served their husbands "cream" once a day and that's just at bare minimum! For proper Healthy diet they should take in ten big loads applied orally and just as many vaginally!

>>21434720
>The rest of the image set
Krekk0v's non /d/egenerate works are great.

>>21434720
There's no nipple though

>>21434810
Hell yes, I see that great minds think alike.

Gonna bully mice and pat them on the head

>>21434775
Indeed. Must be a lot of holstaur milk as well to be lactating so much.

>>21434840
>>21434720
>Wife feeds on his blood, husband feeds on her milk.
Infinite power

>>21434818
>Imagining my Dear wife’s lustful glazed over stare as she chugs load after load after load after load from me for the tenth day in a row, only taking a breath to stroke my scalp and reassure me that it’s ‘completely healthy’ and that ‘Constant Cumpump is an esteemed honor title in noble houses’ before diving back in for yet another massive load
Aaah, such fantasies would be sure to get me in trouble were she to know how often I dream of them. But positively right!
>>21434830
I mean really, would you expect anything else? Excess is nobility in my dear wife’s eyes!

>>21434789
More specifically it seems to become something of a voluntary thing, based on just how much mana she gives back and how much the incubus chooses to eat of her mana. It seems too that even though they have the capacity to keep going, incubi still often hallucinate that they've been drained dry due to the sheer amount that is sucked out and how pleasurable it is.

And if something else eats the energy produced (i.e. tentacle plants) then a monster/incubus couple can still end up unconscious from sex.

>>21434877
Wait thats illegal

>>21434898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQFcVR6vEs

>>21434885
Its only trouble if you dont want her to actually act out those fantasies! As such i would be a-okay with my waifu finding out how badly i want to have her drink my cum for the entire day sometimes. Especially if its directly from the source!

>>21434796
foxes are pure

>>21434957
Pure cuteness

>>21434930
Just imagine the rhythmic glucking and glugging as she bobs her head back and forth again and again to please you as much as she feeds herself off of you, her cheeks bulging as her tongue laps it all up down her overworked throat. Its a truly Wonderful idea!

>>21434957
Pure tricksters!

>>21434962
Exactly! It would be an even bigger crime to keep such fantasies to yourself when they are so lewd! Even more so when its a wonderland waifu like yours.

Is Wendigo Coat considered Mofu?

>>21434984
Nope

>>21434988
Wots it feel like then?

>>21434980
I want a big trickster red fox to trick me into letting her into my home before pinning me down and forcing me to eat her pussy!

>>21434983
You're correct of course, but our regular tea party guests may become concerned if they receive no invites for several weeks only to arrive and see what the prolonged hedonistic session has done to her figure and the furniture!
But so be it!

>>21434996
I want a big fox to think that I'm shocked she got in my house and not how her breasts are bigger than her head!

>>21435006
If they have any jabberwock friends then they will be used to it! In fact if you have any jabberwock friends then they will surely be impressed! Maybe even give your waifu some tips and tricks for her on the use of your "cream"!

>>21435027
Thats when you fluster her by giving her massive mammaries some love with a firm fondle.

Jabberwock and a Dragon get into a fight, who wins?

>>21435035
Yep, a poke to the nipple that reveals she's extra sensitive in her bodacious boobage.

>>21435033
If she became any more skilled at her consumption and use of my stuff, she'd quickly become the Queen of Cream! A title she'd be happy to hold (and swallow, and slurp, and take in other places...)

>>21435036
In a fight fight the actual dragon.
In a yuri fight then the jabberwocks infinite lewdness means she will dominate the battle and leave her opponent sexually defeated and ready for the man to deal the finishing blow in turning the once proud dragon into a mere lizard.

>>21435036
Depends on the individual, since their strengths as a species are pretty much the same (sure the jabberwock may lack fire breath, but it probably wouldn't do much to a dragon anyway).

Unless the lack of interest jabberwocks tend to have in serious fights means they aren't generally as good in serious fights as vanilla dragons are.

Depends too on if a dragon can resist a jabberwock's distracting breath weapon.

>>21435047
I am sure her Noble family would love to here about her gaining such a prestigious title!
Assuming of course she truly was noble all along and not some myconid or mantango convert.

>>21435075
You're not one of those sorts who thinks nobles are only born, not made, are you?

>>21435075
She'd bring honor to them all on her throne made of- well, me!
She's noble in heart, despite her humble matango origins!

>>21435033
Why Jabberwocks in particular in that situation?

>>21435087
>Hatterfag's wife evolves from a Matango, into the Hatter we know, until eventually she rises even further into a true royal house progenitor of Wonderland
>The Queen of Cream gently squeezes her big fat massive ass onto her oversized throne that looks like its made of teacup china
>And right in the middle of it is Hatterfag, already at work thrusting into her from below and fondling her enormous ponderous breasts
>She raises a cup and the massive tea party that is her royal court raises theirs in response, signalling the start of another day of partying, hedonism, and Wonderland Debauchery

>>21435083
Of course not! Its just that now she has a title to increase her nobility!

>>21435087
Thats good to hear and all that matters!

>>21435093
Because how can the only way to show that you are the lewdest is to have others challenge you for that position. The more of those challengers the better.

>>21434383
Gracefully!

>>21435107
That's a fantastic fantasy anon, I'd love for that to be her happy ending!
>>21435116
To lewdness! To the Queen of Cream! I'm seriously liking this idea!

>>21435130
Its also great that the Queen of Cream sounds like a title the Queen of hearts would give out to a subject! Although she may become the Empress of Hearts just to make sure your waifu still knows who is top dog.

>>21435050
rude!

>>21435050
I want a Shortstack Onee-san who bullies me into doing sexual things!

>>21435143
My dear wife would never impose upon the QoH's reign, but would be happy to accept such a lewd title! And to use it as an excuse to smother and drain me all day for the rest of time in nonstop loving lewd sex!!!

painting a large mural with jabberwock

>>21435201
I must ask what kinda of lewd royal clothing will your waifu wear now with her new position? Or would she perhaps no longer wear clothing so as to ensure your cream can reach her entire body?

>>21435215
cum paint

>>21435215
painting a large mural on jabberwock!

>>21435217
Well as my waifu goes, her clothing is all a part of her anyway, so absorption would be no issue regardless! But let's see...
>Platinum-white and shiny fishnet leggings that extend from her high heels all the way to the ends of her juicy thighs
>Wide-fit stretched-thin white-pink panties, with embroidered white frills at the edges and a heart-shaped cutout at both the very front and the very back
>An extra lacy corset-style brassiere with the strings in the front holding the cups together straining desperately at holding back their burden, lined along all the edges with pearls, her jewel of choice given her title, and with some draping sequins under the cups in front that dangle over her midriff
>elbow-length white wedding gloves, delicate as silk with golden bands at the elbows
>a light blueish green yet billowing facsimile of her standard suitcoat, only modified so as to just drape off of her shoulders and having her two coattails drape over her ass perfectly framing it as if they were accentuating garterbelt
>Massive ruffled collar framing her face perfectly with an opening in the front so as to not inhibit access to her mouth or frontside
>HUGE pearl necklace, the centerpiece hanging heavy right at the apex of her pushed up cleavage
>Hair done up in elaborate twisting pretzel-like folds and curls, impossible by normal physics but perfectly fine in Wonderland
>Atop that, a comically towering top hat with accolades and ribbons and elaborate embroidery, topped with a regal crown adorned with even more massive pearls
Truly though, no matter what size or what she wears, my dear wife is always a beautiful queen to me!

What happens if you put a Shoggoth in a vac bed?

>>21435279
In a what?

>>21435272
She has nice eyes

>>21435050
Source

>>21435285
Some real KDF tier shit.

>>21435268
That all sounds quite perfect and lewd! although i must ask! does she wear panties with that cut out or is she bare?

>>21435289
I believe i would get lost staring into them. No way for me to escape before she pulls my face directly into her bountiful bust!

>>21435279
Something like this I guess.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51675221

I’M ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT 4 EARS

>>21435307
Well, let's just say that at that point, at any given time, one of those cutouts will always be 'filled in', so to speak!

>>21435312
Does KC even make Four ears? he seems to keep the normal location for human ears hidden.

>>21435310
but then you cant see her eyes

>>21435272
She has such big... tails.

>>21435285
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_bed

>>21435305
I'm actually much less in to vacbeds then you might think anon. When made-to-measure catsuits exist they just seem like an overcomplicated downgrade.

>>21435268
Waifufags really do love their wives. I wish I could get as inspired to answer a simple question with such a thought out response.

>>21435259
painting a large mural OF jabberwock!

>>21435318
He seems to be pretty against it, magical items in the setting even expressly avoid it:

>In spite of having beast ears and tails, there is a secret magic put into the uniforms.
>It is a magical hat that is said to hide your original ears by wearing it, and then beast ears spring up from the top of the hat.
>The beast ears possess sensation as if they were from the original person, and twitch along with the witches' emotions.

Why are shortstacks so fucking best?

>>21435350
Looks like she's IMAGINE-ing.

>When you know what is best in life

>>21435344
There is a hairband that is also noted to get rid of the original ears when worn, thus avoiding the four ears scenario.

>I had her put on “beast ear hairband”, which causes beast ears to sprout and cover up human ears.

>>21435350
because they're the cutest form of women ever!

>>21435350
Because there isn't enough great flat loli content to convince you otherwise.

I see the light though, it tells me that loli is superior :^)

>>21435352
And you TAKE IT

>>21435358
Oh, that got uploaded? Guess I'll go scour.

>>21435324
they really are wonderful tails

>>21435358
I love this artists style. He always makes the girls look so delightfully plush and soft.

>>21435363
>>21435368
>Coils him
>No stupid fucking ass
>BITES HIM
>HUGE

>>21435302
https://exhentai.org/g/1419655/2cb2bf4ea5/
Never mind found it

>>21435380
I like the shady fortune tellers. It's one way I'd like to meet an apophis.

I need a big Ushi-Oni

>>21434991
Deerskin

>>21435358
I love it! Especially how she responds to him ravishing her by just going full monster girl mode on him, wrapping up and biting him so she can get fully satisfied.

Here's hoping it gets translated. It looks to be one of the best lamia doujins we've gotten in a long time.

Gotta love too the sheer enthusiasm of the guy regardless of whether he's giving or taking pleasure. He's just ecstatic to be with a snake girl.

>>21435380
this was one of the best to come out in recent memory

>>21435389
damn, she looks like she's ready to molest!

>>21435406
To be molested, and given a real baby!

>>21435406
That's why you gotta counter molest first.

>>21435389

reminder that Urumi has the ability to change the weight of whatever she wants. So she could make you incredibly lightweight.

>>21435355
Is that a kitsune

>>21435412
>whatever she wants
Only familiar objects. Of course once she gets familiar with you she'll take pride in making your balls grow heavy on command

>>21435404
>Big snek tiddies
>Bites
>Dark skin
>Best haircut
>No butt stuff
I feel like this was made for me.

>>21435423
That doesn't mean that they will be full you know

>>21435335
It depends on the waifu fag. I usually just enjoy seeing what magical ideas i can get out of hatterfags head. It does sometimes it makes me sad i cant think of such details with my own waifu.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that snakes can be shortstacks too!
Sure, they may only be able to 'just' wrap you up but they're also more portable than their normal sized cousins!

New yandere wife pic!

>>21435414
Nope, she's a human assassin that the succubus Rubiana is testing trial insignias on. This is the vixen insignia, and she added a fox ear headband to complete the look.

I take it you haven't read World Guide 3? https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire

>>21435350
So much love in such a smal body plus they have really big IMAGINE factors.

>>21435358
Damn, just look at how happy they are! Crazy intense monster girl love at its best!

>>21435440
Yeah, he seems pretty into it. Even though he's pretty /d/ I can't knock his creativity.
Whos your waifu?

>>21435447
Vixen Insignias are the absolute best.

>>21435447
Not completely I've read some of what's been translated here

>>21435447
I'm curious about the tentacle bed thing that is restraining her in all the pics.

>>21435445
>Where do you think you're going, not sucking all the milk from my breasts???
>>21435440
>>21435457
Any amount of creativity is great anons! Scrolling story or just a small thought, every idea about your waifu is a truly Wonderful thing!

>>21435467
You really got to get some commissions of your wife
Also do you get mad at being called hatterfag?

>>21435480
My dream commission artist actually opened commissions recently, but they were literally 200$ each... I'm deciding to save that up over time for the next time he opens them. Or at least to start getting some from other people as they open them up!!!
And no, I like it! I'm an oooooold oldfag, from when -fag was just a neutral denoting term. So no worries from me!

>>21435467
Well i try to help you. I cant really think about my waifu herself without describing characters i like for her to resemble and story wise i can only do stories about her species and not her self.

>>21435445
sp00k m0us

>>21435445
yandere is my favorite

>>21435385
sincere thanks for sharing

Did you know that your waifu probably has a skeleton inside her

>>21435447
Fuck me even censored this is some hot stuff. I need another doujin fron kc.

>>21435538
i want more scary monsters

What do you think Shirokuto and Kuroferuru's relationship is like? One's a sane lolibaba, the others a depraved preacher of loli supremacy.

>>21435538
Something really hot about maijin girls acting spooky/monstrous.

>>21434675
From what I know about myself already about +5 times a day not including ghost loads.

>>21435500
That's okay! Even that is a great creative exercise! It helps bring her to your mind, which is whats great!

>>21435546
Just so you know, you can find the pics uncensored (or at least less censored, i.e. original scan) on Monster Girls Redux.

>>21435538
She has really nice hair, I wish I could wash it

>>21435538
>HAHAHAHAAAA
>FINALLY, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU ALL DAY
>NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU....
>i'd like to buy all your chocolate :)

>>21435554
Cordial on the surface as fellow arch mages of Sabbath, but always just one snide comment away from a slap fight.

>>21435355
I wonder if there is a hat that does the reverse in case a beast girl wants to go incognito
>hat hides her beast ears and makes illusory human ears
>she still forgets to hide her tail

>>21435571
I know. My point was just that even censored they are still extremely sexy

>>21435550
What about super creeps?

>>21435574

If a Kej trusts you enough to wash and otherwise take care of her hair, then a proposal isn't too far off.

>>21435460
I like them for how much depth their info gives to fox monsters in general.

>>21435575
Get hit by a bus.

>>21435589
super duper creepy creeps!

>>21435570
Thanks for your positivity hatterfag! I will keep that in mind.

>>21435355
I wonder if mofus would offended, threatened or flattered by these fakers.

Give monsters your sweets

>>21435659
Never! I slaved away on these cookies and this banana bread and this fudge and this ganache and this bread pudding and these muffins and this taffy and these donuts and they're MINE!

>>21433832
>Hugs? Well I know of a Weresheep and a Bunyip who are single, they can hug better than I can. I don't do very well in the cold, please close the door on your way out

How can a monster be tsundere when they are being of rape and sex

>>21435685
Ice queen.

>>21435685
They rape you but they're not happy about it.

>>21435659
I want to give them my cum through gloryholes and anonymous group sex.

>>21435698
No they want your sugar not your salt

>>21435590
Friends let friends do their hair

>>21435685
Such is the advent of male tsundere (i.e., when you say no to her instead of yes).

>>21435713

Human male tsuns are better than Monster girl tsuns

>>21435550
>>21435589
Would you be willing to settle for a dinosaur girl?

>>21435722
depends on the dinosaur.

Would you guys use a Insignia on your waifu?

>>21435743
Probably play around with the trial ones. Anything permanents up to her.

>>21435685
By being your childhood friend

>>21435743
Trial ones yes.

>>21435722
yeah, dinosaur girls are always good with me.

rata rata!

>>21435743
I'd love to find one to perfectly fit on my dear wife! I need to brush up on what they each do though. Maybe one on the lower back? Side of the thigh? Buried deep in her cleavage?

>>21435685
selkies hate it when a man ruins their coats by accident so they have to rape them for warmth in the arctic

>>21435743
Maybe only very rarely, and only with the temporary ones. Aside from that, she also might get a very tiny one at the back of her throat.

>>21435789
I want to pull rata-chan's tongue!

>>21435804
pull her tie and makeout with her tongue!

>>21435789
Dumb squirrel

>>21435811
Daily!

If I don't do it to her, she does it to me!

>>21435811
No, pinch her tongue between your fingers and tug on it!

>MGs are real but only a few types make it into the world, your top 5-10 don't make it in either (I mean if you like bog standard Succubi this one's basically a freebie)

>MGs are real but a significant portion of them outside of succubi have button noses, scale plates on face portions, literal snake hood instead of hair, ect variety of possible stuff very loud people whine in here aboot. No absolute furry / snout shit though, if you need an example Polt but a lot less furry

>Only MGs with 100% real world counterparts make it into the world, outside of succubi most / all MGs prefer the wilderness and refuse to settle within cities or towns, there are also rapey and highly affectionate Tomasu Yeti's roaming the wilds

>MGs exist however a multitude of species actively turn their husbands into male versions, but it's mainly only the ones that did this within current human fiction such as Vampires, Werewolves, Undead, ect, however there may be a few more than just those. MGs from those groups take no "racial" preference since ultimately the guy they like will end up a monster anyway so personality and whatever preferences they have wins the day (basically "I only date other Elves" won't exist if you need an example)

>Insert a Zoolander Merman joke involving the above situation (Free Space)

Now then, make your choice anon.


.


>Mystery Box

>>21435879
How about no, and how about fuck off?

>>21435879
Eat my asshole, Robot Devil.

I would not want to get a lilim or dragon or pharaoh or apophis as a waifu. But it would annoy the hell out of me if someone else, probably some fat loser, does. I think I'd sooner hang myself than suffer a humiliation of that level, of having to live in a society where undeserving people are randomly handed power ten times that handed to me, either "real" or sociopolitical power.

Am I too spiteful? Am I "mentally ill" and in need of being "corrected" by a mindflayer, so as to fit correctly in the post-portal society? I did not think I was a rabid republican yet through MGE I have discovered just how much I hate the idea of nobility.

>>21435879
Option two.

>>21435879
Your posts were never funny, welcome and were always just shock value bait. Fuck off /co/umblr faggot.

>>21435890
If you don't want any of the rare species then why do you care who gets them? Just get the species you like

>>21435879
Option 3 is probably fine. Regular succubi sre just as loving as any more gimmicky MG and that's the important part. All the other options change too much.

>>21435898
What he hates is the random peasant gaining status through powerful mg marriage

>MGs are real but they don't speak any of our languages.

>>21435892
I take it you prefer slightly more monsterous MGs then?

>>21435902
Why not option 1 then? That's like a free Succ space. Unless of course Succubi were in your top 5 or something.

>>21435909
>first several days are spent communicating with body language
I'm absolutely okay with this

>>21435912
Whats body language for "i want to inhale your mofu"?

>>21435909
That's not a true downside anon. I mean hell, within 6 months you'd probably have translators and enough language skills to get the important stuff across.

It's a short term inconvenience if anything.

>>21435904
I don't see why that matters I mean so what if they get with a lilim or pharaoh is it really going to bother you while your living with your waifu?

>>21435923
Just
DO IT

>>21435910
There are a few of my favorite MGs that possibly sneak in with option 3, whereas option 1 forbids them entirely. If they don't, succubi still exist so that's ultimately fine, but at least the chance is there.

>>21435912
>get to enjoy her whispering lewd things in your ear in a language you don't know.
>She does this even after becoming fluent enough to speak with you normally.

>>21435923
Drool while staring at her tail, and rub your hands together.

>>21435937
I want a Demon to curse at me in some old, infernal tongue.

>>21435890
Lilimfags deserve love too

>>21435937
How do you know they're lewd words if you don't speak their language?

>>21435930
>prince and the pauper situation, they ens up switching lives
>pauper ends up falling for the visiting lilim princess, who is affectionate and cares for him unlike everyone else in his life
>prince ends up falling in love with an abandoned stray kobold who is intially tsundere but warms up
Happily ever after.

>>21435942
>What anon doesn't know is that it's an actual curse

Just imagine anon.

You finally get some action but you can no longer cum. Or maybe your car won't start. Possibly the rare gift curse of all manner of firearms and munitions being unable to harm you.

>>21435879
>all of these newfags

>>21435879
1

>>21435910
Not especially. It just seems like the best choice to get the type you like.

>>21435969
Tsundere Demons deserve to have their curses reflected.

>>21435909
>MGs are real but they only speak G*rman

What would a lich do if I stole her cross?

>>21436001
Lose her faith in humanity

>>21436001
She would be cross with you.

What if you decide to give your Lich girlfriend a brand new cross that you made yourself?

>>21435973
I'm only counting 2 but that's because I'm pretty sure it's just that one guy who literally bought a pass so he can double tap angry posts out as fast as possible.

Honestly I'm not even sure if it's 2 people at this point, it always seems to go two super short not thought out anger posts within literally 8-30 seconds of any post that isn't up to "board standards", short time frame, slightly more thought out angry post as if it were just one person instead.

Actually, who cares about that.

>>21436002
>>21436004
Noice.

>>21436008
She puts her soul in it and your ween in her pussy

>>21436011
>avatarfag mad he got called out for shitposting
Good golly, what are the odds?

>>21436013
What about a smile? Can I get that too?

>>21436015
You're the one shitposting.

>>21436015
Calm down lad.

>>21436013
Wouldn't dragging around your immortal soul instead of storing it somewhere safely be a bad idea?

>>21436008
>Powerful and respected Lich floating around the Undead Kingdom
>Everyone notices her new cross following her around
>Everyone notices how poorly it is made and wonder if a zombie made it for her in arts and crafts
>No dares to question it and the one Vampire that does point out it's quality is given the undeath stare from your Lich waifu
>When she gets home she hugs you and tells you how much she loves the new cross

>>21435909
>>21435937
>holsts speak in Not!Dutch
Gonna be both endearingly cute when I have no clue what she's saying and exceedingly lewd sounding when she's pillowtalking.
>She does this even after becoming fluent enough to speak with you normally.
ESL's do it all the time when they hit emotional extremes. Hell, tickle them and most revert back to their native language. Its damn hard to think up the proper words and do correct syntax when something like that's going on.
>>21435954
Context and tone of voice. She could be whispering grandma haku's ultimate banana bread recipe in Not!Dutch right into my ear in a breathless voice while she's on top of me and its gonna be lewd.

>>21436021
You're hauling it around right now.

>>21436023
I dunno, anon. I'd rather just have her tell me it's shit rather than pretend to love an ugly mess of a cross made by a mediocre simpleton.

>>21436031
She loves it because you made it, not because she has to. If you're really worried about making her look undignified due to her choice of floating symbols then ask her if she knows any stone sculptures willing to teach you and then make her a gift worthy of an undead of her stature

>>21436029
No No I mean a Lich wouldn't store their soul in the cross that floats behind them all the time.

I mean what happens if a Wurm bumps into her in a high speed man rape chase while she's on her way to pickup apothecary supplies? It could break and then she'd be in trouble.

Well I mean her husband's dick would be in trouble but you know what I mean.