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Youmu is not half-ghost, idiot. She's half-phantom. Also Youmu canonically has tits now.

>>21344359
so teen youmu.

>>21344359
Youmo looks like a slut now!

I prefer the slutty, shota-fucking Youmu.

Hahaha this thread is for DORKS

>>21344356
legal youmu

Half the phantom, twice the dork.

>>21344356
I prefer Youmu Konpaku.

>>21344359
Looks like Myon is getting a good sniff from Youmu's crotch sweat there.

I prefer bleeding,suffering youmu

Youmu is the only 2hu I know of that has ever been depicted engaging in consensual tentacle sex in doujins.

>>21349878
>good sniff
The tail was actually Myon's head all along, so that's actually Myon's crotch craving after Youmu's crotch.

I prefer completely dead in a pool of blood youmu
I fucking hate her so much

Youmu is not a dork!!

>>21352375
who hurt you?

poke

YOU!

>>21344356
>>21344359
Youmu with itty bitty titties is the best Youmu

>>21344359
>>21354451
Yes! Budding JC Youmu!!

>>21344356
>>21344359
Right in the middle between loli and teen Youmu is canonical now.

Oh noes, seems like Youmu's bed room is haunted

>>21355209
The fine gentleman taste

>>21356477
Better exorcise that ghost on youmus bed and also have her clean up the mess later.

JK Youmu a best

>>21356268
Youmu is going through puberty! She looks VERY sexy! I want her to myself!

>>21356539
Begone with that filth.

>>21356551
nope

>>21350249
>bleeding, suffering youmu
Like this?

>>21356551
>Begone with that filth.
Hello

>>21356852
You can't even call that abomination Youmu anymore.

>>21344356
30-year-old Youmu, my wife

>>21357047
There's the theory that Youmu's IaMP win quotes confirm her to be at least 30 years old, but even a 30-year-old Youmu might still be a loli.

>>21356986

But it's in-character.

>>21353403
She's an adorable diaper dork.

>>21358226
Youmu doesn't buy or sell tools in canon, so it's not.

>>21344356
Loli anything is best, although the slightest hint of budding mosquito bites is fine too.

>>21344356
rapist futa youmu with massive dong

>>21364655
Thats gross anon. Dont post such a repulsive image again

>>21364598
I'll never understand why there are so many artists that draw her with anything bigger than that.

>>21358226
No it isn’t

>>21364598
Good taste.

>>21364655
i-i'm craving for a subway right now

>>21344356
MILF Youmu.

>>21369605
Thats also disgusting. Youmu is a petite girl

Just remember: big tits fill a man's hand; small tits fill a man's heart

>>21369605
HANG yourself.

YOUMU NO!
https://twitter.com/anterdel/status/1129857155492749314

>>21370265
cock sucking youmu

>>21370265
Notice how her phantom half is missing in all of the pictures? That's just an imposter.
Youmu would never do something so disgusting.

>>21370265
Me and my friend anon helping Youmu give some grandchildren to Yuyuko.

>>21370331
There's a third guy offscreen using Myon as an onahole.

>>21370383
>There's a third guy offscreen using Myon as an onahole.
Lies. It doesn't appear in any of the related pictures with the third guy present either.
This here is the real Youmu.

>>21344359
>phantom half lewdly clinging to her human half's midsection
Is ZUN becoming a dirty old man?

>becoming

>>21370466
Youmu's phantom half is becoming a dirty old man.

>>21370584
No space birds in this thread, please.

>>21370265
got anymore of those kinds of pics?

>>21371542
just check the dudes twitter

>>21371551
I can't decide what's a bigger insult to Youmu's design, the tits or the extreme tareme.

>>21344356
>youmu?
More like YUMu!

>>21370383
>helping Youmu give some grandchildren to Yuyuko

Can Youmu even get pregnant yet? How are half-human half-phantom babies even made?

>>21375044
>How are half-human half-phantom babies even made?
With a lot of love and passion

>>21370265
I really like seeing Youmu in a gangbang. Is that weird?

>>21375044
translate, weebs.

>>21378284
It's mostly self-explanatory with just the pictures, but here you go:

Title: Where do babies come from?

Youmu
>Yuyuko-sama! How are Half-Human Half-Phantoms born?

Yuyuko
>Let's see, there are various theories...
>Theory 1: They are brought by vultures.
>Theory 2: By being half killed.
>Theory 3: Normally by [CENSORED]

Youmu
>Uhyaa

Some notes:
>Theory 2
Notice the soul coming out of her mouth? Obviously a common trope in Japanese media.

>Theory 3
The text on her half phantom that is blocking the view just says "half phantom".
I think this theory either implies that her species reproduces asexually or that in order to procreate a female human half copulates with a male phantom half and possibly also the other way around.

The real question is how baby phantom halves are born.

>>21377940
Depends, do you also want to participate and have a turn with Youmu? Or are you fine with just watching?

>>21356624
Post more Touhou periods

>>21353403
Does the dork still wet the bed?

>>21379947
Either half-phantoms are born from a form of necromancy or full-bodied phantoms like Yuyuko are fertile and just pop them out.
The real question is if the later, how is Youmu going to keep alive the Kompaku bloodline? If she mates with a human the offspring would only be a quarter phantom, and the only other half-phantom is her father.

>>21380013
Only when she has a nightmare or is startled by a strange noise in the middle of the night

>>21380164
Does the Yuyu make her wear diapers to bed?

>>21380176
There's no need for that, since Yuyuko hired me to lick Youmu's bed sheets clean every time she pees herself.

>>21380241
Are you the same guy who takes care of the pee stained sheets in the SDM as well?

>>21344356
As young as possible but being able to take my 7 inches completely inside her cunny as I mating press her violently.

>>21380122
First of all, Yuyuko is a ghost, not a phantom, two very different types of being in Touhou.
Secondly, the Konpaku family is described as a family lineage of half-phantoms, there's no reason to believe that Youmu and Youki are the only ones left.
It's also unlikely that Youki is Youmu's father considering his old age.
In either case, her mother should still exist somewhere as well.
Youmu was probably just selected to assume Youki's role as Yuyuko's guard at birth.

>quarter phantom
There's still the possibility that she can't make a baby with a human, for example her lower body temperature could be an issue.

>>21380436
Aren’t ghosts just a form of human phantoms?
Being old doesn’t matter, there’s no other possible candidate if indeed Youmu was conceived by natural means.

Most likely half-phantoms are conceived by human females getting pregnant by spirits possessing them, much in the way Mary got pregnant with Jesus, meaning Jesus was also a half-ghost/phantom

>>21380536
>Aren’t ghosts just a form of human phantoms?
Not really, both only have in common that they are types of dead spirits, but there are many other types of spirits in Gensokyo. If anything, phantoms are closer related to vengeful spirits, divine spirits and fairies.
Ghosts are essentially incarnations of dead people and symbolize death rather than the nature/soul of something as phantoms do.

>there’s no other possible candidate
What makes you think that Youki is the only male half-phantom left?

>>21380122
>The real question is if the later, how is Youmu going to keep alive the Kompaku bloodline? If she mates with a human the offspring would only be a quarter phantom, and the only other half-phantom is her father.

Actually, if you look at it through Mendelian genetics, it's entirely feasible for Youmu to have a half-ghost offspring. This is regardless of whether she mates with a pure human or a pure ghost. A pure human would have two "human" alleles, and a pure phantom would have two "ghost" alleles, and Youmu would have a human and a ghost allele.

If you do that and combine Youmu's alleles (HG) with either a full human male's (HH) or a full ghost male's alleles (HG) using Punnett squares, the likelihood of another half-human/half-ghost hybrid being born are both 50% in either scenario.

Under this method, it's impossible to have a "quarter ghost" or a "quarter human" situation; you're either a full human, full ghost, or a half-human/half-ghost hybrid.

This also makes it possible for Yuyuko to have fucked the shit out of Youki and got pregnant with Youmu, regardless of whether it happened before or after her death.

>>21381803
>or a full ghost male's alleles (HG) using Punnett squares

Fuck me, I meant to say "GG".

>>21379974
both, but i better get to participate

>>21381803
The half phantom characteristics aren’t a single gene but half her genetic codebase, her impure offspring could inherit her silver hair or cold body but they wouldn’t be strictly half-phantoms.

>>21383213
Her phantom characteristics aren't genetic to begin with.
The white hair and cold body are not genetically inherited per se but rather byproducts of being half-dead.

But it might still be possible to have half-phantom offspring with her as a normal human depending on how the soul of the baby is removed from its body.
Maybe the soul of the unborn child is pulled out by having her phantom half mate with your soul?

>>21370265

Is it just me, or is there a suprising amount of passion in this pic? According to the Pixiv page for this pic, Youmu is getting raped, but you can't tell from the pic alone because it looks like she's actually enjoying it.

>>21383582
Youmu loves rape. Consensual sex turns her off.

>>21383582
I don't think it's rape, the pictures before it are all of Youmu and those guys working together to get Youmu fit and strong. The Japanese seem to misuse the western word for rape, it's kind of closer to "ravish" I guess, in english.

>>21385265

No, the Pixiv page has the 「レイプ」 tag on it.

>>21369605
based

>>21369730
>>21370131
cringe kys

>>21388059
Go back.

>>21388076
kys with your family

but what about milf Youmu?

>>21388059
why? im stating the truth

>>21388142
Your truth is false

Youmu is an elegant dork.

>>21388643
following in yuyuko's footsteps

>>21389098

All she has to do now is get a boobjob, and then give birth to a grandchild for Yuyuko.

>>21389647
She doesn't need a boobjob. They'll grow naturally once she adopts Yuyuko's eating habits.

>>21389945

Point taken. When you live with a gluttonous mother that eats anything and everything she sees, the risk of starving to death is immensely high, as there may be no food left for yourself in the house for days on end. If she lives in such an environment, she'll quickly learn to pig out every time she gets a chance to eat.

>>21389647
>>21389945
Boobjobs are and will always be physically impossible for her.
Stop forcing your sick fantasies on Youmu's cute loli chest.

>>21391517
So naizuri then?

>>21395403
Only if you help to get her pregnant.
Otherwise, only a prayer to Amitabha might save you soul.

I don't care as long as she puts out.

>>21399815
the effort's what's count right?

>>21399798
how cute would youmu be trying to take care of children?

>>21371551
I like this style. However, I do not like that Youmu has gross fat breasts.

>>21356551
Too bad you can't have her because she is my wife!

>>21401879
So cute that she'd be pregnant again in no time.

>>21402042
A pity considering he used to draw her with small breasts until the end of last year.
At least, he still draws flat or loli Youmu once in a while, but otherwise it's noritamago's degeneration all over again.

>>21404904
I want to hug all of those cute Youmus and kiss them on their foreheads before they drift off to sleep!!!

>>21404947
once they're all asleep youmu will be free to make babies again

>>21405284
Youmu deserves rest too!

>>21405335
She deserves to have a baby on her belly at all times!

>>21344356
4D Youmu

>>21406929
that's some next level shit

>>21405477
On her belly?! Well I guess if the baby enjoys playing on mom's tummy!

The real question is: do you prefer short-haired or long-haired Youmu?

>>21409223
Short-haired flat dorky loli Youmu is the only Youmu I'll ever accept.

>>21409223
One day, Youmu will leave behind her half-baked, dorky past and become a full-fledged half-phantom surpassing even the likes of Youki or Yorihime in swordsmanship.
And that's when she'll also grow her hair long.

But before that, she'll have to make a lot of babies.

>>21409223
Short haired, long hair is heresy

>>21412778
she'll never lose her short hair

How many headpats a day are healthy for Youmu?

>>21421962
Not too many, or you'll end up spoiling her.

>>21421962
Enough to make a bald spot in the top of her head.

>>21422013
>>21425312
Two types of people

Youmu and pig yuyu

>>21430516
that.. is both cute and unsettling at the same time

>>21417427
amen.

>>21417427

Yeah, it's hard to have sex hair when it's long.

why does nobody used myon for anything?

>>21441165
short hair is always infinitely cuter

>>21441625
pretty sure other ghosts use myon for sex too

>>21445316
Myon is a mommy going after cute shota phantoms.
Remember, its much bigger than normal phantoms.
You have no idea how lewd her body looks from a phantom's perspective.

>>21445840
I like the idea of that

anyone got any good doujins where Youmu is getting gangbanged?

>>21441625
I have seen many images of Youmu using herself as an onahole, a dildo, a sex partner, etc. Her ghost half is slightly warmer and her human body is slightly colder, so being caressed by her ghost half must extremely comforting in the winter and snuggling with Youmu on a summer day must be really relaxing too.

>>21452539
Her phantom body is warmer than normal phantoms, but that doesn't mean that it is warmer than her human body.
I imagine both bodies are still colder than a normal human body and would feel somewhat cool to the touch.
ZUN also once wrote that Youmu's phantom half is as cold as dry ice, but I think that was completely retconned.

>>21453919
I just realized that. If you were to have sex with her, her body would be really cold wouldn't it? Like a corpse...

>>21455684
Good, that means I can warm her up with my body heat.
And since we'll be fucking all night long, I'll have plenty of time to heat her up.

>>21455684
Don't worry, it's only half-necrophilia.
But yes, the whole point is that her body temperature is between that of the dead and that of the living, kind of like a dead body that is still a bit warm.

>>21344356
i prefer virtually flat but (childish) teen youmu myself.

>>21370265
>>21377940
youmu is my long time waifu and i am ashamed to say i really enjoyed these pictures of her, and i wasn't imagining myself as one of them either.

Yoomuuu

>>21356477

>>21456655
Youmu is not my waifu, but I enjoyed the picture and imagined myself as the one plowing her tight little pussy.
It sounds like you're discovering a new fetish. A terrible one, by the way.

why do people love drawing youmu with big tits so much?

>>21457715
I suspect that's not exclusive to youmu and that in fact, they may enjoy large breasts.

>>21457074
at this point i'm hoping i get a fetish for suicide next.

>>21457715
>>21457721
She definitely gets more art with big tits than other "fairly short" characters like Marisa or Lunasa.
It's probably the gap moe of giving a pure, immature girl a lewd body.
I think it all began with the "face that knew men" meme from Ten Desires. Before that, she was usually considered a loli character.
Ten Desires was a mistake.

>>21459460
haven't heard that meme. what was that about?

>>21462790
In Ten Desires, Youmu has a messy hair style and overall girly appearance.
Some took this to mean that she wanted to impress the opposite sex or was even in a relationship.
To this day, the Japanese often call TD Youmu "Youmu who knew men" and I've also seen "Youmu who forgot men" for her appearance in WBaWC.

>>21462790

>SinceZUN's drawing style changes a lot in each work, she has been called "Youyoumu Youmu"(妖々夢妖夢), or "YYY" for short, fromPerfect Cherry Blossomand "The face that knew men"(男を知った顔)fromTen Desires. With the latter, Japanese fans have noticed that her portrait makes her look cuter, charming and youthful compared to her portraits in previous games, with notable emphasis placed on her hairstyle change. For some reason, some fans have taken this as a sign that Youmu may have made a boyfriend, speculating that she's made efforts to better take care of her appearance as a result. This resulted in "男を知った顔" becoming a nickname for herTen Desiresdrawing. Reactions have ranged from agreeance to complete outrage.

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fandom/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom#Youmu_Konpaku
https://dic.nicovideo.jp/t/a/男を知った顔
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/男を知った妖夢

It's an old Japanese meme that originates to Youmu's Ten Desires portrait, which features her having messy sex hair compared to previous portraits.

Still though, even though it's not as messy as TD Youmu's portrait, WBaWC's Youmu still has messier hair than PCB, IN or PoFV versions.

>>21463582
I think there hasn't been a hairstyle change but rather ZUN is trying to have the hair flutter in the wind, which is why it looks so messy now.
This didn't work so well for TD, but in WBaWC it actually looks like it could still be her old hair style.
It's seems likely that ZUN used Alphes's Youmu portraits as a reference. Notice how the the vest also looks eerily similar now?

>>21466605
desu I think it looks good either way. Youmu's Youmu after all

>>21463582
Wait, that constitutes as messy sex hair?

>>21476760
I don't think we'll ever know.

>>21476760
Youmu's sex hair would get even messier than the hair she gets while flying in the sky and cutting things?
Now I'm really interested in the specifics of Youmu sex.

>>21476996
I think it would also depend on the intensity of the sex as well

>>21476821
What can constitute as messy sex hair in the first place? Just messy hair?

>>21482389
Messy hair after having her head rubbed against the mattress when having sex.
But as I said, I don't think we'll ever know what that looks like.

>>21482407
true, roaming jp is basically a virgin badge

What is she doing?

>>21344356
I prefer pregnant loli Youmo.

>>21493539
assisted masturbation?

>>21493539
Myonturbating.

>>21493539
Selfcest

>>21494897
>>21495119
>>21496259
Speaking of which
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3530356

>>21493539
Boston crab

>>21494897
>>21495119
>>21496259
Or Myon was just running around naked again.

>>21497320
l-lewd

>>21369605
gross...

>>21500049
I want Youmu to dress me up

>>21500104
I want Youmu to undress me.

>>21500164
I want to undress Youmu.

>>21500179
I want to undress Youmu and help her put on her pajamas

>>21493539
Why is Myon enjoying it, but Youmu isn't?

>>21501538
who says she isn't?

>>21501538
>>21507552
I've always liked the idea of Myon exposing Youmu's true feelings.

>>21507856
am i allowed to post links to hentai on this board? that concept reminded me of a picture

>>21508376
yes...

any good doujin with myon?

>>21507856
reminded me of this post
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/368250

>>21515082
lewd! lewd!!!

>>21515993
but true

I have started liking Youmu a lot more lately.
Maybe it's because I have accepted her as a good character with a nice design. Maybe it's because I'm becoming a bigger dork by the day.

>>21519296
The dorkier the dork, the more fun it is to bulli

the half ghost has two threads!

>>21523330
One thread for each half.