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Tewi made sandwiches

>> No.21355269

>>21355235
They are probably poisoned.

>> No.21355276

>>21355269
No, they are turkey with lettuce, tomato, slight bit of mayo

>> No.21355349

looks like she made enough for everyone on /jp/

>> No.21355366

They probably have razor blades inside

>> No.21355371

>>21355366
Or arsenic

>> No.21355408

Don't trust the rabbit

>> No.21355412

>>21355349
>>21355366
>>21355371
>>21355408
No she just made lunch for a picnic with you

>> No.21355433

>>21355412
Then I want to watch her eat them first

>> No.21355459

>>21355235
I won't eat them but I will reward her with a balls-deep mating press

>> No.21355468

>>21355349
Picnic with /jp/!

>> No.21355501

>>21355412
i wouldn't trust Tewi as far as i could fuckin throw her
still, it'd be rude to refuse her picnic food
what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.21355505

Am I the only one who would accept it without question?

>> No.21355574

>>21355505
Yes, because everyone that did so before had unfortunate accidents not soon after

>> No.21355650

>>21355235
lovingly made sandwiches with liberal application of reisen vagoo juices

>> No.21355668

Bunny sandwich
Bunny sandwich

>> No.21356790

Tewi-chan, Tewi-chan, be my daughterwife Tewi-chan, I love you and your small loli body, Tewi-chan.

>> No.21356826

>>21355235
Stupid cunt put mayo on them?!

*throws it in her FACE*

>> No.21357629

>>21355501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJNG2R2-uGE im thinking of a scenario like this

>> No.21357659

>>21356790
This is my favourite poem.

>> No.21357696

>>21355412
For me? But why would Tewi want to have a picnic with me?

>> No.21357769

>>21356826
I'd throw my mayo on her face.

>> No.21359927

>>21355366
How can you say you love her, if you won't eat her razor blade cooking?

>> No.21359957

I'd rather sandwich the bunny

>> No.21360114

>>21355235
I managed to edge most of the day but I ended up busting as soon as I saw that one paizuri tei gif.

>> No.21361845

>half of the posts in this thread about insulting Tewi and rejecting her kindness
>the other half about sexualizing Tewi
>no more easy posting

Good thread
Kuso board

>> No.21361906

>>21361845
Who are you quoting pissant.

>> No.21362274

>>21360114
Post the .gif

>> No.21362292
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21362292

>>21361906

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>>21362274

>> No.21362838

>>21362823
Their glutes must be ripped!!!!

>> No.21364753

>>21355574
But her power is to bring luck to humans, not misfortune.

>> No.21364779

>>21355235
tasty!

>> No.21364827

>>21355235
yummy!
thanks tei!

>> No.21365324

>>21364779
>>21364827
You two are going to fight over who goes to toilet first

>> No.21369943

>>21355235
thanks tewi

>> No.21370111

>>21361845
i want to insult then mating press anon

>> No.21370117

>>21361845
don't missuse the quote function

>> No.21372678

>>21359957
What does this mean? You're gonna crush her?

>> No.21376139
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21376139

I want to breed Tewi so bad, SO BAD!

>> No.21376912

>>21355235
If Tewi was my mom things would be different around here

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>>21376912
I'd balls-deep, leaky mating-press your mother on a near-constant basis, dude.

>> No.21377962

>>21355235
I DON'T WANT YOUR HAND OUT
I THROW IT ON THE GROUND
I'M AN ADULT

>> No.21379796

post THE GIF

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>>21379796

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>>21379796

>> No.21389537

>>21387174
>>21383255
>>21362823
I love Tewi.

>> No.21389549

>>21355276
american mayo, euro mayo, jp mayo, or gensokyo mayo?

>> No.21389598

>>21383255
Tewicun

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>>21389549
My mayo.

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>> No.21394219

Okay but seriously you need to post T H E gif now

>> No.21394883

>>21387174
Roll cake sunday, Sandwich monday.

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>>21389786
I wish Itou life did more Tewi doujinshi ;_;

>> No.21399869

Filled with viagra I presume.

>> No.21405105

what do they taste like?

>> No.21406963
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21406963

fuwa fuwa

>> No.21408953

>>21355235
Would eat her

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>>21355235
I'll make her a mother

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>>21405105
moon rabbit sweat

>> No.21421345

MATING PRESS!!!

>> No.21422098

>>21416060
cute bun thot

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>> No.21425466

>>21416060
She seems so slutty here. I love it!

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>>21394219
>>21379796

>> No.21432384

>>21416060
Public use bunny!

>> No.21438204

T H E G I F
H
E
G
I
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FUCK YOU ADVERTISERS

>> No.21438271

>>21438250
NOOOOOOO

>> No.21438540

>>21438250
Disgusting fat tits never fail to disgust me. I bet paizuri doesn't even feel good.

>> No.21438583

>>21438250
Ahhhh^~~

>> No.21438701

>>21438250
nice...

>> No.21438754

>>21438540
meme porn for virgins, what else to add

>> No.21438813

>>21438250
MOOOOOODS

>> No.21438829

>>21438250
So hot.
I would have climaxed solely on her hair and ears tho

>> No.21438993

>>21438540
Paizuri feels great if the girl is into it as well. t. Paizured

>> No.21440476

>>21438993
leave

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