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Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:11:56 2009 No.2136837 [Reply] [Original]

I found this girl at my fridge.
Bitch is eating all my food and wont listen to me.

Any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:13:19 2009 No.2136842 Yes. Let her eat whatever the fuck she wants, turn around and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:13:57 2009 No.2136846 move away

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:14:16 2009 No.2136852 >>2136842 I need some food for myself!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:14:39 2009 No.2136854 >>2136842 This, in fact, get more food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:15:53 2009 No.2136859 File: 160 KB, 656x512, 1235499353527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2136837 You should treat me--treat her to a selection of your best wines and culinary masterpieces~ The more, the merrier!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:16:45 2009 No.2136863 Offer to cook some of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:16:46 2009 No.2136865 File: 102 KB, 800x600, 1235499406442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her a hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:17:16 2009 No.2136868 >>2136854 I ordered some Pizza. Bitch ate delivery boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:17:59 2009 No.2136870 a) why is Yuyuko in your fridge b) how'd she get in your house c) why the fuck are you still awake d) turn 180 degrees away e) walk back to your bed f) sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:18:28 2009 No.2136874 Who you gonna call?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:19:15 2009 No.2136882 Despite being to instantly bring death upon humans, she's responsible with her powers. Don't be too afraid. Trade her a Night Sparrow for some ghost blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:19:43 2009 No.2136881 a) why is Yuyuko in your fridge Ritual summon for retards b) how'd she get in your house She is a ghost c) why the fuck are you still awake Because she ate my bed d) turn 180 degrees away Aleady in her stomach e) walk back to your bed see c

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:20:15 2009 No.2136884 >>2136874 You are out of food. Who you gonna call?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:20:56 2009 No.2136886 Despite being able to instantly bring death upon humans, she's responsible with her powers. Don't be too afraid. Trade her a Night Sparrow for some ghost blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:21:16 2009 No.2136887 >>2136881 g) why did you take your laptop along h) why are you still alive

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:21:24 2009 No.2136888 If I were you I would look for my kiss the cook T-Shirt

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:21:35 2009 No.2136890 >>2136874 Uh, Shrine Maiden?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:21:57 2009 No.2136892 I suggest waking up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:22:21 2009 No.2136894 File: 70 KB, 847x600, 1235499741077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2136874

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:22:37 2009 No.2136895 >>2136874 Ghost busters!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:23:21 2009 No.2136896 >>2136884 Another pizza guy? God I hope my cellphone still works down here. Also what should I do about this girl named Toyohime? She is sitting down here and is crying like a baby

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:24:47 2009 No.2136903 File: 213 KB, 550x550, 1235499887197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullshit. Yuyuko would eat your town like Dark Sakura did

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:25:23 2009 No.2136905 >>2136896 see >>2136887 g), h) optional.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:27:31 2009 No.2136915 >>2136905 g) Because I wanted some help from you guys. Screw police. h) Some blonde girl rescued me

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:28:35 2009 No.2136917 File: 49 KB, 85x85, 1235500115725.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread screams "I have read SSiB and I just know Yuyuko is overkill"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:28:53 2009 No.2136918 File: 256 KB, 600x800, 1235500133338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2136886 I'd prefer sticking it in her ectoplasm. I wonder what that would feel like, anyways?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:28:56 2009 No.2136919 File: 74 KB, 355x375, 1235500136489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2136915 >>2136896 I see what you did here

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:30:13 2009 No.2136925 >>2136918 No difference to a normal girl. She is hax enough to have a human body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:34:53 2009 No.2136948 >>2136837 good old rape never fails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:35:02 2009 No.2136956 >>2136948 In before THAT doujin

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:39:42 2009 No.2136974 >>2136956 Oh? Do share!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:40:06 2009 No.2136983 >>2136974 Sorry dont have it anymore... It was just a generic tentacle rape doujin until Yuyuko fucking ate the monster!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:40:19 2009 No.2136978 The one thing you should never do if you see Yuyuko eating all of your food: Try to stop her. If you try that, the only end possible is you in her stomach, being digested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:41:59 2009 No.2136987 You might also consider letting her eat the fridge when she's done with all the food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:42:08 2009 No.2136988 File: 413 KB, 1600x1200, 1235500928277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuyuko is not a glutton!

>>	としあき Tue Feb 24 13:45:00 2009 No.2137000 >>2136837 dont feed her after midnight

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:46:35 2009 No.2137008 I fucked you're yuyuko

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:49:41 2009 No.2137023 File: 339 KB, 700x986, 1235501381220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /r/ artist name of OP iamge

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:50:03 2009 No.2137031 >>2137000 see >>2136988 There is no way to stop hungry Yuyuko

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:53:48 2009 No.2137047 >>2136983 Oh yeah, Yomou gets raped by an octopus and then Yuyuko chomps it's penis tentacles. As a bonus there was a bit at the end where she raped the tentacle monster before eating it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 13:58:47 2009 No.2137067 File: 199 KB, 500x625, 1235501927149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2137047 I wish I would die that way!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 14:13:13 2009 No.2137141 File: 221 KB, 1216x1148, 1235502793546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2136837 Buy more food. Quickly. If she finishes emptying out your fridge and she's still hungry she'll turn on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 14:16:16 2009 No.2137150 File: 111 KB, 1024x768, 1235502976619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2137141 In a good way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 14:23:48 2009 No.2137170 File: 144 KB, 400x400, 1235503428196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] awwwwww

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 17:54:50 2009 No.2137907 All of this eating and stuff leads us to a question Can she handle spicy food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 18:03:13 2009 No.2137930 File: 189 KB, 628x888, 1235516593739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	TaCtiC !9.SHfDanJ6 Tue Feb 24 18:20:08 2009 No.2138011 >>2137170 HNGGG I Bawww at that image every single time

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Feb 24 18:25:44 2009 No.2138037 >>2137930 So much for that rice...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 18:26:27 2009 No.2138040 >>2138011 Why would that image make you cry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 18:29:46 2009 No.2138050 >>2137907 Feed her tobasco sauce if she eats all the food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 18:31:35 2009 No.2138057 >>2138050 Spicy sauces like the ones mexicans eat only increase appetite, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 18:33:43 2009 No.2138065 >>2138011 i think you mean Dawww

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 24 19:25:36 2009 No.2138265 >>2138057 Then Feed her a Scotch Bonnet Pepper, Those things are extremely spicy

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