/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She is gonna give me a cucumber, that is what she is gonna do.

>>21332841
steal my money and my own desires because shes a filthy kappa

Do Gensokyo's kappa have some kind of tool for extracting humans' shirikodama or do they prefer to do it the old-fashioned way?

>>21332841
We were gonna have some bonding time and then go work on some projects

>>21332841
Cheat on you with all of your friends while you're not home.

>>21333254
That is terrible! She would never!

anal fisting till I die from exhaustion

>>21333094
They put on a rubber glove, make you lie back, then stick their hands up your butt while you're balls deep in their mouth or between their breasts. If you ask nicely, they'll let you finish before your soul is yanked out.

Kappa magic

kappa cunny

>>21333094
I read somewhere that Gensokyo Kappas use their huge kappa dicks to fuck and cum inside little boys, making them produce more shirokodamas, so they can extract several of them out of a single human without killing him. They also love ass-fucking little boys.

>>21332841
Open wide.

>>21333690
If it's any consolation, she still loves you, anon!
She just doesn't love having sex with you.

suck a popsicle!

How do I get a kappa gf?

Do I let them give me a prostate exam?

>>21332841
Eat ass

>>21332841
Dunno.
This is usually the part where she lunges for me and smothers my face inbetween her boobs and doesn't let mezrsxdtcfyvgubhin

Are Kappas, jews?

>>21336067
No. they're akin to a Yandere Tsundere.
They help humans and gladly do business with them but they're two faced and kill their own costumers.
Nitori however I have had luck with and she doesn't... do anything suspicious...(sweating)

>>21336067
I just looked up jewish people on google and I didn't find a single one that's anywhere as cute as a Kappa, so I believe that Kappas and jews are different things altogether.

>>21336067
they are little cute girls that likes to swim, and they want nothing more than an anon to take care of them and semen in their wombs!!

>>21332841
She's gonna Nitorare me!

>>21336067
No, but they're cousins since both of them have a bald spot. That's why Jews have the little hat in their head, similar to Nitori's big hat for her big and shiny spot.

>>21333888
This is terrible. Can you tell me where do they gather? Just so I can avoid them of course.

>>21332841
Playfully scold me for shamelessly staring at her breasts!

>>21332841
I want to fuck Nitori hard while her faggy boyfriend watches.

>>21333094
I think it depends on the Kappa. Some prefer to use a tool, other prefer the old fashioned method. Either way, I imagine the whole experience is very pleasurable for the victim. It's far easier to extract their victims shirikodama if they don't struggle after all.

>>21333764
They also often give you a handjob while rooting around your ass. It very effective for calming down men. Girls meanwhile usually just get a kappa vibrator up their vagina.

>>21333975
NOOOOO, NO MORE LIES!!! She loves having sex with me!!

>>21340192
Does Nitori have calluses from using all those tools?

>>21342425
it's confirmed sakuya has calluses but she's (might be) human
youkai is unknown territory. my best guess is no, because magic.

Nitori is probably the only touhou i would want to spend time with even after sex, she is ideal gf material !

Rest are pretty boring basic bitches thats only good for cum dump

>>21342728
>Rest are pretty boring basic bitches thats only good for cum dump
Fuckin false
Kagerou is the one Hu that would stay by your side you fucking traitor.
Marisa is fucking cool.

What does Nitori smell like?

...
Fine.
What do Nitori's tits smell like.

>>21349208
Like sardines.
No problem for me though, it makes my pp very bigger!

>>21349455
Valvatorez, please.

>>21349208
Like a yucky cucumber. yuck.

>>21334958
Do I let them give me a prostate exam?
No, she will steal your shirikodama.

>>21334958
>Do I let them give me a prostate exam?
No, she will steal your shirikodama.

>>21349208
Semen. Mine, specifically.

>>21332841
Hopefully, me.

>>21338630
this is the answer ive been looking for

>>21332841
kidnappings

>>21358240
Wouldn't be all that bad as long as I get fed.

>>21358462
Hope you enjoy cucumbers, because that's the only thing that will be going in your mouth for the rest of your life.

>>21333888
Damn, that's crazy...

>>21332841
https://discord.gg/CmzBdMc

>>21358491
Can I at least use condiments?
It is romantic to be fed by a Kappa who kidnapped you.

Hopefully putting those soft looking tits on my dick.

>>21360091
Anything but mayo should be punishable by drowning in the Genbu Ravine.

Nitori is fat and has hairy armpits

>>21363409
She looks like she stinks.

fisting is 300 bucks

>>21332841
fuck OFF weebfag.