/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>>21313671
Cool girls

Look at those weird fake blushes she’s wearing on her face and tell me she’s not hiding something.

>Translation note:

>Regarding the "ME" abbreviation, In Japanese, 魔王歴maoureki “mamono lord history” is probably a mistake meant to be the homophonous 魔王暦maoureki “mamono lord calender”. It's comparable to the Japanese term for CE or AD, 西暦 seireki “western calender”.

On my adventure I'm going to make a stop in winterstown what's the worse that can happen?

>>21313688
A Yeti could fuck you up.

Love the bugs.

>>21313688
Honestly it’s probably safer than most places you’ll stay on your journey.
Just don’t bring large quantities of meat that you’re attached to.

>>21313695
What are the more dangerous places?

>>21313693
But what if one wants you for herself?

YOU! Yes you! You have been selected by a bicorn and must now gather a harem of exactly 10 girls! What 9 additional girls do you pick and why? Failure to comply correctly will result in all matanago

>>21313693
I hope we get a bug girl like that in encyclopedia

I had a awful day at work, what monster girl would love me?

>>21313702
Dark demon realms, mountains, and swamplands strike me as “career enders” for adventures.

>>21313712
None, and now your day is worse.

Take good care of your monster imouto.

>>21313705
9 lamias

>>21313687
So she's the bapho equivalent of a gremlin that can't use technology, a mermaid that can't swim, a harpy that can't fly, a beastman with poor athletics and reflexes. Haha. Pathetic. She just knows she only got her position out of pity.

>>21313717
>Imouto
Those are megamorph baphos.

>>21313716
Thank you anon, that is what I just needed.

At least I have a bottle of scotch that will love me.

>>21313703
You tell her sharing is caring

>>21313717
Always.
She's going to class Pregnant.

>>21313728
They don't look the part with those faces.

>>21313688
Drunk Yetis pass out while hugging you and you can't escape
Wendigo kids smell exotic, foreign meats on you and pounce with extreme prejudice
Local ice girls have a fight and you get caught in the middle of Tsurara icicle crossfire
The Snuggle Scouts save you after getting lost in a snowstorm, White Horn-san gives you her coat to warm up and it causes her to blush too hard
The Ice Queen is in town shopping for a new heated dakimakura pillow and spots you walking in front of the daki shop

>>21313724
>A bald Kej
>A living Lich
>A poor Wight
>A sober Satyros
>A good Yeti
>A chaste Succubus
>A Kobold that isn't shit

>>21313715
I'm going to go to those places next i ain't afraid of cute looking monster girls

>>21313724
>kiki who can't clean
That's industrial grade moe.

>>21313735
I don't see it anon.

>>21313739
>A living Lich
So a dark mage?

>>21313724
>She just knows she only got her position out of pity.

One does not get Bapho-sama's attention due to pity.

>>21313705
gremlin - super genius, can fix anything, lower bills
titania - plays video games with me and is an onahole specialist for my cock
shoggoth - lets me unload my cum inside her when i'm extremely horny and cooks with my semen for the girls, she also cleans the house
hellhound - protects me from attackers and sometimes attacks me when i'm naked, we take baths together and likes it when i scrub behind her ears
demon - if i get into legal trouble or if trust becomes in issue, she'll come by and assure i'll be safe from repercussions
leanan sidhe - we collab together for art and stuff, we make music, food, writings, etc. and basically brings culture to the house
doppelganger - if i'm sexually frustrated because i don't know what turns me on currently. doppelganger will come by and turn into someone that can make me cum
mershark - sometimes i need to get away from the ladies, if i can't find dudes to have bro time with, mershark can spend time doing dudebro stuff with me cuz she's a tomboy
cheshire cat - if things get boring, cheshire will bring the funny hahas. she can also seek out anything suspicious before hand so i can get out of trouble. but sometimes she can s2x[lldhau8344;3'[]ly

Time for today's offering. How does Sabbath get new members? http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1766

>8. The Contents of Sabbath's Activities

>□Invitation to Sabbath

>In Sabbaths much effort is put into soliciting new witches and onii-chans based on the ideal of spreading the charm and depravity of little girls widely throughout the world. In most Sabbaths, methods of drawing people into Sabbath consensually such as public relations activities and handing out fliers in the streets to spread the appeal of Sabbath, directly calling out to human females with the qualities of a witch, and seducing, or rather, individually soliciting men, are preferred more so than the method of dragging men into Sabbath by making them physically understand the pleasure and appeal of a childish body by assaulting and ravishing them. This is because the “depraved nature” of a human female wishing to become a witch herself or a human male pursuing a little girl himself is considered to be of importance.

>When soliciting for Sabbath, mainly words of temptation are employed such as “you can obtain tremendous magical power as a mage”, “you can retain a youthful appearance forever”, etc.. Naturally, the fact is that one of the greatest appeals of Sabbath is “being able to drown in eternal pleasure with little girls”, but since the witches, familiars, and baphomets conducting solicitation are beings whose very appearance embodies this, they often deliberately choose not to mention it as a method to fan the flames of depravity by letting men imagine it for themselves. What's more, there are also times when they treat a human with even more friendliness and closeness and urge him to participate in Sabbath in order to lead him down the path of depravity as a solution for the troubles that weigh on his heart or a method to improve human relations.

>In the cities of monster friendly states, witches brazenly identify themselves as members of Sabbath while conducting solicitation activities. Even when soliciting in the cities of anti-monster states which should be devoid of monsters, they go about it in much the same way. Instead of secretly conducting their activities, big groups of witches and familiars go to the busiest main streets where they stand out and aggressively call out to passers-by while distributing fliers, but at a glance, it may look as though they're just procuring customers for a bakery or appear that they're church girls reminding people about the date for an upcoming ceremony for dedicating prayers to the chief god, and the fliers distributed are also disguised to match this. Their true nature is ingeniously hidden by many layers of magic. They don't expose their true nature until the very moment when humans are drawn into Sabbath, but even in human form, they are unable to hide their adorably attractive devilish childish charms, and their looks and gestures steal humans' hearts, awakening in them a hunger for little girls. Additionally, not only do they solicit in the streets, they also often have more personal contact with those who have indicated high qualifications to become a witch or human men who are sought after by a particular witch to have as her own onii-chan in order to welcome them into Sabbath.

>Those entranced by Sabbath due to such solicitation activities will end up setting foot in a Sabbath as indicated by the witch's whispers and fliers. Additionally, sometimes people will also be dragged off somewhere on the spot by the familiars and witches soliciting them. And humans who become new members of Sabbath will be stained in the “charm and depravity of little girls” upon receiving an invitation to “black mass” where they can taste Sabbath in its most depraved form, most full of charm, pleasure, and blasphemy.

>Furthermore, while solicitation is basically performed as previously described, policies concerning solicitation differ depending on each individual Sabbath. For instance, in the case of Black Goat Sabbath, a.k.a. “Kuroferuru Sabbath”, onii-chans are to be obtained by mesmerizing them with sex, and human women who are to be witches shall be instilled with pleasure and ecstasy through monsterization, so they think it best to take monstrous measures. Besides that, there are other Sabbaths such as Medical Sabbath a.k.a. “Greilia Sabbath” which have very strict screening for prospective members, and there are even Sabbaths like Sorcerous Sabbath, a.k.a. “Shirokuto Sabbath”, which do not perform any solicitation activities whatsoever.

>>21313739
a female alp

>>21313753
Too soft and cute looking to fit the usual concept of a mega Bapho. It just comes across as more in line with oppai loli when we see barely anything below the breasts.

>>21313770
And the little scene that comes after the article to illustrate a scenario:

>“It's almost time for Chief God-sama's birthday celebration! We're making hot soup, so please be sure and come to our place!”

>It's just before evening, and the sun will be setting shortly. The loud high pitched voices of young girls resound throughout the quiet avenue leading to the workers' residential quarter imparting a feeling of adorableness. The man receives from one of the girls a flier which was probably handwritten by her. And then, by chance, the girl's tiny fingers brushed against the man's huge palm. The girl fixated her gaze on the man's hands.

>“Oh... I'm sorry! I was thinking you must be a very hard worker”.

>The girl who had been spacing out while fixated on the man's hands came back to her senses. But even as she apologized to the man, her fingers continued to brush against his hand. The man's fingers were stout and rugged. There were scars on his palms from lots of blisters, and they were covered in thick dark skin. In contrast, the girl's fingers were very slender and her little palms were white without the slightest bit of filth. It was a very ticklish feeling when the two's hands touched together.

>“Could it be that maybe your father or big brother is in the same line of work? My job is to unload cargo at the port. I haul lots of heavy freight. That's how my hands ended up like this”.

>Contrary to his huge physique built up through manual labor, the man spoke to the girl in a gentle voice.

>“No, I don't have a father or an onii-chan”.

>Upon seeing the girl shake her head, the man felt guilty for having made such a thoughtless remark. He averted his eyes from the girl and looked over the flier he had been handed for the first time. It was a notification about a birthday celebration, and the name of an orphanage on the same avenue was written on it. Feeling sorry for the lonely girl before his eyes, the urge to pat her head came over him.

>“I wonder what it would be like to have an onii-chan...”

>Suddenly, the girl's slender fingers which were still touching him slid over the man's palm, and he shuddered violently. When his eyes returned from the flier, the girl was staring up at him seemingly with intense loneliness. While the look of her made it feel like his chest was tightening, for some reason, it also felt like some place deep inside his body was growing hot.

>The man had no family. There was no one waiting to welcome him home after finishing his grueling work. Before his very eyes was a beautiful young girl with fine features and long golden eyelashes the same color as her hair. If he had a little sister, when he got off from work and returned home, she would greet him with “welcome home” while looking up at him just like now, unable to hide her loneliness from waiting. After patting that little sister's head, her expression changed to a sweet smile, and when he looked below, he could make out barely swelling buds under the fabric of her clothes. He was sure she hadn't even started wearing a bra yet from the look of those two immature buds. Further below was a chubby tummy. Surely, beneath the wrinkles of the clothing covering it, there must be a cute belly button. He shifted his gaze even further downward, and there was...

>Suddenly, the man came back to his senses. His penis was hugely asserting itself, swollen to the bursting point.

>While disturbed by the abnormality of his thoughts, he hastily responded to the girl.

>“...I-I'll go have some of that soup for sure!
>Uhm, do let me know if there's anything else I can do for you...”

>The girl's expression lit up brightly upon hearing the man's words. The sensuality the man had just sensed in her earlier must have been nonexistent. She looked innocent in an age appropriate manner.

>“You know, there's something I've been wanting to try for the longest time. But I can't do it by myself, so I want you to help me out, 'onii-chan'...”

>The girl squeezed the man's hand firmly, and he was unable to resist being lead into an alley by her little hand.

>>21313770
So basically the MGE world has an abnormally high number of pedos in the human nations.

>>21313770
>>21313777
We need heroines to stop this evil organisation. Big, curvy, heroines.

>>21313777
What the fuck

>>21313717
Still need to know who done this.

>>21313777
Those dastardly flatties!

I want my cute rata waifu to recruit me like this, while hitting all my buttons from her prior research on me, without her realizing its working on me, so she's taken by surprise when I start feeling up her mofu and small chest!

>>21313777
I do appreciate that we get a bit of background to make them sympathetic. Little orphan witch, big orphan man. Match made in heaven

>>21313791
You can run, but you can't hide.

>>21313816
Yeah, but my Dark Mage wife might take issue with that.

>>21313790
This. Onee-sabbath help me.

>>21313827
Don’t tell me you’re this scared of a bunch of little girls.

>>21313673
Wife
Mother-in-law
Sister-in-law

>>21313770
Sabbaths sound really fun, love little details like this.
>>21313777
Based KC.

>>21313833
There's a lot of them.

>>21313777
This is just gross.

>>21313837
Doesn’t matter, they just (re)stated the fact that they recruit by temptation, not force. Except Kuro but she’s a dark demon realm Extremist what the fuck do you expect
Basically you have nothing to fear unless you have closet lolicon tendencies.

>>21313777
Bless the depravity of little MGs.

>Kiss me anon
What do

>>21313867
That's disgusting

>>21313777
>>21313770
I love it. Although I would rather join the Sabbath with my waifus being pedomophed instead of getting one of the 3 Sabbath breeds when I joined.

>sabbath member sees big brother bullying his little sister
What do?

>>21313839
It's the organization defined by being as depraved and degenerate as is possible in the setting. What did you expect?

>>21313880
Well it wasn't "bullying" so much as "never around," but there's an established procedure.

>>21313880
Bullying or "bullying"?

>>21313777
Imouto but stranger danger.

>>21313895
>>21313896
Bullying, just common big brother shit. Things to irritate little sister

>>21313844
What if you like all body types but still prefer mature women, but have no problem getting a boner from a loli.

The Sabbath sells loli potions for people like you.

>>21313880
If he bullies her she will bully his dick with her mouth, ass, and vagina.

>>21313917
Bigamy.

I want to make a Familiar wear a great big butt plug filled with slow releasing aphrodisiacs all day long.

>>21313917
See >>21313922

>>21313917
Then you have the toppest of tastes.

How would a dragon react to finding out I managed to steal from her horde? Would she be impresses or angry? And how angry would she be if she found out I sold the treasure I stole?

>>21313922
>>21313933
My biggest problem is the sabbath itself though.

>>21313917
You and me both.
Small spoon and Big spoon cuddlefest

>>21313942
Okay so?
You don't have to be a card-carrying member to buy stuff from them/like lolis.

Specifically getting a Familiar may be more challenging but there's always Sabbath groups with different values e.g. Runya's, Grelia's.

>>21313957
We're missing the original point. I can be tempted by the sabbath since I can get hard with lolis, but I don't want to be part of the sabbathm, at all.

>>21313777
can't i just join the sabbath and become a powerful wizard instead of having sex with lolis? i like lolis and i want to hang out with them but all this talk makes it sound like i'm required to have sex with them which gets in the way of possibly learning new cool spells

>>21313969
So get a non-Sabbath monster gf so they leave you be. They're clearly after single dudes.
If you're so dead set on fucking up your own fantasies further, there's nothing I can do to help you.

>>21313974
Sex is a fundamental aspect of fueling magic for MGs.
You'd get laughed out of Shiro's Sabbath for gross inefficiency.

>>21313976
That fox a cute

>>21313976
>One mofu 500 yen
How much for the whole fox?

>>21313939
If you're her waifu, you're her most important treasure, so I don't think she'd mind that much. Just expect a little extra rape that night.

>>21313979
damnit, well if i'm gonna be a powerful magician, i'll just learn to ejaculate as fast as i can and get it over with whenever a loli tells me to have sex or when i need to get mana

>>21313997
You big dummy. Men recharge over time.

Eat some onions or whatever those idiots talk about.

>>21313997
Have you considered the hedge mages?
I think you'd have a much more enjoyable time with one of them, if not quite as fast.

>>21313990
Gotta put a ring on it.

>more sabbath translations
i wanna get tackled by ropu girls so bad

>>21314029
You can't handle ropu girls, anon.

>>21314021
That girl is priceless, so one ring is cheap.

>>21314029
Who doesn't anon.

>>21314030
I want them to handle me though

>>21314030
anon, i need it.

>>21314029
>Breed? Breed!!

Your favorite monster girl in yoga pants.

Yes or no?

>>21314053
Her fluffy legs would make her look pretty silly.

>>21314053
Yes especially since it will show off her tushie more

>>21314019
i want to go on an adventure with marisa through MGEnsoukyo

>>21314053
yoga pants make me angry

>>21314029
I want to get tackled by Ropu herself

>>21313777
>cute mannerisms
>furtive small touches
>undeveloped and chubby little features
It's like KDF sans latex.

>>21314088
It's typical lolicon.

>>21313939
You would become her slave and would have to work to get back what you stole. Make sure to win her affection as time goes on though.

>>21314006
>anon wants to become the most powerful wizard in the world
>runs down to the local market and finds the produce vendor, a tiny 800-year old inari
>"Onions! I need 'em!"
>"Goodness me, dearie, you are very enthusiastic! But a wholesome onion soup is good for you, once they've been cooked properly. Now how many would you like? There's a discount if you try my recipe~"
>"All of them."
>"P-pardon me? Did you say-"
>Anon empties his entire filled wallet on the counter, causing all local tanuki ears to perk up. He reaches over and grabs the entire basket of onions, to the inari's shock.
>He then takes a huge bite out of one without even peeling it. Despite the pain in his mouth, he manages to eek out a phrase.
>"They boost your power, see?" He gestures wildly with the onion, to the increasing horror of the shopkeeper.
>He eats more and more gigantic bites of the onion, and once finished moves onto the second, and the third. Face beet red, tears welling up on his eyes and a fire in his mouth, all the shopkeep can do is watch helplessly, completely dumbfounded
>"Unlimited power!"
And that's the story of how nurse Unicorn-chan spent her first day on the job and how Inari-san became an extremist.

>>21314088
Some people just get how these things work.

Well?

>>21314053
I can never decide which my favorite is, but I also can't think of anyone who'd look bad in them.
>casual ochi upperclassman in yoga pants, a track jacket, and a kendo sword
Kiki's day off in yoga pants, extreme fuzzy bed-head and one of Mastah's shirts

>>21314071
sounds dangerous sign me up

>>21314112
>later that day, anon gained the power of one hundred ogres from eating all those many layered onions.

>>21314120
The Oni, gonna be a stay at home husband.

>>21314120
Sounds and looks like normie shit

>>21314120
>one side is dominant the other is a neet
whyy

Sub's foxes really make my day.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74639090

>>21314194
She looks so squeezable and fluffy in every way possible.

ded

>>21314271
Ded?

>>21313671
The superior Winterstown girl.

>>21314271
Bully the lilim

>>21313671
What least favorite monstergirl would bluntly say to them: "No way fag"

help me come up with an idea for a romantic story

>>21314347

>>21314120
>One will nag my taste in hobbies and the other is terrible with money, lazy, and smokes pot

Can I just get a gun to shoot myself with

>>21314347
Peasant working the land for a vampire has a secret relationship with her daughter.

>>21314347
>Nightmare secretly loves anon
>Anon is too dense to notice
>She uses her powers to give him lewd dreams
>Chooses the most sexy and provocative form she can think up off
>This goes on for awhile and just as the nightmare is thinking of reveling herself to anon a girl who looks just like the one the nightmare made up transfers to their class
>Nightmare is pulling out her hair as anon tries to hit on her but she's too dense to understand

>>21314355
Alright then.

>>21314358
would it be more interesting if the peasant worked for the cruel and evil daughter but has a secret relationship with her much nicer and caring mom?

>>21314360
whoa wait, so is the nightmare pretending to be dense to lure him more?

>>21314381
No the girl who looked like the one in anon's dreams to even denser than him. It's kinda like a love triangle, but if the triangle was a straight line

>>21314300
Bullies will be executed with extreme prejudice

>>21314295
>Feel like your shoulders are heavier, you have less energy and moving takes more of an effort.
>Doctors can't figure out what's wrong with you.
>So go to see a psychic as a last resort.
>She reveals to you that you're being haunted.
>And the weight you feel isn't some kind of weight on your soul.
>It's two heaving ghost boobs resting on both of your shoulders with your head inbetween.

>>21314347
jerking off with senko in the bath

>>21314395
I will bully every lilim I see with severe handholding

>>21314408
>Bathing with little girl

FBI OPEN UP!

>>21314423
Ebin Reddit meme.

>>21314053
>Ryu
Hmm...

>>21314358
>>21314360
>servant works for a cruel vampire mistress on the fields slaving away
>the mistress's mother is a nightmare who tries to give him lewd dreams in his sleep to help him pull through
>the servant get's punished so hard one day that he resorted to defiance
>he gets exiled out by the mistress vampire because he's deemed worthless
>the vampire mistress's mother, the nightmare guides him, in his dreams, to a secret hideout where they meet
>when he enters the hideout, it's filled with his former co-workers who hate the vampire mistress
>they include a kung-fu jinko, a book-smart dark mage, and a kikimora with time powers
>together, they start a revolution and overthrow the vampire mistress and create a city called Monstro-City (play on words with the word "monstrosity")
>the war ends with the final battle between the servant and the vampire mistress
>mid-way in the battle, the vampire mistress rapes the servant in front of our heroes as a show of power leaving the female characters in tears and screaming while the male characters go "m-masaka.." in anger seeing the main hero defiled like a whore by the woman they hated.
>servant goes full shonen after the controversial rape scene and beats up the vampire mistress and throws her into Pandemonium
>they win and the servant gets to marry the nightmare and live together in the new peaceful city of Monstro-City

>>21314448
Why would a vampire's mother be a nightmare?

>>21314408
don't bathe with a loli. you might accidentally touch her cunny.

>>21314456
Adoptive maybe?

>>21314456
Don't monster adopt girls if they find them alone in the wild and there young

>>21314456
the nightmare has echidna genes that became the reason it turns her into a cauchemar during the enemy infiltration into the heroes' base scene when the vampire mistress's top hunter: natsumi the violator corners her and the nightmare's power of fear grows stronger

>>21314053
Uhhhh...

>>21314436
Sabbath foxes must be dangerous with all the magic flowing through their small bodies. I bet the stronger foxes only need a man to touch their tails once to forever turn him into a new lolicon.

>>21314458
always help her clean her insides with your meat stick

>>21314493
If any group has the powerful foxes it's Shirokuto's.
There's probably several 9-tail lolibabas in there.

Alright Anons we all know what your waifu would do to you if you passed out drunk, but what would you do to your waifu if she passed out?

>>21314493
>>21314504

>>21314515
I don't think that could happen without me passing out first.

>>21314531
Have a little bit of faith in yourself, and if that doesn't work, just have some suspension of disbelief instead.

>>21314515
tuck me into bed

Fluffy!

>>21314546
Slap that butt.

>>21314515
cuddle because taking advantage of somebody is wrong

Busty blue birb.

>>21314515
Cuddlegrope.
Boy will she make me "pay" for it later, but it'd be worth it.

>>21314546
>>21314548
rub both bellies impregnate both pussies and fill her anus for good measure

>>21314560
>ELH's oc
Fuck that, ELH is a massive nigger.

>>21314053
Why not

>>21314560
Colorscheme doesn't even make any sense

>>21314568
lolwho

>>21313770
>>21313777
I still don't particularly interested about them and want just a non-sabbath loli. Who cares about going to black mass and stuff, having fun with a smug young Dark Mage with just the two of you would be much better.

>>21314515
Take her to bed and cuddle with her

>>21314580
Lurk moar newfriend.

>>21314515
>we all know what your waifu would do to you if you passed out drunk
nothing because I don't get drunk

>>21313729
>you are now imagining a Satyros in a kilt

You are isekaied to the monster girl encyclopedia world and wake up in a forest with nothing but the clothes on your back what do you do

>>21314600
not even close to new but i don't keep track of gay af names and i honestly doubt he's been mentioned in the last 15 threads.

>>21314609
Find the nearest unicorn.

>>21314601
Getting drunk is for losers anyway.

>>21314609
Kick in the doors to a tavern full of sucubutts

>>21314609
Start walking.

>>21314609

ready my clit suckin' lips

>>21313737
A snowball fight is all fun and games until a Tsuara joins with a crossbow.

>>21314609
night or day?

>>21313771
I think that lower tentacle is trying to flirt with me.

>>21314609
>"oh boy i sure do hope there are no big strong hellhounds around to turn me into their submissive bitch boy! it'd be a real damn shame if i got mating pressed by one just now!"

>>21314053
So it’s like a sock with a drawstring at one end then?

>>21314609
Go to the nearest graveyard and start looking of undead waifus

>>21314609
Food, shelter, water.

>>21314347
CONSENSUAL FUCKING TRANSFORMATION

>>21314658
Going to doing it while holding a boombox playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHwJp7QWuEY

>>21314636
>crossbow
>not a rocket launcher

Reminder that slime girls are great and super useful.

They purify water just by being over it! they sub produce jelly and they are able to turn into walking washing machines however they reproduce at an alarming rate and have no sense of “you are drowning me” overall they are dangerous but a man who can train, love and control slimes would make a killing at the waste disposal and or plumbering business.

>>21314609
Find the nearest single rata/sabbath with a single rata in it, and tell her my story! This is the scoop of a lifetime!

>>21314636
>Tsurara Arbalest joins your party!

>>21314661
She's got all three.

>>21314674
>Plumber's trade secret is to bring his slime waifu along with him
>Sends her down into the drain to unclog every pipe
>Makes a killing by charging expensive fees and taking tons of jobs
>>21314687
Shelter sure, but I'm not to keen on eating uncooked desert lizard and drinking her spit

>>21314609
Get raped by a manticore whose language I can't understand.

>>21314053
Sorry, this is a pantyhose only thread.

>>21314697
this is good too

>>21314609
Be miserable the whole time. I’ve got a good life here and I don’t want to leave it.

>>21314697
they speak the same language as you but the name and literature behind it is different

>>21314695
Take your unfunny meme back to plebbit, faggot.

I want to fuck my monster waifu in the car in a back alley when it's really late out!

>>21314702
Alrighty then.

>>21314694
>spit

>>21311804
https://i.imgur.com/iuzI6QS.gif

>>21314708
Language barrier is important to me. Manticores are already quite clever so she can work around it and having to parse the true intent behind her seeming cruel actions appeals to me.

>>21314739
Aww fuk yeah

how would dante and virgil escape when they visit the royal demon realm thinking it was inferno?

>>21314739
How long do you think it took Runya to train away her gag reflex so well?

>>21314739
Wonderful.

>>21314704
Sounds gay

>>21314561
I'd do some fucked up shit.

>>21314752
Anon, you can't post that on a blue board!

What kind of common monstergirls would be around in or around your house?
For me gecko girls, spider girls, scorpion girls, moth girls, owl girls, bat girls and snake girls.

>>21314760
Deer, birds, fish, the usual for michigan.

>>21314739
i want to get into animation since i know how to lineart quickly so i can step up my monster girl porn

>>21314760
I don't know about my house, but at work recently we've had an infestation of these really tiny centipedes. So a bunch of loli Oomukades.

>>21314760

>>21314760
arachne, hornets, bees, and a shit ton of harpies

>>21314739
>tfw no Runya blowjob
>she will never blink up at you innocently with your cock all the way down her throat as you cum
Fuck this gay earth anons

>>21314760
>tfw I too far north for anything interesting to live
>tfw even during spring all I get are house centipedes, spiders and wasps
Oomukades aren't that bad at least

>>21314760
All that, plus gator girls, firefly girls, and crawfish girls.

>>21314739
Based.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you can't tell a salamander that you a master of fighting if the thing your fighting is just life.
Yes, we understand it sucks but continuing to live is not the equivalent of mastering a broadsword.

>>21314739
>>21314750
I want to bloat this goat

>>21314760
mostly cats probably. I've also seen more shrooms than normal this month because it's been raining quite a lot

>>21314731
I'd drink sandworm spit in a heartbeat

>>21314739
Absolute diamonds anon!

if chupacabras suck the blood of goats, do they get drunk or turn into lolis?

>>21314744
Detaching a material and milling 3 cards

>>21314751
what?

How does one court a manticore?

>>21314847
SOUNDS GAY

>>21314849
Submit a subpoena

>>21314854
How so?

>>21314667
I agree, but it will never happen.

>>21314053
Yes, especially if they're made of latex!

>>21314857
If the judge gas the same species as the defendant, would that make this a Manticourt?

I want to trap the office shortstack nacho CC in the office closet and fucking her senseless as she keeps trying to inject me with venom.

What other amazing things can kitsunes do with their tails?

>>21314854
I wanna get drunk with some alps. I wonder if all monster girls are the handsy kind of drunks.

>>21314920
>I want to trap the office shortstack nacho CC in the office closet and fucking her senseless
This kills the Grammar Nazi anubis

>>21314931
good. She can off herself as I fuck the nacho.

>>21314931
Is it too cruel to give a grammar nazi Anubis some neural net text to "proofread" for you?

>>21314920
I want to get stuck in an elevator between floors with a 7' OL jabberwock, remarking about how warm it is as her pink exhalations begin saturating the narrow space.

>>21314860
if your good life is just the office setting and making a few friends with co-workers while entertaining yourself with tv and internet that's really boring shit compared to what you could be doing.

>>21314959
Based

Why is the office setting with monstergirls so comfy?

>>21314981
Because it's The Office and Dilbert combined with sex.

>>21314920
>with how often your shortstack nacha boss yells at you for being incompetent, no one knows why she doesn't fire you
>some think she just wants a punching bag and you're an easy target
>no one knows that you two are in her office after everyone else has left, her bent over her desk and you balls deep in her drooling hole, packing her womb with as much semen as you can

>>21314959
Nice. Just imagining both of you getting hotter and hornier due to her breath. Your cock getting diamond hard and her pussy leaking copious amounts of pussy juice. Eventually one of you snaps and you guys fuck each other silly.

>>21314981
I wonder what HR will do about all the sexual harassment problems

>>21314997
>the head of human resources is a red-haired Nekomata
Uh-oh.

>>21314997
>I wonder what HR will do about all the sexual harassment problems
Who do you think is doing all the harassing?

>>21314988
Hot as fuck. Thanks anon!

>>21314767
What's stopping you?

Pat her head.
Do it now.

>>21315006
Fair point I'd probably hide away in the server room until the boss sends in a gremlin for "it" work

>>21314997
>>21315003
Monster HR would probably enforce rules like:
>Husbandos must be dickthrones for their waifus
and
>Husbandos must cum inside their waifus at least once every hour.

>>21314990
>>21315020
Cute shortstack lim.

>>21315020
>go to pat her head
>miss completely and accidentally grope her tit
I'm hesitant to try again.

>>21315020
What if I play with her horns instead?

>>21315028
>"Anon, we have to discuss your inappropriate workplace conduct."
>"W-What do you mean?"
>"You haven't stared at my tits once while we were talking today. There's a reason I leave the top three buttons undone, you know."

>>21315034
I want to jump into mofu bed with my gmilf fox wife.

>>21315019
a free program that's easy to use, hard to master

Stop spamming you dumb nigger

>>21315020
seems kinda dangerous there, friend

>>21315034
MGEnsoukyo is weirder than i thought

>>21315020
When did Viccy get short?

>>21315040
>anon was then forced to take "sensitivity" courses with the plaintiff.
>Courses are done by locking the plaintiff and offender in a room.
>Plaintiff then teaches offender how to be more sensitive.
>Turned out this time anon was quite sensitive already.

>>21314961
I am boring.

>>21315040
>>21315070
How do things get done?

>>21315110
You do her and that's what gets done!

>>21315110
Simple. You put penis in vagoo and work happens.

Who'd give a better paizuri? A demon or a dragon?

>>21315110
The magic of coffee and dozens of overworked kiki interns.

>>21315152
>be the house husband of an overwoked kiki intern.
>help her by cleaning up as she is at work.
>when she gets home help he by relieving her sexual tension from seeing her coworkers fucking.
>usually gets you to cum inside her at least 8 times as a result.
Comfy.

>>21315110
Monsters are adept at working while servicing a penis

>>21315127
Whoever has the biggest, softest titties, of course.

>>21315127
demon for sure

>>21315180
>work at monstergirl.Inc with waifu pslime
>job is basically just sit down and have you cock buried deep it waifu.
>also need to make sure she feels lots of pleasure to work faster.
>usually you end days milked dry and waifu stuffed.
How does one get a job here?

>>21315198
It's pretty easy. The only requirements are that you're single and willing to "work" long hours. It also offers optional (friends with) benefits.

I want a shggoth slime-queen. I want the entire town to just be filled with different versions of my wife and every house is made from her.
It would be paradise for us but any non-chaos MG (or their husband) would be driven mad in a lovecraftian way.

I bet every Arachne wants to reenact the spiderman kiss atleast once.

>>21315226
>Get in your car and start it up.
>"Here we go master, drive safe!"
>That restaurant a few blocks away always changes depends on what you're hungry for.
>You don't even have to drive him you if tired, just sink into the walls and be spat out in your bedroom.

>>21314419
>Spoiler
You fucking animal

>>21315309
Neat

>>21315309
Anon no, think of the advertisers!

>>21315309
Perfect for deflowering.

>>21315288
I need this in my life.

>>21315309
But how does she see with that hat on?

>>21315338
The same way she sees with the hair over her eyes.

>>21315338
Poorly

>>21315306
I'm going to hold Druella's hand in front of her entire kingdom

>>21315226
>it's a crisp autumn saturday, pale yellow sun shining down in a violet sky. You have nothing pending, so why not spend some time in town?
>get on the bus, packed so tightly with purple office ladies you're enveloped in a sea of softness
>walk to the quaint little breakfast restaurant down a cobblestone street, get an incredibly cute purple waitress and absolutely delicious food
>decide to relax in the park, play with a friendly dog that has surprisingly good Norwegian
>watch the pale-yellow sun fall below a violet horizon, signalling the end of the day
>take the bus back home again, all those same purple office ladies are there again, but now their suits are dishevelled or partially removed. Also, some seem very drunk and very very friendly. Even the bus driver waves you goodnight as you leave.
>have a wonderfully serene walk back to your comfy little apartment under the pink moon. A bit chilly, but not unpleasantly so. You almost feel like somebody, somewhere, is gently playing flute music
>think for a moment, then stick your head out from the veil of reality
>it's actually just the edge of the queen-shog dome. On the outside is blistering midday summer heat, and a sun you most definitely should not gaze at whether romantically or not
>faithful maid suddenly stops singing her lullaby, extremely concerned. You see her frantically wave her hands and tentacles at you before even managing to transform them into fans.
>"Mastah, you shouldn't be out in this heat and sun! It's bad for the eyes, so please let me take care of everything."
>You nod. "I know. I just didn't want to forget anyone." Before she can ask what this means, you kiss your maid, before telling you you love her and retreating back into the dome
>for the next week, all office ladies, bus drivers, waitresses, and the sun have permanent full-face blushes, and the moon is so bright you can barely get any sleep

>Anon is taking a shower and daydreaming about being raped by monster girls
>This triggers some ancient magic that teleports him to a monster girl world
>More precisely right in the middle of a monster tribe's village
>He is completely naked, defenseless and surrounded by horny monster girls
If this happened to you which village would you be sent to?

>>21315355
Salamander.

>>21315355
Holstaurs most likely.

>>21315355
Weresheep, Holstaurus, or Doppelganger are my top 3 picks.

>>21314053
Considering the wife used to be a personal trainer? Yes

>>21315355
Spider-worshipping Dark Elf S&M queens.

>>21315355
Not really a village but a concent of pslime infected paladin nuns.

>>21315381
Convent*

>>21314760
Brazil, Australia or the American midwest?

>>21313777
>My job is to unload cargo at the port.
Hmm. So all the Poseidon shenanigans haven't put an end to overseas commerce even in Order states.

>>21314760
The neighbors' cats who keep running around with impunity
That one fox I keep seeing at 5:30 in the morning
Rabbits
Deer
Ravens
Woodpeckers
Spiders
Bumble bees
That one owl I saw only once but heard multiple times
Blackbirds
Slap some mamonobama on them and voila!

>>21315393
>American midwest?
He didn't list Cursed Sword (Gun)

>>21315404
I was going to say South but I got mixed up with Midwest for some reason

>>21315350
I wounder if one of the office ladies would give a half-drunk blowjob on the buss?

>>21315414
My cheeky reply would have still worked.

>>21315404
>no Cursed Revolver and Holst "cowgirl" guiding some hapless guy through a monstrous Wild West
Such a shane

>>21315442
>shane
I knew like three Shanes in school. It's fucking insane.

>>21314609
Get a lilim mana marker. At the very least, it should keep most monsters from breathing down my neck so I can get my shit sorted in this world. If I actually manage to get a lilim waifu, well, that's certainly a wonderful bonus.

>>21315442
MAY I STAND UNSHAKEN

>>21315459
BUt what if you get the attention of the neet lilim that wants nothing more to pin you under her and uses her fat ass and huge tits to accomplish that goal.

I wanna shove my entire arm, up to my shoulder, up a centaur's vagina.

>>21315459
Anon, that's basically a challenge.
>I'm so great I only deserve the best
>Come and see if you have what it takes

>>21315474

>>21315472
>>21315475
That's part of the plan. Give myself enough of a reprieve to get my bearings, then deal with the thirsty succubutt princesses.

In reality when a lilim actually sees me they'll definitely pass me up and go for whatever hot hero the Order just sent out - I'm not anything desirable. That's why I'm not expecting anything out of this strategy.

>>21315366
Sounds like you got yourself in a boss rush.
You'll get raped anyway but try to defeat as many Salamanders as you can before they get the best of you.

>>21315371
>>21315374
>A herd of curious Holstaurs slowly approaching Anon
>He gets a boner from all the big breasts surrounding him
I don't think you can call it rape if they ask nicely first and are only a bit forceful with their paizuris.

>>21315520
What happens if I defeat them all?
It's not gonna happen but still.
Would I still be forced to impregnate them even if I don't beat them?

>>21315355
The village of gains full of big strong MGs

>>21314609
Get a kakuen mana marker and head to the mist continent

>>21315189
>It's time for Anon's performance review.

>>21315535
If you defeat an entire village of Salamanders and make their biological urges to become the mothers of your strong children it would be despicable to not at least creampie each of them daily.

>>21315569
Being used as a breeding stud for a village of salamanders sounds like haven.

>>21315537
>An entire village full of big muscled monster girls
>It's not just species that are naturally big and fit
>Plenty of monsters there are from species you'd never expect
>Kikimora, Dark Mage, Tritonia, Arachne, Harpy, etc...
>They all share in common their great height and a cult-like devotion to working out
>They strongly believe men are at their happiest when cuddled against a much bigger monster's abs

>>21315603
I want a buff Kakuen who beats her chest to assert her dominance.

>>21315355
sahu aquatic village

>>21315657
I don't think anyone can handle that much jiggling monkey oppai.

>>21315694
You sure love them Sahu.

>>21315710
Show Sahu the wonders of cooked fish!

>>21315738
We want them raw and wriggly! Keep your nasty chips.

>>21315710
anon, i want to lick the entire underside of a sahu's tail.

>>21315355
A small hamlet in the middle of a spooky forest, featuring a massive graveyard at the foot of an even larger castle.

Talking to the locals reveals that it's dangerous to be outdoors at night, horrifying creatures room the land, given free reign to do so by the Vampire Baroness who lives in the castle.

>>21315738
>>21315740
If two Sahuagin tried to woo me, one with a plate of fish cooked over wood and spiced to perfection, the other with a bowl full of the freshest high quality sashimi cut with precision, I'd have to go with the cooked fish Sahu.
Girls who enjoy raw meat are probably too freaky in bed.

I want a fairy with the normal fairy size, but the porportions/body shape of a titania to give me paizuri with her huge mini tits.

Thank you for shopping at Snek Mart!

>>21315860
Imagine an oppai mini fairy crawling up your pantleg while you're at work, rubbing herself all over your groin because the scent of your sweat gets her off that much

How old is two old?

>>21316027
Don't ever ask for oil at Snek Mart, it's considered a huge insult.

>>21316074
There is no such thing as too old. Any Anon would be blessed to marry an ancient monster girl who will tell him all about her life experiences and history.
It's also a very special thing to know that there is someone who spent literal centuries without ever engaging in a romantic relationship because she was waiting for (you) this whole time.

>>21315860
Oh no, she'd be a little abomination.

>>21316048
Thats pretty lewd. Hope she doesnt start licking me while she rubs he body on my cock. Might just cum in my pants if she does that.

>>21316126
Why do you say that? She would just look like a normal fairy sized titania.

Mamono mana is for using on order priests and old men.

Order Priests are retaining so much Spirit Energy that they glow like a flashlight

Fortunately they are so Pious and Chaste that they can stay the Mamono Mana

Unfortunately, his may cause more Monsters to swamp him

It is part of a Priests duty to protect himself from the tidal wave of rape that yearns for him

So remember to assist monstergirl-kind by helping them corrupt Order Priests, Bishops and Cardinals. And soon, maybe the Order Pope will fall and be corrupt too!

>>21316074
I find these stat sheets funny when they don't disclose female characters weight
I remember a couple of soul calibur girls have their weight as "refused to tell"

>When your smoke hobo ‘room mate’ decides to visit you at work
It’s pretty rough

>>21316182
She was always your roommate
She was always your boss
She was always your wife

>>21316027
Wasn't this picture inspired by a story that had that exact same sentence in there?

How do anons feel about eatig your waifus pussy or facesitting? Cunning of a linguist are you?

>>21316203
I prefer eating her out to her blowing me. Do not judge me.

>>21316209
I will judge you to the maximum of my ability

>>21316209
Why would i judge you? I dont care about getting my dick sucked but love the idea of devouring her pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

>>21316216
Sticks and stones may break my bones but dragon poon will never harm me.

>>21316203
Facesitting and cunnilingus is a huge yes, especially since she could jerk me off or just tease me with her tail or feet depending on the position.

>>21316203
gonna eat both fish holes and lick at her tail

>>21316234
This.

>>21316160
It's even funnier with monster girls
>Petite Succubus writes down "Imagine" as her weight
>Lamia writes down an entire angry paragraph about scales being discriminatory against her kind
>Automaton lists all her modules' weight individually and their sum which totals over 1200 pounds
>P'Orc has over 200 pounds listed with "IT'S ALL MUSCLES!" Written in big red letters next to it

>>21316192
I dunno, did she replace the IT director while I wasn’t looking?

>>21316265
Yep, her straddling my face, with tail wrapped around my dick and hands on my hair is one of my top fantasies.
Her flicking my dick with her toes while sitting on my face like this pic, along with some teasing words would be great too.

>>21316286
Yeah have my wife command her slime to play with my body as she rides my face is the best! also are you the dragonfag?

>>21316203
Disgusting, it's like the ultimate mark of a desperate beta male.

>>21316203
>>21316286
Having my pearshaped lolibaba Pharaoh sit on my face is a top fantasy.

>>21316297
>the dragonfag
Are you implying there is only one? Many anons are sluts for dragons including some very devoted waifufags.
The only people who can even compare are Anubis lovers.

>>21316283
She was always your whole life

>>21316312
Sorry i meant the dragon fag that commissioned the image he posted.

>>21316297
>>21316317
Yes that would be me, hello anon.

>>21316322
Then you have a great looking waifu anon. Who did you commission for >>21316286?

Giant Enemy Crab

>>21316336
Thanks, she's a real cutie. More art of her coming soon.

The artist is https://twitter.com/ReddGeist the name is on the image but it can be a bit hard to see, it was also a request. I definitely recommend him, he's a cool lad.

>>21316341
Giant wife crab!

>>21316346
Sweet, thanks anon. I will definitely see if i can commission him to do my Pslime waifu.
Also yeah it was hard to see the white on the baby blue/sky blue.

>>21316359
Rare wife! How is she like, anon? He's doing some more requests now but I'm sure he'll be free soon.

>>21316366
Shortstack that kinda looks like mix between camilla and narmaya. Slime is of course purple.

>>21314057
I have same issue. I would love seeing my waifu in all kinds of pants, but her fluffy legs would look lumpy. I know, monster can temporally magic their parts away, but I prefer them to stay natural.

>>21316385
She sounds pretty for sure. Hopefully you'll get a commission of her soon.

>>21316419
Eventually i will.
Also when requesting do i need to just check his twitter for a post about it?

>>21316436
Not the dragonfag but Redd opened a patreon to use as a tip jar and a request board once he's cleared with his backlog.

>>21316442
thanks for the help anon.

>>21316341
>>21316354
It is said that if you meet your wife for the first time during a boss fight you will have a happy and everlasting marriage.

>>21316275
Automa-nee-san needs some lighter alloys...

>>21316286
I'm convinced you're some kind of evil parallel universe version of me with your shockingly similar tastes.
Do you have a goatee by any chance?

>>21316203
I love thinking about stuff like that with my girls. From gently eating out the Wight wife to getting facesat by the Salamander or Hinezumi as punishment for losing, they're all equally great.

I just got done beating off to sandworms!

What have you done today?

>>21316469
>face sat by the Salamander or Hinezumi as punishment for losing,
Would they do it by grabbing your hair and pulling you in harder and harder almost like they are trying to get you reach deeper?

>>21316484
I went on a run and played Persona.

>>21316486
Hinezumi might if I made a really stupid mistake that lead to me losing, Salamander would be more of a tease about it.

>>21316484
I farmed 50mil and got 60 skillpoints

>>21316486
I desire a salamander loli with a disproportionately fat ass

>>21316484
I masturbated like two or three times to various things and helped restore the Roman Empire.

>>21316460
If you strip down a heavy Automaton of all her excess materials she will start to feel naked and vulnerable.
Those feelings will result in her trying to overcompensate by protecting you much too closely and offering various other services, all culminating to her becoming your fully fledged maid/bodyguard/manager/wife/coach/guide/translator/teacher/sparring partner.
Let heavy girls be heavy.

>>21316502
>farmed
You've peaked the interest of an airheaded cow

>>21315396
Yes, plus KC has stated there are parts of the ocean controlled by water deities loyal to the chief deity (though they control relatively small areas compared to Poseidon) that the Order often uses. Monsters are less of a problem there, but on the other hand you die like normal in storms and by drowning.

>>21316528
She can join my party but I'm not sharing loot

>>21316539
That seems like surprisingly deep lore for a fap fantasy world. Kinda neat. I hope world guide 5 is gods.

>>21316484
Jerked it to thinking my waifu playing ck2 and thinking about a fanfiction for Asoiaf