/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tits on the table!

Who would win?

>>21297451
everyone?

Be sure to get a good night's sleep, everyone!

Especially those who have important things to do tomorrow.

>>21297450

I love Shortstacks!

Left or right?

Of course she’s smiling, she’s seen her next victim.

>>21297471
Neither.

I wanna assemble an adventuring team of a Holst, Mino, and Haku!

>>21297471
I want the onee-chan from reguras train doujin but with bug features to do the same things that happened in that doujin.

>>21297484
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>21297450
>No titanic tittied Zipangu girls to try and seduce you
Life is pain.

>>21297484
Cow party is best party

>>21297471
Left

>>21297494
What does Ushi milk taste like?

>>21297494
only if she wears cow print

>>21297494
Right, thanks. We should make sure we're extra prepared.

>>21297451
Neither that titania nor whichever character was being played ever stood a chance.

>>21297502
Brown sugar

Undead milk is still a valuable potion ingredient

>Mofu mafia
Old and busted. Bug mafia is the new hotness.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, go for something new and differing, go for a dragon or snake tail.

The virtual mofu monopoly on tail appreciation has got to come to an end!
Pamper a scale tail today!

>>21297502
It's heavy

>>21297512
Is it now?

Newest patreon request just got done! Some nice upgrades to the super suits, I still really love this artist's work.

>>21297512
>Lich waifu orders you to milk her
>Try but only a puff of dust comes out
>After massaging her breasts for hours everyday and countless suppilents to promote breast growth her cup size goes up from an A to a B
>Try to milk her again
>Try again but this time only 5 mL come out
>Demands you get her pregnant to get her to produce more milk
>Now you know why potions with undead milk are so rare and powerful

>>21297521
So that's you, huh?

>>21297521
What's your and your waifus' super powers?

>>21297521
the absolute madman actually did it

Something's not right here.

How creepy is your waifu? If she appeared in the middle of the night in your room would you freak out? Have a heart attack?

>>21297526
That's me.

>>21297528
They're all elemental manipulations.
>me
Water and Fire
>waifu
Earth and Air
>daughteru
Electricity and Darkness

>>21297528
Probably foreverially ties up and latexizes the bad guys.

>>21297521
Nice.

>>21297535
The only person able to appear in my room in the middle of the night without me freaking out is my mother. Anyone else deserves the attempted pummeling coming their way.

>>21297535
She's not that creepy so no

>>21297539
>foreverially
Is that even a word?

>>21297535
She's big, scary, and pink!
But not really creepy.

>>21297535
Shogs are very creepy but they're also doing their best, so it's important to never react too much. Even if you catch one staring at you at 3am, standing breathlessly and perfectly still and has such bright eyes.

>>21297448
>Horse Pussy or Doe Cunt?
The eternal dilemma.

>>21297451
whoever wins we lose.

>>21297471
Left, but in wife mode.

>>21297547
>doesn't know about rafe15
Good.

>>21297556
There's only one valid answer.

>>21297560
But that's the inferior version

>>21297511
Just like a green(?) girl should!

>>21297535
Some times my slime carrier starts walking and acting weird but usually happens when the slime it self moves the carriers body.

>>21297521
he cute

>>21297518
You don’t hear about scale sluts because they’re too busy wrapped in their wives tail to talk. It’s cool and acts as a heat sink while being soft and smooth to the touch.

>>21297535
>Two regura looking insect girls appearing out of nowhere
Heart attack here I go.

>>21297553
Let me guess.

>>21297531
Nah, everything looks great to me.

>Vampire says she wants to bathe in my blood
Is this a threat or complement or is she asking for an invitation?

>>21297563
I’m the kinda guy who fantasizes about Nureonagos. I think those side chapters were nice.

>>21297535
Very spooky!

tell your paladin shes your best friend!

>>21297588
Unless she’s going to transform into her bat form and we fill a birdbath, that sounds life threatening.

>>21297588
A mix of all three

>>21297575
So what you're saying is that the mofu sluts are overcompensating?

>>21297595
>”Shut up nerd”
>”Aww thank you! We love being friends with you too!”
>”I hate these assistant slimes. Why does the queen mandate we get them when we enlist?”

>>21297594
>hear someone crying in the darkness

>>21297575

>>21297575
With summer just around the corner, I'm glad I chose a girl with a manageable tail size.

>>21297610
Manageable you say?

>>21297575
>>21297608
>anon foreverial coiled up and fully incubized and loving it

>>21297448
best taur

>>21297603

>>21297535
I would be freaked out and I would probably grab my pistol.

I did experience sleep paralysis once, it was not a fun experience.

>>21297634
I never did, always wanted to.

>>21297608
>Local Ryu hosts a Summer Festival to increase awareness and get donations.
>All the single Shirohebis get together and host a booth with this strategy
>What they don’t mention is that if the man catches their interest, they don’t get to leave.

>>21297535
I would probably be a little excited if one of my top 5 was in my room. I wonder how flustered she'd get if I held the covers up for her to join? Jesus, I'm lonely...

>>21297579
nope

>>21297601
>assistant slime
A considerably more apt name

Best undead.

>>21297664
How new is that pic?

>>21297667
That's a funny joke you just made anon.

>>21297667
>Best undead is a failure virgin that couldn't get laid in life and has to stay around just so she can have a chance at getting some dick
That's more pathetic than Pharaohs who got graped while still single

>>21297624
Yes

Flower butt.

>>21297681
I intend no humor.

>>21297691
She's going to soak carbon and help me save the world!

>>21297685
Plump cat rump

>>21297521
I'd say this was wholesome but you're such a degenerate that I don't think I can.

>>21297685
I hope KC makes another doujin in the future..

>>21297473
>>21297562
She's not looking for victims, she's helping little Wendis who get lost in the snow!

>>21297700
R@ @ss is superior.

>>21297684
Is there an antidote or way to gain immunity to the venom?

>>21297601
cute.

>>21297664
It would be so useful for paladins. Great for helping them fight and even betterfor attacting the attention of that cute man/boy they like.

>>21297672
About a few month sold. I cant remember exactly when i requested it.

>>21297710
I need hands on experience for this.

>>21297716
>hands on

>>21297704
I'd like to see KC do some sort of rivalry doujin.
>Kiki VS Shogg
>Apophis VS Pharaoh
>Honeybee VS Hornet
>Anubis VS Sphinx

>>21297724
Yup.
Maus and cat, chest to chest so I can see who has the superior ass.

>>21297710
Both are nothing compared to puppy cunny!

>>21297743
That's a lot of tails for such a little girl.

>>21297745
She just really loves her daddy.

>>21297725
Dark-skin 8 foot tall thunderpussy Ocelomeh VS tiny pale frail virgin European white Alice

The greatest rivalry among monster girl debaters

>>21297651
>Local idiot fucking dies after inviting home invader to join him in bed

I didn't have time to post this when I got it, but I commissioned my waifu in a bunnysuit around Easter and it came out really well, the white suit contrasts her skin perfectly!

>>21297759
Who are you calling frail?

>>21297777
Look at those titters.

>>21297777
Excellent.

>>21297777
The desert kingdom will try anything to fill the treasury.

>>21297710
>Ra ass
>Rat atss
You can’t have it both ways.

>>21297777
This dog has adapted camouflage similar to rabbits to trick predators into grasping her false ears.

>>21297719
>Choccy Malk

>>21297777
This is really nice! Whose the artist?

>>21297777
There’s an ancient Egyptian meme in here somewhere

>>21297799 https://twitter.com/donburikazoku

>>21297788
I'd fill their treasury.

>>21297777
Good to see you aren't dead Frost, I haven't seen you around in a bit.

>>21297739
I (wan)t it!

Introducing the Pharaoh to all sorts of modern-day activities, like eating ice cream together!

>>21297811
That anubis is just asking to be ponced on

>>21297816
I'm always around, just not always visibly posting. Commissions have slowed down lately and my drive for writing has hit negative values, but I'm around.

>>21297521
KDF, is your daughter a clone?

>>21297810
Thanks anon! Keep getting quality Anubis stuff!!

>>21297829
I wish I had as much disposable income for comms as you do

>>21297830
They just have EMG genetics.

>>21297829
I feel you on the writing drive, but at least you're not dead.

>>21297830
Not at all anon. She just takes after her mother, at least as far as looks go.

>>21297840
>Not learning to draw and doing your own commissions
>Not learning to draw and doing art trades so you can get your waifu in different styles
git gud

>>21297830
Pretty sure its canon that daaughters (at least until lilith wins) take almost entirely from their mom.

>I've got my eye on you

>>21297778
alice is weakest monster. she'll never get a husband, let alone a boyfriend. at best she'll be best friends with a human man. she's also terrible at magic and can't even handle getting her ankles hit by her scooter. change my mind.

>>21297856
I can understand this desire.

>>21297866
Alice cunny is second only to that of a Bapho.

>>21297866

>>21297865
Okay lady.

Who should I ally with? The pharaoh or the apophis?

>>21297871
The best cunny is actually that of my daughterwife.

>>21297877
Go the neutral path and conquer both light and darkness

>>21297866
I will make my alice nice and strong by getting her a parasite slime pet and giving her lots of holstaurus milk!

>>21297877
Purple knows how to party

>>21297886
Bite me KDF, I was talking about as a species. Plus it's not like your daughteru is available to anyone but you.

>>21297877
Ally with the khepri. Create a happier kingdom than the pitiful sun or the petty moon ever could.

>>21297902
Not every daughteru dicker is me anon, be nice.

>>21297874
oh no, alice is raping that poor human man :(

>>21297777
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>>21297877
Apophis. She has such a more interesting backstory and it actually useful in battle and not a buff bot like the Pharaoh
>>21297887
>Go neutral
>Miss most interesting quests and abilities
>No one likes you because you don't pick a side
>Both Apophis and Pharaoh see you as a threat meaning romance options are limited until endgame
>>21297904
Khepri secret route is best route

>>21297938
T U M M Y

>>21297938
If your rulers are in battle, you've already fucked up on a level that words cannot do justice.

>>21297865
oh?

>>21297865
Black sclera are compelling.

>>21297902
Cmon man. You can always get your own.

>>21297954
Pretty sure guro is banned outside of /trash/.

>>21297994
I suppose that pic is far to spicy for the advertisers

>>21297938
Best bug.

>>21297994
run after him with your police-y running speeds!

>>21297877
Ally with apophis first marry her so she loses interest in the pharaoh and then get a ungraped pharaoh and apophis

What do jabberwocks smell like?

>>21298036
Aphrodisiacs

>>21298036
However you think a perverted onee-san should smell.

>>21298036
Pre-marriage:
>A fleeting aroma of mixed berries and vanilla
>A touch of BO
>Mildly bad, hot breath

Once married:
>Husband's cum
>Sweat
>Mildly bad, hot breath

>>21298036
booze

>>21298035
>>21297887
based and harempilled

>>21297904
>risking my balls touching hers
Gaaaay!

>>21297898
>>21297938
evil and purplepilled

>>21297951
That's why you get foreign aid. I know some French and British monsters that can help.

>>21298058
onee-san likes beer

>>21298036
Cotton candy, gin and cinnamon.

>Young, demon daughteru before bedtime asks you to check her closet and under the bed for angels.

Need more centaurs with armor

>>21298084
It's no use, no matter how much I check Angels could be standing on the head of a pin!

>>21298093

>>21297994
I want to get the MG police after me

>>21298093

>>21298124
Are you sure about that?

>>21298139
BLURRY
L
U
R
R
Y

>>21298139
I'm certain I could get away. Cops are lazy and corrupt

>>21298108
>>21298128
All I want is a qt centaur knight who calls me her Lord and wants to bear my heirs

>>21298197
Be honest with me. Are Japanese school uniforms designed to be sexual?

>>21298181
i'd settle for a degenerate horse with a horse dong strap-on

>>21298181
Don't we all?

>>21298201
Only centaur I'd give a chance is a whitehorn.

>>21298124
I would rather corrupt them so they don't get in the way of my bad media smuggling. Any that try to stand up to us will be abducted off the streets, tied up, and horribly tortured by being forced to play crappy indie games made by misandric feminists for a while.

>>21298199
No, you’re just sick in the head and enjoy drawings by people similarly sick in the head.

>>21298199
Whatever gave you that silly idea?

>>21298212
I see, so it's like that.

>>21298124
Who is on the MG police, anyway? Officer Wan and a hellhound, surely, but are there any other buddy cop duos?

>>21298212
Everything is sexy to someone anon, and humanity is sick in the head fundamentally.

>>21298222
Officer Kiki is cleaning the streets of scum! Together with her partner, a donut-loving Orc.

>>21298212
you have no idea

>>21298207
Me too.

>>21298222
Betty and her secret partner. No one know who exactly that partner is or if betty is even a monster, but that is also a buddy cop duo.

>>21298207
I'd want to bully a nightmare by dreaming elaborate scenarios that are too embarrassing for her to participate in.

>>21298200
Standing paizuri

>>21298285
if you had a ladder maybe, she's big

>>21298222
I want to bully officer hound by buying all the donuts from her favorite shop.

>>21298357
But then no one else will get donuts.

>>21297512
So this is the power of Hoodie Lich!

>>21298207
I'd really like to see a Pegasus centaur species.

>>21298153
Is that barb? The face and colors don’t look quite like his, but it’s got something about it that’s so beautiful that I can’t help but associate it with his work.

What about a shortstack from the centaur family

What is the best way to capture large mice? My werecat is too lazy and I'm sick of running out of Ritz-Bitz.

>>21298093
Heavy Cavalry!

>>21298483
They ain't called "heavy" 'cause of the armor, though.

>>21298483
Honestly, Now I want to see monster girl battle tactics.
And only partly because the idea of sexy centaur girls in boob-armor charging at me sounds sexy.

i wanna mount a whitehorn non-sexually!

>>21298549
Well I want to have sex with a Alice non-sexually but some things just aren't possible anon.

>>21298549
>>21298555
And I want to rob and kidnap a danuki without being written up as married, but I don't make the rules.

>>21297484
with muscle Haku, smart Holst and milky Mino?

>>21297535
I have poor sight so she would need to get very, very close in the darkness for me to see her, otherwise she'll be undefined blob to me. Which in middle of the night would be scary regardless who or what it was.

>>21298549
I want to hug a white horn, somewhat sexually. I'd genuinely enjoy the warmth and softness, but I'd also be too curious not to feel around her waist a bit. I wonder if she's secretly ripped under that coat.

>>21297739
did Anon ever post finished version of the hellpuppy colorswap?

>>21298597
Only one way to find out.

>>21298597
rest against her deer belly!

>>21297535
Depends on her mood I guess.
Though she would probably have to take it easy on me, I can get really paranoid during the night.

>>21298606
White horns would be top snug.

>fluffy, adapted for winter weather
>flushed skin with natural, soothing warmth
>soft, modest clothing designed to insulate heat
>deer half is easily large enough to lie against and snuggle up to
>horns are tipped with soft velvet, wouldn't hurt even if they poked you
>have enough self-control to appreciate a simple hug without going full rape

Who even needs yetis anymore?

>>21298540
The Knights of the Silver Horseshoe! Mercenary Company!

>>21297865
>penta heart pupils
someone is getting loved

A while back I remember a discussion about how Greilia would handle being in the modern world. What do you think she'd do on Earth? Because I've been thinking about writing something involving Greilia reminiscing over being stuck in a new world.

>>21298153
it should be illegal for chocolate to be this delicious

>>21297938
Which Khepri route would you choose? Ancient Khepri swarm that has gathered demonic energy for ages and will instantly incubize you to their new King. Or new Khepri group with only few Khepris and not enough gathered DE to incubize you, instead leading you to work with the girls to build a home for you?

>>21298540
Flat knights with deceptive chest plates!

>>21298699
I think it should be mandatory.

i am japanese girl
i am working in made cafe
this is made cafe picture

https://click.gl/QlwONr

enjoy it hentai guys thanks

>>21298093

>>21298830
>centaur bikini armor

Centaur chariot

>>21298857
Minotaur's my butler
Cyclops my valet
A Centaur draws my chariot
That takes me down the way
Down a river made of fire
Down a street that's paved with bones
Got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the Land of the Dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the Overlord of the Underworld
'cuz I hold Horror's Hand!

Reminder that good taurs deserve to be pregnant in both pussies

>the high elf who sits next to you in class won't even give you the time of day, but for some reason gets upset when the dark elf gyaru on the other side of you gets flirty
I'll never understand elves.

I want to be /ss/ed by either a kejourou, a dark mage, a lich, a demon, a wight, a dragon zombie, a vampire or a combination of those.

This thread is dead, it needs a hero to slay the creatures of the night!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9D-YI7B1QU

Be careful of the drinks you give to your android

I want to see a sex starved ice queen

>>21299149
What happends if you trigger her desire for warmth accidently?
the profiles make it look like under the right conditions Ice queens and undines can go a tad psycotic

>>21297711
A righteous husband!

>>21299149
I want to fuck that Ice CC Queen so much she won't even be able to think straight.

>Yes, young one?

>>21299261
Your chest is fat.

I want a Gargoyle with an exhibition fetish.

>>21299303
I want a harem of monster warriors with huge chest beefers (eventually, the don't need them to start)

>>21299261
Will you marry me?

Be honest,is this how you envision yourself with your waifu once the portals open?

How long would it take until condoms are banned worldwide?

Yes i find pregnant MG extremely cute/lewd,fucking sue me

>>21299426
>1 is a slut
>2 is a bitch as you evidently can't raise the kids with her
>3 makes you take responsibility

Why is evil so good

>>21299426
Going through to her side of the portal and letting it close, fuck the modern world.

>>21299426
What would true neutral be like though? just indifferent?

>>21299426
she'd probably drag me outside because i'm a neet and i'll miss playing my video games

>>21297471
Right cause I fucking dig exo-joints

>>21297535
Well yeah, I'd be fucking scared for some time.

>>21297535
Extreme fearboner

>>21297535
i would panic and scream i was half-asleep at 1 AM and i swore i saw my room full of spiders and i freaked out and ran out of my room screaming only to return a second later to see nothing changed when i went to sleep. this happens so much, i can't stand it.

>>21297448
I remember seeing that greentext about a Kikimora running a maid cafe. That there is fake news.

Reminder that Kikimoras would likely hate and loathe maid cafes because of how it trivializes and mocks the maid and servant proffession.

Echidna new art WHEN?

>>21299637
Pregsnake abs are for ruining.

>>21299572
It's just some novice Nightmare practicing on you.

>>21299575
Ratas would never print fake news, the maid cafes are doing so well they're expanding their business to the desert and Winterstown

>>21298830
Damn, that looked considerably naughtier from the thumbnail.

>>21297521
>capeshit

>>21299744
Rude.

This is your bully for today

>>21299757
>He is has
dumb bitch

>>21299757
Wrong image,wanted to post this instead

>>21299761
I want her to dominate me with her feet

>>21299761
Jokes on her, I'm going to be bullied till she's pregnant.

What flavor do you prefer?

>>21299761
How would she bully her human classmate?

>>21299778
Cant i pick all four? i got plenty of body heat

>>21299778
Yes

>>21299781
By constantly asking you to help with homework,taking your lunch money and have her chest block your view as much as possible!

>>21299792
Sounds interesting.

That kid's in danger!

>>21299807
Nonsense,robutts cant hurt humans

>>21299824
Oh, really?

>>21299832
thats a stunner beam silly,only to stop aggresive actions

Does your waifu wear tights?

>What are these for?

I had a dream about two Lilims on the beach, unleashing their powers at the sea because the water was still cold.

>tfw the hyper fertile CC next door will never be overcome with seed lust and break into your house for your young, virile baby-batter

>>21298978
Pretty easy to understand, man is near them, she sees dark elf as potential rival.

>>21299915
so did every fish got MGed or what?

Do you guys think that monstergirls compete in "riding" competitions where they try to make their husbando cum the fastest? maybe like for a gameshow hosted by a lilim.

>>21299927
I wish.
That thick tanuki would be carrying a whole litter of daughterus.

>>21298978
Rape her. Such is the heart of Elf.

>>21299927
how, but anon NO!

>>21299935
>gameshow lilim
She returns.

>>21299933
Too many mermaids!

>>21299935
>"riding" competitions

>>21299927
Have a nice vacation anon. Take her to the beach for us.

>>21299954
I am scared to ask: who?

>>21300036
Is she mad because she cant do the proper "riding".

>>21299938
This is true. Elves are genetically predisposed for rape. I bet there is a small group of extremist evangelical elves who stand in the streets of elven cities, ask their sisters to accept what is deep within them and tell them to go find a human man who will rape them.

>>21300045
We call her Amy Love.

>>21298978
>be proud elf of noble birth
>attending a mixed race public school as a sign of good faith
>end up seated next to the same boy in every one of my classes
>is quiet and reserved, but is very polite once you get him talking
>he's still a human though, so I don't really want to acknowledge him as my equal
>one day, lunch break hits, and he immediately gets up and takes a seat next to a filthy dark elf
>this is really peculiar, because normally he stays at his desk and eats quietly by himself
>suddenly feel extremely concerned
>not because i care about him, but because i don't want the dark elf's corruption to spread
>take a seat about two desks away from them
>"So, are you walking home alone tonight?"
>"Yeah, I usually do."
>"Ha! How pathetic. Don't you have any friends?"
>immediately stand up from my chair
>walk over and grab the ignorant human by the shoulder
>"Actually, he is my escort for tonight."
>human gives me a weird look
>dark elf is more smug than ever
>"Really? He's your bodyguard?"
>"His status is none of your concern."
>"I mean, I was planning on fucking him, so if he isn't your boyfriend, he's fair game, right?"
>"You aren't permitted to touch him, period."
>"Awww, is the widdle elfy-welfy getting jealous?"
>the human interjects by waving his hand
>"Umm, actually, I think I'd rather walk alone."
>Darkie grabs his left hand
>I grab his right
>"No, you're walking home with me!" We both yell simultaneously
>I've never been angrier at another woman in my life
>as the day goes on, I get more and more aggravated by the looks the filthy darkie is throwing him from across the room
>start writing notes in my planner about how badly i want her to die
>class ends
>the boy looks really nervous
>obviously because the darkie is sauntering up behind him
>she grabs him by the head and whisper's something
>he gives me a horrified look
>realize that she's probably blackmailing him
>proceed to tackle and wrestle with the dirtskin
>choke her out with my superior elven dexterity
>the boy fled long before i could do anything to calm him down
>i ended up walking home alone that night, too
>cry myself to sleep

>>21300043
guessing you're blind or have a small screen

>>21299744
But anon, we’re not even wearing capes!

What do you anons think the monsterized gods look like? What species?

Left or right?

>>21300151
Right, she looks like it'd be fun to break her.

>>21300164
Gib crybabby goth gf

cats are for mating

>>21300167
You'll have to earn it.

>>21300178
Abyssals are for breaking!
Sexually

>>21300199
What must a man do to earn such a thing?

>DA spammer is back
At least the images are better this time

>>21300052
I had never heard of elf~rape association before I became a weeb. Where does it come from? I don't remember elves getting raped in LOTR.
(I also don't like it at all.)

>>21300206
NO.

>>21300057
This is why human boys should court high elves, even if they deny they like them. You might make one unbelievably happy for reasons even she may not understand.

>>21300057
That normal elf needs human semen applied directly to the womb now.

Brown is better.

>>21300253
Because it's real popular in hentai.

>>21300274
and swirl is the best!
https://imgur.com/a/BNaIJWj

>>21300297
Hell yeah.

>>21300287
I am deeply aware but did it start somewhere in particular?

>>21300312
What is this expression trying to convey?

>>21300309
Fuck if I know.

>>21300274
Drow is better

>>21300316
She's pregnant

I want a woman of the cloth

>>21300350
Alright then.

>>21300330
Oh really?

>>21300036

>>21300395
Who colored this?

>>21300400
No clue.

>>21300392
Yes, charcoal skin and with black sclera is sexier

>>21300056
Hey! I did that thing.
https://pastebin.com/LJffVYMs
https://pastebin.com/6X4RHfAi

>>21300151
Can I get a girl that can do both?

>>21300400
If you want btw, https://exhentai.org/g/1408688/953612c92f/

Some anon posted the link her a couple days ago. I think it mostly got ignored.

>>21300209
Die, apparently.

Literal best grill.

>>21300056
Wish I could be that lucky human male assistant.

>>21300350
Will an Ittan-Momen work?>>21300355

>>21299910

>>21300518
DO NOT.

>>21300312
Why is all manti art so god awful

>>21300503
Maybe.

>>21300603

It's too late now

>>21300608
Rude.

>>21300619
I can be ruder.
The point stands.

The world needs more apsara.

reminder to ignore any haughty elfs that look down on you

>>21300657
>no apsara dance troupe harem.
Would be lovely.

Would you a horsepussy Seibah?

>>21300673
Yes.
Also Medusa Ridah

>>21300673
Do tails ever get in the way of things?

>>21300657
Apsara milkies right in my face!

>>21300685
Of course not.

>>21300771
I want mofu milkers as big as their tails!

Vampires.

>>21300777
Crying monsters are too strong, it's unfair.

>>21300828
Especially when they're oneesans.

>>21300274
>be dark elf
>transfer schools because parents didn't want me being taught by stuck-up elves
>end up being seated next to a cute boy
>he's really shy for a human, and likes to keep to himself
>always says "excuse me" and "sorry" when passing people up in the hallway despite being 2-3 feet away from them most of the time
>couldn't resist the urge to tease him
>lunch comes around
>ask him to sit down and eat with me
>ask him if he's walking home alone tonight
>"Yeah, I usually do."
>"How pathetic. Don't you have any friends?"
>He looks at me all nervous, like he's about to cry
>i'm getting off to his reactions so hard
>about to suggest that he should walk home with me when suddenly an elf grabs him by the shoulder
>"Actually, he is my escort for tonight."
>bitchwhat.exe
>I've hardly seen this girl
>it's pretty clear that the boy doesn't know who she is, either, judging by the look on his face
>jokingly ask if he's her body guard
>she replies with some stuck-up princess bullshit that basically amounts to "I'm too much of a prissy bitch to admit that I like him"
>joke that if he's not her boyfriend, he's fair game
>"You aren't permitted to touch him, period."
>seriously, who does she think she is?
>mock her for obviously being a jealous bitch
>the boy suddenly starts waving his hands to get our attention
>says he'd rather walk alone
>i grab one hand
>the bitch grabs the other
>"No, you're walking home with me!" We both yell at the same time
>I've never been more pissed off in my life
>spend the rest of the school day frustrated as hell
>keep staring at him, thinking about how badly i want to dominate him and show the other bitch how to take a man
>elf keeps staring at me like filth and ruining the mood
>hatch a plan
>walk up to the boy as class ends, and whisper
>"That elf has been stalking you for a week. I think she's up to something. Get a head start home while I keep her distracted."
>suddenly get jumped on by the elf
>puts me in a choke hold before i can even tell what's going on
>i pass out
>wake up in the infirmary
>hear my phone go off
>it's a text from the boy
>"Thanks for saving me. I made it home. Still don't really feel safe here. Mind coming over, in case she figures out where I live? Got your number off of your social media profile, in case you were wondering."
>suddenly furiously horny

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>>21300795
Rhymes with camp fires

>>21300897
Doughragon titties are the best.

>>21300912
Doughragon asses are better.

>>21300795
All Lizs are for impregnating

>>21300923
Why not both?

>>21300923
humiliating a dragon by looking into her anus is best

>>21300933
Don't be greedy.

>>21301001
I wouldn't be greedy if I didn't want a dragon

Rock on!

>>21301007
That's the spirit.

>>21301052
Metalmorphosis has a Beelzebub on lead guitar?

>>21301007
>>21301062
As a Dragon-lover I can say that the theme of Thunderball resonates with me.
>His needs are more so he gives less

>>21301052
i bet the mosh pits are more dangerous

Summer is coming.