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>> No.2127221
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Oh man. DILDOS in Gensokyo. Very humorous and original.

What makes it even funnier is that Nitori is the engineering-type, and a vibrating dildo is a piece of engineering.

>> No.2127222

Yes, yes!

>> No.2127228

>>2127213
She likes her dicks alive.

>> No.2127240

>>2127213
Damn Nitori, that's candid, even for you.

>> No.2127235

NO!

>> No.2127257
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Yes.

>> No.2127265
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Man she's just trying to help why do you have to be all embarrased.

>> No.2127276
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>>2127221
deeeldoes

>> No.2127287

>>2127221
If Nitori made a vibrator, you'd think it'd be in the form of a cucumber.

>> No.2127295

This thread was originally, and continues to be unfunny.

>> No.2127319

>>2127295
It was orginally what?

>> No.2127330
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Nito kick~

>> No.2127344
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>> No.2127345

>>2127319
lern to parallel structure

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>> No.2127385

>>2127213
Of course she doesn't use it, nitori...That lipstick's color is horrible!

>> No.2127392
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A Nitori thread? It's too bad I'm kind of busy getting really drunk right now because I hate myself

Maybe I'll pick it up where you leave off.

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>> No.2127406

>>2127295
There really oughta be a comma after "continues to be."

>> No.2127414

Kappa would sometimes catch swimmers and suck out their innards through their anus, or so the old legends say

>> No.2127428

Damn you , fandom . I still don't get the relation between Nitori and a cucumber ...

>> No.2127426
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The kappa has finally obtained nuclear power. Scary.

>> No.2127437

>>2127428
She's a Kappa

>> No.2127439

>>2127428
Kappa eat cucumbers. Not fandom, folklore.

>> No.2127438

>>2127428
Two of her spellcards in MoF have the name Kappa "Monster Cucumber" which is where the cucumber reference comes from.

>> No.2127443

>>2127439
It's true. Cucumbers are kappa's FAVORITE food, and throwing a kappa a cucumber is a sure way to not be eaten by one.

>> No.2127446

>>2127428

>>2127438 here
>>2127439 and that too

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technololigy

>> No.2127467

>>2127443
And you know this from experience?

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>>2127467

We know it through ACTUAL FOLKLORE

Also if you bow at a kappa they will bow back and spill the water on their head. Then you can fill it back up for them and they will become indebted to you.

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>>2127592

So, translated into Gensokyo, if Nitori's hat falls off and you give it back to her, she'll do you a favor.

I recommend high five.

>> No.2127644

>>2127345
No, you're the one that failed at parallel structure here.
>This thread was originally, and continues to be, unfunny.

That's correct. You need a comma there.

>> No.2127650

>>2127447
Ooh, grabbing this for that /tg/ thread.
Thanks.

>> No.2127673

>>2127650
what /tg/ thread?

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>>2127650
What thread?

>> No.2127696

>>2127592
The thumbnail makes this look like a pair of slippers.

>> No.2127705

>>2127696
I'd love a pair of Nitori slippers.

>> No.2127754

>>2127705
You just want to slip into Nitori.

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>>2127754

>> No.2127799

>>2127754
Yeah, and?

>> No.2127831

>>2127673
>>2127679
/tg/'s been making a cyberpunk-ish setting.
Archived threads here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Server%20Crash
Current thread here:
>>>/tg/3790539

>> No.2127887

>>2127769
If Nitori was wearing her pack in that one, she'd look a little like a Tachikoma.

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>>2127831
Well, in that case...here is something somewhat related.

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>>2127799

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>> No.2127986

Reimu doesn't use them because she's a filthy slut that fucks ten guys every day

>> No.2127998

What the relation between Marisa and Nitori?

>> No.2128003
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vroom

>> No.2128029

Does Reimu perform sacred prostitution?

>> No.2128038

>>2127998
Nitori is the shy, virginal young girl who has little contact with humans and an obsession with phallic vegetables.

Marisa is the alpha bitch of Gensokyo.

Think about it.

>> No.2128063

>>2127221
DIL-DOS: The operating system for vaginal stimulation devices.

>> No.2128071

>>2128063
>DILL-DOS
Added another layer to your pun for you, bro

>> No.2128101

>>2128071
Good show, anon.

>> No.2128126

>>2128071
it took me a few seconds but then I lol'd hard

>> No.2128129

>>2128101
That's a tripfag.

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VROOM

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>Nitori is the only playable partner in Subterranean Animism who never appeared in Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. All the rest of the partners did.
Isn't it sad?

>>2128135
It just hit me that you manually name all your images.

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Apparently her overalls add an extra, oh, say, 500 pounds.

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Obligatory.

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>>2128154

It helps keep them organized and from accidently posting pornography

>> No.2128173

>>2128167
That's why she'll never be able to achieve Satori.

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2128195

You gonna get raeped.

>> No.2128196

>>2128167
Have you read yours today?

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>>2128195
Can't rape the willing.

>> No.2128228

Post Nitori in guillotine.

>> No.2128230
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uh oh

>> No.2128234

>>2128195
I wish I could get raped by the kappa.
I wouldn't mind getting my ass sucked out, too... if she did it carefully.

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might as well post more

who likes touhou guro? Is it a bannable offense in /jp/?

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>> No.2128256

>>2128240
>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.
>guro

>> No.2128260

that's a shame.

>> No.2128266

>>2128240
Yes, but who cares.

inb4peoplewhining

>> No.2128267

>>2128230
What the heck? Go away! Why would you post such an awful thing?

>> No.2128293

>>2128234

Ew, aniki.

That's disgusting.

>> No.2128315

>>2128267

it makes me happy.

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>>2128315
How so?

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2128531

All she ever wanted was to maybe come over and hang out for a little bit, maybe bake some cookies or something with you.

>> No.2130177

>>2128531
You mean there's some reason she can't do that?

>> No.2130184

>>2130177
Because everytime you bump an old Thread, Nitori rages then sages.
Stop posting.

>> No.2130200

>>2130184
What if I don't want to stop posting? It's not like you can do anything about it.

>> No.2130202

>>2130200
You are already dead

>> No.2130210

>>2130200
No, no, we can't do anything.
You just become an evident faggot.

>> No.2130218

>>2130202
I am? I don't feel dead.

>> No.2132481

>>2128267
Don't worry it's not even close to her hitbox.

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