/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, they are good girls and wear diapers.

>>21275059
source?
and what about rebellious fairies who wouldn't wear them?

>>21275075
Naughty fairies get punished if they don't obey the rules.

Fairies, like little girls, do not poop.

>>21275114
This,even grow up girls wears diapers in Gensokyo.

>>21275053
>>21275059
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>>21275902
Toilets. What is wrong with you?

>>21276020
Where are they in Gensokyo?

fairies dont poo, only pee, and their pee is delicious, it tastes like liquid female pheronome

Some of the more brazen fairies, such as Star, do pee in mid air, though. Star tries to pee on Reimu whenever she can.

>>21275053
>Do fairies take shits in the skies like birds do? Leaving fairy droppings splatted around?
What do you think their bullets are made out of?
:^)

Lily's pee tastes particularly sweet; the very essence of spring. You'll be filled with the rich, fertile spring potential in only a few drops, but it should not be underestimated. More than a few mouthfuls can cause an adult human to start shrinking, feeling lighter, and increasing in cuteness. They lose their human worries and only want to flit around in nature. As much as a pint can cause even the fattest, ugliest NEET to transform into an adorable, tiny, winged daughterwife, indistinguishable from any fairy of Gensokyo. No one should make light of fairy pee.

glug glug glug
om nom nom nom

aaah!!

but what are faires

>>21276354
Onaholes with wings.

>>21276268
Go back to the monstergirl thread with that transformation fetish bullshit.

>>21276354
Nature inviting itself to be fucked.

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>>21276352
Fairy pee confirmed for greatest substance in nature.

>>21276378
Sounds like somebody drank too much fairy pee.

never change jaypee

Do fairies have cloacas or do they have parts similar to humans?

It saddens me to think of a fairy peeing anywhere that isn't in my mouth.

>>21276564
they have vaginas how else they could take on human penises

>>21276564
They have the cutest fairy cunnies an overweight middle-aged autistic NEET with an unwashed smelly phimotic penis could want.

>>21276584
I'm pretty sure you could fuck a cloaca if it's large/flexible enough.

>>21276601
My thoughts, more or less, except replacing the pipe with a fairy herself, preferably the shy and adorable Luna-chan!

>>21275902
There's only two grown ups who do that and the other one is a woman child who plays with dolls, and the other one isn't all that grown up either.

>>21276601
probably the first time ever i could relate to that meme

god i want to glug down a huge mug of steaming hot fresh fairy pee, preferable with the fairy who made it nearby to watch it and get embarrased!

aaah!

seconds please!

>>21276354
We just don't know

>>21275053
I love how cute Lily holds her arms and wings out stiff and swept back, like a little plane. HNNNNG

>>21276642
What made Alice so depressed?

>>21276822
No semen in womb

>>21276797
she's dropping steaming shits

>>21276830
and me beneath trying to eat every single one of her droppings

>>21276352
>>21276582
>>21276601
>>21276781
If the transformative dangers of fairy pee are real, then these anons are all fairies now.

>>21276849
wtf i want to mating press myself now

I hate /jp/

Imagine how much fairy pee you could get out of them all!

>>21276899
i want to spend all day licking their pre-pubescent like child cunnies

>>21276849
Not if they consume it in moderation. Do not overdose. Remember the risks!

>>21275075
>>21275059
Fairies don't wear undergarments.

There's a reason why Akyuu throws a fit about Fairy droppings in her garden and the general populace of the Evolved Fairy class usually having their nether regions smell either like dried cum or usually some other strong arousing element. Be wary for some Evolved Fairies hold no scent, and they appear to be like any other Fairy, leaving your mind defenseless to the terror in the form of naturally occurring airborne particles like pheromones or even something as simple as poking her in the forehead for stealing your favorite food instead of asking like a polite fairy (since they aren't all that strong, you can probably just push them lightly with your index finger as it might cause them slight or moderate discomfort in contrast to the barbaric Human Villagers going as far as harming them severely when spotted) or even a headpat for doing something nice, i.e. giving you a flower or finding something you lost, etc. You should be nice to Fairies but do not befriend them so easily. I do know of one Evolved Fairy that goes against her nature, perhaps she'll make an appearance in TH17!(Joke)
Documents written by Akyuu hold more answers than you think. From protecting your balls to a detailed list of fairies you should avoid, how they lure you in as well as how to circumvent them so you keep your life and your waifu happy and free of harm.

>>21275053
Fairies don't eat. The Three Fairies are weirdos in that respect.

I want to feed peefags pee from futa fairies.

>>21277823
I want to drink that pee.

Everyone is in denial here, they pee but shit and fart too.

>>21275053
I fucking wish

Fairy pee...
Yum

>>21276382
Copulation with nature is an ancient human tradition
Back in the foggy days of human prehistory the position of king was thought to be consort to the earth, and good harvests and fair weather meant his dick was keeping her satisfied and fertile

I-I can't get fairy pee off my mind, /jp/.

is fairy pee the new BRRAPP?

>>21276365
That sounds rather unpleasant. I wouldn't want my onahole to fly away on a whim.

Lily

>>21276354
Someone else said it already but Onaholes.
/jp/'s onaholes.

my face when fairy pee

wakey wakey fags.
A fairy shat on your lawn

>>21276354
Airborne Tenga eggs

really the bottom of the barrel
pedophiles weaboos

>>21275053
They will if I have anything to say about it. Gonna fuck Steve's car up like a flock of pigeons.

>>21299340
Get triggered faggottranny

>>21296602
I chuckled.

>>21277871
Of course, you're making anal sex more difficult, now we have to consider enemas and all that shit, what a hassle. Not shitting fairies are perfect onaholes, they rectum have the same purpose than their vaginas, to accommodate a big adult cock.

Well, at least we would be able to rape the shit out of them. I want to make them pee themselves in fear!

>>21299340
cry harder transfaggot.
You'll never be a girl.

>>21299340
Then go away, dude
There are other places

>>21299340
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>>21307707
incels and trannies are so tsundere for each other <3