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Anonymous Sun Apr 28 18:08:05 2019 No.21255211 [Reply] [Original]

A thread for small people

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:14:16 2019 No.21257439 File: 365 KB, 572x563, 4F23E514-AA01-4D79-986A-BAB13C08AF7D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No replies for poor Shin

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:18:25 2019 No.21257447 I'm 173, am I in the 'small' range?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 12:34:28 2019 No.21259410 File: 538 KB, 1062x990, exploit_by_miwol-d7he2er.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsrJGNLVfNo

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 12:41:11 2019 No.21259432 >>21257447 It depends. Are you... an inchling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:41:06 2019 No.21259622 File: 367 KB, 1200x1696, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shin is in trouble!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 15:08:44 2019 No.21259890 File: 101 KB, 600x918, 4ed555b4e6b00504996eea48496e84db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 16:49:44 2019 No.21260302 >>21257447 I'm about 10cm shorter.(Just now I, probably slightly inaccurately, measured 165cm)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 17:33:52 2019 No.21260436 Shinmyoumaru is a little fucking shit, I want to stop her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 17:57:07 2019 No.21260512 File: 783 KB, 1200x1000, __sukuna_shinmyoumaru_touhou_drawn_by_ochakan__49ddecdf4d9b8ab3874a864c5c4218b5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want her to make me cum by tickle torturing and nibbling my frenulum!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 12:15:32 2019 No.21264398 File: 387 KB, 687x1000, 105509714332d65a373ef7ba6ebfc619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21260512 Sorry anon, she doesn't do guys under 6ft

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:24:45 2019 No.21265700 >>21264398 I'm unironically a 6'6 lanklet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:32:44 2019 No.21265760 File: 1.93 MB, 1654x1171, marisabroom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine if you were tiny in Gensokyo, anytime you'd look at a 2hu you'd get a view like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:35:17 2019 No.21265780 >>21265760 I think the benefit of that is outweighed by the risk of being kidnapped by Alice

Anonymous Tue Apr 30 18:41:40 2019 No.21266084
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You awake to find to find Shinmyoumaru having a revolutionary party in your pants.

Realizing that your cock was the most powerful weapon in Gensokyo, Shinmyoumaru used fantastical youki magic to become one with dick. However, she failed to realize that her personality would become a dick as well.

「Hey mister! You've only jerked me off 10 times today... I've still got enough baby batter for another blow!」
「Wow, you're getting hard from that hag?w Yeah, whatever faggot, wake me up when you've got that nice Tei cunny-cun lined up.」
「No, let me aim! You had your turn, now I want to practice pissi-... uh yeah, you'll need a new change. Sorry.」

It's really annoying!!!

And she can't even keep her plan together. First, it was some revolution with a girl named Seija. Now she just wants to fuck Seija, along with every other youkai, to forge a dynasty of royal rape babies!

And you thought Seija wasn't doing it for you? TOO BAD. Shimmy will literally huff, puff, rub herself, and spazz out until she gets you to spunk out.

And all you wanted to do was fuck Shimmy. What a drag.

How do we get out of this one, jay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 21:51:47 2019 No.21266903 >>21266084 "Congrats" for worst post on /jp/ this decade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 22:56:41 2019 No.21267178 >>21266903 Thanks I always try my hardest to post after being awake for at least 35 hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 23:03:27 2019 No.21267203 File: 669 KB, 800x800, 1556635857462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Grouping with the amanojaku is bad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 23:06:04 2019 No.21267211 >>21266084 based

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 09:19:26 2019 No.21269309 File: 740 KB, 1024x768, Patche and Maru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21265760 If I was tiny in Gensokyo I'd want to be Patche's little assistant.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 17:26:50 2019 No.21271491 Reminder GoU shows shimmy and seija are friends again!

Anonymous Thu May 2 01:56:33 2019 No.21273342
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>>21271491
Friends until Seija pushes her into a warm pot, gives her a hot onions sauce-based bath, gives her some chopped vegetables to play with, and let's her sweat out the bad juju for about ten minutes before having an in-bath lunch with a side of fried fish and rice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 12:52:56 2019 No.21275582 File: 515 KB, 559x1663, A5630E5A-1FEE-4A1D-A0D3-C2B15B0682B3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21267211 based on who?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 13:00:35 2019 No.21275613 >>21260512 Today i learned a new word

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