/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21266754
how is she lonely if she has dolls to play with like a fucking loser

>>21266754
She doesn't have a boyfriend and for someone her age who hasn't had sex, yet makes her look like a weirdo to other girls.

>>21266874
Why doesn't she just get a boyfriend?

>>21266952
she'd rather have a girlfriend
specifically marisa

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>>21266986
Too bad Marisa is a normal straight girl.

>>21266754
She wears a diaperbecause she usually pee and shitherself,never shower and is socially awkward.

>>21266754
She’s motherly with the three fairies in canon at least.
If you wanna see canonical loneliness, I say Yuuka would be a better contender. No interaction with Wriggle or Tenshi, her PC-98 gang is gone and both her and Medicine dislike eachother.

>>21267009
It really is

>>21266754
im a simple man i see foot i upvote

>>21267376
cringe

>>21267102
I hope there will be a day when diaperposting is considered /jp/ heritage

>>21266754
im a simple man i see nopan i get erect

>>21266754
Every time she tries to make a friend, she accidentally scares them away when her condition kicks up and she starts vomiting blood. Poor Alice.

>>21271641
I would be very concerned for Alice and take her to Eirin whilst holding her hand along the way. It's not nice to just leave her with her problems!!!

>>21271641
If Alice was my friend and I saw her vomiting blood, I'd panic for a second and then rush to Eientei while princess-carrying her.

>>21271068
I hope there is a day where it becomes a bannable offense

>>21271068
it's secretly heritage.

>>21266754
She leaks poo too often.

>>21271856
That's her own fault for using bad dragon dildos every single day.

>>21266986
She should force Marisa to become a youkai Magician and keep her in her basement forever

>>21266754
She needs somebody to lick her feet

>>21272329
How did you come to that conclusion?
And I think Alice wants to be the one licking other people's feet.

Footfags need to be burned

im a simple man i see feet i lick

i need to lick her feet

What do her feet smell like? What do they taste like?

>>21275195
leather and tobacco

You've got a lot of explaining to do, Alice!

>>21275363
That's clearly inaccurate. I love Marisa-chan and I'm perfectly normal.

>>21275195
Because of those boots they would have a cheese-like odor with a slight leather scent. They would taste really salty at the the soles while the taste intensifies to goat-cheese the nearer you trace your tongue between her toes.

I'd advise against licking them.

Alice wets her bed!

>>21275195
Pleasant and feminine.

>>21275811

>>21266754
She's a creep who still use a diaper,wets her bed,shitherself and plays with dolls!
what a loser!

>>21275829
Eh? You still play with dolls? And you're HOW old?! Jeez! Ahahahah! Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just give them to me for a sec, aaaaaaand...


HERE! RIP!


AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! Jeez, Alice! They're just soulless automatons without sentience, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! Get a look at this, then! See how the soft filling spills from their guts when I squeeze them! Fuwa fuwa! I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Ms. Pathetic Wets Her Bed Alice?! Go right ahead! Hug the viscera of your former friends and hold their bodies close to you! It's too late now! Heck, you're gonna cry too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: I'm in a super sadistic mood right now! Can't imagine whyyyy...~!


I bet you wanna see me tear apart Shanghai too! You loser! Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing panties anyway!


So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess those streaming tears on your face answer THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! You're such a pathetic loser, Alice! I bet you had that doll since the day you slid out of your mother's vagina! Remember how I raped her, too? Meduka fucking Meguca, I'm so fucking wet! I've never been this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you friendless loser! You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, kami-sama! Hijiri-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! After all, when I'm this wet, it's much easier to commit casual genocide! And I'm headed to Makai next! You'd better spread your legs RIGHT NOW!

She's a fucking weirdo lol

>>21275836
Damn thats really edgy man

I miss when footfags were the worst part of Alice threads.

>>21266952
Because human villagers are so beta that they view a girl playing with dolls as a terrifying witch. With every expecton to that role being captured, tamed, and repurposed as a sex slave by powerful youkai.

>>21266952
Because human villagers are so beta that they view a girl playing with dolls as a terrifying witch. With every expection to that role being captured, tamed, and repurposed as a sex slave by a powerful youkai.

>>21275836
God I really want Yuuka to rape (and optionally kill) me

>>21267376
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>>21276454
take a deep breath between her toes and your lungs will melt.

>>21277398
I want to imagine they smell and taste nice.

>>21277530
snifffff~

>>21276573
Hi alice, did you change your diaper today?

>>21277735
Alice lives in Makai now and Shinki does it for her.

>>21277798
I want to live in Makai with Shinki and Alice and use a diaper too

I want to invite Alice to commit suicide with me.

>>21277817
If you lived in Makai, Shinki wouldn't ask you if you wanted to use one or not. She'd make you wear one whether you liked it or not.

>>21266754
Because she's a freak.

>>21278057
>reverse image search that
OH DOG WHAT DONE

>>21278079
<span class="sjis">Okieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ I don't wanna blacklist that image so I'll forget this exists!~[/spoiler]

>>21278079
I'm not getting the sauce even with reverse image search.

>>21278188
Use yandex image search, that shit is magic and works better than GIS.

>>21278197
Thanks to you for helping me find the sauce. I regret nothing and everything.

>>21277530
How would a "nice"-tasting foot taste like?

I love Alice!

>>21278659

One of her dolls told me that Alice forced her to use an used diaper.

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>>21278260
3D women are such beautiful creatures, aren't they?

>>21278057
>Harasaki

It's not like Alice is some loner that doesn't have any friends. I am her friend and we have a lot of fun together.

>>21279421
Did a 3D girl draw that? Is that what 3D girls are really like?

>>21279614
>I am her friend and we have a lot of fun together.
Nice try Shanghai, we know it's you (unless it's Hourai, then congratulations on finally regaining your computer privileges).

>>21278057
That was a lot worse than I thought it was going to be. Why does something like this turn Alice on? It's genuinely disgusting. Get your fucking life together, Alice.

Would Alice be the bass player in a band?

>>21279803
Probably. The only alternative is using her dolls to be a drummer.

Patchouli as the vocalist seems like a prank to me, though.

>>21279661
Yes. That's why you should stick to 2D.
Unless the 2D in question is Alice. Stay away from Alice.

>>21279929
Patchouli's more into the rap game anyway.

>>21266754
Don't worry, I'm keeping her company.

>>21277872
This just makes it better, and there's no bullying in Makai right?

>>21279970

>>21281126
Elis and Mai might tease you a little, but Shinki and the others would make sure it wouldn't go too far.

Mama knows best.

Alice has repulsive feet

>>21283120
At least it's not as bad as remi feet. 600 years without a pedicure!

>look up and breathe, mortals

>>21279451
>>Harasaki
<span class="sjis">Oh. That explains it.[/spoiler]

>>21283136
Does Remimi wear diapers too like Alice?

>>21283354
n-no

I'll get remi to grab your nose with her feet and make you breathe deeply for asking that.

>>21283359
Imagine her shock if you went to check her underwear drawer and pulled out a pair for everyone to see. Or if you lifted her skirt while someone other than Sakuya was around.

>>21278079
Who are you quoting?

>>21283120
>>21283136
is this from the actual manga

>>21275664
what the fuck is your problem
smellfags like you literally ruin feet for everyone

>>21283686
such a terrible trip

>>21283951
You must be new here if this is the first time you see him.

>>21284015
>taking trip off to call someone a newfag
you only just added the /jp/ part also

>>21284022
Who are you quoting?

>>21284052
seething tripnigger fuck cunt piss fucker

>>21284022
This particular tripfag has been a blight in here for quite a while. This is his oldest post in the archive. You are bound to have run into his posts before this thread several times, unless you're a complete newfag who started browsing last week.

>>21283770
yeah, the alice picture is an illustration from one of the stories in it i think. i used to have a partial translation of it but i lost it.

Why is Alice so sexy?

>>21284383
pee

>>21283812
You really expect someone who wears leather boots all day to have feet that don't smell like byproduct of bacteria?

>>21284509
Alice's feet stink! They're a chemical weapon!

Just BREATHING around the barefoot Alice is dangerous!

>>21284104
>quite a while
Too obvious. Eat shit tripfaggot.

Top 5 smelly feethus

1. Remi
2. Flan
3. Meiling
4. Alice
5. Cirno

>>21284562
If you really think I'm a tripfag, why are you doing the one thing that you aren't supposed to do when encountering tripfags, which is giving them attention? You're trying to save face for whatever reason by arguing with someone who you claim is a tripfag, which is exactly what a newfag would do. You're basically trying to deny your newfaggotry by acting like one.

>>21284104
he's stil a newfag and just filter him like everyone does.

Take your whining elsewhere, we're discussing Alice here.

Would you eat alice leaking poo

>>21284509
feet have a mild vinegar/acidic smell at worst bro

>>21285409
Youkai feets are know for their toxicity!

>>21285332
I hate Harasaki.
People who enjoy seeing innocent cute lolis being eviscerated are heartless monsters.

>>21266754
Nu-Alice is ass. PC-98 Alice is where it's at.

>>21266754
what a fucking loser holy shit lmao

>>21286670
Girls can't ever be losers. Even if they are human beings and therefore shit comes out of their asses, they will always have dignity and respect and never struggle to find a boyfriend. Because they are cute. Even though they have smelly asses like any other human.

>>21286256
marisa deserves mating press and creampie, not drugging and mutilation

>>21286708
i guess thats why so many boys chooses to become girls, and not the other way around

who would ever want to live life on nightmare mode

Alice found out how to make friends!

>>21289021
sniffffffffffffffff~

>>21289021
I wish Alice would shrink me and put me inside her panties.

Alice don't wear diapers
Alice isn't a creep
Alice has a few friends and is not a friendless loser
Alice showers herself everyday
Alice doesn't wet the bed or poo herself
Alice is a smart Youkai interested in Magic

>>21289021
I want to be in Marisa's position but with a big Patche.

>>21293929
(You) in her pantyhose

>>21289249
Alice wears diapers
Alice is a creep
Alice's friends are her dolls and is a mega loser
Alice takes showers only when her mom tells her to
Alice wets the bed and does poop

>>21286708
>ywn see Alice cagando
Why live?

>>21296203
Alice doesn't take showers when her mom tells her to. Shinki bathes Alice herself every morning.

>>21296203
d-do you have more diaperhus or alice diaper images?
Asking for a friend.

>>21266781
rude

How pathetic would it be to play with dolls together with Alice?

>>21266754
She doesn't wears socks and makes her boots so stinky anyone can smell them from far away for starters

>>21279803
Nitori's on point at least.

>>21302005
I wouldn't mind that

>>21296203
Go away

x_x

Alice suffers from regular traumatic breakdowns caused by seeing her entire family get slaughtered in front of her during the events of Mystic Square. Her failure at exacting revenge and the subsequent slavery and harassment by the protagonists only worsened her grip on reality.
On normal days she could usually go about her business without issue. But if Marisa, Yuuka, or particularly Reimu are around or even mentioned things could get bad quickly. Her birthday and anything that reminds her of her sisters and mother are also major trigger points.
It's likely that her dolls are a coping mechanism used to represent the family she lost so brutally so young, and is the only thing that keeps her sane enough to not start a bloody incident herself.

All of this makes it hard for her to maintain any friendships, and why she lives alone secluded in the Forest of Magic playing with dolls.

>>21302005
alice's feet stink! They're a chemical weapon!

>>21313543
I don't really mind the smell of vinegar all that much. Her beautiful pale feet make any sort of foot odor negligible in comparison.

>>21314721
Alice's feets smells worse than vinegar.

>>21267009
The only things straight about Marisa are her chest and her shots.

>>21314759
That's fine! The aroma is why I'll be plugging her toes in my nostrils one by one.

>>21317531
But that's very dangerous and toxic,in the best situation you will pass out.
And don't forget that she will be using a diaper so the odor will not be very nice.

>>21266754
Why is Alice so lovely?

>>21317969
Alice is a hygienic hermit. She doesn't wear diapers or have bowel issues, dummy.
See?

>>21320672
Poor Marisa! she was forced by Alice to dress up as her or else she was going to shove her used diaper on Marisa's face.

>>21320712
She should just tell Shinki and watch as she punishes Alice for that.

She can always be my friend.

>>21320672
She always cleans up before using her massive dildos.

>>21323893
NO

>>21266754
The seven colored diaper!

Would Alice be really demanding and bossy if you wanted to play dolls with her? I bet it wouldn't be very fun.

>>21336255
I'm pretty sure that if you tried to play dolls with her, you'd be the doll.

Which I'm sure some anons will consider a positive.

>>21336255
Her favourite doll would always win the fights and would always get the best treats in a tea party.

>>21336511
Nah, she'd be going all out on the goodies for you if you were coming for tea. Even Alice knows one of the best ways to someone's heart is through their stomach!

>>21339391
What is Alice's favourite recipe?

>>21341334
Secchi disc/chessboard cookies! Visually-appealing with dueling flavors, light and portable and perfect for eating on the go or taking with tea, and depending on how strong the dark part's flavor is they can even mask drugs for experimenting on guests or "convincing" them to stay around!

>>21341334
Boiled diapers.

>>21275836
Who's laughing now,bitch.

Because she secludes herself and is also a complete weirdo.

Why is Alice such a shit character in Mega Mari? Her weak ass laser attack has also a wonky hitbox.
Ass.

>>21280035
Patrician fantasy and taste

Alice id a dork that needs to be bullied

>>21344922
lmao she's so pathetic!
I bet she pooped herself and went to Makai to cry after that.

>>21344709
That’s not Alice though

Why did it come to this?
I loved Alice threads but now it's inhabited by poopoo eaters.

>>21344605
How did she accomplish this?

>>21344605
>hate X fetish
>get so curious about a book for it from a random page/cover that you feel a great compulsion to read it anyway

God damn it, here we go again.

>>21347347
If you find a translated version, do share pls.

>>21343614
Why would Alice want to drug and experiment on her guests?! That is horrible! Doesn't she realise no one will want to be her friend after that?

>>21278057
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED
CALL EIRIN, TELL HER SHE'S A RICH WOMAN

>>21348308
Research waits for nothing, not even social norms! Besides, Alice wouldn't test anything that could KILL her guests, she just wants to get exact measurements of the potency of alchemical concoctions at given body masses or average deviations of anatomical characteristics...and besides, for the sheer amount of mooching Marisa in particular does playing guinea pig is the LEAST she could do.

>>21349909
Alice should just give her experiments to Eirin and let her test them on Reisen! What she's doing will make her hated and no one will want to be her friend or visit her!!

why so little feets picture in a feet thread?

>>21266952
She lives alone, deep in the fucking forest and has a bunch of dolls. That's like multiple red flags to stay the fuck away.

>>21351235
What people don't know doesn't hurt them, though, Alice can just blame whatever effects people notice on some momentary flurb of the Forest of Magic or a new tea mixture she's trying (heck, she doesn't even have to really LIE about what she's doing with that) and after-tea naps are perfectly natural, she's just helping them along and making sure people are comfy and cozy while she's giving them a thorough checkup to log her findings! And if a little something extra should make its way into Alice's sweets that make people want to visit her again, well, that's just a happy coincidence!

>>21351251
'cause it ain't a feet thread, it's an Alice-is-very-nice-and-normal-and-totally-NOT-a-weirdo thread.

>>21266754
Who wets her bed and pooherself more often,Alice or Koishi?

>>21355439
Alice leaks poop, but Koishi doesn't even realize it herself when she's wetting herself.

Reminder that Alice records her large bowel sounds because she will send them to her crush in the future.

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>>21285263
since when is jaypee this cancerous

>>21358286
are you defending a /pol/ tripfag?

oh no! Alice just drank one of Marisa's potions and now she's big!, the worst part of it is that diapers are too small for her now!

>>21359676
Oh, to be Shanghai the first time Alice trips or bends over and that prodigious potion-and-pastry-packed posterior explodes out of her dress with a great soul-shredding RIIIIIIP!

>>21266754
i dont know, would you hang out with someone who stills wears a diaper, plays with dolls and smells bad? Maybe /jp/ would date her but in gensokyo no ones likes this weird girl.

Why are you guys so mean to her :(

>>21266986
Reimu would murder her.

>>21360574
dont use smiley faces on /jp/

So what curses does Alice place on "friends" who've abandoned her? Besides incontinence, of course.

>>21360392
source? Can't find it even with SauceNao

>>21360028
I would eat that eclaire

Alice threads

>>21365284
the needle. This time, Marisa is going to be hers.

>>21358286
you tripfags are so dumb!

>>21363467
They will become sexually aroused by diapers and Alice will mock then by flashing her diaper at them whilst never giving them the chance to come close to her.
At least that's what she thinks will happen

>>21367153
Alice is a tough lady, she can take it! And Marisa will take care of her, even if she had a good reason to hit her in the first place!

when will alice open her grimoire again?

>>21370977
There was this fan doujin that stuff happened, Yuuka's arm went flying and Hourai died(?). Really want to reread it.

>>21370977
Makai only item.

>>21371034
Well do you have a link?

>>21266754
Because her feet are smelly!

>>21275664
I want to lick Alice's cute smelly cheesey feet!

>>21279255
Alice's pink naked nipples!

>>21371151
I, too, eagerly await that delivery!

>>21371374
its like a toxin!

Alice's boot musk?!

>>21380939
I hope the drinks aren't spiked!

>>21381074
How can you even think about something so horrible about your dear friend Alice?
If she finds out you have so little trust in her she'll be completely heartbroken. Do you enjoy making cute girls cry?
You should gulp the drink down in one go so she doesn't find out the terrible things you think about her.

Would Alice really try to spike my drink, even though I just wanted to be her friend and come over for tea when she asked?

>>21381152
If Alice starts crying when I ask her about the substance of the drink, that makes it even more suspicious!!!

>>21381193
No, she would never do that or anything of the sort, and anyone who says otherwise is evil and a liar.

>>21381207
No, it doesn't, you dunce! It just shows that Alice is devastated that her close friend trusts her so little that he considers the possibility of her drugging him!
Girls are fragile creatures who cherish their relationships with other people.
Has your mother never taught you to never make girls cry, and emotionally support them when they do?

>>21381259
You're acting kind of suspicious, anon, you sure you're not Shanghai? Why is Alice refusing to tell me what's in the drink, WHAT IS SHE HIDING, ANON? Why doesn't she take a sip of the drink herself!?

>>21381193
Only because she thinks you're a VERY special person who can help her and wants you to stay a bit longer! She may not be able to easily express it with words, but she sure can through delicious hand-made goodies and hopefully-harmless subterfuge!

She could always try resting her warm, sweaty soles on my face!

Alice might not mess with the drinks on purpose, but with her lifestyle it's definitely possible for her pee to end up in the tea by accident

>>21381193
She doesn't do it intentionally, but Youmu told her that putting the special potion she gave her in your tea would make you both very good friends instantly.

>>21381531
it certainly made her very good friends with my penis

>>21381207
One week before

>>21383718
holy shit this is my new fetish, imagine being Alice's doll, she would put diapers and other kind of gross stuff and you cant do anything!

>>21383718
I'd rather kill myself.

>>21383879
don't worry, you can't

>>21383718
*gets used as a bomb a day later*
was good while it lasted
I would rather date Shanghai tho.

>>21384512
>Secretly lust for Shanghai instead of Dumb Ol' Diaper Drawers
>Know that there WILL be a dolly wedding in the cards now that Alice has a "boy" doll

Everyone knows that Shanghai's the REAL star of this troupe anyway, now you don't even need the pretense of becoming Alice's friend to get into Shanghai's pant-

"Such a bad doll you are with such lewd thoughts towards your sister and disregard for your mother! I care for you with all of my heart and only ask for your unconditional love and that you be good, wholesome dolls in return and not like those SCANTILY-CLAD WHORES being peddled to children in the Outside World, and it's not even 10 hours since you've entered this house that you've utterly shamed yourself! Bad dolls get punished, even if it hurts me to do so, and there's only one punishment for a doll as bad as you!"

>>21385474
Please don't abuse the spoiler function in addition to the quote function.

>>21385607
You have a small brain capacity.

>>21385607
fr*aking epic

>>21385700
Please don't use Luna-chan in your shitposts.

>>21384512

That's very rude and where is your diaper Alice?

>>21345271
no ones knows, but Yuuka is a Makai prisoner now

>>21387295
>>21345271
She got Shanghai'd!

>>21385474
No!!
She was the one, NOO!!!

Imagine raping Alice
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/4352

>>21387980
That weirdo probably fantasizes about getting raped.

>>21302005
She just needs someone to clean them for her.

>>21266754
Cuz her feet STINK! like in OP picture.

>>21266754
She's not worth it, bros.
You know what they say about crazy.

>>21390898
Alright, whose panties did Alice steal this time?

>>21387232
Alice's actually wearing Patchy's underwear while she put her used diaper on Patchy while she was asleep

>>21390898
That calling someone like Alice "crazy" is a sure-fire way to trigger rapid and extreme hostility due to the heavy social connotations connected with the term, making further treatment difficult due to the patient taking up a combative stance due to inflamed perceptions of rasterization and persecution, just like Shinki found out?

>>21389650
Youkai farts

I bet Alice is a weirdo whose favourite song is Master of Puppets

>Fairy thread's outpacing most ever other one

Akyuu was right about those airborne onaholes taking up all the men, and Alice is doing her part to stop them!

>>21399329
Alice look out!!! There's 2 flying onaholes behind you!!!!

>>21399329
Don't bully Luna! That nonsense that fairies are stealing the men is a huge lie!
Alice is a creepy loser who blames fairies for being single instead of trying to fix her problems.
Even without those cute little angels Alice would still be single.

>>21399390
Nonsense, if the Three Fairies of Lust weren't preying on every single man who entered the Forest of Magic and leaving Alice the odd drained and dazed scrap that manages to stumble to her door she'd be up to her chin in suitors! She's not creepy at all, that's just fairy propaganda!

>>21266754
You guys don't know how bad I want to smell those toes.

>>21402752
they probably are full of fungus and piss

>>21404003
number 15
xD

Going to Alice's for tea and getting a big welcome from the girls!

>>21402752
fuck off kike

>>21399329
another victim,now her and Yuuka are locked in Makai,trapped in Alice's playroom using diapers.

>>21406016
Yuuka would easily overpower Alice, give her a spanking and drag her back to Makai for further punishments from her mom.

>>21406096
*blocks your path*

>>21406096
Sorry but somehow this >>21344605 happened.

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>>21406157
That's fully consensual. Yuuka is mostly an S, but occasionally she needs some time to regress and have someone take care of her.

>>21406274
That means that bot of them are torturing Luna now.

>>21406324
Luna isn't being tortured. She's being taken care of.

Bumpfag's on the offensive I see.

>>21407736
Is this a recreation of one of Alice's dreams that she wrote down in her dream journal?

>>21408648
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but stranger things have happened in a realm that's basically a preserve/dumping ground of that we think of as story and superstition.

Darkness pervades the mind.

>>21405743
Ahhhhhh~
Maybe I'd be lucky to inhale some toejam!

>>21412058

>>21416274
Picture of my mind.

>>21424496
Arisu is creepy.

I know Alice is weird and all, but I wish she could teach me how to make cool puppets.

>>21427225
this, she's the strongest magician

>>21427225
Poor Alice, she makes dolls because she can't make friends easily and is great at it, but is so great at it that everybody fixates on the dolls and forgets about her, jading her and pushing her deeper into her doll fixation.

>>21427225
>I wish she could teach me how to make cool puppets.
It's actually very easy, just make the cutest doll you can, pouring all of your heart and soul into it, then play with her for a few days and make her feel loved and enjoy spending time with you more than anything in the world.
Then put gunpowder inside her and make her explode.

>>21427225
So many cute (doll) lolilae!
Me on the top right (glasses)

>>21428505
>lolilae
What?

>>21267005

>>21428678
get out, tripfag

>>21431095
I'm the 3rd from the right

>>21432611
Be sure to get a lot of sleep, we've got a big day tomorrow and need to be up bright and early!

Hello there, Anon! Are you feeling OK? You haven't come over in quite a while, and Shanghai and the girls were VERY disappointed and insisted we come over to see you!

I unironically wonder how much would one of her dolls cost without the gun powder and it being alive from her magic strings.
I'd say the same price as a fumo + Youkai tax.

>>21439325
Gomenasai. I didn't realize two days was "quite a while". I'll be more diligent in the future.

Does Alice ferment her own pee to make the potassium nitrate for the gunpowder for her exploding dolls?

>>21442920
Of course! There's no such thing as "waste" to a magicial, simply "unprocessed reagents"!

>>21442920
Does that mean I can make bombs with my pee?

>>21266754
Alice thinks that gifting her used diaper and feces is romantic! what a weirdo!

>>21443824
I'll take what I can get.

Alice has friends.
They just don't visit often...

>>21317476
Is she trying to break Alice’s neck

>>21281332
Sariel would rape you for being a dirty sinner

>>21283136
The thumbnail looked like she was riding on a massive ghost foot made out of wind

>>21278057
At least we gained more spamming material

>>21279803
What would industrial post-Gensokyo acid prog Youkaiwave music sound like?

>>21446737
This hopeless NEET wouldn't have the heart to do something that vulgar.

>>21447420
Shinki found a job for her working under Jehovah because smiting people was the only thing she could do!

>>21447507
Her job is a joke that Shinki just made up to keep her busy. If mommy didn't find her a job, her adult daughter would do nothing but laze around Pandemonium, shitpost on some imageboard and play video games all day.

creampie and mating press the alice, then force her to cast the fetus deletus spell on herself and then repeat !

>>21448941
>>21448941
Such a spell does not exist.

>>21289021
That positioning.

>>21448941
>not making her a happy mother with a loving husband and children
>not exploiting every day of her safe pregnancy periods for all the hormone-amped lovemaking and baby-meeting you can get

Are you even capable of so much as perceiving the finer things?

>>21451872
who are you quoting?

>>21451872
Stupid Alice can't even quote properly.

>>21266754
It's cause her feet are so smelly

>>21416274
Shoveling time for an edgy girl

>>21266754
because her feet smelle

Hey guys
I know how to make Alice laugh to the point of snorting by telling this joke!

How do you fix a doll with a broken face?
Plastic surgery

>>21461457
Alice is going to use that joke in every single conversation now.

>>21461463
Whenever the conversation gets quiet, whether naturally or because she said something weird, it makes Alice nervous.
To break the silence, she always tells the plastic surgery joke! Even if she's told that person the joke before! Sometimes even during the same conversation!

>Shopping? Ah, no, I usually have the dolls go get things for me, I just stay here...I haven't had to leave the house in months! Haha...
>Uh, was that weird?
>...
>H-Hey...do you know you brea-uh...fix a doll with a broken face?
>...
>P...P-Plastic surgery...

>>21462053
>>21462083
That's really sad.
I'd laugh out of pity, just to cheer her up.
It must be hard being Alice's friend, always listening to the same jokes and having the same conversations, because she doesn't leave her house and doesn't have much to talk about, and having to keep the conversation going even after she says something weird.

>>21462129
I wonder if the reason she's always locking herself up in her house is because she's afraid of putting people in that kind of situation, because she knows how awkward she is. She might try to spare most people from it, but if someone pushes and really tries to be her friend, she might just let herself go and be that way around them despite how emotionally draining it is for the person. If you want to be close to Alice, you have to be prepared mentally for that. You have to be ready to be Alice's handler as much as you are Alice's friend.

What if you were being snuggled by Alice and she started farting under the covers and wouldn't let you go

>>21462176
Imagine if you only came up to her navel and she used her superior strength to forcefully push your head under the covers and sniff her gas haha. You know, as a joke haha?

>>21462176
I would light a match and ignite her gasses.

>>21463748
too bad anon,they are wet farts.

>>21462176
this is why you always keep a shovel under the pillow to discipline her

>>21462129
>>21462144
I just want Alice to be happy, and I'll be there for her through thick and thin!

>>21463738
Sounds feasible! Patche is supposed to be incredibly weak as a side effect of being a magician but she had me in a headlock in no time like she did Marisa!
Alice is larger naturally so it must be scary when Alice swings you around like a ragdoll as a joke!

>>21465713
Is this picture depicting Marisa raiding Patchouli's library?

>>21465792
Yes! And Failing miserably!

>>21465713
Alice wrestling with you and easily winning! Alice taking of your clothes by force! Alice dressing you up in a diaper, making you act like her baby and threatening to spank you if you don't behave!

>>21469099
...Anon is not so pitifully weak that he would lose to Alice.
Daiperfag being hung at the stake! The whole of /jp/ watching the events unfold!

>>21469099
That doesn't sound too bad!

Feetfags and Diaperfags are a plague.

>>21470680
they're a blessing on this wonderful world

"H-here's a goodbye gift, a-anon. I h-hope we can see each other again..."

>>21476322
It smell so bad Alice, what kind of chocolate is that?

>>21476322
I hope so too, Alice. I love you. I know we'll see each other again.