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kuso thread

Suika is cute.

>>21262136
Maybe we can salvage it.

bump

>>21262122
>Touhou characters that you could win against with bare hands
>Suika
This is some of the stupidest shit I have ever been unfortunate to read in my time here on this board.

>>21262122
I mean, what the fuck was going through your head when you were typing that shit out?
Suika is a damn oni. Just because Yuugi exceeds Suika in physical strength doesn't mean Suika is weak. Just because Suika exceeds Yuugi in magic doesn't mean Yuugi is weak with magic.

Unless Suika is feeling playful or is in a generally good mood, you're getting ground into a lump of meat or you will be tossed around like a damn ragdoll.

OP, what the fuck were you smoking. On what fucking planet did you think you had any chance to win against Suika of all people you literal idiot?

>>21265875
>>21265898
Yeah but can she beat the cock? Hmm ok then

>>21266042
"Cock" doesn't count as bare hands, I'm sure of it

>>21265898
>Unless Suika is feeling playful or is in a generally good mood
She'll still throw you around and beat you up when she's happy, you will probably just suffer less injury.

>>21262122
I could destroy her if I weren't careful.

>>21262122
OP confirmed to be fucking killed by the oni

>>21262122
are you fucking stupid or what? Suika would fucking crush you, choose a human at least.

>>21262144
i miss coloredendings.

I could beat everyone.

You couldn't even beat Daiyousei.

>>21267111
I can 1/2/3/4 for reps faggot, this little girl stands no chance against my MIGHT, oni or whatever. I mean she's probably like 35kg with 0 muscle, meanwhile I'm 100kg with 10% bf, I could crush her by just sitting on her.

Does holding their hand count as a win?

Does drinking their post-consumersake count as a win?

>>21266042
She´s had more cock than the entire population of japan put together when you were still wearing diapers. The question here is not if she can defeat the cock, but if you can survive a night of rowdy drunken sex.

>>21274469
Wow what a slut, to think some people have her as a waifu.

>>21274513
There's nothing wrong with drunken party sluts as long as they're 2D

I can beat everyone I am actually Okina

>>21274833
i love you okina!
you can beat me please!

>>21274833
Please tell your followers to stop invading threads

>>21262122
Unless they also fight with just their bare hands, I think Tupai is the only one I feel confident enough to win against. I mean it's fast as hell but compared to the other Touhou characters I'd take my chances with Tupai

>>21262122
Well, according to the PTSD thread, all of the Lunarians.

Suika blyat

If she doesn't have her mallet, Shinmyoumaru is going down.

every single one of them

Yuuka, I think I'm strong enough

>>21262122
No kidding I can fuck Kosuzu and Akyuu up. No one's gonna recognize them when I'm done.

How are Onis real? Just throw beans at them like nigga.

Would Suika's pee be sweet like sake or sour like wine?

>>21278093
Done with w-what?

>>21279633
Tic tac toe

Probably Daiyousei, and only if i catch her off-guard...

>>21279592
>>21262122
Does blessing your fists, dipping them in colloidal silver made with holy water, rubbing garlic on them, mashing beans with them, then powdering them with ash count as bare handed? If so, you could probably take a lot of 2hus that way.