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it's not easy for her

I wish I could serve her.

Remi deserves love, not bully.

youkai deserve nothing but death.

>>21208568
Nice projection there, buddy.

>>21212326
You should take Remilia's Gungnir and put it in your ass.

A warm, peaceful dusk.
Violets crown the garden,
adorned with laughter.
There is no such thing as night,
at the Devil's red castle.

>>21214833
cunny

>>21212326
but she's a vampire and not a yokai

Why would you say this?

>>21215043
cute bloomers

Retarded lolI probably smells like pee

>>21215043
what went wrong

>>21215774
She got bored

>>21215794
what does this mean

>>21215774
Nothing, vampires sleep upside-down is all.

>>21208568
Don't talk about my wife like that!

>>21208568
YES.
Finally, someone with a working brain makes a good Remilia thread. Fuck her and all of the morons that harbor any sort of positive emotions towards her.

>>21208568
How dare you say such things about the mistress!

>>21212326
Vamps aren't Youks.
>>21208568
I know it's hard to be a functioning poster when you're a phonefag but please refrain from saying bad things about Remilia Scarlet and anyone associated with her and those who know those who associate with those who associate with Ms. Scarlet. Matter of fact, refrain from posting at all if you only have mean things to say about anyone in Gensokyou as well as Touhou Project and all derivatives that spawn from or have spawned from it.

what a piece of shit

Ugly bat

>>21208568
> Around 500 years old
> More retarded than an 8 year old
Pathetic.

>>21222440
Who are you quoting?

>>21222440
That's hot, not pathetic.

>>21208568
Oh you're trying to get others to praise Remilia by first insulting her, triggering jaypee's protection instinct? Well think agaon, she's a fucking nerd

disgusting creature

Please don't be disrespectful towards the Remimi. She is just a little girl punished by fate.

For what reasons is Sakuya working for and adoring the mistress so much?

>>21223203
Because Ojou-sama is very sexy.

>>21223241
The Mistress's b-belly!!!

>>21223322
?

>>21215813
You didn't play with her enough

>>21223656
she's a million years old

>>21223203
Isn't it obvious? Sakuya is the only human who's love for Ojou-sama surpasses my own.

>>21223847
What have you done for Remilia to display your love? Have you created anything?

>>21223856
I juzzed for her

What kind of person would call a little cute girl a retard cunt

>>21224026
?

>>21223856
I say good morning to my Remilia fumo every time I wake up and good night every time I'm about to go to sleep.
We also went hiking once and I made sure to carry towels with me so she would not stain her beautiful dress when sitting on the ground

>>21224304
Why would she stain her dress?

>>21224345
Used the wrong word, meant more of getting dirt on it, or her adorable bloomers.

>>21224383
she pisses herself doesn’t she

>>21224389
How dare you

>>21224399
I’m gonna lick your feet sakuya

Remi has smelly feet!

>>21224389
I kind of want to see that. But peeing oneself makes quite a mess.

>>21208568

>>21225833
Don't bully the Remi.

I want to take the Remi on a brutal vampire hunting night Van Helsing style

>>21225017
This so much!

>>21225833
Why do that when you can pinch her cute little cheeks yourself without hurting her too much? You should not hurt the Remimi

>>21227907
running around demanding to be called ojou-sama and get pampered makes one want to pinch those chubby cheeks

>>21224838
>>21225017
umm yikes my dude

>>21229208
Where's Meiling and her enormous ass?

I want to fill Remi's stomach with my blood and semen!, press my ear on her tummy and hear how it sloshes around!

>>21227907
As you can plainly see, just pinching her cheeks with fingers alone doesn't cause her to pant profusely with a severely flushed face. That's a pretty good reason.

>>21229617
You fail to notice the detail in the other image, in which she has multiple pins pinching her already, indicating the process has been going on for a while. The other image is merely the results of immediately starting pinching her cute little cheeks without harming her, thus degrading her and making Remimi feel like a little child being cooed . Prolonged pinching with fingers will have a greater effect than the former.

>>21229644
Loosely pinching with fingers alone is not painful enough to cause a reaction like that no matter how long you do it. Pins are.
She'll get tired of the emotional outburst. But not the pain.
Show me an image that goes on long enough with finger pinching to cause profuse panting and a severely flushed face. Otherwise I just can't believe it, as all signs say that's far, far less likely to happen.

>>21229661
Your statement is quite incorrect, the only reason you can claim it was "profuse panting" was because the weather was cold and thus you could clearly see the air exhaled by the Remimi, this image is an excellent example of pinching the Remimi in a normal environment, albeit you can not see the panting due to the warmer temperature.

>>21229676
Her face does not appear extremely flushed. I do not see profuse panting, or even visible breath at all. This is sub-par.
Her breath is visible not due to the cold outside, but due to just how hot her breath is from her incredibly risen internal temperature.
Even if it would be from area's temperature, show me an image that pinching can achieve the same result. I simply do not believe it.

>>21229208
Where's the better version of this? (the one with the farts)

>>21229690
It appears we will have to agree to disagree, for as both of us have our minds set already on the issue at hand, I will respect your stance on using pins but I will not permit myself to use them for as I believe it is better to do with one's own hands.

>>21229695
jannies delete if posted sadly

>>21229208
Those feet are horrendous.
Nice asses, though.
Warned for shitting on mods, talk about thin skin.

>>21229271
Her ass is way too big to be compared with the rest, it makes Flan's buttcheeks look two little grapes

>>21231798
Her ass is good

>>21237322
Her ass is great, it's big, sweaty and smelly

>>21208568
Fate manipulation is total bullshit. Only a hack writes such bullshit, Remilia can not change fate at all whatsoever.

>>21241590
Anon if you want to be Remi's servant just ask her, no need to make up this whole act how you don't believe in her powers.

vamp cunny

>>21241619
This.
Reverse Psychology is the worst thing you can do against Remimi. She's lived almost if not over 500 years already. You'd really have to be a fool to try something like that against her. She can out-do you at your own game and possibly make a fool out of you or even kill you without ever having to do anything. Even Sakuya wouldn't have to do anything. Fate Manipulation is about on the same level of bullshit as Yukari's boundary manipulation.

>>21229208
Patchouli puffy vulva.

*braps*

>>21208568
Can I keep her?

deadly

immensely powerful.

yo skrill drop the beat

>>21247124
how dare she

Oh no! There's a lesbian in Remi's bed!

>>21255032
I see two lesbians in that picture.

>>21255061
Don't worry, I'll hop onto that bed and turn both of them bi.

>>21255061
How dare you! Remi is as straight as wooden plank!

>>21255032
God I wish I were Sakuya

>>21255208
God i wish i could fuck Sakuya

Remilia's CoLA outfit is just too lovely. She's so cute and elegant and beautiful. Who wouldn't want to serve such an adorable mistress? Sakuya is too damn lucky!

>>21255087
straight as her chest

vampire urine

>>21255348
Then you need to pass Remilia's tests first. She wants her head maid to bear fruit. But only at the hands of a man that can prove his worth.

>>21255087
I want to rape her navel with my tongue so bad, so bad.

>>21255932
What kind of hat is THAT?

>>21256140
What does the test entail?

>>21262664
Death.
I have passed it so I get to live.
Luckily I had been granted the ability to raise the bar infinitely high.
First come first serve you lazy NEETs.

mmmmmmmm bureger

>>21266961
I wish I was that bureger.

>>21256102
tottemo umai

She is.

>>21266961
is this official art

>>21262194
A big one

>>21227665
Taking a deep breath of Remi's feet after 500 years of no washing and letting the smell infest in your lungs!

>>21284659
She washes more frequently than that. Here's proof!

>>21284937
That poor water is toxic waste now.

>>21284941
Most bathwater is.

>>21284946
It was cute, fresh water before remi's feet touched it!

>>21284953
And then it became fresh sexy water.

>>21284985
>remi will never stuff her used stockings she wore for 5 centuries in my air conditioner so it blows the warm, foof-tainted air all over my house

>>21284990
>foof
https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2010/02/23/things_i_wont_work_with_dioxygen_difluoride

>>21285063
huh?

>>21285068
>Dioxygen difluoride reacts vigorously with nearly every chemical it encounters – even ordinary ice – leading to its onomatopoeic nickname "FOOF" (a play on its chemical structure and its explosive tendencies).

>>21285078
Remi's feet stink reacts chemically with air freshener, effectively making her stink worse, so don't wash her!