/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21255115
Fresh start!

Maids are olev

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyVA5PIl-Ys

Ever notice Yeti paws are so big they could easily cover a man’s face? You can bet they have.

>>21255129
Whats the appeal of viccy? She seems like kind of a bland donut stealim.

>>21255136
I want a Yeti to take a hot steamy dump in my mouth

>>21255141
The person who made her assumes that everyone likes her and posts as such

>>21255148
God forbid someone posts new art of something.

>>21255136
considering how soft they supposedly are, I assume many would pay for that to happen to them

>>21255136
Welcome to the Himalayas!

>>21255151
Content needs to fuck off

>>21255148
Don't be like that anon.

>>21255155
Why?

Good girls get the PAT.

>>21255152
People act like there's some sort of content filter on what can be posted to these threads, and as such that means "if its posted = absolutely everyone in the thread is okay with it". I hope people have some common sense, but the loudest one usually don't.

>>21255159
If this thread has no new content then it will finally die and be moved to /trash/ like the garbage that it is.

>>21255161
Bad ones get the RAT.

Can we finally get the autist(s) raiding this place banned?

>>21255166
>t. has made 10 different threads about individual touhou characters today

>>21255159
Because he's an autistic parasite that stays in a thread he hates to spam it with garbage all day.

Remember, the only way to get rid of the garbage is that everyone reports them so the mods take notice of the mass reports.

>>21255177
>Cosplay trash
>EMG garbage
>>>/c/

>>21255148
I like her.
>>21255164
People are silly, there's a bunch of things I don't like but if I screamed about all of them the thread would be a dumpster fire until I was banned.
Those guys just need to chill.

>>21255166
See, you overplayed your hand now. Now everyone knows you're the buttblasted little native who just can't stand to let others have fun in their one thread. I mean, we all knew that before, but you really can't get any more obvious and that's pretty sad.

Feel free to use this. Mods need to take notice of the spammer already.

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

>>21255164
did I say something out of place? If, so I'm sorry (and just to clarify, I was talking about hand paws, not feet. In case you thought that was what I was talking about)

Official lion girl fucking when? Ocelomeh didn't scratch the itch.

>>21255197
You can try IRC as well

>>21255177
I would kill any number of innocents just to get a whiff of one of her farts.

>>21255199
He quoted the wrong post. I hope.

>>21255207
What didn't you like about them?

>>21255197
Pretty sure he's ban evading. I'd even be willing to bet he's the guy from the /a/ days. This site has people with serious autism in some cases so I wouldn't be surprised.

>>21255199
Eh wasn't exactly directed at you in particular sorry, just complaining about the state of the threads in general sometimes.

>>21255186
Common sense and autism don't come in the same package.

>>21255184
Fuck off. Don't you ever be rude to a lady.

I managed to get into the thread early, nice.
Posting resources:
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>>21255214
well yea, this thread has people who can't talk to girls so they fantasize about fucking some exotic cartoon animals

>>21255219
Have sex.

Canines seem to be far and away more popular and liked as a whole than felines in these threads. Is that a correct observation? What's the reason? What case can you make for either side?

>>21255223
No really. What went so wrong in your life that you feel the need to spam a thread you don't like day in and day out?

>>21255229
With a cute monstergirl.

>>21255237
Monstergirls aren't real and they never will be. Go outside for once and talk to some real women.

>>21255230
I just like foxes. Don't particularly care for standard dog girls over standard cat girls.

>>21255243
Real women suck though.

>>21255253
Don't reply, genius.

>>21255213
Nothing really wrong with ocelomeh in my opinion, I just was hoping for a lion girl and they were close but no cigar. I am glad that South America is being explored as a region, but Africa is also untouched territory. You'd think the rulers of the animal kingdom from one of the most diverse and hostile climates on earth would have a rep by now.

>>21255236
You retards keep raiding my discord servers, so fuck you

>>21255253
Keep seething virgin.

>>21255260
I think you're raiding the wrong place then, because this is news to me.

>>21255121
Should I watch senko?

I wonder how long it's gonna take for him to realize that he's hurting himself far more than anyone who likes it here. Devoting so much of yourself to negativity must be awful.

>>21255186
People seem to like her and her daughteru enough to draw them. It's nice. Sure not everyone is guaranteed to like them, but I haven't seen active dislike for them.

>>21255270
Personally, I wish I could see him now. His life must be so pathetic and I could do with a laugh.

>>21255269
Sure

>>21255269
I'd recommend skipping the after credits thing (its for the people who wanna self insert as the male protag), but otherwise it's fantastic and heartwarming!

>>21255269
I would reccomend it. And if watching anime isn't your thing, you could also read the manga. It's very wholesome stuff

>>21255271

Considering what kind of posts have shown up in this thread just now, it's a safe assumption that the malicious reaction is not constructive and purely spiteful and should be disregarded.

>>21255230
For one, foxes have a huge presence beyond MGE.
Canines in general have the whole loyalty aspect that's a big appeal, you don't get that so much with cats. And canine behaviors in general.
Hellhounds exist. Cheshires used to be really big too but they kinda fell off, not sure why.

>>21255277
No way it can be anymore pathetic than all of the virgins here who spend all day masturbating to cartoons

>>21255285
>(its for the people who wanna self insert as the male protag)
So most the viewers?

>>21255230
The only popular cat girl is the Cheshire. Werecat, Nekomata and Sphinx have all but been entirely forgotten about

>>21255288
>Cheshires used to be really big too but they kinda fell off, not sure why.
Avatarfags. Not even once.

>>21255288
>not sure why
I think we all know why,

>>21255294
I sometimes self insert as the females.

>>21255294
I'm not him, but I'd just watch it for the cute little fox, not really for the plot or the self inserting either.

>>21255299
I still like Sphinxes. But I am primarily a canidposter.

>>21255248
I meant the full spectrum. Canines including kobolds, inari, werewolves, hellhounds, anubi, etc. and felines including nekomata, cheshires, jinko, ocelomeh, etc.

Just in terms of the amount of art foxes and wolves appear to be #1 worldwide, followed by cats and aquatic species.

>>21255286
Seconding this. The anime looks pretty good but the manga has a very distinct and cute sketchy artstyle that puts you at ease and makes the characters look very soft and appealing.

Fox in socks.

>>21255321
Cats and dogs have been household pets for millennia anon. Pet owners and society as a whole already romanticize them as almost human, it's no wonder that people tend to gravitate towards species like that when it comes to monstergirls.

>>21255334
Fox in socks using my head as a pillow for her butt.

>>21255334
Apparently wearing socks during sex makes the sex feel better. Be careful around the Fox in the socks.

>>21255321

It helps that Fox girls have always been popular.

>>21255347
You didn't happen to hear this from the fox, did you?

>>21255340
This is true. The bond between dogs and humans is so strong at this stage that newborn pups are born to instinctively recognize humans as caregivers and family members. Cats developed a distinct meow to imitate human children and get people to care for them. It's pretty amazing when you think about it, that they've both developed and evolved with humans in mind.

>>21255356
Nuh-uh, there's science and stuff!

>>21255230
>What's the reason
dogs tend to appeal to men,
cats for women.

>>21255346
facepillow

>>21255269
suupa air con anny may shun

>>21255351
I saw a fox near my place recently. It seemed kind of smug. They must know.

>>21255366
Can't argue with that.

Does your monster wife have a preferred place she goes to eat or drink when she wants something nice? Sometimes imagining little things like that can make things even more comfy.

>>21255359
I'd bet at this point there's a little evolution on humans' part that causes us to have some natural positive disposition towards dogs. At least among groups that have a history of dog domestication.

>>21255409
Toxoplasmosis is a real thing for cats. Perhaps doggoplasmosis exists too.

>>21255288
>Cheshires used to be really big
Opinion disregarded

>>21255417
Look mate, it's just a fact that they don't get posted anywhere near as much as they used to.
It's not like they're gone, just diminished.

>>21255386
Of course they do.

>>21255423
Curse these lewd foxes.
I'd be lying if I said they didn't at least somewhat contribute to my playing through Muramasa.

>>21255141
It's fun to bully Losenis by calling Viccy generic and a Esdeath clone, Derrota is better

>>21255486
I’m not exactly a fan of Victoria but at least she’s more interesting than Mari.

>>21255486
When isn't bullying Lose fun.

>>21255486
I want to bully lilims

>>21255521
God soon they'll draw the damn tail between the shoulderblades

Fuckin' put it where the human tailbone is. Fuck your ass lust.

>>21255533
There's no way to get around the fact the tailbone is too low for that and loli ass is too important.

>Go to Zipangu wearing the thickest armor possible
>Fight Kunoichi and Ochimusha alike
I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE

>>21255486
>>21255523
>>21255527
Fuk u
>>21255500
How will Mari ever recover?

>>21255521
sly as a fox
you got me under your spell

>>21255591
She's in two games, she doesn't need to.

>>21255591
Lilim are made for bullying! It's the spade tail I just want to grab it and bully one

>>21255623
Also apperently in a kc approved book if mari-tan is telling the truth.

>>21255637

>>21255650
for realsies?

>>21255676
what happens when you write that on your dingus?

>>21255637
In succubus culture that's a marriage proposal.

So don't expect that to be easy.

>>21255686
It gets bullied

>>21255380
Speak English! Why is that not a law everywhere?

>>21255682
Yeah. Last time mari-tan was ribbed for mari being a thot pre-retcon is when she said it.

>>21255230
That left wolfu is gonna get some pups. Right would be a good maid.

>>21255288
>Cheshires used to be really big too but they kinda fell off, not sure why.
You don't need to think very hard to figure out what kind of anon would latch onto a smug cat that finds a husband by shitposting him into insanity.
She remains one of the most popular MGE girls the moment you leave the thread.

>>21255710
Cheshires are nice and pretty unique when not taken to the extreme. We also had that greentext of a cutie eros cheshire. If you assume they have individuality and don't all conform to the memes they're really very good girls.

>>21255710
Cats are very loving and affectionate, in their own way. I think sometimes the "smug prankster" thing overshadows that, but as long as its remembered Cheshires can be as good a girl as anybody else.

>>21255710
She, Apophis, Manticore, Hellhound, and maybe Demon are probably the biggest girls historically

>>21255710
These threads usually go through fads. You'll see it happen every time a new girl is made, or they just randomly occur with some other girls. Right now there's a lilim fad because all the drawfags feel the need to have their own unoriginal, OC lilim right now. Seen a lot of posting about draphs too lately. Point is, a lot of these girls fade off into obscurity while the popular ones temporarily take a back seat and regain their top spot again.

>>21255742
Draph posting is eternal. It will never die. Only bide its time until it is time to strike.

>>21255761
I want to mating press the fuck out of a Draph in the worst kind of way.

>>21255213
They’re more like Jaguars/Panthers than proper lions

>>21255121
Why do foxes make that gang sign with their hands?

>>21255591
I wanna fuck Derrota

>>21255830
I to would like to mating press those shortstacks, but what do you mean by worse kind of way?

>>21255761
>Draph posting is eternal
No Erune love

>>21255852
looks like a fox head. thumb, middle, and ring finger is the head, index and pinky are the ears.

>>21255862
I'd just go around, finding places to press them into the floor and fill them with enough seed to distend their stomach slightly.

>>21255866
Erunes are great too.

>>21255761
I want a Draph Pharaoh.

>>21255866
Erunes are greats, but MGE has equivalents already.

>>21255888
jesus anon thats lewd. Probably use every surface in your house in no time due to draphs being so sexy.

>>21255922
IMAGINE the god voice.

>>21255922
Imagine the thighs. Imagine the tits! Imagine the hair!

>>21255720
One of the people in my apartment has a cat. Every day when I get home from work, I can see them watching me from the window.

It's kinda nice having someone--if not happy--at least taking notice that you're home.

>>21250755
>>21251365
>after a sudden surge of excellent customers, old kikimora's maid cafe is dangerously understaffed
>she calls in a recruitment specialist Ratatoskr to help find new maids, under the precondition that she gets help finding a husband too
>Rata really outdoes herself, and brings in a fresh crop of top-quality maids from around the world
>rare albino kikimora with a hot slavic accent wants to show you how they treat 'myastarrs' back in the old country, may or may not be ex-spetsnaz
>traditionally trained, prim and proper victorian style english cheshire maid who keeps her hair in a tight bun and takes her work very seriously, until she gets a hold of some catnip
>chuuni kunoichi maid with a bad habit of speaking in haiku and one-liners, constantly striking cool poses and showing off the vixen insignia on her thigh
>a bunch of cute kobold maids who love being praised and specialize in serving disabled masters
>more-than-slightly-yan titania who just keeps following you into the maid cafe, nobody knows who she is but she sure knows a lot about you
>a freshly monsterized nerdcubus maid who is still learning to control her succubus powers but very dearly wants a master who will teach her lewd things
>sweetheart ryuu maid who is very up-front about wanting a husband, the maid gig is just a means to lure in a good anon and capture him with her famous omurice
>gloomy, kuu flow kelp maid who only just drifted in from the open sea and needs a crash-course on how humans work
>tundranubis meido who acts like she's got you wrapped around her finger but wears spats under her skirt and blushes if you say the p-word, secretly very pure and innocent
>freckly, red-headed, thick, cheeky irish fox barmaid who can easily drink you under the table and brews her own fine malt whiskey
>mysterious Nurarihyon that's always been your faithful maid, you've loved and trusted her for years! How could you forget?
>this batch of maids has comparable [meido powah] to their predecessors, maybe higher
>are you a bad enough dude to take one home?

>>21255936
>Erunes are greats, but MGE has equivalents already.
Just like Draphs

>>21255949
I'm taking the Rata!

>>21255936
>Posting NTR

>>21255347
This trick works regardless of species. Pro tip to bully your Alp: make them wear striped thigh high or knee high socks while fucking them. It makes them progress through the stages faster.

grope the slimes

>>21255954
Hobgobos are worse than draphs while Erunes are worse than MGE kitsune, but i guess you are technically correct.

>>21255962
Thank you for correction. Didn't know.

>>21255963
>Early stage Alp girlfriend is borderline trap
>Make her wear striped socks, striped panties, a surgical facemask and everything
>Within a week, she's a voluptuous, burgeoning, busty, fat assed big tittied late-stage Alp
Thanks for the tip!

>>21255949
>>a bunch of cute kobold maids who love being praised and specialize in serving disabled masters
I need one. I hope she's good with chronic illnesses too.

>>21255959
>>21255949
But... I'm the one who had originally said i had wanted the rata, not you...

seriously I am, im a little bit upset about it

>>21255973
Actually Draphs are worse than MGE Holst

>>21255949
I'll take the albino Kiki.

>>21255992
But holsts aren't a specific shortstack race unlike draphs. While Erunes are inferior tailless kitsune.

>>21255985
dude get kecked lemayo
Don’t worry about it

>>21255978
>spoiler
but of course! They've all recieved long-term care training from the Grelia sabbath and are proficient in a wide variety of medical magicks. Let them administer the cafe's specialty pawbean therapy and ease your troubles.

>>21255856
Dorito is not for sexuals

I just took a cocktail of drugs
So if I say anything mean while under the infleunce I just want you guys to know that I didn't mean it and I'm sorry.

>>21256002
Draphs are just tailless short humans with horns. And yes same thing can be said about some Erune.

>>21256023
Touch the Yuel.
Love the Yuel.
FUCK THE YUEL.

>>21256019
Yes please!

>>21255949
>Titania isn't even an actual maid cafe employee, she just literally shows up to be your maid whenever you show up on site
That is the most perfect blend of cute and creepy for a yandere. I can't even imagine the look on her face if you broke your schedule one day and came at the "wrong" time, to the point that another maid seated you and brought you water. You'd never make the same mistake again.

>>21255949
Well I mean, If I already have a maid why would I need another? I guess my Nuraihyon maid must just be saying hello to some old friends.

>>21256020
The followup to that image says otherwise

>>21256043
You can't prove it.

>>21256023
My point is still that no Draph tier shortstack species exists in MGE.
On the other hand Erunes are a thing except even better.
Also why does yuel have a tail. I have her but i cant be arsed to do the fate episode to see why.

>>21255954

i wish heles had tail

>>21255954
>Just like Draphs
Not quite. KC does oppai loli, not shortstack.

>>21256015
Yeah, im not too torn up about it, just kinda upset cuz I had written the post about taking the rata last thread, and i like rata a whole lot

>>21256073
Just how much do you love rata?

>>21255169
So do you fling a rat at them or what? Or do you out them in the same room as a Ratatoskr?

>>21256051
Something about her being close to the nine-tailed fox i think
Also Erunes aren't strictly foxs, see Andira who is a monkey.

>>21255997
>pure white kikimora with snowy hair, perfectly fair skin and shining silver eyes
>a little softspoken, with a gentle Ukrainian accent
>looks beautiful and delicate like a snowdrop, but is oddly comfortable with a knife in her hand
>then again, she looks just a little bit sad whenever anything violent is brought up
>she makes a point of solemnly vowing to protect you when you take her into your service, though you never asked about that or mentioned you were in any danger
>whenever there's a loud noise anywhere near the house she sprints straight over to check on you, hiding something behind her back and scanning the room
>it takes several minutes and a good explanation to get her to relax again
>"Myastarr ees zafe. Is good... yes, ees good."
>then she respectfully bows, and leaves the room with a sigh

>>21256023
I kinda think it would be cute to see the odd girl with larger than average monstrous features, much like this. Imagine seeing pic related bouncing around in a crowd while you're out walking. The only thing you see bobbing above the sea of heads is the tips of two oversized ears, a long bushy tail. Of course, you'd want it to be selective to more or less fluffy girls, you don't want to see the unfortunate Queelag styled girl

>>21256081
I want to huff a rata's tail while i rail her from behind.

>>21255161
Just don't let her hear you say that

A young man is dragged down a scarlet carpet by a duo of muscular, armored guards, led by an Amazon.

"I'm telling you, I'm just a farmer!" He pleads. "I wasn't doing anything bad, I'm just lost!"

"Your innocence is for us to decide, weakling."

The man is brought before an obsidian throne, decorated with plush velvet cushions, seating a Demon. The Amazon takes a knee.

"Is this him?" The Demon asks, eyeing him over suspiciously.

"Yes, Milady." The Amazon nods.

"Are you sure? He looks like he wouldn't harm a Slime." The Demon smirks, crossing her legs.

"Can you not feel his energy?"

"He has a hero's spirit, but his attitude is completely different. I don't think he's a threat at all."

"See?" The young man interjects, glaring at the Amazon. He directs his attention toward the demon. "I've been lost for a few days, now, and I stumbled upon this place by complete accident."

"You wandered into a demon realm on accident?"

"I lost my glasses. It's difficult to tell which realm is which when all of the colors are blended together."

The Demon chuckles to herself. "To think that my general saw you as a threat, when you were helplessly bumbling around."

"A-am I wrong for being suspicious of him?" The Amazon barks.

"Certainly not. This was a pleasant surprise." The Demon smirks. "I was starting to get bored of the usual 'everyday hero tries to slay a demon' routine. But, I think our guest has more pressing matters to attend to."

The man smiles expectantly. "So, you'll let me go?"

The Demon laughs uproariously. "I'm going to give you a new home. A man with your energy will make quite the stud."

"Stud?"

The Demon removes herself from her throne, walking arrogantly toward the helpless man. Her red high-heels clicked as she stepped down from the dais. "Yes. You're going to be my army's new favorite toy." She lifted his head up by the chin. "If you're lucky, you might give us some excellent children."

The man silently stared at the Demon, with a look that betrayed his situation.

"What? Have you gone into shock? You really are a weakl-"

"You're really pretty." The man suddenly blurted out. "I-I mean, I probably shouldn't say that as a human, but..." He turned away, blushing softly. "You're gorgeous."

The Demon suddenly turned her back toward the man. "A-ahem! As I was saying, you will be given to the-"

"Your body is nice, too. I don't really like the outfit, though. I'm a modest boy at heart. But, I know a well-cared-for physique when I see it."

"What is the meaning of this?!"

"Sorry, was that too much?"

"No, I just... I've never heard that before. You're a strange one, I'll give you that."

"I always speak my mind. You're probably the prettiest thing I've seen in a while. Not that it means much, coming from me."

The Demon stamps the floor a bit, crosses her arms, and pouts.

"Milady?" The Amazon stammers.

The Demon takes a moment to compose herself. "Take him to my bed chamber." She whispers under her breath.

"Milady, I-"

"This is none of your concern! He and I have pressing matters to discuss."

Inspired by a post made last thread.

>>21256120
Well I want to sleep all day long cuddled in her tail!

>>21256128
Terrible spacing.

>>21256023
Stirrups are amazing.

>>21256038
At first you can't even tell, she carries herself like a professional maid that would give your average kikimora a run for their money. She knows the whole spiel perfectly and her uniform is very flattering on her.

For some reason she looks very flushed and excited when you use the hot towels she brings you, or if you order the "specialty cookies" she offers. Her tea and coffee are always extra-delicious too, though you're not really sure why.

>>21256105
She seems nice!

>>21255949
>>sweetheart ryuu maid who is very up-front about wanting a husband, the maid gig is just a means to lure in a good anon and capture him with her famous omurice
I want this one.

>>21256136
>spacing to separate dialogue
>bad spacing
I mean I know it's a meme, but at least apply it properly, you tremendous, boy-molesting fruit.

>>21256128
>no greentext
>double spaced
oof.

>>21256184
Maybe try lurking a little anon.

>>21256184
at least i have standards for the boys i molest, unlike your uncle

>>21255949
I want the rata-chan that's rightfully mine!

>>21256133
I want rata chan to sit on my face all day while she, plays with me with her tail!

>>21256181
She knows you do. Her uniform is snug in all the right places, and she worked hard to get good at talking to boys. It's just a matter of getting you to try her cooking and she'll steal your heart in no time.

>>21255949
>2018+1
>no trap option
i'm going to report you to the police, bigot

>>21256236
>Reverse trap maid
>Maid in butler outfit

>>21256184
>meme arrow or GTFO

>>21255972

grope their core.

>>21255949
The one who becomes my bride will be determined by who has the best curtsy

>>21256250
also acceptable

what species is best reverse trap

>>21256326
Satyros

>>21256326
All

>>21256250
It works.

>>21256326
>mad hatter shrinks her assets down with illusions to look flat and petite beneath her suit
>you catch a glimpse of her reflection in your tea, then again through a spare glass
>she's got enormous knockers, they're just hidden to the naked eye
>sometimes out the corner of your eye you could swear they inflate to f-cups for maybe half a second

>tomboy wyvern has to keep her hair short or it gets tangled in her wings when she's racing
>typically wears a t-shirt and bloomers for practice
>to her small chest=better aerodynamics, she didn't even worry about it
>not until the day her crush bumped into her chest and asked if her 'ribs' were okay

>skinny holstaur's chest just won't grow, no matter how hard she tries
>she thinks it's a really big deal, is humiliated to be a flat cow who barely makes any milk
>she goes for the reverse trap angle in a desperate bid to attract a man despite her "mutation"
>if only she had a husband to massage them and help them grow

i was thinking plant type

>captcha: palm trees

>>21256128
That's an eloquent farmer. It's also a very heretical farmer for an illiterate pleb who by all right should still fear for his soul.

>>21256431
>if only she had a husband to massage them and help them grow

>This happens
>they grow far larger than she could have hoped.

>>21256482

have to knock out a door to get her out
flatbed truck as an ambulance
emergency reduction surgery to prevent heart failure

>>21256128
Fuck you for putting in the effort to write more than a generic throwaway line, fag. Learn to space. Fucking big oof

>>21256496
>she thought they were growing
>she was really just ignoring the symptoms of breast cancer

>>21255949
I'll have a white russian from the pure Tundranubis meido

>>21256482
>she knocks over yet another drink with the huge heaving milk tanks her husband gave her
>catches herself wishing they were small again, but then stops herself
>this is what she wished for, and her hubby loves them so much
>she just has to get used to them, right?
>eventually she gets pregnant and they swell even bigger
>they need to be milked several times every day
>she's so front-heavy with such a skinny frame that it's hard to balance

Oh dear.

>>21256212
>>21256133
I think about lewd stuff too much but, I would love to cuddle my wife, and just spend my days doting on my cute small squirrel waif!

>>21256566

At least being the envy of those she was envious of before is a nice silver lining.

>>21256566
I want tomating press the shit out of that tsun cow. Like fuck i need to breed her so fucking bad it hurts.

>>21256605
>pounce sturm and get ready to give her a final judgement dicking
>wrap yourself around and prepare to thrust like you've never thrusted before
>oh, she smells nice
>so soft
>hang on, just....
>zzzzz...

>>21256564
We're not so different, you and I.

>>21256629
>sturm is taken

>>21256677

>hand on sword
>"i swear, this nigga..."

>>21256677
You're going to find that issue with a lot of girls in the popular gacha games. Either pretend their partner doesn't exist or self-insert as him.

>>21255230
>>21255230
I'm a cat man myself, cheshire gets the main draw for being smug but riddlecat, catcat, and vanilla cat are great

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get a hobby you can do with the wife/wives.
And no, sex ain't a hobby.

>>21256677
I dont think cygames has said that they are anything more then work partners.

>>21256795
No but making the family bigger is

>>21256795
Is polishing treasure a hobby?

>>21256786
What would be your ideal cat, then, assuming you were in charge of creating a new species?

>>21256747
or could always fuck that guy too
i mean, nekomimi is nekomimi

>>21256804
Could be if its for presenting/organizing for presenting.

>>21256805
Lazy himidere with plenty of fluff that brings good luck to those she lives with.
A play on those lucky cat statues.

>>21256824
>presenting
You know this never occurred to me. What's the point of a collection if you don't gloat about it to anyone? We need to get on that show Lairz.

>>21256824
A really classy black cat that hangs out with dark mages, then?

>>21256831
>When you have to ask your dragon if she wants them organized by how expensive they are, what era they existed in, when she got them, or culture they belong to.

>>21256836
I figure more calico colors.
This is more one that wants to be pampered in exchange for bringing you luck.
Black cats are more for mgic familiars.

>At the bank
>Have to sign some bullshit to set up a new savings account
>After about 5 pages in you just stop reading them altogether
>When you're finished you look up to the demon bank teller
>She gives you this look
>Looks through papers you just signed and notice one of them was a marriage contract

>>21256859
Who signs things without reading? I even read Terms of Service before clicking agree.

>>21256795
We play music together. She sings and sometimes plays harmonica, I play guitar and sing harmony. Her voice is amazing.

>>21256872

People who thoroughly read contracts must be a demon or tanuki's worst nightmare.

>>21256856
I do like the idea of girls with multiple colours in their hair. Might be cool. I was never sold on the whole himedere thing but I can see it suiting a cat very well.

>>21256872
>I read Terms of Service before clicking agree
On everything? I heard some ToS's go for so long that it'd take a week or something to read through it all

>>21256912
Yup.
Cats have a more 'refined' love as compared to a dogs 'honest' one.
And you can bet she'll be haughtily lounging with a bit of pride about how she's brought you some wealth and deserves pampering.

>>21256915
I've never seen that.

>>21256859
That's fraud.

would you get summoned to be a demon queen's consort even if the world you're pulled to has an ongoing conflict between humans and demons?

>>21256950
>ongoing conflict between humans and demons
>Age unknown
I bet some human asked her for her how old she is. And I'd love to be her consort so I can bully her about her age

>>21256950
Probably not.

>>21256950
Same answer as it would be if my waifu faced persecution or weren't welcome in human society. Yes. Forever yes. I chose my side.

>>21257001
>be consort to demon lord
>the 2nd/3rd in command visibly jealous

what would you do if your demon lord wife decided to loan you out for a night as a commendation award to the officers

I want to live in a mansion rum by a bunch of Kikis with major BDSM fetishes!

>>21256950
i guess, but things might be boring.

>>21257075
I enjoy this idea.

>>21257032
Tell her sure, I'll spend some quality time with her secondaries.

I go to her generalissimo's war tent to eat pizza and play poker with the girls. Then in the morning I come home and fuck her brains out.

I can tell the wife didn't really want to go through with it, she just didn't want to snub her commanders and couldn't take it back once the idea came up. I'm a one woman kind of guy, I don't have that much nut to go around. Who needs extra women anyway, when you've already got more woman than you could handle in one?

What toppings would various monster girls like on their pizza?
>inb4 meat lovers, sausage, or any similar double entendres

>>21257206
Cheese pizza is her favorite, though sometimes she'd add some sort of meat or have something classier like a margherita.

>>21256950
>Demon
No, I'm a religious good boy.
Fuck humanity tho.

>>21257238
>religious good boy
>hangs out in the recreational sex with demonic beings general
tfw my religion wholeheartedly approves of fucking monster girls

Also is this image part of a set? I smell a tragic romance.

>>21257206
Does cum count?

>>21257259
Assume you're sharing the pizza with her. Would you want cum on yours?

>>21257255
We all have our vices, I just can't allow a demonic being to corrupt what's left of me.

And no, I'm pretty sure it's a single image. Just very expressive.

>>21255963
Striped.? Thigh highs?
Oh you mean programmer socks.

>>21257206
Cheese Pizza.

She's a baphomet

>>21255115
The Monstergirl Cummmunist party:

Seize the means of reproduction!
A man for every monster that needs one!
Succ is good, no-succ bad!
All monsters are equal, but some monsters are more equal than others

Rape is peace
Consent is slavery
Horniness is strength

>>21257286
Nerdy Fluff is great for teasing.

>Ask my kitsune neighbor how old she is
>She starts to chuckle as her eyes go dark
How far should I run?

I like troublesome merchants.

>>21257407
Youre dumb if you cant tell because of her tails

How many daughterus do you want to have with your waifu, thread? If you're a commissionfag, post your favorite daughteru art.

>>21257409
>"hey kid, wanna buy a duck?"

>>21257412
10.

>>21257409
She's selling an Awoo Potion!

>>21257409
>"C'mon kid, I said I'd pay you for it!"
>"For the last time I'm not selling you my virginity!"

>>21257407

It's already too late.

>>21257407
It was nice knowing you anon. I wish you luck

>>21257412
I only ever invented one but there's no reason I'd refuse more.

>Hail Satan!

>>21257412
Just one!

https://i.imgur.com/tbYlM18.gifv

>>21257430
Disgusting, delete this

>>21257430
Probably wouldn't post that here

>>21257432
No loli-gagging!

>>21257454
Why do you think I'd help my daughteru train away her gag reflex anon?

>>21257467
because you're an irredeemable degenerate?

>>21257482
There's plenty of reasons anon. That one is pretty subjective though.

How would a Johnny Bravo type character perform in MGE world?

>>21257514
He would end with a Sith

>>21257514
Raped when they find out he's all talk.

>>21257255
Which religion? You make an interesting case. Just as long as you’re not Boat Mormon

>>21257311
I would definitely a cute programmer succubus.

>Ancient evil monster suddenly kicks down your door
>She says in the future you destroy her plans of world domination
>To stop you she's going to take you right here right now and make you her husband
What do you do anon?

>>21257538
Can't we go out on a date first?

>>21257538
I tell her she can't rape me in the past or she'll be her own daughter because I'm her dad.
Or something.

>>21257527
Native American. Lots of religious stories about animals or ancient spirits turning into beautiful women and taking human husbands. Also no restrictions on recreational sex.

>>21257538
She sounds extremely easy to trick, really gullible
>Accept and marry her
>Tell her after we have a children that this was my plan to stop her all the time

>>21257551
>Implying she wouldn't both raise your kids and lead her armies from her throne
You're gonna rule the world with her and you're gonna enjoy it

>>21257565
Who is going to pick up the children from school then

>>21257547
Noice.

>>21257538
That’s the most tsundere way to ask a guy out I’ve ever heard.

>>21257565
I know what song we’re playing at the wedding https://youtube.com/watch?v=QwkNoJpbNzk

>>21257412
Two! And my favorite pictures of each of my girls change all the time, but for my daughters my favorite would probably be these two pictures - https://i.imgur.com/M2PW5ax.jpg / https://i.imgur.com/Zn93Z9s.jpg

How far do you think the Order will go?
>be young paladin apprentice of the Order
>captain announces there's been cases of heretics conspiring with monsters in a nearby village
>spent entire life living in the city, never seen a monster before outside illustrations in combat reports
>tag along with the other paladins to purge them as my first mission
>stop at some farm
>farm owner nervously steps forward at the command of my captain
>catch glimpse of what looks like a woman with lots of fur and droopy dog ears by the door, and 3 smaller versions of her hiding behind her
>captain accuses the farmer of heresy against the Chief God and orders me and another junior paladin to arrest him, and orders the other paladins to burn the cottage down
>farmer falls to his knees and begs my captain to spare his family
>senior paladins have none of it and begin throwing torches into the house
>farmer tries to run back to the cottage but is restrained
>watch cottage burn down and hear screaming of children from inside
>farmer falls silent and was unresponsive as we load him into a cage
>escort him back to the city to await trial
>captain debriefs us and we head back to our rooms
>pass out almost immediately
>the next day
>hear from servants that someone was publicly executed for conspiring with monsters
>go for routine patrol in the city
>see farmer's body hanging at the town square
>gulp and continue my patrol

Is it rude to howl, growl, hiss, or otherwise imitate the sound your wife’s animal counterpart makes while you fuck her? What if it’s just while you climax?

>>21257622
You might say something offensive if you dont know animal sounds

>>21257538
Ask another Ancient Evil for help!

>>21257631
Let_them_fight.jpg

>>21257603
Moot point, you're referring to comical bad guys in a literal hugbox setting. The power of love would have conjured enough random nearby monsters to make a heretic husband of all those paladins.

>>21257641
Dont reply to obvious /tg/ pasta

>>21257645
I'm bored and desperate enough to discuss anything that isn't "XY what do?"

>>21257647
Vixen, discuss.

>>21257647
You mean to tell me you aren’t interested in learning details like what everyone’s waifu’s favorite type of deli meat is?

Mine’s is Genoa Salami, by the way. Not that you care.

>>21257631
Is this the Ultimate Lifeform?

What could possibly go wrong if I commit double suicide with my Dragon wife and bully a Banshee to rez both of us as immortal undead to be together forever?

>>21257663
Bearer of the Curse...

>>21257659
>Not pastrami
Kuso waibu

>>21257663
Tell your Zombie Dragon to stop terrorizing Westeros!

>>21256950
This sounds like something on which I wouldn't get a choice in the matter.
If you're asking how I would feel, well, I certainly wouldn't complain.

>>21257631
I want to bully ancient evils

>>21257680
Tell her that her face makes it look like she's always pouting!

>>21257655
"Vixen" is a loaded term. Do you think all foxes play into the meme or do some resent the stereotype and just want to be honest women, maybe busty farm girls in straw hats and loose shirts who can't stop drooling over cock, no matter how much you tell her that those are for breeding egg-laying hens and not eating.

>>21257663
Any banshee easy enough to bully into rezzing you, could easily be bullied by a third party Lich to let her resurrect you at the cost of playing unwitting test subjects. She's made vast improvements in her research into inverse proximity based intelligence

big ears can hear very lewd things in the distance

>>21257701
They must also be good at hearing lewd things being done to them.

>>21257706
nobody would lewd an erune until she's pregnant would they?

>>21257680
What should be the next Lovecraftian horror added to the encyclopedia?
>Byakhee
Alien looking harpy that carries her mate into space to fuck them. Demonic energy protects her mate from the cold vacuum of space while they fuck.
>Star Vampire
Tentacled scylla that can become invisible but reveals her true form as she absorbs semen. Each tentacle contains a mouth that lets her succ multiple men at the same time, but her pussy is reserved only for one she deems her husband.
>Deep One
Bipedal fish women who are shunned by other aquatic races and abduct human men to rape and breed with, and human females to turn into more Deep Ones; men who continue to have sex with Deep Ones start to mutate into ugly fishmen, and women who are raped by fishmen begin mutating into Deep Ones.
>Mi-Go
Fungal species with a shell like exoskeleton, membranous wings and many antennae. Expert bioengineers who can physically modify their mate in order to have better sex. Reproduces by infecting a human female with a spore after getting fertilized with human sperm, where the infected female will mutate into another Mi-Go.
>Shantak
Large otherworldy wyvern with huge leathery wings and slimy skin. Those they deem worthy as a mate can summon them and ride them as a transport. Extremely fearful of Nightgaunts for some reason.

>>21257744
Deep Ones are probably next, they're well known.

>>21256128
Nice

>>21255949
Give me the feisty irish whiskey fox. She better have a spicy ginger cooch and lots of freckles on her titties.

Go Go Weasel Rangers!

>>21257805
Their martial arts are nothing against the power of my Cobra Kai karate.

>>21257776
Barmaid foxes are a blessing.

>>21257805
Saturday morning kids shows would be way better in a world of mgs. What kind of shows would your daughterus watch anons?

>At your birthday party
>Thick kiki jumps out of your cake
>Bends over to clean up the mess she just made
How hard you do smack her ass?

>>21257825
The ones with the thinly veiled sabbath propaganda.

>>21257828
Not at all, I scoop up as much cake as I can.

>>21257821
No boob freckles but I'm glad art of this actually exists.

>>21257821
Definitely needs more boob freckles.

>>21257828
She's getting so much of a spanking it leaves handprints.

>>21257821
>That perfect balance of soft, busty and thick
>that adorable expression that's friendly but not smug
>that copper hair in a lazy shoulder braid
>that one-two punch of beer and mofu

Is this the legendary creature known as "wife material"?

>>21257848
Anon no her fat buttocks can handle more than your hands!

>>21257828
Eh, too thick. Give me a birthday cake mimic instead.

>>21257825
A proper lady doesn't need to watch TV. My wife and I only want the best for our girl so she can find a good husband in future, so here's her daily schedule:
>2 hours of music practice with Gandharva-sensei
>4 hours of intensive tuition with Hakutaku-sensei
>2 hours of martial arts training with Amazon-sensei
>2 hours magic training with Dark Mage-sensei
>1.5 hours of sexcraft training with Succubus-sensei
>1.5 hours of cooking training with Kikimora-sensei

>>21257838
>>21257840
How about a nose? Can she have one of those first?

>>21255742
waiting Manticores to become a fad again

>>21257884
Man's gotta have his priorities.

>>21257884
For her to nose in just like you right now? No thanks

>>21257889
All they really have is tailpussy.
Their disposition of "pretends to not care" isn't exactly a strong point.

>>21257892
You can kiss noses. Fox noses are cute.

>>21257895
Oh, you. Everyone was looking at those fox titties together and you know it. I just had a thought, because my nose allows oxygen to reach my brain.

Who /electrostimulation/ here?

>>21257915
I'm more about that electric relaxation.

>>21257892
Quite.

>>21257924
The little dot that implies a nose is good enough. Thank you. Now the big soft titties can be squashed and slapped safely.

>>21257936
Just use the ms paint pencil next time then

Dark mage stuff is good

>>21257939
That's like saying we should mspaint some freckles on those titties. It's just incorrect.

>>21257944
That boy drank his milk, huh.

>>21257951
More like her milk

>>21257944
I love momsters raising their sons to be big burly men. Especially if they do /ss/ sometimes as well.

Is a baphomet with a polycerate mutation extra powerful?

So salamanders, am I right?

>>21258035
Oh yeah, axolotl girls when?

>>21258044
Hope you love tacos

>>21258049
Never had one, but for her sake I will learn of her cave-diving cuisines.

>>21258044
Wouldn't that just be a permanently loli salamander?

>>21258075
But they're so cute though!

>>21258035
Still want that milf twin spear salamander

>>21258203
Are you sure that's a lizard? She's got horns.

>>21258219
just a horny lizard

>>21258203
Dumb lizard. Would let care for me, though

>>21257828
She's getting a kiss on the cheek

>>21258203
Liz is for impregnating

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>>21258348
What did he mean by this?

>>21258355
Russian Automatons are watching

>>21258355
Potatoes, cabbage, vodka, Adidas, Lada.

>>21258348
>>21258355
Tri poloski

>>21258362
>Russian Automatons
She can fly five hectares on a single tank of cum!

Demon Lord and her Husband

>>21258516
>fake horns.

>>21257538
>Wants World Domination to secure a man for herself
>Just turns out taking the future hero pre-emptively and making herself a mother will stop her plans in its' tracks as she will be too busy caring for her kids to want to rule the world

World is saved I guess.

Guys I think there's something wrong with my kiki

>>21258565
I know what you mean. Meidozawa obviously chews her nails.

>>21258565
maybe she's just ill, have you tried to turn her off then turn her on?

>>21257825
>Now stay tuned for 6 hours of golf.

Catgirl wife
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/1122858141077708806

>>21258631
>Wendidad sinks into his Lazyboy and turns on golf channel
>Wendi daughters immediately go outside to play in the snow before they get bored to death
>Wendidad finally gets a few moments of peace and quiet

>>21258750
Wow, your wife sure likes to stick things up her butt!

>>21255269
yes

>>21258750
Species confusion?
>>21258757
Does Wendidad get excited for hockey though?

>>21258750
>Monster girls cosplaying as other species
I wonder how mad cat girls are at your waifu, gazerfag

>>21258767
Wendidad has a Winterstown Sasquatches Jersey and watches every game, they may not make the playoffs every year but he's a diehard fan

>>21258765
>responding 14 hours later

How many people that go on these threads do you suppose have ended up on the news?

>>21258803
I wanted to make sure he got the message, Senko is too precious to not see

>>21258816
>chair clattering
Is this a Blade Runner reference?

>>21258822
Yeah

Femdom is very ubiquitous in relation to MGE for whatever reason. KC could have set up a fun, lighter hearted, erotic fantasy where you get to bang hot monster girls like he was aiming for. It just his lore tidbits inbetween the setting seems to nose dive into accidental grimderp what with corruption mind warping, inescapable relationships regardless of each others wants, onset extinction of humanity.

And while he has addressed these things, the point is, he didn't even have to do that in the first place

>>21258765
I love me some hats

Out of the monsters listed, Which ones are the best Momsters, the best Onee-sans, and the best CCs:
>Banshees
>Demons
>Succubi
>Pharoah
>Dark Mage
>Kejourou
>Unagi Joro
>Inari

>>21258841
You're reading too much into fluff text looking for a reason to be upset. The only thing grimdark is your personal search for something to get mad at.
Everything works out happily in the MGE because it's feel-good wish-fulfillment fantasy. That's the whole point of it. I don't see how that's so hard to understand.

>>21258860
>Best momsters
Pharaoh, Demon, Dark Mage, Inari
>Best onee-sans
Succubi, Unagi Joro
>Best CCs
Banshee, Kejourou

>>21258768
They probably aren't mad at all. If anything, they would be proud that at least when cosplaying as them Gazers are cute.

>>21258867
its a tg cross post. just ignore it.

>>21258860
Momster
>Troll
Onee-san
>Troll
CC
>Troll

>>21258868
Interesting choice for demon. May i ask why you put them there and not say kejourou?

>>21258873
I knew i was forgetting a species or two.
add Titanias and Trolls to >>21258860

>>21258841
Almost made me give a serious reply
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/65947890/#65956695
To anyone else, remember to desuarchive short phrases from suspicious posts to avoid falling for a spammer with no opinions of his own.

>Start streaming in mamonoville
>suddenly 300 viewers
>you're being hosted by one of the most vile, most toxic, most aggressively horny mamono streamers on the site
>chatroom flooded with ShogChamp, sexual harassment, and copypasta
>someone drops a hundred bucks and demands you take your shirt off
>next donation is a hundred fifty demanding that you write their name in permanent marker on your chest
>"guys, this is a safe for work stream, calm down"
>your address gets posted in chat
>someone recognizes the street name
>hear someone kick down your door moments later