/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>>21238731
Oh no, she's taking muh heart.

>Young Anon is forced to play with Yuki-Onna from across the street by his mom since she always seems so alone
>He manages to have a pretty good time by playing coop mario party with her
>Gets call from his mother to come home for dinner only to find a blizzard raging outside
>Yuki-Onna says that since it's snowing so hard outside she called his mom and told her Anon wanted to stay over tonight

>TFW no NEET Lilim GF

It's almost Spring Break for all of you college Anons, don't forget to take some time to yourself to go relax and de-stress on vacation! That goes for the working class Anons too!

>>21238805
I wish I could enjoy break but I'm stuck interning without a demon boss to show me the ropes of the company

>>21238697
>bazel
I would envy you

>>21238805
Real maids don't take breaks or vacations!They take sabbaticals, and hopefully sunscreen.

>>21238923
Unless of course it's to help their master unwind!

>>21238941
I would be nice watching the maids enjoy themselves on the beach. Especially the strict head maid

>>21238945
Let them burn off all that pent up energy while relaxing on a hammock. That's the life right there man

>>21238919
Bop big bazel breasts

>I-it's okay, she's really 500 years old!
And Other Assorted Excuses

Target acquired.

>>21239048
Feed Bat so she grows strong

>tfw no sweater succubus momster

>Be me
>shota
>go exploring innawoods
>see giant cat lady
>she glares at me and starts panting
>kowai.jpg
>run for my life
>giant cat lady hot on my heels
>pray to chief god my boyhood remains unviolated
>hide in cave
>think i lost her
>too scared to go back out into the woods in case she's still around
>pull out fantasy world equivalent of a flashlight.
>into the stygian pits i go
>cave is pretty unremarkable
>lots of white stuff on cave walls
>looks like thick spider threads
>neat.gif
>touch it
>its stickier than my white stuff
>ew
>continue into cave
>Walls are getting cramped
>its getting too difficult to traverse with my tiny shota body.
>head back before i fall down a hole.
>at mouth of cave
>its getting dark
>head home
>dont see any sign of the giant cat lady
>my virginity is safe
>halfway out of woods
>hear a growling behind me
>realize im going to be raped
>turn around
>its just a wolf
>look around
>pack of wolves
>at least im not getting raped
>the pack leader leaps at me
>feel sudden tugging on my arm
>fall over onto my face and get dragged away as the pack of wolves snarl behind me.
>face is in too much pain to care about getting eaten
>mouth and nostrils are full of dirt
>ground transitions into hard stone
>my life is an endless spiral of misery and agony.
>feels like my face is being ground into flour
>still feel snipping at heels
>stupid dog
>suddenly fall and land on a net
>wolf comes jumping after me and gets tangled as it lands in the net.
>wolf is whimpering because it can't get free.
>face is in too much pain to feel empathy for a dog
>its dark as shit.
>cant see anything
>pull out handy dandy fantasy equivalent of a flashlight
>wait no my arm is stuck
>this is my life now
>feel sudden thrashing
>the wolf isnt whimpering anymore
>oh great now we both get eaten
>"thank you for the meal little boy. I'm quite famished."
>you owe me a new face
>get helped out of the net by a soft hand
>pull out fantasy equivalent of a flashlight.
>flick it on to see a glassy skinned woman with white hair and 8 cloudy eyes.
>realize instantly that she's blind.
>look down
>she's got a lot of legs
>vaguely recall order-approved monster biology class and determine she is an arachne

Will continue in a bit.

>>21239216
Oh no. Spiders.

>>21239216
Oh yes! Spiders!

Anyone else fantasize about being shotafied and raped by your waifu?

Would you save a battered, abused, monster girl prostitute from the streets?
Would you marry her?

I would

>>21239246
Sometimes

>>21239254
>stinks like cum
>needle marks
>some other guy's egg

if you want, i guess

>>21239291
>Replying
Dont do this

>>21239291
All monster girls smell like cum. It just comes down to whose cum they smell like. Fuck her enough, she'll only smell like your cum

>>21239291
Sometimes I wish some of those early fan translations of MGE profiles never got made. They gave some girls such inaccurate reputations. Or were just hilariously wrong.

>>21239294
i do what i want
>>21239297
>"fish market on a hot day" scent
wonderbar

>>21239306
Or we have really dumb stuff like the one in OP
Also he is talking with himself, you know what to do

If you got lost in a blizzard tomorrow this cruel fuck would be happy about it.

Posting resources:
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>>21239246
I'd only be okay with being shotafied, if she also lolified with me.

>>21239475
>Never mess with your daughter by calling her oneesan

>>21239452
There's no more blizzards. Summer has come.

>>21239452
Getting nabbed by a yeti is fine in all, but she better be a batshit insane yandere.

>>21239509
Would shotafying yourself, and then calling your daughter oneesan, awake something strange within her?

>>21239530
Judging by the copious amounts of feminine juices that would leak from her snatch? Yes, it would awaken something in her for sure.

>POLICE!!! HANDS IN THE AIR!
>GET DOWN NOW!
>DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW!!!
>ON THE GROUND NOW!!!

Uh oh the police are pursuing and or arresting your favorite monstergirl. Wat do?

>>21239553
Poor coppers. Hope they're fireproof, acid proof and laceration proof and have armor piercing rounds.

>>21239553
Nothing.
The police can't do shit to a ghost.

>>21239518
When the Ice Queens go vacationing it becomes winter wherever they go, even stern kingdom rulers need a break once in a while

>>21239573
What if they're Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds?

From world guide 3 regarding the seduction spell.

>One under the influence of seduction will find his gaze unintentionally shifting to places such as the caster's lovely face and bouncy, voluptuous bosom. The provocative gestures one witnesses will be burned into one's eyes, and won't go away. Even if one were to close one's eyes and try to endure it, this time one's ears would be thoroughly and continuously violated by her even more lucid, sweet man-seducing tone of voice, and if one covers one's ears, then the indecent aroma tickling one's nostrils will excite one's senses.

From Succubus Notebook:

>Furthermore, it's not just their appearance. All of the gestures and words they direct towards men are enchanting and serve as weapons to fan the flames of men's desire. Just by existing, inma create an indecent atmosphere, and when a great number of inma gather in one place, it will be enveloped in an open, sensual ambiance which will lead tempted men into a world of pleasure.

There aren't many animated sequences that I think properly simulate the impression that KC speaks of regarding the allure of sex fiends, users of seduction spells, etc. but I think the Konosuba succubi sequence is one. Just the way she is constantly, yet casually, drawing attention to/fondling her curves.

Any other animated sequences out there that you think showcase this effect?

>>21239246
Yes

>>21238801
>Meet the Demon Lord's black sheep daughter
>A pale, freckled, baggy-eyed, bed-headed girl with glazed-over eyes.
>Wears loose t-shirts and cargo shorts, ball cap with a logo is optional
>Plays video games almost 24/7, chats with strangers, and eats a lot of chips
>Struggling with relationships as she keeps falling in love over the net only to realize that the men on the other end have girlfriends/wives
>Kind of fed up with dating, honestly, as the whole internet dating thing is bullshit, and going outside to date someone IRL is too much of a goddamn hassle
>Her doorbell rings
>QT mailman, a few inches shorter than her (she's a pretty tall girl herself), greets her with a smile
>Even though she looks like a homeless heroin addict who just broke out of rehab
>"You've got a few more packages, but I need you to sign this real quick."
>He hands her a tablet and stylus
>They're still warm from his touch
>Years of pent-up demonic sexual frustration rise up
>And with it, an Ancient Evil-sized spaghetti monster
>She can't even sign her name properly because all she can think about is the fact that she's indirectly holding his hand
>Hands him back a scribbly mess of a signature
>Hides her eyes behind her bangs
>"C-can you read it?"
>"Hmm? Oh, yeah, this'll do."
>He hands her the first three packages
>She quickly grabs them, unfortunately also touching his hands in the process
>She gets so flustered that she yanks her arms upward in a panic, flinging all of the boxes upward
>The boxes all break open from the fall
>Contents: An extra small silicone dildo (she's too sensitive for anything larger, or even vibrators), a copy of HATOME BOYS XXX, and a large squirt bottle of lube
>Mailman is visibly distressed as he doesn't know how to react to such a situation
>Lilim swipes everything off of the floor, and barrels back inside her home
>Heads up to her bedroom
>Opens the window
>"J-just leave everything else outside, I'll pick it up later!!!"
>Later that day, finds the boy most similar to him in her otome game, and masturbates furiously to the thought of his warm hands groping her all over

>>21239452
Ever notice how yetis and hellhounds have yellowed teeth in their profile pics?
I bet they have stinky breath.

Shoggy on two boards at once!

>>21239864
What would shoggoth-posting look like?

>>21239871
se,lfgbisuhgfcia45645.;';]']sgfuvafu356v45af
or something like that.

>>21239871
Zalgo...

>>21239878
>;';]']
Is this a shog's cheeky smiley?

>>21239605
>sign up for succubus visit
>request is literally pic related, minus the illness

>>21239864
>Kiki watches intently as Shoggy rapidly posts on several boards at once
>”Whatcha doin Shoggy! Waaow, you’re real good with a computer!”
>”Ufufu Kiki-friend~ I am letting others know how wonderful Mastah is~”
>”Whoa cool!!! Tell them how great a listener he is! Well, I’m gonna go do some gardening Shoggy! Don’t stay on too long!”
>Shoggy smiles and finishes a few more corrupted-text shitposts before returning the computer into her mass
>”Coming Kiki~ I’ll help too~”

>>21239878
That's probably how they speak to each online or with other chaos girls.

>>21239880
Do you think when they make normal, intelligible posts they make are heavily coded with eldtrich references and knowledge, using carefully selected words, patterns, and characters?

>>21238796
I wanna do that...

>>21239898
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
tfw no one else gets this reference anymore or remembers those threads

>>21239898
Binary code cannot communicate the true messages.

>>21239878
>Implying she would use a standard English keyboard
>Implying she wouldn't use a 4d dodecahedron set to R'lyehian
>Implying she wouldn't just shitpost about sticking it to kikis by laughing about how they need to use cleaning agents

>>21238796
>>21239216
Do people usually imagine themselves as shotas in monstergirl fantasies?

>>21239911
I wish to be a frail anime bishie. Being a fit, short & stout hairy man just makes me feel like a fantasy dwarf.

>>21239911
I almost always do. Huge dick shota, of course. But we’re probably louder than our actual amount compared to people that don’t.

>>21239917
>I wish to be a frail anime bishie

I'd like this too. Or just a cute innocent shota.

>>21239216
>never continued
Anon comeback!

>>21239911
I would love to do some Shota and draph male rp with my waifu. Both are how as fuck.

>>21239898
I bet chaos girl humor is really, really bad. You get a group of them together and they all just start trading "jokes" that consist of gibberish, high pitched squeals and chirps, or punchlines revolving around "facts" like grass being green. Their husbands would eventually learn to find it charming, or try to teach them more human-like humor.

>>21239903
I miss those threads too, anon.

>>21239917
>>21239924
This and with a tall, buff girlfriend.

>>21239943
I just want to be princess carried by a fearsome Dragon.

>>21239943
This.
>be small orphan shota
>town gets saved by extremists
>towering beefy Extremist soldier finds you and claims you
What’s her species boys?

>>21239937
>I would love to do some Shota and draph male rp with my waifu. Both are how as fuck.
Great taste, nothing like a bit of body type swapping now and again to keep the wife happy.

>>21239911
No not really, but I just like to imagine a childhood where I didn't live in the ass end middle of nowhere and had neighbors with kids my age I could play with
>>21239939
>Shoggoth has her friends over for lunch
>She calls in her hubby for a quick second and asks him what color the sky is
>He says blue
>They all burst out laughing and start talking in some unintelligible long dead language
>Husband is extremely confused as he walks away

>>21239943
Yeah, I think that's why I self-insert as that so often. The thought of being cute and frail and innocent with a much bigger and stronger and more powerful girl, who is also gentle enough to not hurt you as easy as it would be, just feels nice.

>>21239964
Bruh
That’s it mang

>>21239958
One night having your shortstack waifu in a full nelson and the next having your faced shoved into her massive tits as she as she lovingly fondles your shot body with her mature hands.

>>21239911
I certainly don't. I only ever imagine myself as I am now, probably due to a lack imagination.

>>21239984
>keeping the male draph proportioned body and turning her into a loli to use as an onahole
>get /ss/'d
>having a loli x shota session
>finish it up with a round with your normal bodies
Having a wonderland wife is a lot of fun.

Common Wonderland tactics to get men:
>Stack of Trumparts find Anon walking through the forest
>Can't arrest him and "interrogate" him without cause
>They walk up to Anon and ask them how many of them there are
>He begins counting them one by one
>When he gives his answer they drag him off to prison
>Before he's thrown into a cell proper he's handed a paper to fill out
>Name, date, finger prints. But it also holds the reason for why he was arrested
>Counting cards

>>21240009
I saw the punchline coming a mile away and it still got me.

>>21240001
Yes. Also might add in a Male draph/Bara X onee-san/momster/CC section.

>>21240020
Perfect, I do love body type play of most kinds.Bara x onee-san has a sort of charm to it I can't describe, especially if it ends up loving and gentle.

Gremlins are for _______

>>21240076
calibrations

>>21239956
Succ knight

>>21239953
>Anon is so light!

I bet Dragon daughterus would carry their own dad sooner or later

>>21240088
>Papa let's go fly!
No Ollie. Let's not go fly, Papa will freeze.

>>21239911
I got some monster girl fantasies about being a shota, like Pharaoh and dragon stuff or being the shota butler in the MGE version of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. In most of my fantasies I am my own age or a little bit younger though

>>21240086
>Biiiig, towering Succ Knight
>Great muscles, a fantastic big firm ass, and unusually large milky titties
>casually lifts up a collapsed side of a house to find you cowering underneath
>URGE TO PROTECT
>she practically dives on you, stuffing you against her bosom and wrapping you in her arms, even her wings curling around you instinctively in the most covering protective hold possible with her body
>even though you’re the abandoned orphan, she’s the one shivering and covered with goosebumps
She’s gonna keep you safe from then on!

>>21240115
Now she got a squire

>>21239911
Absolutely not.

>>21239911
No, I only imagine myself as an adult with my loli wife.

>>21239956
Pslime dark knut.

Her height has fallen but not her spirit!

i'd be okay with a hellhound peeing on me

I wish I could go to Wonderland so bad.

>>21240181
>titties so dense they have a gravitational pull
My dick.

>>21240191
Back to /monster/ with you.

>>21240218
Standing paizuri

>>21240228
no it's okay because they're dogs and like to pee

>>21240228
>replying
Idiot.

How do undead feel about the cold? Do they like it cold, notice it at all or even care?

>>21240256
Probably not

>my feet are freezing up, how annoying

>>21240256
Undead get really STIFF in the cold.

>>21240236
>shortstack lim decides to use the secret technique of automatic standing paizuri.
>gets your cock between her tits.
>try to pull out from between them.
>the gravity brings you back everytime.
>Continues until you give her what she wants.

>>21240181
Gonna lewd

>>21240277
Do it

>>21238805
Spring Breaks aren't a thing in here, but on the other hand my remaining courses got lectures once a week.

>>21240287
Lectures for one course every other week and nothing else was my favorite thing in life.

>>21238731
real Quetzalcoatl when?

Will being attacked by a Humpty Egg give me an allergic reaction if I'm allergic to regular eggs in real life?

>>21240252
good guy anon

http://imgbox.com/g/EnHeUYW3f5
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 80. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report. It starts from 196 onwards.

>>21239917
I wouldn't mind looking like a dwarf.

Paizuri commission set got done!!!!

https://i.imgur.com/jXwjlf4h.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/nBHz551h.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ImXvA6Ah.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wcQhSvNh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/pnMfRP3h.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/v4RS3eZh.jpg

Do you think slime girls need sleep?

>>21240256
Probably doesn't bother them physically, but might make them feel lonely.

>>21240326
Dorito spotted

>>21240334
Mouse titters.

>>21240334
Nice.
Who is the artist?

>>21240336
Probably not, but I'm sure they would love to snuggle up with their husband all night anyway. She could act as a soft, warm water-bed that cushions his body and regulates his temperature while he sleeps. She could even clean him and feed him water throughout the night. You'd have really pleasant dreams and wake up in her busom feeling great.

>>21240334
>All the links are dead for me
But why?

>>21240360
@nekosan_813 on twitter!

>>21240363
I wouldn’t know anon, I’m sorry

>>21240363
http://imgbox.com/2kWBJj5N
Try this. Go forwards.
And this
http://imgbox.com/Z5KsfpyD
http://imgbox.com/pAMFGaVe

>>21240370
Also, thanks.

>>21240363
Copy and paste the link into a new window instead of clicking. If you get taken to the gallery interface, for whatever reason the image gets loaded then immediately hidden, but if you go directly to the .jpg you can see it.

>>21240383
I see the large mouse daughter takes after her mom

>>21240334
What a wonderful set, you really get some really great commissions.

>>21240361

Sounds really nice. I bet it'd be easy to fall asleep like that

>>21240428
I imagine both of them end up as sensitive as their mom. They could all cum from paizuri alone!

>>21240444
Thanks anon, I try my best to get quality content of my girls. They deserve the best!

>>21239031
sabbath girls for life

>>21240558
>>21239031
I want to have a cute sabbath girl on your arm like this.

Also, would lick stomach, and suck on tiny titties

>Manage to scam a danuki
How long would a man have left to live? Or how long would a man have left as a bachelor?

>>21239031
>You know, you would make an excellent throne.
-Common Pharaoh pick up line

>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I at a fourty-five degree angle on top of one another. Y'know, like they're fucking.
-A March Hare's attempt at romance

>>21240591
Depends on how hard he did it. Sometimes they are left trumatized.

>>21240001
which wonderland girl are you talking about? mad hatter?

>tfw monsterwaifu to manipulate you into becoming completely dependent on her

>have a really nice, cuddly sweetheart Eros cheshire gf
>she still teases and pulls pranks, but they're always really wholesome and affectionate
>you're regularly 'tricked' into getting extra sleep or taking your vitamins
>whenever you open a container she likes to use it as an excuse to pop up out of the lid and give you a kiss on the cheek
>jumps out of closets and walks through walls to surprise you with hugs
>sometimes she'll turn invisible and sneak into your work to sit on your lap or boobhat you while you're working
>she's careful to stay quiet and out of the way, until it's time for your break
>during lunch she always brings you a beautifully packed lunchbox and a big kiss, usually followed by a quick blowjob to motivate you
>her kisses taste different every day, and if you guess what flavor she chose you get to choose cosplay for her to wear or a potion for her to take that night
>of course she tends to like the same ones anyway, she just wants you to keep kissing her
>one of her favorites is to take a doppelganger potion so she can completely smother you and fawn over you like your very own fan club
>her clones all playfully argue over who gets to go first and who loves your dick more
>she has the most angelic, beautiful giggle whenever you make her laugh
>her favorite boy is just so silly and cute, she wants to eat him up
>when you finally propose she acts a little smug that her clever plan worked, but is completely honest about how thrilled she is
>that night she breaks out all of her best Eros magic to celebrate
>her 'enhance lover' spell is so powerful it's like the first time she said she loved you, every time

All monsters could learn something from the Mad Hatter's fondness for tight-fitting suits.

>>21239891
Anyone have source on this in english yan and tineye keep giving me spanish sites.

>>21240725
Tis true!!!

>>21240731
https://exhentai.org/g/597093/97c3196ac3/

(C81) [Ash wing (Makuro)] DEVIL KISS [English] {desudesu}

>>21240752
Thank you.

>>21240596
>>You know, you would make an excellent throne.
>-Common Pharaoh pick up line
This would be too effective on me.

>>21240753
Use saucenao, usually works pretty well for stuff on sadpanda

>>21240774
I completely forgot about saucenao. Arigato.

>>21240710
She is more likely to become addicted and dependent on me.

>>21240710
That doesn't seem like it wouldn't require too much effort on her part to make happen.

>>21240714
Whomesome cheshires are too cute.

>>21240591
If he scams her crazy hard, I can see her just going the hebi route and stalking him until he marries her. If it's more mild, something like a scam contest would happen until one of them goes broke and is forced to submit to the other.

>>21240714
Okay, this is great

>>21240714
Wow, I kinda wish this was the route the profile cheshire took so it wouldnt be shit.

>>21240952
>Profile Cheshire
>Shit

>>21240980
Man, even echoes in Wonderland are whacky! I wonder if you they can do a duck harpy's quack?

>>21239128
>momsters rape you
>but they also make you do chores, like taking out the trash and dish washing.
>she says you can't stay up past 10pm
>always reminds you to brush your teeth
>as a grown ass man

Woooow.

>>21241061
You just need to make her a mom.

>>21241061
Do not make momsters cry. They love you and want what's best for you and you're just growing up too fast for them.

>>21241081
>you are lovers but the motherly instincts still kick in.

>>21241061
time to rebel.

>>21240952
>average echidna has a cheshire daughter by random chance
>raises her the same way she does her other daughters,
>she ends up really normal and sweet just like her sisters, but with cheshire powers
>she's never even heard of wonderland

And there you have it.

Now I want a jaded cheshire. Maybe have her be a sorceress or something

>>21240859
Any cheshire is prime fuckbuddy or harem material, but wholesome nice cheshires are wife material. She'd be a wonderful MILF and raise adorable daughters.

>>21241113
I don't think the parenting skills echidna must develop is ever appreciated. Can you imagine raising a cheshire, a gremlin and a satyros at the same time? I can't.

I want to cum in a Familiar's ass so much she'll be able to taste it.

I want to stroke a Kejourou's hair.

>>21241203
>poor echidna mom just happens to give birth to the entire smug squad
>hellhound, manticore, cheshire and ushi-oni sisters all born back to back
>the boys in their neighborhood are terrified

She better have one hell of a husband to support her.

>>21241233
I want to polish my dragon's scales.

>>21241203
>Cheshire
>Wurm
>Hellpup
>Red Cap
>Raiju

>the Cheshire keeps giving the others "ideas"

>>21241315
I'm sure he gets passive buffs to Dad Stare.

>>21240752
>https://exhentai.org/g/597093/97c3196ac3/
how does the site work, links there always just shows a picture of a sad panda to me?

>>21241336
newfag

>>21241336
You should get banned for this post

>>21241336
Don't (you) me ever again.

>>21241113
This is why Olivia the Ocelomehyo exists

>>21241336
tip: you have to join the secret club first
>it's not really all that secret if you google it

>>21241351
>>21241360
nicely meme'd sirs

I want to roll the Echidna womb gacha.

>>21241411

>you rolled a miscarriage

>>21241336
Man, imagine being this retarded. I'll help you out though.

See this: /597093/97c3196ac3/
You need to decode it to see what's in the link. You can do this by downloading a simple HTML parser. Depending on the program, you may or may not need to include the entire link. The process usually takes no more than a few seconds, and it'll spit out a new, modified data set you attach to the end of the link. From there, it's as easy as one, two, three. Paste the link into your browser (Hint: it only works on the Internet Explorer), fill out the captcha, press CTRL+W, and delete yourself from existence.

>>21241411
So roll it.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

Which daughteru has the zygote-snake with the supercharged ovaries blessed you with?

>>21241429
>wife texts you at work, tells you she just got back from her ultrasound
>you open up the picture she sent you
>it's just four odd symbols

I II
II I_

she was joking, you're expecting a perfectly healthy humpty egg

>>21241432
>imagine being this retarded
>proceeds to send him on a wild goose chase that’s needlessly convoluted when the real answer literally just involves changing one character to another in the link
Man, imagine being this retarded.

>>21239911
I'd drink a shota potion. It's less about the age thing more about being smaller and cuter. Wouldn't it also technically extend your lifespan?

Did my fellow powerslut anon from the other thread ever write that story?

>>21241429
werebat is cute with that hair! so much personality

>>21241512
Powerslut here. I was going to finish it today, but I have my new job as a dishwasher to do, so I'll probably be back around 8 or 11 to keep writing. My bad for the wait.

>>21241521
Take your time, but I'm excited to read it! Maybe reading things from other powersluts will put my anxieties about it at ease. A little.

>>21241382
And that’s a good thing!

>>21241533
What are your anxieties anon?

>>21241540
>ribbon on tail
Fuck I'm weak to this I find that very cute. And i mean extremely cute.

>>21241512
>>21241521
Power sluts unite.
>>21241533
No need to have anxieties over it anon, you just like girls who could take good care of you and there's nothing wrong with that!

Demon, Succubus and Banshee in a wet t-shirt contest!

>>21241593
You have my attention.

>>21241593
Anon is the judge, and the prize is his hand in marriage!

>>21241559

>>21241616
you know what else is super cute.
Ribbon on horns

>>21240334
I need Mama Mouse paizuri

>>21241547
Powerful girls are limited in number and are high in demand. So they could easily choose any other guy over me - I don't have much to offer. That aside, I wouldn't be statistically likely to even run into single ones. On top of that, even if you say that what attracts an MG is a man's love for her, if I'm just a hopeless powerslut, how can I really say I love her for who she is not what she is? Using a mana marker or something like that feels like cheating. I want to earn a powerful wife, in body, mind and spirit, but I don't know if I can. For all the talk about heroes in the MGE, we're all just average guys. Nothing special about us. So how can we stack up?

>>21241650
>Boy

Oh no! That Dragon you encountered in the wild has followed you into town, looking for you!

>>21241658
We don't

>>21241658
Well, I hope my story explains a bit why I feel like being a powerslut can still have a loving connection with their wives and potential lovers. I'll work diligently on it when I get home from dishwashing.
>>21241668
Whatever shall I do? I hope she's not going to abduct me like a prince.

>>21241668

Time to skip town

>>21241668
The orc isn’t going to like that, but there is always worse or better

>>21241658
>Go find a powerful monster
>She scoffs at how weak you are and instantly writes you off
>Better yourself and begin training like a hero
>Don't have the actual powers or blessings like one so you have to make due
>Time comes to challenge her and prove to be worthy of her
>Throw fistful of dirt in her face and use this moment to sweep her off her feet
>Literally
>Pick her up and princess carry her to the bedroom and claim her
>Make sure to make her breakfast before she wakes up next morning too

>>21241658
I've thought about similar things a lot and in the end thinking of the justification to end up with each race ended up being a lot of fun in the end. You'll work things out anon, I believe in you.

>>21241658
I bet every Monster Girl species has a rare, legendary variant. All are incredibly powerful!

>>21241693
>>21241658
>It's not about winning or losing. It's about me taking you on right here, right now!

>>21241658
this makes me legit sad.

>>21241658
You keep trying.
Sheer perseverance

>>21241660
never noticed that before
guess i'm fag now

>>21241668
wake up at the inn covered in dragon

>>21241658
We form a massive group and pick one guy to get a wife for then just keep going down the list. You alone may not be able to beat a dragon, but with all of us idiots you can!

>>21241658
Do we even know how rare is rare like compared to more common species

>>21241798
KC pretty much never talks about monster rarity beyond emphasizing certain species.
Because it doesn't really matter.

>>21241772
That sounds like a terrible idea
Why should I wait my turn? I love my waifu way more than some of these other guys! Zawa Zawa

>>21241772
Gonna ban all the need ninjas from the group

>>21241827
I want to ask a wise old Shrine Ryu for advice!

>>21241884
Advice about your love life?

>>21241658
>>21241827
It really doesn't matter who rare or not a species is because you're never gonna be with one. They aren't real. Also, it's a fantasy setting, so you can pick and choose and make it as happy as you damn well please. That's how MGE is setup. It's a setting that allows for the reader to do or imagine whatever they like.

>>21241798
My headcanon has it as the vanilla species as being far more common than the specialty species. In other words, apophises are super rare but lamia are fairly common in comparison. The less powerful the species, the more common they are. So a giant ant, honeybee, and large mouse are gonna be super common whereas baphomets, lilims, and dragons are going to be very rare. And to further illustrate, a jabberwock, which is a specialty species of an already rare species, would be legendarily rare, even more rare than lilims.

>tfw no sultry old hag to bone

>>21241905
Advice on whether to take an umbrella with me before I leave home tomorrow! What could an old Shrine Ryu possibly know about making love?

>>21241921
Oh yes. Would marry a sultry old hag echidna.

>>21241921
Foxes do that best.

>>21241907
Beyond headcannon, the original race being the most common is a general rule (not meaning there are no exceptions) accoridng to World Guide 1:

>Amongst all the monsters of ○○ family, the original race is the oldest race. It is supposed that most of the monsters belonging to ○○ family derived or evolved from the original race. They have the basic nature of monsters of ○○ family, and the original race is fundamentally supposed to be the most numerous of all monsters in the ○○ family. “sub-race” is a general term for monsters that derived or evolved from original races.

That said, jabberwocks are probably a bit more numerous than you think. They likely find husbands more readily than vanilla dragons as they lack their hangups, plus any dragon that travels to Wonderland will pretty soon transform into a jabberwock herself, increasing their numbers further.

>>21241936
Just sit with an Old Fox and you can pick up all sorts of wisdom.

I imagine this is the sort of pose and setting many demons introduce themselves to their targets in. Negotiations are best done in bed, one might say.

And if the target tries to run, they may find their bedroom door closed and sealed behind them.

>>21241936
Perhaps.

>>21241954
What if they are too scared to say anything?

>>21241944
I'd rather pick up on her flirting with me.

>>21241954
>Trapping me
>In my room
That's where I keep most of my holy water amd crosses, dumb demon. She's gonna get sanctified.

Also, how would a demon react to being splashed with cold but otherwise harmless water when she's in seduction/contract mode?

>>21241966
That is one breedable old hag

>>21241987
She's still a virgin though, so be gentle.

>>21241723
Sorry anon. I didn't mean for that in general to become such a big talking point.
>>21241772
This could actually be a really good idea for a story, especially if as anons in the group get married their wives help out the group with their own unique monster powers. As much as having a waifu is part of the fantasy, having good friends is great too. Man, I really am sad.
>>21241907
I'm an autist, so if my brain can't make logical sense of the fantasy, it'll attack it wherever there are weak points. Part of the powerslut fantasy is asking your waifu "of all the guys, why me?" And if you can't think of a good answer to that, the whole thing falls apart, at least for me.
But I know I'm just autistic.

>>21241954
>the bedroom belongs to a demon fanboy
>The room is filled with lewd succubi/lilim/demon ect posters and other fanboy stuff.
>Anon signs the contract immediately
>He already wants to show her off to the "demon cult" fanclub

>>21240076
lots of love

>>21241985
>Also, how would a demon react to being splashed with cold but otherwise harmless water when she's in seduction/contract mode?

You might get slapped for ruining the mood.

Makes me think

Is there some kind of tag for when a woman is pretending to be way younger?

>>21241429
>undead loli’s
I like

>>21242054
Presumably you mean something less specific than lolibaba?

>>21242054
I am also very interested in this. Cougars pretending to be students so they can pick up college boys, only to realize that they're into milfs anyway.

>>21241936
i want an old but sexy unagi now

>>21242111
Whats better. Kejourou cougars pretending to be young or using their age to act much more experienced and sultry than they actually are.

>>21241658
O thou of little faith

>>21242111
I want to be hit on by a bunch of huge breasted monster girl cougars.

>>21242173
I like the latter myself.

>>21242101
Something like this
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2383868

Can slimes merge together so they all have equal attention during sex?
Or is having a harem of slime wives always going to be competitive as they fight over the right to submerge you in themselves?

What is a powerslut?

>>21242227
the second unless you use a Slimeparasite to daisy chain the slimes together.

>>21242287
Someone who loves super powerful girls like lilims, baphomets, and dragons.

>>21242287
Someone who only wants a species that's very powerful, such as lilims, baphomets, dragons, etc.

>>21242223
I love it

>>21239727
>Plays otome games
Shit waifu. Any girl who indulges in pornography is a worthless slut.

>>21242287
A slut for powerful monstergirls.

>>21242303
>>21242304
>>21242340
But boys can't be sluts for girls, can they?

>>21242318
Just wanted to know if there was a tag somewhere

>>21242351
Just drop me into a pit of holsts with red body paint and you'll see how a man can slut it up. I'll whore myself out to busty cows any day of the week.

>>21242359
Sorry, I can't help you there.

>>21242351
All boys are sluts. That's why they need monstergirls to teach them their place.

>>21242204
Could I be that guy? Could any of us posting here? Seeing as we are here, and I'm a pathetic autist in particular, I don't know.

>>21242393
I couldn't. I'm too weak, physically and mentally.

>>21242303
>>21242304
man, being a powerslut must suck. you don't get any powerful monster girls easily and getting a harem of powerful monsters is next to impossible.

>>21242407
Can confirm, am powerslut.

>>21242393
There's no room for doubt. Asking will only invite the possibility of being answered "No".

>>21242403
I just want a cute baphomet like runya or bapho-sama. I'll spaghetti my way there if I have too!

>>21242513
I believe in you, anon. You'll get there eventually.

>>21242381
I hear you.
I'm a slut for big breasts, the bigger the better.

>>21240081

Get out of here, Garrus.

How many rare monster species are there?

>>21242407
You just need shonen protagonist levels of persistence and purity of purpose.

>>21242517
I just need the discipline to hold back around all of the other cute girls around me on the way up!

That screencap tho really does put it into perspective how it must look to the girl you're after. You just need the mental discipline and confidence to not beat yourself up about the worst case scenarios.

>>21242544
At least 4

>>21241540

>vegan

Dropped.

>>21242522
Big breasts are the best.

>>21242544
Depends on how you define "rare." Any monster not noted for being common is probably rare compared to the human population, but only a few are noted for being rare by monster standards.

Officially the rarest monsters are probably automatons and dark matters. The former only exist as ancient ones that were dug up (and one would presume that not many have been found), while dark matter explicitly consist of "only a few individuals."

Others that are very rare would be monsters like echidnas and lilim. Medusa, dragons, etc. are also fairly rare but less so than those others.

>>21242569
That they are.
I like massive milkers on my girls, regardless of what she is.

>>21242579
Thinking more, logically there would also be very few apophis and pharaohs, assuming that is that not enough time has passed since they started awakening for them to reproduce much (and for apophis assuming they went dormant after their mission of destroying the pharaohs ended).

>>21242551
>confidence to not beat yourself up about the worst case scenarios
I don't have what it takes then. At least my most favorite species isn't that rare.

>his favorite species isn’t one that would hunt him down from 100 miles away the moment he gets a mana marker

What happens to a man who's sad in the presence of a Queen Titania?

>>21242650
Anon, something like that simply isn't allowed.

I hope you powersluts out there realize you can also create power. Do some dungeon crawling, maybe you'll find a legendary treasure that gives your waifu a devil trigger, or the deed to a lost kingdom that she can rule. Or fuck it, go on conquest, start your own kingdom. Devote yourself to a deity and get their blessing.

Many monsters can also be levelled up into rare forms if you're patient and loving enough, like a kitsune-tsuki becoming an inari or a zombie becoming a wight. With enough work you could be the lucky husband of an arch-succubus. Inma like dark mages don't have a clear ceiling on how powerful they can get either, you just have to keep at it.

Would a true powerslut not also lust to gain his waifu more power, thereby allowing himself to slut it up more?

What happens if you get multiple mana markers for the same species

>>21242653
Why not?

>>21242656
Powersluts tend to have this weird thing where it only counts if they were born with it and not earned.
Don't ask me why.

>>21242583
Same. Oppai lolis to old hag CCs. I like em all with huge oppais i can shove my face between.

>>21242658
Who knows but I'm willing to try it out.
Maybe 3 markers for both Lilims and Baphos

>>21242656
Yes, though I'd also want to train myself and see just how far I can try to get better

>>21242684
Exactly.
Even if it looks comical, I desire them.
Bouncing, leaking, lewd.
I need them.

>>21242650
That's a capital offence.

>>21242686
>Anon uses two mana markers
>One bapho and one lilim
>Gets greeted by a bapho/lilim hybrid girl

>>21242656
>making lots of love to dragon zombie.
>eventually she wights into dracolich.
Now thats what i call maximum power.

>Wake up one day to find himself on a dirt road in a forest
>Unbeknownst to you, you have the mana stores of a great hero, comparable to the DL herself
>No way to use the mana as you have no knowledge of magic
>Lost, you try to find yourself to the nearest town
>Greeted by a great, magnificent city
>Outside the walls, it's lined with monster girls in armor
>Mages and warriors line the walls
>A handful of lilims and baphos command the army
>As you approach, the army readies its weapons
What do? What happens next?

>>21242729
Nobody cares.

>>21242697
A bapholilm?..
I like that concept

>>21242729
Take your shit to /qst/ you retarded newfag

>>21242735
>>21242757
Not him, but c'mon. That's tailor made for all of the powersluts. Of which I'm not one.

>>21242692
>leaking
The best. I love suck my oppai lolis milky titties.

I want to hook an oppai loli Holst up to a milking machine whenever I'm not dicking her.

>>21242875
Great fucking taste my man.
I wonder if Marune sabbath has special milking bras that milk girls and teleports the results into a special container.

>>21242857
Its good on anyone with a huge bust.

>>21242656
I'd gladly work hard for power, but ultimately I just want to be protected.

I know just how ridiculously powerful low tier monsters can become. You ever play Dragon Quest monster? Gem Slimes weren't even the final form of slimes but were stupidly powerful. Your starter Pixie in SMT Nocturne has a super form unlocked in Lucifer's call. In Digimon many of the lowly weaker rookies like Patamon are able to become super powerful digimon like Slash Angemon in World 3.

My problem is the fear of failure to get them to a point I don't have to worry about being beaten up by other people. I'm small and frail, always have been. I can't fight. I need someone ease that fear...

>>21241966
source?

>>21242751
>>21242697
A shortstack bapholilim

>>21242896
>get a magic milking bra fro your Marune Sabbath imoutou
>her tits appear bigger than usual when she's wearing clothes
>her nipples look much bigger and constantly erect due to the suckling aparatuses on them
>even when she's completely still her breasts are always moving a little as her bra hugs and squeezes them out for every last drop
>her sensitivity is always at the maximum from the constant teasing
Magic clothing is my favorite.

>>21241219
bloating lolis is their destiny

>>21242953
I wanna bloat a bapho

>>21242952
Holy shit anon

>>21242896
>>21242952
Wasn't there a story about this awhile back?

>>21242952
Even better than i was expecting anon. Probably a great clothing item for big breasted monsters of all ages.

>>21242982
I've done a couple stories with bras like that, one about a Mega Holst and one about my daughteru.

>>21242896
>>teleports the results into a special container.
>you will never have an enchanted bottle that is always filling itself with your imoutou's milk

>>21243013
>Working on Marunes farm with your imouto.
>Hardwork so you get parched quite often.
>Take a drink from your imoutos magical milk collector.
>Bra starts milking her more as a result.
So many possibilities.

>>21242953
>>21242965
Inflationshit goes to >>>/d/

>>21242729
Lilith's power is a fair bit more than a mere "great hero." She and her husband are the most powerful monster and human in the world respectively.

>>21243046
>that
>inflationshit

>>21243053
Adding on they were so strong they actually beat back the chief god when they first joined forces.
Also keep in mind that they have had 1000 years to get even more powerful.

>>21242579
Rarest monstergirls would probably be Genies, Mimics, and Jinn of the Jar.

>>21243085
Genies I'll give you as being up there in rarity, but nothing suggests those other two are all that are. If they were they wouldn't be noted to be such hazards in dungeons and sometimes homes.

>>21243085
>>21243102
>Go in dungeon
>Find Mimic
>Turns out Mimics love eating ass
>Turns out eating ass didn't mean what you think as she takes a chomp on your poor cheeks.

>>21243102
There's nothing to suggest they aren't rare. Finding a Mimic would be like winning a monstergirl lottery. The passage you mention even drops the word "rarely". I Imagine they would be an incredibly valuable find, seeing as they have a skeleton key to all the worlds greatest riches.

>>21243046
you new or something?

>>21242965
>Not going with Bloat the goat
You need to go to Sabbath advertising.

>>21243183
Is that the branch with the Ratatoskr?

>>21243156
The "rarely" only notes how its not their preferred habitat, i.e. they are more commonly found elsewhere. Hence the jinn of the jar's profile notes in turn that they are more likely to be found in homes than chest mimics are.

>>21243201
That's only because jars are found more often in homes than chests.

>>21243156
if i smash her jar and claim her does she still have the skeleton key?

>>21243225
If she finds a new jar. You could always smash the new one too.

>>21243243
gonna shatter it then comfort her

>>21243183
Well shit, you're right

>>21243194
Also Tanukis and Nerd Birbs.
It's actually a lot of number crunching and market research.
Lots of empty coffee cups.

>>21243270
You must learn.

>>21243270
>not committing to the shorty you cumflated

>>21243287
I'm 100% committed.
Who's to say I can't learn something

>>21243294
>>21243287
>>21243286
>>21243270
>>21243194
>>21243183
Fuck. Off.

kys newfag

Hey Mausfag, I saw that set that you didn't share. I fuckin love it. How in the world did you make contact with that artist? Do they even speak english?

Cumflation is fine.
Anything else from /d/? Off limits! Even fat or muscle girls!!
Fucking autistic retards make up your mind about what is or isn't allowed.

>>21243361
monstergirls are /d/ anon. The only two other /d/ things most people are even semi-ok with are big titties and bellies full of cum.

In todays episode, a goblin with a keyboard gets confused.

>>21243361
Cumflation is /d/shit and nobody but the inflationfags try to pass it off as fine.

>>21243361
Cum swelling and gigantic tits are usually okay. As are very tall girls, 'comfy'-plump girls, lactation, very muscular girls, and corruption.

>>21243369
>big titties and bellies full of cum.
Oh hey, two of the things whose fans can't shut up about them and force them into every conversation they want to have? Those things?

>>21243371
This.
/d/ fucks can die in a fire.

>>21243375
Each one of these has a line of reasonability that winds up getting grossed a little too often for my tastes. Some more than others, but still.

sure are a lot of alps in here

>>21243385
>"if u don't like what i like ur gay lol"
Sublime argument anon.

>>21243385
Get them by the bushel.

oh right, it weekend thread time

>>21243390
Just let people fucking enjoy themselves jesus christ
We get it you like flat lolis so fucking talk about em or shut up

Just gotta keep rolling that DE
Man, kephri could make DE Balls and make a mint selling mana cages, what with them using DE collecting as a way of life

>>21243369
And once again, there's the classic argument "akstually monstergirls are in my territory" that /d/tards and furfags love to use.

>>21243375
Everything you mentioned in your post is autistic shit that gets taken too far every time.

>>21243390
more like if you're a huge nigger about what you don't like then shut the fuck up

>>21243409
I dont care

>>21243400
>>21243416
Obvious samefag.

>>21243401
>Made a job out of collecting what is essentially magic poop

>>21243420
Ruh roh raggy, looks like someone's too scared to defend his opinion
What else you got faggot? I know you got all night, lets play some bingo

>>21243401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok

>>21243420

>>21243416
Or maybe people who like monstergirls don't want the thread to get taken over and aidsshitted by fetishtards that belong on /d/. You'd be familiar with the concept if you weren't phoneposting newfag trash.

>>21243401
That mana is to empower their future husband anon! They can't just sell it off!

Besides, it likely a big mix of different mana rather than from one particular type of monster, which would reduce its value if sold.

>>21243442
anon a phone would make sure that i don't fail to put the effort into proper grammar

Fuck off fetishfucks back to /d/ where you belong.

>>21243445
Such dedicated girls. I can only imagine what kind of eyes they look at their master with!

>>21243442
This. The discussion becomes more about the fetish than the girl way too easily.

>>21243439
The fact that i hand the limp bizkit song instead proves there are two kinds of people.

>>21243452
>>21243452
Kephri are underrated girls.
The cutest.

>>21243449
>he says without any capitalization or punctuation
Time to go to sleep, kid.

>>21243450
try putting a pause on the samefag echochamber and post mg's nignog

>>21243459
It's like people should know better than to reply to such obvious bait by now.

>>21243462
Says a person enabling this fetish behavior.

>>21243459
you some kind of retard that didn't pick up on that being why i wasn't phoneposting?

>>21243450
Get bent and get lost, timid bitch

>>21243445
Theres a whole bunch of uses DE could have after the initial husbamd thing
Like you could make a mini demon realm garden with it to farm the fruits
Have weaker monsters use it as a stat booster
Or sell it as a rec drug for virgin bicorns

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to prepare your daughters for second winter.
Just because spring is here doesn't mean snow won't pop up.

>>21243458
I wonder how synchronized they can be in their activities. Having waited for their Master for so long, I bet they've worked on lots of Kpop-tier dance routines and the like just waiting to arouse him at a moments notice!

>>21243483
>Spying on your Kephris practicing their routines.
You gotta admire their spirit!
Also their flexibility.

>>>/d/

Alright, let's play a game.

Roll a monster in the echidna brand gachapon machine >>21241433 and come up with a nice greentext about her. Even if you don't like that species, treat it like a pitch that makes them as appealing as possible. Let's say 5 lines to start, but if you want you can do a longer part 2.

Let's see if we can get someone to make their first attempt at a greentext, or to write about a girl they wouldn't normally.

>>21243489
>>21243483
Yer doin things to me anons
>Slept in one morning, only to be woken by the sun peeking through the semi-underground cavern
>You stretch and arise, still getting used to the feeling of your chiseled incubus body
>To your surprise, you don't have to push 12 sexy hot wives off of you, only regular pillows and silk sheets
>You step out of bed, awkwardly putting your loincloth on, and heading out to the main antechamber
>You only peek around the corner, hearing a commotion
>"Five- Six- Seven- Eight- DIP! Two- BEND! Four- Five- Aaand, loooooooow!"
>Its your wives, all in very attractive babydoll clothes (where in the world did they get them out here?), sweating with their hair tied back as they seem to be rehearsing something
>"Good, Good, Good! Okay! Lets get some water and get ready then girls, our god should be waking soon!"
>They all give a happy yelp at the mention, and scurry to the side to wipe themselves off with towels and drink from water bottles, some of them getting one or two more practice deep dips in, full splits where their ass just barely bounces off the floor before they rise all the way back up
>God damn that looks good...
So do you reveal that you were watching, or sneak back to bed to let them give you a proper routine when you 'wake up'?

>>21243524
Back to bed, gotta wait for the real deal.

>>21243482
Rata daughters all bundled up ready for second winter! No amount of snow can stop the mail!

>>21243524
I think me as me would go back to bed, but I gotta live in to this incubus god thing! I'd slowly clap my hands and walk out, revealing that I was watching the whole time, as I uh, predicted with my great godly powers!

>>21243537
>'Ah thank goodness! Just what I ordered, you arrived just in time!'
>Grab the Rata courier and carry her inside, leaving the mail behind.

sharp sexy teeth and claws

I want to get my cock worshipped by my own eager Khepri daughterus.

>>21243537
>They're all mad that they have to wait longer after experiencing some warm weather for a bit.
Going to have some pouty squirrels

>>21243542
I like it, ratas are too cute!

>>21243542
Anon, you goddamn genius

>>21243542
So this is why my copy of Cuddlebugs Monthly is late, the Rata couriers keep going missing