Realistically speaking, which Touhou Project character would you have sex with?

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Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:07:04 2019 No.21241596 [Reply] [Original]

Realistically speaking, which Touhou Project character would you have sex with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:15:16 2019 No.21241633 you posted her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:17:31 2019 No.21241638 The better question is, which ones would want to have sex with me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:19:51 2019 No.21241651 File: 155 KB, 900x1253, 1539136100293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My daughterwife Luna-chan, obviously. Although I want to have sex with all the lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:28:52 2019 No.21241685 kuso template thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:29:51 2019 No.21241690 >>21241596 >Realistically speaking None of them, because none of them exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:34:47 2019 No.21241716 >>21241596 Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:35:54 2019 No.21241722 doremii chan iiyone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:37:22 2019 No.21241732 File: 563 KB, 901x1200, 80692622766ce756d5f5d2c4ed43bc7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241596 The fairies. All of them. Also Rumia and maybe Kosuzu. >>21241651 This guy has the right idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:41:18 2019 No.21241753 Tei

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:42:11 2019 No.21241756 >>21241690 for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 17:48:43 2019 No.21241782 >>21241596 Reisen. She'll never be in heat again when I'm done with her...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:08:55 2019 No.21241886 realistically, none.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 18:25:06 2019 No.21241960 File: 2.06 MB, 2880x4320, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_darjeeling_reley__f80ef3070f6cb6c0aeac70fb2ac3432c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241596 Yukari. I also want her to lewd me with her gloves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 19:17:46 2019 No.21242313 File: 144 KB, 1088x1024, 1539439447610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If Byakuren was my mom things would be different around here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 19:33:00 2019 No.21242440 File: 3.18 MB, 2332x2054, 1501769597460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this lewd immortal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 19:37:35 2019 No.21242480 File: 285 KB, 1000x1416, 74357569_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 19:45:20 2019 No.21242538 File: 1.36 MB, 1400x993, summer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 19:52:26 2019 No.21242598 File: 134 KB, 850x1028, Patchouli in underwear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to ravish Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 20:02:49 2019 No.21242652 File: 147 KB, 814x1200, sumireko48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and with that i'll be making renko, solidifying my place in the 2hu bloodline

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 20:14:56 2019 No.21242700 File: 99 KB, 768x844, 1554851963690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241596 realistically, nobody on this board would have sex with any 2hus but I'm gonna have to go with hecc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 20:16:00 2019 No.21242703 File: 175 KB, 749x1200, 13d79ea2443664605c08bab283aa24b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241596 Well, celestials canonically have the best bodies so the choice is easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 20:53:53 2019 No.21242880 >>21241596 If we're going off the canon. Most likely Marisa as long as she doesn't steal my shit afterwards and just lie in the bed next to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 21:41:45 2019 No.21243164 >>21242703 You do realize not everything is about physical appearance, right?

Anonymous Fri Apr 26 23:29:10 2019 No.21243670
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>>21241596
Realistically? Everyone on this board would be too busy doing... something else to even engage in a conversation with anyone, let alone the girls.
Assuming the best, we'd probably go after a villager instead of a youkai.

On another note, I'm thankful to Genji for the tengu clothes, also to ZUN for allowing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 23:45:04 2019 No.21243745 File: 243 KB, 505x600, LoT2_Chara_Kogasa_Stand.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241596

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:30:34 2019 No.21245621 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 06:56:50 2019 No.21245695 >>21243164 Yes, imagine how good celestial pussy feels. No fanart or doujin can give this justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 09:23:23 2019 No.21246239 >>21241596 Realistically none of them cause they don’t exist. Ideally, well that’s a longer list.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 09:40:29 2019 No.21246312 My wife, she is the only one for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 09:42:35 2019 No.21246323 File: 273 KB, 1558x2046, IMG_20190426_122625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife, she is the only one for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 12:03:40 2019 No.21246925 >>21241685 It's literally wchc 2hu wuld u fuk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 12:13:48 2019 No.21246966 >>21243164 It's about the spiritual experience of fucking something many times better than best human could ever be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 14:36:27 2019 No.21247600 File: 296 KB, 490x424, gtfo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT: normalfags

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 15:38:11 2019 No.21247916 I imagine Tenshi would feel the best

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 15:39:34 2019 No.21247924 >>21241596 any

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 15:46:16 2019 No.21247957 have sex (with 2hus)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 15:53:53 2019 No.21247990 I want to fuck a lunarian.

Anonymous Sun Apr 28 00:32:40 2019 No.21250410
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>>21241596
I would unironically fuck all the bunny cunny and force feminize all the men available in the moon if I had Armstrong's equipment.
Else, I'll settle with Tewi

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 03:32:50 2019 No.21251252 File: 720 KB, 939x707, jaypee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241638 Just b urself m8, alternatively, learn some killer pickup lines like in pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 09:35:16 2019 No.21252640 >>21241596 >realistically >sex with 2d

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 09:40:40 2019 No.21252664 >>21251252 you forgot about taking a shower and getting a haircut

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 15:39:45 2019 No.21254490 File: 177 KB, 1170x1414, 93f45d74df0981e59abbb140a1ddb180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eiki-sama.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 18:53:57 2019 No.21255453 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x2000, 4FAAD655-8758-4577-B8F0-18F5038B8E2B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] After the events of POFV, Medoll, were she can control her poisons and give a good tender fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 20:50:48 2019 No.21255980 >>21242703 /thread >>21254490 She'll judge your cock size

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 22:14:55 2019 No.21256413 >>21254490 Absolute madman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 23:42:52 2019 No.21257030 File: 431 KB, 877x674, sanae-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241638 Just need to lower your standards appropriately

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 23:53:27 2019 No.21257094 File: 44 KB, 340x340, 5257D22E-E72D-493A-8FC2-6FEFC03CD211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241596 I would have sex with Ran, only after our marriage of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:14:53 2019 No.21260999 >>21241596 The ones that look like underage, teenage girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:21:39 2019 No.21261032 >>21260999 Good taste. Kiddie 2hus are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:31:20 2019 No.21261078 File: 809 KB, 1075x1456, __hinanawi_tenshi_touhou_drawn_by_kurokuro__de404b39246976561844df65c5435a53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261032 >Kiddie No, these girls are ready to breed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:36:50 2019 No.21261099 File: 97 KB, 700x800, 616343d589ecd783f5feb35e4a976d40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261078 Still good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:44:12 2019 No.21261122 File: 124 KB, 633x984, 6ac1909da90cbda9fec4b80419c10c02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241596 I would realistically dump a fat nut of misfortune inside Hina for the purpose of creating an accursed child to raise together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:45:43 2019 No.21261130 >>21241690 fake and gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:47:09 2019 No.21261138 File: 259 KB, 800x1280, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_akakage_red__a88d7e8da4f936a75b03e96a9808a792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ready to be bred.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:03:38 2019 No.21261198 >>21261138 By people other than her boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:05:14 2019 No.21261204 >>21261198 Exactly. Slutty teens are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:05:37 2019 No.21261207 >>21254490 VERY good taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:12:00 2019 No.21261232 File: 223 KB, 1005x1455, __clownpiece_and_reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_maturiuta_sorato__15523d261645ea68a7fd00b9f7e78f18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WANT TO BREED.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:20:18 2019 No.21261253 File: 168 KB, 857x1200, not benben.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21241596 Yatsuhashi, because she's probably desperate for attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:23:28 2019 No.21261265 File: 712 KB, 836x1200, 1416510715063.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261122 It's Pregnant Hina time!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:24:34 2019 No.21261269 File: 1.07 MB, 1617x1328, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_hater_hatater__a6e94c7fad14fa5066ec3c5ac1b403c2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261204 But will you raise her child too, after she NTRs you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:26:14 2019 No.21261275 File: 382 KB, 800x1130, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_akakage_red__6c636ab9fddb713047425bb8c859f038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261269 You're implying I'm not the one she's doing the NTR with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:28:11 2019 No.21261284 File: 218 KB, 768x1024, 1477301814894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261275 It's not nice to fuck anon's waifu and NTR him, you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:30:57 2019 No.21261300 File: 716 KB, 823x1404, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_miyo_ranthath__87d921e3fe56fa6c00a3801533568c25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261284 Well, I'm not a nice person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:36:03 2019 No.21261317 >>21261284 Hwat if he wants to be NTRed? Wouldn't it be rude not to fuck his girlfriend's brains out while he watches if both of them want it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:48:59 2019 No.21261353 >>21241732 pedophilia, haha yes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:50:13 2019 No.21261360 File: 419 KB, 663x950, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_asa_coco__c1b83ebd9b48af52109a6cae55cc3db8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Having a relationship isn't realistic, but I feel like Meiling wouldn't mind being fuck buddies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 21:52:23 2019 No.21261366 Oh look, its the brain damaged moralfag that's been going around and shitting up the boards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 22:12:31 2019 No.21261466 File: 596 KB, 833x1000, 1505884445285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261317 Who would want their gf to have sex with other men, get pregnant by them and even raise her child after that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 22:25:51 2019 No.21261517 File: 144 KB, 620x877, bc9d89b3ba0851260aed344378813fc7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21261353 Quite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 23:23:58 2019 No.21261734 >>21241596 All of them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 02:28:36 2019 No.21262207 >>21241596 Realistically speaking, none, because I have no idea how to talk to/interact with girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 06:06:01 2019 No.21262722 >>21262207 Then why are you here and not talking with girls Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 06:45:00 2019 No.21262811 >>21262207 You should try Kokoro then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 09:10:53 2019 No.21263404 >>21262722 Because I don't know how to talk with girls. Did you not read my post?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 09:28:35 2019 No.21263489 >>21263404 but anon, I'm a girl and you're talking to me right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 12:56:33 2019 No.21264612 >>21263489 I highly doubt that, and even if you are, there's a world of difference between talking to Anon and talking to a girl face-to-face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 13:01:12 2019 No.21264630 File: 260 KB, 341x436, 2019-04-27-141756_341x436_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With the amanojacute ofc

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 14:14:55 2019 No.21264944 >>21261265 Pregnant 2hus are the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 14:39:23 2019 No.21265013 >>21262811 I'm sure if you tried to woo Kokoro then her dad and her moms would beat you up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:19:08 2019 No.21265669 >>21265013 Not if you are an upstanding member of society Parents only get worried and upset when it's some pavement ape

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