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ITT : Shit tier characters who have redeeming values.

>> No.2119634

Zouken not related.

>> No.2119644
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I hated Zouken, but I liked True Assassin.

They both got crushed like spiders anyway.

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>>2119644
>crushed like spiders
>spiders
?

>> No.2119665

notsakura.jpg

>> No.2119688

Zoken > Shinji
At least Zoken was slightly rounded as a character. Shinji may have acted like a sleazeball, but in the end he turned out to be nothing more than a sleazeball.

>> No.2119696

>>2119688
So you don't like Shinji because he's a more realistic character?

>> No.2119701
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Zouken is fabulous.

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OH HAI GUISE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD ?

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>>2119707

You're a faggot who didn't want to win the HF and as such made no use of the best Assassin ever.

Hivemind Hassan could totally just zerg rush every Master. Get 30 Hassans to distract the Servant while 50 Hassans go straight for the Master. Repeat until victory.

"No rush 20 min" my ass.

I do not need an excuse to post zerg girls

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>>2119726

What would they do when they ran into Archer, who not only does not vanish when the Master is slain, but is the best mass-combatant ever?
And then Rider had a fix for it too apparently (TRANSLATION PLEASE).

>> No.2119740

>>2119696
Shinji is pathetic. He isn't more likable or interesting for being realistically pathetic. The same is true of Sakura.

>> No.2119778

>>2119740
>>Sakura
Have some sympathy for abused girls, anon. -_-

>> No.2119789

>>2119778
what

>> No.2119793

>>2119778
Sakura abused -> means she had sex -> means she's not a virgin -> means she's impure -> useless whore.

>> No.2119805

>>2119778
Being abused means she is a likable and interesting character?

>> No.2119824

>>2119805
Yeah, unfortunately, I have a bad habit of pretending to like a character out of sympathy for her...

However, she's a sexy looking enough waifu and nice to anon. That's all that matters.

>> No.2119845

>>2119824
>sexy
No.
>waifu
No.
>nice
No.
Also you fucks forget to mention the most important reason to stay aways from her: Magical worm AIDS.

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>> No.2119917

>>2119845
>the most important reason to stay aways from her: Magical worm AIDS.

Don't see how that's bad. Actually, it would be a plus as I can have multiple orgasumu.

>> No.2120009

>>2119726

Rider killed them all with his reality marble.

>> No.2120086

i don't get all the sakura hate

>> No.2120129
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>>2119917
You get off on dick-shaped worms?

Fascinating.

>> No.2120200

>>2120129
I think he was talking about the MW AIDS, which seemed to suck semen out of Shirou by causing him to have multiple orgasms (something men can't usually do).

>> No.2120209
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>>2120200
All eroge protagonists have multiple orgasms.

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>>2120200
Men can do it, but it takes considerable discipline to master, so most men just op to persuade women to settle for less, which is easier. The first step is learning to have an orgasm without ejaculating.

>> No.2121259

I, for one, liked Sakura. She would make a great waifu.

>> No.2121314

>>2120217
I can tell you that you're full of bullshit.

An orgasm is the absolute peak of sexual arousal and pleasure. For men, this is always accompanied by ejaculation, as the ejaculation adds to the FEELS GOOD creating the peak.

What you are describing is just learning how to maximize possible pleasure, not achieve actual multiple orgasms.

inb4 some retarded sex site link

>> No.2121327

>>2121259

She's really, really, really, really boring.

I'd rather have her as the maid, Rin as my boss, and Saber as my wife.

>> No.2121348

>>2121327

Fine, I agree that this arrangement would be best. Assuming you rape the maid. I thought Sakura would be a good waifu but it didnt say the BEST waifu. That is obviously Saber.

>> No.2121389

sakura has rider, and with that you get harem

>> No.2121424

>>2121389

This. This. This. Only good if Rider loses the glasses and has her hair loose though. I'm not a fan of the severe/teacher esq Rider.

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>>2121389
But you wouldn't get to fuck Rider because Sakura is a possessive bitch.

>> No.2121467

>>2121449

nah, you would. Just give Sakura some hot dickings and in the process, get Rider involved. Sakura wouldnt care, as long as either you or Rider were giving her some attention.

>> No.2121473

>>2121389

Unlike UBW Good End, where Rin would fuck both Saber and Shirou, Sakura will kill you for looking at Rider.

Enjoy your blue balls.

>> No.2121482

>>2121467

WRONG!!

Sakura is definitely against sharing of any sort, and isn't confident enough to be compared to others.

She wouldn't allow it at all.

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>>2121424
>the severe/teacher esq Rider
But that's the only Rider.

>> No.2121488

>>2121467

Now that sounds like a plan. Is Sakura bi?

>> No.2121496

>>2121488

Not at all.

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>>2121482
Truth.

The only solution, of course, is to kill Sakura and take Rider for yourself.

MIND OF STEEL

>> No.2121505

>>2121489

I know...I liked her best during the Saber Alter/Rider fight in HF when Rider took off her blindfold. Rider with nothing over her eyes, loose hair and her servant outfit was vastly superior to every other F/SN girl and TM girl.

>> No.2121519

>>2121496

aww....but didnt Shinji say she didnt care what fucked her, as long as it fucked her?

>> No.2121526

>>2121496

Therefore, Rin = superior sister.

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>>2121505

>Implying that Rider is better than Saber.

lol

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>>2121519
"You don't care as long as it's a man."

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...although this did happen, but it doesn't count since Rin makes everyone a lesbian.

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>>2121528
Both are inferior to Caster

>> No.2121554

>>2121534

having this exact page saved. I'm impressed. So she dislikes women....Thats a letdown. I always imagined Shinji bringing back his archery harem and having Sakura participate in it...ah well.

>> No.2121564

>>2121554
I think they might be a bit turned off by the knowledge that he rapes his sister.

...But then again, maybe they're into that kind of thing.

KYAA SHINJI-SAMA~

>> No.2121566

>>2121541

So she is GAY for Rin? Excellent. WINcest abound.

>> No.2121570

>>2121554

Sakura is not only not sexually interested in other women, but has an inferiority complex around them.

She does not like them.

>> No.2121588

>>2121570

Ah yeh, I remember that now, that makes sense. I still cant help but be dissapointed though. I wanted an all bi female cast...ah well 2/3 isnt bad

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>>2121473
>>2121482

>> No.2121592

>>2121566

Not really.

She's more getting off on what's going down than Rin herself.

>> No.2121610

>>2121593

>juice stained all star game with you as King of the Pink

Oh dear god....

>> No.2121620

>>2121592

No smoke without fire, bro...

>> No.2121637

>>2121620

huh?

>> No.2121673

>>2121637

It means no effect without cause.

Same cant be said for Gae Bolg though...

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>>2121673

>> No.2121692

whatever.

get the holy grail, wish for harem.

>> No.2121696

>>2121449

Fuck, I dont rememeber this! Is this from F/HA? Anyone know what it says?

>> No.2121711

>>2121696
it says "for the last time i told you we don't have a freezer in here!"

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>> No.2121736

>>2121711

I think you are chatting shit, good sir. Actual translation anyone?

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>>2121720

>> No.2121737

>>2121696
It's from F/ha.

"Fufufufu... Rider? You've been secretly drinking Senpai's blood, right?"

>> No.2121742

>>2121696
It's from F/ha.

"Fufufufu... Rider? You've been secretly drinking Senpai's blood, haven't you?"

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>> No.2121759

>>2121742

That sounds believeable. Thank you, kind sir.

>> No.2121763

>>2121751
That image would be hot if they didn't all have such bizarrely shaped heads.

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>> No.2121781

>>2121769
shirou, go play with the oppai ball in the corner.

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>> No.2121795

>>2121781

...life-like texture ;_;

>> No.2121804

>>2121751

BAZETT H-SCENE FUCKING WHERE?

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>>2121751

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>> No.2121822

>>2121804

nowhere...;_;

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>>2121804
There isn't one. Enjoy your Caren.

>> No.2121846

>>2121814
must smell like death in there

>> No.2121853

>>2121825
The sluttiest of them all.

>> No.2121862

>>2121814

Shinji looks intimidated

>> No.2121869

>>2121825

Caren is all good. But no Bazett? Jesus fucking Christ, that would be this FIRST thing I would have made after implementing her character in the storyline.

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>>2121862
I'd be intimidated if Berserker was next to me.

>> No.2121872

>>2121862
yeah look who he's sitting next to

his cock must be as big as shinji at least

>> No.2121886

>>2121872
>>2121814

Who is the guy next to Issei?

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>>2121853
I look forward to the release of F/ha's translation so Caren's sluttiness can reach meme status like Sakura's.

>> No.2121893

>>2121886

anyone?

>> No.2121899

>>2121894

Is it that bad?

>> No.2121904

>>2121519
Do you really want to trust the words of a guy justifying rape.

>> No.2121912

>>2121904
Yes

>> No.2121905

>>2121886
I also look forward to the release of the F/ha translation so people will stop asking "WHO IS THIS" about the same three characters.

It's Ayako's brother Minori.

>> No.2121907

>>2121886
Ayako's brother. He's butthurt because Sakura loves Shirou.

>> No.2121910

>>2121904

If there is anything one can trust in this world, its the words of a man who tries to justify rape.

>> No.2121911

>>2121593
Hahahahahaha what.

Rapidshare.

>> No.2121917

>>2121911
Chronicles of an Infinite Ururun Pleasure Trip

Find it yourself, I'm lazy.

>> No.2121959

>>2121917
That was the best doijin ever.

>> No.2121969

>>2121959

uterus sex

>> No.2121976

A question /jp/

How is the progress of the Fate/Zero translation going? I'm too much of a lazy bum to find out.

>> No.2121997

>>2121976
It's at about halfway through volume 2.

>> No.2122021

>>2121997

There are 4 volumes correct? Fuck...im not going to start until its all done but damn...thats gonna take ages...

>> No.2122071

>>2122021
Baka-tsuki is slow as fuck for everything that isn't Haruhi or Toradora

>> No.2122336

>>2122071

Or Umineko, to be more precise.

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