/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

>wake up
>see this
wat do?

What monster girls would be best for the NEET lifestyle?

>>21207826
Lich or Shog.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21207820
Get distracted and get clobbered.

>>21207820
Shoot her

>>21207826

>>21207820
Dodge roll right and hope to god her club get stuck in the ground long enough for me to run like a little bitch

>>21207905
What the heck is that?

>>21207830
Shogs for sure. Once big enough, she can become the entire house.

>>21207826
Dormouse. You get a sleepy-onahole gf who only wants to cuddle with you and fuck! Her only wish is to live comfortably by your side or on your lap, so having a husband whose solitary and doesn’t move around much would be a huge boon to her! Especially if you find one whose into the same video games as you. And even if you marry one who isn’t a gamer or anything, I bet they’d be more than happy to spoil and take care of you in their fleeting moments of consciousness. A regular large mouse would probably be the worst for a neet, unless the idea of rage-fucking her into submission whenever she tries to pull you outside sounds like a good time.

>>21207926
>Large mouse ‘tricks’ her NEET husband into staying in shape by making him hatefuck her every day.
Clever little minx!

>>21207915
A bean

>>21207945
looks more like a cherry

Slime time!

>>21208019
Yes

Do trumparts come in ulta-rare foil variants?

>>21207826
Akaname

>>21207809
So how have any of you been celebrating the Order's Holy Week?

Remember to pray to the Chief God and the Order Saints.

Here, have a pic of some Order Saint for such an occasion.

>>21208162
FLATTIE

>>21208171
Says the girl with no tails. That aside, this is peak fox body.

>>21208162
i want to play with her nano-jas

Why do you think Greilia doesn't wear any underwear? It seems pretty odd that someone so strict and orderly would dress lewdly for no reason.

>>21208180
They're hidden by the dress. Oh yeah, more than one of em, too.
What could be sadder than a one-tail with no tits or ass to speak of?

>>21208201
Does she really not wear any?

>>21208201
It limits magical power. See also, liches.

>>21208214
I mean take a good look at her uniform, it barely covers her lower body, and no signs of even a thin thong.

It looks like she goes commando down their. Either that, or Runya wants to make Greilia seem lewder than she actually is.

>See an alice playing with a doll
>Upon closer inspection, it's actually a shrunken down dormouse

Are apophises resistant against a pharaoh's ability to order anyone around? Would an apophis's husband also be resistant?

>>21208354
Apophis, probably. Husband, extremely doubtful.
But when they get a husband they stop caring about the Pharaoh anyway.

>>21207820
Hold perfectly still, she probably knows what she's doing.

>>21207820
raise my hand out so i can cop a feel at her boob as her club cops a feel at my head

>>21208301
I bet the Dormouse doesn't even know she's being played with.

>>21208434
This calls for a prank. I don't know any though.

>>21208454
Creampie her in her sleep

>>21208474
I don't get it.

>>21208454
Braid her hair.

>>21208487
Get a creampie and place it next to her head. When she rolls over her face will be covered in cream

>>21208488
>>21208454
Tie her sleeves into knots

>>21208494
What would happen if you placed her hand into a creampie while she slept?

>Anon groggily wakes up to go to the bathroom
>Notices out the corner of his eye a spider on the wall
>Grabs shampoo bottle and tries to kill it
>Only succeeds in taking a leg off and sending it to the ground
>Crawls away into the vents
>Lilim bully stalking Anon notices what he did
>Snaps her fingers and mamono mana surges through Anon's house
>Wakes up again to see a giant figure of an Arachne standing over his bed
>Notices she's missing a leg and has other scars on her
>He tries to get up but is tied to the bed
>Arachne leans down whispers into Anon's ear to consider this payback
How often does this happen in monster girl cities/towns?

>>21208454
Give her a kiss on the cheek and ruffle her hair!

>>21208531
>trying to kill spiders
I hope that anon dies.

>>21208531
Is this when we also find out the kind of people who kick dogs get punished by acquiring kobald harems?

>>21208531
>Not keeping a piss bottle by your bed for convenience
This all could have been avoided. Spooder would have all its legs, and anon doesn't have to deal with a shitty girl forcing herself on him.
I do hope they're able to heal her and get her leg back though. Even though I dislike arachnes, I'd never want to see one suffer.

The jungle gets pretty hot and humid during the Mist Continent's rainy season, good time to take a nap in a tree!

>>21208624
Please no, I'm reading a fantasy book about people invading the jungle right now and some people got eaten alive from the inside by worms. Jungles are scary.
Although one guy did get to have sex with an amazon woman so maybe jungles aren't all bad...

>>21208624
Cute kakuen

>>21208624
I would love to see how a kakuen deal with the cold of wintertown and how a wendi would deal with the heat of the jungle

>>21208454
Wake her up with an air horn

>>21208205
The flatter they are, the closer they are putting you to their heart when hugging you

I want to learn magic so I can run around town turning unmarried monsters into shortstacks. They won't be able to catch me because of their short legs and heavy tits.

>>21208839
noble goal anon. Although be careful for hellhounds or raiju. They will probably be able to capture you still even despite their short stature and massive tits.

>Older Kikimora repeatedly rapes her young charge, rationalizing it to the both of them as being necessary to ensure he can properly please a woman when he grows up

>>21208850
Ha! I'd like to see this little nerd try to catch me.

>>21208867
you are tempting fate friend. That "little nerd" is deceivingly fast.

>>21208930
Not to mention high density.

>>21208866
What a good kikimora.
>You will never enjoy a kikimora momster's excellent cooking and rape

>>21208866
>praises you when you shoot thick, sticky loads inside her, telling you you'll be good at knocking up your future wife
>is actually surprised when she gets pregnant

>>21208839
A Demon Realm where every girl has Draph proportions would be pretty good.

>>21209095
I agree. Although what if the husbands also had draph male proportions (obviously still fully human).

>>21209163
I'd rather not be manlet that ruins the point of having a shorty

>>21209095
Sounds like heaven.
>>21209163
I've always liked the idea of mamono mana making me that kind of size, being huge and strong enough to full nelson a fully grown monster girl with no effort at all is the stuff dreams are made of. At the very least I'd want to be lucha gran levels of /fit/
https://i.imgur.com/ytOzVc3.png
>>21209238
Male draphs are all 7-8ft with muscles like the pillar men.

>>21209238
Draphs are the pinnacle of Sexual Dimorphism.

>>21209241
Yeah i love the idea of being huge as fuck compared to my waifu and mamano makes it so much easier to achieve.

>>21209238
They're meant to be the ideal in both directions.
Sexual dimorphism to the max.

>>21209282
The guy is weird and gross but is living the fucking dream.

Today is Easter!
The day where angels and rabbit girls get their time to shine!

Remember to spoil them!

>>21209277

>>21209317
I would certainly love to see some bunnies.

It's Easter, make sure that you don't let the wife and kids overindulge on chocolate.

>>21209374
Buns are good girls.

>>21209374
Bunnys and bunnysuits are nice.

>>21208162
I really hate that manga.

>>21209385
Nice.

>>21209385
I like my bunnies bouncy and meaty, no matter the size.

How does your waifu wake you up anons? Breakfast in bed? A morning blowjob?

>>21209385
I like them in pairs.

>>21209486
If I'm not being used as a daiki by the jinko?
Yes, morning blowjob.

>>21209486
Sitting on my face while giving me a handjob

>>21209486
We get up very early, so whoever is up first gives the other a kiss. I'm gentle about it but she always goes for a wet, sloppy one. Then we cuddle for a few minutes before it's time to work out and take a shower together.

>>21209486
Usually i wake up with her slime jerking me off. She also is sometimes riding my face, but normally she is just squishy my face in hr breasts.

>>21207840
/k/ pls

>>21209575
SHOOT HAR

>>21209241
>>21209258
>>21209263
didn't know since i've never seen them but personally i wouldn't wanna be a muscle man.

>Goth-looking nightshade alraunes that thrive in undead kingdoms and grow fruit and tubers with effects like those of lamentation mushrooms
>BEEG sunflower alraunes in both /fit/ and ara~ ara~ varieties
>Brazilian-looking orchid alraunes
What other varieties can you guys think up? (Also, my apologies if I screwed up the formatting, this is my first greentext, if this can be considered one.)

>>21209753
I'll take that Nightshade. I'll read Nightshade Odyssey with her.

>>21209486
Cuddling while sending a tendril down and turning it into a fellatio tentacle.

Vada should draw a bunbun for today. Or maybe another girl in a bunny getup.

>>21209753
>Calm Lotus flower Alraunes whose motto of "Go with the flow" is what they abide by.

>>21209753
Culinary master shallot alarune

>>21209744
Thats fine anon. Having mdraph proportions isnt for everyone.

I want to hate fuck a cheshire.

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that fluff, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

>>21209753
>nightshade
I am actually growing some right now. Come to think of it, maybe alraune is the monster for me. Fits my hobbies. I just have a weakness for demon girls. Fug.

What monster girl would make the scariest yandere?

>>21209915
Yeti, obviously.

How does one have sex with a myconid if you're bulging them so hard it takes effort to pull out. Perhaps their vagina undulates to milk you?

>>21208494
Based innocent anon

>>21209948
It's most likely hyperbole that you literally can't pull out and more of a "their tight pussy feels so good it's hard to want to stop" kind of thing.

>>21209989
If i can thrust and bulge a cute mushroom i'm fine with this.

>>21209915
Alice.

Imagine a little demon girl following you around, without saying a word. She's not close enough for you to scold her without looking like a maniac, and far enough away for her to pop up almost anywhere in your line of sight.

Then, when nobody is around she starts getting closer. She has this empty, flat expression on her face as she approaches. You try to keep your distance, but every time you look behind you, she's closing in.

You flee to your home, but she's already inside. You try to kick down the front door, but you realize too late that this isn't even your front door. You're in her room now.

"Where are you going? I want to play with you, mister."

The shape and size of the entryway transforms into a master bedroom, with furniture and everything.

"You can't leave until we play."

Eventually her innate charm magic takes over, and you start railing her against the wall. She pulls out a Polaroid camera when you finish inside of her, snaps a picture of your dick inside of her, and falls asleep.

You're still in the room, though. You notice several Polaroid photos of you walking around, all taken behind your back.

Then, she wakes up, perfectly normal, walks up to her collection of photos, grabs your hand, and shows you her most recent photo.

"Mister, you have to show me how to play like this!"

>>21209921
There was a greentext of a yandere yeti not so long ago.

>>21210016
I didn't ask for this boner, stupid sexy yan alice.

>>21210016
>scary
Clingy, obsessive, and, yandere lolis are the best

>>21210016
That Alice is giving me bad vibes, but also a fearboner. How would she act if you were to keep playing with her without trying to run away or act up? Would she act like a normal Alice, or would her yandere tendencies slip through no matter what?

>>21209915
Shoggoth.
She is everywhere. She is everything.
A woman comes over and rings the doorbell, only to notice something dripping on her a moment later. She looks up and starts to scream, but it's cut short immediately and you find no one at the door when you open it.

>>21210034
Yes there was. and it was really fucking good.

>Taking the wives to family gatherings.
Would be funny seeing them try to behave.

>>21210112
Explain.

>>21210115
>Big, quite wife that can only be described as 'looming'
>Smaller, louder one that has a few interests that don't really line up with the rest of the families.

>>21210115
Try to explain to your mom why your wife has horns and won't put on something decent. Try explaining it to grandma.

>>21209915
Troll

>>21210165
You don't know my grandma. She's in her 70's and still goes out drinking with men she meets online.
They'd get along just fine.

>>21210176
My grandmother would hunch there glaring and inhaling alcohol.

>>21210112
>taking all the wives to the family gathering
>there's no room at the table for anyone else
Big harems come with amusing problems.

>>21209915
Sandworm

>>21210215
>This is the kid's table
>This is Anon's wives table.

>>21210222
>kid's table
These really exist? What odd families some people have.

What monster girl would be most likely to slip a shota potion in your coffee?

>>21210222
>there's a bapho in the harem
>she wants to sit at the first table
>gets grumpy when she's told she's too old

>>21210257
Dark Mage. She made it herself you know, so appreciate it.

>>21210112
I imagine my wife would get along with my family pretty well, though she'd have to reign herself in when it came to PDAs. The daughters would make me worry though, they'd be the ones causing trouble for everyone and getting me kicked out of the gatherings.

>>21210064
Eventually, she'd snag a photo with her own face in it, either covered in semen, or maybe she'll recognize some detail about herself that will make her realize that the photo is of her. At that point, she'll go through either one of two changes.

1) She accepts the fact that you two have played, and begins to slowly start overwriting her nature as an Alice, becoming either a really high-powered succubus, a Demon, or a Lolim. Does this mean you can leave the room? Hell no. She still has those childhood crush feelings for you, and some pretty strong ones at that. Sex will become less about playing with the boy she likes, and more about making sure that her favorite boy thinks about her as often as she does him. Brace yourself.

2) She snaps, completely baffled by the evidence, discards it, and things continue as normal.

>>21210307
They don't literally forget any encounter. It just gets warped into something non sexual, although they still remember any techniques learned. She would most likely think something like she and Onii-chan had a wonderful party and she got cake frosting on her face or something. But she will remember it was the best thing ever and want more.

>>21210341
How would she warp a photo of your dick inside of her?

>>21210112
My waifu and daughteru are good girls anon, they can reign it in just fine. Family gatherings with them would actually be really comfy.

>>21210356
Probably she wouldn't specifically think it was any big deal and just think it it was Onii-chan's special way of hugging her or something childish but she would remember that it was fun and want to try it again.

>>21210390
In other words, there's no getting off the wild ride?

>>21210112
grandparents are dead so all i have is a mom who can't keep a clean home and two sisters that i wouldn't visit.

>>21210283
>normally hate threadcanon
>reach some weird kind of acceptance that my waifu might be a pedo anyway
>end up having fantasies about her slipping shota potions into my food and drink to live out her inappropriate fetishes
What the hell have you all done to me.

>>21210406
You are fulfilling your destiny, Anonkin.

>>21210400
The regain all memories fully and just become a normal loli Succubus, and become capable of getting pregnant, if they go to Wonderland.

>>21210112
>Bringing a pale gothic girl who towers over me and dresses like this to any family gathering
This can and will only end badly.

>>21210426
my mother would scream at mine and maybe have a heart attack

>>21210412
Technically her tits would seem even bigger from a smaller perspective so at least I'd have that.

>>21210034
Do you have a link to it?

>>21210257
I'd like to think Hakutaku

for wifing

What kind of monster girl would indulge in shrinking you as a punishment for misbehaving?

>>21210536
Fuck off, shithead.

>>21210307
I kind of like the idea of number two more, where she just can't comprehend what it means and therefore ignores it, opting to just make more photos of herself and her beloved anon! I can see her sitting in his lap as he's tied to a chair as she goes through each and every photo of him she's taken, explaining each one in great detail and why they matter to her!

>>21209915
Definitely sandworm.
>Almost no chance to escape
>Completely under her control
>Can burrow 100ft underground to prevent you from getting out
>Can threaten to eat you if you get to unruly
>Can demolish entire towns if you somehow try to hide from her
>Townsfolk would literally hand you over on a silver platter if it meant getting rid of her
>May refuse to ever let you leave
The list goes on.

Big butts on robutts

>>21210536
Jabberwock and cheshire

>>21210536
My waifu but sometimes she might do it simply because it amuses her.

>>21210578
>eat you
Don't have to suffer if I am dead.

>>21210536
Pixie
>Normally, their bodies are tiny like fairies, but by obtaining mana and storing up demonic energy, they can use magic to freely alter the size of their own body as well as a man's. They may change themselves to the size of a little human girl and have sex with a man, or conversely, they may shrink a man who strikes their fancy and take him away to the “fairy kingdoms". The effect of this spell of theirs will only last a day at most, but they don't use this magic simply as a prank. When they use this spell on a man, they’re most definitely using it so they can violate the man directly afterward, so it's probably impossible to flee and wait for the effect to expire.

>>21210584
>>21210585
>replying to it
You retards are a part of the problem, go back to your shit board.

>>21210443
imagine if a holst was the one shota'ing you

>>21210542
Sorry, it's canon. It's on Pixie's bio. Sorry to inform you fuck off anon.

>>21210578

That's not even mentioning what happens if another girl so much as smiles at you.

>>21210580
and very lewd milking mechanism

>>21210629
Don't tempt the fisherman, anon, they'll just cast more bait

>>21210629
>everyone I don't like is the same guy!
It doesn't even match his usual posting style.

>>21210613
I'd imagine Liches and Dark Mages would have magic capable of making them Holst sized.

>>21209486
stench of alcohol.

>>21209486
She doesn't. I wake her up. Very carefully. From as far away as I can manage.

>>21209486
I imagine waking up with my loli Night Gaunt wife sleeping on top of me. I imagine she would have used her slime to stick us together in a full body hug to keep us together.

>>21210820
gross

Reminder to tell vampires to NOT suck down there,its dangerous

>>21210672
A "fuck off" followed by an insult is the general pattern, anon. Are you saying the fuck-offer in question is instead lacking individuality and has the same limited vocabulary as an idiot who got outed by calling canon material that was obviously new translation as autism?

>>21209486
Via painful blood draining

>>21210859
stop being gay

>>21210976
getting drunk is for losers

>>21210911
No offense but are you gay or something?

>>21210992
Heboric Ghosthands is a Merrow?

>>21211009
nobody should be biting your scrote or shaft.

>>21210983
no and you are still big gay

>>21211009
Biting is no.

>>21211009
>wanting a vamp to suck the blood of your dick
anon. . .

>>21210919
>common phrasing that gets the point across quickly used by many people, used effectively enough to make the shitposting vermin so butthurt they invent a conspiracy theory they parrot endlessly
or
>a single person that responds to everything with the same post, a person that would've had to fairly recently mysteriously change his posting habits to reply to completely random posts with "fuck off", coincidentally only after the previously mentioned conspiracy theory popped up
Damn I wonder which scenario is more likely.

>>21211112
>conspiracy theory
You say that as if conspiracy theory means "wrong"

>>21211112
It's the second one and it's very apparent why when you keep track of what kind of posts he responds to.
>conspiracy theory
Is it really a conspiracy theory when people I won't say the name of have confirmed these threads had a major samefagging problem and that many hostile responses that seemed to come from multiple people were in fact just one guy?
These threads attract major autism.

>A cabal of Tanukis will never use you as breeding stock to ensure their dynasties continue forever

>>21211323
Jokes on them, I like cute daughters and bushy tails

>>21211112
You can't dismiss the fact that there were previous instances of blatant serial shitposting (the guy who would always say "take a hike", the guy who would go "wtf I love x, y, and z now" when called out, etc)

>>21210112
I hate my family and never go to gatherings anyway

Chill out on the arguing, lets get back on topic.

Can cursed sword uh, be weld? I'm talking for combat purposes. I'm well aware you can "wield" them.

>it's easter
>tfw no cunny bunny

Reposting due to archive and all that jazz

Iron beast here with another roulette, its shorter than most but its still something
https://pastebin.com/JzCAmsWu
enjoy

Reposting due to archive
Iron beast here with another roulette, its shorter than most but its still something
https://pastebin.com/JzCAmsWu
enjoy

>>21211323
Hags first, they are the most desperate

>>21211451
>>21211470
I saw that

>>21211031
So is drinking piss just to become dumb.

>>21211490
The oldest need the most kids in the shortest amount of time

>>21211421
Yada yada ree cunny autism word spewing

>>21207826
lilem, probably.

>>21211421
Didja get some sweet treats?
Didja!?

>>21209486
she tells me to take out the trash and start doing laundry

>>21210016
awesome.

>>21210231
well I mean, often families have a bunch of little kids running around, you just let them go eat at the shortest table so the adults can talk freely. It's not like its strictly enforced in most families, it's just natural for the kids to go segregate amongst themselves.

>>21211580
She's got a pretty mouth, perfect to stick your dick in.

remember you can outsmart monsters
you dont have to have the brain of einstien or batman
you just need to think clearly

>>21209915
lenen sidhe. imagine going into her room full of hentai and doujin, she made, of you and her having violent sex in many variations. have an idol of you in her closet, a dakimakura of you naked with a feminine expression like you're about to get raped, and has all your favorite stuff in her room like your favorite shows, food, games, and other stuff she'd probably use to lure you

>>21211633
But can you outhink the name field?

>>21211633
It's more fun when they outsmart me, though.

>>21210112
my mom would think she's my wife because i'm too much of a power fantasy nerd to settle for a human female

>>21211641
apparently not but i doesnt matter much does it?

>>21211633
>Namefagging
Some species are smarter than humans however. They'd be incredibly hard to outsmart. There are some dull species, but what they lack for brains, they makeup for it in physical capacity and/or numbers. You may outsmart a sandworm, but when she's hot on your trail, and she only wants you and only you, you're pretty much fucked. You only delay the inevitable. Outsmarting a dragon or demon is unlikely unless you're extremely high IQ. Twenty p'orcs descending on your position from all side? You're fucked. That one lonely holst sleeping under a lone tree in a field? You're fucked because who the hell can resist that?! No one.

>>21210257
unagi joro, kitsune, dark mage, succubus, demon, lamia, banshee, and titania. i would say hakutaku but she's a milf who likes teens and young gentleman instead just like alraune. nuraihyon is a milf too but she desires adult men more.

>>21210385
i wish i can make art this good and impress a lot of chicks

>>21211633
Ok Beast
You're forgetting rule #1
CARDIO

>>21210820
oni likes to abuse her husband like a drunk monster wife and take away his rights as a man to be allowed to stop her

>>21211633
Almost the best reason to main disckass thief once the portals open! Cunning and wit can escape any confrontation, plus nothing is more thrilling then running from something that you know will absolutely body you if you get caught.

Teaming up with Crow Tengus recommended, live a life of crime and just Banjo Kazooie out.

>>21211696
I bet the love sucking on flesh almost as much as ghouls

>>21211696
>not causing havoc in the local village, and dancing under the rain with your oni while you are drunk as shit which is followed by a heavy cuddle afterwards.

>>21211673
I wouldn't mind being shotafied and manhandled.

>>21211655
I think by now you not taking your name off after story posting is just a regular thread thing.
I can see why it happens though, you dont post as much as you used to.

>ice queen raising her daughter glacies
>happiest she'll ever be
>she grows up
>her smile freezes over again and is all serious again
>faint smile when the glacies does something good
>glacies daughter isn't stoic at all

>>21209915
Kikimora or glacies/ice queen
Ryu might be a good contender imo

>>21211670
That holst is high level accidental bait.

>>21211754
by which monster?
oh, might I suggest the unagi joro? she would really like assaulting a young boy and raping him to make her feel younger.

>>21210444
There are two parts in that thread, this is the first
>>/jp/thread/S21105670#p21106828

>>21211795
Seems to me like the joro would just turn the ecchi hijinks up to 11. That's probably more an opportunity for momdom than true man handling.

>>21211795
Well preferably my waifu, but if i have to pick from that list than it would either be an unagi or lamia.

>>21211633
Do more burning edge.
I want you to finish it so I can start reading it.

>>21211829
You taking the piss becuase I left my name off or what?

>>21211732
Emphasis on heavy! She’s huge!

How big should Wocks be?

>>21211732
>>21211884
>Your 8ft tall Oni wife is a grope happy drunk
>she ends every night totally smothering you while sloppily smooching whatever she can get her lips on on you
>often, this leads to wet, sloppy enthusiastic blowjobs
>even while giving one, her torso-sized arms are still wrapped up around you, hands feeling and touching and rubbing you all over
Heaven for a musclefan like me.

>>21211838
>You taking the piss
I had forgotten you're britsh

>>21211803
I'd let the Yeti kidnap me Misery style while I'm skiing in the mountains

>>21211907
6'6" not including horns.
Enough weight to give her some big breasts and a tad bit of chub. See pic related

>>21211633
I cannot outsmart my Dark Slime waifu, but I can lift her above my head like a trophy.

>>21211417

>Chocolatebo
>Chocobo

>>21211952
FAT

>>21208099
>anime ikons
I hate this, thanks

>>21211633
>Outsmarting my Dark Mage
I doubt I could do that. Perhaps I could physically overpower her if she's not cheating and using magic to boost her strength I guess

>>21211916
also HANDLEBARS

>>21211952
Why 6'6? Just go full on 7' she's a goddamn dragon and the penultimate boss of through the looking glass.. also fat.

>>21212038
Doughragon

>>21211470
Fuck off

>>21212080
>oC iS bAd

Sure lets discuss the same shit we do every thread again.

>>21212090
How can you have not realized by now that the faggot telling OC posts to fuck off is one of the most obvious falseflaggers alive. You being stupid enough to seriously believe he's doing anything but purposefully and maliciously trying to sabotage the thread is hard to believe, to the point you might as well be samefagging in an attempt to give your own shitpost more credibility.

>>21211952
>>21212038
I find it funny that even if the waifufags waifus' are just profile girls they still have bits of headcanon.

>>21212143
Usually one becomes enamored with a profile for a reason.

>>21212052
>>21212011
Thick dragons are optimal dragons

>>21212143
What are you considering on profile? Even Wockfag's wife is bigger and thiccer than the profile not to mention Mousefag, KDF, Greenubis, the various adult Wendigo people, and others.

>>21212170
Soft dragons are good dragons!

>>21212170
This is true.

THICK

>>21212143
If it ain't broke

>>21212170
Turns out, the "vorpal blade" was a euphemism "go on a diet".

>you will never paint your balls like easter eggs and let your waifu dig through your pants to 'find' them

>>21212143
Some waifufags simply don't wanna pay for art of what they have in their head and use the profile to post with.

>>21212231
Funny the difference art style makes. That would normally be too much for me, but it's perfect right now.

>>21212287
Snicker snack! But no snacks for her!

>>21212402
>don't wanna pay
with what money"?

>>21212402
What does that even mean?

>>21212231
Nice tail.

>>21212410
Exactly

>>21212143
Different people are different levels of pygmalion, every waifu is to some degree manufactured in her waifufag's mind.

>>21212402
If I get too crazy into detail with the artist I feel guilty, not that I don't want to challenge them a bit with something left field but I also don't want to be a burden. I like to let artists have a lot of freedom to do it how they want in their style with how they would imagine it, 95% of the time I don't change anything during the sketching/linework unless something is severely wrong

>>21211907
At least 7'2 with an ass that measures to be about Size 14 pants and Tits that don't quit

>>21211112
It's common knowledge that some shitposts are made by the same fucking people. Fuck off is common enough that it can't be the same anon in every instance, but I'd reckon most of the time it's fuck off anon.

>>21211907
As big as your mum

>>21212533
That's a smug as hell face.

>>21212533
Thatsalotta Wock!

>>21211907
A solid 6 ft.

How big should Apophis be?

>>21212568
The warning light turns on when she tries to get in an elevator

>>21211907
I kinda imagine her being 5'8, some might call her a wocklet but that's just how I like her.

>>21212579
>5'8 wock

>>21212568
Yes.

>>21211907
BEEG and SOFT.
The occasional muscled, amazonian beefcake ain't bad either.

>>21212579
There's something to be said about being so confident and/or powerful that you don't need to be physically larger than someone to dominate them.

>>21212568
20ft long and Fuckin THICK
>>21212578
This, this, this this this

>>21212579
>5'8 Wock
>She's still able to overpower you with her tits alone.

>>21212539
>>21211284
>>21211360
>>21211136
Because of idiots like you it's literally a meme here now to reply to random posts with fuck off, especially posts of people bringing new content like translations or art. Quit pretending it's just one person you can scapegoat it all on, you retards, you are creating the problem you're describing yourself with this bullshit.
YOU turned "fuck off anon" into a boogeyman and now people post fuck off in reply to literally everything as a form of shitposting.

I love big monster hours.

>>21212568
Apophis are literally demi-goddesses of hedonism, they corrupt entire realms into nighttime realms of lust and debauchery. She needs to be huge in every single sexual sense.

>>21212568
Long enough to coil around your whole body while towers over you, breathing heavily while she lists off all the lewd things you're going to do together in her private chambers.

>>21212609
Same. Love that i can use the bountification spell/potion to enjoy my waifu a huge thick girl instead of shortack.

>>21212592
>>21212602
That's what's so wonderful about her. She's a tiny tsun wock who can't help but go along with the lewdness due to her race's instincts but once she gets into it she's a bit like Hellhounds and doesn't know when to quit. There's something really wonderful about that personality coupled with the normal height.
>>21212588
Cute gap hag.

>>21212616
>Listing off the things she's going to do to you
Pff, what is she, an anubis? Just fuckin' bring it.

>>21212533
Whats that lulu looking at?

>>21212611
My brother.

>>21212636
Potions are wonderful things.
>>21212638
As are tsunderes.

>>21212609
Hell yeah.

>>21212611
E X C E S S I V E L Y sexual snake accosts local archaeologist

>>21212421
100$ for just one decent piece of fap art is a lot for somebody to drop my dude. Imagine if you wanted to beat but had to go spend that much real quick.

>>21212546
My desire for big Wocks cannot be denied. Unless she's big enough to smother my face in her tits or make my hands look like a shota's on her copious derriere I don't want any.

>>21212616
>Coils get tighter and tighter and tighter as she keeps babbling on
>Hands clawing at her own face
>Nipples tenting her clothes
>Tongue licking her lips, dark saliva starting to stream from the sides of her mouth
>tighter, tighter, tighter as she lists of more and more and more depraved things
>Actually talks herself into a mini-orgasm right there on the spot
Gonna slam this purple plumpsnake with the force of an egyptian god

>>21212671
>Unless she's big enough to smother my face in her tits
But that's perfect.

>>21212660
This is ripe for greentext. Might write later if some one else doesnt do it.

>>21212676
Sex with pharaoh sends the room booming with her moaning god voice.
Sex with apophis sends you and her crashing through the floor from her slamming her full weight down on you.
Its a good sex life with desert royalty.

>>21212609
They're great!

>>21212588
I'd say 6' is about the average height for a dragon so it's not that far off.

>>21212603
Good, now the actual fuck off anon has no power whatsoever. He needed knocked down a few pegs.

>>21212688
I love lewd t-shirts.

>>21212692
Goddamn japanlets.

>>21212603
Fuck off

>>21212684
Do it do it do it do it do it.
Imagine the pent up lust of an Apophis who was stuck in a sealed chamber and awakened 20 years before it was prophesied to be unsealed, having nothing to do but plot and self-pleasure to sustain herself in all that time, her own dark, rich mamano mana stewing in the sealed chamber, only altering her body and mind more and more as she had no release for so long.
And then a lone archaeologist stumbles across the chamber exterior, notices the very sand around it is dark, dark purple with corruption, and timidly cracks open the door.
The last thing he sees before fainting from the massive waft of mana that pours out is a clawed hand jabbing out to grab his chest, and a bright, insane looking yellow eye peering into him from the darkness within.
Lord only knows what sight awaits him when he wakes.

>>21212695
The only thing getting knocked down a few pegs is the quality of these threads as literally every post gets told to fuck off because of you.

>>21212713
Well now I definitely will try soon.

>>21212684
Fuck off

>>21211922
Winterstown doesn't talk about the nearby Overlook Hotel since the incident that happened 39 years ago

Do you think some snek's activity and excitement levels depend on ambient temperature like their animal counterparts?
Would it be common to find one that acts like a genki dog girl in summer and like a drowsy yeti in winter?

Shortstack hobbits.

>>21212707
muffling so he can't answer is cheating!

>>21212739
For making big families with.

>>21212734
I hope so.
Lazy snek in winter is cute.

>>21212739
Isn't that just a regular hobbit?

>>21212769
Nah, he needs to specify ever since dwarf happened.

>>21212755
Cats are not well known for playing fair.

>>21212755
More like he ended up like that because he answered wrong.

getting mermiad-san and mershark-san to try land food like beef and rice!

>>21212687
>sex with a normal pharaoh MG is the most vanilla sex with nothing out of the ordinary

>>21209486
She starts to unconsciously wiggle her butt as the sun begins to rise gradually nudging me into a wakeful erectness. Sleepy wife a best.

>>21212713
>>21212721
>Be archeologist anon.
>Recently found a new possible tomb.
>Decide to do some solo archeology to get first dibs.
>Notice a purple coloration to the sand as i dig.
>Find it odd, but continue anyway.
>Eventually uncover the entrrance to some tomb.
>First observations are the sand is a deep purple.
>second is that the tomb entrance is oddly barren of markings.
>Both combine to create an uneasy atmosphere.
>Decide to open it up anyway.
>Upon cracking it open, hit by an intense wave of mana.
>Last thing i feel is a hand grabbing and puling me by my shirt.
>Wake up with extremely horny and groggy.
>takes me a few seconds before i notice the massive goddess in front of me.
>Huge wobbling tits, Bright golden eyes, with skin tone of deep purple.
>Site is so stunning i can barely move.
>She then notices my awareness and moves in.
>Snap out of it and try to get away.
>Try to move only realize i am trapped in snake coils.
Feel free to continue. My head hurts to much right now to go on.

>Rokurokubi
Could they be added?
Should they be added?

>>21212890
Fuck off

>>21212895
I don't see why not

Is this too big?

>>21212939
yes. 10 feet is the limit.

>>21212939
Yes, stop

Is shrinking okay if it's a fairy bringing you down to her size?

>>21212953
yes. as long as it is used for that.

>>21212953
I want to be shrunken dowm to fairy size so that I can have sex with a fairy while we are both inside another girl's giant vagina.

>>21212939
Go back to /d/, faggot.

>>21212953
I want to be shrunken down to fairy size so that I can have sex with a fairy while we are both inside a regular sized girl's comparatively giant vagina.

>>21212953
You shouldn't care about what people say in this thread.

That said, shrinking is canon in multiple ways in MGE, Wonderland, Pixies, Potions. Just know if you are like >>21212967 you are a degenerate. On the flip side, no one in this thread knows about the patrician fetish that is slow shrink and having your power drained away from you bit by bit. Any time anything size related comes up they just think of >>21212967 and vorefags. So once again, disregard them.

>>21212739
>>21212772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LML6SoNE7xE

Just imagine it lads. A house in the hills around luscious farmlands. Built into the earth itself to keep warm in the winter and cool in the summer. A tiny garden just outside, with a kitchen that smells of bacon in the morning and spices in the evening. Your wife's dainty body preferring to sit in your lap at night, her freckled face taking in the embers of the fireplace.

>Combining both brains and brawn, orcas have been known to kill sharks in surprisingly complicated ways... Others seem to have worked out that they can hold sharks upside-down to induce a paralytic state called tonic immobility.
Orca mermaids that bully mersharks when?

>>21212939
no, keep going

>>21213000
That's how they get Order men. Even the fiercest Paladin can't resist the comfiness of a nice home cooked meal and a warm fire.

>>21213013
Ok anon

>>21212939
>>21213013
yes, fuck off back to /d/

>>21212953
no, fuck off back to /d/

This is basically the two sides of the same coin, fuck off to /d/

>>21212939
But how would you dick her down?

>>21213000
>Dainty
It'll be anything but.

>>21213031
Ok

>>21212998
Isn't the entire concept of monster girls degenerate?

>>21213038
based

Just report the faggot.

>>21213046
>tfw no BIG kaiju wife

>>21213042
Correct! In truth, we are the dredges of society allowed to live as we do simply because the world enjoys overabundance in civilization and is too busy indulging decadence to pay attention. Would MGE surface we'd be met with the same repulsion and disgust as fuckoff fag with the giantessfags.

I like moths.

>>21213067
Normalfags love EMG though

Hello. Finished writing the epilogue of Victory and Defeat, which marks the end of both Victoria and Derrota's stories. Hard to believe All's Fair in Love and War started back in '16. Because it's the end of the story, I'll post again the starting chapters of both stories.

Victory and Defeat, Chapter 13
https://pastebin.com/MagfDDeL

Victory and Defeat, Chapter 1
https://pastebin.com/4awWVGgZ

All's Fair in Love and War, Chapter 1
https://pastebin.com/Raf2qHXL

In theory, I'm done writing. I'd still want to rewrite Victoria's story, but it's not as critical as finishing an incomplete story.

>>21212998
Good job giving them approval you absolute retard.

>>21213042
yes but there are different tiers of degeneracy and ppl in this thread do draw a line at certain levels of degeneracy

>>21213117
The worst faggot is the one who told some waifufag to get NTR'd once

>>21213067
>only one person doesn't like giantess spam
Wanna know how I can tell that you're a fucking disgusting newfag?

>>21213127
the fuck does that have to do with what i said?

https://twitter.com/umeyukari2538/status/1119242431721951232
I don't think I could get used to the kids watching.

Stronk

>>21213161
>watching
They're waiting their turn

Giantessfags are just as bad as furniggers.

>>21213042
>>21213067
If you like giantess shit so much then go back to /d/ where trash like you is accepted.

>>21213162
yes

>>21213168
Yes, they seem to have the same reaction when someone tells them they don't like their fetish. They try and make the person like it.

>>21213189
Still no translation

>>21212939
A little to big for my tastes, but still good size for a full body blowjob.

>>21213202
and I am still mad

>>21212603
cool dude

Travel to the Big Titty Empire today!

>>21213231
That's a guaranteed one way trip if I've ever heard of one.

>>21212603
fuck off

>>21213231
ok

>>21213223
>>21213234
Poor samefag

>>21213233
What are you talking about? The head of the tourist board herself has promised me you can leave whenever you want.

>>21213231
>>21213238
I desire girls at least this BEEG

>>21213246
Only if you're Japanese, otherwise everyone else just keeps cumming.

>>21213247
>BEEG
Type like a fucking normal person you spastic.

>>21213247
someone gets it

>>21213245
keep deluding yourself

>>21213231
No! Going to the Big Booty Kingdom!

>>21213246
Just make sure you read the fine print

>>21213256
What if those nations were neighbors? Can you imagine walking along the border?

>>21213000
Anon, please, my heart can only yearn so much.

>>21213269
>Can you imagine walking along the border?
like the border between Armenia and Azerbaijan

>>21213260
Oh I'm sure it's fine. What's the worst that could happen.

>>21213269
No because I'll never leave

>>21213275
Please anon, this is an Amerifat website.

>>21213231
How can I travel there if I already live there?

>>21213231
i'd rather travel to the region between a large tity girls breasts

>>21213328
God Crabman is so shit.

>>21213328
Must feel nice.

>>21213328
>running away from being sandwiched between giant boobs
dis nigga gay

>>21213334
i wanna live there forever

>>21213328
source me please

>>21213339
Looks comfy.

Nobody answer >>21213339 let him figure it out himself.

>>21213339
12beast.
>>21213349
That's just cruel, the infinite hiatus it's on is bad enough in itself.

>>21213031
t. probably has no problem with fucking a fairy

>>21213352
Thank you so much!

>>21213352
>spoonfeeding morons that can't figure out something with a basic internet search

>>21213364
This art sucks

>>21213231
>>21213238
That's /d/ tier.

>>21213371
As long as they can move around and they're not down to their legs it's not /d/.

>>21213364
this is just trash

>>21213371

>>21213382
Fuck off faggot.

>>21213382
Isnt this the weirdo that does semivore too? Anyways fuck off with that

>>21213389

So is the guy who's been posting giant shit the past few threads just trying to troll or push his shit tier fetish on the thread? Can't really tell.

>>21213401
Could be a moderator being a complete faggot like the one on /a/. Would make sense since nothing's done about him.

>>21213401
People that defend something usually are the ones causing the problem, so yes he is just mad for being called out

>>21213401
I'd say a little of column A a little of column B. Look how he hijacked the big booby talk.

>>21213404
You're aware that the mods aren't arbitrators of taste, right? Bad sexual opinions aren't a breach of the rules. I'm not defending extreme fetish posting, but you look really fucking stupid whining for the mods whenever it happens.

>>21213416
Yeah anons, never question things. Just accept everything.

>>21213408
>guy lost
>>strong children
Was this Salamander dropped on her head as a baby?