/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So are the study hours estimates for each JLPT level accurate in your experience?

>>21174320
no. no hours estimate is going to be useful, just learn Japanese and worry about stuff like this when you're ready

https://jsfiddle.net/pbL26rt9/1/embedded/result
aozora formatting subset/dialect to HTML Ruby. someone on Reddit was asking for a fucking hotkey to insert html for them instead of just asking for a better formatting tool of some sort. i don't actually use Reddit so here you guys go here's what i made today. just as useless as my life.

>>21174282
what game

凄ゲイ

X 日本語
O 漢語

>>21174282
Stop making new threads while there's already one up, fucking newfag crossboarder.

The current thread isn't even on page 10 yet and will survive for hours still.

おちんちんは悪いことではない

>>21174916
Calm down autism. 1100 replies is close enough.

>>21175001
At the current rate it's half a day from disappearing.

I'm sure you can make another thousand shitposts in that thread before it goes.

>>21175001
That's how it's done. Shouldn't have to tell you.

>>21175038
That girl looks like my ex that I still love and I don't want to learn japanese anymore because of you
Back to spanish

>>21175044
Your ex is pretty fugly.

I wish I could at least read sentences of kana, but this grammar is fucking my shit. Even in English I sucked with particles and verbs and adverbs, objects of verbs, subjects, etc.

>>21175085
>particles
>English
wot

>>21175089
Particles are in English. Never heard of a dangling participle?

Why is this thread up? Anyway, fun little thing I saw yesterday:

あわよくば (うまくゆけば。好機に会えば。)

looking for manga by
>Maruo Suehiro
all I was able to find were translations and みどり

any sites where I could possibly find something like this?

黒人は嫌いだ

>>21175201
黒人たちは超人だ

ケーキが超大好き

Keep fighting the good fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9m4cRMVJw

I never consciously thought about this but 痕 having the kun-reading it has makes perfect sense if you think about it.

おはようdjtちゃんたちs
あたしはロリが好き

>>21175201
劣等種んです

The quiz is the most accurate (and least detrimental to your anonymity) tool for determining who is a shitter and who isn't and maybe I'm being obnoxious about it but someone has to keep people aware that this thread is inhabited by nothing but beginners.

https://streamable.com/zm165

>>21175380
承知

>>21175400
lets be real if you actually need to ask and take advice from random people in this thread you're not even high functioning and you will never get good anyways.

Quizmaster is definitely Matt. He's the only person who would have a grudge against /djt/ and also can't reveal his voice in a recording. He also acts the same, like a "punk kid" according to George.

sabishisa no bangers

>>21175422
>also can't reveal his voice in a recording
Nobody on 4chan should be expected to reveal their voice on a recording for literally fucking anything.

>>21175422
Fuck off and read the rules.
>No e-celeb faggotry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqFftJDXii0

Anyone have any accurate chapter specific anki Tobira decks I could nab please? Or just a spreadsheet maybe? The official ones have cards missing and its a pain in the ass.

Also the mega link for the decks on the guide are broken.

>>21175486
I hope this is in every OP from now until the end of DJ.

Are these weird words in NHK News actual common words or newsy words? Stuff like 悲願、輩出、対象 just seem like very specialized words to me.

>get into JAP cos you can't find translations of a lot of shit
>start learning JAP
>can't find actual raw materials in JAP either

I found a scanlating group to contact them about the original materials, but they have no contact to them
where do I find that shit, it's not on nyaa, not in the DJT library - it must be either on some private tracker for raw manga or maybe Japs have a site like that with manga?

looking for eroguro stuff

Fapping and reading at the same time is difficult.

>>21175735
Not as going 寸前止め through several chapters in a VN.

>>21175579
they're common as fuck

git gud

>>21175579
All super common so that even I knew them and I can't even speak Japanese.

>>21175638
>looking for eroguro stuff
I was going to help you out but you need to absolutely neck yourself my man

>>21175856
so you assumed im some sick fuck because im interested in reading it for whatever reason
remember that people may think the same about you browsing 4chan despite your good intentions

The most important daily reminder: わたしはゲイ

>>21175955
己はビ

>>21175972
I meant バイ

shitposting a word works better than anki
I remember when someone posted in every thread a tom&jerry pic and "と思う", if you're reading this, thank you for helping me memorize

>>21175638
Scanlation groups usually don't share their scans anyway

>>21175089
They don't function the same as in Japanese but basically almost every language has some grammar mechanism called particles.

>>21175987
この谷には小さい祠がある

How many cards had you gone through, when you realized it's a waste of time and dropped it?
For me it was after around 700.

1.7k

>>21174550
>he can't read

Occasional reminder that you don't need to understand linguistics to have a valid understanding of language acquisition. It's perfectly valid to share your experiences with other people and make arguments based on incomplete knowledge as long as you don't step into pseudoscience. There are lots and lots of academics and armchair academics out there with strong opinions on things they have faulty understandings of, especially in linguistics. Life ain't a frat house.

Krashen is right though.

nazeka epwing dictionaries from the last thread

https://mega.nz/#!NQ8E1AwA!N1mdThi8AsUEdhZ3yAz3E5vuiUxEAdprkyZm5KaoZ08

>huge library in the guide
>no Nagatoro

>>21175089
Japanese particles are almost all basically postpositions that are called particles because it's unclear whether or not they're binding to the last word of the phrase they attach to.

English has a bunch of prepositions that turn into particles when used in particle verbs, a special type of phrasal verb. It also has a few true particles, called such because they're grammatical function words that don't fall into any clear category and obviously aren't adverbs or conjunctions, like "not" and "to" (infinitive marker).

Basically >>21176127

>>21176333
watch lots of japanese, read lots of japanese, make cards out of words you dont know while doing that

there i solved the riddle and if you disagree with this get gassed

>>21176421
(mining technically optional even though it helps)

>>21176251
20000 before I realized that I don't feel particularly enthusiastic about japanese media, so I switched to chinese. That was over ten years ago now.

>>21176675
Chinese media must be way better!

>>21176251
I do 20 minutes a day and it's good enough to spend exactly this amount of time on it.

>>21176684
You'd be surprised at how the chinese language enables some pretty creative writing that just isn't possible with a language like Japanese.

Not to mention that the sheer amount of chinese media being produced almost guarantees that a large amount is high quality media. To be honest I only mastered japanese as something to do on the side as I studied for my university degree, I never actually cared much for the country or its' culture.

>>21176699
>mastered japanese
You know the drill. Toradora dramatic reading now.

you mean there's chinese media besides state propaganda, uncensored porn and state propaganda uncensored porn?

>>21176713
I say "mastered" but I stopped after I got to kanji kentei level one. To be honest there are probably still some grammar points I wouldn't be able to wrap my head around.

>>21176718

Well yeah, its called shit from Taiwan and shit from Hong Kong. Note that all Hong Kong dubs are shit. Seriously, for some reason, it is like they can only hire maybe six voice actors for any work and pretty much sound all the same.

So, technically speaking, I could just learn japanese by learning hiragana and katakana, learning grammar and then just reading a lot of content in japanese, right?

>>21176742
Pretty much. The best part about it is once you've laid the foundation all that otherwise meaningless anime is going to build your vocabulary and language skills instead of just going to shit as they do if you didn't understand the language.

>>21176742
Yes, learning grammar takes more effort than people usually anticipate though. There's more patterns here than you initially might think.

However sometimes I'm not sure where people draw a distinction between what constitutes specific vocabulary use and a grammar point.

Realistically the most time goes into expanding vocabulary. On average people seem to underestimate grammar and overestimate Kanji in terms of effort and importance.

>>21176742
if everything you read has furigana on everything, sure.

most things don't.

>>21176783
Well you can always look up the readings in a dictionary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8mUhCtquQU

how's my Japanese?

holy fuck that accent

>>21176810
need to watch more anime/10

ほしい？？

Yamato Nadeshiko means woman right?
So what does yamato and nadeshiko mean on its own? Nothing? All I’m getting is that they are names, but maybe Nadeshiko can stand on its own and mean the same thing?

>>21176839
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamato_nadeshiko

>en
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

Question.

What Japanese dictionary app do you guys recommend?

>>21176866
qolibri and JP-JP only

>>21176839
just quit now

>>21176839
I knew what was a yamato nadeshiko even before I started learning japanese.

why cant i see anything other than dekinai here?

Choose この素晴らしい世界に祝福を！for my first novel to read. What am I in for?

>>21177091
you see yourself in dekinais

What exactly does おマ〇コして mean?

ファックユー

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2oCV2sM_ig

＞亡なくなりました

why is yomichan telling me its pronounced as 亡くなった

please explain

>>21177250
i meant 亡くなりました

look to the right retard

>>21177270
i dun ge eet

>polite past
if you can't correlate mashita with polite you haven't even wathed any anime what are you doing on this board

>>21177287
I don't like anime I only read manga in english.

wheres growlanser guy and nanarin guy how r u guys doing

>>21177287
but why does the り becomes a る

>>21177302
This is like one of the very first things covered in any grammar guide. What the fuck are you doing?

>>21174282
haven't been here in over two years, what the fuck is with that layout for the new guide? the minimalist look of the old one was fine

>>21177302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhyrskGBKHE&t=1s
Verb stems, watch your Dollys.

>>21174535
I don't need it, but good work! Keep on going, anon :)

>>21177308
They told me to read vns as soon as I finish learning my kanas.

>>21177169
you know thats not true, right?

Watch 東京独身男子 for secret techniques.

oh no, itazuranigger has fucked with the site again.

and once again, he hasn't fixed a single problem with the design in the process.

>>21177233
おマンコして

>>21177326
he made the extra navigation more obvious, that's an improvement
it's obviously way more ugly but now there's also bigger cute girl in the background so that's cool

>>21175522
Tobira offers official decks! You can get those here: http://tobiraweb.9640.jp/contents/漢字・語彙教材/とびらankiデジタルフラッシュカード/

>>21175977
私はアセクシャル
Does that even work? Who knows

>>21176866
App as in on PC? Tagaini Jisho and Takoboto.
On phone? I don't use one, so I can't help you with that.
On kindle I just installed JMDICT (https://github.com/jrfonseca/jmdict-kindle))

>>21177317
that's a dude

>>21177321
that's good

>>21177336
>it's obviously way more ugly
so why didn't he just make drop down menus that appear on hover under the top links? his design decisions are just so baffling. and the navigation is still wrong because you have some grammar guides placed under "learn" and others under "grammar" for god only knows what reason.

not to mention those redundant, misleading "learn" and "read" links on the landing page. "learn" needs to be changed to "guide" since that's where it actually goes and "read" needs changing to "learning resources" or something since there's more than just manga and books there.

>tfw had a date all day saturday and spent all of sunday recovering
>tfw just remembered to check anki
100% still worth it

>>21177389
he really just needs an offline site generator. I'd make him one but I don't know the guy or what he wants out of his web design. his HTML and CSS are super bad but that's to be expected of anyone who hasn't been writing it for like a decade so it's not really a point against the guy

How many hours of eng subbed anime do I require to reach N2?

>>21177408
~700,000hrs in my experience

>>21177408
idk dude i cant really give u an estimate of how many hours of eng subbed anime it takes to get to some arbitrary level of not knowing japanese sorry

What kind of cards do you do and what's your answer time per card?

>>21177456
v2k shit sorry I mean vncore

籠

Damn, I started reading angel beats and there's so much words I don't know...
I don't want to be a dekinai...

>>21177550
get back to studying bro you're not ready to read yet

>>21177550
just join the 野球部 and dont worry abotu shit : )

imagine readign angel beats and not understanding how bad maeda is at comedic relief lmao

>>21177558
>>21177569
I somehow understand what they're talking about because I watched the anime when it came out and I remember everything but...
Back to studying, I guess...

>>21177575
its not really like the anime tho other than obviously the main plot

>>21177575
reading the same stuff you've watched seems like a good strategy
i was just kidding man studying is bullshit

>>21177581
The beginning appears to be the same though. Maybe some new dialogues here and there.

i watch anime with jp subs once, then i rewatch it with jp subs and english subs. will I make it bros

>>21177598
english is useless

english is actually good as hell in the beginning

if u throw away ur native language u have 0 chance of getting anywhere in another language by urself

宇宙人
うちゅうじん

龍
ドラゴン

黒人だらけ

How do I ask a japanese guy if he is gay?

>>21177691
お前はゲイですか

>>21177691
anta homo desuka

>>21177695
*ですね

>>21177691
やらないか

>>21177691
請問，你也是同志嗎

One of these things is not like the other...

>>21177712
china girl, geisha and gaijin

>>21177707
its not gay to fuck

>>21177720
it kind of is though mate

>>21177712
the one on the left doesnt belong tell her u cant understand her and to go back to her country

>>21177722
kind of isnt actually tho

Still so many cards due. Life is hard.

>>21177777
This is a quote from the future.

>>21177729
Just do German by reading/consuming content. Honestly. It shares the same alphabet and isn't that far from English.
Viel Erfolg!
Also what's inside of "ZZZ"?

>>21177729
this is beyond drone status

>>21177733
Decks I have no interest in maintaining presently, but which I may get around to at some point.

>>21177729
Why are you doing that to yourself?

>>21177722
>>21177728
actually i take it back https://streamable.com/atnby

>>21177712
corrected a couple mondais for you m8

https://jsfiddle.net/957x6vqw/embedded/result
https://jsfiddle.net/957x6vqw

there I fixed your HTML and CSS, now look in to offline site generators so you can make every single page look the same without manually rewriting them

erm i dont need you to fix my html and css

https://streamable.com/yg0wk

ここからは日本語禁止だよ

>>21177778
bud that looks shit

>>21177798
sauce

>>21177807
yea it looks like shit it's what itazuraneko is trying to make it look like tho i'm just making it not broken

>>21177778
Looks too simple.

>>21177778
nice

lmao kanji is a traiwreck. What a joke of a language.

>>21177817
no bud it looks worse narrow the screen and see how yours falls apart

>>21177837
kanji is easy

>>21177798
Guess we write in romanji now.

>>21177778
oh i'm missing a close div tag before <div id=bottomicon>, fix that

>>21177839
sorry i don't use phones

フランスちゃん可哀想

>>21177847
Reminds me of me crying because I suck and making proportions / positioning.
Add one element and everything is different.

>>21177859
that usually just means that your html is too nasty/long to edit directly and you should be using a static site generator instead, not really your fault

im reaching enlightenment on the anki question
>my sentence cards may as well be vocab cards cuz i don't read them
>definitions are pretty worthless as long as i know the pronunciation i'll probably find out the meaning through reading
seems like what khatz had in mind was taking your cards very seriously and spending hours on them when i wanna get done in 20 minutes

>>21177875
You're going to make it.

>>21177863
Yeah, it was my second time doing something with CSS and stuff, the first time were my anki cards ... and I was on a time limit I had NOT set for myself.
I'm going into a different area with design anyway, but I learnt a bunch of stuff doing it

>>21177882
Just do what nippon does and make all your websites jpgs

just put javascript to everything

himouto

itazuraneko is maintained by a shoshinsha? Must be a lot of work, seems like a lot of content.

歳納様

>>21177315
No. This layout is great. Minimalist is for teenage contrarians. Keep it up, webdesigner.

>>21177895
and still no Nagatoro somehow.

>>21177456
core 2k/6k optimized (I know vncore is better, but I like the quality native audio and the well made sentences of the 2k/6k deck).

answer time per card: 14 seconds, is it bad?

https://jsfiddle.net/k7nfxvmr/embedded/result
https://jsfiddle.net/k7nfxvmr/embedded
there, now it responds to tiny screens, are you happy

oh i guess i should remove the vertical margin on the central navigation on tiny screens lol

>>21177456
RTK deck 80% done with avg answer time of 23.7 seconds

https://jsfiddle.net/x2t540fz/embedded/result
there, that should be all

Does 助ける sound like "DA su ke ru" for anyone else?

>>21177980
Sounds like task-eru for me, with the 'u' in su dropped.

>>21177980
you're looking for word-initial aspiration to indicate that the consonant is unvoiced, but this aspiration is optional in japanese, unlike english

>>21177983

>>21177983
yeah that actually happens good job you're hearing it properly
the s should feeits own syllable though like ta-ss-ke-ru

honestly i'd set up my own neocities with the non-pirate stuff and keep the styling stable if i didn't feel like it would make itazuraneko feel like i'm trying to steal the site from him and make him either break again or stop working on collecting reading materials

>>21177456
I currently do:
front: Kanji
Back: Kanji, picture with meaning I associate with the character, meanings of the kanji, example word with furigana.
Goal: Recall the meaning of the character.
Current answer time: 4.2sec, but I'm pretty new into the deck.
Pic related (back of card). It can be really funny sometimes.

theres nothing funny about that u are fucked

>>21177467
>>21177946
>>21177946
When I said "what kind of cards", I meant as in sentence, vocab, reading, kanji (recognition/production), etc., not "what deck" (e.g. mining, core, whatever).

>answer time per card: 14 seconds, is it bad?
Yeah, that's pretty slow. Vocab cards (like in the Core deck) should be taking you under 10 seconds per card.

>flashtards

Where should I get manga that isn't in the guide library?

>>21177297

>>21178012
Different people, different humor. And I'm not fucked in the least because I remember "plan/intention" by knowing that the image ties that someone (at least you think that) is planning to do something.

>>21178026
google or jcafe24

You did your listening today, right anon?

>>21178026
nyaa.si

>>21178032
Oh, I didn't know there was manga on nyaa, thanks.

gary made an account just to btfo rarepotato

>>21178031
of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=389xpAiokTE

>>21178031
i try to do my 24 hours a day every day desu but sometimes my headphones fall off in my sleep

>20 minutse
not going to make it

>minutse

みぬて

lmao tse tung

>>21178040
>I didn't know there was manga on nyaa
what the fug

>>21178089
Only used it for anime

フクヨウ

あのね、私はゲイ。

そっか

了解しました

>>21178031
Watched one episode of anime, one episode of gaki no tsukai and a couple Japanese youtuber videos. Going to watch atleast another 7 episodes of anime tonight

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20190415/k10011884391000.html?utm_int=all_side_ranking-access_001

>daiweeb down
>see this

hmmmm

ああ、そうかい
いい度胸だな、そんなことを宣言するなんて。
夜に外を出歩くとき、気をつけろよ。
ホモ嫌い誰かにぶっ殺されるかもしれんぞ

>>21178148
>被害額は18億円以上

>>21178157

imagine going to japan and downloading anime like usual and getting busted and thrown in the brig lol

>>21178165
He was uploading it. Some filthy 韓国籍の男 touched our glorious anime.

>>21178172
no i know they always go after the provider but just go with my what if

imagine a dude just torrenting the latest anime and leaves his puter on seeding accidentally and then gets jailed for the rest of his life

>>21178148
How fucking stupid to you have to be as a Jap living in Japan to run a piracy site? What was this guy thinking?

>>21177601
then why are you writing in english?

>>21178191

Clearly not thinking with a VPN

>>21178191
He was a filthy チョン, not a Japanese.

>>21178199
why would you bother to make this pointless retort

imagine getting a life sentence in prison for sharing shitty anime like world trigger lol

dont you dare share files goy

>>21178213
why would you bother to make this pointless retort to my pointless retort?

>>21178207
>VPN
You really think that keeps you safe?
https://gist.github.com/joepie91/5a9909939e6ce7d09e29

Question. Have anyone here tried buying Japanese ebooks on google play or Amazon (is this even possible)?

There are certain things that I can't seem to torrent on so I want to know. Or else I'm going to have to force myself to get a physical copy.

生きてみようか今更
I read that the verb is conjugated to mean will to live with the よう but i dont understand why the み is thier? This is probably stupid but i cant find the anwser

>どうして？どうして関係者なのにみんな帰っちゃうの？
>why? why did everyone leave despite being related to the event?
am i reading that right?

>>21178225
cuz ur a fag who tried to "own" me by taking my post out of context just to say "but you speak english XDDDDDD"

>>21178228
joke's on you i'm behind seven proxies

>>21178232
it's from 生きてみる

>>21178157
>>21178164
それは日本人じゃないけど

>>21178233
>why did everyone leave
>am i reading that right?
No since that sentence isn't past tense.

>>21178228

I'll stop believing that when Nord and Pia goes out of business.

Also, have fun not getting sniffed on a public wifi network.

>>21178250
oh fuck me
but besides that did i get the gist of that sentence down?

Does hating Koreans count as immersing yourself?

>>21178253
m8
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/26/hidemyass_lulzsec_controversy/
^ This provider is still in business to this day. There are no end of shitty, awful companies which survive and even thrive in spite of their horrible, unethical business practices.

A company being in business says absolutely nothing about its trustworthiness.

>>21178231
Amazon works fine, havent tried google. You need to make a japanese amazon account and then add a shipping or billing address to that account. But you can just use any old "valid" address, i think i put in the address of Tokyo Tower and it was fine. As long as you buy only digital goods you're good.

Just note that if you use a Kindle you cant quicky swap accounts, so if you have an account from a different country with books on it you need to log out of that, which deletes all your books from your device and is quite a slow process.

japs are so backwards they think archiving media should warrant a jail sentence

Are the fucks at daiweeb too stupid to figure out their hosting or what. At first I thought they might have been taken down, but aparently it's just general incompetence.

>>21178317
no cute yuri animu today then i guess...

will watch this anime instead

>daiweeb
>incompetence

pick 2

>>21178236
are you annoyed? you seemed to take my pointless retorts very seriously
sorry, I didn't think that my dry sense of humor would be this badly received

>>21177946
Everything is slow in the beginning, you should ease into it and worry about stuff like that later on. My answering times are 7-8s but I've been at it for little over a year now so it's only natural.

>>21178148
>daiweeb
What?

>>21177946
>>21178373
I one day noticed i was taking quite long and made a conscious decision to speed up, and have continously lowered my times since even though reviews are going up and now am down to 5.5s (or sometimes even lower) per card. Retention suffered a bit, but has now stabilized at 88 - 90%.
Am 5000 cards in after 4.5 months.

But yeah, definitely gets much easier to speed up as you get more comfortable with readings and worry more about meanings. Wouldn't worry too much about it in the beginning. Or even at all unless you take so long it really stops you from immersion.

>>21174320
if your study is just reading then halve them for more accurate estimates

another word that is missing definitions in jmdict

玉体

>>21178436
Working for me in rikaikun, yomichan and jwpce

>new sao
>instead of dual wield kirito it's now two kirito

>watching sao

>>21178443
I'm saying it is lacking definitions that appear in Japanese dictionaries, not that it doesn't have some definitions

>>21178436
Stop using outdated dictionary software.

>>21177233
was that a full size standard maru are we allowed to use it now 〇
>>21177297
main route was good but thinkin about skippin yumi after i finish azusa today even though all routes is in my nature
i think i missed a true end so ill look for that though lol

only thing i ever hear about sao is how shit it is

>>21178466
? all j-e dictionaries have the same data from jmdict. it's not a question of software

i wnna fuck blonde kirito

>>21178485
JMdict updates on a daily or weekly basis. Some people stick to rikaisama despite it being very much out of date.

>>21178494
regardless of your little factoid, you can go and check the current entry in the jmdict yourself and see that it's lacking definitions that are in all good J-J dictionaries

Why are some potential form from words included in dictionaries. Can i add 1 more potential verb transformation on them or they are just indexed like that in the dictionary?

>>21178535
Probably they are used as nouns, but give an example.

>>21178547
焼く　　　　　・　　焼ける

>>21178556
that isn't a potential form lol, it's two different verbs, one transitive and the other intransitive. another cases of dumbasses asking dumb questions based on a fundamental misunderstanding

>>21178611
ok senpai thanks . So i guess only the original forms are recorded in the dictionary wow thats a relief.

>>21178556
Yeah those are different verbs as other anon said.
What I meant when I said that they might be used as nouns were words like 焼け, which is the noun form.

>>21178641
Yep yep got it, i encountered a few words like that and they confused me but now i know. Though i knew about the stem being a noun and didn't mistake it

真実はいつもひとつ、そしてそれは「私はゲイ、お前はゲイ、全員のDJTはゲイ！」
以上だ！

sou ja na
jibun ha gei ja
onushi mo ja

>>21178447
Why the fuck would you watch SAO?

>>21178786
cuz the lns are the best wooo

>>21178820
then read them

ああ、そうかい
いい度胸だな、そんなことを宣言するなんて。
夜に外を出歩くとき、気をつけろよ。
ホモ嫌い誰かにぶっ殺されるかもしれんぞ

アブラゼミになりたい

>>21178786
Why not?

>>21178887
爆笑

>>21178447
>>21178455
Who are you quoting?

>>21178228
Yeah idk why VPNs are the thing when I really want a proxy so I can set up rules to send certain requests thru the proxy. Like why would you let another party look at all your traffic. I tried to find a good Japan proxy that would let me access the sites that are blocked but I couldn't.

>>21178963
The post above theirs. Are you blind?

>>21178965
"watching sao" isn't in the first post. Are you blind?

>>21178971
There's a post between the two posts you linked. Are you blind?

>>21178975
No there isn't, and none of quotes in either of those posts are in the thread. Are you blind?

>>21178515
You should add them.

>>21178982
Clearly you are the only one here who can't see them

>>21178887
その場合だったら、私はそちの人をゲイと呼ぶ

>>21178982
embarrassing

>>21177293
That's nice but manga isn't reading.

>>21179023
then how do get what the characters/narrator are saying if you don't read the text bubbles?

How long should it take me to learn Hiragana?

>>21179085
1-2 days if you are not a brainlet, 1 week if you are a brainlet.

I recommend you do hiragana and katakana together. Write 1 line of hiragana and 1 line of katakana.

>>21179092
You are kidding right

If you can't learn all the hiragana in a week you might as well give up my dude.

lets take a moment and remember + celebrate the life and times of @sentenceminer

>>21179085
6-10 months

>>21179098
"learn" is different from "master." you should be able to learn the kana in a couple days, but it will still be a while until you completely internalize the relationships between the symbols and the sounds and are able to reproduce them without consciously thinking about it.
but that doesn't mean you should "study the kana" until that happens, that would be a waste of time

shut up retard u are not an educator

>haven’t been here in several months
>reading level has improved greatly
>realize now you guys just write vulgar trash in here

cool

Then why you come here? just fly yourself to Japan if you don't like our advice. Kanas are easy to learn if you put work into it. after that is just grammar and grinding novels.

>>21179128
maybe you got better at japanese but I got way better at shitposting in the meanwhile
あなたはゲイ

>>21179128
Who are you quoting?

We don't "greentext" around these places boy, now pull down your pants so you can receive proper punishment.

>>21179128
congrats on being able to read うんこ and まんこ very 上手い

>>21179131
that wasn't me.

>>21179143
>implying I'm not going to write my posts with green meme arrows anyway

Why is it so easy to spot the /v/ermin?

>>21179144
Gary Gato Gozaymoss.

>>21179155
You need to go back to >>>/a/.

read this or die

>>21179165
>>21179170
cringe

>>21179085
https://realkana.com like a day if you just sit and do this all day

>>21179182
面白くないみたいですけど

>>21179182
your mom is a whore

>>21179205
i should have said read this or die silently without crippling every1s nihongo in ur death throes

>>21179128
some posts are tame but will also permanently cripple ur nihongo
maybe what ur lookin for is what imouto poster can provide

>>21179208
no way dude

>>21179211
that's not crippling anyone's nihongo, don't make me bust out some real trash-ass posting because i'll absolutely ruin this thread with my sub n5 prose

やれよ

>>21179240
sure gimme a topic i'll freestyle that shit for you

what's the name of that shit? the one that goes in ga, za , da , ba. you know the one

There are literally tens of thousands of Japanese words that I don't know.

>>21179245
水中バスケット織り

>>21179260
なんでやねん！

>>21179250
this will never not be true

>>21179250
There are literally tens of thousands of English words that you don't know.

>>21179299
That isn't true, I read the whole dictionary once.

わたしはゲイと書いてある

>>21179260
senpai!

私は貴方にうんことは言わない、


うんこはそれを聞けば気を毒。

もし貴方の部分うんこに落ち込めば、

うんこが腐る。

神は貴方の練り粉を

糞と練り合わせて、

貴方のお母さんはうんこをする間に

貴方を誤って産まれてしまった。

well i hope it was worth it

how long have u been "studying" nihongo and how much of this do u "understand" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9k9v1_MxgU

>>21179362
上手だよ、先輩はこれを書きましたか

>>21179447
いいえ、先輩じゃない。俺の母国の誌です。俺はただ翻訳しました。

>>21179414
"living japan くそやべぇ"

>>21179447
いいえ、先輩じゃない。俺の母国の詩です。俺はただ翻訳しました。

>>21178934
It's shit.

sao is bad would rather watch literally .hack sign

>>21179583
.hack//sign owns tho
just because you had different expectations from what the show ended up giving you doesn't make it bad

>>21179098
it takes 1 like a day for each kana
and a few more days to get it nailed into your head
and idk how long until you start reading them extremely naturally but it happens eventually
i remember starting out and i had to sound them out real slow like a retard

>>21179588
it's bad on retrospect better than any of the other the world r1 dot hack media though
gu > sign > dusk > etc

巨大なちんちん

>>21179639
>i remember starting out and i had to sound them out real slow like a retard
dont make me remember sucking that hard

Words are a lot easier once you've memorized them.

words are a lot easier once youve read a lot

名前の之国は黒猿だよ。

>>21179831
>名前の之国

之国の名前

>>21179831
失敗

>>21179839

ニガルファゴット

>>21179852
ヤギ

it's time to for the daily reps

>>21179888
>888
分かって

>>21179831
You might want to work on your Japanese, incelくん.

>>21179987
恐れている
いたずらな先輩

>>21178743
sooo you tryna have an orgy??

>>21179791
memorized them and then read them a lot

>>21180027
>恐れている
これを読んだだけでもう激おこプンプン丸だよ

>>21180092
memorization is optional

先輩大変態

洗濯選択肢

>>21179987

There is nothing wrong in my post the only error I already corrected it on the following post and the country Niger is spelled as ニジェール since the country Niger can't be spelled as nigger and it doesn't have a kanji name I decided to use the kanji for black and monkey and stick them together since that is the closest I could get to change the name of the country to something racist in Japanese.

How important is it for me to be able to handwrite every kanji from memory?

>>21180217
Do you want to know Japanese or do you want to be a kanjilet japaneselet like 99% of djt?

>>21180217
very important if you wanna master every aspect of your inner nihonjin

>>21180217
very important if u want to be able to handwrite kanji from memory

>>21180217
Very important. Else you're just an illiterate and your understanding of Kanji is just very superficial.

>>21180217
not important at all

damn look at these japanese natives dragging the shit out of steve for saying japanese is easy

>>21180217

Japanese IS Kanji

If not for kanji there would be a massive horde of weeaboos speaking Japanese.

Also writing in full kanji helps you impress normies.

綺麗看護婦狂三時崎波御壽司遠喰う

How a faggot dekinai would write the sentence above:

きれいな看護婦クルミトキサキはお寿司を食べる

>>21180380
lmao they're just butthurt because they had to spend 80% of their time in school learning this bluepilled language

>>21180380
what vid

>>21180380
is that the same video where he mixes up nihongo and korean
steve is just so fuckin good that he became bad

やばい

やばい

噴火したっぽい

阿蘇（あそ）

おおきさによっては

あそこはやばい

親精子丼

>>21180380
monolinguals are the worst no matter what language they speak. English monolinguals love to circlejerk about how hard and "crazy" English is to learn, despite no language being inherently more difficult than any other
of course most Japanese are also monolingual cucks despite years of compulsory English education so it behooves them to believe the one language they do speak is somehow special

こんなのでてきた

Ｎ２くらいでよめるとおもう
https://gqjapan.jp/culture/column/20160606/mount-aso-the-supervolcano/page/4

>巨大カルデラ噴火を起こした火山は7つあるが、そのうちの4つが九州に集中している。その中でも最大のものが、東西18キロ、南北25キロの阿蘇カルデラである。そう、先日の熊本地震で活発化が懸念される、あの阿蘇山だ。もし、阿蘇カルデラで巨大カルデラ噴火が起こったら、日本はどうなるのか。

>まず、最初のプリニー式噴火によって、中部九州では場所によっては数メートルもの軽石が降り積もって壊滅的な状況に陥る。そしてクライマックス噴火が始まると、巨大な噴煙柱が崩落して火砕流が発生する。軽石と火山灰、それに火山ガスや空気が渾然一体流れる火砕流は、キノコ雲状に立ち上がった灰神楽の中心から、全方位へと広がって行く。数百度以上の高温の火砕流はすべてのものを飲み込み焼き尽してしまう。そして発生後2時間程度で700万人の人々が暮らす領域を覆い尽くす。

>>21180523
ruin your culture goy

>>21180391
japanese looks better than chinese, also, if I wanted to write in full kanji, I'd learn chinese

>>21180582
>japanese looks better than chinese

否

plz remember japanese is cute and chinese is scary

さいあくのばあい

にほんぜんぶおわる

The fact that 支える can mean two completely different things shows this languages completely useless.

もこもこしてる
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJXM0P2S4dw

the fact that 壺 can mean two completely different things shows this languages completely useless

>>21180718
jar/pot/vase

>>21180735
read more hentai

>>21180752
肉壺 returns no results on jisho, does it mean something stupid like fanny

>>21180718
>>21180752
these words at least share an idea sasaeru and tsukaeru dont

>>21180758
first time i saw it i thought so
but then i saw 俺のツボを刺激する in the context of a handjob and wondered if that first usage was the same
but i might be mistaken
in that case change my example usage to 思うつぼ

>>21180783
meant for >>21180768

>>21180783
>>21180791
>思うつぼ
>〔「つぼ」は，博打（ばくち）でさいころを入れて振るもの〕
I mean it's thin but they still share an idea

>share an idea
I mean they all have etymologies talking about literal ツボs

it's the same kogo

>>21179313
>only one
lol

>>21180822
that makes sense
but i dont think sasaeru and tsukaeru are that disparate

>badass tier
己
>good tier
自分
我
>okay tier
俺
私
>ゲイ tier
僕

>>21180922
And あたし?

全てを終わりにしてくれ

>>21179250
There are literally tens of thousand of words in my native language that I don't know.

>>21180922
where's 儂, the best one?

早く刺せよ

>>21180943
あたしにも

>>21180940
It'a cute when little girls use it.

>>21180943
ひとがひとを

きずつけることなんて

いらないよ


かざんがふんかしたり

じしんでつぶされたり

たいふうでとばされたり

なつのあつさでたおれたり

さむさでこごえたり

びょうきでだめになったり

するまで

いきれば？

wow gay thread i only read this for e-celeb

>>21180976
自然に負ける人間など、人間と呼ぶべきではない。そいつらはただの猿だ。
自然を超えることこそが人間の特徴である。したがって、人間を殺す権利は他ならぬ人間にはある！
知らぬか？人生の醍醐味は殺し合いの刺激にある。
だから、あんな戯言をほざくのをやめい。

>>21180940
badass when used by men
thot indicator when used by women

>>21181094
マジレス乙

こっからはみんな本気出すよ

>>21181146
4ね

is 2chan.net the real 2ch?

>>21181158
2chan and 2ch (2channel) are different things.

>>21181172
then what is the URL of 2ch (2channel)?

by the time u learn japanese the chans wont even exist anymore lol

>>21181211
s-shut up!

>>21181223
burn...

>>21180380
>>21180523
>>21180527
俺の日本語はそんな上手じゃないってわかってる。外国人だから、当たり前のことだし、たまに変な日本語でてきたり、アクセントも変だったりするけど、それはやっぱり日本語が母語じゃないから仕方がないと受け入れてるんだけど
君は、多分1ヶ国語しか喋れないよね？喋れるとしてもちょっとカタコトだったり日本語の訛りが強かったりするよね？そのくせに他の人に対して「日本語下手くそ」とか言う立場じゃなくない？君ももしかしたら英語を一生懸命勉強して、突然外国人に「英語カタコトw」とか言われたらどう？あんまり気持ちはよくないでしょ

>>21181269
quizmaster strikes again

>>21181279
That's not me fyi.

あっそさーん

obviously cuz its not cut and pasted anime phrases