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Bully the Cowtits

>>21168189
Yes, quite.

The question for the thread is, how flexible is your waifu?

>>21168203
Quite flexible

>>21168203
Familiars make me imagine.

>>21168203
Have you ever seen a cat before? They're pretty skilled in this area.

>>21168203
Decently flexible, but nothing contortionist-tier. She might do yoga sometimes, but that'd mostly be to turn me on because she'd be wearing a latex catsuit.

>>21168203
I think the better question is "can she hold that pose while orgasming from being bred vigorously?"

>>21168203
Beastman average.
Which is to say, moreso than me, but not like Elf-tier.

>>21168209
Beings made of magic have got to be pretty flexible/squishy.

Still the best.

>>21168203
It dawns upon me that I'm not quite sure if my dear wife has bones or not. If not, I'm sure she's amazingly flexible!

>>21168113
Cheshires are pretty neat.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21168224
That's why I love them!
何でもできる

Any good MG anime this season? Or anime in general?

>>21168189

>lol, great job op

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67244854

>>21168203
Decently so, though her younger taller "sister is much more so

>>21168280
I will forever be disappointed in this motherfucker.

I have a little bit of a confession to make
I absolutely adore monstergirls

>>21168280
My bad.

>>21168221
Mushrooms don't have bones
Congrats

>>21168203
if i could watch a loli eat herself out that would be amazing

>>21168221
mushrooms have bones

>>21168297
just ignore him. Hes the dumb dumb that brought it up.

>>21168297
to be fair, she's pretty cute
i'd probably let her fuck me

>>21168297
>implying he didn't post it as bait last thread

>>21168314
Someone needs to bring it up so that doesn’t happen again

>>21168189
anyone know any good monster girl /ss/ content?

>>21168312
Shut the fuck up Chem

>>21168327
or we could just treat her as fully female and tell people who say other wise to fuck off.

>>21168332
Fuck off pedophile

>>21168219
Um, no, that'd be pic related. Speaking of, monster girl version when?

>>21168348
Fuck off.

>>21168340
No thanks, futafaggot.

>>21168193
Goat lolis are love. They say they got the best cunnies of them all!

>>21168355
Oh, I'm sorry. Are Godzilla fans not allowed on /jp/ or something?

But is man slavery bad though?

>>21168203
a little more than your average beastman can do yoga

>When the wife wants to dodge spring cleaning.
How do you coax her out?

Obviously shogs, kikis, and wifeslimes need not answer.

>>21168360
Yup

>>21168361
Stop playing dumb you fucking cunt.

>>21168360
>ywn know what bapho cunny tastes like

>>21168370
As a househusband It'd probably be my job to do the spring cleaning. I could get my daughteru to help with some of the smaller chores though!

>>21168373
Really don't know what you're referring to. "Still the Best" is an old godzilla meme, and that's that.

>>21168332
The best you could do at the moment is plugging the tags into Pixiv and hope for the best. Or hope that some Comiket stuff gets translated.

>>21168306
>>21168312
What a dilemna! I choose that she doesn't. So that's that!

>>21168374
The perfect blend of sweetness and bodily fluids. Sweet enough to keep you digging in for more, and just enough hint of bodily fluids to make it feel natural and real.
I bet bapho cunny is nice and hot too!

>>21168361
Don't post off topic shit fuckface.

>>21168374
>ywn know what bapho funny FEELS like
All we know is that is has an irresistible tightness and strength, like ones entire existence is being sucked out. Just a taste of that sensation turns men into hopeless lolicons

>>21168391
>>21168394
No one can beat the cunny!

>>21168394
Fuckin hell CUNNY

>you will never spend hours, even days just eating out a little Bapho

>>21168396
Nope not the cunny

Stop spamming that autistic garbage word, you're at the level of the shitposting false flagger that used to force it here. You're so retarded now, that fag doesn't even need to shit up the thread anymore because you're doing it for him.

>>21168407
i'd rather be humped by beastman lolis for hours

>>21168396
It can't be unbeatable! I bet I can defeat it.

I want to lick a Bapho's cunny.

>>21168412
Cunnyfags should be banned on sight.

>>21168413
But anon.
The lolis have small horns

>>21168416
That'd be music to smug Bapho ears.

None of you are funny. Spamming a shitty /tv/ meme just makes you look like retarded fags.

>being this mad over a word
I bet you people hate the word moist because it 'sounds weird' and get offended when you see the word nigger.

>>21168431
Kill yourself, nigger. Cunny spam is fucking annoying.

Grab the lolis by the cunny!

>>21168437
don't get so mad about cunny

Why haven't you milked your cow anon? She's starting to leak

>>21168437
So you're a hypocrite, not a goody-two-shoes. My bad.

>>21168450
Why does she look like that awful girl from that newer Avatar cartoon?

>>21168431
It's one of the most autistic and retarded words I have ever seen. Anyone using it comes across as having literally 5 iq, nobody unironically using it can qualify as a sentient being and the people ironically using it are just shitposting tards.

>>21168461
You should go into the movie business anon, you've got projection down to an art form.

>>21168461
You're just buttmad because you can't get any cunny.

>>21168431
It really is like he's black and you called him a nigger.

>>21168450
I like to let her get really pent up before doing it.

How do I stop lusting after elves?

>>21168461
So when you gonna spit out that chew? Us here rednecks need to make sure that only the most vulgar of words come out our mouths.

>>21168412
>>21168423
I was just wondering what happened to this guy. You always said stuff like
>Kill yourself
Whenever some said CUNNY

Boy, where does the time go?

>>21168467
Okay, this is epic

>>21168365
Both ways of slavery are very good with monster girls

>>21168479
I'm gonna say the C-word!

>>21168502
why is an angel hanging out with such a lewd girl?

>>21168485
Realize that Bapho cunny is superior.

>>21168485
i wanna be milked by a spry young flatty elf

>>21168485
Realize elves are only good when lusting after you. Otherwise they're probably racist turbo-thots

What would the Winterstown tavern look like on a typical Saturday night? What kind of specialty drinks would they serve?

>>21168543
>What kind of specialty drinks would they serve?
Cream soda for the little Wendis!

What lewd orders would you give your professional meido anons?

>>21168545
It's Winterstown so it would probably be hot cocoa

>>21168550
>force her to dress up in expensive fancy clothing only fit for the most blueblooded noble, then have her sit down while you make her a nice dinner and refuse to let her even do so much as wash the dishes
I'd imagine that's like the worst kind of blueballing for Kikis.

>>21168545
It's hot cocoa and soda until they're old enough for Whoors, brewed locally by Wendidad when he's not making batches of moonshine

>>21168558
Nah. That's being so dense you never request special services or force yourself on them at all. Watermelon

>>21168550
>Wash my hands
>Wash my feet

I'd have to be stinkin' drunk before it would actually happen, though.

>>21168543
there would be a large cushioned area of the floor with it's own fireplace and short walls surrounding it that also have cushions for whitehorns to rest on

>>21168550
Forcing her to clean in various kinky outfits! Nothing but a pair of nipple clamps and an egg vibrator on her clit, a heavy duty full coverage victorian-style maid dress made entirely of latex,various rope ties that slightly hamper her movement, that sort of thing.

>>21168389
That feel
when no
wolfu

>>21168550
scratch my head while i take a lap nap

>>21168558
Buy a roomba and forbid her from interfering with it.

>>21168543
i saw a video of somebody making the butterbeer from harry potter that is actually a real recipe from i forget but i'd wanna try that.

>>21168573
White Horns in front of a fireplace would be a good place to rest against and cuddle, they must be tired from trekking through the snow all day and need a beer or two

>>21168598
i'd marry one and have something just like that at home.

>>21168550
Scalp massage

>>21168617
my nigga

>>21168550
She's only allowed to work while pregnant. I guess that means she's gonna have to make sure she keeps getting knocked up if she wants to keep the house clean.

>>21168550
Any seed put in her womb must stay there

>>21168543
Several varieties of mead.

So fellas, we always go about saying how
>My waifu is the best
and all that and sometimes we even have names for them.

But does your waifu have a badass nickname? How do we know if she's the real deal without a badass nickname?

>>21168639
Snuggle pup!

>>21168639
>But does your waifu have a badass nickname?
Daddy's little cunny slave.

>>21168676
A little on-the-nose innit?

>>21168639
She’s not a real badass anymore, but back when she was an active thief she was known as ‘The Haze’ because of her penchant for using hallucinogenic gasses whenever she was close to getting caught

>>21168684
Did she have a cute outfit to match her persona?

>>21168639
My wife is super duper smart! Even for a harpy! That's why she calls herself Bird Brains.

>>21168682
A bit, but it describes her perfectly and it makes her unimaginably horny when I call her by it.

>>21168689
She dresses kind of like Noir from persona 5. She’s a gentleman thief who steals from the rich and gives to the poor-herself and her future husband!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get the wife ready for second winter, because spring isn't starting yet.

>>21168639
Because she can bounce her way to the heavens and take you there two, she's gained a reputation as
>The Self-Made Astronaut<

>>21168684
>>21168698
Hello mousefag.

>>21168703
Why does the groundhog have to see her shadow every time?

>>21168639
No one even dares challenge her
>Victory By Default

>>21168730
But, is she good at fighting?

>>21168734
Well she's never been in a fight so she wouldn't know

>big, stronk monster walks up to you
>says she's your mommy now
Dare you say no?

>>21168747
What if I don’t have the money

>>21168550
Lap dances.

>>21168747
I won't, but she'll have to speak with my other mommy.

>>21168639
I have a character that travels the land under the name "Grimseeker Red-Eye" due to her occult hobbies.

No I am not Gazerfag, I just don't have any art of her in particular.

>>21168751
First time is free. Then maybe you can get the "frequent customer discount."

>>21168703
>almost winter
>winter
>second winter
>a small ray of summer sunshine

>>21168713
Winter never ends.


>>21168747
I'm 27.
I don't need a mommy.

>>21168756
Why does your mom have no nipples?

>>21168756
I should start worshipping Hathor...

>>21168769
The joys of the midwest.

>When she licks your face nonstop

>>21168756
That's gross

>>21168786
Oh please, I bet she doesn't even have a badass nickname like...Blackflame Typhoon

>>21168786
If it's really becoming a problem then maybe you should invest in a nice ball gag.

>>21168804
Depending on the gag she'd still be able to stick her tongue out under it and continue to lick. Or just rub the drool-covered ball up against you instead!

>>21168804
Who says it's a problem?
Slimy, sticky hellhound licks would be to die for. And just imagine how hot her tongue and breath are.

>>21168816
That's really fucking hot though anon.

>>21168639
The Inescapable Undertow

>>21168802
That doesn't make sense. How can a tropical storm be associated with fire?

>>21168550
Would it be too mean to ask her to scrub your back but absolutely refuse to escalate it anything lewder?

>>21168900
>Implying it's not reference to a typhoon of Hell where the flames are carried through the wind and rains lava

>>21168639
Whiteout

Harpy attack
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74194525

>>21168189
what's your favorite archtype of vampire?

I like rich upity gothic vampries

>>21169018
That's my favorite kind also.

>>21168698
Fuck off socialist retard

>>21169018
Genki but socially awkward tomboys who occasionally get incredibly strong urges. If they do feed they get more voluptuous for a while and are easily teased about it.

>>21169018
Tomboyish vampire princesses.

>>21169051
>Ohohoho! Come to pay tribute, lowly Human?

>>21168976
I don't get it

>>21169018
Secretly anal loving.

>>21169018
>rich upity gothic vampries
They're the most fun to tease. Especially around other nobles.

>>21169083
imagine teasing a vampire about her age when she jokes she' isn't pregnant yet after all your unprotected sex

>>21169102
Imagine a thousand year old vampire who doesn't know where babies come from and as a result never realizes the various signs that she's got a dhamphir bun in the oven.

>>21169018
Clingy sweethearts that are very much in love with their mere mortal humans and want to incubize them as fast as possible.

>>21169018
Do you have to post this image every single time you want to talk about vampires?

What living monster girls could one expect to reside in an undead kingdom?

>>21169154
Somnambulists

>>21169018
Busty eternal neet weeb.

>>21169154
A Tanuki of course. Not even a realm of the dead can keep one of those away from a business opportunity

>>21169154
Nocturnal ones

>>21169071
It's a weather condition

>>21169154
There's a few MGs that are remarked to hang around the same places as the undead types.
I know Hellhounds and Redcaps definitely are.

>>21168203
I feel like lamia have an unfair advantage here.

>>21169212
>Unfair advantage
Lamias can't do the splits even if their lives depended on it

>>21168570
Shit story that could’ve been solved by FUCKING TALKING

>>21169154
>werebats
>werewolves
>hellhounds
>gargyoles
>cursed swords
>living armor (unless living armors are actually undead... hmmm...)
>dark mages
>dark matter
>dark priests
>dark slimes
>dhamphir
>devil bugs (they ARE attracted to ruin, rot, and decay; being cockroaches and all)
>giant mouse (same logic as roaches, would probably some sort of 'giant rat' variant)
>dryads (only, they'd dwell inside big spooky trees and probably be pretty spooky themselves)
>Oomukade (centipedes are creepy crawly, and live in rotting logs and such so... maybe?)
>Nightmare
>Night Gaunt
>Myconid
>Kitsune-tsuki (since Kitsune-bi are ghosts that possess people, obviously Kitsune-tsuki would be in undead realms that have Kitsune-bi as well)
>possibly lamia, harpy, river/lake mermaids, centaurs, succubi, baphs/witches, alruane, and similar metropolian species; only they might have a more undead or spooky theme to them

This makes me thing of what we're missing to make it a true classic gothic horror setting.
>no gravedigger-esque or igor-esque "henchmen of liches, vampires, etc who are always willing to get their hands dirty for their immortal masters" type monster girl
>no true Frankenstein's monster, who is not just some zombie made of body parts but a deeply philosophical and melancholy soul who is often able to properly articulate her musings about the nature of humanity and monsters
>no Jekyll and Hyde type monster girl
>no creature from the black lagoon girl
>no "invisilbe man" girl (KC could draw a ghostly image of what she looked like, and the gimmick could be that she's a nudist who enjoys pulling pranks and can be seen only when making love for reproductive purposes in the moonlight, or something similarly sappy)

>>21168590
>Yosh! Now I can spend more time cooking for mastah!

>>21169154
Bats, Black Cats, Werewolves, Vampire Mosquitoes.

>>21168639
Solid snek

>>21169244
Fuck, I forgot mosquitoes. Frog girls too, probably.

What else lives in creepy swamps? Leeches? Alligators? Giant Snapping Turtle muscle girls?

>>21169242
>[Amazon drone carrying chinese takeout flies through window]

>>21169018
Those that recognize the superiority of STANDO POWAH

>>21169240
>Giant Rat
>Most large mouse are no taller than 4 feet
>Occasionally you get one that's the rare 5 footer 'big sis' type
>But the Giant Rat types, who only live in the spookiest of Undead Kingdoms, can grow truly alarmingly massive
>Towering, stomping, rumbling the earth at a gigantic five foot eight
>Truly, these titans command respect of the hordes of awestruck little sisters that fawn and dote on them

>>21169231
Are lamia infinitely flexible or completely inflexible?

>>21169257
>action arrows

>>21169154
Unassuming Human women, usually quite bookish and not physically strong, browsing the libraries the kingdom has to offer.

But when there's a full moon, they undergo a transformation into a powerful Werewolf, with a large frame and strong muscles, hunting the streets at night.

Then the next morning she wakes up in a bed with her clothes in shreds and a naked man who looks like he had a very rough night.

>>21169271
Who are you quoting?

>>21169257
>Kiki is slowly replaced by more an more automation before she's suddenly replaced as the maid by an automaton
>Master explains that now she'll have all the free time she needs to focus on her hobbies while he's at work
How long till their new maid has an "accident"?

>>21169154
I could see Ittan Momen wandering around.

>>21169276
Who were you quoting?

>>21169285
I was obviously quoting you because I replied to your post, but you used the quote arrows to say something that was not said by anyone in this thread. :^)

>>21169289
>>

Living doll sentenced to 30 minutes in the deluxe punishment case for sneaking into the young master's bed again.

>>21169272
A more traditional take on the werewolf would be nice. The monthly transformation into a wolf girl would be awesome and make for some fun opportunities.

>>21169265
They grow them big in the Undead Kingdom. A well-muscled Large Mouse with pale white skin would be intimidating if they weren't still so short.

>>21169301
It sucks that KC has basically made sure that once you go monster theres's no going back, so those sorts of temporary or cyclical transformations are impossible. The closest thing to that is a damphir, and maybe a kitsune-tsuki if you really want to stretch the definition of human.

>>21169299
I'd sneak out of bed to free her so we can play. She'd be my best friend as a young bored noble family's child while they're always busy with adult stuff.

>>21169299
So, how doll pregnancy works

>>21169305
>large mice in undead kingdoms do the whole 'don a large trench coat and have two or three different mice standing on one another's shoulders to look like a single much taller person' trick in order to try to intimidate local vampire and wight nobles

>>21169313
Obviously you and her order a 'build your own daughter' kit and have sex lots of times while putting it together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bwLzGzkSFI

>>21169321
The Mysterious Ms. X!

>>21169310
>>21169299
I really like this, however I am a slave to big ass titties and big ass asses. How do I ensure my childhood friend Living Doll grows up into a voluptuous segmented joint babe?

>>21169313
The child starts as a ragdoll and grows a hardened carapace as it matures.

>>21169310
>Parents are working in the study in the next room
>”Excellent idea to get the boy that doll Margaret, he has finally stopped bothering us while we work.”
>”Reginald, I thought you bought him that doll”
>”Hmmm... Did you say something?”
>”What did you say?”
>”Oh nothing.”
>They continue working as muffled lewd moans continue in the background as the doll molests the unnoticed young master

>>21169280
Pouty jealous maids and servants are too cute.

>'Action figure' Living Doll who is a tomboyish knight errant roaming the countryside righting wrongs
>her porcelain face is slightly cracked and her doll joints need occasional oiling, since she's out in the rain and mud so often fighting all sorts of bandits, villains, and maybe a few windmills that were totally giants in disguise
I suddenly have a strong need for art of this.

>>21169335
So the Living Doll starts her pregnancy by knitting?

>>21169346
Perfect. They’ll regret not paying closer attention to their son when he becomes an incubus by age 15.
>>21169370
Oh, I love this. I bet she can come off as creepy but she’d be totally earnest. I’d tend to her worn down body when I come across her cheerily limping along the road carrying one of her dislocated arms.

>>21169370
>Reaction image
Fuck off

>>21169379
And every time she gets all her limbs knocked off, there's a bowling ball sound effect.

>>21169381
>no longer allowed to post reaction images on 4chan
Who died and made you king?

>>21169325
Love, care, and regular doses of spirit energy.

>>21169381
these threads are so dead and /jp/ moves fast enough these days that this is just a case of 'monkeys around a ladder with a banana at the top.'

>>21169401
Remember when /monster/ was a thing on /a/ and KC didn't post jack shit all for over a year? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>21169384
>Comical strike sound as she gets obliterated by a mildly irate stray Bull that knocked her aside
>”Oh dear! Such strength indeed contained within the beast! Good doctor, I fear I may require your assistance again!”
>as you bustle about collecting her limbs while the stray bull goes back to lazily grazing, you explain to her for the umpteenth time that you’re no doctor, just a toy repairman
>”Nonsense! You ARE a good doctor! I dare say, if you weren’t I’d feel quite flush letting you touch my body all over as you do, haha!”
>you gingerly pick up her lower torso connected to her generous ass, her comment making you doubly careful where to place your hands as you start repairing sockets and putting her back together again
>so focused on your work you don’t notice her give a wistful happy sigh while you’re not paying attention

>>21169401
Not him, but I just like how these threads tend to stick to on-topic images.
It's just that generic-reaction-image stuff feels, well, like /v/ shit.

>>21169387
Don't waste images on off-topic bullshit dummy

>>21169412
I'll post what I want. Report me if you don't like it, and stop replying. Every reply brings this thread closer to 404, after all. :^)

>>21168203
Infinite

Y’all got me looking at sunnysundown’s Plain Doll porn again, thanks a lot /mgt/

>>21169411
Just make more monster girl reaction images.

When was the last time one a thread hit the image cap? It doesn't seem like it happens too often.

>>21169411
That's the same dumb logic normalfags use to bitch about anime reaction images outside of /a/.

>>21169441
You're just not looking hard enough.

>>21169441
I'd rather you leave that culture elsewhere. It's not about the image limit, it's just obnoxious behavior.

>>21169450
That has more to do with how, on average, if someone is posting off of /a/ with a lot of anime reaction images they're probably also being an insufferable prick.

>>21169454
>leave 4chan culture elsewhere

>>21169463
And I'm sure you'd know a lot about being an insufferable prick, wouldn't you?

Which monster girls would be better undead than alive? besides the obvious

>>21169467
That's really the best you've got?

>>21169463
Maybe you're a prick for making that assumption on an anime website.

>>21169137
yes. I like it

>degradation of a fanbase.png
Not a lot of oldies around anymore, I bet. I should just stop coming too...

>>21169484
These threads really need to just die already. It has no point anymore.

>>21169472
I like my girls alive, really.

>>21169000
>mg using condoms

>>21169524
>t. eternally buttblasted /jp/ native
Falseflegging hasn't gotten you anywhere, why do you continue to do it?

>>21169484
Don't let the idiots ruin your fun anon, they's giving them exactly what they want.

>>21169524
These threads should be moved to /trash/

>>21168639
Whirlwind

>>21169611
You should be moved to /trash/.

>>21169581
It's so she can gloat over her friends about how much her boyfriend came

>>21169611
>doubling down after you get called out
sad.

>>21169299
>deluxe punishment case
What's that?

>>21169620
>hey girls look at how much he came inside me!
>proceeds to then swallow the contents of every condom

>>21169628
A carrying case, but better.

>>21169734
Fuck off with this trash.

Sexual healing.

>>21169848
Sexual hurting.

>>21169854
Sexual Predators

>>21168203
She's quite a bookworm, but she still starts her day with a tai chi. She is surprisingly flexible.

>>21169928
>Poor Little Human Boy
Half-dozen nerd onee-sans looming over a shota when?

>>21169928
I want to get abducted by an evil girl and used as her cuddlepump

>>21170035
ancient evils are good gir- wait..

>>21170059
Awaken my mistress!

What does your waifu's search history look like anons?

>>21170102
Things that fleshies might like

>>21170102
Lots of auctions
Art galleries
Banks
Purchasing polish in bulk

>>21170035
Ancient evils are dangerous, would you still marry one and love her forever?

>>21168639
People call her by her races common names such as "White Ox", "Mist Scholar" and such, but she has her own name too; "Bamboo Blossom Demon".

>>21170102
>microwave dinner
>what is a microwave
>microwave how to use
>how long does frozen food go in microwave
>how to fix a microwave
>how to fix a microwave fast
>how to apologize to your master

>>21170225
Why would a Kiki be using such a device anyway?

>Strong, sweaty, minotaur cuddlehugs

>>21170284
A good maid always has to try keeping up with all the new appliances and home technologies, even if only to better tut-tut and silently dissaprove of their use.

>>21170295
>Kiki gets a cellphone

big meaty claws

>>21168390
She doesn't. That's why she keeps asking for yours. Fun fact: unlike most other mammals, humans lack a baculum. Psst, don't tell your wife.

>>21170001
I bet some Tanuki got rich from that series. There's probably different kinds of monstergirls looming over that shota.

>>21170331

>>21170102
Booze
Drugs
Music
Hair Clippers

She's a simple girl at heart.

>>21170319
>tries to send one of those "selfies" she's heard so much about to her master as a pick-me-up
>always points the phone in the wrong direction and ends up taking a photo of something completely unrelated
>master gets a photo of a plate on a shelf with a flirty caption autocorrected into a jumbled mess while at work
>demon boss can only sigh and shake her head

>>21170102
>funny innocent pick up lines
>how to get bigger boobs
>fuzzy knitted clothes
>how to be goth
>pictures of cute asian girls
>why does my brother turn me on
>is it okay to like your older brother
>i want to have sex with older brother
>i saw my brother jerk off and masturbated to him is it wrong

>>21170102
>ask kuestion git anser
>how 2 get ansser
>help
>best rep teknik
>how to raep best
>best wey to shayn horns
>best wey to shayn ax
>werlds best maez timples
>how 2 no if hubbee liks raeps

>>21170417
Silly minos.

>>21170425
Silly, but dangerously rapey

>>21169594
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, faggot.

Lazy sunday

>>21170513
Dare you enter her fluffy realm?

Tell me anon, which do you dislike more, Amazon or Ocelomeh.

You must make at least one choice here or Amazonian Ocelomeh will come for you.

>>21170539
I'll take it!

>>21170531
I want to go to the big titty 2hu realm.

>>21168550
Gonna make my stern kiki maid wear a slightly shorter skirt!

>>21170541
You've just made that Nightmare super happy anon. Good on ya m8, foster lots of happy kids and lead a proper life.

What if a 5Toubun type of scenario. But with Monstergirls?

Can still have a Fuutarou who's borderline done with the five girl's shit.

Do you like your Living Dolls with natural flexibility or would you take advantage of doll joints wider movement?

>>21170665
If they're dolls they should be posable!

>>21168189
Imagine:

Monstergirl dictators and or tyrants who are the authoritarian despotic rulers of their regime. BUT...

The Monstergirl dictator(s) in question is a monstergirl species that are either the "low class" or "low tier" type of species or even the types that fill the role of servants or as cute cuddle girls. And they'd be giving such rousing speeches to their loyal masses and armies in a podium filled with lots of microphones while wearing those uniforms you see despotic dictators wear with those medals.

And such monstergirl dictator(s) have theme songs/leitmotifs that of authoritarian tyrants.

>https://youtu.be/9TYYs7zbUrM

>Visit nation with proud strong industrial and military capabilities with a respectable economy
>It is ruled by a military junta
>You see an assembly square where citizens and loyalists gather to hear a speech from the dictator who calls themselves Commander in Chief
>Expect a intimidating looking but charismatic guy or if a monstergirl, a powerful one like a dragon
>You see a Kikimora/Weresheep/petite cat girl and a rather young and attractive looking cute boi dressed in their military commanders outfits approach the podium
>You then realize she's the dictator; or Commander in Chief, of this despotic military junta and the young man is the second in command and her husband
>Despite the cutesy Monstergirl's rather childlike sounding voice and frail and small and petite appearance the citizens and loyalists proudly cheer and chant her name and praise the military regime
>Complete with fighter jets flying over and the military troops saluting to the despotic rulers
>You wonder as a journalist, would people back at home believe what you're about to write an article about visiting this newly found nation ruled by a dictatorship.

>>21170826
Stopped reading at dictators. Take your political bullshit elsewhere. I came here to beat my meat to monster girls, not read about your retarded, cringelord autism.

>>21170864
But we're talking about Tyrants who are cute Monstergirls living by MGE logic.

You're the one who quickly assumes /pol/ stuff.

>>21170826
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/65531726/#65587364
Not trying very hard to disguise where you got this from.

What makes a named Bapho interesting to you? Like is it Runya's anxiety about being magicless, Shirokuto's lolibaba teasing, Marune's down to earth attitude etc...

>>21170864
I wanna stick my finger up a holst's butthole and just leave it in there for a bit.

Pai loli sabbath is here to play.

>>21171017
Do they know the rules of Axis and Allies?

>>21171008
Momonika's childish curiosity. Also loli Manticores in her Sabbath.

>>21171058
No but they're willing to learn.
Couldn't be worse than Monopoly

>>21171081
Are any Nooks available? I actually like monopoly. Even when I’m losing I usually have a good time.

They sneak into peoples houses at night and steal their shoes. They don't even need them.

>>21171134
Your anti-yeti propaganda is getting silly.

>>21171158
You know whats really silly? Anons not seeing them for the irredeemable monsters they really are.

>>21171134
t. Ice Queen whose traveller she has her eyes on got taken away by Yetis

>>21171008
The absolute lewdness of Kuro and Bapho-sama's pure focus of spreading the love of lolis makes me like them. Although I like their Sabbaths themselves more than the Baphomets that lead them.

>>21170102
>hjoew tto type3 wiut big pAqws
>voice to text software
>wool scarves etsy
>knit scarf patterns and supplies amazon
>meat shops near me
>frozen
>winter movies
>the thing movie
>is the thing scary
>cuddling during scary movies

>>21171243
>those last three
I love it.

>>21171210
>Ice Queen sama please get off the computer, it's getting colder and your kingdom needs you
>muffled yelling about "those damn cuddly gorillas" and keys clicking coming from the Ice Queen's private office
>the temperature dropped so much that even the Yetis were huddled around fires hugging themselves to stop shaking

>be the otouto of a ditzy dark mage
>you always have to deal with the after effects of her spells when they backfire, like when her breasts wouldn't stop lactating
>you had to milk her by hand every day for two weeks straight
>or when you had to go to school with a foot long trouser snake
>your teacher kept drooling while looking at you

>>21171346
Phenomenal cosmic powers, no sense of right and wrong.

>tfw no BEEG snek gf

>>21171400
It's people like you why giantess isn't allowed here.

>21171400
Please don’t shitpost with snakes. They’re good girls that deserve it.

>>21171400
Dude, no.

Weekends are for relaxing

>>21171507
I'd stay in bed with my wife until the next weekend.

>>21171465
>they're good girls
But a snake stole all my pillows. Now what am I supposed to lay on?

On the 15th, Extinction Rebellion is going to halt all of society. Stand by for global revolution.

>>21171507
If only. So much to do and not so much as a kiki to wake you up when you collapse.

>No Hex Maniac style Dark Mage waifu
I like the idea of some creepy, socially inept girl with an amazingly stacked body.

>tfw no elf momster who loves to cosplay for you
I wonder how she'd react if I asked her to wear a wedding dress...

>>21171585
Or thicc omukade. Either is sufficiently boner-inducing.

>>21171589
I want to fuck your mother.

Dangerous MGs are best MGs, change my mind.

>>21171589
>tfw no monstergirl loli to wear sexy outfits and sets of lingerie for you

>>21171589
I'm really surprised "I Just Wanted a Normal Family Life But My Mama is a Cosplay Model!" or something like that isn't an actual series.

>>21171716
Atomic Heart Mother?

>>21171589
rest in pizzle, funk

https://i.imgur.com/eFE7bdV.png

New wife picture game in! Her trying out some new clothes while giving me a show! Artist is @MashPervert

>>21171851
Holy heck

>>21171507
>Have to troubleshoot some network issues after hours
That's what you think!

>>21171851
What a fat mice.
She's hot, that's great

>>21171879
Fat mice best mice.

>>21171851
Does your wife ever not think about sex anon?

>>21171400
This. But with a jabberwock instead.

>>21171879
>>21171859
Glad you guys like how they turned out!

>>21171883
Damn straight anon.

>>21171885
Honestly anon, sex does cloud her mind 80% of the time. The other 20% is more just a desire for romantic physical affection like cuddling and her maternal responsibilities.

>>21171918
>Honestly anon, sex does cloud her mind 80% of the time. The other 20% is more just a desire for romantic physical affection like cuddling and her maternal responsibilities.
Lewd mice best mice.

New wife commission
http://i.imgur.com/JelLGTU.jpg

>>21171507
weekends are for doing all the assignments you couldn't bother doing on the week.

>>21171851
Look at the size of those fat rat tats. Private pole dances are underrated.
>>21171930
Amazing stuff, damn.

>>21171863
>>21171958
Imagine a Wight laughing condescendingly at the people who have to work on weekends

>>21172080
I think I liked her better when she was just a zombie.

>>21172086
She only does that to make you mad enough to shut her up with your dick. Nachos do it too.

>>21171930
Looks kinda autistic to me, but not bad. Autism gazer a qt 3.14. I'd tap it

>>21172068
Shortstacks do things to me.,

>>21172236

>>21172291
Anon, that's a potato.

>>21172236
like?

>>21172291
Potatoes are great though. Truly patrician.

>>21172302
Tease me with their breasts.

>>21172291
>the mating press part

>>21170102
>Tea recipes
>Tea recipes Wonderland
>Best swimsuit hourglass
>Thong
>Fashionable thong
>Noble houses Wonderland
>Certificate order custom
>DELETE HISTORY HOW

>>21170102
>Latex fashion shows
>Bondage gear fashion shows
>Magical science experiments
>Magical science experiments with explosions
>Cute mother dogs and their puppies
>Softcore bellyrub porn

I imagine a lot of the interactions between an Ocelomeh and her husband includes her blade as a subtle intimidation tactic and display of authority like:

>Husband, we will go on our honeymoon to Zipangu
>No, we will go to the mist >Ocelomeh place her hand on her Macuahuitl, resting her weight against it
>Oh, okay. If that is what you want. >...Nevermind, Zipangu is much more interesting.
>Are you sure husband?
>Yeah...
>He close her eyes as he sees her raise her weapon, ready for a multi day rape session, only to open them and see she is just stretching, her weapon barely missing him.
>I love you husband.
>She kiss him deeply.

>>21172545
What a mess of a post.

>>21170102
>Poprer Carrng postre
>Paaw keboard
>Fertility boosting foods
>Can I have a sixpack while pregnant?

>Good mic
>Opposite Day Celebrations outside wonderland
>Total Rape release date
>'THICC' template.

>>21172416
Truly the best shit. I'd want to find things to fuck her on.

>>21172488
>Hatterfag
>>21172532
>KDF
>>21172571
>/fit/Jinko /plump/Cheshire -fag

You guys are always here huh

>>21172694
This is my home, anon.

>>21172694
Of course I am.

>>21172694
I head out for the day when things get dumb and argumentative, but otherwise I at least lurk as much as possible in my waking hours!

>>21172068
she's really cute!

>>21172716
same.

>Buy insect repellant from a certain merchant
>it attracts Vamp Mosquitoes instead

>>21170102
>Earth magic
>List of Earth mages
>Does magic exist on Earth
>What the hell is a video game
>Popular video games
>Portrayal of magic in video games
>Negative portrayal of magic in video games
>Are Earth humans scared of magic
>How to tell if your partner is secretly afraid of you
>Top ten best sex positions

>>21170102
What would a gremlins search history look like?

Would Blackhole-chan and any other cosmic phenomenon girls be considered monstergirls?

>>21172857
I dunno. Then we'd have to make MGs out of whirlpools and other natural phenomena. On the other hand, we do have plenty of object MGs already, so I suppose there's room for some leeway.

I stayed up until 4am and slept until 2pm today. I need me a small chested kiki to make me go to bed at a decent time, and not sleep in.

>>21172857
Are you going to ask this every thread?

>>21172869
True. Keeping it to minor earthbound things might be better.

>>21172875
Sorry if this was asked by another anon.

>>21170102
>What is the 'tragedy of long life'?
>Spirits for the soul
>Drugs to make your man trip out
>Antarctic cruises
>Space, Time, Relativity
>How chek pregnort?

>>21172854
>aprodisiac laced lubricant
>how to get better battery life
>muscle relaxant drugs
>how to use manticore venom
>apophis venom for sale

>>21172532
Fuck off KDF

>>21172820
I'm in Missouri so i'd instantly get bugged by one.

What species gives the best loving handjobs.

>>21173104
Mean nursing handjobs.

>>21173111
probably holst or rata

>>21173104
Nureonago. Slimes in general have an advantage since they can do whatever they want with their 'hand' to maximize pleasure, but Nure in particular would be the kindest, most loving of the slimes as she softly coos and gently brings you to finishing.

>>21172875
It was me who brought up black hole-chan last thread, not him, and I didn't saw anyone here talking about her before that

>fuck off annon attacks more random innocents
That's fair. Also post emo girl.

>>21173289
Thick loli thighs save lives.

>>21173289
>emo
is she?

>>21173289
FAT hips and thighs, gat damn

>>21173289
>posting disgusting shitpost photoshops

>>21173289
It's not fair.

>>21173306
>t. KDF

>>21173152
>Rata
Oh man don't even tease me like that. Just imagining her wrapping me in her tail...
Then, while I'm in a mofu-induced fog, she wraps her lithe fingers about my length

>>21173315
Anon, that's not me. I've been told to fuck off way too many times to start caring now.

>>21173289
The best emo

>>21173334
UUUUHNGGF

>>21173317
>Feel her chest against your back
>Tail wrapped wrapped over your front
>Whispers and coos in your ears
>Works the shaft with her hand while her tail tickles and brushes the tip
>Soon you drift off too sleep in her embrace, even as she keeps milking you
>And she does this every chance she gets

>>21173348
Aqua-Chimera!

>>21173348
>Mershark chimera with legs
Now it's impossible to escape her even on land

>>21173348
Mershark for ferocious sexual appetite!
Scylla for a fucking GREAT ass!
And Cancer for her secret caring and doting side and need to wash you clean after sex

>>21173348
Run.

>>21173348
What am I looking at?