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Thanks, Alice, but I asked for a doll.

>>21115541
She worked very hard on it! Don't be like that!

>>21115497
alice should start a sexdolls business!

>>21115580
Imagine the line at Eientei of people holding their crotch in pain.
"Eirin-sensei, do you have anything for explosive damage to dick?"

Wow, thank you Miss Alice! I've got something for you too, want to see?

>>21115541
S-sorry, anon. I w-will get your doll t-tomorrow.

>>21115497
Yappari Alice ga tsukuru browny ha umai na, kize ga shittori shiteite, soredeite betatsukanai

But Valentine was 2 months ago.

>>21115661
I-it's a token of my l-love for you. P-please accept it.

You don't have to bribe me, I won't tell anyone that you wet the bed again.

>>21115497
Alice has an asshole, so I don't want to eat anything she touched.

I heard Alice leaks poop

>>21115644
BAN HOUTEN

I hate Alice. She brought me knowledge on hentai when I was an innocent little kid.

>>21115631
Go cry to your mom, you big crybaby, dumb girl that can't get anything right!

>>21115497
Thank you Alice. I really appreciate your friendship.

>>21115695
I don't know, Alice. You seem like a really nice girl, but one day I saw your search history and I'm not sure I want to date someone with "uncommon" tastes like yours.

>>21116531
What did you see, anon?

>>21115497
I got you something too! Doesn't it look nice?

>>21115746
Blackmailing Alice into become your girlfriend for her bedwetting problem! Being nice and attentive towards her and buying her lots of presents and never forgetting an anniversary!

>>21116562
Harasaki.

>>21115631
Well, I'll play with Shanghai then.

Fuck off Alice nobody likes you *hits you with the shovel*

>>21116686
Sleeping in the same bed as Alice to show that her bedwetting problem won't get in the way of your love for her!
Putting a blanket over Alice when she falls asleep from working on her dolls the whole day!

>>21116799
But what if you wake up covered in her pee?

I'd fuck her.

>>21117159
Try and comfort her, shaming her would only increase her stress level and thus make her wet the bed more often

Alice wets her bed?
How old is she again?

>>21115497
Valentine's Day was nearly two months ago, baka.

>>21117280
It's not her fault she has a very weak bladder!

>>21117240
You really should make her wear diapers for that condition of hers. She's clearly not ready for grown up underwear.

>>21116758
ALISE?! What are you doing?

>>21116758
Alice? What are you doing?

>>21120558
Ohhh...

>>21120388
How would Alice go about getting some in the first place? It's easier said than done. What if someone walking by and hears Alice ask Eirin for some diapers? What if Aya swoops by and takes a picture of Alice being handed over a package of them? What if Marisa is in another room and overhears your conversation? There are too many risks involved!

>>21121007
As her boyfriend, it is your duty to protect her self-esteem and guarantee that none of those things happen. In the worst case scenario, you'll have to go ask Eirin for some and lie that they're for you and risk your own reputation just to make Alice feel less bad about herself.

>>21121061
But will Alice be willing to wear them in the first place? Does that mean I'd have to force her to wear them and check if she actually put them on before bed, or is she the kind that would want her boyfriend to put her in diapers instead of doing it herself?

>>21121150
>is she the kind that would want her boyfriend to put her in diapers instead of doing it herself?
You know what, considering how psychologically troubled she is, that might be the way to go. It'll probably make her feel safe and secure by reminding her of the times when she was a kid living in Makai and her mom taking care of here.

>>21121187
But surely if she begins associating them with the times when she was a kid and Shinki taking care of her, doesn't that mean she'll become far more comfortable with wetting herself, when we want to achieve the opposite?

>>21121293
She's a lost cause. If her bladder is as weak as it is at her age, she'll never grow out of them in the first place. Might as well try to make her feel more comfortable in using them.

>>21121304
I don't think Alice would appreciate wearing them 24/7 instead of just whenever she's going to bed. How will Alice even remotely build up the courage to go outside knowing she's wearing something so embarrassing?

>>21121427
She'll just have to deal with it. It's not like she's the only one in Gensokyo who wears them. Remi and Flan wet their beds too and Koishi wears them 24/7.

>>21115615
>Imagine the line at Eientei of people holding their crotch in pain.
>"Eirin-sensei, do you have anything for explosive damage to dick?"

Just looking at Eirin would only make that condition worse.

>>21121634
She has methods to help relieve men of their sexual urges. In fact, she can cure them of those permanently.

>>21120575
Post the rest.

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>>21115497
Holy shit you're some weird ass people

>>21120558
I'm moon illiterate. Is this Alice cosplaying Shanghai, or something stranger?

>>21122831
Well, I guess, you need just learn Japanese...
Or at least use reverse image search.
No one will spoon-feed you here.

>>21115497
What a creep, who the fuck are you

>>21115497
I don't want your trash

>>21115497
Let me bring my shovel.

>>21115497

I love you too Alice!
Let's get married right away!
YAHOOOO!

Alice is smart!
SMART!

>>21115497
What the fuck, that is not a perfect model of your pussy 1:1, try again you stupid bitch *burns down your house*. Sigh, this is why you can't trust a woman with anything these days.

Please do not bully Alice, every time she tries to make friends she gets made fun of. She just wants to talk to someone and maybe eat some desserts.

>>21129996
Her mom will always love her.

>>21129996
>every time she tries to make friends she gets made fun of
I can relate to that.

>>21130016
Alice loves her mom, too, but she also wants to have friends in Gensokyo too. Alice wants to make dolls of her friends so she could use them as gifts and surprise her friends. Instead everyone thinks she's a creep who uses them for her own pleasure.

>>21130395
I want to be her friend and cherish her gifts forever. I don't care if she wets her bed or plays with dolls at her age. I just want her to be happy.

>>21130565
How will you earn her trust? She's been mocked and ignored for so long that she thinks everyone has an ulterior motive for hanging out with her or they're simply tolerating her presence instead of appreciating it. How will you convince her you genuinely want to be her friend instead of just building up a rapport with her so you could just prank her later?

Take off your boots, Alice.

>>21115541
You're her doll

>>21116488
based fuck anime girls

>>21131028
Alice’s musky boots giving off a strong scent!

>>21117280
She shitsherself too.

Alice did you pee and leak poo again!?
You are gross!

>>21121651
PROTECT MAH BALLS!

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>>21135471
P-please stop shitposting, /jp/. You know how h-hard I'm working on my i-issues...

>>21135718
And how have you addressed your issues as of currently?

>>21135718
It's ok Alice. You're not the only one with bathroom problems.

Bed wetting little girls are SO Cute!

>>21135896
Yeah, too bad Alice is in her 20s, so it's creepy and gross instead of cute.

>>21135994
She needs some forbidden templates to go back to being a little girl.

>>21136162
I think Eirin could help her with that

>>21136231
She really should. It's a lot more embarrassing to wet yourself as an adult rather than a child.

>>21136256
And Shinki will get to reuse all those diapers she kept after Alice grew out of them

>>21136279
Everybody wins!

She's so sexy, my goodness. Every single pic of her in this thread has my blood pumping through every (EVERY) organ in my body like a war drum. I wish all other touhou lewds were erased and replaced with ones of her. I'll never forgive anyone who makes fun of her. Her body is a miracle and her smile is a gift. She's cute, beautiful, lovely, pretty, sweet, amazing in every way! I love her so much, that's my devotion to Shanghai!

>>21136162
Yes, then I can have the pleasure of molesting her.

>>21137170

I ordered oyakodon though.

Alice is sick and she has no friends to take care of her. Will you help her?

>>21137251
Of course!
She would't mind if I brought my girlfriend with me, right?

>>21137251
Mama's here, Alice

>>21115497
Thank you Alice, I should give something as well..!

>>21135718
Then use a fucking diaper please your house smells like excrement

>>21135749
Hot, did she fart or she actually sharted?

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>>21137544
How irresponsible of mama Shinki, Alice is already sick and she takes her daughter out of her warm bed to breastfeed her. She might catch an even worse cold than she already has! She should've just breastfed her while she was happily tucked in bed

>>21135718
Shitpost more

Dumb piddle pants Alice

>>21140521
No bulli

>>21140521
Is that shit or pee?
Dumb Youkai anyway

>>21142331
No bulli!

>>21142372
I feel like PC-98 Alice is cute and nice but windows era Alice is a cringy smelly awkward nerd.

>>21142331
How would poop get in front of her dress?

>>21142380
That's what happens when you get old with the 'tism

>>21115497
O-oh, um thank you! Here's a headpat I guess! *soft, loving headpat*

Why did Alice have to get cursed with the worst fanon of all Touhou? Can't you guys just draw pictures of her with Rozen Maiden characters or something?
Holy shit

>>21130987
hug her and don't stop hugging her and listen to everything she says

Just try and bully her now.

>>21137544
I wish that were me

Alice Margatroid? Yeah, I know her. She invited me to a sleepover one time, and then when I got there all the couches and chairs were gone, leaving only the one bed she sleeps in for us to use. She told me she "lent them out to the community", and that she just "forgot" they'd be gone today. We got in bed together at the end of a very awkward night, and she kept trying to get closer to me gradually, pretending like she was yawning or shifting to get more comfortable in what I can only assume was an attempt to hide what she was doing. I kept moving away until I was forced to the edge of the bed.
Eventually I managed to fall asleep, and when I woke up I was soaking wet in that creep's PISS. It was even worse closer to her, but she just let so much out that it seeped over and got me too. It didn't help that she moved even closer to me after I was asleep. It was the worst sleepover of my life, I went home while she was still sleeping and I've ignored every attempt of hers to contact me since then. If Alice Margatroid ever invites you to her house, even if she tries to tell you it's just for tea, DO NOT GO.

Is it true that Alice has a scent fetish?

I saw Alice at a grocery store in the village yesterday. She told me how cool it was to meet a real 3D human, but she didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me to come over for tea or anything.
I said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
She was taken aback, and all she could say was “H-Huh?” and she kept confusedly blurting out “huh? huh? huh?” while I was closing my hand shut in front of her face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her start sniffling as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tampons and a case of diapers in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she was too busy crying and going over the events in her head to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tampons and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around to look for me, before quickly turning back around and casting her eyes to the floor once our eyes met. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tampon and the diaper case and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept accidentally interrupting her by failing to contain her really loud sniffles and crying noises.

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>>21145257
What the fuck is wrong with this creep?

Do you think Alice reads threads about her, even when they're just making fun if her?

>>21145281
She starts them herself. Each time hoping maybe they'll be nice to her, but no one can help bullying such a freak.

>>21143835
I feel you anon i'm a Sanaefag since 2008, the slut thing will never go.
Same with Alice being a creep in fanon i guess.

>>21142547
Maybe because she's fucking retarded and tried to change her clothes but bad news! all of her clothes are full of poo.

Alice is a very sad person, and while it's easy to be sympathetic towards her when you first meet her, she will quickly burn away any good will you have towards her. It's clear that while she is a very unfortunate person, she also makes no attempt to better herself or to even just recognize the problems with her behavior. Even if you've been nothing but kind and understanding towards her, she'll still try to sniff your armpits, ask if you want to see her diaper collection, reach out and touch your face and manipulate it in odd ways, completely oblivious to how strange that is and with no consideration of your feelings. Only when you try to explain to her that what she does isn't quite socially appropriate, even in the softest and gentlest of terms does she react. She'll just start sobbing like a child, inconsolable until she can either escape the situation or until you can convince her that you didn't really mean it and that you don't hate her or think she's weird. She, consciously or not, realizes that sobbing is a quick and easy way to extract sympathy towards people and restore some good will, and begins doing it automatically whenever she is confronted. She is stuck in a cycle of being weird and sad, finding someone who feels bad for her, latching onto them and draining them emotionally, and then escaping responsibility and the need to improve when that person tries to help her out of this mess she's made of herself. This is the problem with Alice Margatroid.

>>21145310
But why?

>>21145325
True, she's in her safespac and she doesn't want to do something to change! Instead she cry and stuff.
The first step for her :Take a fucking shower and don't show to anyone your diaper collection Alice, you shouldn't have one btw.

I heard that Alice kisses cows and pigs on the mouth. Don't the ranchers get angry?

>>21144921
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>>21145325
W-why are you lying about me, a-anon? I w-would never do such things. I have d-done nothing but shower you with l-l-love.

>>21145325
I'd be willing to see Alice's diaper collection, but only to be nice and make her feel less insecure about her condition

>>21145468
I'd be willing to go as far as agree to try some on after she asks, only to realize I've been had when I'm wearing nothing but a diaper and Shinki walks in to the room with that "ara ara~" look on her face.

I understand it now.
Alice is not a creepy pervert. Her fans are.

>>21146141
Fantastic and redpilled

>>21115497
Thank you, this really means a lot, but you do know that as a human my lifespan is very limited, so helping each other study magic is probably the first thing we should do together.

>>21146141
this applies to literally every single trait given by fans to each 2hu

>>21146286
But it's specially bad for Alice, since they bully her for being a loser when they are the real losers.
Alice is cute and does not deserve this kind of treatment.

>>21146348
Alice, Sanae, and I want to say Clownpiece get it the worst nowadays.

>>21140596
>>21142372
neck yourself

>>21146366
No bulli!!!!!!

>>21130057
Unless you're a cute girl noone gives a fuck.

Thanks but it smells really bad or it's just you?
Also what is that brown liquid leaking from your back?

>>21146363
Clownpiece is a fairy, so it's to be expected.

I made fun of Alice for wetting the bed last night, and while I was asleep I accidentally wet the bed for the first time in like six years. I'd like to formally apologize to Alice Margatroid for making fun of her bedwetting problem.

>>21148766
It's too late now. Time to buy diapers.

>>21148913
Im not gonna wear those, it was a freak accident or karmic punishment or something. I just wanted to say I'm sorry and move on.

>>21148927
Those who bully the Alice pay the price. It's diapers for you now.

>>21149144
this

>>21149144
But they're so gross and embarrassing on a boy, at least Alice is a girl so it's not as bad. Isn't there anything else I could do to repay Alice?

>>21148766
>six years
So you're 14?
Because you REALLY shouldn't be wetting your bed at any age above 8.

>>21149350
Become her friend and be nice to her everyday.

>>21149486
I mean, this is /jp/, and on a larger scale 4chan, we're talking about, probably weird results for anything. I think I last wet the bed in highschool, although it could have been sweat, I stopped doing it semi regularly when I was like, 10

>>21149486
I'm 21 years old. I remember it happening years ago again in a weird freak accident.

>>21149581
I can do that.

>>21117208
i think we all would, anon

>>21144746
getting some mild drakengard vibes for some reason...

Dear lawd please return and kill all the pissfags/diaperfags in their sleep.

Hear my prayer.

>>21150009
No God would kill someone as beautiful and cute as Alice.

>>21150009
That would kill Alice.

>>21150192
>>21150960

Start with these two. I thank you Raptor Jesus and Tacgnol.

>>21149350
Actually that's more embarring in a girl in fact she has an anus and she shits from it.
Alices knows that i know that she shitsherself and needs diapers,pathetic!

Even Alice doesn't deserve bullying as bad as this thread has gotten.

>>21151174
What does she deserve then? Huh?!

>>21151186
A diaper

>>21115497
What a creep, go away that's probably made with your excrements!

>>21148766
What a loser. He still wets the bed.

>>21151186
Love, gentle hugs and headpats.

One of her dolls told me that she keeps her baby teeth in a jar and she takes them out and looks at them at night sometimes.

Have you read your SICP today?

>>21153107
Those poors dolls one of them tolds me that Alice forces them to use diapers too.

>>21153224
Imagine if Medi-chan came to visit her.
Do you think she'd put her into a diaper too?

Forcing Alice to down a bottle of laxative tabs

I want Alice to invite me to her house regularly and slowly try to convince me to wear diapers too.

>>21153224
Where would Alice even get so many diapers of that size?

>>21158705
She tailors them herself

>>21158465
Deeply concerning. Agree to her and eventually you find yourself in Makai sleeping in a crib and being babied by Shinki and Alice's sisters.

>>21138509
Wanna press your face between her buttcheeks and find out for yourself?

>>21153076
Yeah, unlike us real chads who shit the bed instead.

>>21161221
Maybe that wouldn't be so bad...it would be scary jumping into that though. I'd like to be slowly corrupted into at least sort of liking them by Alice. She'd teach me all about it and I could come over to her house for playdates and stuff.

>>21162251
Jumping head first into that would have it's perks too. It would be scary which means you'd get to be comforted by Shinki.

>>21162366
I wanna be comforted by Shinki...do you think she would be nice to me? Would Alice be there too?

>>21162121
She actually shitsherself too.

>>21162251
What would the playdates involve?

>>21163352
Shinki is the nicest there is. She'd adopt you, but you'd end up as her youngest child and Alice would become your Onee-chan instead of just friend.

of all the things to bully alice about, allegedly wetting the bed is pretty dumb

>>21165006
She is? I guess it wouldn't be so bad then...I think I'd prefer being the youngest child anyway. Do you think Alice would be a good onee-chan too? I think of her like that sometimes, but not with all of this kind of stuff attached. That kind of life doesn't sound bad though, I think...

>>21164699
I don't know! All kinds of stuff...maybe sometimes we'd just hang out and drink tea and talk, and maybe sometimes we'd wear diapers together and she'd teach me how to explore all the weird feelings I'd get from it. It would feel strange and embarrassing, but as long as Alice is there to teach me, it'll be okay.

>>21161221
What if Alice and the others bully me?

>>21171422
Shinki will not tolerate acts of bullying the youngest in her household, they can expect a painful spanking and forced to apologize in front of your face

>>21170314
Alice would be great. She'd take time to play with you with her dolls and made sure that you have plenty of them for yourself too. She would also try to make you feel better about having to wear diapers since she knows that it can be embarrasing at times. Yuki and Mai would be good onee-chans too. They would play with you and they'd be generally nice and attentive towards you, but might tease you for being small and wearing diapers. Sara would be the genki type of onee-chan, always up to some sort of physical activity, while Luize would be more of a calm type, preferring things like reading to you or just relaxing and watching a film. Yumeko would be more professional and distant at first, but she'd warm up eventually. She'd also make sure that none of the other sisters teased you too much. Elis would love to tease you to the point of almost making you cry, but she would try to avoid going too far. She'd care for you too. Sariel would be a lot like Shinki, since she's quite mature and would be the go to babysitter in case mom has to go on a business trip or something.

>daiperfags

Such a pathetic creature.

>>21172000
Who are you quoting?

>>21172611
Imagine how ultra aroused she was putting her hands in Marisa's shoes.

>>21172611
..... cute

>>21174127
Where did she find a pair anyways?

Why /jp/ smells like piss and poo- oh it's just Alice.

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>>21140596
Back when Alice was human instead of a big haunted doll.

>>21131028
I-I took them off n-now...

>>21184300
Great, now let's make dolls together! I just wanted to sneak glances at your cute bare feet, and maybe stare until you hide them!

>>21184409
You’re not helping her condition.

Alice is not disgusting. Stop saying bad things about her.

>>21189419
Alice is a terrible person and would say things just as bad if she had any confidence.

>>21189434
Until that happens, I will continue to hug, cuddle, and comfort Alice Margatroid so that if she does do this, she will be guilt tripped to her grave.
"Anon was so nice to Alice... Why would she do this?"
"Alice told off her only friend. Smart move, now she'll be alone for another couple years."
"Poor Anon. Struggling to be nice to a girl with no friends and obsessed with dolls, only for her to become boastful and mean because she had someone be nice and spend time with her for once. I guess this is why Alice is alone all the time. Nobody wants to be her friend."