What should Youmu do?

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What should Youmu do? Anonymous Mon Apr 8 21:52:10 2019 No.21138206 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 21:58:35 2019 No.21138231 File: 310 KB, 507x338, Screenshot_184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21138206 DO THE MARIO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 22:22:22 2019 No.21138314 >>21138206 Beat up that monster, rape him and take his stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 22:42:31 2019 No.21138385 meido delete this fucking thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 23:28:58 2019 No.21138602 >>21138206 Wish they didn't make Youmu a titty monster in this one...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 04:37:12 2019 No.21139505 >>21138602 I feel, like at most make it like C cup

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 04:58:56 2019 No.21139546 >>21138206 Why does this one gets translated and that Mario RPG one doesn't. I just want my Hecamama, damn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 09:12:49 2019 No.21140335 File: 377 KB, 1000x1131, __saigyouji_yuyuko_touhou_drawn_by_mappe_778exceed__b72154f8d7db5e6665235750cadccdc3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21138602 How rude! Yuyuko paid a lot of money to get Youmu that boobjob she always wanted!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 10:15:08 2019 No.21140638 >>21138231 SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 10:48:59 2019 No.21140811 >>21138602 All 2hus need to become titty monsters. It is the dream of all right-thinking individuals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 11:36:44 2019 No.21141021 File: 138 KB, 518x612, 1549676500083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21140638 COME ON ITS TIME TO GO

Anonymous Tue Apr 9 11:39:12 2019 No.21141029

>>21138206
Star in a better fucking game, because while the animations and gameplay are generally pretty good, the level design and the sheer fucking volume of wandering around looking for collectables is ridiculous.

Oh, and lest we forget, INCLUDE A FUCKING GALLERY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 17:29:28 2019 No.21142570 >>21138206 Wait. Did that game get a translation? Link? Thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 19:11:28 2019 No.21143062 >>21142570 https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2019/01/youmu-konpaku-and-dungeon-of-lewd-creatures-english-version-launches-on-dlsite/76078/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 19:22:05 2019 No.21143113 >>21139546 What Mario RPG?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 19:23:46 2019 No.21143125 >>21143062 Oh nevermind. I thought that was another game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 21:50:22 2019 No.21143650 >>21138206 God I wish this game had a gallery mode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 21:57:57 2019 No.21143672 >>21139546 Because the creator paid for it to get translated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 22:09:09 2019 No.21143709 >>21138602 If there was a smol option I'd buy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 23:13:17 2019 No.21143966 File: 253 KB, 600x632, 1546038698779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck does pregnancy even do in this game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 23:25:03 2019 No.21144014 Super Touhou RPG needs a fucking translation

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 23:30:02 2019 No.21144046 File: 9 KB, 212x203, 1554867002919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21143966 what the fuck is even this game

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 23:45:31 2019 No.21144116 >>21143113 >>/jp/thread/17915154 Where almost everyone is a titty monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 00:00:29 2019 No.21144192 File: 118 KB, 404x404, 1516909360422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21138206 wat game?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 00:33:18 2019 No.21144327 >>21143966 >pregnancy The fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 00:35:45 2019 No.21144341 >>21143966 That's an option?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 01:06:52 2019 No.21144486 >>21144116 >something something english when >In a year or 2 probably And it's six-seven months to a full two years. Sigh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 04:17:30 2019 No.21145136 >>21144192 Youmu Konpaku & Dungeon of Lewd Creatures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 04:23:46 2019 No.21145150 File: 1.22 MB, 1218x1543, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_hater_hatater__5c2ad1addb171d825735e5eeb20052b5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21138206 Sell body obviously. How else is she going to pay for Yuyuko's dinner?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 04:34:47 2019 No.21145178 >>21145150 I don't understand. She's upset because she's getting too much money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 04:36:29 2019 No.21145181 File: 284 KB, 741x1035, youmu no!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21145150 That's not okay! That's not okay at all! How could you post such a terrible thing!? Apologize to Youmu right now!

Anonymous Wed Apr 10 04:40:02 2019 No.21145189
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>>21145178
She has no change and her customer won't give her more. So either she won't get paid. Or she needs to get a change somehow. Both are problematic.

>>21145181
Tell that to Yuyuko. It is her gluttony which forced her to sell her body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 05:20:13 2019 No.21145269 File: 1005 KB, 1053x1158, 8c30c0d3c5b824b142a7993fb3e2e566.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21145189 Youmu is an easy girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 05:23:29 2019 No.21145277 >>21138602 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 16:27:02 2019 No.21148199 >>21145269 impossible, youmu is the purest of the pures

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 17:02:27 2019 No.21148368 How chuuni can Youmu get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 18:07:42 2019 No.21148728 >>21141021 EAT YOUR ARMS AND THEN AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 18:50:47 2019 No.21148939 The engine is kinda glitchy, you can grab a spring at jump from it at the same time. And there are hidden coins above the ceiling for some weird reason

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 19:45:50 2019 No.21149147 >>21148939 >The engine is kinda glitchy, you can grab a spring at jump from it at the same time From what I've read, that's intentional and some of the secrets rely on doing this.

Anonymous Wed Apr 10 22:57:59 2019 No.21150134

>>21149147
that'd make sense I guess. Found a white coin somewhere in the tree stage that seems impossible to reach unless you grab a spring and glitch it all the way up there, also skipped getting the golden key in the same stage by getting all the way up using a spring.

A weird design choice but funny nonetheless

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 23:03:13 2019 No.21150157 >>21148199 Precisely. Just tell her "you owe me so now you have to work for me" and she'll do it. That's how Rinnosuke did it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 00:26:47 2019 No.21150565 File: 150 KB, 1280x720, Rape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21148199 If sex is needed to fullfill her duties, she would do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 01:38:19 2019 No.21150939 File: 1.18 MB, 1449x1512, 653f2f18f222d07d12a95dfcbdd0d6d7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21150157 And over time, she learns it is easier to just sell her body than work.

Anonymous Thu Apr 11 18:33:38 2019 No.21155323
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>>21150939
That would be true if Youmu Konpaku was a lazy fuck, which she is not.
Youmu Konpaku of Touhou Project, debuting in seventh installment, Perfect Cherry Blossom, as a stage 5 boss while serving under Yuyuko Saigyouji in canon, is not a laze that sells herself for an easy way out of hard, honest work that will benefit her greatly in the future.
Pic Related is closer to the real, non whorish tiddy monster, Youmu. Disregarding her nature, a happy, honest, hard working Youmu is a good Youmu. A sells herself slut is not Youmu.

Yuyuko eats a lot but she is not a glutton. She is not a gluttonous food junkie that eats cubic tons of food daily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 18:35:27 2019 No.21155329 >>21150157 Gay people tell lies to sound straight. You are a fool but also a dumbass to believe a faggot like him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 18:40:10 2019 No.21155344 >>21155323 Miss Konpaku, you're a slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 18:49:29 2019 No.21155381 >>21138206 Is this even a thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 18:53:35 2019 No.21155391 >>21145150 that's why when you work as a whore you need a pimp tose niggas always have change

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 18:53:56 2019 No.21155396 >>21145189 >Or she needs to get a change somehow. Not a big problem at all. Go to near shop change it for him or even breeding for money in bar as usual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:05:44 2019 No.21155700 >>21155329 It actually happened tho. https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Curiosities_of_Lotus_Asia/Chapter_13

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 23:19:18 2019 No.21156354 After playing a little more I can tell the glitch regarding springs is 100% a mechanic of the game. Lots of places where you can't get unless you do it and many of them have items like life upgrades or white coins

Anonymous Fri Apr 12 00:31:56 2019 No.21156663

>>21155396
What makes you think there are such a things in a shack far away from human village?

>>21155323
>Yuyuko eats a lot but she is not a glutton.
lolno.
> gluttonous food junkie that eats cubic tons of food daily
But that is exactly what she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 06:07:22 2019 No.21157697 >>21138206 >Sell body For how much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 06:09:14 2019 No.21157706 >>21150939 Look at that face. Easy my ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 06:22:49 2019 No.21157759 >>21155323 Thank you for showing the beautiful true nature of Youmu Konpaku, my best friend and wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 08:09:16 2019 No.21158219 I wish I was a girl so I could sell my body without having to work

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 08:23:14 2019 No.21158282 >>21158219 You'd have to be attractive tho... Nobody would pay to fuck a fat fujo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 08:38:56 2019 No.21158354 >>21158282 someone didn't see tinder experiments profiles of literal 1/10s still getting tons of thirsty guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 08:41:32 2019 No.21158370 >>21158354 I said pay to fuck, dude. I'm sure any deformed retard can get some scum to fuck her for free.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 09:40:10 2019 No.21158656 File: 456 KB, 595x842, 妖夢.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21156663 Where's bordel there's bar. It's rule number one.

Anonymous Fri Apr 12 09:45:00 2019 No.21158681
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>>21155323
I want to buy sex from the pure, hard working flatty Youmu who Yuyuko ordered to prostitute herself for dinner money!

She hates every moment of it but does her best to please me none the less!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 09:46:43 2019 No.21158690 >>21158681 I'm sure there is doujin like that..

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 09:49:29 2019 No.21158704 >>21158690 There's at least one doujin where she's whoring for foodstuffs, but she's a lustful slut in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 09:54:13 2019 No.21158733 I want to pay Youmu for sex and see her solemnly accept the fact that she's going to have sex with a big gross fat human, only to be forced to eat a bowl of eggs instead with no sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 10:01:04 2019 No.21158762 File: 292 KB, 915x1280, youmu cbt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to pay Youmu for the famous footjob and castration combo that involves her stomping my dick with her mary janes until I cum and then cutting my dick off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 10:02:45 2019 No.21158775 >>21158762 Her shoes and socks are so cute and sexy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 10:06:01 2019 No.21158798 >>21158775 I'd honestly be fine with paying to masturbate with her dirty sock before it goes in the laudry and her watching me with a disgusted face from the bath...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 10:06:59 2019 No.21158804 File: 586 KB, 1280x1848, 008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 10:14:58 2019 No.21158856 >>21158798 I'd feel pretty ashamed of her seeing me do it, but I would really like to have a pair of her used socks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 10:17:19 2019 No.21158873 >>21158856 The shame of her watching me makes it better for me. I'm not sure if it'd be better if she insulted me and my dick all the while or if she'd just act like I'm so far below her that I don't even warrant being spoken to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 23:57:15 2019 No.21162686 File: 179 KB, 810x1080, 33910501_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu's unimpressive body and awkward techniques make her a more sophisticated choice for paid sex than the usual suspects like Reimu and Jo'on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 23:59:28 2019 No.21162693 File: 89 KB, 369x300, Youmu slice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yooooooom

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 00:04:37 2019 No.21162715 >>21162693 I want the You to mu my dick like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 00:26:41 2019 No.21162787 Do you self-insert as the girl in these kinds of games? I know I do

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 00:30:34 2019 No.21162798 >>21162787 I can fantasize about being both the customer and the girl, but usually I insert as the customer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 15:56:33 2019 No.21166575 >>21138206 wat gaem

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 10:41:01 2019 No.21171397 >>21162787 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 15:18:21 2019 No.21172791 >>21145150 Hatater's engrish is so adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 15:20:40 2019 No.21172805 >>21157759 >wife >friend I bet you don't even fuck her lmao. Watch me do it and learn how to be a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 15:34:06 2019 No.21172876 >>21172805 Somebody's about that exhibitionism

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 12:06:52 2019 No.21176915 >>21166575 Read the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 08:23:52 2019 No.21180956 What are Youmu's prices for services?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 01:41:12 2019 No.21184794 File: 323 KB, 512x384, 1555478248198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21180956 They just went up a fucking lot. This slut's got ZUN by the balls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 07:57:17 2019 No.21186247 >>21184794 Holy fuck, that's expensive

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 08:17:52 2019 No.21186304 This slut confirmed for selling her body for a spot in 2hu 17

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:02:39 2019 No.21186476 >>21186304 fuck off sanae

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:37:20 2019 No.21186876 >>21186476 deal with it, slutmu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:57:35 2019 No.21186978 >>21184794 Yuyuko would be proud, and Youki would be pissed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:05:12 2019 No.21187026 >>21186304 Don't forget Touhou Popularity Poll 15th (2019)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:28:34 2019 No.21187116 >>21186876 cry so hard slutnae hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:33:09 2019 No.21187133 >>21138206 get her tight pussy filled with hot monster cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:38:11 2019 No.21187157 >>21187116 try harder slutmu hoho

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:42:08 2019 No.21187178 >>21138206 TORRENT WHERE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 16:48:35 2019 No.21188799 >>21155323 By any human metric she would be, but since Yuyuko's physical body is kind of dead, she never gains any weight. Let it be reminded that she ate a man-sized night sparrow in one sitting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 17:06:38 2019 No.21188906 >>21188799 Actually, it was a little girl sized night sparrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:48:17 2019 No.21189345 File: 46 KB, 768x560, 156838-hotel-mario-cd-i-screenshot-introduction-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21138231 Luigi, LOOK.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 13:31:04 2019 No.21193783 >>21188906 Still

Anonymous Thu Apr 18 17:22:02 2019 No.21194728
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If this is the current prosti2hu thread, I might as well post this Reimu hooker animation here as well:

https://mega.nz/#!oBZ3AaIb!irnQOrHZDZXacBVroDxM4HxElh3Ap6u4FydZF8far9E

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:22:13 2019 No.21194982 File: 222 KB, 678x623, 1539651848303.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21194728 >04 seconds

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:41:24 2019 No.21195064 >>21194728 Derek? pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 03:31:45 2019 No.21196693 >>21194982 Still took the guy 3 months I tell you huwat

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