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Lolis with Big Tits.

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>> No.21099207

Be bullied by the shorties!

>> No.21099209

Maids are olev

>> No.21099210
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Nee-sans with big tits!

>> No.21099211
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>when someone awesome draws your wifes tundra design thoughts
TY

>> No.21099219
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Should prostitute MG be a thing Yes or Not? i just want a discussion,not a sperg flamewar

>> No.21099226
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>>21099201
>Bapho-sama would like to personally have a word with her.

>> No.21099231

>>21099219
I want to buy the services of a prostitute succubus multiple times, never lewding her but taking her out on exquisite dates and getting to know her.

>> No.21099229

>>21099219
Yes but it's to get a husband. Pretty much a way of getting an unsuspecting man.

>> No.21099237

>>21099229
dont MG that simply want to bounce between one night stands a thing?

>>21099231
anon thats too expensive

>> No.21099239
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>>21099219
KC has said that yes they exist, but it is very very rare they have more than one customer. Usually they get married to the first man.

>>21099226
Marune will protect me.

>> No.21099242

>>21099201
I'm really sorry anons, but I really don't like oppai loli/shortstacks. Nothing against you personally, but I hate it.

>> No.21099246

>>21099237
Non exist that want to, but their exist some species that do it to find a worthy male (ie:Baphos)

>> No.21099257

>>21099242
I like my MG tall,dont care if busty or flat i just want em tall

i get put off by short MG unless they are vamp mosquitoes just because they look so bullyable

>> No.21099261

Still taking story requests! Posting in new thread without as much shitposting.
(Already have Wight and Parasite slime requests)

>> No.21099265

>>21099219
I'm okay with it whatever form it takes.

>> No.21099268

>>21099261
maybe one for busty lich anon? I am sure he would like one.

>> No.21099270

>>21099261
Do bunnyips stories exist?

>> No.21099279
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>>21099261
Harpy that's been skipping wing day at the gym and can't lift her beloved hubby

>> No.21099297
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>>21099219
They've been discussed before.

>> No.21099310

>>21099201
Helping the imotou when her chest keeps knocking things over!

>> No.21099325
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>>21099310
>Helping the imotou when her chest keeps knocking things over!
Cute! I want to also message them when she complains about how full they feel.

>> No.21099327

>>21099325
Wouldnt that make it feel worse?

>> No.21099330

>>21099239
>Prostitution in mge is basically a speed dating service
That's really interesting, actually. I might write something about a brothel owner who sets up desperate girls who have turned to prostitution, thinking it is the only way they'll ever receive affection with their would-be husbands.

>> No.21099347

>>21099330
Maybe have it be in Zipangu where they...encourage naive tourists to come in.

>> No.21099352

>>21099270
havent been able to find one

>> No.21099357
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>>21099327
Not at all. Messaging and fondling them will cause them to lactate and lessen the pressure. Plus she loves feeling her Onii-sans hands on her breast, but it would be to lewd to say that.

>>21099330
I could see that. "Brothel" owned by a Kejourou that monsterizes the desperate women who come to her and sets them up with the visiting men.

>> No.21099362

>>21099325
Exactly!
And helping her with homework!

And helping her and her friends with a group project for that...what's it called....Bounteous Girls Club?
Bounciest Gal Club?

>> No.21099376
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What are some ways to gently bully shortstacks?

>> No.21099389
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>>21099376
Walk up behind one and get a boner so it pokes the back of her head.

>> No.21099394

>>21099376
Ask them to get something off the top shelf.

>> No.21099403

>>21099389
Then what? what is proper course of action after that?

>> No.21099413
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>>21099403
Walk away when she turns around to complain to you. She will stubbornly follow you so she can bitch at you. Thats when you go somewhere private and give her what she really wants.

>> No.21099415

>>21099201
>>21099210
Both at once! Both, both!

>> No.21099418

>>21099413
Thats alot of insight! i thank you very much anon for this piece of flirting information

i shall put this into practice

>> No.21099425

Wikifag here, the Gelbooru and danbooru search is at about the 35% mark. 16 new images have showed up until now. I should be able to finish it in a week or two.

>> No.21099431

>>21099357
>oppai loli imouto has such humongous breasts they lactate at even the slightest stimulation
>she just giggles and tells nii-chan that it feels real good
>asks if he wants to drink some as innocent as ever

>> No.21099433
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Guys, how do you bully monsters girls that are bigger than you?

>> No.21099436

>>21099433
Attack the weakpoints,lick her belly!

>> No.21099439

>>21099433
Look up their underboob.
Put things where they'll bonk their head.

>> No.21099442

>>21099433
Say "I see you as a really good friend"

>> No.21099448
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I like Shorstack gremlins.

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>>21099415
Good choice.

>>21099418
No problem anon. I wish you luck in your endeavors!

>>21099431
I wonder, if i touch her panties will i find that they are soaked?

>> No.21099465

>>21099433
>Tickle her belly.
>Once she is on her knees from it.
>After that you pull out your cock and slap her face with it.
>Finally you run away.

>> No.21099467
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>>21099201
What's your favorite type of vampire? rich upity gothic? shy girl thats afraid of taking blood? lolibaba? motherly big titty vampire?

>> No.21099476
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>>21099467
Does big titty have to be motherly? i would find weird that my MG wife acted like a mother to her husband

>> No.21099480
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>>21099467
Vampire clown, she tells undead puns that would make a cheshire cat grimace

>> No.21099483

>>21099467
Haughty goth, big drills big everything.
>>21099476
No you can have big titty tomboy, big titty shy etc etc.

>> No.21099487

>>21099433
"I'm not into girls taller than me"

>> No.21099489

>>21099476
Not at all. Just because its the most popular doesnt mean you have to do it. She can have any personality you want.

>> No.21099490

>>21099480
>clown monsters
Oh dear.

>> No.21099492

>>21099483
Big titty sassy vampire then!

>> No.21099504

>>21099467
Currently, I'm feeling one with the biggest of titties.
Rest largely doesn't matter.

>> No.21099519

>>21099487
>manlets

>> No.21099544
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>>21099467
On what category would she fall on?

>> No.21099545
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>>21099483
I like the idea of teasing haughty vampires. probably even more humiliating for them because you're a human

>> No.21099547

>>21099544
Rich uppity + big titty

>> No.21099549
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21099549

Does it make a chimera jealous if you show more favor to one of the personalities over the other three?

>> No.21099554

>>21099452
They’d be very, very mushy and she’d squirm at you feeling them, saying she feels really funny and wants you to keep squeezing her breasts and her legs at the same time.

>> No.21099558

>>21099545
That’s all well and good, until she gets fed up with your shit and kicks you out of the castle grounds.
On a full moon.
Awooooo

>> No.21099562

>>21099549
> Perhaps for that reason, if any one of their personalities becomes aroused, all of the personalities become aroused without exception, including the normally calm dragon personality. Furthermore, for whatever reason, each personality's desire towards their husband won't be satisfied just from one personality having sex with him. Instead, the other personalities will even get jealous with the personality that had sex with their husband, and conversely, they will end up rousing all their urges and desires towards him. With multiple personalities worth of layers of desire and love towards their husband, they're only finally able to satisfy their unsettling passion by having sex with each and every one of their personalities.

>> No.21099570

>>21099467
domme milf who treats you like a servant

>> No.21099577

>>21099211
cleaner https://i.imgur.com/arxrr8Q.png https://i.imgur.com/LhJQ1Qs.png

>> No.21099579

>>21099544
assertive big titty vampire that treats you like family almost. thinks that you're "special" or "not like other humans" and so she spoils you but also uses you like a her boytoy

>> No.21099585

Monsters who belittle you but if they catch someone even putting you down a little they will come down like the fist of an angry goddess.

>> No.21099593 [SPOILER] 
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>>21099577
You're too kind man.
Do you take tips or whatnot?

>> No.21099594

>>21099585
That’d be my pick for a big towering beefy Oni wife.

>> No.21099610

>>21099594
I can hear her "TEME" and "KORA!" from here.

>> No.21099612

>>21099467
All of the above.

>> No.21099640

>>21099480
>Kill Jester

>> No.21099658
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Mankind will never survive with all of these monster girls!

>> No.21099687
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>>21099658
That's why I love my wife.

>> No.21099691
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>>21099579
how would a vampire go about spoiling you if you were her "boytoy"?

>> No.21099750

>>21099687
But can ghosts and ethereal monster girls still smother me with their thighs?

>> No.21099806

>>21099658
Are harpies dinosaurs? Are there raptor harpies and harpies with wings on their legs?

>> No.21099809

>>21099750
Absolutely. You might even say that thighs are one of the undeads greatest appeal. You could squeeze and massage them, and they'll always be supernaturally soft.

>> No.21099926

>>21099658
but then where will monster girls get their hubbies?

>> No.21099967

i wanna cum on delicious flat cancer titties

>> No.21099974

>>21099967
I wanna fuck a pharaoh's mouth only to switch at the last moment and cum inside her apophis rival's mouth

>> No.21099984
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>>21099467
Powerful lolibaba vampire mistress

>> No.21099991 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21100011

>>21099974
Being a king with a pharaoh wife and apophis wife who are rivals is pretty good

>> No.21100053

>>21099991
Doesn't matter, all human women will become monster girls that will love everyone.

>> No.21100079

>>21099984
>Getting to worship the body of a beautiful being who has the power to end your existence in an instant
>You will never know this feel

>> No.21100092
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Name one thing better than a kitsune in a miko outfit.

Pro Tip: You can't.

>> No.21100096

>>21099436
This

>> No.21100101
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>>21100092

>> No.21100104

>>21100092
Dirndl, though. Spats close second.

>> No.21100111

>>21100101
Gross

>> No.21100114

>>21100092
A tengu in a miko outfit.

>> No.21100116

>>21100092
Trolls in OL attire with pantyhose and high heels

>> No.21100117

>>21100111
Reimu isn't gross!

>> No.21100123
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>"No, thank. It doesn't fit my schedule at all."

>> No.21100135

>>21100101
>dude, put those things away! there are like, children here!

>> No.21100142

>>21100092
More than one kitsune in miko outfits

>> No.21100152

>>21100123
And a chiki breeki to you too.

>> No.21100157

>>21100142
One red-white and one green-blue kitsune miko for me!

>> No.21100164

>>21100157
I don't think those Mikos should be Kitsune but I can dig it.

>> No.21100177

>>21100123
but what was the question asked in the top left corner tho?

>> No.21100185

>Bicorn and smoke hobo want the same guy
How big does the harem get?

>> No.21100196

>>21100177
Vodka, vodka, Boris Yeltsen.

>> No.21100209

>>21100185
as big as a echidna womb after fever mating season

>> No.21100211

>>21100135
That why you take them out, silly.

>> No.21100235
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>>21100092
Ara ara kitsune in a kimono.

>> No.21100265

>>21100157
Those aren't kitsunes.

>> No.21100301

>>21100157
kitsunes and mikos are like witches and priestesses.
one is dark and the other is light.
you can't put them together

>> No.21100309

>>21099201
Uh oh guys, which is a worse and messy situation?

-Your demon girlfriend/waifu has caught you playing Doom and listening to the Doom 2016 music by Mick Gordon

Or

-Your Goblinoid girlfriend/waifu has caught you reading Goblin Slayer manga/light novel or watching the Goblin Slayer anime

Which is worse? Or is there a worse scenario?

>> No.21100320

>Have to housesit for the folks
>Monster girl bodyguard harem are distraught at how under fortified the house is.

The struggle is real

>> No.21100324

>>21100309
>You get ridden to the Doom OST
or
>Your goblina decides to genderswap the rape scenes
seems fine

>> No.21100329
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>>21100235
The best kimono kitsune!

>> No.21100330

>>21100309
being doomguy in hdoom
now if only we had some next level female-on-male rape going on in manga/anime, we'd be all over that shit about it like the second coming of jesus

>> No.21100334

>>21100324
>genderswap the rape scenes
WHEN

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are mice the most cuckquean species?

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>>21100309
>>21100324
>>21100330
>>21100334

Now I speculate this the reaction and thoughts of Kikimoras after watching/seeing Maid sama anime or manga:

>Kikimoras: "Tьфy! Этa aнимaция глyпaя! И этa вeдyщaя дeвyшкa из MC - тaкoe жaлкoe oпpaвдaниe гopничнoй. Oнa никoгдa нe пoлyчит хoзяинa или мyжa, бyдyчи тaким чeлoвeкoм, нeнaвидящим cyкy! Taкoй пoзopный пoкaз и извинитe зa дeвицy !!!"

>> No.21100382

What monster makes the best hot chocolate?

>> No.21100387

Which species is the best bet for muscle deredere?

>> No.21100402
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>>21100358
>Forgetting about the OG cuckquean

>> No.21100403

>>21100382
Toss up between Yeti and Whitehorn.

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>> No.21100438

>>21100402
I'm marry a harem horse just to get better girls, and she'd get off on it.
It helps that coaching/assistance/bisexuality in threesomes is my fetish. Rapehorse and I would play princess trainer.

>> No.21100442

>>21100402
I'm not really into centaur types but bicorn sound pretty awesome honestly

>> No.21100455

>>21100367
kiki is best girl for ivan

>> No.21100458

>>21100358
>Cucking the best mouse in MGE
Absolutely heretical. I'd never leave her side. I'd cuddle and kiss her, fucking her gently, while she's awake, and I'd gently caress and violently fuck her while she sleeps.

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>>21100458
I may be thinking about the large mouse, but don't mice mate with all their siblings joining in too? so your mouse wife would have to watch as her sisters take turns with you

>> No.21100474

>>21100455
But the real question is if if likes vodka, tracksuits, and HOMM III.

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How would you react if Lion ladies get an MGE release and it explicitly cites an obsession with beards?

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>>21100477
I'd re-grow my beard and get a cheetah girl just to fuck with them

>> No.21100508

>>21100477
Only if it was also a specific aversion to neckbeards.

>> No.21100509

>>21100477
depend. are they african black or gyaru okinawan california orange brown?

>> No.21100545
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New waifu commission by HotKeke. They did outstanding work. God damn do I love Wendigo's.

>> No.21100548

>>21100417
>tfw an oni warlord will never give you 2 choices, fuck or food

>> No.21100572

>>21100545
Holy heck anon, that is a really lovely outfit and expression. Is that her coat she's sitting on?

>> No.21100618

>>21100572
Yup, even in bed she prefers to have it on. Probably feels legitimately naked without it, even though her wearing clothes is a rare occurrence.

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>>21100545
>Anon's wendi waifu has a constant gesugao face
How do you deal with someone so evilly smug anon?

>> No.21100644

Which monster girl makes the best toilet?

>> No.21100647

zombie anal

>> No.21100655

>>21100641
I wanna pat a Mantis.

>> No.21100658

>>21100545
Cute and sexy waifu! Love her face veil, those are great for blowjobs. Keep the art coming, Wendifag.

>> No.21100668

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that using necromancy to raise the dead with...'unique' body types is verboten!
It's weird enough that they're not dead anymore!

>> No.21100671

>>21100545
How rambunctious! She seems positively ravenous!

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how do you leave an impression on a monster letting them know that you just want to take it slow and not have sex on the first few dates?

>> No.21100692
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We need more monsters just hanging out with friends

>> No.21100697

Question for you all. Apart from shoggoths (who would either discard or try to mimic it), how would slime MGs react upon first encountering a vacuum cleaner?

>> No.21100698

>>21100641
That's easy. I just grab those back runes and start rubbing away. Her high and mighty evil facade drops as she fights to keep herself from moaning and squirming.

>> No.21100738
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>>21100692

>> No.21100774

>>21100697
>try to mimic it
>shoggoth sugging your cogg like a vacuum
Truly horafying.

>> No.21100800

>>21100477
Usually how it works is she prefers it but if you try hard enough she still get with you so it wouldn't be that much of a problem

>> No.21100810

>>21100692
I want the one on the left to grind my face into the ground with her boots!

>> No.21100840

>>21100738
I have bad memories from the Anubis/Dragon pair but this is actually pretty cute.

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>>21100692
There are no "friends" only competition.

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>>21100863
>Being this paranoid
Take a chill pill white snake

>> No.21100890

>>21100738
Thicc friends!

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>>21100863
Some friends are bound to get jealous.

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21100903

>>21100887
I want to fuck an Anubis sacred prostitute during a desert ritual

>> No.21100908

>>21100468
>>21100358
I want to get swarmed by dormice sisters and fuck each of them till they’re completely cumdrunk!

>> No.21100924

>>21100738
All that ice cream is going to their thighs!

>> No.21100931

>>21100924
Quick, buy more ice cream!!

>> No.21100932
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>Sir, those Goat Children from the Sabbath are here selling some of their girl scout cookies.
>Shall I release the hounds?

>> No.21100933

>>21100932
No, please fetch the wagon. I think I may add a bit of lining to my pockets selling... milk.

>> No.21100935

>>21100692
>one owns an arena and is a combat nut
>the other one deals with cosmic horrors and a time traveling daughter
Together they fight crime?

>> No.21100942 [SPOILER] 
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>>21100932
no. send in Big Bertha

>> No.21100945

>>21100932
And deny myself my Thin Mints? Are you daft?

>> No.21100950

>>21100942
Grab Hell by the horns!

>> No.21100952

Put some more work in today to appease the art fairy. I'm really getting into the swing of it now.

>> No.21100965

>>21100942
I bet she leaves flaming hoof prints and snorts fire!

>> No.21100966

>>21100932
No, prepare the dungeon. We've got work to do.

>> No.21100998

>>21100901
Does the one with white hair just go along with the whatever the other does?

>> No.21101008

>>21099415
Can I get both but without the big tits?

>> No.21101029

>>21099554
>They’d be very, very mushy and she’d squirm at you feeling them, saying she feels really funny and wants you to keep squeezing her breasts and her legs at the same time.
I think she is just playing with me then. Such a lewd oppai loli needs to be taught a lesson.
Sorry for the late response anon. Was at work.

>> No.21101071
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>>21099658

>> No.21101090

>>21101071
Aerial Headlock attack! Anon better dodge it or his head will be trapped between her thighs!

>> No.21101092

>>21101090
Harpies are OP!

>> No.21101099
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>>21101092
It's no use struggling against the ancient dinosaurian menace!

>> No.21101108

>>21101099
I want to be rundown and raped by her velociraptor ancestors. Preferably one with large mammaries.

>> No.21101110

>>21101099
I was just reading about how crocodilians ruled the earth before dinosaurs.

>> No.21101121

>>21101108
>ancestors, plural
>only one with large mammaries
So velociraptors formed Hobgoblin-Goblins packs? Truly life, uhh, finds a way.

>> No.21101134

>>21101121
I'll take one of the flat sports girl raptors. And give her a one-piece swimsuit to wear instead of those silly leaf bikinis.

>> No.21101149
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21101149

Paint me like one of your Quebecois girls, sil-vous-plait!

>> No.21101159
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21101159

>>21101149

>> No.21101165

>>21101159
I don't get it.

>> No.21101179

>>21101165
I think she wants a massage, or a yoyo

>> No.21101182

>>21101179
I can give her a yo-yo alright. It's totes radicalicious!

>> No.21101204 [DELETED] 

Which monsters are the biggest sluts for the BBC? Asking for a black friend.

>> No.21101208

>>21101204
The big girls with big vaganias, I guess. They'd need a big dicc to get filled up

>> No.21101211

>>21101179
Unless I'm mistaken she isn't doing a named string figure pattern but made an XXX. I'm assuming she wants you to lewd her pussies as she is craving to be your cockwarmer.

>> No.21101218

>>21100692
Can I be friends with monster? I always want more friends than anything. I'm so lonely.

>> No.21101222

>>21101204
BBC doesn't exist in mge, just incubus cock that overshadows them.

>> No.21101226

>>21101204
Literally any. Monster girls do not discriminate. At least they don't unless your some nigger who wants to cuck another man. Then your fucked.

>> No.21101230

>>21101222
>Big Incubus Cock
>BIC
>The pen company by the same name once used "flick your Bic" as a slogan
Open the damn portals, I need shenanigans.

>> No.21101263

>>21101159
I need a cute loli whitehorn to double impregnate

>> No.21101264

>>21099640
>Jester MG when?

>> No.21101267

>>21101264
Cheshire

>> No.21101278
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21101278

Reminder to help your genie catch up on what happened while she was in her lamp otherwise she might mess your wish up

>> No.21101291

>>21099376
Gently rape them

>> No.21101298

>you will never give your monstergirl daughteru a mindblowing orgasm after you whisper "that's it, cum for daddy" in her ear while fucking her in the mating press
sad, sad day.

>> No.21101299

>>21101204
Kill yourself.

>> No.21101308

Why are you dipshits replying to the worst bait on 4chan?

>> No.21101313

Tritonia boobs, Mermaid boobs or Neried boobs?

>> No.21101316

>>21101308
They lack discipline, anon.

>> No.21101322

>>21101308
But you just posted.

>> No.21101324

>>21101313
Mermaid only because sharky can fit in there

>> No.21101328
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21101328

>>21101291
This. Shortstacks are built for getting raped and being stretched. Gently raping them is basically teasing them as a result. Eventually they will be begging you to fuck them silly.

>> No.21101333

>>21101313
Nereids are very graceful and pretty. I would touch their boobs.

>> No.21101339

>>21101313
Tritonia, maximum softness.

>> No.21101338

>>21101313
Tritonia boobs, because the profile makes it sound like she makes really good use of them and they're really really big

>> No.21101351

>>21101298
Based.

>> No.21101368

>>21101324
>Answer a dumb ad in the Island Times to be able to touch a mermaid's boobs
>Arrive at the spot, waiting to see a graceful gorgeous mermaid surface and timidly offer her bosom to you like something out of a romance novel
>Instead, a /fit/ yet nice-chested Mershark swims up brazenly, teeth in a nervous smile
>"H-Hey, so uh, y-you took the ad huh? Well, lets get this started then!"
>Comment how she's not a mermaid as she undoes her top
>"I know that ya idiot, but cmon! Are ya really gonna complain now? So lets go already, I wanna know what it f-feels like!"
>>21101333
>Come across a beautiful hidden cove with a waterfall and just the right amount of sun shining in
>Decide its a wonderful spot to take a swim
>As you're doing so, you swim under the waterfall, letting the water run over your face
>suddenly, you feel a gentle pressure against your back, like two soft pillows pressing on your shoulders
>A graceful, long slender hand strokes across your chin as it gently turns you to face around behind and gaze at the naked beauty smiling at you
>"Ara, I don't mean to interrupt your respite, traveler, but only to enhance it... won't you let me help you relax~?"
>>21101338
>>21101339
>You're walking on the streets of a Ryugujo, taking in the wonderful bright underwater lights and the strange sensation of walking and breathing underwater
>as you are distracted by the lights and sights, you don't notice a bumbling figure who has happened to slide right into your path
>Inevitable collision happens, and you tumble face first into pillowy softness, the figure easily bending and smooshing without harm to accomodate your awkward fall
>You look up, your vision framed by bountiful blue boobs on either side at the bang-covered face of the woman you ran into
>"Oh monsinguer! I am so sorry! 'Allaow me to make it up to you, please!"
>Rather than push you up, you feel her hands push you further in, smooshing deeper than you thought possible as her breasts smother the sides of your head
>Through them, you can still hear a muffled 'Ou la la~' from above

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>>21101328
This one is and always will be my favourite fanart of Naru-oneechan

>> No.21101412

>>21101298
I'd rather whisper that while she's just sitting in my lap and have her torrentially cum on command so I can slide her panties down and use her juices to slip deep into her anus.

>> No.21101423

>>21101412
Also based.

>> No.21101438

>>21101412
You'd have to do some pretty intense training to get her to cum on command anon, I must know of your methods.

>> No.21101457

>You wake up in a huge fancy castle
>It looks straight out of a JRPG
>Two big busty monster girls surround you
>They welcome you and claim to be your onee-san
>An older but equally as big and busty monster girl in maid uniform follows
>She claims to be your own personal maid who you can rely on for your every need
>They all notice you have a boner
>The maid blushes and goes back to cleaning
>The two onee-san start fighting each other over who gets to lewd their beloved otouto first
What monster girl species would be best for those three?

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21101459

>>21101377
I just love naru.

>> No.21101461

>have a wet dream about sucking a dick
It's over for me anons, I hope those portals never open.

>> No.21101469

>>21101457
For me? Wight and Vampire for the first two, busty maid is a Golem.

>> No.21101471

>>21101461
If you have a waifu, as long as you love her more than dick you won't Alp anon.

>> No.21101476

>>21101461
It's okay honey, your tail will be bigger than your dick ever was.

>> No.21101479

>>21101457
Dark Elf, Light Elf and Kikimora.

>> No.21101490
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>>21101457
Definitely Vampires or Wights with undead Kiki maids. But I can see it work with many others too.

>> No.21101493

>>21101479
>Light Elf
They're not Tiste Liosan, anon. High Elf or Wood Elf is what you choose from!

>> No.21101494

>>21101461
Sometimes your unconscious mind chooses certain images just to fuck with you. I recently had a sleep paralysis dream of snuggling with my pregnant wife, and it's kinda killing me.

>> No.21101496

>>21101412
I wouldn’t want my little ones to cum on demand, but I would like them to be super sensitive. Much more-so than their mother! They’d be especially weak to anything related to their ears, be it just whispering or nibbling/licking them, and having their tails touched. Especially the bases of their tails where it meets skin. Either holding them from behind while massaging their ears or rubbing the base of their tails forcefully would be enough to make them so weak in the knees they couldn’t stand up if they tried!

>> No.21101506

>>21101461
On the bright side now you can wear cute cloths without feeling bad about it.

>> No.21101515

>>21101506
Going to tie ribbons to Alp-Anon's hair and tail!

>> No.21101522

>>21101494
I'm not him, but I've never had a true dream about my waifu. I've had wet dreams and dreams about monstergirls, but I learned a long time ago that my dreams will do whatever the heck they want.

>>21101506
>implying you couldn't already
If my waifu gets to look cute in my clothes why don't I get to look cute in hers? Double standards are the worst.

>> No.21101534

I just want to feel the warmth of my waifus lady parts as I rest my head on her thighs while we relax in the snowy forest.

>> No.21101541

>>21101534
If her parts are warm enough for you to feel in your head through her thighs, why are you laying on her lap instead of dicking her?

>> No.21101542

Oh no, I had that dream where monstergirls are real again. Bapho-sama found a way into our world, but had bad info on how our world was, so I got to become the ambassador by virtue of paying attention in history and geography classes.

>> No.21101547

>>21101534
i also want to feel the warmth of your wife's lady parts as you rest your head on her thighs while you both relax in the snowy forest.

>> No.21101548

>>21101542
At least you weren't sucking a dick!

>> No.21101551

>>21101534
Would she be melting the snow around her?

>> No.21101552

>>21101438
A lot of denial play and visualization on her end so the anticipation of what comes after she does sends her over the edge.

>>21101494
Napping with my cat snuggled at my face triggered sleep paralysis but I was dreaming about being called for christmas gifts and suddenly couldn't breathe and collapsed on the stairs.

>>21101496
I need her to grind and cover my pants in juices, anon.

>> No.21101554

>>21101469
>>21101490
Vampires and Wights definitely make for a great duo. Watching them fight over you must be quite the lewd and entertaining sight.
>Two big busty undead with highly revealing cleavages pressed against each other
>They talk trash about each other in the most refined and classy way possible
>They argue over who loves you most by mentioning just how far they're willing to go for you
>Vampire proudly claims that she'd even let you pound her ass from behind while she's completely defenseless
>Wight challenges her to back up her claim
>That's how you end up violently breeding your Vampire onee-san's ass while she's tied up
>Meanwhile the Wight whispers in your ear orders to make The Vampire go even crazier with pleasure

>>21101479
Watch out the richer the elf the more perverted it is.

>> No.21101564

>>21101541
Can't I just enjoy a nice wholesome moment with my horny wife before all the lewd stuff?
>>21101551
That would make it better, so much heat shes like a portable heater.

>> No.21101566

>>21101552
Daughterus grinding against your leg begging for your “attention” is also pretty high tier. Especially if your in public and she meekly asks you to follow her somewhere quiet so you can help her deal with her heat!

>> No.21101567

>>21101548
I did unconsciously register Bapho as a child with an old hag's face for a few moments though.

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>>21101567
That's silly

>> No.21101576

>>21101496
Nice. Do each of them have specific unique places they most prefer?

>>21101566
This. It's also neat to think about all the lewd things one's daughteru might do solo to try and satisfy herself. Things that would be just wonderful to walk in on!

>>21101567
Well that's no fun at all.

>> No.21101581

>Always hear about these anons dreaming of portals and MGE in our world.
>You only have dreams weird crossoversbetween MGE and Vidya.
Not sure how to feel about that.

>> No.21101583

>>21099261
Consensual monsterization clinic! Great for the infirmed, disabled, mentally ill, lonely, and just plain too shy. Specializing in couples looking to reaffirm their love, and for single girls looking for a bolt of courage to help them get the man they've had their eye on.

>> No.21101584

>>21101572
Don't worry Bapho-sama, I'm sure someone out there wants a granny.

>> No.21101591

>>21101581
Is it at least something like Monster Hunter or Splatoon with non-human girls?

>> No.21101598

>>21101581
I mean as long as its fun and leaves you feeling good when you wake up. Whenever my waifu shows up in my dreams she takes center stage and it usually just involves holding her.

>> No.21101604

Do alps give birth to succs or more alps?

>> No.21101605

>>21101591
I wanna KO Ratholos-chan and steal her panties.

>> No.21101606

>>21101591
I have those to, but i am more talking about like Fire emblem, P5, RE, Ace Combat, and Zelda. Games that you wouldn't normally associate with MGs.

>>21101598
Good point, they are fun.

>> No.21101611

>>21101604
Succs obviously, you have to start off as a man ot be an Alp.

>> No.21101620

>>21101606
>Ace Combat
{{Yo, husband, you still erect?}}

>> No.21101624

>>21101604
More of the species they turn into. Like lamia alp births more lamia.

>> No.21101625

Imagine being raised as an undead incubus, but getting married to a living monster. I feel like this could be a cool dynamic. Anon is naturally sullen or even corpse-like at times while the living girl is out of her mind wearing gothic black shirts and black skirts as they both discover they need something to live for.

>> No.21101632

>>21101576
Yes! My large mouse is super weak to ear nibbling and is the only one who alway enjoys it when I ‘play’ with her neck. She likes having teeth marks on her, and enjoys asphyxiation. Out of my girls she is by far the kinkiest, her being an exhibitionist as well.

The dormouse just loves having her tail massaged, and just rubbing the skin around the base is enough to bring her to climax if she’s in the mood. And if she isn’t in the mood- she is after having her tail touched.

>> No.21101644

>>21101620
{{remember to not be to quick on trigger}}

>> No.21101645

>>21101576
>You will never catch your daughter masturbating with your underwear while she thinks your out of the house.
Bonus points if she’s licking it while moaning papa or daddy to herself repeatedly.

>> No.21101668

>>21101645
>You will never have a shoggy give you lice checks for hours just because it feels really good like when the nurse did it in middle school and she loves you enough to recreate this calming experience from your memories

>> No.21101673

>>21101645
>>21101668
Mistaken reply

>> No.21101678

>>21101668
Lice check? What is this, 1859?

>> No.21101680

>>21101620
>>21101644
How the hell would monster girls fit into Ace Combat? Seems like something that just can't mix.

>> No.21101687

>>21101678
T. Louse

>>21101680
Just change a few lines of dialog and the voices. Outside of... What was it, six? The planes are basically avatars of the pilots and their nationality, gender and species really aren't important.

>> No.21101689

>>21101572
Bapho-chan looks like she'd make a great cumslut as a human girl.

>> No.21101706

>>21101678
In the states they check the classes of a kid if parents report lice

>> No.21101711

>>21101493
I want to teach a Tiste Andii to enjoy life again.
I'll be sure to get any broken bones checked before it becomes a problem.

>> No.21101715

>>21101711
Kharkanas is such a bleak and lonely place, and yet humans somehow found their way there to fuck some Tiste girls.
Even the queen!

>> No.21101723

>>21101678
Back at my school, we had lice checks for a few years. There's a special anxiety wondering if you were the kid with the lice.

>> No.21101726

>>21101723
Did they check it by putting a hot copper wire into your blood samples and if you had lice the blood would jump in the air?

>> No.21101727

>>21101645
We all know what would happen if you found her, but what would happen if your waifu found her like that?
Would she be accepting and try to get her even more into fucking you or would she try to change her away from that since "it''s her husband"

>> No.21101728

>>21101687
Is a louse mg a combination of vampy and devil bug?

>> No.21101734

>>21101678
Back when I was in school the teachers just asked the parents to check for lice once a year or so.

>> No.21101735

>>21101726
Nurse just comes around with gloves and little sticks and checks around your scalp

>> No.21101737

>You will never be the slave/toy/servant of a group of wandering dark elf sorceresses

I want to recharge their mana!

>> No.21101739

>>21101726
They just got some wooden sticks and started rooting through your hair. Lice are pretty noticeable, it's just hard checking them yourself for obvious reasons.

If this is a reference to something I don't get it.

>> No.21101740

>>21101728
Just imagine a smol vamp mosquito that likes hubbyback rides.

>> No.21101743

>>21101737
I want this but not mge darkelf bondage meme

>> No.21101746

>>21101739
It's a reference to two things, primarily it's a reference to the South Park episode where they do that but the test itself is from The Thing.

>> No.21101750

>>21101739
It's a reference to "the thing", an old horror movie.

>> No.21101752
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21101752

Which bapho gives the best:
>oral sex?
>anal sex?
>vaginal sex?

Which bapho is the best:
>kisser?
>hugger?
>snuggler?

>> No.21101754

How do you think Runya Runya would react to our world? Especially since we have no magic just like her?

>> No.21101756
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>human wife recently became a werewolf, and is still getting used to it
>she's not accustomed to her ears being up top, and jumps whenever they brush against something
>a few times they twitched and she smacked her ears, thinking there was a fly on her head
>her tail is completely out of control, and she's not sure how to sit in a chair with it
>she ends up just sitting down on the floor and getting you to support her back from behind
>just you being in the room is enough to get her tail wagging, and it's surprisingly tiring for her
>not that she would ask you to leave
>she loves your scent now, and tends to press her face into your chest so she can take it in
>that new habit of sniffing things is something she'll have to work on, though
>her new claws are a bit of a problem too, she's scratched you by accident a few times and made herself very upset
>she's also developed an embarrassing habit of drooling a little when she smells meat, and likes it raw
>the real learning curve came with her first heat cycle, however
>there were a few points where you'd come home to her dripping wet, so horny she could barely speak more than a whimper
>you had to spin around to shut the door before she pounced you, and take the full brunt of her tackle
>her kisses have always been passionate, but never this sloppy
>is it the longer tongue? maybe her fangs are getting in the way?
>you don't get much time to think before she flies into a horny frenzy, tearing off your clothes so she can mount you
>she can go a lot longer now, and it almost feels like you can too, given how hot she feels and how much stronger her hips have gotten
>the first time you made love after she monsterized, the neighbors actually called in a noise complaint from all the howling
>luckily the hellhound officer who responded was very understanding
>"Yeah, it just kinda comes out on its own huh?"
>wife blushes as officer hellhound leaves
>then it turns back into a red-hot flush, and you could swear you can see her hot red skin even through the shirt she hastily put on
>"Now... where were we?"
>the door swings shut, and she growls as she presses you back against the wall where you left off

>> No.21101758

>>21101750
>an old horror movie
Oh god I just realized how old it is. I need a Shog to tell me I'm still young.

>> No.21101761

>>21101752
Baby crazy ropu has the greediest vagina and will milk you without mercy

>> No.21101766

>>21101756
I've seen Wolf Children, I can help her through this!

>> No.21101773

>>21101743
I am not that into full on bondage either, but there would be femdom that's for sure

>> No.21101775

>>21101756
Cute

>> No.21101776 [SPOILER] 
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Rawr

>> No.21101784

>>21101776
"That thing was too big to be called a boat. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of iron."

>> No.21101793

>>21101740
I'd hug her

>> No.21101796

>>21101766
But if anything, the story of Wolf Children was about how it really can't be helped.

>> No.21101797

>>21101784
Somewhere, a Deep One trembles in fear.

>> No.21101798

>>21101756
I'm sure there's ways to make sure your heat doesn't effect your life too much, like taking certain medicines, or fucking your husband hard in the first days so you're satisfied the other days.l

>> No.21101801

>>21101784
>Berserk quote
>boat
I'M ON A BOAAAAT
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT

>> No.21101802

>>21101752
I want to impregnate them all!

>> No.21101805

>>21101796
Yes but we can fuck our way to happiness and cubs!

>> No.21101806

>>21101801
>EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M KNOCKING UP A BOAT
FTFY, bub.

>> No.21101821

>>21101801
Absolute garbage post.

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>>21101278
Watch out for those smooth, fast-talking Genies who pressure you into making hasty wishes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU_EWRIrhu4

>> No.21101883

>>21101756
Wonderful text man.
But it's posts like these that make me realize just how completely in over my head I'd be with a Hellhound. Which is the way I like it.

>> No.21101886

>>21101798
>>21101805
>come home to where werewolf wife is waiting, in the peak of her estrus cycle
>she's laying in bed on her back, naked, exposing her belly with her ears folded down
>her tail is still wagging, but very slowly
>she's visibly panting and sweating a little bit as she curls her toes and blushes all over
>her pussy is so hot and wet you could swear it's steaming and leaking a little
>"Grr... w-welcome home... honey..."
>you ask her what's wrong, though you know full well what she's doing
>her tail speeds up a little, and she trembles as she licks her lips
>she tries to look you in the eyes, but hers keep flicking downward
>you decide to take your time putting away your coat and getting changed, waiting for her to say exactly what she wants
>"...wanna... wanna have some pups... hah..."
>you finally take off your work pants, and her nipples harden as she shivers all over
>she's so ready for it she can't stand it anymore, her words are turning into growls
>then you reach for your other pants, and she snarls
>"...RRRGH... FUCK...f-fuck me already.... grrr..."
>she doesn't move from her submissive 'please fuck my brains out' position, but there's a flash of very real anger in her eyes
>of course she could pin you down anytime she wanted, but she wants it deeper this time
>you've gotten through a few cycles like this, and satisfied her as best you could
>but she's not letting you out of this room until she's knocked up

>> No.21101894

>>21101776
How would you tell her she's over acceptable tonnage?

>> No.21101895

>>21101883
>be anon
>hellhound cop waifu.
>just recovering from recent heat.
>shes been pampering me recently as a sorry.
>till today
>apparently her own estrus was triggered at work.

>> No.21101899

>>21101743
>I want darkelf except without femdom
Might as well want a lamia that's nothing like a lamia

>> No.21101901

Thanks to you fags I've started to act romantic with the blanket I always cum in, pretending it's an ittan-momen. The worst part is that I really enjoy the warm fuzzy feelings.

>> No.21101905
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>>21101901
When the portals open in 2021 you'll get to enjoy some comfy cuddles!

>> No.21101922

>>21101905
The portals were supposed to be in 2014.
Why do you keep moving the date?

>> No.21101925

>>21101581
At least you're having monstergirl dreams. I've had one, maybe two, that I could remember.

One was cute, the other, which I'm not sure if it was an MG dream, was lewd.

It wasn't until I woke up that I realized she was supposed to be a demon or a goddess or whatever. All I know is that it was the only sex dream I've ever had, I woke up the hardest I've ever been in my life, and dream-me seemed to really love her and also didn't seem to realize what she was. I was really close to seriously thinking "Did an /x/ succubus invade my dreams or something?" because I never have lewd dreams.

>> No.21101928

>>21101922
I don't, it's just that the timeline keeps shifting...

>> No.21101938
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21101938

I can't remember the exact quote, but I remember someone from here explaining lewd elves with something like this

>All the beauty of nature, the bright colors of flowers, the charming spider dances, the songs of birds, all of them are for attracting mates.

>Elves are very in tune with nature, and what does Nature say? FUCK.

>> No.21101947

>>21101938
Rowdy confident wood elves > submissive meme elves

>> No.21101948

>>21101895
Wasn't there a greentext a few years back about a SWAT Hellhound neighbor?

>> No.21101957

>>21101948
Their was. I dont know if the paste bin is still up however.

>> No.21101961

>>21101957
I think I have a cap wait one.

>> No.21101969
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21101969

Found it

>> No.21101983

>>21101886
Well our parents are going to love their grandchildren.

>> No.21101991

>>21101947
>Horny confident wood elves
ftfy

>> No.21101995

>>21101991
That too

>> No.21101999

>>21101756
>>21101886
I fucking love the idea of beastgirls entering hyper sexual heat seasons where they get even hornier than normal. I mean just imagine an in heat raiju or ren xiongmao.

>> No.21102004
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21102004

>> No.21102022

>>21101905
>wake up one day particularly refreshed
>You don't even want to open your eyes to look at the clock, you just savor the feeling
>then you hear breathing, right up against your ear
>it's soft and quiet, so quiet you can barely hear it
>you finally open your eyes and see a beautiful woman, with very pale skin and long, long white hair, laying on your chest
>her eyelashes tickle you a little, and each breath is oddly dry but still warm
>she's wearing a very long, soft robe with a familiar pattern, and it billows out to cover both of you
>you know for a fact you've never seen her before, but somehow you still feel like you've known her for a long time
>she takes a deep breath and finally stirs, opening her eyes and looking deep into yours
>she realizes what she's doing and her sleepy face changes to an amazed expression
>she quickly sits up and looks herself over, the soft robe moving with her
>she turns around and touches herself all over, as though she's never seen her own body before
>then she looks back to you, and starts tearing up
>"You... don't know me?"
>she lays down and flops her patterned robe back over you, and you're overcome with a familiar, soft feeling
>"You embraced me. W-we shared a bed, as a husband would his wife."
>she reaches out to stroke your cheek, and you're overcome with memories
>sleeping in together on cold rainy days, snuggling up with her to rest when you're sick, recovering from a bad day at work together, looking for her as summer ends and the nights get cold
>she's been there, every night, for many years
>your beloved wife
>your blanket
>not cloth, but a woman
>and she is very, very much in love with you
>"T-there's still time before your alarm sounds, dear. Could we just... stay like this? Chat a while?"
>"I think reintroduction are in order, and well... Your wife should have a name, right?"

>> No.21102025
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>>21101969
Nice save, thanks man.

>> No.21102036

>>21102025
No fret. I also have the pastebin because I am the author and found that screencap deep in a dump I downloaded.

>> No.21102038

>>21102036
Mind dumping the pastebin? I dont know if i have it saved and i prefer it in that form.

>> No.21102041

>>21102038
https://pastebin.com/u/LLLuu
Got quite a few greentexts in here and old short stories.

>> No.21102045

>>21102041
Thanks anon.

>> No.21102053

>>21101999
I also really like the idea of girls getting so horny they can't stand it. Legs spread, pussy leaking, panting, shaking, literally begging for it.

Ren xiongmao in heat would probably be really easygoing when she's in heat, but still super horny. Like she's just chilling on the couch, eating snacks as usual but her pussy is dripping wet as she casually teases you and tempts you into coming over and railing her. She won't let herself look desperate, but after a certain point she can't stop the shivers and the want. She might just stick her ass up, push her damp panties to the side and wait however long it takes for you to give in and attack.

>> No.21102056
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>>21101620
>>21101644
>not radioposting properly
<< Ladies, I do not believe a man in this land would be able to resis us now. >>
>>21101680
The formulas are a bit too different for them to mix, unless you do mecha musume, which I don't think is a great pick.
>>21101687
Only AssHorizon had a player character that is an "actual" character.

>> No.21102062

>>21102056
So what could be the innuendo when one of them says <<Go dance with the angels mister!>>

>> No.21102072

>>21102062
>"Angels, hm?"
>two demons come up behind anon and press their tits to his head from either side
>one reaches down and rakes her nails over his neck, as the other caresses his cheek and plays with his hair
>"We would like to make you a counter-offer."

>> No.21102076

>>21102062
It's a shame AC6 used that one so much.
Besides putting MGs in the cockpit, I don't see how they could mix.
About half of the fanbase here on 4chan are ironic planefuckers.

>> No.21102077

>>21102076
Are you actually telling me you wouldn't fuck a plane like the SU-47 Berkut? What about helicopters? I would fucking rail a Hind D.

>> No.21102081

>>21102056
THERE'S A GREMLIN ON THE SIDE OF THE PLANE
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME

>> No.21102083

>>21102053
>come home from work
>enter through front door.
>immediately assaulted by the sweet scent of your panda wife in heat.
>Walk to the living room to see your disheveled wife.
>not even pretending to be modest as she sits with no panties and a leaky slit.
>also furiously masturbating as she watches home videos of you and her.
>however she doesnt make a show of noticing your home.
>simply says high and continues chasing her own release.
How do you proceed.

>>21102056
>>21102062
>>21102076
If it helps the dream was more about mamano in strangereal. Although i guess it is the weirdest out of the ones i listed.

>> No.21102084

>>21102077
Calm down /k/. gotta admit there are some curves on the SU-33 though.

>> No.21102086

Thinking of doing some doodles tomorrow, any nsfw reqs? Loli or pearshape preferred

>> No.21102088

>>21102077
>Slavshit planes
F22 Automaton or NOTHING

>> No.21102089

>>21102086
Loli flow kelp riding a dick buried to the hilt.

>> No.21102091

>>21102083
Flip up the front flap of her qipao, forcibly remove panties, tearing them off if necessary, gently touch her clit with one finger, then fuck off to go play ace combat for 6 hours. Giver her time to marinade.

>> No.21102092

>>21102086
Not a loli guy so no request, but i still eagerly await to see your stuff drawfriend!

>> No.21102093

>>21102088
Don't you dare disrespect the Berkut in my presence again or you'll go to timeout with the F-35.

>> No.21102094

>>21102086
Bottom-heavy Ren Xiongmao trying to keep it together even though she's so horny she can't think straight.

>> No.21102095

>>21102056
Well Nagase probably kidnapped Blaze so she could fuck him in space, so there's always that.

>> No.21102098

>all this plane talk.
Transforming automatons with accents that match the planes origin when?

>> No.21102103

>>21102095
Kidnaps him and conveniently finds a portal in space. Just think about how powerful she would be. But what would she monsterise into?

>> No.21102104

>>21102093
>Berkut
That sounds far too close to Belka, anon.

>> No.21102111

>>21102104
Belka did extensively use the Berkut because they recognized the superior BADASSERY OF SWEPT WING SUBSONIC DOG FIGHTING.

>> No.21102125

>>21102103
Maybe a Demon? Sounds pretty ironic though.

>> No.21102130

>>21102083
What does horny panda girl pussy smell like? Salty rice?

>> No.21102132

>>21102130
Fresh bamboo stalks and linen

>> No.21102136

>>21102111
>superior
>always ends up as the bad guy plane
I bet you think support the Extremist faction

>> No.21102137

>>21102136
Belkan monster girl nationalism is on the rise and I for one support it.

>> No.21102140

>>21102125
Great to tease her though.
<<Hey nagase when people called you demons they didnt mean it literally>>

>> No.21102147

>>21102140
How turned on would the monster girl sailors aboard the Kestrel be during the final mission with it?

>> No.21102148

>>21102077
Not the Su-47, but man Flankers are nice. I have a soft spot for the Su-33.
But there are nice planes elsewhere. The YF-23, the Moonbat...
>>21102103
>>21102125
Clearly a Dark Valkyrie.

>> No.21102149

>>21102137
Not as much as Erusean monster girl nationalism should be supported, however. Get back to me when Belka has a cute princess in charge.

>> No.21102151

>>21102148
I have quite the soft spot for prop planes, and the Tupolev TU-95 would be one hell of a girl.

>> No.21102155
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21102155

>>21102151
Well, you happen to be in luck, buddy.

>> No.21102158

>>21102149
But what about the Grey Men? War ravaged monster girl milfs that just want their demon realm back? Won't you protect their smiles anon? Won't you fill their wombs?

>> No.21102159

>>21102148
>>Clearly a Dark Valkyrie.
>Starts out as a normal Valkyrie
>White Noise is actually just Blaze ;istening to Nagase slowly corrupt as she gets increasingly desperate for his dick

>> No.21102161

>>21102147
Lets just say many seamen were lost to the depths that day.

>> No.21102164

>>21102155
Fuck me why can't I read moonspeak.

>> No.21102165

>>21102158
>making the LARPing edgelords into monster girls
Belka should be an Order nation, fitting for their "muh knights" schtick.

>> No.21102168

>>21102165
If Strangereal is an alternate reality why must you insist that they not ALL be monster girls ready for us.

>> No.21102186

>>21102159
>the white noise is blaze trying to call for help against the ultra horny dark Valkyrie nagase
Not sure I feel sorry or jealous for him.

>> No.21102194

>>21102186
Both, anon. The answer is both.

>> No.21102201

>>21102194
This is when a yan/yuno picture of a dark Valkyrie is needed.

>> No.21102224

>>21102201
>Always stays close to Blaze whenever possible
Nagase being a light yan does seem to be a good fit for her.

>> No.21102232

>>21102224
>https://i.imgur.com/ysBwHT2.png
Everything is an usean conspiracy.

>> No.21102253

>>21102224
Plus, to me atleast, light yan also works with the idea of valkyries.

>> No.21102301

>>21102232
>Seven whole years of zero-g space rape from your former Dark Valkyrie wingman
Blaze's pelvis will be stronger than titanium by the time he gets back.

>> No.21102388

>>21102155

>that one twitter/manga 4 panel series where the Tu-95 girl is visibly vibrating all the time

>> No.21102392
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21102392

>Haaaaaahhn? You got any idea who you're talking to?
Bad luck and trouble! While asking this random mofu instructions to the ice cream social you seem to have somehow offended her! What do you do?

>> No.21102403

>>21102392
>ninja vodka
I don’t think there’s anything I CAN do here.
Two forces that should never be mixed.

>> No.21102449

Remember that it is a punishable offense to shout at loli harpies who are singing early in the morning. It is their protected right to do so.

>> No.21102467

>>21102449
You know all the lyrics to birdsongs are "I have a pussy, you have a dick, what is problem?" tier.

>> No.21102474

>>21102467
>It’s time to get (it) up in the mooorning

>> No.21102478
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>Stupid Monstergirls. Can't take me alive! Monsters don't feel no pleasure if the guy they're trying to fuck is dead!

>> No.21102481

>>21102449
I'm going to hire a crow to do it for me.

>> No.21102509

>>21102467
>>21102474
Even more of a reason to dick a bird first thing in the morning.

>> No.21102563
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21102563

Seeing as there's talk of Ace Combat 7 above. I guess this comedic video is appropriate:

>https://youtu.be/lB8GG55gfpw

>> No.21102587

>>21101969
pregnant wan best end

>> No.21102597

>>21102449
i prefer the owl staring creepily into my window urging me to open it and let her in over loud bird

>> No.21102644

monster girl version of the duolingo owl

>> No.21102691

>>21102597
>"dude let in me in I'm a fairy"

>> No.21102861

Natural born, loli Bicorns are great at running group activities.

>> No.21102879

>>21102861
i wanna tell a lolihag nurarihyon that she shouldn't be smoking anything but my meat pipe

>> No.21102888

>>21101632
Nice.

>> No.21102909

>>21102879
>Smoking
Please, those ladies are going to be vaping now.
And it sucks.

>> No.21102931

>>21102449
>not making your Harpy daughterus wear ball gags to sleep so you can wake up at a more respectable hour

>> No.21102942

>Marry twin Kitsunes
>Have a daughter with both of them
>One inherits your hair and her mother's eyes
>The other inherits her mother's hair and your eyes
>They're incredibly competitive, to the point that an outside observer would assume they despise each other due to how determined they are to one up the other regardless of circumstances
>The truth is that they couldn't possibly be more close and their competitions are just to determine who gets to sit next to you at dinner time

>> No.21102984

>>21102909
I liked vaping when I tried it but I did juice without nicc. When It broke i sure as fuck wasn't buying another pen for 70$.

>> No.21102997

Late happy bday vada, I was on painkillers and missed it.

>> No.21103065

>>21102984
I mean, they'd need to do something considering how many places ban smoking.

>> No.21103095 [DELETED] 

Niggers

>> No.21103102

Gonna call a big Kakuen a chunky monkey

>> No.21103108

>>21103102
You're going to get aped!

>> No.21103128

>>21103108
That just proves me right!

>> No.21103168

>>21103102
You'll need a coin for the ferry man

>> No.21103183

>>21103168
What's the worst she could do?
Sit on me?

>> No.21103192

>>21103065
The solution is simple, make a place where it isn't.

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>>21103183
If you can't pay the fare you'll row all the way there!

>> No.21103204

>>21103197
Not her, Charon has no ass.

>> No.21103223

>>21103204
There's no other ferrymen. It's just her and the hobos on the Styx. It's really the sticks, you know.

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>> No.21103361

>>21102093
>F-35
Golddigging bitch

>> No.21103419

>>21103279
Too big, off the shoulder baggy clothes are too good.

>> No.21103426

>>21103279
Sleepy wolfus.

>> No.21103562
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>start listening to Ring of Nibelung out of curiosity
>turns out I don't dislike opera like I thought I would
I need a Valkyrie.

>> No.21103580
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21103580

masturbate proudly in front of the camera, anon.

>> No.21103584

>>21103562
>Anon, are you ready to retake constantinople?

>> No.21103593

>>21103580
As it happens I was just about to jerk off my Bernard Montorgueil stuff, hope she sells the tape to some Dark Elf.

>> No.21103601

>>21103584
>Anon, are you ready to sack Constantinople?
ftfy

>> No.21103603

>>21103601
Ah yes, the 4th crusade...

>> No.21103640

>>21103603
>Bringing back western Ochis from the crusades.
Would be interesting to say the least.

>> No.21103645

>>21103593
and then the dark elf starts replicating those tapes and puts them on sale at her local retail and you end up being a pornstar

>> No.21103650

>>21103580
open up the window and let her inside so you can bend her over and masturbate to her anus while she continues to record it from between her legs

>> No.21103655

>>21103645
All according to keikaku.

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>>21103562
>zwangvolle Plage
>Müh ohne Zweck
but it's a Gremlin trying to build an onahole that an incubus can't break with his dick

>> No.21103664

>>21103645
what happens to tapes sent to shogged.com?

>> No.21103702

>>21103664
very interesting changes within the footage

>> No.21103704

>>21103584
>I thought it was Istanbul, not Constantinople.

>> No.21103707

>>21103704
We don't acknowledge turks here.

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>>21103707
>Anubis not so calm after hearing someone talk about Constantinople

>> No.21103865
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21103865

So, while we're waiting for the finalization of the Norse and Aztec mythology girls, let's speculate some. I have an idea for Fenrir
>Werewolf subspecies, haughty and likes to shiw off, oral fixation/likes to eat, bondage chains, insecurity issues

>> No.21103884

>>21103865
>Hey Fenrir, betcha can't break these silk ropes...
>LIKE HEL I CAN'T
>tie her up
>my shibari is so intricate she doesn't have the heart to break free

>> No.21103900

>>21103865
I hate to notify you she has a snoot

>> No.21103914

>>21103900
FUCK
To be fair, I saved the first google image that showed

>> No.21104019

Is it actually ever said how Slimes are made?

>> No.21104036

>>21104019
They, with the possible exception of the Shoggoth, reproduce through binary fission and split when they get enough nutrients. Slime Queens can't achieve complete separation and stay attached as extra bodies.

>> No.21104042

>>21104019
New slimes? Yes.

>> No.21104046

>>21104019
There is also a article from world guide 1 about Dark Slime monsterization.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_05:_Melting_.28p87.29

>> No.21104085

>>21104036
gonna headcanon that shogs give birth to ittybittyshoggies since KC said they have a womb and nothing else related to the subject.

>> No.21104109

>>21104085
While it could go either way and I don't know how it is actually worded in Japanese the line is:
>It should be noted that while she seems to have eyes all over her body(thought they're really just light-producing organs of sorts), one of them, in the position of where a normal girl's uterus would be, has a heart mark on it.
It says where a normal girls womb would be not that they 100% have a uterus or reproduce like normal but you can head canon it any way you want.

>> No.21104138

>>21104109
>they're not actually eyes
i wouldn't have known this neat fact without you

>> No.21104140
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21104140

Would Magilou make a good Dark Mage?

>> No.21104152

>>21104140
Flat Mage

>> No.21104163
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Wife but shortstack
http://twitter.com/Nerdbayne/status/1113485550651154433

>> No.21104211

>>21104163
shorties are for cumflating and belly bulges

>> No.21104252

>>21104152
I need a fiat mage

>> No.21104271

>>21104252
She doesn't have mana tanks so you need to repeatedly creampie her during every ritual.
I hope you understand this.

>> No.21104292

>>21104271
Except in MGE it's canon that lolis and flat girls are better casters.
>the body of a little girl is extremely well suited to spellcasting and replenishing mana. Just as children absorb all sorts of things as they grow, since a young witch's body is maintained in an immature state where she grows from absorbing various things from her surroundings, it enables her to more easily absorb mana from outside her body. In other words, they have a superior essence siphoning ability.

>> No.21104297

>>21104252
>fiat mage
Small, Italian, and unreliable?

>> No.21104329

>>21104292
Not better but easier.

>> No.21104345

>>21104329
>Lolis are easy
Nice desu ne~

>> No.21104428

>>21104345
Pickup a loli and fill her with love!

>> No.21104441
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>>21100692
i got you

>> No.21104463

I want a busty darkmage that wears a bodystalking.

>> No.21104476

>>21104292
Sabbath propaganda.

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21104548

>>21104163
I need the beeg thigh Gazer.

>> No.21104563

>>21104548
I need a beeg buff gazer!
Quite the sight to behold.

>> No.21104567
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21104567

What is the QUICKEST and most EFFICIENT way of turning a shortstack (greenskin) gobbo into a broodmother?

>> No.21104574

>>21104567
Fertility boosters on both parties.

>> No.21104580
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21104580

>>21104567
Such big ears!

>> No.21104612

>>21104548
More big thighs definitely in progress

>> No.21104638

>>21104563
>sight
>behold
Is that...?

>> No.21104650

>>21104638
What is it Kaz?

>> No.21104669

>>21104476
onii-chan thinks she's the cutest little magic user even if she was recruited with propaganda!

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21104672

How much insight do you need before you start seeing Gazers floating around?

>> No.21104678

>>21104567
who is this and why do i feel the urge to impregnate?

>> No.21104699

>>21100692
Eat shit faggot.

>> No.21104718

>>21104678
Queen Regina by Huffslove on tweeter
I know that feeling, she has a fertile aura... Gobbo wobbos are dangerous!

>> No.21104728

>>21104580
No one fap to hag

>> No.21104735

Man Shortstacks are getting a lot of love huh?

>> No.21104743
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>>21104735
yes. Them and pai-lolis. Its great.

>> No.21104756

>>21104743
Shorstacks that are stronger than the most huge muscled warrior are wonderful.

>> No.21104760

>>21104567
>You will never be a Goblin Knight and serve a stacked, but smol Goblin Queen.

>> No.21104762

Milf dragon that likes roast raw meat and eat it like candy on the go

>> No.21104771
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>>21104756
Yes. I love seeing superstrong shorties being forceful and dominating. Also love the idea of picing them up and turning them weak by fucking them.

>> No.21104776

>>21104771
I prefer them being dominating all the time.

>> No.21104786
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>>21104441
>Rare vanilla lamia art
>It's in a shitty group pic
Why must I suffer?

>> No.21104791
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21104791

>>21104776
Thats good anon. Whos your favorite shortstack?

>> No.21104793

>>21104776
This. Maledom a shit.

>> No.21104802

>>21104791
Hard choice...I like gyaru ones, I like goth ones, I like tomboys, I like Christmas Cakes, I like cows, I like Phantoms, I like Oni, I like all sorts.

>> No.21104814

>>21104791
Not him but I like midna

>> No.21104819

>>21104762
That sounds dangerous. I bet she's a rare MILF (in terms of figure) delinquent.

>> No.21104825

Reminder: don't reply to trolls

>> No.21104833
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>>21104791
Naru a best

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>>21104825
Why not?

>> No.21104836

>>21104743
eww

>> No.21104839
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21104839

>>21104833
I want her to bake me a cake!

>> No.21104847
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21104847

We all know we have memecats right? What about meme sneks?

>> No.21104853

>>21104847
I hate memes

>> No.21104872

>>21104839
That'd be nice, but I'm more interested in in giving her a cream filling.

>> No.21104878

>>21104835
If you're too nice they keep giving you produce and "making too much" so they can share with you. It's annoying to have a stinky troll coming around you all the time.

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21104887

>>21104872
Well that would be my payment for her cake and anything else she does for me. although the amount of times i creampie her may increase depending on what she does..

>> No.21104893

>>21104791
Literally every single Draph, but maybe some more than others.

>> No.21104907

>>21104893
Horned shorties are good girls

>> No.21104910

>>21104878
>stinky
RUDE
She just wants to share her pies and food with you! Plus, her body flowers are beautiful and smell lovely, especially her rear ones.

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>>21104893
Well then what ones do you like more?

>> No.21104915

>>21104910
I hate flowers

>> No.21104929

>>21104910
I dunno, a lot of flowers kind of smell, too...

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>>21100692
>"but all the calories you eat go straight to your breasts!"
>jiiiiiiiiiii

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21104968

>>21100935
>and a time traveling daughter
I got bad news for you, boyo. As of the last chapter, she erased herself from the timelines.

>> No.21104989

I can't get it out of my head that cute monster girl shortstacks deserve /fit/ husbands.
I'd work out really hard to make sure I can manhandle a shortstack Lich in all the ways she likes during sex.

>> No.21104990

>>21104989
But I'm not /fit/.

>> No.21104993

>>21104968
Good, oc lims are a mistake.

>> No.21105002

>>21104990
and >>21104989 doesn't seem to be either. He is just willing to workout to get their.

>> No.21105005

>>21104990
But you can be. Not him, but I do also like the idea of small curvy girls with big muscular men. The dichotomy is wonderful.

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21105020

>>21104993
Rude

>> No.21105026

>>21105005
This. Big dicks and strong men for shortstacks is the best. To bad it is pretty hard to find vanilla doujins like that.

>> No.21105027

>>21104968
Oh no, I can't believe Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme® was taken ff the menu........

>> No.21105030

>>21104938
That's what they all say

>> No.21105031

>>21104968
Well at least other people acknoledged she exxisted right?

>> No.21105037

>>21100935
you know, having a buddy adventure with Selene and viccy might be funny

>> No.21105057
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21105057

>>21105027
Hey stop bullying

>> No.21105058
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21105058

>Closet demon can't work up the courage to rape anon while he sleeps
How would you fix this?

>> No.21105063

>>21105037
ghostbusters, but with Selene, Viccy, Veronica, and may Mari?

>> No.21105076

>>21105063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>> No.21105085

>>21104912
It may sound like a cop-out, but I don't know much about GBF so it's a case of "I'll know them when I see them."

>> No.21105094

>>21105085
Thats okay. I just got into GBF recently anyways so i only really know about some of the draphs.

>> No.21105123

>>21104912
I want to be a Teddy Bear

>> No.21105132

>>21105058
>fake sleep
>wait for schlik noise
>turn around
>pin her down in her confusion
>demonstrate how it's done

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21105136

>You'll never have a super kind moth family

Wait, fuck I hurt myself with that one by accident.

>> No.21105171

>>21105136
Moth daughters must be introduced to a male childhood friend early on in life so that he becomes her light.
Alternatively you can just dick her and make her happy the easy way.

>> No.21105175

Milf haku twin threesome
Imagine

>> No.21105221
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21105221

How does the eel-whore's top work? It like blends into the black/grey color but that's her skin, is it just a boob sock attached to a collar, or is she topless and that's her slime like the myconid does?

>> No.21105236

>>21105221
I just noticed the slime dripping from her fingers. I don't know why, but it seems so much more lewd than all the other slime on her. Including what's dripping from her vagoo.

>> No.21105238

>>21105221
From the making of:
>And her tits! They're covered in clothes similar to a film, that are deliberately designed to blend in with the pattern of her skin, making it difficult to tell whether they're clothed or naked! For the design of her clothes, I tried to give her a "delicious" eel-styled image, so while her attire is somewhat evocative of traditional clothes of an Unagi restaurant clerk, the colors and patterns match those of her own body, and add to her overall eel theme.

>> No.21105239

>>21105136
I'd shoot it

>> No.21105241

>>21105221
Boob sock makes the most sense. Could also just say that its just some censoring by the traveling scholar and she was actually nude.

>> No.21105242

>>21105236
It’s all fish oil. Nasty things.

>> No.21105249

>>21105242
Fish oil makes me want to do nasty things.

>> No.21105271

>>21105249
Iike?

>> No.21105282

>>21102644
>Knocks on your window at 3 am
>ANON WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED LEARNING SPANISH DO YOU NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE

>> No.21105289

>>21105282
Spicy Latina owl.

>> No.21105293

Guys guys guys here me out.
What if... we put a fairy in a dunk tank full of holstaur milk?

>> No.21105303

>>21105293
No idea, but i love fairies with large tits.

>> No.21105307

>>21102644
Whats with this duolingo meme? I dont get it

>> No.21105317

>>21105293
Flying boobs and stress ball.

>> No.21105374

>>21105307
Out of context, the messages the duolingo owl has for failing and neglecting the app sound like its threatening you

>> No.21105376

>>21105307
Apparently the push notifications that you missed a day, is getting more aggressive or something?

>> No.21105381

>>21105303
Same. They’re super cute.
Pocket paizuri!

>> No.21105399

>>21102644
So a clingy green owlgirl that forces you to learn other languages?

>> No.21105411

>>21105271
>Paizuri
>Eel slime baths
>Cooking
>Slip and Slides
>Baby juggling
The list goes on.

>> No.21105427

>>21105058
Hot damn those eyes are frightening.

>> No.21105431

In Greek Myth Cupid was said to be blind. What do you think of blind Cupids?

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>> No.21105467

>>21105452
I'm scared to go to the gym because of friendly Hellhounds.

>> No.21105470

>>21105431
Skilled archers that have such great experience with the bow, all they need is their sense of hearing... And panic when you aren't holding their hand.
Perfect.
Anyone got the blind lizardman pic?

>> No.21105508

>>21105431
They probably use it as an excuse to cling to their husbands..

>> No.21105530

>>21105271
My taxes

>> No.21105545

>>21105470
They probably have a Nier style blindfold.
>>21105508
Oh of course.

>> No.21105564

>>21105470
>>21105545
>Blind Cupids are Eros’ most skilled archers and angels
>they stoically state that they can sense what is around them up to miles away and that their gift of sense is unparalleled
>as one is describing this, her husband drifts away to check out a nearby menu for lunch
>Cupid becomes visibly upset and stutters in her monologue, hurriedly skipping over to him to cling to his arm
>”S-so anyway, that’s why we’re the toughest. Husband, please don’t run off so suddenly! P-please!”

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>>21105467
>Friendly hellhound spots you while you bench press at the gym
>As you lift you look up
>She's visibly panting while ogling you
>Her gym shorts are a bit damp

>> No.21105591

>>21105564
Adorable.
>>21105579
What if I'm new and don't know what I'm doing?

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>>21105467
>Gym Hellhound
>She notices you're new to the gym
>She shows you around and/or helps you out
>You notice a bit of a nervous tick from her
>The lose contact along with your thick scent triggers her rape instinct
>She suppresses it for now
>She sees you off and you two part your ways
>Next gym visit you see her again
>She chats with you a bit and you two do your workouts separately
>During your workout, you can't help but feel something's off
>You decide to call it early and head home
>The walk home feels eerie for some reason
>You get the feeling of being stalked
>You constantly look back to see if anyone's following you
>Your eyes scan every inch or your surroundings for something out of place
>Nothing seems off but you're still in a panic
>Your pace quickens in a hurry to get home
>Two blocks away from your destination, you're practically running
>You stop to look behind you again
>Nothing's there
>As you turn back around to keep running home, you're greeted by the hellhound you met at the gym
>She's got a crazed look in her eyes
>She nether regions are dripping
>She lunges forwards to take you right there on the spot
And that's how you and the hellhound at the gym became married!

>> No.21105613

>>21105604
She's probably 7 feet tall with boobs that'd make a Holst blush.

>> No.21105625

>>21105613
And every day at the gym, you get the pleasure of rubbing those large, sweaty tits in the back room.
And every night at home, you get the pleasure of planting your face between those large, soft, squishy tits after a good night's fucking.

>> No.21105630

>>21105625
Sounds pretty nice. MGC gym is a fun place.

>> No.21105647

>>21105467
i'm against the gym in general so i'd workout from home

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