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>>2108072

Don't make me use my Inferno heat stab on you.

nice blog bro

No you're fat. sage for fat man

OP is true japan

>>2108076

An attempt at doing a Wind tunnel vertical slash takes away 900 calories, I'm far from being a fatass.

inb4 aikido2.jpg

Level harder, bro. Then perhaps you can learn the Dragon King Slice (Japanese ZUN's secret move).

>>2108091


I heard that can rip all the muscles in your if done improperly.

>>2108067
HITEN MITSURUGI......

>>2108067
Being a kendo practitioner, this made me rage hard.

>>2108104
OZORIUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2108113

Rage is good, it increases the heat of the Inferno heat stab, almost enough for it to be called the Dragon's flame stab.

>>2108122
>>2108104
KENSHIN!

>An attempt at doing a Wind tunnel vertical slash takes away 900 calories
>900 calories
Holy fuck, that must be hardcore. I mean, doing one too many of that must make your body disappear or something.

>>2108144

Yes it is, my sensei can only do 2 before exhaustion takes him away.

> Being a kendo practitioner
Pffffffffffffffffffuhawwwwwwgigawarosu

amazing, will read again

Rate my build /jp/

1.Pidgeon's beak stab
2.Turtle's parry
3.Midnight slice
4.Tiger's claw slash

Pfft, scrub. Come back when you can do an Earth Rendering Counter Slash with one arm WITHOUT calling out the name of the attack.

You see, I'm an alpha Kendo student /jp/...

W-what the hell is going on? this is not Kendo at all

is it worth putting 5 points in ravenous zeal strike /jp/ ?

>>2108192
>without calling out the name of the attack

Imp-impossible!

>>2108192

Let's see if your Earth Rendering Counter Slash can defeat my Phoenix Everlasting Inferno rendezvous strike.

>>2108186
Pretty solid

I'd add a neutral positioning move like Half crane step. Helps in dodging/positioning yourself in a good strike zone while keeping your spots defended.

>>2108224
If these two moves should meet then the person with the highest Ki wins. How are you're breathing and tempo techniques?

>>2108233
I'M AN ALPHA KENDO STUDENT.

BREATHING AND TEMPO? PSHH, THAT KIND OF STUFF IS FOR BABIES. I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE BASICS.

>>2108237

Enjoy getting side pains mid-battle.

i don't really understand kendo at all.
if i got a stick and another guy got a stick, i'll fucking swing it so hard in his face he won't even know what hit him cause of his consentration of trying to breathe normaly.

>>2108250
I HAVE EVOLVED PAST THE BASICS

Hnnnng MY SIDE

IMPOSSIBLE.....I HAVE NEVER LOST A MATCH.

>>2108268
Actually, a real Nihonjin kendoka (that means kendo player) would deflect your attack without even flinching and then put you in your place with his sugoi kendo waza (that means technique)

>>2108186

what, no Swallow's Flight Reversal?

My muay thai beats your boken

>>2108307
Nobody uses that any more due to the development of the Counter of a Thousand Cherry Blossoms.

what the shit... really...

>>2108336
enjoy your Hundred-Strike Cherry Blossom Slash

>>2108280
>Actually, a real Nihonjin kendoka (that means kendo player) would deflect your attack without even flinching and then put you in your place with his sugoi kendo waza (that means technique)
TL?

Greetings /jp/. I bring salutations from /a/. Good to see you having fun threads like this. The only saving grace for our board is the current Saber dumb that has been going on for several hours now. It consisted of 24 threads, however the GET faggots sent most of them flying off page 10. Still, the noble dumper presses on.

Anyway, feel free to check it out and keep up the quality threads such as these. Honestly, I lol'd hard.

This is my final attack. I don't need any weapons or gear. ಠ_ಠ

>>2108336
Pfft, that's nothing compared to my Crafty Swallow Confuses Hawk feint.

>>2108371
shazam

>>2108373

Can't beat my Break the Waves parry.

>>2108363
Buthurt over the get.

>>2108363
>Saber dumb
I love spotting typos and Freudian slips.

>>2108376
No one outside of my family name is supposed to know it's name, how did you know?!

>>2108381
I'd simply follow through and give you a taste of my Dragon Whisker Sideslash.

>>2108394
Not if I anticipate your moves and deliver my Punch To The Face and break your ribs.

Has the Midnight Typhoon Slash fallen out of popularity?

>>2108411
Yeah, people prefer to link Great Vorpal Lightning Break from Ice Fang instead.

>>2108411
only because Dragon-Breaking Slash does more damage against dragons/reptiles

>>2108411

I hope so. That shit was just a ripoff of the Moonlight Vortex Cut.

I've mastered the Blade Braver Crimson Steel Strike.

This thread is so same person it hurts...

>>2108067
>>2108488
same person.

Is Kendo as cool as Bamboo Blade makes it out to be?

go kill yourselves...please

>>2108783
I saw a kendo club at my college once. I was tempted to stick around to see if there were any cute lolis who could kick my ass. It certainly looks cool.

>>2108813
Tama-chan was so moe.

>An attempt at doing a Wind tunnel vertical slash takes away 900 calories, I'm far from being a fatass.

huh?

263263+B > Wind tunnel vertical slash.

You are no match for my Spirit Steel Shot Of Justice.

OP, have you mastered the Amakekaru Ryo no Hirameki yet?

I wonder if other dojo starts with Braver like mine. I hope to master Climhazzard soon.

>>2109867
no, he lacks COMPOSURE.

>>2109867
Isn' that a Battou technique? How can they do it without a saya...?
Unless... no, it can't be; not the HITEN MITSRUGUI RYU'S SHIN AMAKAKERU RYO NO IRAMAEKI KEN??!!

FUCK THIS SHIT BANKAI!

My sword is now a Mecha!

>>2109879
no it's a futaenokiwami thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TCkKBhU1mI

>>2109870
I see what you did there.

Kendo is lame, my Iaido skills only shine when I'm using a real katana.

>>2109874

>>2109933

Today in Neo-Tokyo

I almost, just a hair stand away from defeating Shinaidaa with my Burning Blade Attack.
I'm pissed, although I did succeeded in making him withdraw.