/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1st for Griffons

>>21071942
Maids are olev.

What do you love the most about your favorite species? for me its the fangs

I like monster girls with native and traditional clothes.

>>21071947
I want a Cheshire maid.

>>21071950
Is "everything" an acceptable answer?

>>21071950
The core, because it's her weak spot and always shows her true emotions.

>>21071964
Well,yes,but what if she personally asked you what monster bit of her you love the most?

>>21071950
The feet.

God I love undead so much

>>21071993
Pity a harem of undeads most likely wont share a heat source

what are your favorite undeads? with what body types?

>>21071950
They like to live quiet and solitary lives and are big dorks.

>>21071975

>>21072007
I was thinking of that one too.

Do jabberwocks horde gold and jewels like normal dragons? If not, what do they horde?

>>21071950
I love everything about the Night Gaunt. The Kuudere personalty, the black hair and white skin, the latex, the transformation. The only girl that even comes close to mattering to me is the Nacho. I do kind somewhat find it too bad that harems bother me so much because I guess it could be fun but the Night Gaunt is the only one for me.

>>21072011
Horny, virile men.

>>21072011
Semen,i dont think they care about material stuff

>>21071950
Kobolds are an anon's best friend! Also the petplay.

>>21071975
Cute feet

>>21072011
Fetishes and number of times they've had sex.

>>21072011
why do i always have the mental image that the jabberwocky friends are always a hidrance or trolling her

Got some nice wife commissions today
http://twitter.com/split_ass/status/1111516691454980097

>>21071999
Not him but for the longest time I really liked the Ghoul and the Dragon Zombie but recently I've really come the like the basic skeleton. The Kuudere personality, the pale white flat loli body, and fact the you help her find her own identity and meaning from being a mindless golem makes me really like her.

>>21072007
Post the abs version.

>>21072037
Wonderland is a land of barely comprehensible monsters and purple cats that think bullying and pranks are valid forms of affection
Wocks have to befriend each other or the rare Alice that wanders by

>>21071999
Not him but
>A petite, oujo Wisp with a lithe frame, but slightly larger thighs and butt. Similar to the profile pic.
>A boobalicious, bombshell Banshee, with Sword Maiden tier proportions, and BIG hair.
>An athletic, tomboy Ghoul with a tight ass, slight abbs and toned legs. Smug like a Kakuen about her nice round ass.

>>21072007
>when the portals open, Berwicks cat will turn into Nekomata

>>21072011
The virginities of countless numbers of men and women

>>21072011
Sex toys made from gold and jewels.

>>21072040
>Garter straps
wildly unfair

>>21072060
No no i mean the duo tentacles that come with the jabberwock anon,like eating her food or bothering her on her sleep

Fat fannied felines.

>>21072117
Flat maids with child birthing hips

Where would you take your wife(ves) for a good meal?

For me...
>Lunch special at a local chinese place that's great.

>>21072185
Pears are great too.

BEEG sneks

Anons, don't bite.

>>21072011
Mercury and mushrooms.

>>21072219
She'd be perfect if she was a little smaller. 100 ft is my limit

>>21072229
Why would they hoard Mad Hatters?

>>21071950
That tail is irresistible.

>>21072250
No one's better at brewing mercury tea.

>>21072219
Nottu thisu shitu again.

>>21072190
I'll make her a meal!

>>21072190
>Give my lamia a basket of eggs
>Tell her she has to eat the eggs
>Watch her go at it

>>21071950
Remove fangs.

>>21071942
>stocking'd toes out of frame
.less you absolute gay shit

>>21072312
If this has a follow up I'm done with the internet today

>>21071950
The tail for sure. Dragons' tails are a miracle of the universe.

>>21071993
>God I love undead so much
Me too.

>>21072074
The garterbelt is a curious piece of clothing, in how it can be high class or very sexual. I want to see black garter straps pressing against a loli Wight's pale, plump butt and thighs.

>>21072403
Gross. This is a proper Lich. Yours is broken.

>>21072074
It's fair to my dick

>>21072426
A proper lich is one who excites her husband's desires

>young boy about to start his adventure in Zipangu
>He got his trusty demon silver sword
>a Nurarihyon takes interest in him and joins him while disguising the fact that she is a yokai
>The boy wants to defeat every type of yokai and become a hero
>The adventure basically becomes him somehow defeating yokai and the Nurarihyon adding said yokai to his expanding harem
>He thinks he just leading a party of adventurers

>>21072466
Is this MGQ in MGE?

>Oni tries to Kabedon you
>accidentally breaks wall

>>21072306

>>21072503
Just not as /d/ I guess.

>First yokai encountered is a friendly wife slime
>Nurarihyon convinced the Nureonago in secret to play along
>Tutorial fight ensues

>>21072521
Like this?

https://imgur.com/a/VABatUV

>>21072530
I'd imagine the wall collapsing behind him and the Oni is now on top of the guy

>>21072521
>She accidentally headbutts you in the process

>>21072522
Awesome. What is this? What happened next?

>>21072426
Loli Liches are very much proper Liches.
>small and cute, easy to manhandle
>nice hips and ass, body built for groping and sex
>plenty of scientific curiosity regarding your penis entering her mouth, pussy and ass in a variety of positions

>>21072559
Oni ga Deru ka Ja ga Deru ka

>>21072594
>Oni ga Deru ka Ja ga Deru ka
Thanks a bunch.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

Epic copypasta!

>>21072613
>>21072594
You may recognize such panels as:

>>21072522
>>21072594
>>21072625
Nyaa does have this. Where do you pick this up?

>>21072673
Use mangadex.

What's better?
>Your monster girl wife thinks you're the absolute most beautiful and hottest man
>She finds you cuter and more adorable than anything and anyone

>>21072693
The later, even if I’m not actually cute

>>21072693
This depends on your relationship with the girl, really. I'd tend towards girls that would appreciate handsome/sexy over cuteness, though.

>>21072693
I want my wife to pretty much literally worship me and my cock and be so clingy she can't live without me being with her and in full body contact with me at all times.

>>21072693
Maybe it's just me, but the latter sounds really patronizing for some reason.

>the former sounds like absolute bullshit
Yeah, it's definitely me.

>>21072693
Disgusted by my human form but physically and psychologically addicted to my cock.

>>21072426
You're close, but not for the reasons you think you are.

>>21072693
I want my Shortstack momster wife to consider me cute no matter how much taller and bigger than her i am.
Then of course fuck her in fullnelson when she teases me about how cute i am.

>>21072625
>>21072673
there's cute parts, but so far it's not very good

>>21072724
This.

>>21072693
>>21072693
what about nonchalant?

>>21071950
Spade

>>21071950
W I N G S

Also adorably light frames.

>>21071950
i don't have a favorite species, there isn't one that get's me going yet :(

I head canon that the slime carrier herself has a choice on how she increases her species.
The first way is by basic Slime division. This is pretty self explanatory in that its just the slime dividing into a new parasite that needs to infect a women into a slime carrier. However usually the relationship between the two will at best be that of sisters (barring some circumstances) and at worse friends. It is also usually the more common method due to if being vastly easier than the other way, Although with the problem of course being that you dont really get a daughter.
The second way is that they will birth a Slime carrier. Simply put the women will experience a normal pregnancy and birth except of course the child will come out as a already infected. The resulting daughter will of course then proceed to maturate with her Slime. It is much rarer due to the inherent difficulty associated with it. The advantage of this is however the child will be much stronger then a normal Slime carrier and is also much more adept at controlling the slime.

What is some head canon you have about your favorite species?

>>21072799
>>21071950
i guess kakuens. i have a fetish for nympho girls and girls who aren't half-conscious, so her taking matters into her own hands to live a sex life that's beyond the norm itself is my favorite thing about their species. they like sex the way a perverted man does instead of being a vanilla basic bitch succ who wants to be taken using seductive charm to lure her prey, so boring and it's a waste of my energy to chase after a pretty girl

>>21071950
>>21071973
Y'know, it's probably the eyes.
You can change a lot and it can still work, but they have to have those trademark eyes.

>>21072810
Night Gaunts can choose how much mucus they put out and, when not wearing their husband's mucus, can stop producing it all together if they wanted to take a bath or sleep in a bed without wetting it with their mucus. Also since their body and the scarf like trail of smoke behind them glows with the mana being burned to create their mucus, if it gets on inanimate objects or the floor, it eventually evaporates back into mana and disappears if not in contact with a living being.

>>21072526
I wish the Gargoyle's petrification became something they control instead of vanishing entirely.

>>21072897
why?

>>21072693
First for sure.

>>21072897
i've read the profile and nowhere does it state they loose the ability just that
> they finally become able to move freely regardless of day or night

http://imgbox.com/g/CJJh6nvbaJ
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 53. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.

>>21072911
there's something to be said about becoming a statue with your lover at the moment your passion reaches its peak in order to preserve all of those emotions and sensations for hours, possibly longer

>>21072794
spadetails are very cute.
Even on dumbass lims.

>>21072794
I love spadetails too
Even on dumbass lims.

what pizza toppings does your waifu like?

>>21072739
That's to be expected since the entire premise is:
>"Son, I need you to marry and impregnate all these cute monstergirls."
"But I don't want to! I hate you dad!"

>>21073028
Meat and more meat with lots of spicy things.

>>21073028
Meat Lovers.

>>21073028
Extra cheese, but pizza is her greatest weakness and enemy. She hates getting grease and cheese on her paws so she either has it fed to her by hand or eats it with a fork and knife.

>>21073049
>>21073055
based meatlovers. I actually just got one

>>21072693
Is there a more masculine word for cute available?

>>21073044
>Get in the fucking lamia shinji

>>21073105
The scale goes
>Beautiful
>Cute
>Handsome
>Rugged

>>21073117

>and now for an MC that fucks everything

>>21073028
Ricotta. It makes any pizza a bit lighter.

>>21073044
Based solely on your description, I'd probably do the same (at first). Tell me to do something and I'll tell you to fuck off, but present me with a buffet of monsters I can impregnate...

Does Charon-chan treat you any better or worse if you were buried with a gold coin to pay her for your ferry ride?

>>21072403
>>21072426
>>21072726
All liches are cute!

>>21073163
His reaction was understandable at first but you would think he would accept it after a while.
>Been called disgusting by every girl you’ve ever met
>Suddenly find out that it’s your family duty to marry monster girls and they all can’t stand not being with you

>>21073247
>>Suddenly find out that it’s your family duty to marry monster girls and they all can’t stand not being with you
I'd be panicked as fuck to suddenly learn that out of nowhere desu

>>21073247
All I'm reading is that he's been given reason to consider girls icky and a whole lot of authority and responsibility to rebel against/panic about. Were it me, it'd probably be best to introduce me to best girl who would never win normally first, then produce many more totally voluntary but beneficial options once my dick was wet and best girl confirmed her place as head wife.

So how long until KC finishes the RPG or whatever and making another girl?

>>21073270
Yeah. No matter how you slice it, the dad is retarded for handling it this way.

>>21073163
>Your long-ago ancestor was nobility of some importance, and your bloodline still matters. Girls will come looking for you to the both of you and your future heir can claim what is yours. Some of your suitors might be rivals.
Or
>A human scientist wants to study the pregnancies of monsterous races, but due to budget cuts and lack of volunteer, she could only hire you. No matter, if you put your back into it the trials will go as planned.
Or
>General harem shenanigans.

>>21073247
>>21073255
>>21073270
>go your entire life failing with the opposite sex, thinking and eventually accepting you're going to die alone
>suddenly out of nowhere get told 'NOPE, YOU GOTTA FUCK THESE DOZEN INSANELY ATTRACTIVE AND EXOTIC WOMEN WHO LITERALLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, GET MARRIED AND HAVE LOADS OF KIDS'

>>21073318
I mean yeah.
A dozen is way too fucking many.

>>21073312
I'll take B with a side of C that still results in me getting laid frequently. I'm not much of a harem fan in general, but it could be fun and frees flme from the blood ties of A.

>>21073318
Look at this dumb dragon.

>>21073318
Or you could just ask

>>21073044
Maybey hes into dudes

>>21073328
god damn Satorin's hands are tiny

>>21071950
The gentle femdom

>>21073328
>Just ask
Asking, the forgotten art. So many thread scenarios turn from a hard yes to an instant no because the girl does something creepy or breaks into my house or some such instead of just asking for dick.

>>21073328
Doesn't 'been called disgusting by every girl you've ever met' imply that? Clearly didn't work.

>>21073324
You can date them, marry them, do whatever once they're knocked up, as long as you keep assisting in the reproductive cycles of sentient non-human beings.

>>21073379
Same here. Someone forces me into a situation and I hate it. If a monster girl shows genuine interest and is upfront with her desires and I’m putty in her hands.

So anons, would your wife/wives join you in a nap or take advantage of it to do something to you?

>>21073028
Cheese is always a good go-to fo all of us. Maybe my waifu will have some sort of meat if she wants to spice things up, and our daughteru is a big fan of pepperoni.

>>21073450
Naptime is sacred anon. Most times it would be something that's shared, but never ever disrupted.

>>21073450
naps are for when wife(s) are satisfied.so they can't take advantage of the situation for lewd stuff

>>21073450
She doesn't sleep much so she'd definitely use the time to tease me. She might rub me down with a mamano potion, and then wake me up by riding me.

>>21073450
Nap time is best time, cozy only

>>21073450
I sometimes imagine that my loli Night Gaunt wife would sleep laying on top of me and when I wake up she will have encapsulated us both in her latex so that I would need to transform to dissolve it to get free, which leads to other things.

>>21073450
The wife and dormouse would join in on the nap, though that would probably lead to us getting frisky in bed after we both sleep a little. The large mouse would probably just come in and bounce on the bed around me till I got up and did whatever she wanted to do, or until I grab her and pull her under the covers to forcefully cuddle her with my dick, and then just cuddle her.

>>21073450
Yes. Waking up to a full bed and a snoozing wife when you went to sleep alone is nice, but so are slow cuddlesex or a half awake blowjob. It's all situational, really. If I collapse into bed because I worked hard and I'm tired, please leave me alone (though I probably still wouldn't protest if I'm not asked to move much); if I just fell asleep because comfy, I'd welcome intimacy.

>>21073485
I cant sleep

Which monster gives the best headpats

>>21073665
Fuck off Ace

>>21073450
Yes.

>>21073645
A good cuddlepile can aid with that

>>21073673
>Wanting to headpat your wife is ok
>wanting to be headpatted by her is bad
Fuck off maledomfag

>>21073699
Cuddle piles cannot be beaten

How big do you like your dragons?

>>21073784
About this big is my maximum

How big do they get in the big titty region of Zipangu?

>>21073784
Fairly small.

>>21073793
>Fat shit and giantess shit in one image
Fuck off

>>21073797
Theres a reason why the titty empress has two onis with her wherever she goes.

>>21073810
You know I think she can walk under her own power she just likes the way it looks.

>>21073818
Anon! Don't go and blow her secret out in front of everyone!

The robes are supposed to make people think she's NOT ripped under them!

>>21073822
Oh dear, no one wants to see her with the body of an Ochi.

>>21073801
Is that smol dragon already married? I bet the 250 CCs would be jealous.

>>21073784
Well, I'm a manlet at 5'8", so I think 7' would be good. That way, she can rest her large breasts on my head when she's standing behind me, or when we're having sex in missionary position, I can bury my face in her tits as I pound away. A tad bit of pudge would be good but not much. Just enough so that she has very large tits, and so that she's a tad squishy. Pic related is my absolute limit on the pudge.

>>21073793
That's a good size for full body blowjobs. I wouldn't mind if she took that size temporarily for some Wonderland-esque activities, but I wouldn't want her at that size all the time.

>>21073825
Indeed, the nobles are supposed to be elegant and large chested!
Not well chested and built like an Ushi wrestler!

>>21073784
>>21073793
>Still mad after people call you a shitposting faggot
Sad.

>>21073784
It depends on the setting
Modern? 8-10
Fantasy? 8-[data expunged]

>>21073840
She's so jealous of those Kobe Holsts, perfectly elegant with huge breasts.

>>21073848
Yes.
Doesn't help that they show up at every imperial gathering either.

>>21073852
And of course she dreads the day someone gives her a man to play with. She can't imagine the look on his face when she takes off her robe to reveal her toned body.

>>21073784
>>21073793
Fuck off back to /trash/ vermin.

>>21073860
Exactly.
She dreads the day her husband first sees her naked.
There's a reason why she cuts off access to the beach when she goes and only bathes with her most trusted servants.

>>21073864
Those Oni twins must be very worried about her.

>>21073867
They are.
The red one in particular is very loud about it while the blue one is a bit more...'subtle' with her threats.

>>21073861
Wouldn't it be /d/
Those images aren't furry

>>21073869
Well I wish to marry that empress, but there's no way a commoner like me would right?

>>21073869
Can a commoner marry the empress?

>>21073874
>>21073894
Possibly, you just either need to be in a position to take responsibility, do a deed that'll make you someone worth marrying, or you catch her attention.

>>21073312
>Lack of volunteers
>In a study that involves the impregnation of exotic women with no consequences
>Apparently straight from the tap, no turkey baster involved
Wait... This should be setting off some very large red flags, actually. You'd think there'd be a line for this even if they weren't paying.

>>21072994
>>21073002
Bullies will be executed

>>21073918
>that face
kek

>>21073930
>>21073918
>It's a livin'

>>21073930
No buli

>>21073940
Buli to death. Then follow her to the afterlife and bully her forever.

tfw no dhampire GF

>>21073450
I don’t take naps. If she was sleeping, I’d probably leave her be and quietly hnnng from how wonderful she is and how lucky I am to have her.

>>21073912
Oh you know, not everyone is willing to agree to the study conditions, or they want to marry before having children, or they think its some kind of trick.

>>21073960
>They think it's some kind of trick
See this? This right here? It's why I'll never be the MC of anything.
>Sexy research study for reasons?
I expect a trick, no signature
>Girl falls from the sky?
I'm sure as hell not taking her home to nurse to health or trying to catch her, I call an ambulance
>Someone's about to get hit by a truck?
I gasp from the safety of the sidewalk
>New hafu girl in class?
Those horny monkey's around her look annoying, I'm going to the roof

It's like I was meant to be plain.

>>21073832
>He thinks 5'8 is manlet
Try being 5'5. I suppose it'll be nice when the portals open and even small monsters are big but right now it sucks. I can't even reach the top shelf in my kitchen.

i want to be a repeated rape victim of a sex-craven hottie who'll always take dominance since i'm incompetent of obeying anyone's lust, even my own.

>>21073945
too busy fighting her mom to care about human men unfortunately. try fucking the vampire mom instead, at least they have nothing to do, sitting in that castle all day

How do you handle a wandering merchant you somehow keep bumping into?

>>21073426

>You exchange friendly chats with your monster girl neighbor on a somewhat regular basis
>It surprises you that she hasn't made any sort of move on you in the time you've known her considering you're still single. At most, she's done light teasing/flirting.
>But one day, out of the blue, she says she has something to tell you, emphasizing it's importance.
>She outright states that she is very interested in you and that she wants to start doing romantic stuff, have sex with you, etc.

>>21074081
Ask for a customer's loyalty discount

>>21074081
Take her off the main path a repeatedly bump into her some more.

>>21074081
be cautious and not be an asshole. if she's bumping into you on purpose to try to be in a relationship with you but you don't know her at all, avoid her passively and be nice about it because she could be a psychopath who's sensitive

>>21074081

You sell her some of those nice trinkets you've been finding at a high price. Then you use that money to buy that gun that's not just about shooting but it's about reloading. You know what I'm talking about.

>>21073328
I love how casual itou lifes girls are about life

>>21071950
>>21071973
Her HUGE TRACTS OF LAND.

>>21074085
>She outright states that she is very interested in you and that she wants to start doing romantic stuff, have sex with you, etc.
>Having made her intentions crystal clear just like your hakutaku neighbor told her, your mantis neighbor blinks at you expectantly
>Or maybe her eyes are dry, you're never quite sure
>"O-okay."
>You both pretend not to notice the horns sticking out of the bushes

>>21074051
>5'5"
Holy shit, you're not even a man. Your best bet is probably to settle with a loli, damn.

>>21074051
>Try being 5'5.
Try making random phone calls to fast food delivery joints. Maybe a goddess will show up and be your girlfriend for 20 years and never lay you.

>>21074196
Anon don’t call out the manlets, or the nerds that have allergies or that are scared of squirrels

>>21074196
What's wrong with 5'5
I wish I was 5'5 because I want a busty domme vampire to tower over me

>>21073312
>Option A
>You get numerous letters claiming you to be the heir to a ancient lineage of the original hero who sided with the Demon Lord
>You just think it's some sort of Danuki scam that'd end with you in indentured servitude and use them to warm your fireplace
>Suddenly one day a Lilith shows up at your door
>You lock your doors, close every blind, turn off every light and hide in your attic
>She just barges in and starts rummaging through your home
>Feel like a Jew hiding from the Gestapo
>Just as you think she's gone and move from your hiding spot she appears right in front of you
>Before you can register what's happening you're teleported to a much fancier room
>She starts explaining that father retired and left much of his wealth and land to his nearest male decedent, aka you
>All of a sudden you just became the most eligible bachelor to pretty much every lonely monster in high society and word travels fast
>Dragons, Vampires, Banshees, Ryus, Pharaohs, Apophises, etc. are lining up out your door
>Can't even lock yourself away because the Lilith who started this all keeps setting up dates and balls in hopes of getting you a wife
>In the off chance you do manage to find yourself alone you're not because a Kunoichi will be ready to "assassinate" you
>Have to practically live around your guards who try to hit on you more than the other noblewomen

>>21073960
>or they think its some kind of trick.
Why wouldn't you immediately think it was some Cartel or black market shit where they steal your organs and dump your body in a ditch somewhere?

>>21074196
>>21074204
Manlets have feelings too you know...

>>21074263
I was doing an Ah My Goddess reference. Whatevs.

>>21074263
now imagine how women think of you if this is how other men see you
>when not even the monstergrills would want you

>>21074266
It's okay, I understood that reference.

>>21074266
I didn't get it, my bad.

>>21074263
Learn kung fu. Develop a bod. Climb that bitch like a jungle gym. Remind yourself that Chuck Norris lost a fight to a man smaller than him.

>>21074268
>Mocking someone by saying they're too short for MGs to want them
>Chooses a MG pursuing a 3foot something child to illustrate this

I hope the irony isn't lost on you.

>>21074268
It hurts because it's true.

>>21074304
Brainlets were the true manlets all along.

I wish I was a manlet because I want a busty domme vampire to literally look down on me

>>21074196
I mean, I'm essentially a Hobbit IRL. A sad, drunken little man who whores and drinks himself into an early grave waiting for the sweet embrace of Nyx as she carries me gently into the everlasting darkness like a mother with a babe at her tit.

>>21074248
What would be the best way to completely surprise all the high class monsters? Marry the maid maybe?

>>21074304
>>Chooses a MG pursuing a 3foot something child to illustrate this
>child
It's because she's a pedophile.

>>21074248
>>21074330
>Marry the cute but poor cheshire cat, and rescue her from the streets, and into a life of luxury

>Infiltrate mamono realm and the largest city there
>Strip down naked
>Lather self up in a slippery, body oil
>Put on a luchador mask
>Run through the town's streets, entirely nude, while jacking off
How many did you attract the ire of?
How many failed attempts of wrestling you down were there?
How long before your caught, subdued, and raped?
Who and what species of girl is the lucky winner who takes you away?

>>21074051
>5'5
Damn. Sucks to be you
>t. 5'5.5

>>21074418
>Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!

>>21074248
>Really like demon and pharaoh
>see this
Mercy

>>21074418
>How many did you attract the ire of?
Hopefully I can get all of what passes for the police or city guard after me. If I get smug enough maybe they'll send the hellhound guard captain after me!

>>21074204
Well to be fair they did unlock his sexual desire at the end and get married (it turned out it had been sealed away all along, hence why their relationship never really went anywhere except emotionally). What pissed me off was they never addressed Belldandy's desires. Were they sealed as well? We know she's capable of lust at least.

>>21074418
This sounds really familiar.

>>21074418
>Who and what species of girl is the lucky winner who takes you away?

The first monster girl who wants him and doesn't have to touch him to catch him. There are a fair number with abilities like that.

>>21074580
>Not having an antimagic luchador mask that also acts as a gas mask
No cheating here lad, if they wanna catch anon they gotta play fair

>>21074490
>"Come my king, we can join together and create a modern day dynasty, with all the wealth and power you can dream of. Just take my hand in marriage."
>"He doesn't care about any of that boring stuff, do you Anon? You just want a nice comfy house, plenty of money, and a wife to spoil you rotten. Nobody wants to spend days shuffling money around in trusts and bank accounts and playing kiss-ass at boring parties when you can be doing what you love. I can take care of that wealth for you, I'm good at it."
>Anubis tries to butt in with presentation on why you should marry her boss while the Pharaoh while the Deon tries to get you to follow her to a minor plane of existence she owns.

Why are big warrior MGs best when sporting huge heaving breasts?

>>21074664
I wanna be a healslut for a big meaty warrior MG!

>>21074667
>Healslut
True healers are like the chainsmoking ex-wife.

>>21074664
I want to be the warrior that protects the loli witch until she become onee-sama witch and starts protecting me with her powerful spells

>>21074676
Not if they had a meaty warriory MG holding them tight at the end of the day

>>21074664
Gap moe? Brusque tomboy or jovial warrior personality paired with a bombshell body usually associated with ara ara~ MILFs, or aloof vampire types.

>>21074676
Cynical, jaded, curses like a sailor, and still puts out like a slut for his beefy tank wife?

>>21074682
That is cute too.
Although I imagine she'd be testing her limits out when she's a teen.
I would be lying if I didn't enjoy that fantasy too

>>21074685
>Spoiler
Pretty much,

And big beef with big bust is good.

>>21074603
Oh god. The choice is easy, I pick both

>>21074685
>you will never be a cynical jaded healer who gets dominated by a cheerful lovable warrior Monster

>>21074685
>(you) healer
>Meaty tank
Which monstergirl would be the best dps?

>>21074790
A strong shortstack that goes berserk when you tease her about her height

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all vampires are the high society types, a few are book nerds that rival even liches.

>>21074838
And some are petty nobility that genuinely care for the villages by their castle and involve themselves in the nitty-gritty of agriculture and cottage industry. Often, their family trees feature mayors' sons, blacksmiths' sons, merchants' sons and even farmers' sons.

>>21074790
A pear-shaped loli wielding a BFS.

>>21074790
A Redcap because they are small enough to throw.

>>21074857
>Minor noble vampire
She's the cutest family of moderate wealth

Someone think of an interesting scenario to get in to involving monster girls

>>21074867
>moderate wealth
Maybe now, but when her distant Wight cousin abdicates to retire in Makai, she'll soon be heir to the throne of an Undead Kingdom! Can she and her husband Barnes Willworthy rise to meet the challenge?

>>21074857
>Some vampire clans have detailed lineages and relics pertaining to their history
>Hers just has a small wheat farm

>>21074818
this. being the healslut of a shortstack dps is the best.

>>21074867
>Ancient venerable vampire houses never having any decendents because all the vamps are stuck up and way too tsundere that it drives the guys away in droves
>Minor vampire houses on the other hand are flourishing with dhampirs and full blooded vampires
>Ancient vamps try to tell themselves it'll only cause wars for succession but in truth they only strengthen their bloodlines by buying more land and making money off said land
>It gets so bad that regal red carpets made from the finest silk are stained with ice cream as the older vampires start resorting to kidnapping men
>>21074920
>wheat farm
>Not a wine vineyard

>>21074920
If by small, you mean 2,000 acres of prime land for demon taters. Also, all vampires keep detailed lineages and relics.
It's just that her lineage features more Gamgees, Finns, and Gumps than LaFayettes, Bismarcks and Metternichs. Being who they were, these horny handed sons of toil left the family good, long lasting relics like a demon silver axe that's been in the family for centuries, the Shovel of Theseus, and a well cared-for yew study table.

>>21074890
A interlectual debate with a salamander
Bright coloured mucus toads wearing messages urging you to lick them
Soldier beetle that does things but only speaks single words
Vampire daughter raiding her mothers garlic stash

give kejourou a haircut.

>>21074920
>even though she's only moderately wealthy, she still gets pangs of noble haughtiness every now and then
>puts her hands on her hips and puffs her chest at her latest "treasure", proudly showing it off to everyone
>it's just a better millstone she bought for the local bakery since the old one was wearing down
>still shows it off with all the airs of a queen displaying lavish art and sculpture

>>21074955
Wouldn't that be like cutting a cats whiskers or something?

>>21074955

Get a haircut from a kejourou

>>21074965
no, it would be like keeping her power levels under control. you don't want kejourou to get TOO happy now, do you?

>>21072521
>>21072530

>>21074974
can she shave my body hair too?

>>21074985
Yes, but its gunna result in sex. Although i have a feeling that was your plan.

>>21074955
Kinky.

>>21074982
What a powerful sex machine.

>>21074982
Office Oni is gonna have some major explaining to do.

>>21074982
>Rata-chan taking photos
Scoop acquired!

>>21074976
>Not wanting your waifu as happy as can be
I understand though, if it was up to a vampire she'd probably make it eternal night probably angering the plant girls

>>21074982
Damn that's a nice delivery. She looks cute in that uniform.

>>21074982
Cute!!!

>>21074982
>that OwO succ returns

>>21075001
>The moment you realize undead plants would be brown

>>21074988
nah, i feel ugly growing a forest on my planet earth, i just want to look refine. also shaving my tummy and stuff will only make kejourou proud for her hard work, i doubt she'd want sex after doing so from being distracted by pure concentration on manscaping

>>21074989
until the hair starts growing teeth and eyes and tries to eat me

>>21074992
I wanna hug that sex machine!

>>21074992
more like hug machine, she looks like she'd give a massive, strong hug

>>21075015
"And that was when I realized that my kejourou wife was actually a shoggoth. Also, that she had a nibbling fetish."

>>21075010
Kejourous are masters of multitasking. She will be jerking you off with her hair vagina.

>>21075030
she must be hiding another brain in that hair of hers, then.
>>21075015
cool, a futakuchi-onna monster girl

>>21075016
more like sex that hug machine.

>>21075046
Why not both?

>kirby inhales your waifu
what powers does he get?

>>21075041
>she must be hiding another brain in that hair of hers, then.
Well yeah Pretty much. Kejourours are just that skilled.

>>21075052
Fuck off with this shit

>>21075052
Fangs

>>21075052
I don't want Kirby to eat my waifu.

>>21075057
i hope you get taken turns getting gang-raped by desperate and lonely kakuens you loser.

>>21075052
off topic image

>>21075073
Go back to /v/ you unfunny nigger.

>>21075073
How strange that you use a blessing as a curse.

>>21075052
Why is this thread always so fucking autistic about shit like this
You have to be a special kind of retard to get this offended by a picture like this

>>21075091
>>>/out/
Go back to where you came, faggot.

>>21075091
eh, idk, let's just ignore it, anyways. case closed

>>21075091
All intense hugboxes develop like this. Just roll your eyes at the meltdowns and move on to another conversation.

>>21075099
>WAAAAAAAAH
Point proven, thanks

>>21075083
you have to shower every single one of your rapists in banana cream pies. but then again, that might not be so bad after you climax on the 4th kakuen that's raping you

>>21075106
>ree why don't you like shitty off-topic spam >:(((((

>>21075123
>Spam
Seething

>>21075123
Dont reply, he is seething because he is the one that posted the picture

>>21075129
Yeah, this shit always happens when people call someone a shitposting fag.

>>21075127
>>21075129
The only thing that should be seething here are ushi-onis. Seething with sexual desire for a lonely anon's dick.

Personal recommendation: Remove her seal before engaging in sexual intercourse for the first time with her.

if the demon lord got sick one day or she's is going on vacation with her husband, who will take her place until she returns? what would that vice-demon lord do during her temporary reign of power??

>>21075137
I bet PSA's would be made for virgins that give them the wrong information on how to avoid capture. Stuff like:
>Take off a ushi onis seal to render her stunned.
>Manticores are weak to their own venom.
>Slime Carriers dont exist, Save women when being attacked by amorphous blobs.

>>21075156
The first lilim.

>>21075159
Oh definitely. Never underestimate a monster girl's cunning, especially when they're horny and starved for love.

>>21075091
You have to be autistic to enjoy it as well

>>21075159
>The Order Paladin's Uplifting Primer

>>21075163
sounds like a boring candidate. plus we don't even know anything about her,
maybe the chief demon army commander
the great kahuna of the titania league of the north
or the arch-baphomet sabbath superintendent who checks up on all the baphomets to see if they're doing a good job would work

it's all about what's on their portfolios and who would seem like a good candidate. family inheritance is for when the demon lord dies from the weight of dark succubus energy that has pressured her body from not enough men deciding to be a monster's slave

>>21075156
This is the only recolor that makes the original look bad

>>21075196
>or the arch-baphomet sabbath superintendent who checks up on all the baphomets to see if they're doing a good job would work
>maybe the chief demon army commander
This is Bapho-sama which does also make sense, but i fear her turning every girl into a loli. Which is a bad thing.
Rest of your comment leads me to believe your a troll. As such fuck off.

>>21075213
You may well be right, but a titania deom lord stand-in giving her armies nap time and inspirational bedtime stories amuses me something fierce.

>>21075219
Pretty cute.

>>21075236
They should get their clothes properly fitted.

What species is your ideal milf/momster, and what does she look like?

>>21074085
That’s infinitely better than something like poisoning me or kidnapping me or stuff like that. If she’s genuine I’d lay it out that I find her attractive and we should start dating.
>>21074188
Mantises aren’t normally my type but I’d definitely be willing to try. I bet that cow would Kyaaa so hard if I took her friend’s hands.

>>21075219
Yeah thats true.

>>21074248
Why would you lock the doors and hide from a Lilim?

>>21075270
gyaru selkie. has beautiful brown skin with long wavy blonde hair. pretty tall for a selkie and kinda thick. but not too thick where she looks borderline chubby. wears anything that makes her boobs and ass look big whenever we spend our time together (probably to entice me into having powerful primal sex with her in the most degenerate way possible), and wears a bit of makeup when she's super ready to slay boredom in the bedroom

>>21075270
This is the perfect wife

>>21075288
Because its not just a lilim, but the Mother of all lilims and already married ruler of all monsters?

>>21075270
Like this, but a slime carrier.

>>21074955
Why is she pinching her own ass?

>>21075319
showing you the shape of her cheeks to lure you into embracing the hairy girl creature herself

>>21074982
She looks like she’s trying to decide whether to abort or to just take him now

>>21075319
"Your hands could be here," methinks.

>>21074982
Wait, is that this oni?

>>21075270

>>21075270
This

>>21074982
What a cute dork

>>21075270
https://i.imgur.com/qIQWsUv.jpg

>>21075393
Nice.

>>21075270

>>21074982
T-Torako?

>>21072251
B is for hunting, A is for loving

>>21074982
Nice

>>21072219
This fetish is fucking trash

>>21072426
Mana is stored in the breasts

>>21075746
No it's not, not in MGE at least. Magic is stored in the cunny!

>>21075270
Troll wearing one of those backless sweater dresses

>>21075270
Exactly this.

>>21075749
Does that mean if i fuck my shortstack pslimes cunny enough she will get super magical?

>>21075270
Snek, but a picture of the ideal milf snek doesn't exist so here's an elf you can imagine is a snek from the waist down

I mean, I do

>>21075783
I want her to sadistically tease me
>You will never be suffocated by those giant baps

>>21075783
Do Ryus count as snakes?

>>21075787
I just wish what she was from wasn't age regression

MILF who can make a grown man look like a boy is better than just MILF and boy

>TFW you'll never be incubized so hard by a tanuki that you need a ball bra

>>21075822
Gross

>>21074418
eel has experience with slippery dudes, beware.

How noisy is your waifu when she give you a blowjob?

>>21075980
Dunno, I'll tell you when we try it.

>>21075980
Somewhat noisy.
Some sound is quite a turn on for me, but too much and it just becomes weird.

>>21075393
>nursing tentaclejob
nice

>>21075393
>https://i.imgur.com/qIQWsUv.jpg
I expected it to be Maona nature goddess porn.

>yet another day selling drinks in MGC

>>21076284
I want to introduce burgers to Zipangu.

>>21076323
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/03/28/business/tokyo-hotel-serve-giant-100000-wagyu-burgers-honor-new-emperor/
>tanuki wants to know your location

Dead.

>>21075270
Like this.

>>21076670
man this artist really likes sweat

>>21076617
I want to spoil my ochi bodyguard until she's just a soft housewife.

>Gang of criminal monster girls capture a human police officer
>They have their resident boytoy fuck her while they forcefeed her transformative items and blast Judas Priest's Breaking the Law at max volume

>>21076743
my Brother

Weekends are for relaxing

>>21076857
That they are, especially with the wife(ves) and kids.

>>21075848
>>21072117
That's what happens if you only make the minimum monthly payments

>>21077064
What are you talking about?
Fat feline fannies are neccessary

>>21076284
I'd be okay living in this reality. Monster girls just exist and are fairly well integrated. They are the answer to the timeless question: "Don't you wish there was something to marry besides humans?"

>>21077073
I don't know how that cat reply got in there. Only meant for the Nookie

>>21077089
Ah.
On that note
>Tanukis selling penis enhancement drugs

They'd love the internet as a new market place.

>>21076284
Basically, the green snake had her life saved by the immortal white snake and treats her like an older sister. Would you be able to handle a pair of snakes as wives?

>>21074861
Pear-shaped loli monsters would be the kind of party members that start weak, but can become very powerful after training and leveling.

>>21076857
All Winterstown residents are required to have a mofu blanket for long days of cuddling and sleeping together

>>21076857
>Also, should a human who is distressed on a snowy mountain wrap themselves alone in this blanket, a monster of the snow country will surely come to join them inside.
>Even if they fall asleep in the cold conditions, they can sleep in snug safety, when they wake up with a fluffy blanket, wrapped up in a fluffy Yeti's arms.

I wonder how this works, since the blanket's main function is to block/insulate mana from escaping the blanket, just how do snow country monsters so perfectly sense someone who is using it? Perhaps a blanket in use releases its own particular mana signature?

>>21077163
I wanna lay on a mofu blanket while cuddling with whitehorn

>>21077193
It absorbs and transforms in response to it and likely ends up becoming a beacon to them

>>21077163
Even those who are making the blankets to make money and survive? Something's whack about this new law...

>>21077260
It’s like how people up north in small communities leave their cars unlocked in case they’re attacked by a bear. The cold environment can be dangerous for the ill-prepared. By mandating and handing out the blankets, they can ensure no one dies of exposure.

>>21076781
I want to be a police officer who gets kidnapped by a pack of sewer rats and is fucked silly by them until I’m just their dumb boyfriend whose too addicted to them to go anywhere without one of them by my side!

>>21077437
Is there a giant rat who makes all of the rules?

>>21077561
No, only a rat queen.
>"She" is just three large rats with their tails tied together
>They bicker about absolutely everything, especially about who loves you more

>>21077591
That's a Gordian knot that's not getting cut any time soon.

Why do snake girls get all the good doujins?

>>21077632
Because snek is craftiest of all the creatures in the garden

>>21077632
I came across an ancient hellenic myth where a snake woman steals Heracles cows and tells him she'll only return them if he has sex with her.

>>21077650
Did Herc ask her to explain further?

>>21077662
I dont think so, their next interaction is her asking him what to name her child.

>>21077681
>Perhaps name it after the father?
>Little Herc...
>How'd you know what I call my penis?

I wanna bully a centaur

>>21077650
>>21077681

Do you look at mg stuff at work?

>>21077947
i like my job so no

>>21077947
That's what my phones for.

>>21077947
I'm lucky enough to have a job where I can pretty much do whatever I want on the computer as long as it looks like I'm working.

>>21077947
>work

i need a girl to nurse me back to health

getting sick as an adult is bullshit

https://imgur.com/a/9CQt1iL

New commission set got finished! Set is kinda large so i just made an album for it. Didn't have much art of 1 on 1 scenes with the mice, so i decided to fix that!

>>21078001
how do you think
>>21078011
pays for commissions?

>>21078011
Jesus christ almighty anon, that's a lot of excellent images. How much did they cost you?