/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21009520
It's Sunday. Did you go to church?

>>21009528
It's Saint Patrick's day. Have you started drinking?

>>21009542
N-no.

>>21009528
I want to help a cute and busty nun experience the joys of a loving relationship and the joys of pleasure with my incubus dick.

>>21009528
I want to be the bodyguard/husband of a dark priest missionary

>>21009528
I would rather have a flat loli Dark Angel.

>>21009528
No, but if she removed that chain from her tail and wrapped it around me then i might worship her.

>>21009528
I worshipped my waifu's ass.

>>21009601
Good man

>>21009601
Donkeys are not gods!

>>21009619
I do my best!

>>21009627
But I do ride her everyday though!

>>21009565
Based and redpilled

>>21009633
Nothing based about being bound in the bondage of faith. Seek enlightenment on your terms, not through organized religion's trite rituals and traditions!

>>21009528
churches are for priests who diddle with little boys and nuns who whack you with rulers for being disobedient. i'd rather hang out with my monster friends who wouldn't assault me in any way.

>>21009645
if organized religion leads me to getting chained up by >>21009528 then it's all worth it

>>21009647
>and nuns who whack you with rulers for being disobedient
Where do I sign up for baptism into this?

Roll for a monster.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono
You wake to find that you have come down with the dreaded zipanguese cold. It's a bad one. High fever, full-body aches, shivers, dizziness, nausea, shallow breathing, the works. You're pretty miserable and in considerable pain. Walking even short distances is difficult, and you're too dizzy and shaky to do much.

Lucky for you, the monster you just rolled has arrived at your home to nurse you back to health. Unlucky for you, she is not a medical professional or a member of the grelia sabbath. She has not been trained in healing magic or provided with monster medicine. All she has is a custom-made nurse outfit, some over-the-counter human medicine and roughly three days to try her best.

She will do all she can to help you feel better and take good care of you over the next few days. How does she treat you? Does she do well? How does she look in her uniform?

>>21009656
Forgot image

>>21009656
>nightmare
let me die. all hope is lost

>>21009656
>Ochimusha

I am scaroused. Though she'd probably try and be professional and do pretty well. Also the uniform barely fits, she does not realize this.

>>21009656
>Wererabbit
Uhh... I'm getting THUMPED

>>21009656
>familiar
She does pretty well. Also her nurse outfit is a bit to small on her oppai-loli body, barely even able to contain her glorious tits. She treats me by cuddling up to me and using her magic to conjure the items I need like food and water.
Overall she does a great job but vows to learn pharmomancy from the darkmage onee-san.

>>21009656
>charybdis
nonononononono

>>21009656
>red oni
Calling my mom to care for me instead

>>21009528
>go to church
or
>imagine plowing pear-shaped lolis from behind

I had some options and had to make a choice

>>21009656
>Mantis
She'll do alright. And she looks cute in that outfit.

>>21009697
>lolis
Cringe

>>21009714
Give your balls a tug, titfucker.

>>21009675
She'd probably snuggle up real close and press her forehead to yours to get your temperature. Very cuddly and gentle until you're feeling better. After that point though all bets are off. You gonna get bounced on.

>>21009697
That's not true, you could've imagined lolis while you were at church. Depending on your religion, your God may even approve.

>>21009627
What if they’re made of gold?

>>21009741
Do go on.

>>21009656
>Poseidon
>Guide II
>Guide II
>404
>Poseidon
>Guide II
>Poseidon
>Poseidon
>Guide II
>Guide II
Fuck this game

>>21009670
>ochi wearing a classical-style white kimono that almost looks like a burial gown but is way too short
>makes rice porridge and insists on feeding it to you
>it's bland but warm and filling
>she kneads your sore back and applies some vapo-rub, then starts stripping
>"I will warm the ailing goshujin-sama with my body."
>wraps herself around you under the covers
>she forgets that her skin is cold and dead, and you get goosebumps all over until she warms up
>tenderly jerks you off until you fall asleep

>>21009656
>weresheep
i'm sleepy the whole time

>>21009747
Can’t. Crazy old man is shoving gold water down my throat.

>>21009768
Sounds pretty nice actually.

>>21009656
>Gods
There is no cure, I'm already called forth to Asgard.
>Karelstein Yuriy
Now Hero of Lescatie. These hallucinations are getting worse.
>Lesser Succubus
Oh, now it makes sense. I was having fever dreams while the succubut was riding me. As for the treatments, she'll probably give me the medicine, tea and soup and spends rest of the time in skin contact with me. She believes in sweating the flu out. Through a sweaty sex. Can I get another opinion?

>>21009771
Wrong animal.

>>21009777
Sure YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!

>>21009777
>lesser succubus
Nursing handjobs, nursing blowjobs and healing through skinship sounds like a pretty good time.

>>21009656
>Mindflayer
Squids can't get colds. I win.

I wanna bury my face in a Hellhound's chest fluff!

>>21009804
I want to smell the raw smell of a in heat hellhound.

>>21009804
I prefer autism dog.

if one were to make a meme video of Makai Tenshi Djibril 4opening but with mge girls which mge would one use.

>>21009804
Gonna lick those abs!

Anubi and hellhounds are both pretty good, if they're little girls with big butts.

Since aquatic and serpentine monster girls can use polymorph spells to temporarily give themselves legs, the reverse should be true, right? Could you have hot snake sex with a Kitsune?

>>21009822
>Anubi and hellhounds are both pretty good
Correct my ma..
>if they're little girls with big butts.
What a narrow minded faggot.

>>21009810
adorable sleepy jackal. would tuck into bed and kiss on forehead for good night.

>>21009824
Not really. Those transformation spells tend to quickly unravel when their user is exposed to any degree of pleasure, so those lamia polymorphs don’t extend to sexy times.
Hell, it was mentioned that a kiss or headpat can be enough to reveal the ears on a disguised beast MG.

>>21009769
A bad fever can be painful and kinda scary. Snuggling and sleeping through it with a fluffy weresheep sounds like a great idea. You'd feel completely refreshed once you wake up.

>>21009850
Sounds fantastic

>>21009824
I could see maybe a breed like the Genie could be wished into other forms but the spell of Anthropomorphosis as it is is limited to changing inhuman feature to human ones and breaks easily. Maybe some other spell exist but nothing known does that.

>>21009846
Indeed, the monster turning back into her true form is stated to even enhance the eroticism of the experience for the man.

I really like how despite all the conveniences in the MGE, KC didn't opt to give a "here's a easy way to avoid touching monstrous parts during sex" spell/ability for the monsters.

>>21009865
>I really like how despite all the conveniences in the MGE, KC didn't opt to give a "here's a easy way to avoid touching monstrous parts during sex" spell/ability for the monsters.
why?

>>21009846
Finding tanukis must be super easy. All you have to do is make physical contact when handing over the money.

>>21009870
Because then why have a monstrous girl at all? Just go get a Majin type instead.

>>21009877
I don't think it's that easy. It's awkward and one could potentially get called out for sexual harassment.

>>21009877
I mean you could, but if you’re doing business with a disguised one in the first place I’d triple-check whatever it is you’re buying.

>>21009884
She'd be too embarassed to call it out and wouldn't even notice her ears and puffy tail coming out.

>>21009855
Hmm, hammock weresheep.

>>21009855
>>21009899
I now have a burning need to cuddle a sheepgirl to sleep while in a hammock.

>>21009883
>Because then why have a monstrous girl at all?
cause humans are shit
SHIT

>>21009897
I'm talking about in the case of actual human women. She'll think it's weird that you're "spychecking" her, and then you realize she's not a danuki.

>>21009870
Because monsters want you to love their whole body, not just the humanoid parts.

>>21009919
Oh, just pretend that nothing happened and it was a slip. Trust me, works every time.

>>21009913
that looks more like a goat but would hug deeply :3

>>21009941
She's just a little younger, her horns haven't grown in yet.

>>21009936
>cop a feel of a suspected tanuki.
>she lets out an eep at your forwardness.
>quickly say sorry and run away.
little did you know she was actually a kejourou instead.

>>21009951
6 >= 7 > 9 > 4 > 3 > 5 > power gap > trash > shit > dirt > cancer > 0 1 2 and 8
I want 6 to spit on me

>>21009956

Uh oh.

>>21009966
>6 >= 7 > 9 > 4 > 3 > 5
good taste

>>21009966
shit taste

Inadvertently forming a harem in the court of the centaur queen.

>>21009976
>anon makes it back home after his escape.
>goes to take of his shoes
>notices a hair wrapped around his finger.
>remove it easily from your hand.
>go to shower to clean up.
>Misses the piece of hair moving to open his door.

>>21009951
7 > 5 > 2 = 6 > 3 > > 9 > 8 > 4 > 1 > 0
>>21009966
>I want 6 to spit on me
Freak.

>>21009966
ye, 6 is besto
but I'd place 5 higher

>>21009951
I want 0's body with 7's hair cut and 5's personalty.

>>21009951
Would absolutely rail 7 and 9 until they screamed, just fuck their brains out until they go crazy, then snuggle and kiss 5 to recover and sleep it off.

>>21010024
>Freak
A freak with good taste

I really want a beautiful jet black and ebony tiger snake lamia.

>>21009951
I want 7 and 9 to sexually bully me

>>21009656
>Nurarihyon
Who is she and why is she in my house

>>21010079
Silly, she's your mistress and this is her house.

>>21009719
I want a Troll wearing this

>>21009810
They're both good girls

Monsterizing human girls is the best

>>21010015

>Anon notices the door open after he finishes his shower
>After drying and getting dressed, he examines the door. Did it open on it's own? He should really call someone to get it fixed
>Anon leaves, not noticing the hair on the handle.
>He heads to bed, getting dressed in PJs, too lost in his thoughts to hear someone approaching
>After trying to sleep for a little while he hears the door to his room open and soft footsteps getting closer and then stop
>He sits upright in his bed, eyes open. He can make out a figure in the darkness at the foot of his bed, the moonlight showing its silhouette
>He can see the figures' hair swaying gently, like it had a mind of its own.
>And then eventually Anon couldn't see the moonlight or the figure. His own head was being wrapped in something silky. It felt good.
>But it didn't stop there, his entire body was being wrapped in it. It felt really good. Anon was afraid before but those feelings have been replaced with comfort. He felt at ease.
>It was dead silence until now when some quiet giggling broke it. Anon could feel someone getting on top of the bed. He wasn't sure if he was unable to move or if he was simply unwilling to.
>A soft and feminine hand went underneath the silk and caressed his cheek. His clothes were being removed.
>He was then kissed on the lips and on cheek. "Let's enjoy ourselves.." a seductive voice whispers to Anon. It was going to be a long night

>>21010014
It's that slutty Bicorns fault.

>>21009656
>nurse alraune
Oh hell yeah

>>21010162
agreed. Monsterization is hot. Willing and unwilling.

>>21010178
And this is why you shouldn't grope random women.
>Wake up in the morning
>Think it was all a nightmare
>or maybe dream?
>Either way you make a move to get up
>only to find your still wrapped up in her hair
>also she is sleeping soundly on your chest
>dick still hard inside her.
>feels to good to try and wake her.

>>21009528
Don't need to. Sunday is prayer day when the church comes to you!

>>21010238
[x] Accept the lock of hair

>>21010249
>hair
what if its madusa and she gives you dead snake?

>>21010289
She gives you snake skin.

>>21010289
>Shed hair from a medusa just looks like the front half of a dead snake.

An intriguing idea.

>Accidentally ate march hare's carrot cake
How do I make it up to her guys?

>>21010302
eat her out

>>21009834
I worded my post poorly, it wasn't supposed to mean "exclusively."
But, that doesn't change how the best anubi and hellhounds are scantily clad loli wolfus with bodies that need to be put to good use.

>>21010318
While I do appreciate lolihounds, I feel like they tend to work better when they're Big™.

>>21010097
>not the house we made together
It’s like you know nothing about my wife and I.

>>21010249
You just made 200year old kejourou feel like the luckiest girl around. How does that make you feel anon.

>>21010318
Ah then go ahead. Still think doggos (and most mamano) are better with big titties.

>>21010302
get high

>>21010333
Pretty good.

>>21009656
>dragon
>almost guaranteed to be obnoxiously tsundere about taking care of me
>can't even tell her to gtfo because dragon
fuck this

>>21010355
Well she could become a follower of Eros and use the "enhance lover" spell on herself.

>The man will end up being pleasured and having his essence slurped amidst a sweet sensation akin to having “I love you.” “I adore you.” constantly whispered in his ears. Additionally, for example, even if a monster wife is reticent and inexpressive, and even if a highly arrogant monster calls her husband a slave and boasts that sex is nothing more than an act of feeding, the “love” hidden within will be completely conveyed to him.

>>21010327
Big Hellhounds are the best.

>>21010372
damn, anon. i can only hope that would be the case

>>21010335
>going down on a frog girl and then trip balls

>>21010421
There could be brightly colored Mucus Toads with potent aphrodisiac on their skin.

>>21009888
but you already handed over the money, there is no refunds.

>>21010399
Tied for best.

>>21009656
>Fallen Brides
>Koyoi

Guess it's an Inari. Devoted to getting me well, so not much to worry about.

>>21010458
I like being little spoon, that's why I like big monster girls

>>21010485
I see. I prefer big spoon myself, but I think the moral here is that everyone likes Hellhounds. They have a really great design..

Llttle Sabbath lolis doing erotic dances for onii-chan/daddy!

little pig
no more escape

>>21010497
Because we’re sharing I like be the big spoon to smol girls with massive tits.

>>21010507
I wouldn't mind watching my Kobold daughteru do a cutesy striptease for me as she gets out of a latex catsuit she's been wearing all day.

>>21010426
They must be so horny being covered in aphrodisiac mucus all day and night.

>>21010518
H'orcs and P'orcs are top tier. Nothing else better than sneaking up on one and grabbing her tits from behind

>>21010497
Mans best friend with benefits

>>21010458
That picture is a good description of the desire to play and "play" with a smug little hellhound. Those titties are a bit too big for a loli, but close enough.

>>21010528
Fuck off KDF.

>>21010580
But they do look like the right size for KCs petite girls.

>>21010458
>>21010580
https://i.imgur.com/sxbALaw.jpg
This is why I'm so glad that the *morphosis spells exist and can be interchanged.
Can't have just one.

>>21010677
Lazy, messy Yeti, I bet she sleeps all day and plays mobages on her big paw sized tablet at night

>>21010355
>obnoxiously tsundere
That’s an accident waiting to happen.
>get reprimanded by dragon waif again for, like, the seventeenth time today
>first you didn’t say “good morning”
>then you didn’t brush your teeth
>then you didn’t make her breakfast the way she wanted:smoked applewood bacon with fried eggs in the shape of a heart
>then you couldn’t successfully entertain her by falling off of your unicycle and being subsequently struck by each of the seven bowling pins you were juggling
>now it’s another bullshit stupid excuse for her to raise her voice at you
>again
>”You’re chewing your food too fast! You absolute buffoon. I can’t believe you have to be coddled like a baby over such an obvious hazard.”
>finally snap under the pressure to keep this gilded gecko happy
>”Okay, I get it! I’m a miserable loser! And since I’m such a miserable loser, why don’t you just let me leave already!?”
>you are immediately slapped across the face by an iron-hard, colored, scaly hand
>the peppered steak you were chowing down on is ejected from your dumb cheeks onto the floor to the right
>what follows next is stunned silence, both from you and dragon waif
>She wants to reprimand you for talking bad about yourself. She hates it when you do that because you’re the most flawless, most magnificent thing she has ever laid eyes upon and she is hopelessly lucky to have had you bless her life in the way you have.
>but she can do that because she’ll ruin her tough girl demeanor, and lose the only charm she thought she had
>so instead of saying anything—not even “sorry”—she just sits there, frozen like ice and just as expressionless and unresponsive
I-I’m sure it works out in t-the end, though. Right?

>>21010948
Just walk away. Nothing better than those tsun and abusive shits need to be taught a lesson that they cant just bully you around and expect you not to leave.
It works for many monsters from Cheshires to Nachas.

>>21010948
Just walk away. Those tsun and abusive shits need to be taught a lesson that they cant just bully you around and expect you not to leave.
It works for many monsters from Cheshires to Nachas.

>>21010948

for which purpose

>>21010948
To be a tsundere she has to show dere features rather than just keeping them in her thoughts.

>What do you wish of me?

>>21011098

>>21011098
can my wife be the demon lord and i can be the one to create bills and she passes them? pretty please? oh wait i don't have a wife whoops

>>21011098
for her to become 3'10" and her tits to become M (101-105).
Also for her to marry me.

>>21011098
I wish I looked good enough to be worthy of her.

>>21011098
Recreate the opening of wishmaster but with poetic license.

>>21011098
Troll Tushie

Would you explain to an Oni that wrestling isn't real?

>>21011221
Like you would pull off a genies pussy protector: Slow and Sensually.

>>21011098
All I wish for is a healthy intimate relationship with a monster girl who enjoys being around me as much as I around her.

>>21011098
I wish for thiccness.

>>21010590
Be nice.

Is there any good way to give a gargoyle daughteru a quality education outside of homeschooling?

>>21011394
Have you never heard of night schools?

>>21011394
See >>21011409, I'm sure plenty of other nocturnal species would send their daughterus to school at night too.

>>21011132
I (M-Cup) A G I N E

>>21011421
I cant. So i brought a diagram to help.

>>21011132
>>21011286
>Genie becomes a concrete-mixer thick shortstack with ENORMOUS tits
>"Ya know, usually laws of conservation would mean this actually didn't cost me any energy, but I'm still gonna ask ya for at LEAST a dozen loads tonight to pay for this."
>Notice her humming to herself and fondling her own body as you lead her to the kitchen
>She looks up confused when she notices this isn't the bedroom
>"H-Hey, whats the big idea?"
>The counter got no rest that night

>>21011335
Please fuck off.

>>21011421
>>21011428
Do monsters ever IMAGINE?

>>21011098
to see your anus

>>21011428
Literally every girl is wifeable. I could safely roll and have no fear. At the very worst luchadore guy looks like he'd be a bro.
So out of 42 I got...
21, or second girl in the second row. Extra short!

>>21011428
If those are what pass for Ms than I'm into something like Qs.

>>21011415
>a bunch of lolis running around town at night
Scary!

>>21011098
I wish to win our competition in a couple of week and make it to the championship.

>>21011473
They just want an education you meanie! It’s not their fault they’re sleepy or stiff during the day.
>>21011415
What species would be included? Owl mages? Rodents? Dark Mages with terrible sleep patterns?

>>21011435
Probably gunna need to wish for it to be fixed after the night. Which is going to cost even more.

>>21011442
Yes

>>21011457
Luchador being you means he can be disregarded. Also now i want to make a roll edit.

>>21011469
Nice taste.

>>21011498
>Yes
So short guy with a huge dick?

>>21011428
>170cm
Come on now

>>21011457
Luchador is the main character, he is only in the chart for size comparison with the girls

>>21011502
Or just a really big monster, like a bunyip.

>>21011469
My man!

>>21009520
>Monstergirls so far can only birth daughters and their female selves of the specific species

I know this may sound like something teegee and other people you may not like would say about Monstergirls of MGE. But honestly, it's not entirely far fetched. Yes Demon Lord Lilith and her Hero Husbando and even the Lilim daughterus are trying to fix that by making Mamono kind birth male human sons (Incubi). But so far, MGE Mamono are technically sexual parasites.

>>21011502
Male short stack is a thing. /d/ told me so!

>>21011502
'Big dick shotas' are a favorite search term of lonely dark mages.

>>21011496
>Owl mages? Rodents? Dark Mages with terrible sleep patterns?
Felines, Werebats and Vampires too.

>>21011496
Most kinds of undead would probably be included.

>>21011473
I want to date a wight schoolgirl in the middle of the night.

>>21011502
yeah although its mostly used for big dick men in general. Also dont feel inadequate monsters don't actually care that much do to mamano mana enlargement.

>>21011498
You should!
And that counter can be fixed easy. Next she wants you to break the table with her.

>>21011578
I will when i figure out how to!
That brings a whole new meaning to the idea of breaking in the furniture!

>>21011623
Imagine a harem of shortstack monsters. All different species and archetypes.

I want a kuufish sahu buttslut

>>21011637
>"Anon. Are you now going to pleasure yourself with this fish. I am prepared."

>>21011627
not a harem fan, but IMAGINE all that titty meat!

>>21011650
>>21011627
Coming home to a harem of 5 Draphs all ecstatic to meet you at the door, cleavage on display, would be heavenly.

>>21011531
Stop by her school at night and rail her in the bathroom!

>>21011627
I don't know, I'd need at least one tol monster for variety. Could be a titania that doesn't realize how big she is (though I don't really care for them), a lithe elf who tries extra hard, or maybe something like a "short" nightmare.

>>21011658
>Gyaru
>Goth
>Tomboy
>Genki
>Shy bookworm

>>21011641
I will indeed pleasure myself with said fish.

>>21011668
Mega-HNNG
Imagining all of their high pitched greetings as they cutely play up their roles

>>21011665
Titania sounds good.
>>21011681
The goth has to at least sound husky.

>>21011623
>the next morning, Anon wakes up and walks through the house to get his coffee, ignoring all the furniture and appliances that now have shortstack genie shaped dents in them

>>21011668
C-can I get the goth and gyaru rolled into one?

Friendly reminder to make extra sure you and your monstergirl wife are on the same page when it comes to how you plan to raise your daughterus.

You don't want to come home from work one day to find that your wife has tied your little one up, dosed her heavily with aphrodisiacs and she's sat in front of the door with your daughteru's delicate aching cunny spread open for you, do you?

>>21011704
Of course.

>>21011704
How does that work? We're not talking gothic lolita, are we?

>>21011687
Husky compared to her co-wives, for sure, but overall still a cute voice to a full sized man.
>Sit on the couch with spread arms
>All five of them clamber up and cling to some part of your body, stroking and kissing and holding

>>21011713
I doubt I'd have any choice either way

>>21011511
KC has stated though that the issue will eventually be fixed, and in the mean time the human race can afford the sexual parasitism since the monsters mostly take men who would likely never breed otherwise.

>>21011713
Oh anon, you have no idea. That's exactly what I want!

>>21011724
I imagine the Goth is the "leader"

>>21011688
Genie comes down a few minutes and snaps her fingers to fix it. Apparently she accumulated enough mana last night.

>>21011727
Imagine being a young priest only to get raped by your newly transformed older slime carrier paladin guardian.

>>21011733
>Goth takes her leader's spot right smack center on husband's lap, flipping back her long black hair and leaning back against his chest
>Gyaru snuggles under an arm, forcibly pulling it down to drape over her front and fondle her breasts
>Tomboy folds her arms and sits between his legs below, not showing how she's made sure to snuggle right between them, her head just in front of his crotch
>Shy Bookworm scoots under the other arm, blushing as she nervously fidgets and gasping cutely when he rubs and pats her head reassuringly
>Genki leaps from behind the couch, landing on the spot behind his head and plopping her boobs onto the top of his head, legs straddling his shoulders as she wiggles and happily bounces her boobhat

>>21011754
then give her good scolding afterwards

>>21011762
Heaven.

>>21011719
In terms of style, we're talking typical gyaru clothes in black and gray with goth aesthetics like bats, spiderwebs, and skulls.

Post your waifu's smuggest expression

>>21011785
Yeah, but what about attitude? That's what's confusing me most here.

>>21011762
Trying to put her face near his crotch
>When another girl is already in his lap
Well, at least we know they're friendly.

>>21011771
You mean the genie? Because she still needs some payment. Your silly to think your honey moon isnt going to be fucking the entire week.

>>21011798

>>21011798

>>21011798

>>21011830
Looks like the face of a women who cums from her tits being fondled roughly.

>>21011830
So uh you got the full version?

>>21011727
is kc still doing apologetics for the anti-monstergirl shitposters? never understood why he got so triggered by them

>>21011798

>>21011798
Each is roughly equally applicable.

>>21011840
That’s because she is anon.

>>21011847
https://twitter.com/geenymous/status/943562784674942976?s=21

>>21011805
That's actually a bit difficult to answer. The best I can come up with is "gloomy but with a valley girl accent." To be honest, I'm still trying to conceptualize it in my head.

>>21011798

>>21011798
Get bullied

>>21011798

>>21011863
>smug
>smugger
>smuggest

>>21011862

>>21011798
She tends to get raped after making this face

>>21011867
Thanks anon and i knew it.

>>21011762
Surprised your dick isnt immediately in Goth pussy.

>he wouldn't fry up bits of his snake waifu's shed skin and eat them as chips

>>21011798
Yetis aren't normally known for being smug snugs

>>21011925
Oh look, a fat American.

>tfw not getting summoned by demons

>>21012067
>When you get summoned and she expects you to make the contract
Role reversal is not always what it's cracked up to be.

What's the ideal gang composition for pulling off crazy heists? One male leader, an ochimusha with amazing sword skills, a greedy tanuki who is only kind of part of the crew and tsundere about it, but the last slot is missing.

>>21012110
A mouse. Quiet and sneaky and good for fitting into tight places with.

>>21012110
You've got the brains and the muscle but you're missing the wiseguy dexwhore. A ninja seems obvious for bants and muhZipangu consistency.

>>21012110
You need a happy-go-lucky genki girl that would murder everyone in the room if anyone hurt her friends.

>>21012110
Tanuki and sell DLC, profit

>>21012110
Macavity the Nekomata

>>21012104
>demon lord is traveling for a week
>you get fucked by a bunch of underlings
>it's not like you could stop them or anything
>somehow it's still your fault though

>>21011926
>Surprised your dick isnt immediately in Goth pussy

>goth shortstack is sitting in your lap reverse cowgirl, enjoying the sound of your beating heart
>your dick is buried as far as possible up her pussy
>from her spot between your legs, tomboy shortstack watches as you full balls rise up to deliver a huge load staight into the goth's womb
>she silently fingers herself, hoping she gets a turn soon

>tfw no Holstaur ice cream lady who gives you free "sweet cream" cones.
>she says its very special and its only for you, that she made it herself.
>says it'll help you get a strong bone.

>>21012067
So what do you demand for tribute after being summoned?

>>21012167
MILK AND COOKIES, FOR MY SWEET TOOTH IS AS MIGHTY AS MY WILL.

>>21011798

What kind of content do we need more of?
>Succubutt?
>Frogubutt?
>'Kadebutt?

>>21012139
Would you allow your shortstack wives to pleasure each other if our not able to?

>>21012188
Cute sexy robutts learning to feel love.

>>21012167
>get summoned by demon
>she has gathered several valuable treasures in anticipation of your demands for sacrifice
>"Oh great one, what does such a magnificent otherworldly being ask for in exchange for service to me?"
>"Uuh...got any pizza?"

>>21012110
A Mimic, able to teleport directly into all the worlds most secret vaults.
A Shoggoth swiss-army slime, the ultimate cat-burglar.
Xen-Panda as the face, because they are universally loved and skilled diplomats.

>>21012188
Frogu. Even the stickiest of frogs need love too

>>21012196
>"Pi-zuh? where do I obtain pi-zuh, oh dicked oned?"
And so began your first great lesson to the demons.

>>21012188
>>21012195

hugs, the forbidden content

>>21012167
Oyakodon with her mom would be a good start. Then maybe just creampie the both of them.

>>21011798
She's always maximum smug but I really like the smug in this picture

>>21012190
Of course, but if I'm around when multiple wives are feeling needy, I'd rather chug a doppel potion and give them all the attention they want instead of leaving them to their own devices.

>>21012215
What about the most degenerate of all fetishes:[spoiler/Healing.[/spoiler]

>>21012215
I want to hug an automaton so hard that I get to see her blush for the first time ever. No emotions? We'll see about that.

>ask if she'd like to hold hands and kiss
>remind her that it's a request, not a command, but you will only do it if she tells you she wants to
>little does she know you have an electric joy buzzer on your hand
>try acting kuu now, why don't you

>>21011852
Nope, those are things he's mentioned via settings info posts or questions he's answered Japanese fans.

>>21012211
Somehow, teaching monsters about modern, everyday things sounds like a ton of fun. Part of the reason I love ancient evils so much.
>"Vassal, what is this and what are it's applications towards world domination?"
>"I-It's a toaster. It makes toast..."
>"...Fascinating."

>>21012258
>"Ohohoho! To have an entire device dedicated to making one item for one meal of the day, truly you have shown your most sinful opulence!"
>"I mean, it also makes Poptarts."
>"Poptarts?"
Yeah, this is comedy movie material.

>>21012287
>have to constantly watch the toaster, blender and microwave to make sure she doesn't put anything dangerous in them
>she runs to you in a panic after putting a dozen eggs in the microwave and they all start exploding
>several times she puts casette tapes in the toaster and bread in the VCR

>>21012167
>”Bring me the knowledge of this land! I need to know of your understanding of the world in which you reside”
Really, I just want to know how the physics of this world works. If Newton’s laws don’t hold, I’m fucked.

>>21012258
Imagine her shock when you introduce her to french toast.

>>21012306
Really, it's all a question of which kind of fucked you are.

>>21012304
Now, add the fact that she never had to do her own housework or the like before...

>>21010485
>I like being little spoon
Based AND redpilled

>>21012312
Fuck off retard >>>/v/

>>21012311
That's why you get her a roomba. She stands on the couch like a cat, nervously watching it roll by with a kill-spell ready to go in one hand, and a handful of crumbs in the other.

>"it obeys, then, so long as it is fed?"

>>21012318
Seething

>>21012333
It seems like Alarm Clocks would be the worst to explain.
>”HOW DARE IT BELITTLE MY PARTNER?”
>”Why do you defend it if it causes such misery?”

>>21012312
>>21012340
Global rule 2

>summoned as a 'gift' for her prude second-in-command
>explains how you got magically selected for matching all of her intimate preferences, which she reads off loudly
>2nd is visibly pissed
>it's just payback for all the nagging

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left.
I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide.

Dont reply to it

>>21012355
That's a whole other slippery slope to explain.

>"Why allow such a crude thing to disturb your slumber?"
>"Well, I gotta go to work."
>"Who is this 'work' that has such power over you? Am I not your sole ruler and queen?"
>"If I don't go to work, I'll get evicted and maybe starve."
>"Who dares to make such threats? Against MY... my second in command?!"
>have to stop her from throwing a destructo disc into your office

>>21012370
>He SEETHED so hard he reported it
Triggered

>>21011098
I wish for world renowned cooking skills and a one way ticket to Winterstown

>>21012396
>y y you, too...

>>21012396
>but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome
Literally who cares? If anything that's a boon. I'd love if Monster Girls stay a niche thing seen by the mainstream as a basement dwelling dangerous hobby. It means it can stay nice and pure, and not get ruined by normalfags.

>>21012396
That's a very reasonable statement to make, but I think that you are a fool for saying it here. Anyone who agrees doesn't need to be told that and anyone who disagrees will never be swayed.

>>21012396
Hating women is cringy

>>21012429
Can i cuddle her? I feel a need with her, a need to breed

was looking for something wholly different, found this

anyone recognize?

>>21012403
Could you even explain the fanct that you have to work for a living to her? The immutable rules of humanity are that
>people have infinite want
>resources are finite, thus all decisions have trade-offs
Almost all of this world’s government, religion, and economics is based off of these truths. Do these hold true on the monster world, or are they on some kind of Trek-onomics?

>>21012462
Not really trek-tier, but you can just fuck and still get money in MGE land. The decisions to be made are much less harsh and the wants also are less broad.

>>21012476
>but you can just fuck and still get money in MGE land

Haha, what?

>21012396
I could already tell without checking this is copypasta from /tg/, and it was. Everyone who replied to that post is retarded.

>>21012486
So you as well?

Majority of CEO positions are overwhelmingly dragons.

>>21012484
They've got gems that collect the SE generated by boning. This energy can be traded in for dosh. You can literally get paid for fucking in the MGE, and since sex can also replace food and clothing is optional, all you really HAVE to address is shelter and maybe getting water.

>>21012486
>Say "Dont reply to it"
>They do
Guess they are being stupid on purpose

>>21012496
And there are disproportionately more troll, orc and elf shadowrunners than any other species.

>>21012506
It was tasty bait this time. I didn't reply, but it was hard. Plus, by not quoting you're posting underneath the other guy and there's no link to his post. Is that pasta new to these threads, though?

>>21012506
What authority do you hold over me? Maybe I replied just to defy you for trying to lord over me.

>>21012504
Does everyone have those gems though?

>>21009951
3 6 9
Damn yo fine

>>21012486
It's not even really that bad of a message, though

>>21012396
Unironically, women are better than men

>>21012504
More specifically they're an item that works like a battery for mana. They're worth money because they serve as a power source as well as a way to acquire specific types of pure mamono mana for study and experiments.

>>21012516
See >>21012535. They're a one star rarity, so if you want one you can get one with very minimal effort. You'd imagine the people collecting them would even give them out.

>>21012460
nvm, found it
https://nhentai.net/g/52212/

sadly it doesn't seem like the guy gets to j a m i t i n with the demon form

>>21012507
What’s a shadow runner?

Good night anons, take care and remember to be careful when going about after a workout.

Every girl from an alice to a dragon loves the scent of a man.

>>21012535
I imagine you won't get much money from it though thanks to its abundance.

>>21012516
Not exactly, but the simple ones are inexpensive and sometimes free, here's some of the article to explain.

>Since the simplest of these "Mana Cages" are very inexpensive, they are sometimes offered free of charge from Sabbath and the state.
>By placing this in the bedroom during nightly coupling, the "Mana Resources" collected in the container can be sold by bringing it to a Sabbath or State that needs it, as well as the nearest Magical Tool Store that receives a mandate from them.
>The existence of this magic tool allows a mamono and her partner to obtain a minimum amount of money, even if they just spend their lives coupling.

>In addition to the simple ones, various superior models exist such as those with enhanced mana gathering efficiency, and those that can compress collected mana which are more compact and suitable for carrying etc.
>Also, there are those that come with a technique to remove impurities, and can collect only the mana of a certain race from the air.
>There is demand for pure mana of a specific race for various magics and magical tools, and it also becomes things like medicines and perfumes for women who want to become a certain mamono or men who want to be liked by a specific mamono, it can be purchased as a high quality "Mana Resource" for a high price.

>Since these superior models use more advanced skills and techniques, they won't be handed out for free, you will need to save money to buy them, since purchasing them makes it easier to collect money, if you collect some amount of money with the simple ones, it would be nice to buy a high-end model.

>Since they become one of the interior pieces of the bedroom which is a love nest with their companion, for mamono, while the function is obviously important, the design is also considered an important factor, and there are also specialty magic shops that deal in a diverse variety of "Mana Cages".

>>21012556
Yep.

>>21012558
Minimum amount of money

>>21012558
>or men who want to be liked by a specific mamono

so if you like a specific type, you douse yourself in the spunk of a guy that's fucking one?

yikes.webm

>>21012570
What a cuck

Unsurprisingly responding to retarded bait leads to even more bait.

>>21012567
Well yeah, you're not expected to get rich off them.

>>21012570
Anon... that's not what they collect.

1. Monster has sex.
2. Absorbs man's essence.
3. Her mana erodes the essence, creating quite a bit more mana than originally existed.
4. Mana cage absorbs some of the excess mana the monster's body is continually covered in.

>>21012460
>>21012543
Fuck off.

>>21012535
>work a very demanding, seven day a week 9 to 5 job
>clock in for the day by kissing your wife
>start your nine o'clock shift with shower sex and lewd breakfast
>day shift involves a lot of foreplay, followed by missionary
>thank goodness for cosplay fridays and roleplay weekends
>sneak off for a quickie during your lunch break
>return to the 'office' for the afternoon, you've got a cunnilingus quota to fill
>five o'clock comes, and finally you get to clock out and go fuck your wife
>genetic data entry is a pretty demanding job, but the after-work sex makes it worth it
>the wife always loves ripping off your belt and tie after a long day at the office
>shame about all the shirts she's ruined, though
>you still haven't been late or called in sick yet
>maybe you should ask the 'boss' about a promotion

>>21012509
You're a fucking retard.

>>21012587

tl;dr: it's a cum derivative. The TAB soda of semen, as it were

>>21012609
I'm a retard who is not subservient to you.

>>21012611
Mana has no inherent mass anon, its a vital energy, "life itself" as Runya Runya puts it. Semen just has a lot of it, but its present all over and within the bodies of all living things.

>>21012624
>proud of being a fucking retard that constantly replies to bait
Please remove yourself from the genepool.

>>21012627
Their are three different types of mana and the one in perfumes is the type only mamano produce.
Also stop responding to bait.

>>21012570
You can just use mana markers

>>21012570
>>21012587
>>21012611
Just gonna ignore manure for growing crops?
>Farmer fertilizes crops using manure
>Crops are harvested and fed to humans/livestock
>Livestock gets slaughtered and fed to humans
haha you all eat poop

>>21012624
post girls you'd be subservient to

>>21012627
>within the bodies of all living things
midichlorians, lol
>>21012641
>breathing air that may have been expelled as a fart
what a pleb

>>21012648
Mana being in all living things is pretty common for fantasy universes

>>21012636
>Please remove yourself from the genepool.
Very ironic of you to say considering that we are in the monster girl thread, and therefore likely have no interest in procreating with real people.

>>21012648
>>breathing air that may have been expelled as a fart
I'll have you know that I am wearing a respirator at all times
>post girls you'd be subservient to
gladly

>>21012652
I'm telling you to kill yourself you dumb faggot.

>>21012661
Then be more direct, sir. Removing one's self from the gene pool only means to become ineligible for procreation.

>>21012683
Shut up nerd

>>21012656
Have you gained any breathing based sunlight powers from that respirator yet?

>>21012708
no
just lung cancer

What is it about turning a slim little monster into a walking avatar of fertility that is just so satisfying? I want to make her synonymous with the word "mother."

Do any of you anons have corruption fantasies? Would you be willing to corrupt a women? How would you do it?
I would probably start a normal relationship with a women only to use the slime potion and fire a slimy semen shot directly into her womb for pslime corruption.

>>21012713
Have you considered becoming a vampire husband about it?

>>21012719
>Turning petite monster girls into wide hipped milfs
Good taste anon

>>21012719
I wish I knew why. I feel like I'm the only one in the thread who doesn't want big titty shortstacks and to make a monster into a milf.

I just want my cute almost flat loli monster girl waifu to sit on my lap and be smug

>>21012719
It depends on context but can be dangerously wholesome.

>>21012726
I'd want her to ask for it, as part of a marriage proposal or other long term relationship goal. She wants to become a monster, so you can romantically hold hands and kiss during the change.

Even better if it's gradual. Start dating cute neighbor girl, she gets possessed by kitsune-bi, gradually becomes more of a tsuki, then after decades of marriage becomes an inari.

>>21012726
I’ve always been fascinated with consensual corruption and monsterization. Like she has a crush on me and wants to become a monster to pursue and rape me.

>>21012740
Short girls are shitty so you aren't the only one who doesn't want a shortstack

>>21012767
>>21012740
I like short girls (I like lolis, so obviously), but I don't like oppai loli, I don't mind oppai in general, but it's either adult oppai or nothing.

>>21012726
>be shota squire to a beautiful paladin onee-san
>secretly sneak demon realm ingredients, and later your own cum, into her food everyday
>says your cooking is getting more delicious by the day, even bringing her to near orgasm when she uses extra white sauce
>insists you start sleeping in the same bed at night, in the nude
>starts giving you the lewdest, sloppiest blowjobs before going out on missions, saying it will help keep monsters away
>doesn't even notice the familiar taste of your semen
>eventually she starts taking every chance she gets to have sex with you, whether it's behind some bushes in the forest or down a dim alley in the city

>>21012749
>>21012753
Yeah consensual is just as hot. I would probably tell her sometime before my love of monsters and if she would be willing to monsterize for me before I make that slime womb shot.

>>21012744
>years from now, your wife and mother of your 32 children (and counting) will look back on the day you brought her off the streets with a smile and happy tears in her eyes as she cuddles up to you and strokes her pregnant stomach

>>21012798
I'd prefer being able to name off my kids in under five seconds.

>>21012809
But that means only one kid with a Southern monstergirl.

>>21012744
>teaching feeling but more wholesome, with a stray kobold
>she starts scrawny and easily frightened
>depending on how you feed and treat her she can slowly turn into a smug shortstack, a tallflat ojou-sama or a curvy ultra-fertile MILF
>weeps uncontrollably when you ask her to marry you

>>21012809
Mamono mana will help with that

>>21012812
I don’t follow.

>>21012812
Of which my waifu is not, so that's not a concern.

>>21012817
How fast can you say "Roseaharn Lisa Anonymous Beauregard the Third?"

>>21012820
As the son of the biggest cattle auctioneer this side of them there hills, faster than you might think!

>>21012820
2 seconds? Also who the hell would name their daughter like that

>>21012824
Well, shoot! You might even get to have two!

>>21012827
>He doesn't know the Beauregards
How in tarnation?

>>21012785
How do they even pass the monthly inspections?

>>21012827
Roseaharn Lisa Anonymous Beauregard the Second?

>>21012835
The Superintendent-General is near-sighted.

You know what would be a great career? Filing dragon toe-claws. You get to hand around near dragon-feet all day and you can sell the filings to an alchemy shop for a massive profit.

>>21012853
>paladin onee-san has visible pleasure runes and you're sporting a bulge far bigger than any shota would normally have
>"Hmmmm. You two pass inspection."
>"Thank you, Supernintendo-General ma'am."

>>21012853
Near sighted and lack of olfactory sense inspector.
>day of inspection
>paladin looks fine from afar.
>but any person with normal could tell there was much wrong.
>like the copious amount of cum oozing from her snatch.
>or the strong scent of raw sex from very recent fucking.
>or even the many little cums stains on her clothes.
>yet somehow the inspector doesn’t and gives them a pass every time.
>only for them to then start and even raunchier round of sex.

>>21012878
Ah, well The Superintendent-General has the sniffles so it's only natural the smell would go unnoticed.

How would various undead girls respond to this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

>>21012890
My wife would be super excited when my dad tells her he made friends with Rob Zombie

>Quiet, everyday apartment life with a centaur

>>21009656
>Dark Valkyrie

How would that even work? How do extremist species show genuine tender affection?

>>21012922
>Centaur
>apartment
Better be bottom floor.

>>21012869
Is any of Side I translated?

>>21012885
Poor her. I bet she just can’t wait to go back to her priest friend. Seeing what looks like a totally perfect couple must make her anxious.

>>21012929
Very bashfully, with bright red cheeks and a wobbly smile. It's not like she likes playing nurse or anything. She's just making sure you don't go to that crazy order hospital where they treat everything with trepanation. You'd better thank her properly after.

Female on male gangbangs, as in a bunch of devilbugs ganging one guy. Yeah or nay?

>>21012954
I'll take it.

>>21012954
They're not for me but it's whatever.

>>21012954
I would take the extra plump rats from the alley

>>21012954
Yay but only with my wife using a doppel potion.

>>21012954
One of my absolute favorite fantasies is getting drugged, kidnapped, and raped/very forcefully husbando’d by a pack of sewer rats with the body of kaigunmilk’s rat girl or mousefag’s wife. That is a hard yes from me.

Also the gangbangs get bonus points if the girls go from using you as a sex toy to actually developing hard romantic feelings after you stick around the following morning.

>>21012954
I want a bunch of shortstacks to gangrape me and turn me into their housebitch

>>21012954
>Female on male gangbangs

difficult, because male 'bottlerocket' physiology

>>21013073
You have two hands and a face they can also use.

>>21013073
Mamono mana, son.

Did that anon who said he was gunna writefag something with wow Draenei ever actually do it?

>>21012545
basically mercenaries from a dystopian cyberpunk setting called shadowrun

>>21012954
Only if it’s a bunch of older sexually agressive Holstaurs taking advantage of my social anxiety to have their way with me.

>>21013305
I see. Also just wondering why elves are in a list with trolls and orcs. The body types seem unrelated.

>Getting wrestled down and fucked cowgirl position by your waifu's tongue

>>21013319
Akaneme or Mucus toad?

>>21013323
Neither. The worm of sand.

>>21013329
Ah, he meant the tongue literally.

>>21013335
The other two listed couldn't quite pull that off, after all. The sandworm has a really unique gimmick, doesn't she?

>>21013329
Oh sorry you meant the main body. My mistake.

>Normally they will use this ability to teach their husband their own weak point and get him to attack it. However, in the case of a husband having multiple monster wives, it is also used to share information about their husband's weak point with the other wives so they can more effectively offer love and pleasure to their husband.

I like the idea that even to other wives in the harem, the haku is a teacher at heart
The cold make a game out of it, drop vague hints about were the good pleasure points are.
and then do the same with her husband so he can find what pleasures them
Teacher cow is fun

i wonder, is it possible to friendzone a monstergirl? would men become picky like human women due to gaining a high scarcity value?

What monster girl would you like to see doing your job?

>>21013349
I still want to troll her with my Flat-earth beliefs!