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Its Chihaya's birthday!

Remember that she is the best idol and that she killed her brother for your sins!

>> No.20891243

>>20891179
shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHyv7cJRvYE

>> No.20891306

Chihaya has 2 threads!

>> No.20891509
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Happy Birthday Chi-chan!

>> No.20892066
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Happy birthday Kisaragi Chihaya

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OMEDETOU CHIHAYA-CHAN!!!!!!!!

>> No.20893499

How do I explain to Chihaya that I like her flatness?

>> No.20893528

>>20891179
Happy birthday best idol of all time

>> No.20893562

I only like her because she's the only canonical murderer in the series.

>> No.20893577

Use the catalogue you enormous faggot.

>> No.20897572

>>20891179
happy birthday to my wife, chihaya

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Happy Birthday Chihayan!

>> No.20898477

>>20893499
Slap her tits.

>> No.20898762

>>20891179

Does anyone have a link to those guys who gathered on one of Chi's past birthdays and gave her song together?

>> No.20903124

>>20891306
Not enough if you ask me.

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>> No.20905219

>>20891179
>>20893598

>>20905210

>> No.20907544

Chi-chan

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20910384

Man, Chi can't hold a thread anymore

>> No.20910396

>>20891179
Bulimia idol

>> No.20910657

>>20910396
She's toned.

>> No.20914162

>>20910384
The era of idols has come to an end.

>> No.20916299

>>20910384
That's because she has two threads.

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I'm a little late. But hey, better late than never.

>> No.20932911

>>20930261
Why does she need a bra?

>> No.20932970

>>20932911
Its padded. Common tactic for flatties.

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>> No.20950322

>>20932970
Man I hate people that lie.

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>>20950322
Welcome to women's beauty. The environment is steadily being poisoned from washing off the lies they wear on their face everyday.

>>20941083
Love that look she's giving the viewer. As if she just caught someone staring at her bountiful chest.

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>> No.20956108

>>20903124
yeah her tits

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>> No.20960610

>>20944326
Doctored image, this twig would never have a pound of muscle on her.

>> No.20963486

Whoo????

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>>20960610

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>> No.20966916

>>20965032
Who is that beautiful woman?

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>> No.20973732

>>20970339
What bully?

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>>20973732
NO BULLY

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>> No.20978327

>>20973797
Bully what?

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>> No.20982363

>>20979878
Why is Chihaya so small?

>> No.20984800

>>20964294
Is this supposed to be impressive?

>> No.20985572

>>20950384
But there's nothing to look at.

>> No.20988694

>>20973797
How does that work?

>> No.20988700

>>20988694
WELL FIRST YOU APPLY POWDER TO BUTTHOLE AND THEN

>> No.20991946

>>20988700
And then?

>> No.20995638

>>20891179
Chihaya is the sinful one though.

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>> No.21000985

I love Chihaya

>> No.21001209

今日は千早の誕生日。
思い出して彼女は一番アイドル。

>> No.21002176

>>21000985
Why?

>> No.21002317

>>20950384
Chihaya needs to be taken out.

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>>20973797
How does that work?

>> No.21007448

>>21001209
What did you just say about Chihaya?

>> No.21008084

>>20891179
Wood planks age?

>> No.21012836
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>> No.21015269

>>21008084
Wood is alive.

>> No.21016083

>>20898477
There's an event in the game (not sure if 1 or 1, probably 1), where she asks you to punch her in the stomach to test her abdominal muscles.

>> No.21016147

>>20984800
I can't do that, so it's pretty impressive to me.

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chihaya and me are both pathetic

>> No.21017600

>>21015269
Not after it's cut and planed FLAT.

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>> No.21028192

>>21023215
why is she so worthless?

>> No.21031255

>>21017600
She's not that flat in the front.
She has a penis.

>> No.21033262

>>21031255
That would explain /jp/'s hard on for it.

>> No.21033324
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She's just the cutest. I love her.

>> No.21035873

>>21033262
Chihaya the boy idol for girls only!

>> No.21037126

>>21035873
Unless it's /jp/ as they like anything with a tiny cock.

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>> No.21038965

>>21038815
The 2x4 is stuffing its bra.

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>> No.21048550

>>21044002
People find this body attractive?

>> No.21048829

>>21048550
Only people who get a hard on while walking through a lumber yard.

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Happy birthday Yayoi. Your image song makes chihaya go full on robotic monotone

>> No.21054509

>>21052164
A literal stick.

>> No.21054888

>>21054509
That's offensive to the children of logs.

>> No.21057403

>>21054888
You're right. I'm sorry.

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>> No.21059782

>>21059678
Literally can't cook because she might burn. She is a 2x4, afterall.

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>>21059782

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>> No.21064491

>>21062904
Just further proof that Chihaya is worthless.

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>> No.21069572

>>21065775
Why is Chihaya so useless?

>> No.21069886

>>21063473
this chih is very thick

>> No.21070605

>>21069886
Disgusting, isn't it?

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72

>> No.21071429

>>21070829
Give me 72 reasons why you love Chihaya

>> No.21074167 [DELETED] 

Chichan?

>> No.21075139

>>21069572
Because she's a useless 2x4

>>21071429
I can only give one, but I'm not cold and don't need to start a fire with some old, useless, broken piece of 2x4.

>> No.21078939

>>20891179
nothing like seeing "Its Chihaya's birthday!" every fucking day for the past month c:

>> No.21082073
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>>21071429
1) This is Chihaya
2) Chihaya is a girl
3) She's cute!
4) I love her!
5) Chihaya!

>>21078939
It's the best.

>> No.21082648

>>21082073
Do you get a hard on walking through the "Indoor Lumber Yard" at Lowe's?

>> No.21088570

>>21082073
That's 4 reasons.

>> No.21088601

here you go, chihaya-san! enjoy!<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="160" height="160" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/partyhat.gif"></div>

>> No.21089116

>>21088570
A million too many.

>> No.21092185

I am going to marry my skinny anal wife Chihaya.

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>> No.21093204

In terms of personality, 2nd vision Chihaya lacks that certain edge to her, like when she says "in our house, books are used for throwing, not reading" in the first game, newer version lacks some of that charm. OG Chihaya lives with her parents and hates them and them divorcing is a theme of one of the events, updated Chihaya is about her stupid brother and disappearing voice drama, which is much less interesting. I basically only like 2nd vision Chihaya for her looks.
tl;dr Idolmaster 1. Now THAT was a game.

>> No.21093945

>>21093023
This plane would eventually be found, shot down, it's pilot locked inside because anything with Chihaya is worthless and broken.

>> No.21095417

>>21093945
after april fools ends, i want it to be on record that i liked this post

>> No.21095965

>>21093945
Rude

>> No.21095970

>>20891179
Her mother did it
iM@S 2 and anime are not canon

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Chihaya is innocent.

>> No.21097668

>>21097637
If Chi was the US President during the Civil War, she'd on a cent.

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If I had mind controlling powers, I would force my cute wife Chihaya on her knees and into the receiving end of a bukkake of breast milk from large breast. Imagine her mindlessly and happily going from nipple to nipple, sucking them until they're dry

>> No.21100921

>>21095965
No, no it wasn't it. Chihaya is that worthless.

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Happy birthday!

>> No.21101156

>>21101153
Nobody cares.

>> No.21101183

>>21101156
Isn't this the birthday thread?

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>>21089116
And I'll give you seventy two million more.

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>>21100921

>> No.21104606

>>21101156
Rude

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>> No.21104639

>>21097668
I want to have a lucky Chi-chan

>> No.21104982

>>21104634
WHAT IS THE BANDAID FROM

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I love her so much!

>> No.21105229

>>21105188
Cute bow!

>> No.21105808

>>21104982
I nibbled her a little too hard.
Sorry, Chi!

>> No.21105830

>>21104634
Unbuttoned shorts are top flight.

>> No.21107345

>>21101238
An infinite amount too much.

>>21104606
Calling the dumb bitch dumb isn't rude, it's a daily requirement.

>>21101682
Holy fuck, she can't even sniper right. Why is she so WORTHLESS?

>> No.21107627

>>21105808
Why are you eating Chihaya?

>> No.21109034

>>21107627
The faint sheen of sweat on her sweet, supple skin where her butt meets her thighs is delicious.

>> No.21109688

>>21104982
Don't worry, her butt can take more than that.

>> No.21112020

Chichan!

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>> No.21112630

>>21112102
SHE CAN'T EVEN FAKE GUNS RIGHT. WORTHLESS.

>> No.21112641

>>21112630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

>> No.21113047

>>21112641
HER FANS CAN'T EVEN MEME RIGHT. WORTHLESS. FUCKING WORTHLESS.

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>>21113047

>> No.21113090

>>21113066
SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FACE. WORTHLESS.

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>>21113090

>> No.21113121

>>21113100
THE GRASS IS DEAD BECAUSE OF HER WORTHLESSNESS. WORTHLESS!

>> No.21113364

>>20891179
What is birthday sex with Chihaya like?

>> No.21113379

>>21113364
Like sex with a wood plank

>> No.21113792

>>21113379
Ouch. WORTHLESS

>> No.21117566

So which idol should I go to if I wanted someone useful? If they're all gonna be equally worthless, I might as well save my energy and stay with Chihaya.

>> No.21118395

>>21117566
Yayoi is practical.

>> No.21118467

>>21117566
the twins

>> No.21119184

>>21117566
Makoto is actually talented and has real skills to boot. She's far from Chihaya, which is my new word for WORTHLESS.

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>> No.21119732

I'm no idolfag of any kind, but Chihaya always seemed like a good sort to me.
Happy Birthday, Chihaya. Keep doing your best and all that.

>> No.21120919

>>21033324
Is she the Twitter idol?

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>>21117566
Look no further than Haruka "Cheer Higher" Amami. She carries the whole franchise by herself and is the absolute highest prize in the iM@S universe. In fact, the whole idol industry will crumble without this precious specimen of an idol.
>>21118395
Penniless is on exactly worthless, but it's not too far off. You can pick Yayoi, but if you do, know that you could've done better picking someone else.
>>21118467
At least post a justification. If they turn out to be problematic, you'll get twice the headache.
>>21119184
Makoto is also a decent choice as long as you're a girl. He is the boy idol- for girls only- so if you happen to be a boy, he'd be worthless to you.

>> No.21123818

>>21123732
how to date haruka

>> No.21123886

>>21123818
You start by messing with Chihaya so you can get Haruka's attention and have something in common with her at the same time.

>> No.21123906

>>21123818

Do you want 30 minutes or an hour?

>> No.21124780

>>21119724
has the haya been drinking?

>> No.21124998

>>21124780
She hasn't. But I have! Now I'm going to take advantage of her!

>> No.21126149

>>21124998
Like getting access to her bank account?

>> No.21126187

>>21126149

How much money does Chihaya have? She has a regular income, enough for an apartment by herself, and she's beyond a minimalist. Towards the end of the show, she's popular enough to be recognized in a crowd of normies. In the movie, she's world bound and 765 as a whole is popular enough to fill a huge arena.

>> No.21126642

>>21126187
I would say that she brings home money from her brother's death after killing him, but that would mean she's not CHIHAYA.

>> No.21128243

pisshaya

>> No.21130433

>>21113364
I don't even know what non-birthday sex is like!

>> No.21132833

>>21130433
Do you know what any sex with Chihaya is like?

>> No.21133133

>>21132833
Like getting splinters in your dick.

>> No.21133209

Just a sakugafag passing by to ask if whether or not there's a guide posted for idolmaster somewhere which has links to official artwork? I'm looking for artbooks and such including interviews. Sorry if it's too much.

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My cute wife Chihaya has no breast, therefore, no sex appeal

>> No.21138120

>>21137880
You don't have a wife, you own a plank of wood.

>> No.21138234

>>21138120

Don't talk about my wife like that behind her back. Feel free to say it when she's around, and we can laugh at her together

>> No.21138350

>>21138234
Dude, it's literally a plank of wood that you bought at Home Depot and drew a face on.

>> No.21138975

>>21137880
What about her ass?

>> No.21138996

>>21138975

Not zero, but below average. It's barely there, unless she really tries to exaggerate it. There are children half her age with bodies that have more sex appeal.

>> No.21141426

>>21138996
Such as?

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>> No.21151625

>>21141426
Name one and you're pretty much giving an example that's more attractive than a piece of wood.

>> No.21153705

>>21151273
She lives with me though.

>> No.21153916

>>21153705

More like, you live with her

>> No.21154606

>>21153916
oh wow

>> No.21155034

>>21153705
Your hardwood floor doesn't count as a person.

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>> No.21157186

>>21153916
I pay the rent!

>> No.21157226

>>21157186
Again, your hardwood floor isn't a person.

>> No.21159865

https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__kisaragi_chihaya_idolmaster_and_etc_drawn_by_momo_no_suidou_sui__dea7690810a61570aab365d00f06befd.zip

>> No.21160939

chihaya is end

>> No.21162894

>>21159865
Gross

>> No.21163125

>>21159865
>>21162894
https://imgur.com/a/1dhnvU5

>> No.21166165

Ask Chihaya's husband everything!

>> No.21166777
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21166777

>>21166165
how does it to feel live with a murderer?

>> No.21167789

ask chihaya's sugardaddy anything!

>> No.21167912
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>>21167789
What's your purpose?

>> No.21169015

>>21166165
Did you find it in Home Depot or Lowe's?

>> No.21172353

>>21167912
seize the means of reproduction

>> No.21172494

>>21167912
hot

>> No.21174912
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>> No.21174937
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>>21167912
>>21174912

My cute wife Chihaya has 78cm hips. That means her hips are almost as pathetic as her flat chest, and no amount of fan art will change that.

>> No.21178947

>>21172353
How do you make a piece of wood pregnant? It's a dead, flat piece of tree carcass.

>> No.21179961

>>21174937
She can still have a fat ass.

>> No.21180293

>>21179961

And I could have a treasure trove of diamonds in my closet. It's about as likely.

>> No.21182934

>>21179961
2x4s can't have asses, they aren't human. Or alive.

>> No.21184844

>>21180293
You never know.

>> No.21188212

>>20891179
Happy birthday, Chihaya!

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