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>> No.20915046

My waifu a olev.

>> No.20915053
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20915053

I ask an age old question.

Why are gyarus so lovely?

>> No.20915075

>>20915053
Because they are so exotic and different. They are girly in a different way. No beating around the bush, just "I love you, you nerd!" to your face. They're sexual and syrupy but still goofy and cute!

>> No.20915081

Wendis in snowflake motif sweaters, Wendidad in a #1 Dad sweater

>> No.20915082

>>20915053
Because they’re sluts for your

>> No.20915099

>>20915075
Couldn't have said it better myself.

I want to be teased by gyaru monsters.

>> No.20915117
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Figured I'd repost the Doppel potion for any who missed it.

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https://pastebin.com/AeENas6j

>Doppelganger Potion
>Rarity ◊◊

>A liquid potion with a mysterious color of blue and black continuously mixing and separating, which temporarily creates doppelgangers of the one that drank it.
>After they acquire a male that becomes their partner, monsters only join with their partners, but this was developed for the enjoyment of "gangbangs by multiple men" with only a married couple.
>A human male drinking it causes symptoms of mana separation to develop, and can usually produce 2 to 10 doppelgangers depending on the amount drank.

>On the surface, it appears as though the person that drank it multiplied as is, but that does not mean the "existence" of the drinker increases.
>That is, even though they are called doppelgangers, the consciousness, thought, and soul are whole without increasing, and all of the doppelgangers are commanded by one will.
>In short, rather than increasing one's self, it is a sense that they can move more of their body, it seems to be a feeling partly close to that of "tentacle potion" which feels like "the limbs have multiplied".
>For that reason, although each of the doppelgangers can be moved, that doesn't mean each has a separate intention, so there is no such thing as a split opinion or quarrel between fellow doppelgangers.

>Also, since the doppelganger is not just an illusion, but a man's body itself, it is possible for all of the doppelgangers to use that body's physical and magic abilities.
>The visual, auditory, tactile, and pleasurable sensations that all of the doppelgangers receive is brought to one base consciousness, and is shared by all of the doppelgangers.
>In other words, the man that drank the doppelganger potion will move all of the doppelganger's bodies at the same time, and have the senses of many people simultaneously received from all of the doppelgangers sent into just one head.
>Of course, it is next to impossible not only for ordinary humans but also for incubi to control them all at the same time, and in many cases the head becomes confused and unable to understand reason, making rational thought and decisions impossible.

>As the number of people increases, it becomes impossible to think of anything, and the doppelgangers begin to move very impulsively based on instinct.
>In other words, if a monster companion tempts them in this state, the doppelgangers become an existence meant only to rape the monster before their eyes, and will swarm the woman's body.
>Naturally, men will become further reckless from the pleasure received from numerous doppelgangers, and from each one's thrusting penis, their ejaculations, and their essence being spewed out, it brings great joy to monsters to be surrounded and overrun by their beloved.

>Basically, it is a potion for human men to drink, it is not recommended to let monsters drink it.
>That is because, as we know, the desire monsters direct towards their spouses is an unusual thing, and even if it is only one monster, they are beings that pour enough lust and pleasure to nearly drown a man.
>Therefore, if such monsters multiply, and impulsively move to rush a single man, the man will be assaulted by an overwhelming pleasure of unfathomable degree.
>It is unknown how much will be squeezed out before a man loses his mind, or even how much will be squeezed out after he has lost his mind, but for a man with a defiant heart, perhaps it might be nice to give it a try.

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20915154

Threads sure do go fast.

>> No.20915170
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Reminder to help your waifus stay fit

>> No.20915216

>>20915170
“Fitness is for the magically challenged.” - waifu

>> No.20915234

>>20915216
You probably don't even need to know magic yourself in MGE. There are probably many existing potions or casters that would be willing to help others fulfill their desires.

>> No.20915254

>>20915234
Yes, but if you want it done right and the exact ways you want it, then you’ve got to do it yourself.
And monster businesses are not known for having consistent or lengthy hours.

>> No.20915260
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>>20915170
I have a weakness for Trolls and Orcs

>> No.20915262

>>20915170
One of the weirder concepts that I love is convincing a "thick" (read: fat fuck) girl to get fit and eventually stronk

>> No.20915274

>>20915254
>>20915234
But, why wouldn't you want to learn magic? Maybe it's just because I want to wife Bapho-Sama, but I think it would be cool to learn Magic as a human/Incubus!

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If a centaur gains weight does it go to her horse half or her human half or equal?

>> No.20915288

>>20915274
Most likely not every person just like not every breed has the aptitude to use magic well.

>> No.20915302
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>>20915099
>gyaru
whats the appeal?

>> No.20915316
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>>20915302
they can be cute!

>> No.20915323

>>20914310
My first thought on uses for doppel potion was synchronized dance crew.

>> No.20915327

>>20915288
Species sets the average, sure, but there’s no reason why there wouldn’t be significant variance or that an individual can’t go well beyond the norm. Or the other way around, sorry Runya!

>> No.20915332

>>20915327
Do not bully the sleepy goat.

>> No.20915346

>>20915327
That still doesn't mean everyone can learn magic or every type of magic. A beastman's husband could learn theriomancy easily to enhance his physical abilities and senses to hunt with her but that still won't allow him to cast whatever he wants.

>> No.20915354

>>20915332
I'm gonna cum on her paws!

>> No.20915363

i want to establish a kingdom of vamp mosquitoes via heavy breeding and aggresive expansion

>> No.20915366

>>20915346
Indeed, nymphomancy for instance is the only school of magic that is stated to be able to be learned by every monster species (and even then its not every individual, i.e. Runya Runya). and within a given school of magic not just every individual will be able to learn the more advanced spells.

>> No.20915369

>>20915346
That has more to do with theriomancy being a zero-sum with regular magic though. That same man could just as well have learned typical magic but then he would be poor to unable to harness theriomancy.
Just because you have a beast species wife doesn’t mean you have to pick theriomancy. Hell, not even those species are necessarily restricted to it.

>> No.20915370

>>20915036
What an adorable family.

>> No.20915372

nothing like milking cows, feeding the pigs, and riding horses out in the country, am i right fellers

>> No.20915375

>>20915370
but anon she hates humanity

except hubby of course

>> No.20915391

When I write a story I always get caught up in developing the story, character, ect for a bit until I get to the lewd parts. Do you guys think most people skim/ignore story/setting/characters and rush to the lewd parts, or do people actually read the story? I'm not sure if I should just spend time writing 1-2 thousand words of exposition, or rush it and write 1 paragraph and get right to the lewd.

>> No.20915399

>>20915391
When I write I write for me, and I can't write lewd things unless other things are adequately explained beforehand.

>> No.20915408

>>20915391
Even (especially?) on one-shots/shorts I like stories that have a good set up beforehand and aren't just "lmao sex"
Give me a reason to care.

>> No.20915415
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20915415

you survived crossing the horrifying reaches of hell and the demon deity, baphomet has rewarded you with one wish for such an amazing feat. what do you wish for?

>> No.20915418

>>20915375
ancient evils are great

>> No.20915419

>>20915415
Her cun in marriage!

>> No.20915421

>>20915415
the sweet release of death

>> No.20915425

>>20915415
Something impossible so her brain short fuses,an adult mature alice

>> No.20915426

>>20915415
I wish I knew what to wish for

>> No.20915431

>>20915415
I wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward bud.

>> No.20915455

>>20915415
clearly the answer is for a secret cave lair behind a waterfall

>> No.20915465

>>20915154
That is some vintage fucking snek.

>> No.20915467

>>20915419
hope you like living next to some scary demons in the most horrifying depths of the underworld

>>20915421
monkey's paw: you feel it but you ain't dead yet, bub

>>20915425
she's the goddess of understanding, not a dumb girl like wurm-san

>>20915426
you wish for a purpose and a reason to be a part of monster society: you are a licensed and professional slime masseuse

>>20915431
me too, anon. but, this is an image board so let's talk about gazer-san eating garlic bread or something

>>20915455
you want a couple were-bats to keep you from being lonely while you're at it, anon?

>> No.20915475

>>20915467
Soooo do i get my tall busty mature alice or not?

>> No.20915479

>>20915415
infinite free paint
shit's too expensive

>> No.20915483

>>20915467
fruit bats only

>> No.20915494
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20915494

I wanna lick a Hellhounds sweaty abs!

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20915506

>>20915494
>not everything sweaty inside her spats

>> No.20915511

>>20915475
do succubi sustain their life forces through sex?

>>20915479
i wish you best of luck on that backyard fence, then

>>20915483
too bad, you get vampire bats because fruit bats live on trees

>> No.20915512

>>20915506
I want to wring out a hellhound's spats and drink up the sweat

>> No.20915515

>>20915494
ew, give her a kiss on the lips instead. at least that won't gross some people out lol

>> No.20915522

>>20915506
rub the wet creases between her crotch and legs and sniff your fingers, your welcome.

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>>20915515
Their problem, not mine.

>> No.20915530

>>20915511
what does that have to do with alices?

>> No.20915531

>>20915511
Actually, some types of fruit bats do live in caves (like the egyptian fruit bat).

>> No.20915539

>>20915531
I need an egyptian bat gf right now

>> No.20915540

>>20915530
you'll get you adult alice, man.

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20915543

>>20915531
oh, i didn't know that. thanks for enlightening me

>> No.20915552
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20915552

>>20915511
i won't say no but they best behave

>> No.20915560 [DELETED] 

How do you feel about will Smith genie?

>> No.20915563

>>20915552
>wings that look like cape
its those touches mang

>> No.20915572

>>20915563
Literally the MGE vampire

>> No.20915582

We need rework art for the werebat

>> No.20915583 [SPOILER] 
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>>20915415
I'll take a turkey sandwich.

>> No.20915585

>>20915560
>this post is off-topic.

>> No.20915593

>>20915585
Wrong thread
ignore

>> No.20915608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLTUg50zWfI

>> No.20915609

>>20915391
It depends on whether or not I have my dick out. Even with dick in hand I want some basic story setup, but I otherwise enjoy the story as much as the lewds.

>>20915415
I'd like one maid, please.

>> No.20915623
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>Dragon gf invites you over to show you her hoard
>She shows you her room, she has a sizable collection of treasures that would wow the local museum
>In fact you think she stole some from said museum
>Wurm sister notices you're over and drags you away saying she's got a hoard too
>Dragon gf is angry that her sister is stealing you away from her and grabs her sis's tail
>Just drags Dragon gf along with you to her room
>When she opens the door it's like Willy Wonka's candy land, but with glittering gold, radiant jewels and artifacts that look straight out of the Demon Lord's castle itself
>She even has a molten river of gold flowing through it all
>Wurm sis is brimming with pride as you just stare in awe like a Tanuki stares at a bank loan with 0% interest
>Dragon gf on the other hand angrily storms out of the room
>Realize Dragons have major superiority complex and being outdone like this is like Vampire losing to Dhampir one on one
>Dragon gf locks herself in her room refusing to come out
How do you make it up to her?

>> No.20915631
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>>20915421
eventually

>> No.20915632

>>20915631
THIS IS A NO SAD ZONE

>> No.20915633

>>20915623
A bouquet of flowers, a candy ring, and a whole lot of dick.

>> No.20915635

>>20915623
>being outdone like this is like Vampire losing to Dhampir one on one

Kind of an odd comparison there anon, since vampires know dhampirs are like kryptonite to them.

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>>20915632
Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come.

>> No.20915655

>>20915637
F

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>>20915631
>>20915637

>tfw no fairies to buttfug

>> No.20915671

>>20915415
Can you show me the exit, I have no idea how I got here

>> No.20915680

>No shortstacks to come home and relax with after work.

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>>20915680
same but with a swarm of these

plus i am loving the idea that they are really womanlets and not just too young

>> No.20915707

>>20915702
Silly vamp mosquito, I'm anemic!
You can't have my blood.

>> No.20915723

>>20915637
I'm still waiting on the good times. I'm still waiting.

>> No.20915742

>>20915494
I need a valkyrie that's this beefy, minimum

>> No.20915747

>>20915723
Me too.

>> No.20915757

>>20915680
I want my shortstack hobgoblin to have irresponsible levels of stack!

>> No.20915766

>>20915742
You are mah nigga
THIS is the level of buff girls need at minimum.

>>20915757
Anon no! She's already irresponsible! She doesn't need stack to go with it!

>> No.20915771

>>20915766
Oh no!
Now she’s irresponsibly drunk on top of that!
And her bikini is irresponsibly small!

>> No.20915777

>>20915757
>>20915766
>>20915771
>anons irresponsible Hobgoblin shortstack does very obviously reckless things that only make her hotter

>> No.20915801
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>> No.20915804

>>20915771
Anon no! If she's like that she's going to trip and lose her clothes!

>>20915777
Only harmlessly reckless.

>> No.20915819

>>20915804
Now her massive tits are irresponsibly flopping about freely while her big wobbling ass is irresponsibly bouncing in my face!
This is the main issue with shortstacks, you see. Far too reckless!

>> No.20915820

monster girls at the beach,with bikini tops dangerously straining trying to contain their chests!

>> No.20915821

>>20915766
I wonder how a muscular monstergirl that's at least that ripped would react to you walking in on them lifting weights.

>> No.20915828
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>>20915820
good taste

>> No.20915830

>>20915819
>The plight of poor anon.

>>20915821
They continue lifting...while also glancing over to see if your watching and maybe pushing themselves.

>> No.20915838
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20915838

You get to bully one species without consequences. Which one is it?

>> No.20915846

>>20915820
I prefer my busty monsters to be clad in sling bikinis. Best swim wear for 'accidents'

>> No.20915847

>>20915838
My daughteru.

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20915855

>>20915801
I'm not quite sure how I feel about adult Senko, I like lolis too much.

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>>20915494
I wanna a hellhound to lick my face

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>>20915838
Pharaoh. She'll order or servants to throw me into the dungeon but they'll just laugh at her as I bully her

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>>20915855
Shapeshifters.

>> No.20915882

>>20915855
should I read this manga already?

>> No.20915899
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>>20915882
I think the manga is great, updates every two weeks. Very cute art and heartwarming interactions between the characters! Anime coming out sometime in April!

>> No.20915907

Good night and don't burn down the thread, Anons.

Instead, go full snug.
FULL snug.

>> No.20915916

>Goblins aren't green
I love shortstacks and would happily plop myself into the middle of some THICK gobbo raiding party, but not being green is kind of a deal breaker...

>> No.20915921

>>20915899
>Anime coming out sometime in April!
probably should avoid the manga then

>> No.20915925

>>20915838
echidna,i will bully her womb

>> No.20915940
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>>20915857
>Hellhound accidentally hurts you during sex
>Gives you lots of nursing face licks

>> No.20915944

>>20915838
Monoeye.

>> No.20915950

>>20915921
>Implying the anime will be better than the manga
I'll be honest, I don't understand why you'd wanna wait, but we all have our own opinions.

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20916003

Oh look Anon, it's that strange Fox you keep bumping into.

What a coincidence!

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>>20915838
I wanna bully a mouse by giving her and all her sisters chocolates and then not talking to them for a month!

>> No.20916009

>>20915940
I want to get my arm broken roughhousing with a little hellhound and try to calm her down as I drive one-armed to the hospital.

>> No.20916014
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20916014

I want a wholesome relationship with a cute Cat Girl.

>> No.20916015

>>20916003
I would love to have Fox courticians try to court me with their massive fox funbags.

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>>20916003
More like bouncing into.

>> No.20916029

>>20916025
>Wake up one morning in bed.
>Roll over.
>See this.

You just have to wonder how long she was watching you sleep.

>> No.20916054

>>20916003
>>20916025
>Creepy obsessed stalker funbag fox-chan has stalked you since you were both in grade school
>You apparently stood up to some bullies once for her, and though you're pretty sure it was a no big deal one time thing, she became...
>U N H E A L T H I L Y obsessed
>When you go to the gym to shoot some hoops with your friends, she's there in a cheerleader outfit, legs quaking and rubbing against each other as she stares at you getting a good workout
>When you go to the beach, she's in a far-too-small bikini, excessively rubbing lotion over her massive tits, visibly tweaking her nipples as she not-subtly-at-all squeals your name under her breath
>On the class field trip, you're pretty sure you see her not far from the rest of the camp making a little shrine to you and burning a small fire, creepily begging the demon lord to answer her prayers to let her bring you a brood's worth of children
>When you ride on the bus and she manages to sit next to you (which she usually does as she waits there a half hour early to be prepared), she's drooling and pressing her arms together on her breasts, causing them to balloon out and rub against your elbow
>You're pretty sure she came on the spot when you complimented her new haircut absentmindedly
Now this of course goes one of two directions, anon somehow teaches her that she doesn't need to be so stalkerish to get his attention and they become adorable girlfriend and boyfriend
Or a new exchange student pharaoh with a comparable bust comes to school, and instantly has the hots for anon, and Fox-stalker goes Y A N

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>>20916054
That girl needs a few kits to calm her down.

>> No.20916071

>Manticore nee-san starts using transformative items to tease you
>Gets addicted to them
>Ends up with permanent effects such as constant lactation and two tails

>> No.20916075

>>20916071
Mamanodrug-addict manticore huh? I’ll be her fix!

>> No.20916077

>>20916063
The more baby batter you pump into a Fox, the larger the litter of kits!

>> No.20916092

>>20916077
thats like,a universal MG rule anon

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20916098

alright guys, i'm drawing. what do you want me to draw?

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>> No.20916112

>>20916098
A boy, his Gremlin and their Automaton doing some fine tuning.

>> No.20916115

>>20916098
Something unpopular
How about a cute parasite slime/slime carrier? Doing anything

>> No.20916124

>>20916098
Business Tsurara

>> No.20916128

>>20916098
A Minotaur struggling to find tomboy clothes that can also contain her massive milkers!

>> No.20916134

>>20916099
Fuck no faggot.

>> No.20916135

>>20916098
troll booty bump/ass attack

>> No.20916137

>>20916098
vampire bullying of any kind

>> No.20916145

>>20916054
Option 3: she goes yan and kidnaps me. Of course I then enthusiastically agree to her and tell her how much I love her even before she even does anything. Then we happily marry and live our lives together forever.

>> No.20916150
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>>20915117
>>Basically, it is a potion for human men to drink, it is not recommended to let monsters drink it.
>>That is because, as we know, the desire monsters direct towards their spouses is an unusual thing, and even if it is only one monster, they are beings that pour enough lust and pleasure to nearly drown a man.
>>Therefore, if such monsters multiply, and impulsively move to rush a single man, the man will be assaulted by an overwhelming pleasure of unfathomable degree.
>>It is unknown how much will be squeezed out before a man loses his mind, or even how much will be squeezed out after he has lost his mind, but for a man with a defiant heart, perhaps it might be nice to give it a try.

Given how monsters tend to fuck their men silly, one has to wonder just how extreme the results of this would look if it goes so far that Runya outright advises against it unless a man is really hard to deal with.

>> No.20916152

>>20916098
anon swatting at a hornet with a flyswatter

>> No.20916162
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>>20916014
I want to experience the joy of marriage interviews with monsters who barely speak my language.

>> No.20916175
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>>20916098
A Genie claiming she can grant three wishe, but no infinite wishes. So then anon wishes for infinite genies.

>> No.20916182

>>20916098
Kakuen with her hair growing over one of her eyes

>> No.20916216

>>20916150
I do kind of wonder what happens if you use it on sandworm or queen slime.

>> No.20916217
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>>20916150
Where do me get one of them ice thots Florida is too fucking hot

>> No.20916228

>>20916150
>husband becomes an incubi 5 minutes after apophis wife downs doppelganger potion
>bodily fluid could corrupt a pharaoh and his veins are purple

>> No.20916236
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20916236

>>20916150
>Monster panics over him looking more dead than alive after the ordeal

>> No.20916241
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>>20916112

>> No.20916250

>>20916236
and thats a good thing,for undeads

>> No.20916253

>>20916241
Dear diary: today I got what I wanted. I'm scared.

>> No.20916255

>>20916115
Second this. Need more cute slime carrier stuff.

>> No.20916259
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20916259

Space Monkeys are strong!

>> No.20916272
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20916272

Papillon is FAT!

>> No.20916318

>>20916272
Given their maturation process, loli papillons must be scarce though you can rest assured they are adult.

>> No.20916322

>>20916098
A lilim standing under a new moon and beckoning you to mate with her.

>> No.20916336
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>>20916318
this does little to alleviate the adult of her GIRTH because she is FAT

>> No.20916389
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>>20916115
>>20916255
behold, my sequal to gazer eating garlic bread: slime carrier eating grilled cheese sandwich

>> No.20916395

>>20916389
I wish I had garlic bread...

>> No.20916413

>>20916389
epic

>> No.20916415

>>20916124
skirt or pants

>> No.20916419
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20916419

Getting a call from a demon must be a scary thing /jp/. Imagine the lewd seeping through the phoneline and penetrating your earhole.

>> No.20916446

>>20916415
Cute skirt to show off her icy, slender legs

>> No.20916451

>>20916419
>demon scam callers.
>the scame is that answering gets you a demon waifu.
>Have a list of all virgin males with no gfs thanks to druella.
Being a virgin in MGC is tough.

>> No.20916455

>>20916389
They really are endearing little slimes. It's nice to imagine them helping out a groggy girl sleepwalk through her mornings tasks- Brushing her teeth for her, brushing her hair, sliding her shirt on as she yawns and they scoot around.

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20916467

>>20916182

>> No.20916471

>>20916451
>thinking I answer the phone if I don't know who's calling
Hahaha, imagine being able to do that without puking.
Also I think I have more Devil Bug roommates than before...

>> No.20916483
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>>20916451
>demon scam callers
>want to seduce you over the phone
>Tell them your heart belongs to a lilim and they can't have it
>They just enjoy the romance and tell the nearest Lilim of your dilemma.
>Five minutes afterwards your call has already been traced and she breaks down the door ready for some lewding.

>> No.20916485

>>20916389
Sad because loli, but happy cus Pslime. Thanks anon.

>> No.20916488

>>20916483
Now i am imagining being swatted in MGC.

>> No.20916498

>>20916467
CUTE

>> No.20916543
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20916543

>>20916488
Open up it's the police

>> No.20916547

>>20916488
A big buff Hellhound in full SWAT gear tackling you from your computer chair to the ground!

>> No.20916551
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>>20916488
>Live in MGC
>Livestreaming playing some vidya you like
>Multiple MG's joining the chat seeing if you will take off some clothes or otherwise pique their interest
>You refuse, saying your heart belongs to one lilim, and one lilim only
>You make the mistake of saying her name in chat
>MG's immediately call in the S.W.A.T. Cupid team, mobilized within minutes
>Cupids track down said lilim and fire five arrows into her
>Within the next five minutes they've already tracked your location and picked the lock on your door for easy access
>Tactical lilim insertion ensues
>Right before the raping starts, the lilim diverts the camera slightly away from the bed, but turns on the microphone to the highest volume so the other MG's can hear the desperate pleading and lewd moans coming from the room

>> No.20916573

>>20916485
This makes it sound like you're the requester and I do not appreciate that as it makes me (the actual requester) sound like an ingrate
fuck you buddy

>> No.20916585

>>20916573
I am sorry. I didnt mean it to sound that way.

>> No.20916596

>>20916054
why on earth wouldnt you marry her and lay her

>> No.20916606

>>20916551
Man I wonder if Lilith would be embarrassed when she hears what happened?

>> No.20916624

>>20916551
>A lilim of all things getting swatted
It's gonna turn into a firefight with casualties

>> No.20916632

>>20916551
How malicious!

>> No.20916645

>>20916624
The cupid S.W.A.T. is dedicated anon. They don't care if they get a few injuries in the process, they're gonna make sure the lilim gets the message.

>> No.20916664

>>20916645
>New cupid recruit getting told that she could end up having to invade a lilim's house
That must be pretty hardhitting

>> No.20916666

>>20916467
Cute thanks

>> No.20916667
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20916667

>>20916124

>> No.20916675 [DELETED] 

is child porn legal in mge land? i feel like it's still illegal because that sounds bad but given that there's a religion surrounding child porn, would monsters be okay with it?

>> No.20916707

>>20916675
It'd be fine, but you're not supposed to call it that.

>> No.20916710
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20916710

>tfw no ojou monster girl to "ohohoho desuwa" at you

>> No.20916715

>>20916710
Finnish people are not monsters anon.

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>>20916715
Yes, but consider. Finnish monsters.

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>>20916726
:-DDDDD

>> No.20916733

>>20916726
Centaurs that have mastered horse archery?

>> No.20916735

>>20916726
It was Kalevala's Day yesterday. Did you celebrate the epic poem about people trying to get laid?
Because when you think about it that's the primary motivation of the men in those stories. Getting laid. Only one monster girl in it though, when the witch turn a wrecked ship into a sort of harpy-body.
Would that make her a mechanical harpy?

>> No.20916748

>>20915801
They improved(fixed?) her!

>> No.20916749

>>20916733
And Wendi ski troops

>> No.20916755

>>20916726
>Finnish flag
But how is she with a sniper rifle?

>> No.20916756

>>20916733
>horse archery
Not a Finnish war tactic. The Finns were known for cavalry charges during the 30-year-war.

>> No.20916775

>>20916755
Go home first, then she'll tell you.

>> No.20916795

>>20916756
I’m pretty sure everyone knows the Finns were proud horse archers riding in the great horses of the khans across the plains
its a meme

>> No.20916798

>>20916795
It's wrong though. Finns rode elephants into battle.
PRÖÖH

>> No.20916821

>>20916543
Am I being detained?

>> No.20916904

Is it true that Titanias can get pregnant through kissing?

>> No.20916909

>>20916904
Only if you hold her hands while doing it.

>> No.20916931

dirty thoughts, anons?
Like "I want to huff a dragons shed scales?

>> No.20916963

>>20916931
I want to touch the base of my wife’s tail! I want to massage it and grope it and squeeze it and turn her into an ahegaoing mess!

>> No.20916988

>>20916821
https://i.imgur.com/54sVedE.png

>> No.20917019

>>20916931
I want to mess around with my Lich waifus Phylactery and see what happens.

>> No.20917034
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>>20916988
I want to assault an officer of the law

>> No.20917043

>>20916098
I Holstaur with long fluffy hair looking seductive.

>> No.20917053

>>20917034
What a serious crime, one charge for assaulting a police officer and another charge for cumming inside, this can only end in a life sentence as her husband

>> No.20917058

>>20916988
>You have the right to make as much noise as you like~

>> No.20917083

>>20917053
What if cumming inside results in pregnancy? Is it a more severe punishment?

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Are "monster girls" produced when a monster rapes a girl?

>> No.20917096

>>20917083
You're gonna have to serve community service by raising her as an officer like her mother

>> No.20917105

Don't reply to that post.

>> No.20917107

>>20916667
Ice cold! Or not.

>> No.20917134

>>20917105
Well what if I reply to you? What are you gonna do about that, huh?

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20917135

What do robutts use for lubricant? For their joints I mean. Purely a maintenance question.

>> No.20917142

>>20917135
Dont post that one

>> No.20917146

>>20917142
Too pure for you?

>> No.20917147
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20917147

>decide to spice up sex with your monster waifu
>try doppel potion
>want to take things slow so drink just enough for a single clone
>your copy pops up
>move towards your waifu who's waiting in bed
>clone suddenly grabs you and politely but firmly pushes aside
>starts foreplaying with you somewhat confused but welcoming waifu
>doesn't really leave space for you to join in
>they start sexing
>he's somehow better at it than you are, lasts longer too
>waifu screams and pants the way you've never heard
>the two have audibly mind-blowing orgasms
>proceed to cuddle and whisper sweet nothings
>you still stand there confused
>potion wears out
>you vanish

>> No.20917152

>>20917146
Too mediocre

>> No.20917161

>>20917152
No bully

>> No.20917169

Is it possible that an Incubus can be a dream husband or dream boyfriend for a regular ol human woman? I get it and know Incubi, be it men who've recently been corrupted by consuming Monstergirl food stuffs and consumables or through overtime magical aura effects, are likely going to be jumped on and taken by Monstergirls. But still, maybe in some cases out there an Incubus who was born from a monstergirl mother and human father has taken an interest on regular human girl despite many Monstergirls making advances to him. Or a regular ol guy has decided to have himself corrupted/monsterized into an Incubus so that he can become handsome or cute to attract a girl (human) he likes.

So can MGE Incubi be like a Prince Charming or dream husbando to a human woman who'll then undergo monsterization?

>> No.20917172

>>20916726
No need to ruin a drawing mr. fingol.

>> No.20917174
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20917174

Lamia no Baai is getting an English release, just so you know.

>> No.20917176
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20917176

Oh NO! The Ancient Evil is... CUTE AND OR PRETTY.

WE'RE DOOMED!

>> No.20917178

>>20917174
Came here to post about that exact thing.
https://jastusa.com/2019/mamono-musume-life-with-a-lamia-coming-summer-of-2019
https://vndb.org/v2857
Really hyped for the Mamono Musume games getting translated. This has been one of those never ever sort of things since the /a/ era of the thread.

>> No.20917180

>>20917176
She's not evil, she's just purple.

>> No.20917183

>>20917178
Yeah, I remember bitching and whining about having no translated Vanadis stuff back when these threads were still on /a/
Better buy it.

>> No.20917184
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20917184

>>20916098
Draw a modern day style soldier fighting a lizard or salamander. And by fighting I mean they're just trying to push each other's face away from each other in a comedic fashion.

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>>20916098
I hope this ain't to complex, but...

Could you draw Shiba Miyuki and Shiba Tatsuya as MGE Demon Realm Extremists? With Miyuki as a petite Succ or demon.

>> No.20917192
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>>20917187
Another reference image

>> No.20917193

>>20917183
I'll buy it day one if I can. Should be easy for them to recoup the cost hopefully since it's short and requires less translator time.

>> No.20917210

>>20917174
Potentially great news. I suppose I'll let others rest it out to see if it's worth money, though.

>> No.20917228

>>20917210
>Potentially great news
In my opinion getting translated MG content is not potentially anything, it's great news period.

>> No.20917234
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20917234

Will she ever get a man? Is anyone even man enough to take care of her and her four spirits?

>> No.20917247

>>20917210
They're possibly the most vanilla monster games with good art there are out there. That alone is worth encouraging.
>>20917234
If KC ever does wrap everything up and does one last book in future then I really hope he draws her happy and pregnant.

>> No.20917275
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20917275

So how DO you train your dragon anyway?

>> No.20917283

>>20917275
Anal.

>> No.20917304

>>20917275
Boop her on the head if she sets someone on fire.

Bad Dragon, don't burn people.

>> No.20917327

>>20917247
>Happy pregnant Saphirette
>All her spirits are pregnant too
Wholesome.

>>20917275
Teach her how to cook and make her take pride in it.
The day she beats you in a cook-off is the day you marry her.

>> No.20917332

>>20917275
Dragons, wurms, wyverns. They're all easy to train.
Now jabberwocks however, those are the difficult ones to train. In fact, they train you, not the other way around.

>> No.20917342

>>20917332
Wocks are the easiest though, just take your cock out and slap their face with it.

>> No.20917343

>>20916175
if you doppel a genie, do you get multiple wishes at once?

>> No.20917344
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20917344

>>20917327
Anon my idea of cooking is putting stuff in the microwave and then eating it even if the middle is still frozen.
I have lived this way for several years. It strengthens me. Nurtures me.

>> No.20917351

>>20917342
That's not training them. That's just giving her what she wants. Lewdness, depravity, and degeneracy is her game. Whipping your cock out and fucking her is playing her game on her terms, and at that point, she has you right where she wants you, inside her.

>> No.20917357
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20917357

Green Onis are short and easy to carry!

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20917370

>>20917344
You are in dire need of healing.

>>20917351
Being the lewdest is the most important thing to a Wock. Cockslapping her amounts to increasing her level.

>> No.20917378

>>20917357
She looks way too heavy to be easy to carry.
>>20917370
>You are in dire need of healing
No, what I need is Orgazmo's Orgasm Ray, then I can put my training to use as the vigilante Fool Rapist.

>> No.20917388

>>20917351
You see, you cockslap as a reward for when she does a good thing and say that she'll be fucked if she does it even more. That's the easiest way.

>> No.20917427

What happens if you force a human woman to drink a doppel potion and then monsterize the resulting clones while leaving the original human?

>> No.20917456

>>20917357
Short Onis should be slim and slender. Shortstacks Onis do not deserve love nor attention.

>>20917388
>Tell Wock she will get dick if she can finish an old school arcade game without dying
She'll go from a lewd diamond to a nerdy spade by the time she does it.

>> No.20917495

>>20917427
The spirit is the same so she becomes a monster too.

>> No.20917529

>>20917456
And then you dick her so much that she becomes a loving heart.

>> No.20917537

>>20917495
What if there's more than one clone and you monsterize them into different things?

>> No.20917541

>>20917537
Chimeras!

>> No.20917637

>>20917537
>>20917541
Extremist Lich mad scientist went too far yet again.
I thought she learned some moral after turning those poor Order nuns into undead succununs.

>> No.20917644
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20917644

>>20917637
Daijobu, daijobu. Let's add glands that excrete dopamine when breathing.

>> No.20917680

>>20917644
I want to watch a Lich experiment on a pure anon until he's begging to become her seat.

>> No.20917687
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20917687

Would you find it terrifying to stray from home at night if you have an aquatic wife? The ocean can be very dark and cold.

>> No.20917701

>>20917687
This is why you build a raft of some sort and keep your undersea home attached to it. You can hop up to the surface whenever you want and she can hop in the water whenever she wants. Win-Win!

>> No.20917703
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20917703

how swole is too swole?

>> No.20917713

>>20917703
That is perfect swole.
That’s the Jinko I want

>> No.20917715

>>20917703
Whatever it is, that ain't it. That's the kind a man can appreciate.

>> No.20917718
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20917718

>>20917715
>the kind a man can appreciate.

>> No.20917721

>>20917718
That man obviously needs to be carried around in public more often.

>> No.20917728

>>20917147
That's not how it works anon, the clones are united in purpose, sensation and mind.

>> No.20917736

>>20917169
Given how incubi innately prefer monster girls, I'd say one of the few conditions in which an incubus would go for a human woman in that way would be if he was in love with her before he became an incubus. And of course, once they had sex, she would become a monster girl.

>> No.20917740

>>20917703
Now that is true peak performance.
How do you date such a beauty without it looking like she's your bodyguard?

>> No.20917750

>>20917178
Now there's a classic, it will be nice to finally be able to read the whole thing.

>> No.20917753

>>20917701
a boathouse would be really cool

>> No.20917780

>>20917343
Perhaps, but the cost would increase proportionally. Plus, given her reduced rationality, she may no longer be able to use complex magic like that for as long as the copies exist.

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20917785

>>20917687
She'd be all the light and warmth needed.

>> No.20917788
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20917788

>the gym lich is deadlifting again

>>20915921
You'd better start reading now so you can develop a superiority complex when normalfags inevitably turn Senko into a meme.

>> No.20917789

>>20917701
>tfw you will never create a haven for soldiers and aquatic monsters

>> No.20917796

>>20917788
>deadlifting
Charon, I never knew you were a gym bunny.

>> No.20917803
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20917803

>>20917718
No matter how stronk my waifu is, she's gonna be the one getting carried

>> No.20917805

>>20917687
Going to the deep sea a few times a week is the best way to make a couple happy.

>>20917789
>tfw you will never create a haven for soldiers and aquatic monsters
You want shrimp knights to come rape you for relief after a tough fight?

>> No.20917806

>>20915950
if there is an opportunity to see something animated and be original to you then why not?

>> No.20917817

>>20917803
this is why I would level grind in mge.

>> No.20917834

>>20917817
I hear you

>>20917803
BEEG cute wife!

>> No.20917838

>>20917788
I want a lich with that Orcs body!

>> No.20917860
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20917860

>>20917718
>you will never be princess carried

>> No.20917887

>>20916667
Business Tsurara-chan can negotiate any deal, someone has to keep the ice cream and ice pop business running!

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20917915

>>20917718
>>20917860
Being the one princess-carried is the absolute best

>> No.20917925
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>>20917915
does it count as being carried if she is my couch?

>> No.20917947

>>20917915
Thats a big wock,its scary

>> No.20917949

>>20917947
snu snu

>> No.20917956

>>20917949
anon please no,she looks at least twice as tall as the guy

its freaking scarerousing

>> No.20917979

>>20916931
I want to spend a whole day tangled in my wife's tail as she coils me and never lets me go

>> No.20917983

>>20916931
brush a vampire sharp teeth lewdly

>> No.20917986
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>>20917956
Dragons are big girls.

>> No.20918001

>>20917728
>through dick, unity

>> No.20918089

>>20917796
Sometimes you’ll find her on the Rowing machine

>> No.20918099

>>20917803
>>20917718
What is it about being carried like that that makes the person feel so loved? The bridal carry is a dangerously powerful move.

>> No.20918103

>>20918099
It's like BDSM anon, it's all about trust and intimacy.

>> No.20918104

>>20918089
Indeed.

>> No.20918111

>>20918103
>>20917915
Big Dragon, Small Man?

>> No.20918137

Any pictures from monster wrestling vol 2 yet? I wanna see KC's guest art

>> No.20918140

>>20915465
Also borderline furshit (scaleshit?). Doesn't belong in this thread.

>> No.20918142

>>20918111
Big Dick, Small Monster.

>> No.20918150

>>20917174
>>20917178
Holy shit, this game got me into monster girls.

>> No.20918225

>A large, busty Wurm with an alluring and deep voice seductively signing the Hokey-Pokey as she coils around you, maintaining eye contact the entire time

>> No.20918235

>>20918225
Deep voices on girls are shit.

>> No.20918238
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>> No.20918241

>>20918235
to you, maybe.

>> No.20918251

>>20918238
Most girls have hair snakes. She has hair punished snakes.

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20918266

>>20918142
>Big Dick, Small Monster
I can get behind that.

>> No.20918268

>>20918225
>>20918235
Depends, what do you consider "deep"?

>> No.20918275

>>20918268
Jessica Rabbit?

>> No.20918287

>>20918275
That's not much at all.

>> No.20918307

>>20918287
It’s not like I’m trying to fuck Sean Bean. I just want a seductive sounding girl.

>> No.20918311

>>20918307
Carry on then.
It's just that especially in anime/japanese games you can find some examples of VERY deep voices on girls.

>> No.20918318

>>20918268
Dr Girlfriend

>> No.20918337

>>20918311
Example?

>> No.20918341

>>20918337
Anyone voiced by Mitsuki Saiga for instance.

>> No.20918348

>>20918341
>trash talking the legend that is Mitsuki Saiga
Wow you fucking faggot

>> No.20918397

>>20918348
>look this va up
>look at roles
Sure are a lot males she has voiced

>> No.20918408

>>20917034
https://i.imgur.com/hJy9oOE.png rushed it, sorry

>> No.20918417

>>20918397
And?

>> No.20918422

>>20918408
She can break these cuffs but I'll break her hymen.

>> No.20918424
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>>20918408
Is her nipple pointing all the way to the side or something?

>> No.20918451

>>20918424
Fuck

>> No.20918495

>>20918408
Now this is my kind of hellhound. One without big, meaty paws.

>> No.20918502

>>20918266
I want to get behind her if you get what i mean

>> No.20918510

>>20916419
A demon's sultry voice is OP

>> No.20918522

Now that twitter want to ban lolis, I fear for Vada's pear-shaped lolis. I hope pixiv remains safe

>> No.20918565

>>20918522
Never drawing lolis anymore.

>> No.20918590

>>20918522
>>20918565
why bother living

>> No.20918592

>>20918522
Didnt a bunch of artists stopped using pixiv for some other reason?

>> No.20918598

>Wife Slime falls asleep against you on the couch
Do you quietly pool her together and bring her to bed or do you sneakily try to wake her up while pretending you’re still asleep? The first is cute and polite, but keep in mind she likes to be the one to dote on you.

>> No.20918604

>>20918522
>>20918592
The Wild West of the Internet is dying, Arthur. We just need one more score, just one more big score of lewds and we’ll be licking lolis in Tahiti! Trust me!

>> No.20918613

>>20917169
Yeah. It could happen. Incubus could even do that without even realize he is an incubus. Hell if an incubus really wanted he could become a hero. The difference between both is very minor.

>> No.20918616

>>20918495
I'm also an advocate for smaller paws but I have to admit that big meaty paws suit Hellhounds very well. They give off a feeling of strength and protection.

>>20918598
The only correct choice is to watch her cutely sleep and be thankful for having such a perfect wife.

>> No.20918630

>>20918616
I wonder if she woke up with you staring at her sleeping would she sink into a puddle in embarrassment and mewl out apologies in Zipanguese.
Of course, that’s when you silence her with a kiss.

>> No.20918659
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20918659

Which bapho has the best tasting mouth?
Which bapho has the best tasting cunny?
Which bapho has the best tasting ass?

>> No.20918676

>>20918659
Shiro
Shiro
Shiro

>> No.20918690

>>20918659
I would say Momonika because she is the only real loli but Kuro is still my favorite.

>> No.20918691

>>20918659
>Mouth
Ropurotto
>Cunt
Kuroferuru
>Ass
Kuroferuru

>> No.20918718

>>20918659
>Mouth
Marune
>pussy
Marune
>ass
Marune

>> No.20918733
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20918733

>>20918630
Definitely the latter. She'll be ashamed that she rested while her dear husband waited for her to fulfill her duties as a wife.

>>20918659
Isn't this newer pic better?
Ropurotto would give the best, sloppiest and most ravenous blowjobs.
Runya Runya has a pure pristine virgin vagina, she wins by far.
Kuroferuru surely turned her anal into the best dick milking asspussy with her nymphomancy.

>> No.20918743

>>20918659
Fuck off with your retarded shitposts.

>>20918676
>>20918690
>>20918691
>>20918718
>enabling falseflaggers by responding

>> No.20918752

>>20918743
you some kinda dumb nigger?

>> No.20918761

>>20918733
Imagine milking that holst loli's tits.
Imagine milking Marune's tits.

>> No.20918766

>>20918659
Runya
Ropu
Grelia

>> No.20918771

>>20918659
Kuroferuru
Ropurottok
Momonika.

>> No.20918779

I want to knock up a Manticore, and I'll even take responsibility.

>> No.20918798

>>20918779
>I'll even take responsibility.
I dont think you will have a choice.

>> No.20918801

>>20918766
>Only one reply with Grelia
I honestly though she'd get more love as she always struck me as being one of the more popular ones. Personally, I think she'd have a better tasting mouth than ass, but that's just me.

>> No.20918803

>>20918659
>tasting ass
Gross

>> No.20918809

>>20918803
Monster girls are very clean and beautiful, anon.

>> No.20918811

>>20918801
Grelia’s mouth tastes like coffee and smokes. Her anus is perfect and pure!

>> No.20918821

>>20918803
What else do you expect from someone using that cancer word in their post, if not disgusting shit?

>> No.20918833

>>20918761
>Highly sensitive oppai loli Holst tits
She'll orgasm at least a dozen time before the milk runs out.
Marune might be just as sensitive, though I doubt she can produce milk.

>>20918779
A strong desire to impregnate a Manticore is the fastest way to skip all the sexual torture stuff and jump straight to the love making. You'll still have to expect many venom barbs and her clawing your back in the middle of action.

>> No.20918838

lick a lich

>> No.20918877

>>20918821
There is nothing wrong with saying cunny anon, it’s actually one of the nicest words you can use when talking about a vagina.

>> No.20918883

>>20918838
She was cold.

>> No.20918911

>>20918877
Anyone who actually likes loli should be driving you false-flagging plague rats out of here.

>> No.20918923

>>20918877
Cunny is stupid as fuck. just use pussy, vagina or cunt.

>> No.20918932

>>20918877
It's a cute word, way better than something like cunt that reminds me of terrible 3dpd porn.

>> No.20918939

>>20918932
It's a retarded and disgusting word because it sounds like something an actual literal retard would say. If you think it's cute, you have to be severely mentally deficient.

>> No.20918949

>>20918939
It sounds more like a word an actual kiddie diddling rapist would use.

>> No.20918953

>>20918911
>>20918939
It’s just a word anon, I can’t believe it makes you so mad. I bet you get triggered by the word moist too, don’t you?

>> No.20918955

>>20918798
No you don't understand, I'm going to give her a huge dose of fertility drugs, have her sniff powdered raging mushroom and then give her a big glass of extra thick Holstaur milk.

>> No.20918957

>>20918417
With a few exceptions i dont watch anime for male characters.

>> No.20918959

>>20918939
You could have just shortened that entire post down to "it offends me" and it would sound exactly the same. Get the sand out of your cunny.

>> No.20918965

>>20918957
She voices plenty of female characters as well.

>> No.20918968

>>20918949
Kiddie diddling rapists use plenty of words anon, are you gonna write off the whole english language just because it’s used by people you don’t like?

>> No.20918980

>>20918968
true. Keep enjoying cunny anon.

>> No.20918988

>>20918955
Anon no! Then she will make you take responsibility for sure if you do that.

>> No.20919008

>>20918955
I want to give my wife tentacle potion, raging mushrooms, a bunch of doppelganger potion, and use silent love incense.
>Contrary to the name “silent”, this room-filling, sensuous, and passionate fragrance makes the bodies of the man and woman intertwined in the room burn from within and heat up. Stirred by the passionate fragrance, the two will seek one another's bodies, frantically indulging, and without the composure to speak, they will lose language.

>> No.20919022

>>20918968
Yes

>> No.20919073

>>20918965
And they all sound like men.

>> No.20919079

>>20918341
>>20918348
Which monster girls would work best with a voice like hers?

>> No.20919105

>>20919079
Centaur

>> No.20919112

>>20919105
I disagree

>> No.20919113

>>20919079
Jinko
Serious/tough monsters in general

>> No.20919145

>>20919079
Ochimusha, absolutely.

>> No.20919201

>>20918980
Mother does not approve

>> No.20919272

>>20919145
I want an ochi like that to always have a scary expression

>> No.20919276
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>>20919272

>> No.20919323

>>20919276
Too scary

>> No.20919343

>>20919276
nice

>> No.20919375
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20919375

Would you ever trust an elf to be your frontline while you're a caster?

>> No.20919392

>>20919375
What’s the worst that could happen?

>> No.20919405
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20919405

Post your Slimey/Mucusy Waifus anons. They need some love.

>> No.20919410

>>20919375
Elves are doomed to lose their haughtiness on the battlefield. You'd have be her caster and her caretaker.

>>20919392
You both get wiped by a high level Succubus who then forces you two to have sex.

>> No.20919431

>>20919405
I'd love to lick up some mucus in and on a mucus toad's cunt and ass while she gives me mucusy, tongue-filled blowjob

>> No.20919504

>>20919410
Imagine a Succubus moving the two of you like dolls using telekinesis and hypnosis to put suggestions in your mind
>”Oh my beautiful wife, I love you so much!”
>”Oh my handsome husband, I love you so much!”
>”Muwah Muwah Muwah Muwah!”
>You and your elf are inches away from each other with your lust towards one another raising steadily
>Of course she is your wife. She’s so beautiful after all. You should kiss your wife. Deeply. Repeatedly.

>> No.20919507

Which monster girls wear spats the best?

>> No.20919517
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>>20919507
This one!

>> No.20919536

>>20919507
Centaurs!

>> No.20919538
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20919538

>>20916128
She cant find a nice shirt that fits her right

>> No.20919548

>>20919517
I will never understand what people see in that little piece of shit.

>> No.20919554

>>20919548
I will never understand why you don't.

>> No.20919564

>>20919554
>completely unremarkable body and design
>dull gray hair and tails
>deliberately meant to be annoying
>completely useless
>most punchable face I've ever witnessed

>> No.20919567

>>20919504
That's hot but the lack of choice is bad.
I'd rather she threatens to hurt or kidnap us if we don't breed like a newlywed couple right before her, even better if she makes remarks about how much we seem to be enjoying it.

>>20919538
Slim young tomboy minotaur. Invest now before she becomes a highly valuable huge CC minotaur.

>> No.20919587
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20919587

>>20919538
>Minotaur has to wear loose baggy clothing otherwise people think she's a wrong colored holstaurus from the size of her breasts

>> No.20919588

>>20919564
And those are the reasons why she's so cute.

>> No.20919590
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>>20919564
It takes effort to be so factually wrong in a single post, congratulations.

>> No.20919592

>>20919564
10/10, would wife.

>> No.20919598
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20919598

>>20919405
The best meido

>> No.20919614

>>20919564
Hey man, fuck you, fox loli with White Hair+Red Eyes is the best combo

>> No.20919620

>>20919598
Why would she need glasses?

>> No.20919622

>>20919620
Because master thinks they look cute.

>> No.20919633

>>20919620
She's farsighted; without the glasses she sees too many dimensions and everything in this one is blurry.

>> No.20919641

>>20919375
No way, I'll just have to take on both roles simultaneously.

>> No.20919670

>>20919620
Because the master demands it

>> No.20919693
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20919693

>>20916135
Troll-san is a daisy main

>> No.20919706

>>20919587
>Anon mistakes a Minotaur for a Holst
>He starts fondling her breasts expecting no consequences
How fucked is he?

>>20919693
Troll ass is the mightiest weapon, I'd let her send me the blast zone over and over again.

>> No.20919716

>>20919693
Mamano domestic violence!

>> No.20919717

>>20919706
If you're touching her that means you want to be touched too.

>> No.20919719

>>20919693
>YAA-CHA
What are some other monstergirls mains?

>> No.20919721
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20919721

>>20919693
>Maining an ez mode forward smashing echo fighter piece of shit

>>20919706
Very

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>>20919693
>>20919721
>mains in a party game

>> No.20919749

>>20919717
When a man touch a monster girl it's a bit of naughty curiosity.
When a monster girl, especially a big fit minotaur, touches a man it's sexual predatory assault.

>>20919721
That cow is too big, a breast should never be bigger than one's head.

>> No.20919755

>>20919749
You are incorrect

>> No.20919765
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20919765

>>20919749
>Implying monster girls can't just rape a man without a waifu with no repercussions

>> No.20919782

>>20919755
Allow me to rephrase it:
If you look at a monster girl from behind and you can see her breasts then they're too big.

>> No.20919788

>>20919782
Amazing. You’re actually getting MORE wrong with each statement!

>> No.20919791

>>20919782
t. stage one alp

>> No.20919795

>>20919782
You continue to be wrong

>> No.20919803
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20919803

>>20919782
If you CAN'T see them from behind, said MG may be a chestlet.
Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that.

>> No.20919809

>>20919782
This. Their butt should be the biggest thing you see from behind.

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>>20919782
>Local anon is wrong again. More at 11

>>20919809
Why not both?

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>>20919809
Those aren't mutually exclusive.

>> No.20919823

What are the signs and symptoms of pregnancy addiction and how do you cause it in a monster girl?

>> No.20919824

>>20919817
I want to tease and pinch her chub.

>> No.20919831

>>20919587
>picture
Girls minimalistically covering themselves up is hot.

Although for me, I'm imagining a pear-shaped loli Dark Mage laying on a bed just barely crossing her thick thighs and holding a pair of fingertips against each of her almost flat breasts to cover herself up, with long purple hair fanned around her.

>> No.20919832

>>20919782
I personally really like completely flat chests but I would never claim that my opinion is better than anyone else's. People have different personal tastes. One of the great things about MGE is that not only does KC pander to varying body types but between pedomorphasis and magamorphasis you can have whatever type of waifu you want.

>> No.20919862

I want to travel to the big titty kingdom.

>> No.20919866

>>20919816
I'll rather have big butt over tits

>> No.20919878
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>>20916137
Vampire bullying anon

>> No.20919880
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>>20919866
Why. Not. Both.

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>>20919809
I believe her mofu is the biggest thing you see from behind!

>> No.20919888

>>20919878
>"Hey kid want me to suck your blood?"

>> No.20919898

>>20919862
I want to be a soldier in the BTA

>> No.20919900

>>20919880
I honestly don't care for tits

>> No.20919909

>>20919898
You're probably going to be a knight's squire.

>> No.20919915

>>20919900
Took you this long to be honest.

>> No.20919941

I want to suck a lolinubis's tongue!

>> No.20919945

>>20919909
Do Dark braves have squires? I will happily be the squire for one of those goddesses.

>> No.20919953

>>20919880
Mom says I can have only one

>> No.20919958

http://imgbox.com/g/USNjb3C0TK
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 21. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.

>> No.20919960

>>20919945
Sure why not?

>> No.20919963

>>20919958
>wiki

>> No.20919995

>>20917174
Lol, I bet that game would be hated jhere though. There are lots of bad ends like when she outright vores you, puts you in her dungeon and forgets so you starve to death, I think there even was ntr bad end

>> No.20920025

>>20919995
>Vore
>Starves you to death
>ntr
Please tell me you have to actively act retarded to get these endings.Either way thanks for the warning

>> No.20920045

>>20919958
>that barb wisp
Has he posted a png version in the thread or some discord? The twitter one will probably be mangled by compression.

>> No.20920061
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Happy monoeye day! Are you finally ready to ask that shy monoeye coworker of yours out on a date? She's obviously had her eye on you for a while now.

>> No.20920062

>>20920045
I only found .jpg versions on the servers I share with him. I'll reupload them instead, since they're a tad bit larger than the previous ones.

>> No.20920070

>>20920062
>>20920045
http://imgbox.com/1UX8zOu8
http://imgbox.com/HdrkCIJm
http://imgbox.com/xNfBOJfl
Also, here are the reuploads.

>> No.20920073
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>>20915857

>> No.20920087

>>20920073
The Lick Zone

>> No.20920101

>>20920025
>have to actively act retarded
I think so but not really sure. What I do remember is that you get bad end immediatly after choice so you wont get sudden ntr if you fucked up choice at the start of the game or something

>> No.20920103
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20920103

WHERE IS THE GIRL, KC!

>> No.20920108

>>20920103
He most likely released the Kikimora making of because he was swamped with his job.

>> No.20920121

>>20920108
I do wonder how many of those making-ofs he's sitting on and how far back they go.

>> No.20920124

>>20919941
I want to feel up a lolinubis' canines with my tongue. I want to feel up a lolinubis' plump ass and thighs with my hands. I want to feel up a lolinubis' cervix and asshole with my penis.

>> No.20920142

I want my waifu to dress up in hooker clothes and have us go to a mindflayer and makes it so that we believe she's actually a prostitute who I bought.
That way I can fuck an experienced prostitute monster girl while still having a waifu.

>> No.20920154
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>>20920142
Roleplay is thing, you don't need a mindflayer unless both of you are just that bad at it

>> No.20920162
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>>20915415
>what do you wish for?
Friends...

>> No.20920177

>>20920154
>you don't need a mindflayer unless both of you are just that bad at it
I could get behind it, I doubt my lich waifu could.

>> No.20920190

>>20920121
He has a bunch of them on Enty. I personally paid a translator to translate the Night Gaunt one but he has a bunch he just needs to get his friend to translate. It kind of strange that he picked the Kikimora. It's just randomly in the middle of his Enty releases. I wonder if he just picked at random.

>> No.20920195

>>20920061
Would she be shyer/braver than normal on the monoeye day or would she be surprised when you explain it to her?

>> No.20920262

>>20919823
Monster girls who are addicted to pregnancy and impregnation are easily spotted by their glowing fertility tattoo, their tendency to frequently rub their womb and the way they talk about feeling empty when not pregnant.
It's hard to cause it as it is more of a personality trait, though repeat creampies, a burning desire to impregnate your monster girl as well as a legitimate pregnancy fetish increases the odds of such an addiction.

>> No.20920276
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20920276

I wanna put peanut butter on a heckwan's nose!

Also on my dick

>> No.20920282

>>20920262
Just imagine seeing a CC Dark mage rubbing her womb tattoo right next to you on the train. Practically asking you to start violating her.

>> No.20920285

>>20920262
>The more pregnancies she's had, the more elaborate the tattoo.

Would be mandatory on my wives.

>> No.20920306

>>20920285
Eww now you reminded me of that one camwhore who went overboard with the tatooes and ruined her own meal ticket

>> No.20920314

>>20920282
Can't they just let me ride the train and look at the internet in peace?

>> No.20920319

>>20919953
It's okay, she'll be your mommy now.

>>20920314
That's what she's doing; practically begging and actually begging arent the same thing. Now, if you find you're too distracted to shitpost, however...

>> No.20920334

>>20920276
You gotta tie her up so she's out of reach too so when you do untie her you can expect to cum in her mouth/throat more times than you can count.

>>20920285
>Proud Holst mother of 6 shows off her fairly elaborate womb tattoo in the local store
>Shortstack mouse mom and her little of army of daughters enter the shop
>Her tattoo is so elaborate that it looks out of this world
Smug mice must be impregnated.

>> No.20920345

>>20920334
Calm down there KDF.

>> No.20920352

>>20920334
It would be grand.
Although considering the girls I usually want, one would keep it hidden while the other....not so much

>> No.20920358

>>20920276
Don't forget to put it on your balls too. They'll lap that shit right up.

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>>20920262
Eh, maybe not for me.
I'm big on pregnant MGs, but not to the point where you can't keep track of your own damn kids.

>> No.20920387
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If a shoggoth can make a house out of herself does that mean she knows everything that's going on in the house?
>Anon brings home his waifu
>Just as they're about to go into third base but his overprotective shog mom barges in
>Shog mom not so subtly hints at knowing they'll have sex and calls them down to diner
>Grills anon's waifu during the meal trying to figure out if she's good enough for her little anon
>Afterwards they try to do it again but shog mom always just "happens" to check in
>They try again at 3 AM when they know anon's mom and dad are sleeping but once again shog mom swings the door open to check if they're asleep

>> No.20920392

If you could have one (reasonable) threadcanon/headcanon thing be made canon by KC what would it be?

>> No.20920395

Faceless girl when, KC?

>> No.20920409

>>20920392
If you kiss an alp you become an alp

>> No.20920412

>>20920409
Not if I impregnate her while saying 'No homo'!

>> No.20920425

>>20920392
Wendigos and stretchy meat

>> No.20920429

>>20920392
Shots loving dark mages

>> No.20920431

>>20920429
Yeah they love their whiskey.

>> No.20920432
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>>20920392
H'orcs are actually really insecure about their body odor

>> No.20920433

>>20920366
If you want to give each daughter proper education and attention I guess about 8 would be the upper limit.
Plenty if not most species can educate and take care of themselves with very little guidance, nobody has to worry about impregnating their wife too many times.

>>20920395
I mean if she has a bomb body and some way to convey emotions I'd hit that. I doubt most people would find such a monster attractive though.

>> No.20920434

>>20920431
God damn autocorrect

>> No.20920447

>>20920319
Would anything happen to me if I answer her begging? Do mgc trains have special cars for couples to have baby making sex in?

>> No.20920451

>>20920395
That's what a Night Gaunt is in lore, a rubbery skinned faceless gargoyle like creature. His emotionless Kudere with some body feature like their tentacles obstructing their face most of the time is probably as close as he would go.

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>>20916152
Hitting them more will just keep them even further from extinction.

>> No.20920456
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>>20920433
Just because I CAN let the kids more or less raise themselves doesn't mean that's how I want it to be. Also 8 in the house at once is insanity, unless you space that over like 20 years.

>> No.20920469

>>20920392
big booty trolls

>> No.20920470

>>20920456
I knew a family who had nine kids in the household when I was younger. They all got along just fine, devout Christians.

>> No.20920492

>>20920162
Can actual friendship between a mg and a man exist?

>> No.20920495

>>20920392
Non loli dwarfs.

>> No.20920502

>>20920495
Megamorphasis already exists.

>> No.20920504

>>20920392
Feline species can be immobilized if you grab the nape of their neck.
Canine species will instinctively 'fetch' objects you throw.
Harpies sing loudly each morning.
Make the Undead Kingdom canon..

>> No.20920508
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>>20920470
Same, really, except my neighbors had 6 kids. But, like I mentioned, they were smart enough to space them out over a reasonable amount of time.
It's not them getting along I'm worried about, it's my being able to dedicate a good amount of time to each of them. No free-range parenting around here, no sir.

>> No.20920513

>>20920502
Yeah but I still want them tiny.

>> No.20920515

>>20920504
>Make the Undead Kingdom canon
Fairly sure it already is.

>> No.20920517

>>20920504
>Make the Undead Kingdom canon..

Uh, there are a number of different canon undead kingdoms.

>> No.20920525

>>20920454
Looks like anon's going to have to bring out the electric flyswatter at this pace

>> No.20920529

>>20920392
Night Gaunts can turn off their slime production when they want so that they can be dry enough to sleep in a bed without making the sheets wet if they want and since their slime creation is mana based it eventually evaporates when not in contact with a living being.

>> No.20920542

>>20920513
It makes the monster an adult. It doesn't remove monstrous or unique features. It would most likely create a draph level shortstack.

>> No.20920545

>>20920504
The one dragon kingdom is the one who isn't canon.

>> No.20920552

>>20920545
There is some evidence he considers his Willsaga collaborations canon.

>> No.20920560

>>20920542
Are you sure? because the baphomets grew after the spells if you look at the picture in the spell description.

>> No.20920562

>>20920392
Draph dwarves. Fuck that weird toddlercon shit.

>>20920447
>Would anything happen to me if I answer her begging?
Kabedon with penetration.

>Do mgc trains have special cars for couples to have baby making sex in?
Yes, they call them "literally every car" cars. Lamiae would bring curtains designed for this purpose.

>> No.20920576

>>20920560
Baphomets are small because they are little girls. Dwarfs are still Dwarfs.

>> No.20920578

>>20920392
I like when monsters of all sorts get frisky on a full moon.

>> No.20920580

>>20920392
Just about every reply to this makes me glad KC isn't a democracy. >>20920504 wins the 1st place idiocy prize though, which wasn't an easy task.

>> No.20920581

>>20920552
Maybe, but it's not confirmed yet. Regardless it's real in my headcanon.

>> No.20920588

>>20920580
why?

>> No.20920597

>>20920581
Even the wiki has changed them to being listed as canon after fining a Japanese canon listing.

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>>20919885
molest the fluff

>> No.20920608

>>20920602
molest the mofu

>> No.20920611
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>ANCIENT evil looks for husband to cover the world in monstrous daughters

>> No.20920627
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>>20920611
>ANCIENT evil finds husband but gets turned into a housewife

>> No.20920638

>>20920580
What's wrong with that?

>> No.20920648

Are you guys still mad at me?

>> No.20920651

>>20920638
Not him but those would be fine if you want your waifu to do them but, the harpy one especially, sounds annoying as a breed wide trait.

>> No.20920652

>>20920648
We are always mad at everybody.

>> No.20920654

>>20920648
Very

>> No.20920670

>>20920648
Who are you?

>> No.20920682

>>20920670
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

>> No.20920684

>>20920651
Early bird Harpy wakes you at sun rinse by getting your 'worm'

>> No.20920685

Time to vote anons.
https://strawpoll.com/ah8zrxwf

>> No.20920687

>>20920682
my vampire waifu?

>> No.20920697

>>20920685
All the wishing in the world won’t do a damn thing you know.

>> No.20920706

>>20920697
I know. I am just wondering what people in the thread think.

>> No.20920707

>>20920697
Again, megamorphasis and off profile exists for a reason.

>> No.20920712

>>20920682
Alp?

>> No.20920720

>>20920685
Fuck you and your need for validation.

>> No.20920726
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>>20916175

>> No.20920727
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>>20920720
You're mean

>> No.20920752

>>20920726
>Infinite daughterus = infinite genies = infinite wishes

>> No.20920753

>>20920707
Exactly, so people need to stop bawling over spilt milk.
Especially when it happened like 9 fucking years ago.

>> No.20920756

>>20920726
Ohhhh nice

>> No.20920759

>>20920638
The first three are dumb meme shit. The fourth shows he's just clueless.

>> No.20920773

>>20920752
But... then.. you will have to dick the daughteru....

>> No.20920777

>>20920753
>9 fucking years ago.
What have I been doing with my life

>> No.20920783

>>20920773
Or just dick your waifu multiple times and use the guise of helping your daughterus practice wishes for free wishes

>> No.20920786
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20920786

>>20920773

>> No.20920787

>>20920777
His earliest entries are from 2007.

>> No.20920799

>>20920787
Why must you hurt me like this?

>> No.20920821

>>20920787
Member when his profiles were first being translated?

>> No.20920828

>>20920821
The pretty much made up translations are still on the boorus.

>> No.20920887

>>20920828
What are you implying

>> No.20920888

>>20920685
Not gonna lie, I do like KC's extra art for the Dwarfs. Much more than their profile picture, actually.

>> No.20920893

>>20920887
The very first English versions of KC's profiles range from absolutely terrible translations to actually just making shit up.

>> No.20920908

>>20920887
Im not implying anything. He asked "remember when they were first being translated?" and I responded yes, the first grimdark entries still exist on the boorus.

>> No.20920911

>>20920786
Are every 'bug' type MG extremely easy to breed?

>> No.20920921

>>20920888
What extra art?

>> No.20920924

>>20920911
Well in MGE the Vamp Mosquito is specifically known to be easy because that is their gimmick.

>> No.20920928

>>20920921
One of those inset pictures. It's on the Dwarf wiki page, no way I could post it here.

>> No.20920931

>>20920921
https://exhentai.org/s/14c235e17a/379643-28

>> No.20920945

>>20920928
Is it because its sex and her being naked? Because besides that it looks pretty much the same.

>> No.20920950

>>20920945
I mean for why you like it more.

>> No.20920966
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>>20920945
Probably the naked part. I think I just don't like her usual outfit.

>> No.20921003

>>20916931
I want to be cuddled by my nuarihyon wife after an anxiety attack and gently reassured that I’m not alone as well as her softly kissing my neck with her smoke hobo lips.

>> No.20921005

I bet anubis butthole tastes delicious.

>> No.20921009
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>>20921005
i wish to test your hypothesis

>> No.20921024

>>20920945
>>20920966
Also the extra pic one has her hair down as opposed to twintails.

>> No.20921079

>>20921005
>>20921009
Please be sure her anus is adequately relaxed beforehand.

https://imgur.com/6yDTmzy

>> No.20921097

>>20921079
oh fuk

>> No.20921111

>>20919693
Would akaname have Smashfag husbandos?

>> No.20921119

>>20921079
>slow fisting a loli anubis
I think I want this.

>> No.20921121

>>20915415
I wish I never got into traps

>> No.20921163
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>>20920392
Winterstown, with Papa Wendi, Snuggle Scout troupe leader White Horn-chan and the Yuki- Wendi-Yeti scouts.

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>>20920685
>TFW no big tiddy Dreuger gf

>> No.20921193

>>20921187
I'd work in her forges.

>> No.20921201

>>20921193
She can hammer my anvil all day if she wants.

>> No.20921209
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>> No.20921210

>>20921201
She can grow to large size for me!

>> No.20921230

>>20920759
Doesn't KC just allow any random headcanon to become canon as long as it's not some edgy grimdark shit? Whatever opinions you have are irrelevant.

>> No.20921236

>>20921187
Aren't they able to cast enlarge on themselves? What do shortstacks become once they're slightly larger than you?

>> No.20921247

>>20921230
Is KC trying to be ZUN or the opposite?

>> No.20921248

>>20921209
Perfect size to pick her up and carry as a cockholster.
Also here is a size visualizer for fun times: https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/compsizes.xhtml

>> No.20921250

If you sing this in a graveyard at night you're guaranteed to get at least one undead girl crawling out of her grave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HjA7Tsd4Rg

>> No.20921251

>>20921236
Big stack?
Cause yes, they can cast it.

>> No.20921259

>>20921251
That's a lot of Dwarf tiddy to handle.

>> No.20921265

>>20921230
>>20921247
There is a difference between not going against what has been said and actually being part of his specific lore. He is actually pretty detailed when asked about how specific breeds works and what he generally hand waves are general things like can I do this or can my wife be like this.

>> No.20921268

>>20921250
I'm going ghost hunting myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiiyq2xrSI0

>> No.20921274

>>20921259
What if I say I've seen elves who are bigger?

>> No.20921306

>>20921259
A lot?
Yes.

Too much?
Noq

>> No.20921310

Bimbo Wight.

>> No.20921319

>>20921310
Tell me more.

>> No.20921324

>>20921209
>146
I M A G I N E

>> No.20921325
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20921325

Elves are dangerous

>> No.20921330

>>20921319
Whore of Babylon (monogamous)

>> No.20921337

>>20921330
Nero?

>> No.20921344
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20921344

A Kunoichi has been dispatched to your location.

>> No.20921352

>>20921319
As long as she stays quiet, she looks like a high class lady.
The instant she opens her mouth, however, you realize she's a cock addled bimbo who can't stop giggling and trying to get her husband to throat fuck her.

>> No.20921356

>>20921344
I hope its a shortstack kunoichi.

>> No.20921357

>>20921337
Yes, only marginally less intelligent and more bubbly.

>> No.20921360

>>20921352
Sounds adorable. Gyaru/bimbos can be cute.

>> No.20921364

>>20921344
There's a "no girls allowed" sign in my window and on my door. I figure I'm safe.

>> No.20921369
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>>20921310
>Bimbo Wight
>Flowing silver locks that are immaculately cared for with an intensive hair care regime
>Deep red eyes that can pierce souls, adorned with deep and heavy eye-shadow and eyeliner
>Pouty, puffy lips with bright red lipstick reapplied hourly
>Deathly pale, moonlight coloured skin that's softer then silk
>Ultra-tight lace corset that pushes her already massive tits up even more and gives her a Jessica Rabbit-like waist
>Matching lace garter belt and panties that sink into her deliciously thick hips and thighs, her sheer thigh-highs tightly clinging to her long legs
>An ass that jiggles with every step she takes in her high heels
Hot damn.

>> No.20921370

>>20921357
I love her.

>> No.20921372

>>20921325
The only thing in danger is my virginity

>> No.20921377

>>20921364
You're screwed when a monster who can't read comes.
>>20921369
I would have a constant boner.

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>>20921364
>Didn't get the "No monster girls allowed" sign
Enjoy your new waifu

>> No.20921387

>>20921377
>You're screwed when a monster who can't read comes.
Just please let it be a wurm and not a slime or something.

>>20921378
>Monster GIRLs
I very well may end up rule lawyering with a demon after that dick at some point.

>> No.20921394

>>20921387
>demon lawyer
Good lord.

>> No.20921397

>>20921369
Not sure how long i could last before fucking her as she walks around the castle. Probably have sex on at least every piece of furniture before the first month of marriage is over.

>> No.20921450

>>20921397
Just imagine the amount of lipstick marks she'd leave all over you.

>> No.20921460

>>20921344
with a booty like that im coming to her

>> No.20921468

>>20921450
She likes to let people know her territory is claimed.

>> No.20921479

>>20921378
That's cheating

>> No.20921483

>>20921394
Arent demons, with the specific wording and faustian contracts meant to represent lawyers?

>> No.20921493

>>20921483
Pretty much.

>> No.20921502

>>20921163
Yeti going for her aquatic rescue badge
Wendi about to get a knitting badge with her pair of wool mittens
Yuki is "helping" Yeti get her badge by making ice skaters slip

>> No.20921510

>>20921394
She's your lord now, and she's very, very bad. It's perfect, ain't it?

>> No.20921518

>>20921310
Would any other MGs be good bimbos? Succubus is and maybe Jubjub are givens.

>> No.20921533

>>20921518
Cows

>> No.20921563

this is actually the most relatable thing ive ever read. congratulations

>> No.20921577

>>20921479
you know what they say

>> No.20921579

>>20921577
No I don't.

>> No.20921581
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>>20916322
I drew her sitting as well as changing the new moon to the full moon, if you dont mind. I hope you like it.

>> No.20921582

>>20921344
Is it insulting to leave out tea and snacks for a kunoichi you know is coming?

>> No.20921585

How long till KC does giants and they're just very tall or have Kraken Size-change magic?

>> No.20921594

>>20921581
lilims make me nervous!

>> No.20921602

>>20921585
You'd probably get mad when they're a towering 5'10"

>> No.20921606

>>20921585
I dont think KC will do giants. Mostly because the Cyclops Ex-Giant family is a thing.

>> No.20921618

>>20921581
Nice job. I really like how you drew the night sky.

>> No.20921638

>>20921582
Leaving out snacks for Kunoichi makes them thicker.

>> No.20921668
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>>20921581
How do I seduce Lilim-chan!?

>> No.20921670
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>>20921638
>Kunoichi becomes too thicc and is now getting stuck in windows and tight places
Do you take advantage of the situation?

>> No.20921680

>>20921670
All the time.
ALL the time

>> No.20921682

>>20921265
So?

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>>20921668
In order to seduce a lilim, you only need to find one.

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20921685

>>20919504

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>>20920061
Mono-eyes are lame anon, Kitsune's is where it's at.

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>>20920061
Monoeyes are for bullying

>> No.20921912

Be careful in the far north, anon.
Things that were once human lurk in the shadows, frames swollen unnaturally with dark strength and unending hunger.
Chaos Spawn-chan is gonna git you

>> No.20921920

>>20921912
Nope.
Nope.

>> No.20921929

>>20921920
YUP.
She has such wonderful things to show and do to you.

>> No.20921940

>>20921912
>Chaos Spawn-chan is just a Shoggoth who has trouble controlling her transformations

>> No.20921941

>>20921912
Please no, I spook easily.

>> No.20921947

>>20921929
Nope.
She can keep her razor talons, grasping pseudopods, and toxic hemorrhages away from me

>> No.20921949

>>20921912
Is she like a samsquamptch?

>> No.20921954

>>20921947
How about indecisive ramblings?

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>>20921773

>squid ink enema

where do i sign up?

>> No.20921981

>Cheshire cat that calls you daddy in bed

>> No.20921983

>>20921940
OR she just has so much fun things she wants to do with you that she can't decide!

>>20921947
Please, its all to protect and arouse.
It's not even toxic blood, just highly effective aphrodesiacs

>> No.20921986

>>20921773
>>20921967
sauce?

>> No.20921990

>>20921981
Only acceptable if her age is in the single digits.

>> No.20921996
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>>20921981
>>20921990
Stealth wholesome.

>> No.20922011

>>20921996
>uncommon Cheshire varieties with alternate suit marks
Give me a club Cheshire and I'm set.

>> No.20922014

>>20922011
Heart Cheshires are where it's at.

>> No.20922024

>>20922014
What suit was the original cheshire?

>> No.20922025

>>20922014
That’s the default, isn’t it?

>> No.20922029

>>20922025
The profile one looks like it could be a spade.

>> No.20922036

>>20922029
>>20922024
Oh, you're right. And they have two big obvious spades on their bell collar and chest, I'm just blind.
A heart Cheshire sounds like a huge handful.

>> No.20922059

>>20922036
Why did you (you) both of my posts? Only the second one answers it.
Plus i am thinking the Original was a heart to represent the favor the QoH had for her.

>> No.20922073

>>20921912
I was expecting something else for some stupid reason.

VA-VOOM!!!

>> No.20922134
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How do you guys feel about fluffy ears?

>> No.20922137

>>20922036
Hearts are for loving.
Also clubs for lazy cuddle cats

>> No.20922139

>>20922134
Sure why not

>> No.20922141
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>>20922134
Good

>> No.20922144

>>20922059
I assumed by "original" you meant the profile one.

>> No.20922151

>>20922144
Oh yeah i maybe should have said First.

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>>20922137
Hearts in wonderland generally go way past just "loving." They're the truly sex crazy ones.

>> No.20922186

>>20922182
Nah, Diamonds are the freaks.

>> No.20922195

>>20922186
Diamonds are the adventurous freaks.
Hearts are the more vanilla freaks.

>> No.20922202
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>>20922186
>>20922195

>drink bestiality potion, going to town on waifu
>tfw she drinks a body-swap potion

>> No.20922203

>>20922195
And the vanilla ones are best!

>> No.20922208

>>20922195
What are clubs then?

>> No.20922213 [DELETED] 

>>20922203
Agreed!

>>20922208
Clubs are the Quiet artistic freaks.
Spades are the preppy active freaks.

>> No.20922219

>>20922208
Clubs are cuddlebugs

>> No.20922221
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>>20922208
Snuggle freaks.

>> No.20922222
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Micro bikinis and monster girls go hand in hand

>> No.20922229

>>20922203
Agreed!

>>20922219
>>20922221
These anons are more correct.
Clubs are snuggle freaks.
Spades are active freaks.

>> No.20922250

I want to walk up to the most dangerous and evil Demon out there and simply ask her how she manages to walk in such tall high heels.

>> No.20922251

>>20922229
I want a spade cheshire with glasses!
Snuggle the cat.

>> No.20922258

I want to restrain a dangerous and horny shirohebi, then present my hard drooling cock to her. I'll rub the sticky tip under her nose then run away

>> No.20922262

>>20922251
>walk into wonderland.
>Cheshire greets you.
>think your about to get a tour.
>Suddenly she forces you down.
>Quickly Takes off your pants.
>Sheathes your cock into her pussy.
>snuggle sex continues for the first day.

>> No.20922274

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be careful renting out rooms to spellcasters.
You may find extradimensional spaces where you didn't used to have any.

>> No.20922275

>>20922222
>Loli monster girl in a micro bikini that masterfully covers everything
>Big busty monster girl in a micro bikini that barely covers anything
I think I'll have to go for the second option.

>>20922258
This is how you get forced to repopulate her old aging village but of course you'll only be impregnating her and her only.
I hope you enjoy snex, lots of it.

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>>20922222
Is it okay for her to wear, even if she's embarassed about it? She'll get lots of sex so it should be fine

>> No.20922307

How do you approach a loli without looking like an awkward pedo who gets boners around monster children?

>> No.20922317

>>20922307
First you step into the van that says free beer

>> No.20922325

>>20922307
>Go to bar that only lets adults in
>Find loli walk up to her
>"Hi, honey, did you lose your parents?"
>She either plays along as says she needs big strong brother to help her find them in the alley behind the bar or she invites you into her van where they'll be rock music and beer

>> No.20922326

>>20922325
What if a hag loli comes up to you and asks if you need a mom to supervise you?

>> No.20922335

>>20922326
>Hag loli
Most Sabbath lolis are 1,000 year old womanlets anon they're old enough to be your great great great great grandfather's wife and you'd be none the wiser But in the case gratefully accept her supervision but always make it a point to mention how OLD she it

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>>20921949
What the fuck do you get for conkin over beaver girls, you go to jail for that?

>> No.20922364

What is your perfect size ratio for you and your waifu.

>> No.20922369

>>20922326
How do you pander to grandmas?
All I have is escorting them across busy streets, applying heating pads to their sore backs, eat their home cooking and accompany them to bingo night,

>> No.20922372

>>20922141
Good Fox!

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>>20922369
Call them everyday and tell them you love them

>> No.20922389

>>20922364
1.2 : 1, her to me.

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>>20922369
When Nana Nuki lectures you on the Tanuki Rules of Acquisition, you to listen to her like a good grandson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU

>> No.20922399

>>20922364
My waifu is on the smaller side of a head shorter than me. Perfect for spooning and carrying!

>> No.20922404

>>20922307
Just pick one up off the street and carry her away anon, nobody will look twice.

>> No.20922406

>>20922394
Gonna impregnate that nuki.

>> No.20922407

>>20922364
She should be tall enough to give you either a boobhat or boobheadrest.

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>>20922364
I'm a bit taller than 6 foot, and I want a loli waifu, prob around 1:0.66? Around 4 foot or so.

Maybe a bit shorter so she's at dick sucking height.

>> No.20922420

>>20922364
7' seems like a good size for a shog.

>> No.20922421

pedos are disgusting

>> No.20922422

>>20922414
A Visulizer is further up the thread if you need help anon, but the heights you said match mine. I would go with a shorstack though.

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>>20922307
I want to approach a monster loli with a really visible erection. Because of height differences, it'll be right up next to their face and super distracting

>> No.20922428

>>20922426
That's it anon, you're going on the naughty list.

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>>20922414
A little taller than exact dick sucking height is probably better, since it gives them a bit of wiggle room for "creativity."

>> No.20922443

>>20922422
Not quite sure what you mean. Are you talking about that draph picture? I think that was last thread.

>> No.20922444

>>20922428
I'll graze her face with my crotch "accidentally"

>> No.20922455

>>20922442
A little shorter is nice too because they have to tiptoe, like that dark priest picture.

>> No.20922456

>>20922442
Her coming up to around my chest or stomach would be good, at least that's what I always imagine anyways.

>> No.20922462

>>20922443
No a link to a body heigh visualizer here >>20921248. Allows you to see the size difference.

>> No.20922473

>>20918733
What's the theme of the 3rd Sabbath, bitches?

>> No.20922479

>>20922473
Actual kids.

>> No.20922482
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>>20922479
Nice

>> No.20922498

>>20922462
Ohhh. Yeah about 4 foot sounds about right. 4' to 3'9". Maybe even upto 4"7".

I like petite cute girls with small/flat chests, and lolis scratch that itch. I would take a loli over a petite girl if I had the choice though. But it would have to be a lolibaba/100 year old loli though.

100 year old loli>Petite 18-25 year old MG>Actually only 13-9 years old.

>> No.20922511

Do you guys think the Sabbath ever turns away applications. Like an Ushi-oni wants to be little so her hubby can lift her but has no magical talent, no real commitment to the Sabbath, no patience for learning, would they try to find her place in the organization or would they just give her a couple potions that turn her loli mode for a day and tell her to come back for more when she ran out?

>> No.20922521

>>20922364
Well, I'm 5'8, my waifu is 4'10 and our daughteru is 3'10. In more general terms, my waifu comes up to my chin and my daughteru comes up to my belly button. That's perfection for us!

>> No.20922524

>>20922498
I disaggree with your chest size preference, but yeah small girls get me going. I am tall, but is still prefer girls around 130cm or 4'4". Love the idea of picking her up and lifting her up and giving her a big kiss.

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Giving a wedding ring to a Sabbath loli, but its in the form of a nipple ring piercing

>> No.20922533

>>20922521
Cute anon! Didn't even think about daughteru height.

>> No.20922534

>>20922525
Only good if you het her two, for symmetry's sake of course.

>> No.20922542

>>20922511
The pedomorphsis spell seemed to be written that it can be casted by someone else (I believe it doesn't work, if the recipient doesnt want to be a loli?), and most likely permanent until someone casts megamorphsis on them. I don't think they mentioned anything about how long the spell lasts.

>> No.20922544

>>20922534
Maybe she also still likes to wear my big fancy engagement ring piercing that has a shiny gemstone in the middle

>> No.20922562

>>20922524
I disagree with liking oppai lolis/shortstacks, but to each their own. I would like to have standing sex with my waifu while deeply kissing her though. It sounds great.

>> No.20922575

>>20922533
I mean, I'm a daughteru dicker so at this point it'd be hard to not think about her in all sorts of ways anon. I also lied before, my daughteru is only 3'6.

>> No.20922587

>>20922575
wait why did it change?

>> No.20922591

>>20922575
Fuck, how old is she?

>> No.20922593

>>20922521
>>20922575
If this isn't KDF, I'll be surprised

>> No.20922597

>>20922587
Only because I mistyped it in the first post.

>>20922591
Her physical aging would stop around 8 anon, so she'd stop growing around then. She'd be quite small for her age anyway, but her mother and I were like that too.

>> No.20922608

>>20922593
Yes anon, it's me.

>> No.20922631

>>20922597
Hey KDF, who is Obsidian? Is that your real name?

>> No.20922632

>>20918733
Can someone give me a quick run down of the theme of all them

>> No.20922638

>>20922631
???

>> No.20922640

>>20922542
The two spells are permanent, but reversible with the other.

>> No.20922647

>>20922631
Certainly not anon, my given name isn't quite that weird. It's a relic of a name I used many years ago. Plus, it's not like I go by KDF everywhere on the internet.

>>20922638
It's just the name I use on patreon anon, I honestly figured it was a matter of time before someone dragged it here.

>> No.20922651

>>20922640
>most likely permanent until someone casts megamorphsis on them
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.20922654

>>20922632
>Demon lords army
>Druella's Extremist army
>Actual kids
>Mage reserches
>Archivers
>Beastmen
>Agriculture
>Medical.

>> No.20922661

>>20922647
Lame. Wouldda been neat if all three of your names started with O.

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I love angels!

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Can the waifu fags post their heights? I wanna laugh at them for being manlets to hide the crying i do when i realize i still cant get a fictional waifu.

>> No.20922679

>>20922661
While I'm a fan of alliterations like that anon, I'm certainly not about to change the one I have now.

>> No.20922682

>>20922651
I mean yeah, but pedomorphsis is a bread and butter spell for just about everyone in the Sabbath, so it's not much more than annoyance.

>> No.20922684

>>20922364
Let's estimate about 4.625:1 her to me.

>> No.20922689

>>20922682
>being this stupid
I was saying that I already fucking knew they were permanent and reversed each other, and I already said that in the fucking post you replied to retard. I had said "Most likely" in case I was wrong.

>> No.20922691

I want a Sabbath member to extract my DNA

>> No.20922694

>>20922691
With her cunny?

>> No.20922695

>>20922364
Is this weight or height? And if it's height, how do lamias factor into this?

>> No.20922696

>>20922689
I don't understand why you replied to that post at all then.

>> No.20922697

>>20922694
Or maybe her vacuum cleaner mouth

>> No.20922699

>>20922696
Why does anyone reply to anything anon. Why doesn't you mother love you?

>> No.20922704

>>20922695
I've always thought that lamia height was determined by whatever height they usually walk (slither?) at.

>> No.20922706

>>20922695
Height and Top of head to tip of tail.

>> No.20922708

>>20922704
>>20922706
Or how about both?

>> No.20922709

>>20922697
As long as you just mean regular sucking and not the kind with that grotesque vacuum blowjob face.

>> No.20922716

>>20922709
Nah that's the best. Even if i don't know what its called.

>> No.20922717

>>20922709
No that's great. Imagine that and really really loud slurping and sucking noises

>> No.20922718

>>20922706
>>20922708
>normal height lamia still gets embarrassed when anyone mentions her far below average full length

>> No.20922722

>>20922716
It's called disgusting, that's what it's called.

>> No.20922730

>>20922717
Those are far inferior to dick-in-the-back-of-the-throat noises and muffled gagging noises. Yuck, anon.

>> No.20922751

>>20922716
>Even if i don't know what its called.
Just "blowjob face" or /d/orse.

>> No.20922760

Idea.

>Dark carnival/ wicked circus
A travelling show of newly discovered or otherwise exotic and mysterious monster girls. It's run like an illegal underground circus troupe but with a light gothic lolita theme. There are some rare monster girl species only found in the carnival.

>harlequin
A colorful but dangerous-looking performer with a wide variety of acts. acrobatics, escape arts, and other dangerous stunts are their specialty, but they also do dramatic acts and comedies. Depending on their costume and mask or makeup, their personality completely changes and they believe they are the character they're playing until you use their full name as a safe word. By default they are sweet and deredere with an eccentric side but can become anything with a litte peparation.

>leo
A massive, powerfully built lion girl with coffee colored skin and shining golden hair that runs shaggy and wild. They work in teams at the circus looking for a 'tamer' who can keep them all happy and performing their best. If many decide they like the same tamer and marry him, they become his 'pride' and function as a super-indulgent harem.

>baba yaga
A wicked, monstrous woman with all manner of frightening features that change depending on your phobias. They gain features that are like hyper-sexy, beautiful versions of that phobia to help you beat your fears. For example, they can sprout spider legs from their backs if you have a fear of spiders and use them to ravish you lovingly. Generally they have grey skin that looks almost undead, and have a very wild, scary look about them. Fond of top hats and long coattails, which allow them to hide little surprises.

>lunatic
A frail, waifish looking girl clad in ribbons, silk and lace. They wear elaborate goth costumes and have perfectly pale porcelain skin, which they compliment with dark makeup and shining red eyes. They speak very softly and seem very elegant when indoors or under a parasol, but when moonlight hits them they become sex-crazed monsters on par with arch-succubi. Share an umbrella with her and you'll want to confess all of your darkest desires, so she knows exactly what to do when night falls.

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