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Snugglebug season

>tfw very last comment

Fuck the police.

>>20908869

Mastery over life and death was chief among my early pursuits. I began in humility, but my ambition was limitless. Who could have divined the prophetic import of something as unremarkable... as a twitch in the leg of a dead rat?

>>20908934
Look lady, I'm just here to tell you that the Johnsons are having a very hard time in the village now that you brought their great grandma back as a ghoul.

>>20908934
>tfw no 2booty automaton

>>20908934
A woman in a robe, calming communion with the divine? Madness.

>>20908951
Gonna molest Sister.....I don't know her name but I'm guessing it ain't Temperance.

>>20908951
Thats a bit to big mate. Maybe tone it down a bit.

you a working husband or a house husband? and why?

>>20908971
House husband, because she's rich enough to make me one.

Hello friends

>>20908971
Both are fine. Though I think I prefer normal work.

>>20908951
Sister is meaty! I have a confession for her if you know what I mean! Seriously though, I love Dark Priests.
>>20908970
t. Herbivore

harem of 6 is the perfect number,each day of the week to dedicate one wife and a massive orgy the sundays

>>20908994
I think 5 is a better number.
One for each weekday, and the weekends you have group sex. Plus, it ends up being an even number with you included, so when you're hooked up with one girl, the other four can pair up with each other.

>>20909004
I'm a four man myself.

>>20908994
The perfect number is one wife to love and devote yourself to for all eternity.

>>20908951
https://youtu.be/SrxedErOyrs

>>20909012
One waifu to rule them all

>>20908992
>implying that's not clearly fucking obese

>>20908992
I like some chub, but that is way to fucking much man.

>>20908994
More than 3 is a waste

>>20909033
Relax fren, I didn't mean any malice by it.

>>20908951
I would take this priest to the gym everyday after sermon to lose that belly fat

>>20909057
now thats perfect.

rape is wrong!

>>20909077
This, anything higher than that is just morbid obesity

>>20909082
Would still rape a Baphomet.

>>20909097
She looks like she's about to rape you for making her wear that outfit

>>20909044
Either 2 or 4,i hate even numbers when you include yourself

>>20909082
I'm gonna rape a sleeping Dormouse and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>20909103
Baphomet rapes you.

Just lost my dog tonight so have some booty to cheer us all up.

>>20909116
Sad times anon. I feel for you, losing a pet is a real rough time.

>>20909116
Turn that frown upside down anon and think of all the good times you had with them

>>20909116
Been there with pets a few times, hope you cheer up soon.
That's some prime booty.

>>20909113
inb4 she knows you're coming and turn the tables, all while she's asleep

>>20909116
Have you looked where you put him last?

>>20909142
>so insecure he has to twist the fantasies of others to feel comfortable
oof

I love angels!

>>20909162
Or maybe he just wanted to make the scenario more interessing?

Tomboy minotaurs who offer their boobs to men who need some cheering up.

>>20909097
Rabbit Gryphon is okay but Catgirl Yuki-Onna is best.

>>20909165
>Get invited to an angel's house party
>Bring angel food cake, wife tells you that's insulting
>Pull out the devil's food cake
>You end up bringing both cakes to the party much to your wife's chagrin
>Everyone loved them both and asks you where you bought them
>Tell them it was homemade ensuring you get invited next time

>>20909187
If it were such a contentious name, you'd think they'd just rename it.

>>20909137
The liquor and you all are helping.

>>20909228
Feel better soon, anon. You have our well wishes.

>>20909116
Let that doggo burn in Hell.

>>20909200
>>20909165
how does one get an angel gf?

>>20909245
>>>/b/

>>20909249
Ask Keiichi Morisato.

>>20909249
That's a question for the ages.

>>20909245
Take a hike dude.

Well, what are you waiting for?

>>20909249
Pray really hard for a gf every night threatening to masturbate if your prayer isn't answered and the Chief Goddess will send down one of her servants to remind you that masturbation is immoral and a sin. From there it's up to you

>>20909288
I want an all angel party.

>>20909302
I want to smile menacingly as a Valkyrie eats so corrupted food I made for her. Then I want her to rape me when she’s gone dark Valkyrie.

>>20909299
It's not same without the freckles

>>20909305
Like an all angel adventuring party or a party where all the girls are angels?

>>20909376
All angel adventuring Party

Are the elves and Dwarves in this setting hostile to each other like in other fantasy settings?

>>20909386
Kinda?
MGE Dwarves suck so while they do have a rivalry, no one talks about it because KC didn't make the dwarves strong shortstacks.

>>20909381
Do they get corrupted one by one or is it all of them are slowly corrupted at the same time.

>>20909400
I don’t get why he even went the toddlercon route. Short stack seems way more obvious route.

>>20909404
I'm torn between having them stay pure or get corrupted.
Regardless The houri ranger with her celestial werebear animal companion are gonna stay the same.

>>20909411
I don't think KC understands that Shortstack is a thing.

>>20908971
Working. Even if the wife did make enough for both of us, I'd get bored at home and want something else to do, anyway.

>>20909299
The smell to waft up. She should've at least let me sniff her cleavage first.

>>20909418
>I don't think KC understands that Shortstack is a thing.
Hobgoblin says hi. More likely, it's probably just not his thing. Not something he hates, obviously, but not something he's into.

>>20909453
Hobgob is oppai loli, not shortstack.

>>20909418
>I'm torn between having them stay pure or get corrupted.
Both are fine answers. What angels were you thinking of having?
>spoiler
Well yeah same with cupid. They don't really change much at all once corrupted.

>I don't think KC understands that Shortstack is a thing.
Yeah. Sucks we really only have 1 Pai-loli species as well.
Hell are draphs popular in japan? if they are it makes it even more baffling he hasn't made a specific shortstack race/races.

>>20909460
Angel Cleric, Valk Fighter, aforementioned Cupid Ranger.

>>20909460
Doesn't the Holstaur children grow boobs much faster than normal?

>>20909475
Holst kids are pai lolis, yes.

>>20909475
Yes, but they aren't specifically a pai loli race like Hobgoblins.

>>20909474
Nice, but i thought you said a houri ranger?

>>20909443
What would it smell like?

>>20909490
Right, Houri Ranger.
Mispoke for some reason, although I could bump it up to a 5 member party and have the Cupid be a Rogue

>>20909372
Wouldn't you rather just twist her mind with one simple word and watch her fall of her own volition? Just imagine calling her over one day, whispering _benis_ in her ear, watching her blush furiously and then enjoying the lewd fallout.

>>20909491
Musk, Jasmine, a bit of Sandalwood and sweat.

>>20909381
That kinda sounds like no fun until they fall
>You're adventuring with an all Angel party
>Valkyrie tank, Angel healer, Houri and Cupid ranged dps
>They don't let you drink alcohol, stay up past 11, order your own food, let you pick your own clothes, prayers from dawn till dusk on Sundays and especially don't let you talk to girls
>They constantly tell pre-marital sex is a sin, ask them how are you supposed to marry a girl if you never get to know her
>You get told they'll decide who is worthy of a bearing your child
>It's like living with your mom all over again, but this time it's multiplied by 4
>When you've finally had enough of dealing with them helicoptering you, sometimes literally, you sneak away into the night
>Meet beautiful farm girl you hit it off great with her and she invites you back to her barn
>When you get there she shoves you to the ground, chains your wrists to posts and undresses you
>It becomes apparent you're over a pentagram now
>Farm girl's skin starts to turn blue as she grows bat wings, horns and a spade tail
>She was Demon all along and now she's telling you her evil plan to sacrifice your virginity, by taking it herself, and use that power to turn the whole land into a new demon realm
>She then goes into great detail over the wedding you two will have and how the Demon Lord herself will be there
>Ask her how that even works, Demon tells you to shut up it's magic
>Luckily The A-team kicks down the door to the barn in the nick of time with holy fervor sending the Demon running away with her tail between her legs
>The Angels stand over your naked form blushing, they heard everything about her evil plan
>They never thought it would come to this but they all decide on taking you this night so no evil monster like her could taint your body
>Suddenly they start arguing over who should have your first time and it devolves into an all out brawl
>When the smoke clears your companions all lay down on the ground defeated
>Manage to tear a loose post out of the ground, dress yourself and drag your party members back to the room
>Lay down that night thinking about the stern talking too you'll get in the morning

>>20909509
>Wouldn't you rather just twist her mind with one simple word and watch her fall of her own volition?
Good point. Watching her slowly corrupt due to curiosity sounds great.
Cant wait to catch her peeking into the bathroom while i am showering or seeing her play with her self.

>>20909527
The Angel and Valk are the stern ones.
Cupid's a Kuutie
Houris is 100% wife with her bro wearbear friend.
Also,
>Implying the Houri is a ranged Ranger
How else do you do strength dual wield builds?

>>20909255
>I'm not a woman, I'm a goddess
t. Belldandy

That series was so pure I can't fap to it

>irl Yeti is like 9ft+
>MGE Yeti is a womanlet
What's a good BIG snuggle waifu?

>>20909593
Every lamia type, but especially bunyips.

>>20909527
Multiple angels seems so problematic.

>>20909593
You called?

>>20909593
I'm sure BEEG versions exist.

>>20909593
Yeti if you imagine a tall one or take her sitting down in the profile as being big too

Which one of the fluffy girls is your favourite ? (ratatoskr, march hare, bunyip, etc.)

Mine is bunyip

>>20909629
Rata, easily. The profile version would need some holst milk, though. The other two lose on personality in my book.

>>20909629
Inari.

>>20909636
Although it occurs to me that there was an "etc." in there, so inari followed closely by gandharva. Feathers can be fluffy, too.

>>20909629
Owl Mage!

>>20909660
Floofy scholar gonna give you some knowledge!

>>20909672
I hope she doesn't get mad when i rip open her pants after she gives me some knowledge.

>>20909680
Depends, are you ready for your head to be surrounded by feathery fluff and thick thighs?

>>20909636
You is the one who must give them the personality you prefer most, the entries aren't character profile after all

>KYAAAAA DO NOT BE AFRAID DESU~

>>20909690
yes. I wouldn't be ripping her pants if i wasn't ready.

>>20909629
Anubi and hellhounds have a good balance of fluff.

>>20909714
Lolinubis is a hot piece of cunny.

>>20909453
>>20909456

I don't think I've ever seen a non-western shortstack. Figured Oppai-Loli was the equivalent.

>>20909697
I don't even...

>>20909730
Go look at GrandBlue, they've got shortstacks and are from Japan.

>>20909730
>I don't think I've ever seen a non-western shortstack. Figured Oppai-Loli was the equivalent.
Let me introduce you to a non western species that is entirely shortstacks,

>>20909733
>angel presents herself as a beautiful but otherworldly being incomprehensible to the mortal mind
>actually has kind of a dorky personality
>walk in on her one day relaxing in bed as just a regular winged humanoid
>nerdy, has messy hair, in flannel pajamas and still sleeps with a teddy bear (that has a tiny stuffed halo)
>sees you, room explodes in light, and you see her otherworldly form
>in her booming voice states that you cannot trust the images you see with your eyes, they're all illusions, and also to knock first before entering a girl's room

>>20909730

ywn never build a comfy fortress with an arcade, a airplane hanger, a library, a lab, and a hot spring with your half-shog half-gremlin hybrid waifu

I know that we are only talking about the girls but Draphs arent 100% a shortstack species since the males are all tall and muscular mens

>>20909744
>>20909767

I didn't think Draphs were shortstacks, every western example I saw in the past were those kind of stocky-looking dwarves and greenskin goblins.

>>20909751
Without a human-sized person to compare to, they seem conventionally-proportioned.

>>20909783
>Without a human-sized person to compare to, they seem conventionally-proportioned.
Dude, there is a male human in the chart that you just replied

>>20909780
That is utterly irrelevant. Fuck off and die.

>>20909783
>I didn't think Draphs were shortstacks, every western example I saw in the past were those kind of stocky-looking dwarves and greenskin goblins.
Fair enough i guess. Glad i could correct your mistake.

>>20909796
He was talking about the one with just a draph.

>>20909726
Go back to /b/ with your garbage posts.

>>20909814
And he also included >>20909767 in his post

I wish MGE had lions. I mean we have tigers and everything, just like russia.

>>20909767
>>20909796
Fucking hell they're TINY. Like stupidly so, it's adorable.

>>20909693
The entries are a generic overview of the species, a sort of middle ground around which you'd expect a girl to oscillate. There will be variation, but wuestions like the one asked become meaningless if everyone just looks at a picture and then imagines their own thing. There's no baseline for discussion.

>>20909984
Chimera are mostly leonine.

I want to trick a human woman into eating a handful of intoxication fruits and then fuck her while she transforms.

>>20910009
Only if she deserves it, but otherwise sounds hot.

>>20910033
Define "deserves." And then define "only," so I can ignore your definition and fap to something that shouldn't be hot but still is.

>>20910043
Maybe she's an assassin who made an attempt on your life, and then she turns into a Kunoichi, which is arguably an upgrade.

>>20910050
Yeah, but it'd make her more effective at and no less focused on "killing" you. No, you need to make her into something harmless, in that case. Maybe a nice cockatrice, or better yet a mermaid if you're not by the sea or a river.

>>20909593
Yetis can be big girls too, it's hard to tell her actual height when her profile picture has her sitting down

Is there something like a Jekyll/Hyde semi-monstergirl where I can fuck her as a monster sometimes and fuck her as a human other times without having to commit to one or the other?
Or even like the Hulk except instead of getting hulked out she gets more lewded out (like those girl to gal images) the hornier/sexually fustrated she becomes?(no age progression or breast expansion looking shit though)

>>20910104
This makes me want to go back and watch Kaibutsu Oujo.

>>20909984
Sphinx.

>>20910106
Redcap is kinda sorta like that.

>>20910106
You'd think werewolves would work like that, only they don't. A phantom or mindflayer could make the fantasy work, at least.

>>20910119
There's a Troll and High P'Orc graph-thing like that, are there anymore?

Mosquito Season!

>>20910161
The High P'Orc shit is just a stupid one that a faggot did

>>20910172

Can the Ice Queen stop it with the snow already?

>>20910161
Idk, I only made the Redcap.

>>20910172
I like to imagine that mosquito netting would thwart and frustrate vamp mosquitoes despite the fact that they're more than large and intelligent enough to just move it.

>>20910172
remind me of the sauce on this again? I remember it had a cute spider girl.

>>20910187
They probably get tangled in it then flail around on your bedroom floor like a dork!

What kind of enchantments does her weapon have?

>>20910191
Mosquito Season by VanRipper

>>20910186
>>20910174
Oh, so it's individual Anons but there's a consistent style? presumably through cross inspiration Makes sense, I hope some other Anons make more, they're strangely pleasing.

>>20910187
How do i seduce a swarm of vamp mosquitoes? just cut myself abit before nap?

>>20910205
No, that's how you get vampires. For mosquitoes, you have to surround yourself with standing water and get a few canisters of CO2. They LOVE that stuff.

>>20910199
thanks

>>20910212
>tfw no mosquito delinquents in bootyshorts trying to bum cigarettes off you.

>>20910212
why not both? would be funny seeing a regal vampire trying to keep so many shorties at bay

>>20910214
You're welcome

>>20910222
>Vampire can't get into Anon's house because she wasn't invited in
>Stands outside of his window with an oversized flyswatter trying to keep the vamp mosquitoes out
>"Anon, let me in so I can keep these tramps away from my food!"
>Some inevitably get in, but are thwarted by netting around the bed.
>"HUMAN, WHAT THE FUCK?! TAKE THIS OFF SO I CAN SUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!"
I hope that guy knows how to laugh himself to sleep, because he wouldn't get any otherwise with all of that racquet.

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

>>20910202
Yeah, it's multiple anons.

>>20910196
>Club
>Clean slices
She's fucking cheating that's what

>>20909840
Give your balls a tug ya titfucker.

>>20910246
>Sucking brains out
oh wow they got a undead version as well or thats a zombie dragon in disguise?

of course,after enough laughs i will open everything and serve warm meals to all these hungry women

>>20910251
Time machine.
But if we couldn't, then some sort of rocket bike that we could both ride together.
Also VR headsets with real feeling and sensation, so we could fuck in the virtual world while fucking in the real world for double pleasure.

>>20910262
>Illusion:100

>>20910256
I'm getting INSPIRED, I might do a few myself idk.

>>20909996
That’s why KC should make a shortstack race.

>>20910246
>Vampire can't get into Anon's house because she wasn't invited in
I love that bit of actual vampire lore. It can make for such cute shenanigans.
>tomboy childhood friend vampire
>has to wait outside for her friend to invite her in every single time
>sometimes she makes a joke of it, sometimes she's legitimately impatient, sometimes she forgets and accidentally runs face-first into an "invisible wall" when she's excited and wants to tell him something
>same thing happens as they grow up and eventually get into a relationship, no matter where he moves she always must be formally invited in
>eventually get married, friend bridal carries her over the threshold
>the next day she walks in casually, then suddenly realizes she passed through his door without a formal invitation
>because it's her home now too
>happy vampire tears

>>20910290
Wait,isnt it only required the first time? i need to update myself on bloodsucker lore

>>20910296
It is. His idea is cuter, though.

>>20910296
I've heard it multiple ways, though one is probably more accurate to whichever belief it originated from. I just picked it because it was cuter.

>>20910296
It can sometimes apply to demons too, themselves being very regimented and rulebound creatures.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure that you go for one of the 'lesser' pharaohs that handle provincial management.

They may not have the powers of the true pharaohs but they're still good girls!

>>20910374
I thought Demons were only bound by their contracts not any specific rules

>>20910461
In a more folklore sense.

>>20910461
Mythological demons LOVE rules. More specifically, they love fucking you over with them, but contracts are just an extension of that.

>Lilims are daughers of the demon lord
>the DL herself is a lilim
so,from where to lilims come from? is she the first one?

>>20910490
Storks all the way down.

>>20910490
>What came first chicken or the egg

>>20910490
>The DL herself is a lilim
What? DL was just some normal succ. She came from wherever succs came from before she took over.

>>20910493
I just assumed she was a very powerful succubus and upon getting the throne she 'evolved' spawning a uber version of her species

i am fucking retarded anon,apologies

>>20910505
I mean besides the evolving part that is basically it.

>>20910515
So if lilims (the strongest monster) have always existed why they havent pushed all other MG soecies out of the plate from the start? just asking questions due to curiosity

>>20910524
Tolerance

I LOVE LICH

it must be hard being a prostitute in the mge world knowing your first customer will be your only one.

>>20910538
if you love lich so much, why don't you go marry her then, hahaha

>>20910538
Dark mages are infinitely superior,and i hate loli/too young looking mg

>>20910540
That's not always the case. There are gonna be quite a few that screw around with multiple guys before settling on one.

>>20910540
reminder you can actually make money off sex with a item

>>20910540
>It must be hard knowing that you only have to fuck a stranger once, after which you will have a loving husband and possibly provider to love and cherish forever
No?

>>20910557
>Your face here

>>20910557
Fried tofu goes to all the right places.

>>20910540
Not really, no.

>>20910251
a giant mecha that can vaporizes order cities and liberate men, take them to demon realms to become incubi, and become heroes among the monsters that I can feel like i belong somewhere in monster girl society for once and gain a sense of belonging.

>>20910524
I guess she did evolve in the pokemon sense.

>>20910540
?

>>20910550
Hasn't KC has stated that it is very rare for MG prostitutes to have more than one customer. You got a fetish for used goods?

>>20909984
manticores. what we need is a black panther monster girl or a cheetah monster so we can have all the ookii neko

When going into Kakuen Jungles in the Mist Continent. Make sure your equipment is secured, or you might find yourself unarmed and unclothed by a cheeky Monkey.

Would you rather have a Lich waifu that turned into a Holstaurus, or a Holstaurus that turned into a Lich?

>>20910584
I wouldn't say very rare but quite uncommon for sure. But it extends to the monster girl population as a whole, in that there's a group that don't settle on the first guy.

>>20910587
>Black panther
My mind now instantly goes to the "Wakanda Forever" variety. Thanks, Marvel. Why the fuck do we not have an actual lion yet, though?

>>20910590
asshole monkey. we need much nicer monkeys

>>20909984
Should lion girls be tan to reflect their natural fur, or black to reflect their indigenous habitat

>>20910596
Obviously a Lich, do not fall to her tricks.

>>20910601
That's your own fault for getting into cape shit. For some people, their mind still goes to the party.

>>20910603
Well if you want your equipment back you might have to beg for it. Unless you think you can best a disciple of The Monkey's Paw style in unarmed combat.

>>20910613
Fun fact: the superhero predates the party.

>>20910613
That was me before the movie. I'm going to consider this an improvement. Besides, if I headcanon the shaved heads, that still means exotic brown catgirls, so I'm down.

>>20910627
Er, headcanon away.

>>20910587
don't forget jaguars because i want a luchador wrestler monster girl

>>20909771
>half-shog half-gremlin hybrid waifu
Does she had any spare Möbius nuts I can borrow? I need 2 or 3 for my blivet bolts.

>>20910630
I'd rather have some some red dragons.

>>20910630
I'm going to unmask her!

>>20910630
Oh yes. A big brown Aztec Jaguar Girl, flexing at the camera while wearing a mask to hide her identity.

>>20910655
How are you supposed to go about healing a wolfu's tail if she sprains it from wagging to hard?

>>20910664
Didn't mean to reply.

>>20910655
I'm going to finally fulfill my dream of becoming Akuma Shogun, KING OF DEVIL

>>20909984
Only if they're more than "wow aggressive werecat."

>>20910674
If anything, they would need to be domineering but lazy assholes. I suppose that's like half of a manticore, but...

Would you much rather be: short healer priest protected by big strong monster girl tank or big strong tank protecting little monster girl healer?

>>20910681
Heal-slut for me if I had to choose but my true calling in life is being a warlock.

>>20910681
Definitely the latter unless I'm a shota in the first scenario and won't be a manlet forever.

>>20910590
But what if I want a cheeky monkey

>>20910674
i would do unspeakable things to friends

>>20910678
They'd probably be harem species that travel in packs (or cliques) and are very protective/proactive, but have secret lazy sides that love being spoiled.

>>20910681
I'd be a lame escort quest npc with an incredibly small amount of hp.

>>20910681
If by healer you mean glorious alchemist flinging potions at people then yes, I would be a healer.

>>20910690
That works. They'd probably get off on being called "majestic," too.

>>20910681
Can i be a big weak healer with a small strong fighter?

>here's the deal, you get your monstergirl waifu, but only after I have sex with her, no condoms

There are many ways to have sex with Alice-chan:
Playful
Polite
Gentle
Rude
Commanding
Forceful

>>20910706
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, retard.

>>20910706
Why would a baphomet even bring up condoms?
They're female.

I'd honestly let her though. I'm at the point where I'd do anything to get my monster girl waifu.

>>20910710

at least it wasn't after I fuck (you)
but I could reconsider it

>>20910707
What's it called when I wank on her tail and put gum in her hair?

>>20910715
>giving it yous

>>20910719
Kinky BDSM.

>>20910719
>>20910722
I was supposed to write "yank" on her tail but I suppose wanking works too...

>>20910707
Elaborate.

Anyone got rare .Lesses?

If you were an incubus, would it be wrong to wear fake horns or other accessories to match your waifu?

>>20910745
Yes. Cybernetics and bionics are however acceptable.

>>20910748
What, like those brainwave-sensing cat ears?

>>20910756
Toeing the line there bud, better watch out.

>>20910707
And suddenly, I'm reminded of a dream where one tried to wake me up by dry-humping me and showering me with kisses.

>>20910774
That's a strange dream, because everybody knows that alice is the one monster who can to trust to NOT molest you while waking you up.

>>20910765
Call me old-fashioned, but I think being an incubus would involve having similar wings, horns, and tail to my succubus wife, even if they're just accessories or illusion magic.

Doesn't a hatter's wife dress like her and wear the mushroom top/hat?

>>20910681
Dps who overaggroes and needs a tank

>>20910655
>Still no Aztec mg
ow

>>20910782
There's a difference between clothes and actual extra bits anon.

And always I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony always

>>20910727
I'm not going to write six paragraphs about alice.

>>20910784
Literally me.

>>20910796
Lame!

>>20910748
>>20910745
If ropurotto sabbath have uniforms that have magical ears and tails that you can feel and hear from, id imagine that horns and tails are possible as well!

I wonder
If orcs and other monsters get turned on when you beat them, how excited do the get when you actually want to have sex after the fight?

>>20910681
I've been asking myself this for years.
>Can be a manlet healer with a fuckhuge brute waifu
>Can be manlet rogue Paladin (just invoke Eros or some shit) and get a get a fuckhuge magic healer waifu/alchemist waifu

I'd rather be a healer in a way, I have a very nurturing nature. But in my experience most people can't tank for shit.

How would you react if your human waifu told you she wanted to get monsterized? the only catch is that it would involve some minor yuri with a monstergirl. Also the Monstergirl cant become apart of your harem.

>>20910826
What the fuck do I care, I'm getting me a monster.

>>20910826
I don't have a human waifu.

>>20910826
>human waifu

>>20910831
>>20910837
Hypothetically if you had a human waifu.

>>20910843

>>20910796
I would like to read a greentext about lewding Alice!

So as a reminder or refresher...

Shoggoths. They make EVRERYTHING out of themselves. That tea you're drinking? That's her. That teapot it came in? Her. The saucer it sits on? Her. Your cup. Your chair. The table. The steak. The cutlery. Possibly your clothes. All her and probably not as healthy.
Head Maid kikimora are for love, Chamber Maid shoggoths are for lewd.

>>20910924
I don't know why but I read this in the voice of Cave Johnson.

I still can't ignore how impractical paws and sometimes tails are.

>>20910924
I prefer the idea that shogs have either limited mass or limited attention, so they have to prioritize what they give their masters. It seems cuter if she prepares a cup of tea and tries to persuade her master to use that one specifically and not any of his other ones.

>>20910968
Ey there girl, going clubbin'?

I need motivation

I wonder how messed up a chimera conversation is?

>>20911083
Boy goes to junkyard
Boy finds Automaton
Boy fixes Automaton
They fall in love

>>20911091
>Hello Miss Chimera, I wish to talk to Goat, is she around?

>>20911083
>Lacking motivation
Do I have to tell your Kikimora supervisor that you're under performing at work due to your attitude? Cause I'm sure she knows a great way to motivate you

>>20911100
>He's making fun of us again...
>Should we say something?
>No, don't let bullies get a rise out of you
>But if we ignore it he'll think he can get away with it...
>Let's rape him!
>That's a nice idea...
>Yes, let's rape him!
And then there was no more talking.

>>20911104
>When Ms. Goat is an actual monster girl and he just wanted to know where the Satyros went

>>20911103
Not him and I love Kikis and Shogs equally, but I couldn't handle a Kiki supervisor. She'd expect too much of me. I'd rather hide under a shog who only expects results sometime this heat death.

>>20911091
As in the talking to her self, or personalities keep switching mid sentence?

>>20911127
Both probably. Although to me it just sounds cute

>>20911083
>mfw morning classes

>>20911103
>Kiki
>Supervisor
I guess that could still work, as long as she's the supportive type of boss most of the time and not a cunty slave driver like that bitch anubis in HR.

>>20911157
Imagine getting summoned to HR after she knew you called her that

>>20911145
You won't get me to class before 9 AM even though I get up before 6 every day.

>>20911157
Certain kikis are known to kick into overdrive when they see a messy "permanent bachelor." I expect most kiki bosses to be like that unless you are a star employee.

>>20911160
>Imagine caring what HR anubis says
>Imagine not just getting your grape snake friend to grape her

>>20911160
>"To be fair, you were literally a slave drinker at one point and you are technically a bitch even now. Wrong thing to say? Got it. Sensitivity training, then?"
And that was how Anon ended up in the spike pit.

>>20911160
Well at least she's better than Catbert.

>>20911175
I always read that as them kicking your ass into shape if you were slacking off. If you're at least performing proficiently, I can't see a kiki supervisor doing more than encouraging you to do even better.

>>20911186
>Mmm, your mid-year review is coming up, anon.
>You wouldn't want to get poor marks on "Works well with others," now, would you?
>Nyahaha~

>>20911195
I need to slack off here and there, but get everything done before anyone needs it or anyone has a deadline. I don't think any Kiki would appreciate that much.

>>20911196
Would that be a question she can use her curse on?

>>20911201
>Not expecting Kiki boss to get on your ass for slacking when you could be going above and beyond and start doing other people's jobs

>>20911213
>start doing other people's jobs
aaah
I'll help train anyone who needs it, but I can't do that. Definitely need to transfer departments to a shog boss that is also my desk.

>>20911201
Eh, that sounds like "come on, I know you can do better" territory, not a "rape you until you succeed(?)" situation.

>>20910674
Yeah but werecats don't have manes. Checkmate Chief God.

>>20911213
I want to fuck a smug bicorn until she's pregnant.

>>20911103
I want a kiki like that!

>>20911213
Desmug that horse by making them into a maid!

>>20911196
Confound those Riddlecats.

>>20911259
Honestly saddles and harnesses on a centaur are really erotic.

>>20911211
When in doubt, assume it is.
They love catching people off guard that way.

Hellhound comes home to find that their abuse was too much, and their man is hanging from the rafters.
What happens?

I bet you'd love to have this nice shiny (You).

If only Sphinx had a mane. I even like riddle memes to boot.

>>20911176
>Graped Anubis HR
>She schemes nonstop to find ways to get the Pharaoh CEO graped

>>20911289
Look, if we have diversity in Baphomet appearances like we got in WG3, there's no reason you can't have that.
Alternatively, this sounds like something alchemy could be useful for.

>>20911289
Having a mane is like having a dick.

>>20911296
Tell that to a Manticore and see what happens.

I want you lads to have this. https://files.catbox.moe/4vq4sv.mp4

>>20911295
>Pulling Lich-chan away from her important alchemy work for curing Chief God Faith syndrome for something like creating a fluffy cat mane

I don't know anon that sounds kind of dangerous.

Can liches become like stand users since their spirit is disjointed from their body?

>>20911339
I dunno but Wights already are.

>>20911330
Sounds like a good goal if I’ve ever heard of one.
And if she’s not willing to work on it, well, Liches are far from the only alchemists around. As far as dream life goes, that’d be my profession to help support my waifu’s magical work.

>>20911330
Liches are probably one of the most perverted monster girls out there. They look dead pan and like they aren't, but soon enough you'll find one sniffing your underwear one day.

>>20911330
>I want you lads to have this. https://files.catbox.moe/4vq4sv.mp4
Even though I have to listen to that kind of thing every day it still hurts. Mostly because it makes me imagine wonderland girls like that.

>>20911330
>I want you lads to have this. https://files.catbox.moe/4vq4sv.mp4

I'm split on this only being on switch. I might just go and buy one just for this. Probably gonna be a bundle so that's fine.

>>20911346
Can a living girl be turned into a wight

>>20911339
>What is astral projection?

>>20911369
Just wait a few decades.

>>20911369
I think so. But in rare circumstances.

Like a noblelady getting a full blast from a Dragon Zombie's corrupting breath.

>>20911371
What happens if a girl's spirit gets caught in a nacha's web while astral projecting?

>>20911381
Lots of insults and maybe some light /u/

Which girl would enjoy watching black & white European crime thrillers with me? Stuff like Fantomas and Dr. Mabuse. Preferably someone who doesn't keep narrating what's happening like Phantom-chan does.

>>20911436
I bet a phantom would watch a movie and then "redo it to improve it" with the two of you.

>>20911475
Cool! We'll start with this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-WnY_ZmT9E

>>20911436
A phantom with a magical tape on her mouth.

>>20910557
is that a dangerous fox?

>>20911564
Not really, she clearly just wants to breed.

>>20911564
ALL foxes are dangerous. Never trust a fox. But if you need I have a smart raccoon charm that will ward away dirty foxes for a low, low price....

The Ochimusha theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC7-opq4Gik

>>20911669
>tfw no undead retainer harem

>>20911669
I want to touch her tummy.

>>20911694
>>20911704
How is your path to becoming shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu, coming along? Too busy with your harem and their taut bellies to conquer lesser clans?

>>20911728
If the Tengu doesn't sing, fuck it into singing.

>>20911728
All part of the keikaku. Make so many babies the clan absorbs all of Zipangu.

>>20910590
Fantastic tootsies. We need more art like this of Kakuens

>>20911773
If the Tengu won't sing for me, clamp her nipples and spank her.

>>20911795
If the Tengu won't sing for me, deny her orgasms until she sings for me.

>>20911773
>>20911795
>>20911808
Yare yare daze

>>20911773
Give the Tengu tactician a good fucking for each battle won.

>>20911814
You can't pay back what you owe with money! Marriage on the other hand...

>>20911728
Breed with the harem while turtling up. Maybe invest in matchlocks too

>>20911838
>trusting in gaijin tech
Shamefur dispray! Lord Anonoga is truly a fool!

>>20911846
>not pairing your long yari with your Cursed Matchlock waifu's muzzle
>not making glorious pike-and-shot children
Do you even Nagano, Centaur-chan?

>>20911846
The world is changing. Also maybe I get to add a western order priestess to my harem too

>>20911855
>>20911878
Your gaijin weapons are useless against the Elder Centipede though.

KC released the making-of and Highres art of the Kikimora on his twitter.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1101010422528761856
Highres
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1101012791408832513
Making-of

>>20910951
This has some basis, as KC has pointed out that they usually reabsorb what they make as soon as it is no longer being used.

Also, they keep a supply of regular objects and such in the house for guests to use, as they dislike having people other than their husband touch things made from their body.

>>20911926
Hopefully there's a new girl in the next hour or so because he's going to break the once a month schedule he's got going on.

>>20911926
KC noted that he designed her hair to look like a dog's, as she has dog ears. But it makes one wonder if her actual dog ears are small and underneath her hair, or if the second of those thick tresses on each side are her floppy ears. Most certainly the latter, given how big the ears on proto-kiki are, but I don't recall if anyone has drawn them to where one can see that those are floppy ears.

Anyway, while it is nice to get another old profile on patreon, I hope it doesn't mean a big delay on a new profile. KC could at least post the red oni or gargoyle remake if he is that behind on finishing a new profile.

>>20911946
>Owl Mage on the 11th
>Tsurara-Onna on the 29th
>Genie on the 25th.
>Banshee on the 26th.
>Myconid on the 28th.
At least he was consistent for 5 months this time.

>>20911926
Wish I had access to his Patreon. Cute Kikis always cheer me up after a hard day.

Reminder to always gently bully your vampire wife every morning,either by biting her pointy ears,rubbing some garlic on her nose or letting some sunlight in!

>>20911962
Yeah, that'd be pretty neat.

But if we don't get anything today, at least the monthly archive will get posted tomorrow.
Kinda bummed that I still couldn't purchase the last two doujins I still need.
>>20911974
https://pastebin.com/PXP4qN42
Here's the making-of from the translator anon.

>>20911988
Much appreciated.
>eroticism without exposure
Sold. Nothing gets me harder than impregnating a fully clothed Kiki with her ankle-length dress lifted and her underwear hastily shunted to the side. Her uniform with the natural wrinkles really was good work.
Her birdy brooch designs are a nice touch, and I always thought her dog ears were her bangs.

>>20911932
i like to imagine they can lock and separate excess mass so it keeps form

>>20910547
>Dark mages are infinitely superior,and i hate loli/too young looking mg
Lich's profile picture isn't even loli, she's just a womanlet.
But Liches and Dark Mages would be even better as lolis.

>>20912040
>loli Dark Mage
They probably exist in Shirokoto Sabbath.

>>20912008
Well certainly for a time they can. It'd be a bit inconvenient if they had to maintain physical contact with whatever they created. The connection they have with the things made from their body is more a mental one, i.e. shared senses.

>>20912040
>inb4 loli dark mages are just witches wearing a dark mage's oversized clothes.

>>20912040
>Dark Mages would be even better as lolis.
No

The biggest problem darkmages/lichs face is having their labs mistaken for drug factories

>>20912158
If i was with a dark mage i'd want her lab to be a potion/drug factory.

>>20912158
Just don't be suspicious and dont make illegal shit
Its not like your making weed brownies or meth

Can monstergirls recognize the signs of depression? When their husbando becomes withdrawn and emotionless, acting like little more than a ragdoll going through the motions of life with no visible joy, will they know something is wrong?

>>20912190
Monsters are very sensitive to emotions, some more than others.

>>20912190
>they don’t like it if their husband makes a difficult or sad expression, so if he makes a face like that, they’ll extend a hand or tongue to his penis right away, and it will be overwritten with any expression that they love.

Remember the old turtle

>>20912190

>>20912219

>>20912218
It's turtles all the way down, baby.

>>20912218
https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/sea-turtle-populations-increase/

I like the idea of coming up behind my wife and seeing all her eyes turn to look at me, so I got that as an image.
>>20909629
Gazer is a fluffy girl, she's the best.

>>20912275
Seeing things from the perspective of a gazer's many eyes would be mind-bendingly confusing for those used to two eyes.

How common are ANCIENT evils? would it seek food or a husband first?

>>20912348
>How common
If fantasy has taught me anything, there's plenty. And if Malazan has taught me anything, they're from many different time periods.
>food or a husband
She'll have you for dinner in the bath!

>>20912295
It's impossible to imagine.
Our brains are barely able to comprehend our eyes moving independently of eachother, let alone 10 separate independently reorientable continuous visual feeds on top of the usual.

Valkyries are kidnappers

>>20912370
W-wait did i died? thats why shes carrying me to valhalla?

>>20912365
I guess one comparison would be one of those security camera feed hubs with all the screens that show various feeds, except that the gazer would be able to put some focus on all of them at the same time.

>>20912348
what are ancient evils evil for??

>>20912379
You were tragically killed in a stamp-collecting accident, alas.

>>20912401
Heavily impregnating so they are now busy with daugherus

>>20912379
Just noticed she isn't covering up top so

https://imgur.com/a/iC7ildl

>>20912413
I want to hear those things call me papa.

>>20912416
uh,i just though she was using skintight 'armor' and all that

>>20912419
>Things
anon they are called daugherus

>>20912425
But I don't know what species they are. I shall call them hornwogglers.

>>20912427
Eldritch dragon

>>20912448

What is this nerd trying to do?

>>20912535
Frontside ollie.

>>20912421
Better safe than sorry I guess

>>20912535
Connect with the mother conciousness

will we get a geek mamono? i'm tired of all these stacey monsters

>>20912061
I doubt a DM would be interested in joining organizations. To find a loli one you'd have to find an elusive lolibaba by yourself, or meet a DM's daughter while she's on an errand collecting magical ingredients in the forest or something.

>>20912720
I doubt the Sabbath only keeps pedomorphasis for members considering spreading the love of loli is one of the main missions of at least the demon lord's army sect. Not to mention I wouln't be surprised of they couldn't learn it themselves of make a similar spell on their own.

>>20912815
>make a similar spell on their own
That's kind of what I was implying with the first option.

>>20912966
Granted but even if a fairly new Dark Mage or her husband really wanted to be a loli I doubt it would be hard to find some Baphomet to cast it even if they didn't want to join or at least participate in any activates like the black masses. To me it seems like adding one more loli to the world would make them happy even if it didn't specifically benefit the Sabbath itself.

>>20912815
>spreading the love of loli is one of the main missions
Why did KC make this their main goal. It just seems stupid to say a force/group exists that's main goal is forcing people to like something.

>>20913053
Fuck off, you aren't fooling anyone

>>20913074
sorry i didn't mean to offend anyone.

>>20913053
There are plenty of organizations about spreading awareness or love of things in real life not to mention religions. Let me guess you are either just butthurt about lolis or you can't stand that the Dark mage can be made loli despite how many people post about megamorphasis Baphomets or Alices.