/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev!

>>20903015
Drunk foxes are incredibly dangerous anon, look out!

I desperately want to fuck a dormouse and have her indulge in all my fetishes.

Flat chests are neat. I love them!

>>20903015
>>20903060

Don't mind me, just saving more pictures of kitsune

i want to win a MG heart by the power of delicious meals!

>>20903080
Same, but other way around, I want a waifu who can cook delicious food!

Lolis are the best.

>>20903060
Those are anything but flat.

>>20903050
My negro

>>20903093
...To bully

>>20903098
It's very close to being flat, which is still more than acceptable for me.

>>20903090
What if the only way to get her is by beating in a cooking contest?

>>20903133
Who do I get if I lose?

>>20903093
..to ban

>>20903152
try again,but you cant marry her until you win

>>20903093
>>20903158
...to bang

>>20903093
To marry and spend the rest of your life pampering and loving.

>>20903093
At being controversial.

>>20903093
Lolis are okay if they're the 1000 year old dragon kind.

Dragonia girls like Shirtiya are honestly some of the most likable MGE characters so far. I want to visit her mother and father's restaurant and see if I can ask them about how to help her relax.

>>20903279
>Give us some grandchildren already!

>>20903279
She's not used to humans from what I've seen.

>>20903290
She's pretty bold though, making explicit passes to the guy she is the tour guide for at most every turn.

https://pastebin.com/yibwSars

Plus she learned a lot watching the couples at her parent's restaurant.

>>20903050
Honestly anon I want to feed a dormouse some wine while she’s sleeping and fuck/play with her body while she’s tipsy!

>Of course, it's easy for succubi to enthrall men through sex, but they don't necessarily just attack according to their impulses and desires. For succubi, what brings them joy is immersing themselves in pleasure and at the same time providing it to their partner. For that reason, they're very particular about it. They don't just want to be the only one enjoying pleasure, and they tend to think about also having their partner genuinely drown in pleasure.

>Ultimately, it still ends in sex, but they try to make sure a man's “first time having sex with a inma” will be more wonderful and pleasurable for him. That way a man's body and mind will be imprinted with even stronger pleasure, and he won't be able to forget it. That way it will be accompanied by a more powerful shock and ecstasy of the kind which will change a man's values. And that way a man will greatly desire sex with a inma from the bottom of his heart. They carefully make preliminary preparations to provide the “best sex” for their future husband so that they can enjoy it together. For that reason, many succubi transform into human form, and lurk in towns where humans live, waiting for an opportunity to lure men into sex.

>It's said they also sometimes contact a man and deepen their relationship beforehand. The charming female traveler you met at the bar who gave you a suggestive look, and the simple and cute little girl at the general store who always soothes you with her smiles may possibly be succubi who are watching you the way a tiger watches its prey, aiming for more “delicious sex”.

I honestly love how seriously MGE succubi take seduction, how they treat it like an art form that should be tailored to the particular man and often prepared for well in advance. Its almost nerdy how particular they are about it, and I can imagine some putting together quite elaborate scenarios to make for the perfect "first time."

Likewise, I wonder if they think its a waste how many monsters go for the "just push him down and ravage him" approach, without confirming first that such a method is the best for that man.

>>20903060
>>20903093
There wouldn't be many greater joys than laying in bed with a loli Wight with your arms loosely around her, planting kisses on her cold naked skin, working your way from her legs and thighs all the way up to her chest, and following her movements while she's freely squirming around from the intense sensation. By the time you reached her tiny breasts, she'd probably be arching her back and you'd be supporting her tensed body with a hand under her.

>Be evil wizard
>Kidnap prince from monster girl kingdom and plan to ransom him off to support my crippling gacha addiction
>Day after the kidnapping the queen decrees that whoever saves the prince will have his hand in marriage
>Less than an hour after hearing about this parties of adventuring monster girls are at my doors
>Wyverns, Harpies and even Dragons are flying around my towers trying to find out which one holds the prince
>Eventually the adventures break down both of my gates by using a Wurm as a battering ram
>They barge into my foyer and start ransacking all my stolen furniture and vases that I planned on pawning off
>Knowing shits fucked and that I'll never be able to pay back those Tanuki loansharks, and more importantly, spend money on gacha I take the prince with me to my secret slide out of here
>Would cast a teleport spell but last time I did I almost drowned because I landed right into a raging river
>Suddenly get stopped by the heroines ready to dump me off at the nearest Sabbath clinic to cure me of my wizardom
>They do the whole "Make it easy on yourself" spiel, but I come up with a genius idea
>Hand over the prince and tell them he can only marry one of them, not all of them
>They all looked like they were ready to start a harem till the Dragon pushes in front declaring it'll be her
>Infighting ensues and I jump down the slide thinking I escaped only to land right into a group of Kunoichi debt collectors
>Knew I should've been a hero, at least then I could mooch off the crown for gacha bucks

>>20903333
KC's succubi are OLEV, but seduction is pretty much always better than a simple rape, both for the heart and the dick.

>>20903333
To me that just sounds like a healthy attitude toward sex. You should at least kinda care about the person you're doing it with, and it should be a give-and-take between the two of you. A personal, intimate exchange where everyone comes away satisfied and happy. Not necessarily romantic, but intimate.

Sex is way more fun if you really like the other person and try to give them the best you can. I appreciate KC's attitude that everyone should be having a good time. There's some pretty weird shit mixed in there too but on the whole MGE is actually a lot more wholesome that it might seem at first glance.

>>20903453
It really is a wholesome cake with fetish frosting and /d/ sprinkles. Mostly. /food analogy.

>>20903453
>There's some pretty weird shit mixed in there too but on the whole MGE is actually a lot more wholesome that it might seem at first glance.

Indeed, it even applies to corruption poster girl Wilmarina.

>>20903361
You'll never be as good as the evil wizard that casted a world wide spell that forced all the MGs into conservative clothing like fall dresses and what not for a week.

Stole thousands of panties in order to cast it so he's true evil on multiple fronts.

>>20903453
The reason relationships often fail is because both parties stop trying as hard to show their love. Mamanomana helps prevent that, allowing for that eternal lovey honeymoon relationship.

Hey /jp/, it's the anubis.moe guy here. This week marks a year since I started the site. Just wanted to thank everyone for their support, I'm really happy to see people use it.

There's been some updates to the site, the biggest one being a better archive page with better filters. Let me know if anything breaks or if there's any features you are missing. Thanks again!

>>20903486
>>20903517
Even with the more fetishy or weird stuff there's still this underlying core idea of 'honest' sex practices. No NTR, pump-and-dump behavior is heavily discouraged, pleasure is always mutual, couples that stay together get stronger and more in love with each other, that sort of thing. It's a celebration of sex as a physical component of love, and a form of communication. Good fucking vibrations.

Just think of how different MGE would be if someone else were writing and expanding on it. As far as hentai artists go KC has a weirdly strong set of principles, and even if I don't agree with all of the material he comes up with I have to respect his overall attitude. I'm glad he was the guy who decided to come up with an autistically in-depth setting about superpowered pussy.

I love angels!

>>20903558
Daijobu Anubisanon.

Gonna take my childhood friend Holst-chan, who has never been more than twenty miles from her family farm, on an adventure sightseeing the whole world and smile at her amazed reactions to even the most mildly exotic things.

>>20903558
>if there's any features you are missing.
So, (extremely) limited use case, but it'd be great if it also scraped PBWorks links. Thanks for making the site, though.

>>20903568
Wait fuck I'm drunk. I meant arigato. FUCK.

>>20903574
No, he's okay. And that's why he shouldn't come to Lescatie tomorrow.

>>20903517
What’s the weird stuff she’s mixed up in?

>>20903574
Thank you gaijin-san.

>>20903571
Thank you for posting the pastebin links, I'm really sorry about that. PBWorks is not super friendly with their scraping API and it will take some time, but it is in my todo list.

>>20903585
I'm not sure what you mean, but being the star of Fallen Maidens made Wilmarina basically the embodiment of some of the most extreme sorts of corruption that KC does. Later material though proved she didn't really change that much, that she still has a sense of responsibility and such that keeps her from being the two dimensional "I only care about husband and Druella" gal that some took her for in Fallen Maidens.

>>20903361
>>20903521
tfw neither of us will be remembered

>>20903333
This is shit.
>>20903361
And so is this.

>>20903660
Care to expand on that anon?

>>20903521
Sounds like something I would do. Modest, elegant clothing with a subtle charm is my fetish.

>>20903666
He doesn't like girls.

>>20903666
Badly written, barely makes sense, occupies space.

>>20903690
Don't be so hard on yourself

>>20903453
>MGE is actually a lot more wholesome that it might seem at first glance.
Making love to monster lolis is the most wholesome part of MGE.

>>20903690
How does that bit of lore from Succubus Notebook barely make sense? Sure its an excerpt from a longer article, but its point is plain to see.

Or did you mistake it for a greentext scenario someone made up off the top of their head like the evil wizard one?

>>20903713

>hard-on yourself

Confess your sins anon! How vanilla are you? You won't be judged out loud for the next hour, so make it count!

>>20903746
He'd have to be a really dumb person to mistake it for a regular greentext though.

"Captain ! WE'VE HIT LAND! WE'VE BEEN BEACHED!"

I have a thing for bimbos. I have an extra thing for loyal bimbos. Aside from Succubus, what MG would turn heads as her and I bought new pink lipstick and high heels?

>>20903806
Red Oni's

>>20903791
Wouldn't be the first time.

>>20903787
I am exceedingly vanilla. I literally just want a girl around my age and about my maturity level. I don’t care for milf, nor loli. Male, nor Fem dom. Just a girl that loves me as much as I love her.

>>20903828
>Just a girl that loves me as much as I love her
I'm pretty sure that's what everyone here wants the most in their life

>>20903851
Except for the Alps. They want the same, but a guy instead of a girl.

>>20903828
>loves me as much as I love her

oof

>>20903787
Extremely un-vanilla but I want a vanilla relationship

>tfw no lewd monk monk

>>20903875
So lewd she's gonna be carrying a whole troop of daughterus.

>>20903806
Jubjub. Just think of how much jewelry you could clip onto those useless wings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>>20903909
What is the best way to tame a dragon? beside dick of course

Battle? riches? meals? horn rubbing? scale polishing?

>>20903909
>3DPD
Eww

>>20903806
are bimbo undeads a thing?

>>20903936
Most of that would just make her haughtier. No, you need to best her in single combat or do some Dragon Whisperer stuff.

>>20903787
Probably not very vanilla at all. I mean, I got a thing for thighs on girls with unguligrade legs and glowing snatches.

>>20903015
which species are most likely to give their daughter a hands on demonstration on how to please their man?

Be honest anons,how many daugherus are you planning to have with your waifu and why?

no,all of them is not a number unless its a echidna or a explosive breeder

>>20903787
I'm so vanilla I'd be fine with a human girl that genuinely loved me and was willing to put up with my faults. My only two really weird fetishes are things I probably wouldn't want to engage in even if I could in real life, anyway.

>>20903971
As of right now, just one. Dragons are hard to impregnate and I'm sure we'd be pretty busy with our adventures but having a little lizard would be too good and she'd be fairly easy to take care of.

>>20903984
just be sure to train her,i heard next generation units are stronger than the parents,make mama dragon proud

>>20903963
succubus would be the obvious ones I guess

>>20903963
Large mouse, given that multi generation incest is a thing.aybe devil bug, too.

>>20903787
>How vanilla are you?

i got banned from /d/ once

>>20903619
>pic related
Jesus Wilma looks so fucking cute.

>>20903787
my fetish is having sex while the girl's female friends watch. how vanilla is that on a scale of 1-10?

>>20903787
I am a hardcore degenerate but I don't bring that shit up around here.

>>20903971
All of them. Being an Echidna husband rules!

>>20904019
That doesn’t mean anything

>>20903971
I'd have as many daughterus as possible since monster children require minimal parenting.

>>20903787
extremely,i think my only fetish would be flooding her womb to the limit as we hold hands and kiss under thick sheets

what monster will train me to be stop being an asshole with little to no common sense and make me into a smart and respecting person?

>>20904032
What kind of new monsters would you make with your waifu.

>>20904042
i dont think echidna daugheru gacha allows fusions

>>20904040
>Hakutaku
>Wight
>Vampire
>Dark priest?
>Crow tengu
>Kikimora

>>20904019
foxes are for smelling

>>20903821
Was it one of the spells or potion posts that fuckoff anon flung his retardation at?

>>20904040
Mad Hatter

>>20904053
This is not usually my thing, but I kinda want to cum in her glove.

>>20904047
Maybe not, but sometimes they do give birth to all new types of monsters. Said new type could include aspects of other existing monsters.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because your pharoah is a hugely muscled, beefslab of a ruler, doesn't mean you can't say she's cute.

She has her womanly pride!

>>20904071
so,that means the daugheru gacha collection was false? it can never be completed if new species are yet to exist!

>paddy cake with a cute zombie girl while waiting for the wight to come home with mcdonalds or wendy's
is good evening for me, guys

>>20904047
>>20904042
No fusion, but it could probably allow for discovery of rare species.
Personally, I’d like to see a Braunie girl. Kinda like a Kiki, but with the personality of a Genie.
Some others include:
>Jormundgander
>Fenrir
>Slephnir
>Cerberus
>Orthros
>Pandora
>Typhon

>>20904076
>Muscular Pharaoh
I never knew I needed something so badly in my life

>he has a shower
plebs

>>20904107
>Statuesque, caramel skin, and muscles that are heavy slabs.
>Even since a child she wielded specially made, overly large weapons with skill.

And yet now she has to wear very skimpy outfits to show them off as finer ones are 'inappropriate' for her body

>>20904071
I gotta wonder what the protocol is when this happens. That is we know the birth of mutations is much celebrated in monster societies, so it would definitely make local news at least, but what about naming/describing them? Would the parents have authority on what the new race is called? Would the new species name herself once she was old enough? Or would it be done by a scientist? Or perhaps it'd be a collaborative effort.

Also, imagine the heavy responsibility of such a daughter. She's the only one of her kind, its up to her to kickstart her new species via having as many kids as she can, plus develop her own culture/habits, discover her particular special abilities, etc.

>>20904047
Didn’t mean fusions. Meant entirely new species.

>>20904129
>We’ve contacted the family for word on what they are going to name the new species they gave birth to.
>Currently, they are calling her “darling”

>>20904047
Fraternal twins can get bits of their sisters. Like a manticore whose mane has weresheep properties.

>>20904110
>have a akaname wife
>cleans you for years
>she's been out on trips because of her job
>you don't have a bathtub and shower
>install one in the bathroom while she's gone to maintain cleanliness
>she returns home and is happy to see hubby after a long trip
>she goes into the bathroom to use the toilet
>she sees the newly installed bathtub and shower
>she thinks it's a sign of divorce
>she cries and you come in wondering why she's sobbing

>>20904145
if a MG is already sassy with just one on her belly i cant imagine the kind of attention and cravings a 2+ daugheru impregnated echidna must have/need

tfw no nudist demon realms in mge canon

>>20904165
Slimes are always nude.

>>20904165
What about that one cursed Artichoke?

>>20904165
>assault the undead castle via windows
>faceplant into the wight ample naked bust while she is relaxing on the bathtub

>>20904200
I'd rather do it to the Lich so I can hear the totally flat monotone cries of "kyaa pervert".

>>20904148
>that mizone doujin
i'm conflicted. It's really gross, even if it is cute

>>20904165
would feed tiny treats to

Would you lewd an angel?

>>20904216
why she wears a mask

>>20904183
i'd rather not live in a kingdom of nothing but slimes. I want a nudist zombie kingdom with zombies floating around touching stuff that don't belong to them

>>20904218
Because she is undefeated in the ring.

>>20904226
You'll make the queen slime sad though.

>>20904218
She has a lotta loyalty to her husband

>>20904228
i'll live in a slime kingdom when slimes develop the ability to transform into any thing they can conceive in their heads like a ditto from pokemon. but until then, they will remain without me.

>>20904218
It would be extremely painful otherwise.

What crimes do i need to commit to be thrown into the snek pits?

>>20904250
Wear a bad haircut like Ragnar Lothbrok did.

>>20904250
Tread on them

>>20904250
Hover hand a Yeti when she goes in for a hug

if the mge world had a country that's equivalent to america, would it be filled with american stuff like lovecraftian monsters and dungeons and dragons monsters?
that would mean we would live in a country populated by gazers, shoggoths, wendigos, mothmen, atlach-nachas, myconids, slimes, sahuagins, thunderbirds, and mindflayers

I want to hold Haohi's hand!

>>20904280
Would American monsters be obese?

>>20904250
say the n word: no that'll get a approaching monster riled up

>>20904280
That sounds like a frightening place.

>>20904280
America is big. Really big, and with very different landscapes depending on where you go. There's room for those and more.
It'd be a supercontinent if anything.

>>20904280
There would be a lot of muddy Wendis with leafy cloaks near me, too many woods

>>20904280
>native spooks
>monsters from other countries immigrating for a new life
>90% of the population also has firearms
The entire country is the horrible rape radius.

>>20904297
i will scream it at the top of my lungs nonstop and see what happens

>>20904291
Get out /int/
No, they'd be PLUMP. Unless you agreed with the Anon from the last thread who thought nav drew fat people, if so, then yes, very very "fat"

>>20904291
i imagine the equivalent of that would be that american monsters consume too much cum and are spoiled by their husbands....as viewed by MGE russia where monsters there are glacies, grizzlies, and the american shoggoth's old rival from the cold war: the kikimora. they were rivals because kikis believed in harems while shoggy believed that husbands are owned privately by their only one waifus

>>20904345
I'm OK with this.

>>20904325
>tfw no redneck Mucus Toad wife
>ywn go hunting and fishing with her
>ywn eat her homemade jumbalaya
>ywn never go to froggo church every sunday
>ywn get the greatest slimy thigh jobs from her tree trunk legs
I miss the south...

>>20903015
This fox is a NERD. She's just keeping up a seductive image until marriage. Don't be fooled!

>Pharaoh-chan is waiting in front of her school with her teammates after volleyball practice for her dad to pick her up
>Car pulls up blaring Walk Like an Egyptian, it's Pharaoh-chan's dad
>Tries to act like she doesn't know him but it doesn't work after he calls out to her
>As she makes the walk of shame she notices her teammates trying to hold back their laughter
>This becomes almost impossible as Pharaoh-chan's dad ruffles her hair and starts singing along with the music
>Pharaoh-chan can only glare at her teammates who've broken out into a chorus of laughter
>Tries to order her dad to go but it doesn't work, he tells her to put her seatbelt on first
>When they finally drive away Pharaoh-chan gives her dad the silent treatment until dad points out he just bought some baklava
>Pharaoh-chan tries to play it off like she's still mad while eating

>>20904309
>not posting a superior Chupachabra design

>>20904379
Too real.

>>20904280
>tfw no comfy wild west butt sex with a holstaur cowgirl under the starry night skies of old texas while the horse watches

>>20904390
That's because it's not supposed to be a chupa, stupid.

>>20904402
I want an apophis like that.

>>20904413
Gonna bully this doggu about her small hips.

>>20904424
>Wanting your apophis to get lazy and apathetic after marriage
>Not wanting her to become even more driven to secure a kingdom from a pharaoh so you and her can raise children in the lap of luxury
It's like you want the pharaoh to win

>>20904449
This is why you marry and breed both

>>20904402
Is this somehow supposed to be unattractive?

>>20904447
>Quote from man bullied

>>20904449
Not so much like that. I want to see her vicious cunning and indomitable will in pursuit of me and then after the honeymoon we're a couple of goofballs harassing the pharaoh.

>>20904465
yeah he probably got his dick bullied by a dogirl's womb or something so he puts out his frustration in bullying doggus in different ways as a way to cope

>>20904474
This is very cute and I like this idea.

>>20904474
So you'd become Team Rocket?

>>20904486
Sup.

>>20904484
Or isaac and miria. But more or less, yeah.

>>20904493
>Isaac and Miria
Now that right there is a patrician couple. ROB MOTHER EARTH OF HER GOLD!

>>20904490

what species would tenshi be?

>>20904497
Gonna impregnate that angel with triplets.

>>20904452
Where does less post these new wips?

>>20904509
You practically have to stalk him and everyone he's been commissioned by to get a complete gallery, and even then he has his own secret stash. This and the last one were from a random /tg/ angel thread he popped by.

>>20904504
Too bad Haohi's barren. Not that it matters, because she and Akai had Aiko through weird magical shenanigans anyway.

>>20904280
I think >>20904309 said it best. From dense urban New Yorkers to middle of nowhere Farmers, if you want it, there's a nearly 100% chance the US has it somewhere in it.
>Desert Realm in Death Valley and Sonoran Desert
>Wintersburg in The Northwest
>Costal towns in California and Florida
>Great plains and Texas farmland
>coastal harbor towns on the east coast
>small Asian, German, English, Irish, French, Native, Spanish. Finnish, and many more smaller communities spread out too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5D7xrWUT_A

>>20904329
Don't do it! You don't know what you're messing with!

>>20904530
Jesus fucking christ nigger, stop spamming.

>>20904545
This. Nobody's here for new art so fuck off. Like why the fuck would you come here with that shit? Go post in an image board or something.

>>20904545
It's more avatarfagging than spamming.

>>20904389
>Pharaoh-chan has a heart to heart discussion with her dad about her friends
>She realizes that they're mean to her and not really friends
>Dad up and turns the car around to go back to the school
>"Instead of going home we're going back to the school?"
>"Of course. I can't beat the shit out of them without getting closer.

>>20904545
>stop posting monster girls in my monster girl thread!

>>20904411
Where did the other character go from this?

>>20903060
THE EYEBROWS! MY DICK!

>>20904628
Winged wives would probably need a lot of help with tasks that require dexterity, all the more reason to get a husband asap.

>>20904628
Bats are such lovely creatures, hope I don't catch the sniffles from her though.

I want to get arrested for being a lolicon by the loli sabbath police!

>>20904669
It's less imprisonment and more... like a form of witness protection!

Onii-san protection program

>>20904669
A paddywagon full of uniformed familiars has been among my stranger fantasies.

>>20904628
I want to stick my dick in there.

Friendly reminder that loli bellies are a true miracle of the universe.

>>20904660

>>20904705
See that body? That's the reason bats are the most prolific mammal on Earth.

>>20904705
>Mizone bat girl
Yes.
>its fucking gangbang trash.
Fuck.

At least pic related exists.

>>20904660
I want to fuck a little flat Bat and her big titty mommy Bat who is also my wife!

>>20904777
Kind of a shame KC made werebats lolis. Seems like he missed an opportunity by not making the Mammal harpy have some big mammaries.

>>20904660
Would you a Vampire bat?

>>20904803
I don't even know my own bloodtype...

>>20904740
Source

>>20904808
In the middle of the page

>>20904808
Do you really need me to do that?

>>20904566
not him but that's my shitty edit i made and posted many threads ago because the other person is a monsterboy

>>20904804
Don't worry anon, I'm sure your blood type is her favorite!

>>20904699
rub it well

>>20904699
>>20904831
Fill it with cummies!

>>20904841
you wouldn't lewd a loli would you?

>>20904849
Oh, you have no idea!

>>20904849
I definitely would.

>>20904850
they're much too innocent though, anon!

>>20904855
That's the point anon.

>>20904849
>>20904841
They're practically asking for it!

https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1100534537791057920

>>20904855
Apparently they make chocolate that's orange-flavored. Does your waifu/daughteru like sweets?

i really like her outfit

>>20904867
Didn't mean to reply there.

I want a Cheshire Cat to drive me into madness and then cuddle me.

I'd love to mind control Greilia into being a good sex slave, she needs to settle down in life.

Any of you weebs know what the dice say?

>>20904942
>Klaatu
>Barata
>Niktu

>>20904949
Thanks, but I was hoping for English.

>>20904954
>he doesn't get it
I was making a joke. It's a joke form before your time. A simpler time.

>>20904867
they love sweets

>>20904942
It's on the danbooru post.
>Mewmewmew!
>Invisible Hand
>Lucky Day

>>20904942
>the pleasure
>of being
>cummed inside

>>20904942
>Gary was here, Ash is a loser!

>>20904963
Trap sprung, sandbagging your joke was my joke. It's jokes all the way down.

>>20904867
Jesus Christ fuck off with the Alita shilling nobody cares

>Getting a hot, slimy, sloppy blowjob from a baphomet

>>20905025

>>20905030
The best, gonna violate that mouth!

>>20905030
Gonna grab her horns and force her to deepthroat me.

TF2 Merc dialogue against Monstergirls, this time TF2 Soldier Jane:

Yuki-Onna, Ice Queen, Tsurara-Onna, Glacies
>You can't freeze me! I burn with the undying fire of liberty!
>Back in the fridge, ice pop!
>Russia called! They don't want any broken snow machines!
Any undead, especially Vampire
>Die maggot! You are not welcome in my world!
>I steal men's heads and make them my platoon!
>Your words are as empty as your guts!
Any flying monster
>You can't win a dogfight against the mighty eagle!
Automaton, Golem, Gremlin
>You will never take our American jobs, greasy gears!
>You will never take our American jobs, sleazy servos!
Slimes
>You sorry sodden sacks of scum can't even ruin my American boots!
Ignus, Salamander, Hellhound
>I pissed on bigger bonfires than you!
Succubus, Demon
>You have no sway over me! I am committed to Lady Liberty!
>I am in love! In love with war! And kicking your ass!
Any canine
>You are no friend of mine, hippie!
Mindflayer
>I'll send my condolences to your squid kid!
Any arthropod
>You are a bug and by God you will die like one!
>This American boot squashed you like the bug you are!

>>20905045
I'd tie her head to my crotch while she's deepthroating me, so that she can't pull away, making her mouth my cock-holster.

>>20905025
>not getting a vaginajob

Reminder that The Chief God has her ass kicked and handed to her by Demon Lord Lilith and her Hero Husbando so hard that the Chief God is still recovering from such grave injuries and is likely eating through a straw as if she were a mere mortal.

The Chief God is currently been reduced to a NEET, curled in a divine Burrito Blanket in the highest echelons of heaven. Only the Goddess of Secretaries is allowed to tread in her domain.

At the same time it is every loyal soldier of the Order to protect her smile.

>>20905054
>not having a waifu who's expert at both

>>20905051
She would either love that you're doing that, or use her tongue to make you cum so much you can't stand it anymore.

>>20904280
>if the mge world had a country that's equivalent to america
MGE is supposed to be a utopia, or at least not an anti-.

>>20898797
>someone made a moth wife

>>20905257
Looks fluffy.

>>20905093
America is literally the Order Capital

>>20905111
Dairy angel!

Spring is coming soon. And so do these girls

>>20905830
Global wanking has led to warm, dry summers though.

>>20905836
I'm ready to cumlfate the wombs of numerous Ryus to make up for it.

>>20905830
Why is she dressed like that?

>Your Kikimora waifu was actually a well known adventurer in her younger years
>One day you walk into the bedroom to find her trying on her old bikini armor
>The top barely fits her enormous breasts, and the bottom is equally tight from her motherly hips
>This causes her to ask you if she's been getting fat?
How do you answer her anon?

>>20905888
I tell her the very notion of wearing bikini-armor is ridiculous and take her down to the armorer to get fitted with some plate or chain-mail.

>>20905888
>Yeah, its really obvious that you have

>>20905888
Tell her that I love all the meat spilling out of her bikini armour because it makes me want to fuck her real bad

So if anyone remembered the "roll for a random Monstergirl via the wiki in the randomizer thingy to have a randomly generated monster mommy girlfriend" at previous thread right?

What if believe it or not I managed to randomly be given the Chief God??? Imagine that, all those plebs talking about their MG friends with benefits, while you're busy boning a damn God. I wonder what Order has to say about it.

>>20905888
I need her to be thicker.

>>20905830
Heavily impregnate each single one of these annoying pests until they stop coming,what could go wrong?

>>20905888
I'd love my former adventurer kiki to be quite strongfat instead of just RIPPED like she used to be.

>>20905830
>Want a vampire wife
>Attract a colony of these instead
Just...

>>20905945
Stop looking for Vampires in swamps then.

>>20905830
I hope she gives really loud, slurping blowjobs. The kind that'd make the neighbours think I turned on a vacuum cleaner

>>20905970
He want's to find that old, southern money.
Gator-chan can point the way.

>>20905830
look at this girls translucent shoulders.

>>20905970
Nonsense,true love can appear at any place!

>>20905975
>>20905983
Well he’s definitely far more likely to find a Dark Mage voodoo practitioner than any vampires at that rate.

>>20905980
are they meant to be petite or loli?

>>20906004
I think just petite. She seems like she might be out of loli range. I bet full grown vamp mosquitoes are still womanlettes.

>>20906024
cute,would make sure to tell her i love her regardless of her size

How mature old do you guys like your waifus?

>>20906100
Mature, but not that level of mature.

>>20906100
i like em ????

I have so many questions. At least it's the first piece of Ushi-Oni art in a long while.

>>20906166
Nice, I recognize every character.

>>20906177
The only one I don't is the blonde on the bottom left with felicia.

>>20906100
Young.

>>20906166
>Olga Discordia and Erubetie
Thats a dangerously sexy combo.

>>20906100
Old enough to have crossed oceans of time to get to me.

>>20906166
>12 waifus
1 is enough

>>20906240
i have about 150 waifus. i wish there's a monster that can be 150 monsters in one and be the most unique monster alive

When she thinks you're looking at pictures of her, but it's really pictures of HER.

>>20904823
Huh. Didn't even realize.

Who would win between an amazonian village and a dark elf village? claiming number of men that is

>>20906295
quimeras kind of can.

>>20906295
ditto monstergirl?

>>20906177
Help a guy out with a cheat sheet?

>>20906310
>"I can't see shit"

would it be strange taking some of the edible bits of your wife to cook with?

>tfw not a young king of khepris
>tfw no CC Khepri Chancellor

>>20906349
Perfectly normal. I'd be stoked if she did it of her own volition

>>20906363
i've never had uncooked mushroom before so i'm not sure about taste and texture

>>20906349
Strange? Anon, its downright expected of you if you are married to such a girl. You don't want her to think she tastes bad do you?

>>20906309
i did a poor job so you can see the spots where i wasn't careful with the eraser

>>20906390
harvesting your wife has an odd sound to it

>>20906349
The only edible bit of my waifu is her milk and it'd be more strange not to use it for all kinds of food and drink.

>>20906406
i'd be drinking from shog tiddy all the time if she can change her flavor

>>20904823
>Monsterboy
He's a fucking dog kid you tremendous faggot. Having kemonomimi does not a monster boy make.

>>20906414
Seriously doubt the thread would respect that

>>20906414
I agree its nothing to get upset over, but a kemonomimi boy is just as much a monster boy as the typical fox girl is a monster girl. Unless you don't consider them to count as monster girls.

>>20906349
Not really,i rather let waifu save all her milkies for daugheru unless she explicitly tells me i can

>>20906413
I wonder if her natural taste is Shog or purple, but yeah I don't see why she wouldn't be able to change it especially to flavors unknown.

>>20906432
Except fox girls usually have multiple tails, Matsu literally just threw some dog ears on a kid and went "This is fine".

>>20906349
I'd really want to eat the eggs she lays. Would that be weird to her?

>>20906432
I wasn't upset by it when i edited for posting, i just didn't want to shit up the thread by posting something that would cause shit flinging, so i changed it to just touchable cow.

>>20906450
unfertilized eggs are fine

>>20906414
He just did it to not upset any resident autists
Looks like he did anyways

>>20906363
I'd be scared about a Scylla cutting off her tentacles

>>20906394
You know how some people grow out their hair to cut it and make it into wigs? It’s like that.

>>20906508
What if it just got pulled off or fell off?

>>20906349
Do you think shark girls would sell their teeth since they never run out?

>>20906450
A harpy giving you an unfertilized egg to eat is probably some kind of courting practice at this point.

>>20906521
I'd be really concerned that bits of my wife are just falling off. I'd ask her if she's got an illness or something

>>20906524
For mersharks yes, in mershark's "making of" entry KC actually explains how its part of their culture.

>Like with real sharks, her fangs are pretty easy to remove but grow back quickly.
>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.

>>20906536
>beak

>>20906536
This sounds gross. Is it actually any good?

>>20906560
it's what they put in authentic ramen

>>20906100
Ancient Dragon Queen for me, thank you very much

>>20906100
Can they get pregnant? If so I'm set.

>>20906612
Ancient Dragon Queen sounds like a metal auntie.

>>20906577
>authentic
Are you telling me maruchan has been lying to me?

>>20906626
right to your face

>>20906633
Frick

>>20906621
Well being a big warrior queen is pretty metal I guess

>>20906536
A beak.
Nope. Ain't tongue-kissing that.

>>20906577
I meant the chocolate covered egg.

If we could fill a list of 151 girls, which species would you include?

>>20906681
The ones I like.

>>20906681
>>20906687
the ones this guy doesn't like

Succubi are actually pure girls

>>20906100
Nothing under a thousand years of age. Ancient evils preferable.

>>20906736
Reaper reaper that's what people call her.

>>20906739
I want to be the first person to find an awakened, ancient evil so she awakens as a giant titcow!

>>20906100
Most daydreams of the wife take place when she is in her older thirties or early forties, though I do have quite a few scattered fantasies of her during her younger years.

>>20906739
old fox (small) is good too
>>20906757

>>20906757
Be kind to grandmas

New commission of the large mouse daughter came in!
https://twitter.com/DragoonTKL/status/1100458162300338176

>>20906765
No, my SE is reserved for mature, voluptuous foxes only.

>>20906560
I mean, eggs by themselves don't really have that strong of a taste. Unless of course, it's an egg pretty high in the vitamin Omega-3, which would give it a sort of "fishy" taste ( As in dry fish, not the moist gusset you usually get in a sushi bar ). So, taking this into account it'd also depend on how the Harpy prepared it.

If she used milk chocolate on a soft boiled egg like that you'd have the smooth, creaminess of the cream used offsetting the natural bitterness of cocoa as well the ooey-gooey center of the egg that would taste a bit like hollandaise sauce without the lemon or other garnishes to it. Or mayonnaise without the vinegar if you'd prefer to think of it that way. If she hard-boiled it, you'd still have the gummy white but the yolk would be considerably less runny and more dense, almost like a mediocre tasting, shitty ball. In this case, she'd be better off using a darker chocolate so the bitterness can suppress how god-awful chewing a hard egg yolk is.

TL;DR: Like a better tasting Cadburry egg, which isn't a hard thing to do, honestly.

>>20906805
Those are some thick thighs.
Good showing

>>20906739
So big. You could grab a handful of her pointy nipples and tug hard on them

>>20906850
I want to milk a big titty ancient evil!

Dhampirs need to have big toned butts and thick thighs. Everything else can vary, but these are a must!

>You were a Norse Hero
>Were
>In a final battle you lie on your 60% corrupted Valkyrie's thighs
>She stroked your hair as you breathed your final breaths
>You wake up in Valhalla with her
>Endless feasts, Ale fountains, rough and tough brawls and a fertile CC Dark Valkyrie wife awaiting your seed
What do you do for the rest of eternity?

>>20906882
Keep leveling of course,the ride never ends

>>20906882
Where is Olaf Svensson? That motherfucker owes me five bucks but he died before I could collect so now's the time to do it.

>>20906805
Thick. Very nice.

How do you like your elves?

>>20907026
Heavily pregnant.

>>20907026
Lusting over me.

>>20907026
Addicted to anal

>>20907026
Superior

>>20907026
Prim, proper, and huge personal sluts that want every hole filled as much as possible by me.

>>20903521
>covering up the tail

that should be illegal

Echidna profile update when? she doesnt look as regal or big as the mother of monsters should look

pic unrelated because echidnas in other depictions are almost zero

>>20907281
The Echidna profile needs look maximum motherly imo

>>20907301
How do you achieve such a thing?

>>20907301
Definitely.

>>20907311
Make her imposing yet comforting. A demure and nurturing expression helps too.

>>20907281
Typhoon when?

>>20907330
Should 'one of a kind' MG be a thing? how would several typhoons work

Until the stars align in their inexorable formation, and what sleeps is roused once more, to hatch from this fragile shell of earth and rock, and bring our inescapable end...
So seek solace in the manner befitting your lineage, and take up your nugatory vigil.
Haunted forever by that sickening prose, echoing through the infinite blackness of space and time:

"Ruin Has Come To Our Family."

>>20907371
Chuuni monologuing shogs get bapped in the forehead with a wooden spoon by industrious kikis.

>>20907371
Yeah, okay. Whatever you say. Is lunch ready darling?

>>20907371
Sing the song that will bring about the end of the world!

>>20907466
Ahem. [Spoiler] HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR WAIFU--[/spoiler]

>>20907466
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, and this is how it goes...

>>20907493
Point at him. Point at him and laugh.

>>20904280
how about mge england?

>>20907519
Monkeys point

>>20907527
F

>>20907530
You got a loiscense for that assault wife?

>>20907541
>>20907527
RIP

>>20907546
>assault wife
NTR?

>>20907546
Would MGE England have Cursed Butterknives that are considered even more dangerous than their sword counterparts?

>>20907281
Well we have Merse. She may not have been born an echidna but she gives an idea of what one would look like in the more updated style. We also have a few other depictions KC has made of echidnas over the years, like the MGE volume 1 cover art.

>>20907551
That pun flew right over your head boy, I say I say missed ya by a mile it did!

Assault wife = assault rifle

>>20907633
Merse sucks

>>20907642
>Cursed firearm wife

>>20907642
>implying
A lot of bullets = a lot of fucks

>>20907652
Yeah, she is pretty good at sucking

>>20907684
So is every monster

except vampires,dont let her suck without practice

>>20907530
Seconding this. However, I do know Banshees and Redcaps are in because they are celtic.

>>20907696
>Vampire milf realizes that if she bites your boner the blood doesn't stop flowing
Keep her mouth far away from your groin.

>>20907642
An even closer pun is
>Assault Wife
>Assault Knife
Given that it’s a Red Cap in the photo, I like that one better.

did someone said mosquitoes?

i wonder how it'd feel to be stabbed and cut by demon silver

>>20907769
I think it makes the area feel hot, horny and weak as your spirit energy drains from you.

>>20907769
In pain, but also a boner

>>20907797
I wanna be cut down by a redcap and dragged into the rape cave. Hopefully there is hot stew waiting for her new husband to help recover afterwards.

>>20907761
I don't even know how they keep getting in my house.