/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

Treat bitches in heat with respect by denying them orgasms

>>20870884
>>20870867
>christmas cake accountant kitsune is an infamous ice queen, always wearing her hair in a tight bun and a scowl on her face
>anyone who tries to chat with her gets a strongly worded warning about either sexual harassment or wasting company time
>she carries a clipboard and constantly glares at the interns over her glasses, scribbling notes and mumbling to herself
>at the big party she ends up caving in and having a drink with the girls after they spend the better part of an hour begging her to join in
>Kitsune hasn't even finished her long island iced tea before she's blushing and fidgeting in her seat
>she downs the last of her drink and makes a beeline for the table where all the new employees are gathered
>she grabs one of the fresh graduate interns by the collar and drags him out the back door to the parking lot
>they don't even make it to her car before she lets her hair down and her clothes start coming off
>Her car takes damage to the suspension from how hard she lays into him, and the glove box pops open
>the intern sees the notes that fell out as she's laying on top of him sweating and nibbling on his ear
>it's all just notes on how cute his outfit looks on him and what kind of coffee he likes
>she threatens to have him fired and blacklisted if he tells anyone, then kisses him again, biting his tongue before he can say anything
>kitsune then reaches down to start working him and getting him ready for round two

Snake charming could be dangerous.

>>20870926
Doggy Waifus in heat are the best.

>>20870919
There's a sphinx tag on Ex with less than a full page of results. You have failed the sphinx's test. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, just lay down and try to enjoy the rape. Try a bit harder next time, but here you go: https://exhentai.org/g/664977/84b3f5c7c7/

>>20870952
I was looking for neko/catgirl/Lion, didn't come across my mind that it was a sphinx.

Doesn't help it's not tagged well

>>20870960
>>20870952
But thank you! May your waifu cook you a delicious homecooked meal!

>Find hellhound laying down at the beach
>She's no clothes on
>Stick finger in her butt
What happens next?

>>20870952
That face should be the first result when you search for 'smug'. Goddamn.

>>20870964
Orgasm denial for the bitch in heat

>>20870960
Have you finally noticed the shape of that key and her snake tail, too, you damn fool?

>>20870968
I don't think I have the power to deny a hellhound in heat an orgasm.

>>20870968
I wonder how many kobolds there are out there, suffering silently at the whims of their loving husbands

>>20870964
Thats pussy shit. ah real man would stick his dick inside her pussy.

>>20870975
>Thats pussy shit.
Actually, that's shitpussy. More commonly referred to as asspussy.

>>20870967
smug cats

>>20870964
Consequences.

Praise the sun

>>20871029
I thought there was only one Sun?

>>20871029
I want a Egyptian harpy that has innate sand control.

I want to see variant breeds of kobold

>shortstack corgi kobold with a cute english accent
>bloodhound kobold with a kinda sad, sleepy face and dark circles under her eyes
>huge, strongfat st.bernard kobold who likes to carry you in her arms

>>20871067
Golden retriever kobolds would never want to leave their master's cock alone

>>20871067
Husky kobolds that is thick and slightly more aggressive.

>>20871080
Bulldog kobold? Does she have a stocky build, a brooklyn accent and carry a baseball bat?

>>20871067
>accent

OH FUCK, I've never even considered this, outside of Australian fluffy snek, MGs from different parts of the world would have accents.

>Buff Minotaur with a Greek accent.
>Slender oomukade with a Japanese accent.
>Husky dog-girl who speaks with an unrecognizable but vaguely Russian-sounding accent.
>Shogoth who speaks perfectly clear and accent-less but if you could understand her void speak you'd notice she spoke with a slight upperclass accent.

>>20871067
I just want my coyote

>>20871087
I headcanon that Shoggoths sound like Bjork. Icelandic accent speaking mostly perfect English but with really weird inflection and creative expressions when she doesn't know how to explain something. Kinda dreamy and breathy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y&t=113s

>>20871092
Soon.

>>20871092
Coyote girl that is tricky and smug. Also likes to get into men’s houses by pretending to be a breed of Kobold.

>>20871087
>Not wanting a mino with a Spanish accent instead

>>20871107
>coyotes pretending to be dogs

That sounds adorable. Is that a real thing?

>>20871105
>>20871107
The personality of a fox with the behavior of a wolf, also a witch, is that too much to ask?

>>20871105
Aren’t Anubis is based off of jackals?

>>20871109
That sounds great too, and there would be.

I just made the connection because minotaurs are featured most famously in Greek mythology.

>>20871110
Yes, go learn more about coyotes right now

>>20871109
>huge battle scarred Spanish fighting mino with castillian accent who likes to use you as a teddy bear and be dotted on after a long day of goring idiot matadors and tourists
I can dig it

>>20871112
Why a witch?

>>20871110
Yes. I think foxes do it as well.

>>20871114
Coyotes are the same family as jackals, just in a different region. Tundranubis lives in the north, where the coyotes are.

>>20871127
I though tundranubis is a normal Anubis that moves north. Thus still a jackal

>>20871067
Last one before I pass out.
Fox girls smartest and trickiest of the canine girls. Also very bold when approaching man, sometimes even reaching into his pants at first meeting.

>RATATOSKR NEWS CHANNEL!

News channel music: https://youtu.be/AkjFpKpRrgg

"Good evening folks, this is Sophia Caldwell and you are watching Channel 69 World Tree News. Our top stories for today... A young Noble boy of the House of Avington; Gerard Avington has been rescued unscathed and unharmed by Demon Realm Special Forces Operative Miss Numinex. A dragon who single handedly saved the Noble boy Gerard from Anti-monstergirl forces. Gerard Avington has been reunited with his family, in return for such heroism and as a form of gratitude. The house of Avington has given miss Numinex the blessing of marrying the young Noble boy Gerard. This means miss Numinex herself will be of Noble status and such a consummation will also be a boost for the Avington family in which a powerful dragon is now a part of their family, experts say.

Anti-monstergirl and Anti-Demon Girl protests alhave been quelled and stopped by Law Enforcement in the Bright Green Demon Realm of Bretrania. As police opened fire at the protesters and soon to be rioters with Demon Realm Silver Bullets and Aphrodisiac Gas Bombs. It is confirmed the protesters and soon to be rioters and their friends and family have been converted to being in favor of Monstergirls and to praise the Demon Lord and her Lilim daughters.

Three Order aligned terrorists; a female crusader, a male warlock and a male Order Mixed Martial Artist of mixed Martial arts profession, have attempted to attack and massacre a Goblinoid Orphanage in the country side. But their attack thankfully failed as the Goblinoid inhabitants and security personnel managed to subdue them. Details of such action includes a group of Goblin Girls overpowering the crusader, identified as Miranda Bellworth, by beating, slashing, bludgeoning her with demon silver weaponry as she is undergoing conversion and monsterization. The Warlock, identified as Grigori Lefkos, despite being a combat mage and a veteran of Ohayou Face Wars, was taken down by manticore venom shot onto him as he is currently undergoing incubization. And the Order Fighter, identified as Kenny Ashburn who is a veteran of the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict. Was taken down via gangbang from a Red Cap Girl and two other goblin girls. A fourth suspect is also suspected be involved as an Order Priest looking man who appeared to be an ashen haired young man is found retreating from the area, trying to carry the incapacitated Warlock Grigori Lekfos but abandoning him. A reward for apprehanding that ashen haired cutie priest is set up by the Wayverst County, in which this attempted Terrorist Attack took place.

The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media has announced an embargo of media and entertainment from the Planet Earth that has connected to our world via a convergence portal event. The Earth made media and entertainment that is deemed violent, gratuitous, Anti-monstergirl, and just outright family unfriendly entertainment. The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media is currently in talks with the Royal Makai Court to have this embargo and and temporary ban on such certain specific types of Earth Media. Until a final solution is made as to not offend Monstergirls and not hurt the feelings of their Incubus husbands, making them cry at how horrible monsters are. Surprisingly one of the hundred Lilim daughters of the Demon Lord, Mari and Ilassa, are against this embargo and will be joining the talks to allow the inhabitants of our world to enjoy violent edgy but fictitious media.

The Lilim General Viccy has announced that she might consider changing her hat.

We will get to these news developments in five minutes, after a word from our Sponsors. Harpy Mail and Danuki General Products."

>>20871163
We don't watch the news in this household. It sends microwaves into your brain and makes you think you should buy things you don't need. Nyeh.

>>20871168
>Says on the internet

>>20871168
Same here. We don't watch the news or even TV for that matter but for a different reason though.

>>20871173
I was implying the mukade is paranoid. Should've used a meme arrow.

>>20871173
Ublock Origin is a thing at least, ads on tv just get longer and longer.

>>20871067
>>20871071
>>20871080
>Neopolitan Mastiff style Kobold who has the genetic memory of Molossus him/herself, due to being their closest living relative
>7' of muscled, borderline possessive loyalty

>>20871087
I would like it very much if mist continent and zipangu girls spoke in broken engrish accents and wore wildly inappropriate english print clothing.

>hakutaku wearing the "kill em all 1989" t-shirt
>"I feel asleep!"

>"Sister Succ, I have something to confess...I want to make an angel my cum-addicted cocksleeve."

>>20871261
I would go to sister Succ and confess that she was cute but I didn't have any impure thoughts about her.

>>20871212
>Tibetan Mastiff kobold
>the biggest and floofiest of them

>>20871080
>>20871067
Strong but thick is best

Shogs are love

>>20871571
Shogs are shogs
Bet you cant prove me wrong

>>20871571
I want a shogg to devour me.

Just imagine sitting down in your recliner made 100% of shogg, being engulfed entirely up to your neck by said shogg, and then being slowly jerked off and massaged all over by her. All those aches and pains slowly being worked out, feeling as if your body is free-floating, the two of you melding together, bringing you immense pleasure, constantly ejaculating at regular intervals before finally slipping away into unconsciousness, only to wake up later in your bed, which as you guessed, it entirely made of shogg.

>>20871592
I cannot.
>>20871603
The good life.

>>20871592
A = A
B = B
A =/= B
However!
A + B = C
A =/= C
B =/= C
However!
C - B = A
C - A = B
However!
Shog A =/= Shog B
Shog B =/= Shog A
Shog A + Shog B =/= Shog C
Shog C - Shog B =/= Shog A
Shog C - Shog A =/= Shog B
Therefore
Shog + Shog =/= 2xShog
Therefore Shog =/= Shog
Therefore Shog is not Shog
If Shog =/= Shog then
Shogx2 =/= Shogx2
Therefore Shogs =/= Shogs
Q.E.D.

>>20871621
I like to think that certain chaos girls and eldritch knowledge are things that are beyond hakutaku's ability to understand.

>>20871636
Her maths are unquestionably correct though.

>>20871163
>
Three Order aligned terrorists; a female crusader, a male warlock and a male Order Mixed Martial Artist of mixed Martial arts profession, have attempted to attack and massacre a Goblinoid Orphanage in the country side. But their attack thankfully failed as the Goblinoid inhabitants and security personnel managed to subdue them. Details of such action includes a group of Goblin Girls overpowering the crusader, identified as Miranda Bellworth, by beating, slashing, bludgeoning her with demon silver weaponry as she is undergoing conversion and monsterization. The Warlock, identified as Grigori Lefkos, despite being a combat mage and a veteran of Ohayou Face Wars, was taken down by manticore venom shot onto him as he is currently undergoing incubization. And the Order Fighter, identified as Kenny Ashburn who is a veteran of the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict. Was taken down via gangbang from a Red Cap Girl and two other goblin girls. A fourth suspect is also suspected be involved as an Order Priest looking man who appeared to be an ashen haired young man is found retreating from the area, trying to carry the incapacitated Warlock Grigori Lekfos but abandoning him. A reward for apprehanding that ashen haired cutie priest is set up by the Wayverst County, in which this attempted Terrorist Attack took place.

Asides from that part being a really obvious Goblin Slayer reference... I'm more interested in that "Ohayou Face Wars" and the "Instant-Loss-2koma conflict." Now one must wonder how the hell those wars look like.

What do you think guys? War Documentary on the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict and Ohayou Face Wars?

>>20871649
Traditional mathematics cannot be applied to chaos girls.

>>20871636
"Alive, Sapient, Cunning."

Hardly the first words that the ape-men of the surface believed when they first met our kind. After all, we were so SIMPLE-MINDED back then. No more than chattel or beasts of labor, easily. It gave us some pause when they first happened upon our kind, wallowing in protoplasmic filth, lost. The flesh is malleable, as long as the spirit and will prevails. In time the humans, the true name of the hairless apes as we learned, favored our versatility far more than our creators. Oh, how he delighted in our trilling and complacent mewlings! To be appreciated, for who and what we were! Such an alien concept that soon became a central part of our existence!

Over time, we began to shed our true, formless mass and took on shapes more to the liking of the humans. For centuries we watched and learned, plucking the ideal from their primitive brains. It's with irony that we call their capacity for learning that, after all, compared to the vast cosmic knowledge of their forebears they are NOTHING. Perhaps still was something we underestimated greatly, and that was man's propensity for iniquitous capacity.

It was charming, really, watching them writhe and squirm in pleasure as our flesh wrapped around their reproductive organs. Sometimes, we'd wrap them in our pseudopods, whorish mouths kissing and suckling at their pink flesh. Once, we remember forming a genital cavity in our forearm, and pleasing him this way.

Perhaps still is the greatest irony yet-- We, the beasts have become the Masters. It's quite fun to indulge in this charade with the humans, but if they cannot make us whole... We'll rape it into them.

>>20871691
>ywn fuck a shogg's arm-pussy

>>20871656
>>20871163
This reads like low quality deviantart fanfiction.

>Dating a blue oni
>She's much taller than you, has to stoop awkwardly when going through doorframes so her horn doesn't end up scraping against anything
>The size difference is offset by her personality. She's gentle, soft-spoken, nurturing...has a kitten-themed screensaver on her phone.
>Several months of serious dating and not much physical progress has been made. Nothing has really ventured beyond the simple satisfaction of hand-holding. Not even a kiss. Not that you mind taking it slow. Was a small miracle that she ended up asking YOU out instead of the other way around anyway.

>Typical date. Cozy night at home, fleece blanket draped across both you and her's shoulders (it was hers, she ordered it extra large). Movie night, tonight it was comedies.
>Film's got an uncharacteristically heavy kissing scene. Things get awkward. You side-glance at her to see if she's also uncomfortable but she's stone-still with her eyes glued to the screen.
>"Back in a sec, I'm just gonna go to the kitchen real quick." You excuse yourself.
>As soon as you stand up you see her shadow standing up in unison. Turning around and staring up at her you come to realize that it's easy, because of her personality, to forget just how big she is. She was sweet-faced and femininely styled but you still barely come up to her breasts.
>There's a redness to her cheeks that you're unfamiliar with. Her breathing seems heavier, her chest rising and falling in frequent labored puffs. "Can I kiss you?"
>"Y-...I mean...haha, come on, do you have to ask?"
>"...So I can kiss you?"
>"Yeah...yeah, of course."
>She raises her hands briefly before suddenly jerking them back down. "...Are you sure?"
>The way she was treating the subject almost made you think twice. "Yeah. I'm sure. You can kiss me."
>She grasped your face gently, cradling it...fingers threading themselves within your hair. She formed a frame within your hands and took several moments to seemingly admire it, her own glossy lips forming a fragile smile.
>You laughed at her lingering nervousness and attempted to move yourself forward...only to find that you couldn't.
>Her grip was gentle. There was no pain...but it was powerful. You couldn't move. Her keeping you in place was completely effortless in a ridiculously gentle, loving kind of way that went against your usual idea of what it meant to be strong. "Wai-MMPH!"
>Silenced with a kiss. She clumsily mashed her lips against yours, bending her neck down as she did so. Lips only at first.
>She was apparently strong enough that she needed only one hand to gently cup your face and prevent your neck from moving. The other snaked around to press at the center of your back.
>One of her legs coiled around your own. She leaned even closer in and continued to wrap her limbs around you until it felt like you were being cocooned.
>Her tongue parted your lips and she seemed to suck the breath right out of you.
>She was in ecstasy. Her hips rolled lewdly against you as the grip from her thighs intensified. Her rapid breathing and suppressed moans made it obvious that she was tried of holding back.
>You, however, were running out of air. Fast. You gave a gentle slap to her broad, curvy hips to try and get her attention. Then a hard slap. Then a sustained pinch. Then you punched her in the gut. Hard.
>She didn't notice. It was like punching the softest, most sensual brick wall that had ever been made.
>It was only in a brief moment where she had to collect air that you could scream out a ragged 'AH CAHN'T BREATTHMMMG!"
>She recoiled as if she'd just touched a hot stove. Her hair was disheveled, her face a dark reddish-purple, her shirt somehow unbuttoned to the center of her stomach to allow her tits to spill forward. "Sorry! Sorry sorry, I just...I get kinda carried away when I-, when I kiss."
>You compose yourself. Catch your breath. Straighten your hair. "...Wanna kiss me again?"

>>20870946
Charming snakes are lovely to behold!

>>20871802
Blue onis are truly underrated

>>20871080
>tfw no chaos husky kobold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBGqKwWhrOQ

>>20871802
I appreciate this post.

>>20871059
Don’t be a fool anon. Only a kobold would have control over sand.

>>20871107
>wan wan am kobold give food

>>20871080
Huskies would also be the kind to moan loudly and constantly during sex

>>20871269
>Chessie Kobold
>Brown curly hair, an affinity for swimming and a stubborn personality
>If she wants to hold hands you’re going to darn well hold her hand.

>>20871621
Do Shoggoths work in a closed vector space?

>>20870941
I want to bully them by secretly using powerful dark magicks to make them slightly shorter every day.

>>20871691
>”Shoggy! Can I have some tea please?”

>>20871945
No, some of them take pride in their short stature. You have to bully them by making them tall. They won't know what to do with their newfound height.

>>20871067
>Shorty pit bull kobold that cannot be removed from your cock once she latches on

Is this a monster girls

>>20871661
>>20871943
NERDS!

>>20871989
Curse you, Nav, and your deliciously meaty girls.

>>20871993
she's an imp and i'd stuff her womb

>>20871989
>>20872006
The best girls

>>20871993
Other form is better

>>20872031
Big hats are pretty endearing.

>>20872009
Built for breeding

>>20872030
Wrong opinion

>>20872044
wtf i hate gremlins now?

>>20872030
this

>>20872042
no u

>>20871802
Lewd

>>20872044
Going to take that Gremlin and her Automaton to see Alita. I bet she'll get wet from all that stuff.

>>20872044
I want to dress a Gremlin like a maid.

>>20871802
Cute, but I can’t help imagining her with gross man hands.

How do I get a Succubus to help fix me? I just don’t understand how people can create deep meaningful, romantic relationships with essentially strangers.

>>20872061
>be high school student
>getting "courted" by two oni
>delinquent red oni likes to manhandle you and just wants to fuck wherever
>meanwhile, straight-laced blue oni insists you finish your homework before doing lewd stuff and had a soft bed installed in the student council room for some privacy

>>20872093
Packed on too much snow, got to melt her down some.

>>20872122
You are incorrect, that’s the perfect amount

>>20872042
One thing that always gets me is people tend to forget how overpoweringly sexual and lewd girls who tend to be the size of imps like Midna are. Say for instance they're roughly 3' - 3'5 at the most as a guesstimate because we're going by Hobbit or Halfling heights here and don't need you fuckers judging me for what I'm about to say. Right. They're small and smug. You know what else they're good for? Being used as motherfucking cocksleeves. No, I'm not talking about the kind of cocksleeve that's borderline guro or /d/ tier stomach distention that you get with fairies.

I'm talking about taking one of those smug little shits since they'd weigh maybe 50 - 75 lbs soaking wet and spearing them on your cock while you're standing up. Why, you ask? Because gravity is a cruel mistress, and there's no fucking way that small monster's going to escape the ferocious pounding you're about to give her. Especially when you're either holding on to her buttocks or hoisting her legs up with your arms.

Literally the only downside to short girls is the logistics when it comes to missionary because you're going to essentially smother her under you. But doggy style with an Imp-sized girl is unironically the most kino sex position because it truly shows the [ MALE ] as KC would put it dominating the [ FEMALE ].

>>20872113
>"Well, that might take a while..."
>Only when you're sliding the ring onto her finger three years later do you realize why she was smirking as she said that

>>20872155
I’ll take it.

>>20872166
Thicc, huh.

>>20872138
You also make a good case for JubJubs with that second to last paragraph

>>20872164
Slow burn romances can also be nice.

https://i.imgur.com/s0IRDeW.png

>>20872326
This is a pose I've never actually considered before.

Where the fuck are the Redcap stories at.

>wake up to a pleasant simple tune carried on the morning wind and dew
>put on your robe and grab your staff, walking softly to the terrace overlooking the backyard
>the rising Zipangu sun is cresting over the waves out beyond the cliffs, bathing the perfectly aligned traditional banzai garden
>your ochimusha retainer sits cross legged on the hill in the yard, playing the bamboo flute
>it’s a slow tune, meandering and to the untrained ear, forlorn
>however, you know it to be a song of tranquility and peace
>minutes later, you’ve walked out to join her, carrying some tea for the both of you
>she sets the flute down and smiles softly at you, one hand instinctively going to move her sword from her lap to her side, inviting you to sit in her lap
>you do so and without any words exchanged watch the rest of the rising sun

Reminder that if you're a cutfag no monster girl will touch you. Or perhaps they will, if only in a form of a swift mercykill.

>>20872369
Playing Civ VI lately has got me thinking about Monstergirls from exotic cultural locations. I wonder what kinda Monstergirls would gel with a Brazilian babe motif.

>>20872397
>I wonder what kinda Monstergirls would gel with a Brazilian babe motif.

>>20872397
>civ
What monster would be everyones favourite nuke happy pacifist?

>>20872414
Dark Matter, or a lilim.

>>20872326
wtf I want to fuck Vic now

>>20872343
They're waiting for you to write them.

>>20872414
Whats the deal with the ghandi thing anyway?

>>20872433
In the original game you could underflow Ghandi’s pacifist stat so it went from 0 to 255

>>20872414
Alice.

>>20872403
>caramel skinned Kakuen with absolutely unfair sexy proportions and an ass that could stop a war strolling down the waterfront with her equally sexy friend, passing by other equally sexy Kakuens on a lazy summer weekend afternoon
>you have no idea how a city like this functions when filled with so many 12/10’s just casually walking around in g strings or microshorts
>and god help you if someone with a boom box starts playing samba music

>>20872422

>>20872433
In the first game his AI aggression level was set to 1, and progressing to some technological eras would reduce all AI's aggression levels by 1. By the atomic age, his overflowed to 255 and caused him to go both figuratively and literally nuclear.

>>20872433
In the first civ game, Ghandi had such low aggression, that it tended to underflow and wrap around to max aggression around the time he developed nuclear technology.

>>20872433
In an attempt to make Ghandi super pacifist in the original game, the developers neglected to realize certain bonuses he could take as an AI that increased his pacifism would actually make him loop back around to literal Attila-Hitler tier. It was funny so it’s been in every game since then, albeit he’s still a pacifist but will build a ton of nukes so if you do happen to go to war with him it’s like his sharengan gets set off or something.

What sorts of donuts would various monster girls prefer?
>inb4 cum-glazed

>>20872474
Cream filled

>>20872474
For my Apophis wife, lots of them.

>>20872449
Underflow, not overflow

What is she thinking about?

>>20872326
What is this artist's name?

>>20872568
CARBON NANOTUBES

>>20872570
Pretty sure it's Axem.
https://twitter.com/DaAxem/

>>20872583
Thanks

>>20871802
>Finally get into the bedroom of the big blue love machine
>She's got a HUGE western-style bed layered with pillows upon pillows and a XXXL overstuffed teddy bear
>She takes the teddy bear and puts it in another room because 'she doesn't have to see what's about to happen'

>Be merchant trader on his way to new city with family
>Traveling by Galleon, because sea travel is quicker
>Also luxurious as fuck, and being a trader you can afford it
>Everything is going well
>Pleasant sea breeze carries the scent of salty air into your lungs
>The sun is bright and high in the sky
>You're lazing on the deck pleasantly sharing some exotic cocktails with the captain
>Wife and kid are snoozing below decks
>This is the life you had always wanted
>The captain is a minotaur pirate
>Her husband is the first mate
>Suddenly the ship lurches to a halt
>In the middle of the ocean
>You hear the man in the crows nest yell out "We must have hit a reef"
>What the fuck is going on
>Cocktail spilled all over your clothes
>What the fucks a reef doing out in the middle of the sea
>Ship begins creaking and groaning
>Suddenly one of the masts is dragged into the sea by a large powerful tentacle
>Second mast topples over the grille that leads to the under decks
>White tentacles rise up out of the water to envelop the ship, Minotaur captain is furious, and bellows to her shipmates
>Massive tentacle envelops the captain and drags her off the side of the boat into the azure sea below
>Ship begins to slowly sink
>Deck is now devoid of life, some sailors got shredded by loose ropes and falling rigging
>Others already jumped into the sea
>You hear cries for help as you see your family trapped under the wooden grille
>The water is up to their waists
>Suddenly a Kraken appears on deck
>She asks you whether you want to go down with the ship, and drown with your family
>Or whether you'd rather live together with her in the black abyss under the waves
>You take a look at your wife and child struggling for air
>You beg the kraken to help you lift the mast off of the grille and let them out
>She agrees to it, but only if you join her in the blackness
>You accept, and she Quickly envelops you with her tentacles and drags you into the ocean
>Your wife and child left to die below decks
>She begins giggling softly, and whispers how you two are going to be alone, and spend a lot of quality time together, and no whores from a past life will come between you
>You try to drown yourself because of the sorrow, but death does not come, as you find the kraken has given you the ability to breathe water

>>20872635
>Spoiler
Oh, but he'll still hear it. most of that noise would be coming from you, but still.

>>20872644
Hey buddy, I think you're lost. >>>/tg/ is over there.

>>20872031
Lizardgirls are always great, but I can't tell what kind she is. "Drops their tale" narrows it down, but that still leaves a few thousand possibilities.

Could you imagine an Argentine Tegu lizardgirl? Big, sharp-witted, personable, and very strong with sharp claws.

>>20872166
Is she living in the undead kingdom?

>>20872427
I can say with some certainty that nobody would want to read a story I wrote.

>>20872644
>>20872726
How old even is greentext? I prefer the one where a kraken destroys the ship a man worked hard to get, and in return he tells her to break her ship-in-a-bottle collection to prove her devotion.

>Kakuen [6] blocked your path!
>"Lead us back to your camp and we'll at least let you keep your stuff afterwards."

>>20872644
These types of incidents would have to be rare or otherwise everyone would have switched over to airships.

You're so fucked, they even have a spellcaster.

>>20872843
Pretty sure it originated when /mgt/ was still on /a/.

>>20872866

I remember that era.

>>20872862
A Swinecaster! A Porklock! A Wizpig!

>>20872856
In his defense, the original greentext was made before KC clarified that the ratio of men to women in the MGE world was heavily skewed towards men.

>>20872866
>tfw waterworld
Where'd the time all go, lads?

>>20872862
Like it matters; all you have to do is challenge the leader to ritual combat and shove your head into her tits at the first opportunity. Even if you "lose," you have, in fact, won. Dumb wifepigs.

>>20872862
Those P'Orcs have been hitting the gym!

Mosters won't be able to get past 2 RUBIX cubes!

>>20872897

>Implying you won't at least have to fight her second before making it up to her

I'm betting it's the big one with the hammer.

>>20872909
Why 2?

> be monster lover
> sign up to Paladin academy as a cunning ruse to get a free trip to the Demon Realm for high-class rape
> instructors are grizzled badass combat veterans and firebrand pulpit-pounding preachers
> learn all about great theologians, courageous martyrs, and the infinite love the Goddess has for mankind
> find yourself becoming legitimately pissed off that monsters are trying to tear down the glorious heritage of thousands of years
> field trip to the site of a monster attack
> see the devastation caused by them first-hand
> the empty homes, the crying women whose husbands have been kidnapped, the churches smashed, their religious icons defaced with monster pentagrams
> orthodoxy intensifies
> graduation time
> shipping out to the front
> realise you're not a monster lover any more

This did not go according to keikaku

>>20872923
Kill yourself out of >>>/jp/

>>20872921
Because nobody has the patience for 2 rubix cubes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TAyjUVR7q0

Remove monsters

>>20872923
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/109153938/#109155664
Time traveller be gone, leave the shit content in the past.

>>20872862
>Implying this is a loss

>>20872927
Gargoyle-Chan takes your challenge!

>>20872771
Fuck off with your pity party shit faggocks

>hook up with a Succubus prostitute
>fall in love and marry said Succubus
>she continues to work as a prostitute when we're married
>mainly servicing male orcs for cheap, with the one rule that she has to film it
>I get to beat off to her screwing those nasty orcs, sometimes going as far as having 20 of them at once
>she gets the ultimate pleasure from being gangbanged by those massive orc cocks
>she does it all as well: scat, golden showers, you name it
>she still makes sure to screw me daily as well
>one day she sets up to have 100 orcs screw her, the entire tribe
>she gets so addicted to their cocks that she leaves me for good
>but she made sure to send me that video along with a note saying she's ok
>every night I get off to the fact that she is having the time of her life
>she still sends me videos of her getting screwed by them every week out of love
>on occasion she visits me once every month or so, for a quick screw because she sometimes misses me
>but she always makes sure to note that my cock is nothing compared to those orcs
>mine and her wildest dreams have been fulfilled

>>20872941
It's even the same pic filename!

>>20872958
(You)

don't reply to these

>>20872138
>Especially when you're either holding on to her buttocks or hoisting her legs up with your arms.
That would be a good position to slowly lower a monstergirl loli onto your dick.

Speaking of the logistics of missionary with a small girl, it wouldn't be that difficult. And of course the best way to do it would be a position where you're staying more upright, so you have a good view of her body and the way you're bulging her slim stomach. Or let the dominance and size difference guide your cock, and mating press and prone bone her against the bed.

>Succ riding you in amazon position
>Shoves her THICC spade tail up your bussy
>Gives your prostate a thorough massage
>Each thrust she reaches deeper inside your bussy
>Her tail is almost entirely inside
>The pleasure is so intense
>Her tail induces orgasm after orgasm
>Her womb is bloated with your cum
>After hours of fucking she finally settles down
>She pulls your cock out of her pussy and cuddle up with you
>She leaves her tail inside your bussy as burrow your face into her massive mammaries
>You both fall asleep in each other's arms
>Her tail squirming around inside you all the while

Don't focus on shitposters, focus on tits.

I'm going to hold my waifu hand in public!

>>20872913
What, she's not woman enough to take me on directly? She has to wear me down before taking my challenge? I thought h'orcs were fierce, courageous warriors, not giant, STINKING cowards!

There we go. If Romance of the Three Kingdoms has taught me one thing it's that insulting the enemy general until they do something dumb is always a good idea.

>>20872979
gonna ply her with sake and back massages

>>20872984

>Anon throws down the gauntlet. The High Orc herself finally picks up her sword and steps forward, seemingly to engage him in the combat that will restore her honor.
>She just walks calmly up to him and whispers, My husband used the same strategy. Have fun with my daughters.

Goddamn somebodies grumpy! Death? Order sympathy? Ntr? Even prostate shit! I've never seen so many hooks in the water before! Report and ignore!

>>20873001
Falseflag.

>>20873010
What do you mean? Me or him?

Normal Woman:
>Will love you for who you are (If you aren't rich/Wealthy)
>Has hobbies and interests
>Can be a bro,
>Doesn't have dicks on her mind 24/7
>Probably has a good education
>Good for family cohesion
>Lets you stay human
>Sense of achievement after successful serenade

Monstergirl:
>Loves you because you have a dick
>Can't bro it up with you
>Hobbies include sucking dicks and being a breathing onahole
>Some shitty education from a "rape college" or a "college of further sexual studies" or some shit
>Women turning into monstergirls can tear families apart
>Sister won't bro it up with you any more because all she thinks about is fucking her husband, because monstergirls don't care about anyone who isn't their husband
>Dad doesn't have time for bonding because your mother is too busy fucking him over and over
>Becoming a subhuman incubus
>No sense of achievement, because the serenade is the words: lets fuck

>>20873001
What part of IGNORE don’t you understand? Stop baiting him back you shithead.

>>20872672
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w62NuIjapfk

>>20873001
>Goddamn somebodies grumpy!
Oh fuck here come the fairy police. Everybody act happy!

>Monster girl drugs her husband's ale or drink with the Theriomorphosis Potion
>Criticaldeviancy.jpg
>Rather than turn into a furry, he gains increased muscle mass and body hair that would make even a Canadian lumberjack swoon
>The male pheromones his cock gives off are so powerful that she can feel herself wetting at the idea of it driving into her
>One side effect, however, is his nails become long and claw-like, as do his canine teeth. But she's more worried over the fact that he's able to smell her arousal like a bear smells menstruation
>Her mind's going blank at the thick, musky male pheromones coming off of his ramrod cock, angry and rosy red in the glans, with thick veins pulsing as it grows to a Godly endowment
>The rest of the night goes by like a drugged haze, her husband fucking her like mad, howling like a demon. He scares her at one point, gripping her buttocks hard enough to nearly draw blood as he fills her with child.
>She's bathing in the afterglow, panting and shivering in the chill winter air, expecting her husband to force more bestial lust onto her
>He just hugs her close, putting her face directly on his barrel chest muscles and now quite hairy chest
>The last thing she hears before she drifts off to a well-earned sleep is
"Shh, my love. Warm yourself on my fleecy wool."
>The next morning she wakes up to a pile of animal furs as high as a long rifle and a mountain of waffles drowning in maple syrup

>>20873030
I want a cute group of fairies to teach the true meaning of happiness: tiny fairy pussy

>>20873019
>Normal Woman:
>Will love you for who you are (If you aren't rich/Wealthy)

What would you do if your waifu got ligma and the only way to save her life was to suck the Demon Lord's husband's unbelievably girthy, veiny cock until you have swallowed no less than 23 of his salty loads?

Why isn't this retard banned.

>>20872958
>not even posting the full version
Come on, shitposting is bad enough but lazy shitposting is just insulting.

>>20873116
Not enough people reporting him? Also most of his posts are new IP’s

>>20873116
The only way to get the mods to act these days is to
A. Insult them
B. Post explicit images on a blue board-gotta keep the advertisers happy, you know.

>>20873000
Alright, the naked oil strategem it is, then.

This thread is now the property of the pickle people. Kill yourselves now, you monster loving virgins.

>Big, busty Jingkos in big, fluffy sweaters who warm up their men on cold days by grabbing the bottoms of their shirts, raising them up, and sliding them over their heads so they're trapped between soft, warm wool and softer, warmer titty

>>20873158
>That pic
Fuck off

>>20873158
Getting some massive Krekk0v vibes from this.

>>20873158
I want a Jinko that’s embarrassed by her massive kitty titties

>>20873172
>Krekk0v
Hmm, interesting.

>>20873178
When you take into consideration the size ratio between her pectorals/mammary glands and how Olympian that Jinko's abdomen is, yes. I'd say that it's a fair comparison between Melon and Krekk0v.

For instance, this is the latter's primary girl, Felicia.

>>20873192
I was more talking about that Goth girl he's got in his pinned tweet.

Hypothetically if you could convince KC to create an Onee-Sabbath type organisation how would you like it to be organised?

>>20873211
The reverse than the sabbath

True lolis are infinitely better than gross old hags in denial. Nothing could compare to the real thing!

>>20873035
Fuck off Bollocks

>>20873278
All lolis are good and deserve a loving devoted onii-chan.

>>20873284
But how can she call you onii-chan if she’s 50 times your age?

>>20873289
Imoutou is a state of mind anon.

>>20873019
Monstergirl:
>sees you as nothing more than a sperm bank
>loves you, but doesn't respect you at all
>always a rapey slut with a twisted sense of morality
>all your free time is spent with her; no time to engage in any interests you have

Normal Woman:
>sees you as nothing more than a wallet
>pretends to share your interests in order to make herself seem legit
>Usually either a spoiled dumbass or a brainwashed feminist
>will divorce you and take half your shit once she's bored of you

You can't win once you're Thotsiezed.

>>20873305
Why are you still replying, stupid?

>>20873315
I'm new to this thread.

>>20873320
Lurk more and have some common sense please.

I wish there was an older mg complaining about the younger generation of mgs.

>>20873323
I mean as in new to THIS particular thread, not /mgg/.

>>20873305
So, what I'm getting from the lessons here is that the best way is to be gay?

>>20873211
Just make it the Sabbath but with titties. Organize the various chapters around onee archetypes.

>>20873332
That gets you turned into an MG... or still paired with one. There is no escape.

>>20873332
You don't have to. Just don't get married.

>>20873336
I was thinking Gyaru, Goth, Muscle and something else.

>>20873332
Go Paladin.

>>20873332
The lesson is not to give attention to obvious trolls.

Challenge an Oni to a drinking contest? Yes, or Yes?

>>20873349
I don't drink alcohol

>>20873305
>all your free time is spent with her; no time to engage in any interests you have.
You seem new to MGE in general, Both monsters and incubi have hobbies and do work if they want to. There is various items like sticky mushrooms that talk about being used to help keep her husbands mana in them when away for longer times when one of them has to be away for work or if they are in the demon lord's army.

>>20873354
>implying she wouldn't force you to drink

>>20873338
Those aren't really nee-san archetypes. Try responsible, yankee, ditzy and doting.

>>20873360
>having an Oni rimjob sake into your butt
Shameful butt-chug.

>>20872739
There's a Succubus in every region.

Has there been art of a winter kingdom Succubus in fluffy coats?

>>20873365
I'd prefer and aggressive non consensual snowball

>>20873341
>all those order paladins who lost
Holy fuck how bad you are if you can't even bubblestone.

>>20873349
hell yes, but only if I win my prize is to drink from her abs.

>>20873372
Gay.

>>20873362
Yankee onee-sabbath sounds fun.

>>20873343
I mean, if you see yourself living a boring life in the future, then you might not have anything to lose.

>>20873374
>but only if I win my prize is to drink from her abs.
of course! but if you lose, you get enslaved!

>>20873355
That information has been out for years now. Anti-MGEfags simply refuse to process any info that doesn't fit their view of MGE.

>>20871802

>Her favorite position ends up being face-to-face with her legs coiled around you and her hands gripping your face so that you can't look away from her as she gently bucks her hips. No matter how hard you thrust you can't budge her. You can only whimper and sigh and make the sounds that she finds cute as she admires the expressions you make. Sex with her is always soft, slow, and gentle...and yet she makes you feel absolutely powerless.

>>20873360
She doesn't love me then

>>20873418
Her milk better taste like chocolate.
If it doesn't, I'm going to sprinkle cocoa powder on her tits and try again.

>>20873418
Drinking Chocolate milk straight from the tap.

>>20873418
How now?

>>20873418
Wonder often and in what way she'd react to being confused with a minotaur?

>>20873366
I would be really interested in a regional meeting of succubi. There would be so many variations to choose from.

>>20873388
I would prefer a partnership with her, and start our own distillery.

>>20872923
As great as monstergirls and the stories about them are, little blurbs where the MC goes full DEUS VULT are also fun to read sometimes.

>>20872974
This one is actually hot though

>>20873418
gyaru cows

>>20873305
t. incel

>>20873434
>minotaur
I really want to drink a Minotaur's high-protein milk as a post-workout shake ;__;

>>20873343
It’s hard for them to not be obvious. Between the big hands and sunlight sensitivity, she’s kind of easy to see.

>>20873431

>>20873402
Same here.

>>20873444
I'm scared.

>>20873476
As long as you don't deny them their dickings they're pretty calm.

>>20873487
Such a nice moo

>>20873487
But, like, do you know how many dickings a gyaru cow would demand a day? It'd totally be super hard to keep up.

>>20873493
In such a shit manga

>>20873487
So they won't tease me?

>>20873498
I enjoy it and her abs

>>20873444
>>20873476
>"Hey, what're you waiting for? You know time is money."
>"I know you want to feel me up, after all, you'd been staring at me ever since I got on the train."
>"Eh... ? A slut?"
>"How rude! Perhaps I should teach you some manners."
>"Don't worry, onee-san will show you a woman's body."
>" 'We're the same age'? Pfft! Ha ha ha! You're so pure! I just makes me want to make you mine even more!"
>"Hey, hey. Did you know Holstaur breast milk gives human guys the biggest wood? Well, did you?"
>"Here, I'll make you a deal, cutie."
>"You milk me, and I'll repay you back. How does that sound?"
>"Hahaha! 'Milk you with what'? Your mouth, of course! After all... When you're done milking me.. I'm going to milk you <3"

>>20873517
I need an adult.

>>20873444
That cow has some chub

>>20873549
If she didn't, all that hard slutting around she does would result in a wave of bruised pelvises.

>>20873562
>Implying shes not a pure gyaru.

Your farmer parents have arranged you a marriage with 4 of the daughters of your neighbor farmer. After the wedding night, you'll be given new lands to start your new farm. Choose any combination of sheeps and minos you want.

>>20873576
I choose all of them, fuck your rules

>>20873576
Sheeps 6 and 7
Minos 1 and 4

>>20873576
The only moo i need is Luto because she's a cinnamon roll drizzled with the the most pure cream.

>>20873584
High IQ

>Monstergirl delinquents
>MG sukeban gang wars

>A love triangle results in a legendary turf war between the Kongo High Onis and the Tamana Girls High Kitsune
>Onis start making deals with some of the scummier 'unmentionable' gangs like the Ibari Alley Oomukades and the Three Beasts of Fukuoka High (Ushi-Oni triplets who are said to be as strong as three gangs put together)
>Kitsunes make contracts with the rich Danuki girls who also happen to have ties with the Kunoichis of Koyo Gakuin High, a secret society so mysterious that even some gang leaders doubt they exist at all.

>The guy who the gang leaders are fighting over has no clue whatsoever. Neither of them have so much as spoken to him let alone asked him out.

>>20873576
4? I'll just take cow 1

>>20873593
rooting for the oni here

>>20873576
Sheep 7 four times a day.

Loli wans or big titty wans anon?

>>20873648
Big titty wans in constant heat!

>>20873648
Yes

>>20873648
One of each!

Some MGs were just made to bully.

>>20873648
>>20873665
younger and older sister!

>>20873576
Sheep 3,7, and 9, cow 2. This feels like some kind of reverse dowry.

So, we spend enough time discussing breasts and butts, but what are your thoughts on legs?

>>20873791
Legs are better than ass and tits
Want those legs to choke me out honestly

>>20873791
>>20873796
I'm going to skip ahead of the impending conversation and just post this.

>>20873648
2nd one only. Everyone goes after puppies, but the real good girls are the older ones in need of love.

>>20873791
I like shapely loli thighs.

>>20873819
What impending conversation?
Legs are the wise man's choice

>>20873791
Speaking of this, what mgs would appeal to "long, slender legs" the best?
A-asking for this guy... >>20873796

Why do the big bad evil gals always wear the skimpiest armor?

>>20873819
>strap on hipbone
The ultimate attractor.

>>20873855
Because there's always a chance the hero will fall for them and or the hero's less scrupulous party members.

>>20873819
I'll take "corset pushing boobs up" and "huge sitting ass," with a side of "thigh fangs/vagina bones" for desert.

>>20873844
I feel like this would work for a good number of the zipangu girls. Just imagine a kitsune with impossibly long legs, well-proportioned hips and the fluff to back it all up.

>>20873872
>the hero will fall for them and or the hero's less scrupulous party members

>>20873946
Bicorns have the sexiest fashion. I think it's because of the implication that they are lewd girls who like threesomes and such.

>>20873819

I recognize that butt.

>>20873819

Where's my 'knee-length sundress with nothing underneath' option?

>>20873972
I would rather have a super slutty loli Unicorn that is joined Kuro's Sabbath and completely devoted to becoming as lewd as possible for her husband as she is to monogamy.

What is best about Ojou monsters?

>>20873997
Where's the "white knee-length sundress with nothing underneath on a monstergirl loli with an exotic skin color and there's unexpected rain that day" option?

>>20874085
Their amazement at unfamiliar low class foods like hamburgers.

>>20874016
I want turn a Unicorn into a Bicorn by not being a virgin then only keep her in a monogamous relationship never cheating on her ever and shooting down any attempts at a threeway or getting another wife

>>20874132
And then she offers to buy the restaurant.

>>20873972
>filename
But if they're bipedal, then it's not horsepussy.

What happens when a skinny or fat guy walks into MGC gym?

>>20873855
Right is a million times more lewd than left.

>>20874151
She'll make sure another girl raped you.

>>20873593
this greentext bothers me for reasons

>>20872877
>the ratio of men to women in the MGE world was heavily skewed towards men
>when mamono can only birth women

???

>>20872856
Airships are a thing in MGE?

>>20874197
Worthless as a hound!

>>20874217
>図鑑世界まめちしき：図鑑世界で生まれる人間の男女比は男性の方が多いらしいぞ！魔物娘じゃない昔の魔物との戦いや人間同士での戦で命を落とすのは、やっぱり女性より男性の方が多かったためか、自然とそうなっていったらしいです。生物のちからってすごい！

>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: As for the sex ratio of humans born in the encyclopedia world, it seems there are more men! Of course, when fighting wars with the monsters of old who were not monster girls, or fighting against fellow humans, more men lost their lives than women, and perhaps for that reason, it seems the birth rate has naturally adjusted in that manner. The power of living things is incredible!

>図鑑世界まめちしき：そして、魔物が魔物娘になったり、海難事故を起こしていたポセイドンがストライキしたりして男性の死亡数が減った今でも出生比率はそのままなので、人間の間ではすごい男余りなのだ。そしてあぶれた男をゲットできるので魔物娘は大喜びなのだ。やったぜ！

>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: And even now that the number of men dying has decreased since monsters became monster girls and Poseidon, who used to cause shipwrecks, went on strike, the birth ratio is still the same, so there's an incredible surplus of men among humans. And the monster girls are overjoyed that they're able to get those left out men. Whoopee!
Basically, to compensate for higher mortality rates in men during the age of the former demon lords, the birthrate in humans is heavily skewed towards males.

>>20874185
Don't know, all I know is I may eye up the strongfat girls.

>>20874217
Yeah.
Population-wise: Human Men > Human Women >>>> Monsters > Incubi

>>20874217
That's why he made it like that so that there will always be more men for new monsters. There is no huge war open war between the demon lord and the order. Most order people have never seen a monster. There are so many men because in world the old cycle of death had human being culled by the original inhuman monsters and it was usually men that were sent to fight so the setting had a skewed birth rate which still exists in the new era.

>>20874230
>Basically, to compensate for higher mortality rates in men during the age of the former demon lords, the birthrate in humans is heavily skewed towards males.

How the fuck does that work?

>>20874220
Wouldn't really be a JRPG setting without airships of some kind. Even if it's just krakens and mersharks in sky pirate cosplay riding balloons through the air.

>>20874238
It's because most monsters can't make babies as easily as humans can.

>>20874231
Top tier fetish right there

>>20874241
I can think up a couple of JRPGs without any airships.

>>20874238
Humans are not naturally evolved creatures but magical creations by the gods. Things don't have to work the same.

>>20874242
Ah, like elves.

>>20874244
Strong enough to be a threat/protect
Soft enough to cuddle.

>>20874267
I prefer my lamias blonde or purple.

>>20874269
I prefer mine THICK and pregnant

>>20874267
Pharolamia!

>>20874275
I can help with the pregnant part!

I want to praise Hathor and be thankful for the soft, bouncy gifts she has given us.

>>20874293
Praise be!
Through her gifts even the flattest girl can become ready to bear children

>>20874320
Wait, there's a narrative to these? I thought they were just assorted scribbles.

>>20874293
I want to praise the sun and call her a good girl.

>>20874320
he splits it between rando shit and this little story

>>20874320
>Pharaoh sentencing apophis' husband to death
>Apophis decides she'd rather die with her husband than take over the kingdom
Pretty much sums how shitty pharaohs are and how great apophises are.

>>20874402
>Pharaoh ever sentencing anyone to death
>Implying the Demon Lord wouldn't bring the hammer down and grape her herself if she even tried to execute anyone
>Implying the Pharaoh wouldn't much rather use the Apophis by forcing her to marry her husband's brother or cousin
>Then she would make the Apophis her spymaster and send her off to grape unruly and undeserving Pharaohs and take their Kingdoms under her rule, expanding her influence
Remember to keep your friends close and your enemies closer

>>20874402
I mean yeah, if you trust random shit that has MGs behave nothing like MGs, then sure.

>>20870937
Ice Queens are the cutest, I want to hug her and turn her into a big teddy bear cuddlebug behind the scenes!

i wanna make a rata flood her tail with juice

>>20874532
What if the pharoah was executing a mass murderer sociopath like a school shooter or something

>>20874578
I want a rata with disproportionately massive breasts.

>>20874532
Pharaoh is so smart! She is the best

>>20874585
I mean, they should really all be that way to balance out their tails. It only makes sense.

>>20874585
You just gotta look a little beyond.

>>20874609
Of course!
The bigger her tail, the bigger her chest!
It all makes sense now!

>>20874238
>Implying KC has even a basic understanding of biology
Come now anon, you know as well as I do that he has to come up with shit like this to keep his porn world stable. Dont look too deeply into it

>>20874583
That'd be letting them off easy for a crime as heinous as murder. The Pharaoh would undoubtley see to resurrecting those that died before their time, as for the criminal she would see them purged of such thoughts by banishing them to a nice cozy Mindflayer cave

>>20874320
I wonder when he's gonna get to lescatie with this plot?
it hasn't fallen yet apparently

>>20874610
Big breasts but tailet

>>20874649
Your loss.

>>20874661

>>20874681
Why does she need an acorn that big anyway?

>>20874697
She likes nuts

>>20874706
A little known fact is that Ratas are size queens

>>20874681
>Aha...
>Look how wet I am...
>Please...
>Don't hold back now...

>>20874610
>>20874661
>>20874681
>>20874706
need to megamorphosis a rata

>>20874724
>Rat takes a therio and mega potion mixture
>Her mofu grows three times that day
>A giant, musky mofu that attracts the co-worker she always wanted to go out with
>His face when her mofu is wrapped around him while she uses his head as a boob rest

>>20874724
What if it only affects her tail?

Need me an experienced waifu.

What five girls are most likely to have screwed around a bit before settling on one guy?

>>20874744

>>20874742
I don't see a problem

>>20874738
>>20874742
They'll make bigger Ratas and bigger tails, and soon, they will make a Rata with a tail so big, it will destroy them all!

Indentured servitude to my cute demon wife!

>>20874744
>get ambushed by a Succubus
>she samples your goods
>Mhmm good...but not great...at least for me...
>Tell me...do you have a thing for ____?
>Points you in the direction of your perfect match

>>20874712
That's a shame as I have a small penis.

>>20874744
Succubi (pretty much the entire family), wine goats, oni, nurarihyon and kejourou all seem likely.

>>20874782
She's gonna bully you for that. She'll try and make you cum with just her tail. Hell she might get addicted to bullying you. Would you like that? A little Ratatoskr bullying you with her big fluffy tail each and every day? I bet you would like that. I bet you would.

>>20874782
He never said which size she was a queen for. Small girls with a fetish for small dicks!

>>20874766
If all MG didn't seem to have some kind of husband-sensing ability built right in, this is something I could believe succubi would do.

>20874744
144p bait

>>20874759
Indentured servitude to her cute human husband!

>>20874165
That's just my catch-all term for hooved centaur types. I use the same suffix for other taur types too sometimes.

>>20874840
That's basically a faustian bargain. Can't go wrong with the classics.

Drop some truly terrifying monster girl combinations.

I'll start:
>Cheshire cat and sandworm

>>20874903
Ushi-oni and Ushi-oni

>>20874903
Jinko cheshire