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Hina

All she would do at most is forcefully suck your misfortune out of your dick, or make you shoot it into her womb

>>20849545
I really, really want to shoot it into her womb and impregnate Hina-chan.

>>20849596
Too bad the baby is literally your misfortune incarnate, better ditch her and let her raise that mess on her own

>>20849603
Hina would just absorb the misfortune and the baby would be formed from what would be left. It would be the most unmisfortunate baby in the world! Unless my semen contained nothing but misfortune and I wouldn't be able to impregnate my wife Hina-chan. That would be a tragedy.

>>20849501
Ran or Seki
any touhou who regularly goes to or lives in the human village.

>>20849627
Since when does Ran visit the human village?

>>20849634
Since she heard that they sometimes feed stray foxes there.

>>20849634
she buys tofu there

Keine or Moko?

>>20849654
Mokou is written in PMiSS to rarely initiate conversation with people she saves I'm the bamboo forest, although she'll listen if you were to talk to her.
If asked about herself, she responds with 'a health freak who runs a yakitori stand'
So she's not exactly unfriendly, but she doesn't really try and talk to you

Wakasagihime is canonically not an enemy of humans. Additionally, 2hus are sapient memes, which means they are based on famous stories. The most famous mermaid story is about a mermaid who falls in love with a human, endures great suffering to be with him, gets friendzoned by him, and still refuses to kill him and end her suffering even though it results in her own death. Therefore Wakasagihime is the friendliest to humans.

Those who regulary visit the village are probably the chillest.

Lily White

She has a bright personality and is a good conversationalist. Maybe not the friendliest but worth the mention.

>>20849887
She is a literal murderer.

>>20849887
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>20849898
That doesn't mean she can't be friendly about it.

>>20850000
I want to squeeze Yamame's Yamames and Murasa's Minamitsus.

>>20849501
Probably either Aunn or proto-Kagerou here

>>20849898
The keyword here is friendly. Just because she killed millions doesn’t mean she’s not friendly.

>>20849627
Yuuka does that though

Fairies. They lure young human males with their lewd bodies then milk their cocks dry. Can't get "friendlier" than that.

Fairies. They lure young human males with their lewd bodies then milk their cocks dry. Can't get "friendlier" than that.

>>20849501
The one sensei who protects the human village duh
forgot her name
havent touched touhou in years
who cares

>>20849825
you're a meme

>>20849833
lily white announces spring to humans by punching them in the face and shooting the bullet

>>20853776
I challenge you to find a touhou more friendly than her.

>>20849654
>>20850937
Keine is definitely up there, especially since she tried to protect her village from youkai and humans much more powerful than her.
Now that I think about it, there are plenty of youkai and demi-humans who are friendlier than normal humans.

>>20850937
you'll need to be a lot more specific than that

>>20850937
I care!

Yamaxanadu

>>20849501
Very Friendly———-
Reimu
Marisa
Kosozu
Ayku
Aki Sisters
Wakasagihime
Kagerou
Kienie
Kasen
Hatate

Friendly————
Hina
Nitori
Fujiwara No Mokou
Hong
Alice
Aya
Ran

Neutral—————-
Cirno
Youmu
Chen
Reisen Undonge Inaba
Junko

Take Caution———-
Sakuya
Remilia Scarlet
Yuyoko
Yukari Yakumo

>>20864403
How is Hatate higher than Aya in terms of friendliness? Aya is regularly in the village while its been stated Hatate hates leaving the mountains at all.

>>20864463
because they dont really exist

>>20849627
>Seki
banki? She's said to not be friendly at all.

Kogasa. While she does try to bother humans, she mainly wants to make herself useful to them.

Most other characters are implied to either be afraid of humans or dangerous.

>>20865329
imagine being this cucked in the brain

>>20864403
>Very Friendly———-
>Reimu
*if you have money
Otherwise take caution

>>20864403
Bump Marisa down one notch and Reimu down two: Marisa will try to pick your pocket while the entire reason Reimu barely gets any donations in the first place is because of her callous indifference to other people: she did abandon a group of humans to get eaten by youkai because she couldn't be bothered.

I'd imagine kogasa is friendly to those, even if she can barely spook people in the long term.

>>20868251
Nah, kleptomania aside Marisa goes a long way for most people she encounters if they can't look after themselves; mostly humans but even the fairies. Reimu should be a tier below, though; she's more concerned with maintaining the barrier and exorcising yokai than protecting others.

>>20849830
>Yuuka

1/2

>>20872683
2/2

>>20864403
I wanna have a tea party with Kagerou

>>20864403
>Nitori.
Bump her down to take caution. She literally caries a tool around for extracting anus balls.

>Ran.
Works for Yukari, who is pure evil.

>Chen.
PMISS mentions her attacking people.

>Sakuya.
I'm pretty sure she's only a risk when Remilia is close.

>>20868251
Nah, I don't think Marisa would steal from other humans. Especially poor outsiders that can't afford to lose much.

>>20868407
I would say put Reimu into the "Would screw over thousands of people for selfish intent" tier. She won't kill you, but her actions are about as monstrous as the worst youkai alive.

>>20872683
>>20872686
Why is Yuyuko so nice? Hell, why is Seiga so damn friendly compared to, say, Hina?

>>20874258
>Nah, I don't think Marisa would steal from other humans. Especially poor outsiders that can't afford to lose much.
If you have any outsider tech on you, like a phone, she might try to scam you out of it, either to get something valuable from Rinnosuke for it, or for her own purposes.

>>20872683
>Human Friendship Level High
>Alice Margatroid

Nice try, Alice.

>>20874258
Reimu would never do that, she would try to help if someone bothered to ask her, like in WaHH when people start disappearing because of Sumireko she started investigating the cause and she broke up SoPM symposium because she thought the youkai were starting shit up

>>20875474
>she would try to help if someone bothered to ask her
While I agree that Reimu wouldn't intentionally go out to ruin someone's day for her betterment (or else she'd have become the tyrant of the village by now due to her powers over everyone else), there's nothing to support this claim as Reimu was investigating in both cases as part of her job in stopping youkai-related incidents. She's a firm neutral.

>>20875290
Well, a passage from the same book ndicate she might be even friedlier than the average humans :
"If you happen to wander into the Forest of Magic, lose your way and end up at her house, it is said that she will cheerfully allow you to stay the night. "

>>20874595
Yuyuko is extremely carefree, maybe it's because of that.
And Seiga absolutely love humans. She act a bit like a /jp/sie isekai'd into Gensokyo, bothering and sticking to humans here and there while Hina is just described as "rather friendly".

>>20849501
wasnt that blond with girl also a human? her

>>20878036
If you can stand the old lady's basement smell of Alice's house for an entire night

>>20880273
cringe

>>20874595
>Hell, why is Seiga so damn friendly.
You know why.

Not Seiga for sure

Seiga for sure

>>20849501
Like that is even a question.

>>20849501
Human Villager girl

>>20882639
slu