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Countless men have tried to win her love, yet all failed. Why should (You) be any different?

>> No.20838414

>>20838410
>(You)
another shitpost thread

>> No.20838446
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20838446

>>20838410
Because I won't get in the way of her relationship with Eirin

>> No.20838460

I don't care.

>> No.20842512

Because I love Eirin, who probably has much lower standards

>> No.20842634

>>20838410
I'm different because I find her not even attractive

>> No.20842713

>>20838410
I'm a girl inside.

>> No.20843123

Being her acquaintance would still be 100x better than being a lover of some disgusting earthling.

>> No.20844193

>>20838410
Kaguya is not for love.

>> No.20844397
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20844397

>>20844193
What is she for, then?

>> No.20844593

>>20838410
I'm sure Kaguya-hime would love me. We would play every day and take it easy.

>> No.20844966

>>20844397
The canonical Kaguya? Occasional visits and pleasant company if you manage to get on her good side. Or fulfill her impossible requests and see if she honours her side of the bargain.

>> No.20844969

>>20844966
Sounds comfortable.

>> No.20845167

If there was someone who could actually fulfill her impossible requests, what would she do then? Stay in a forced marriage out of honour? Dishonour the deal? Be a loving wife?

Impossible as they are, maybe Prince Shoutoku can pull through.

>> No.20845187

I willingly want to be castrated

>> No.20845192
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20845192

>>20844397
Rimming!
I wanna rim the hime!
I wanna eat her ass!
I wanna eat her ass for hours on end!
I wanna eat her ass for days!
I wanna eat!
Hime's ass!

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>>20845192
You eat her ass and I'll eat that Kaguya kunny.

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20845269

Stop lewding the princess! She is too pure for that!

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20845277

I will offer anal beads that she could use on Mokou

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20845280

>>20845233
And then we can kiss and share the taste of her holes?

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>>20845280
Not before Eirin gives one of us a pill that turns you into a girl. No homo.

>> No.20845302

>>20845280
>>20845292
In reality her pubic hairs crawl all the way to her belly button.

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>>20845302
While that would be hot, in reality Eirin keeps her well shaved down here.

>> No.20845403

>>20838410
I have nothing to lose.

>> No.20845768

>>20838410
I will rape her until she can't think straight

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