/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Accidentally intrude on an apophis attack on a pharaoh
>They're evenly matched
>No side with no clear advantage
>Step in and mediate the fight and argument
>Suggest co-rulers
>They both scoff at the idea
>Arguing continues
>Decide you've had enough
>Break out the secret weapon, a huge supply of manticore venom and raging mushrooms
>Inhale them like there's no tomorrow
>Fuck them both into submission
>They accept your terms of co-rulers
>Now have two wives whose public appearance is domineering but in private they're submissive bitches to you and only you

Touch fluffy tail.

How tall do you guys like your monster girls?

>>20797723
What is that Dark Knight going to do to that shota?

>>20797732
Stop spamming shitty boats.

>>20797737
Protecc.

>>20797737
She's telling him the story of how she and dad met. Not everything has to be lewd, anon

>Being the oniichan at a pharaoh sleepover

>>20797769
>tfw they all want to play hide-the-zucchini

>>20797723
Squire-kun has a new big sister Nee-San?

>>20797748
>By the way Mom, what are these "cradles" Papa keeps talking about?

>>20797748
>be adopted son of number one dark paladin and his equally skilled dark knight waifu.
>they both tell you of their great feats and impressive skills.
that's gotta be daunting.

>>20797780
that or they all stay up playing vidya and saying how they want to make it to midnight only to fall asleep on/around him

>>20797734
Big enough to smother me with her body if she wanted to.

>>20797734
Not sure if "tall" is the right word.

Now I just wait for the color verison of me and all my buddies waifu!

I want both a Lilim & a Baphomet!
Would it be a good combo?

>>20797814
Why would you drag down a perfectly good baphomet?

>>20797803
Who has the Yuki-onna wife?

People ask me if they can fuck the manticore.

Buddy, they don't even let ME fuck the manticore.

F@ R@ @SS

>>20797822
A good writefag's wife.

>>20797826
f@ r@ tail

>>20797803
That's a lot of waifus, but apart from the Kiki I don't recognize any of them.

>>20797803
wtf, I don't recognize any of them.

>>20797819
Would would serve better for two girls spooning their husband may I ask?

>>20797803
Who is this?

>>20797835
cute lich!

>>20797835
mai waif

>>20797803
I'm gonna need names and species there bud.

>>20797826
I'm into rodent girls, and I wouldn't fuck this one either, but you bet your ass I'd grab and yank that tail.

>>20797853
My dude that is a man's daughterwife.

>>20797803
Needs a Troll in there

>>20797856
Don't post sexy images you aren't okay with strangers wanking to.
This advice goes to all waifufags really.

>>20797856
Why post sexual imagery if you're not allowed to be aroused by it

>>20797856
That's not gonna stop me from grabbing and yanking that tail.

>>20797834
Assuming you're looking for one big spoon and one small spoon, Baph and Dragon seems like a good combo.

>>20797860
I'm not even him, but there's fapping to them and there's talking about fapping to them.

>>20797847
I don't know the names but I think I got most of the species down. Left to right
>Kikimora
>Amazon
>Elf or Dark Elf
>Lich
>Another Elf, maybe?
>Wyvern
>Yuki-Onna

>>20797837

>>20797803
>>20797847
Left to right: Kiki, Amazon, Lamia, Lich, Shirohebi, Wyvern, And Yuki-onna

>>20797803
Kiki, Amazon, ???, Lich, Shiro, 2obvious, and Yuki. Pretty interesting choices for waifus

>>20797869
>tfw I just notice the middle Elf is a Lamia because of the scales on her waist

Who would win?

>>20797803
Didn't know there was a hidden waifu group.

>>20797890
Whichever one I impregnate first.

>>20797866
That sounds... spicy

>>20797894
But if she's pregnant then she can't fight, meaning she forfeits

>>20797904
Exactly

>>20797902

>>20797902
A champion of magic and a champion of strength, what could go wrong?

>>20797729
>submissive bitches
you lost my interest

>>20797734
>>20797793
>>20797802
damn near any height/length, really
even if i'm partial to big 'evil' girls that look less human than what's usually posted

>>20797803
Secret waifu group?

>>20797924
>>20797932
I actually like this idea now.
Especially if we cosplay a bit of D&D,

>>20797942

on a scale of 1 to 10, i'd motorboat them tiddies while I jerked off her horn

>>20797819
Don't be rude.

>>20797962
There's something horribly wrong with her upper body.
>Arm out of place and very short
>One tit is 1/3 the size of the other

Moths.

>>20797942
Are we posting onis now?

>>20797980
Mosura ya! Mosura!

>>20797866
>>20797932
What about a manticore?

>>20797986
I wanna wrestle an Oni

>>20797980
big fluffy momster moths are the best.

>>20797956
a certain writefag's waifu is in here, too

>>20798016

>>20798027
???

Gargoyles deserve more love.

>Do these shorts make my butt look big?

>>20798044
They deserve all the love.

>>20797734
About my height. Tall enough to manhandle me but not so big that I can't princess carry her.

>>20798048
No, they do do wacky things to her front though.

>>20798029
>Bucksatan

I want to kiss my waifu on her tummy!

>>20798061
Like this?

>>20797826
While I don’t mind people posting my commissions, I am surprised this is the one that gets posted in multiple threads. Dellu’s got an A+ butt though

>>20798048
It could stand to be bigger.

>>20798073
Nah, my wife is leanstrong not thickstrong. Cardio and endurance over strength. Maybe an inch or so shorter than me.

>>20797986
gettin grabbed by
aggressive onis

>>20798048
>>Do these shorts make my butt look FANTASTIC?
yes, they do

What would happen if you introduce a monster girl's DNA to a human fetus? Would it just be a more potent version of demonic energy?

>>20797734
Much shorter than me, but much more powerful.

>>20798094
This looks like some fucking trash.

>>20797734
Preferably not /d/ tier giantess shit.

>>20798097
I know what happens when you introduce MG DNA to an MG fetus of another species.

>>20797793
this, a monstergirl should be able to completely smother a human boy with her torso alone

>>20798094
>All that lactating
Yes perfect

>>20798115
Why is the Leanan Sidhe being edgy.

>>20797803
I can confirm that the Kiki on the far left is Hawaiian Kiki

I can also confirm that there is more of her on the way

>>20798101
>being this fucking wrong on the internet
https://vndb.org/v15127

now get out of here before I throw beans at you

>>20798115
i want to my manticore waifu to become a slime carrier.

Is it rude to call a Ryu “Miss Blue Sky”?

>>20798130
It's good to have a healthy skepticism when it comes to Japanese monster girl art. Not liking what "bad ending" could mean though.

I want to force a pair of puppy witches to eat each other out before I let them have any dick.

>>20798135
only if you're not, in fact, Jeff Lynne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

>>20798091
One of mine is thickstrong.
The other is just thick

>>20798126
That's good to hear. I'm a big fan of regional variants of MGs and her design is very tasteful.

>>20798135
>Calling her "Miss"
Keep that up and pretty soon it'll be "Mrs. Blue Sky"

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, make sure to engage your golem/automatons sleep mode.
Don't want her up and staring at you all night do you?

>>20798135
Call her big, old and lonely Ryu.

>>20798149

>>20798172

>>20798135
Just call them a dumb water wurm

>>20798166
Nothing wrong with that. Big, strong babushka type girls can be very cute.

>>20798178
Fuck off retard.

>>20798188
That they are.
Especially when tall and stoic.

>>20798187

>>20798115

>>20798194

player two has entered the game


>>20798219
>a still frame from "Singing in the Rain" featuring Gina Kelly

>>20798224
OH SHI-

>>20798219
Ryuu are for couple's umbrellas and having hot tea on cold, rainy days.

>>20798232
>>20798178
>Posting Futa
>Too much of a coward to post it uncensored
Man shitposters are just the biggest bitches.

>>20798239
>All boards on 4channel.org are to be considered "work safe". Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed.

>>20797890
Nureonago

>>20797769
>Being the oniichan at a pharaoh sleepover and assfucking the brown loli in every position

>>20798246
>Futa faggot is scared of mods
>On /jp/
What
A
Massive
Fucking
Faggot

>>20798262
The only way to get the mods' attention these days is to
A:Insult them
B:Post explicit content on a blue board. After all, we can't risk losing those precious advertisers

>>20798130
>it actually is just trash
Pottery

things i wish to do: pic related

>>20798165
What if you’re Mr. Cuomo?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6_aqeCDk1Yk

>>20798276
ANON NO THE ADVERTISERS!

>>20798276
Anon no! Don't you know how sensitive little kitty butts are?

rape is mean

>>20798302
what if its gentle rape.

>>20798302
What about gentle rape?

>>20798295

conduct careful cunnilingus on cat clitorises (clitorii?)

>>20798327
kitty clitty

>>20798327
I'm more of a big cat fella.
Anyway, if your cats have more than one clit apiece you have bigger concerns.

>>20798332
>>20798331

>no big feline friendo to ride your face

end me now, brah

Friendly reminder that all monstergirls must wear bibs when giving oral sex.

>>20798312
I doubt big jinkos like miss boss here can do anything gently

>>20798366
If you can't think of anything, you don't have to post.

Is it time for friends?
>tfw no ancient cow gf

>>20798327
Where the fuck is her tail?

>>20798302

>>20798366
That's actually super hot anon.

>>20798172
>forget to put automaton into sleep mode
>she relishes the rare chance to watch you sleep the whole night
>wake up to a bubbly-sleepy automaton uncharacteristically giggling, trying to stay awake as her glowing indicators flash a low-power warning
You might end up having to recharge her manually if you want to get anything done today.

>>20798379
she asks the same question every day

Tiger.

>>20798409
I want to call her a cuddleslut then prove myself right by cuddling her all night

>>20798383
>>20798366
Toddlercon.

>>20798433
???

>>20798239
That Anubis is gayshit?
Whenever drama happened I just ignored it.
Why must man use his hand for evil?

>>20798433
Well yes, but that fetish is only tangentially related anon.

>>20798448
M8 it's VH

>>20798442
To be fair, fetishizing a bib isn’t exactly the healthiest thing. It has “troublesome implications”

>>20798378
frens with benefits

>being forced to service an entire pack of thirsty canid girls

>>20798448
she pegs the dude with her clitoris
then she pees on him

>>20798453
I’ve only heard about it through these threads shit talking it.

>>20798454
Sure, but fetishiszing bibs doesn't mean I want to fuck kids bud.

>>20798457
Get out of here with this shit

>>20798457
That motherfucker is hairier than a minotaur

>>20798460
It's shit, there's no denying it, the second game had a futa wolf"girl" and it only went downhill from there

Are you guys getting anything nice for Valentines day?

I'm getting a few commissions of me and my wife this month that are lewd or romantic.

Really looking forward to it.

>>20798457
dude really needs a shave

>>20798486
Need to think up a Valentine's themed idea for one first, it's tougher than it sounds.

>>20798457
>nigger trash
>>>/out/

>>20798486
I've got a couple commissions in the works too. Nothing explicitly Valentines themed, and most of them won't be done till closer to the end of the month. My girls' colors are red and pink though, so I guess that counts for a little.

>>20798486
I’m getting a midterm exam, so that’s fun.

>>20798380
>little
try 'a lot', heckhound

>>20798493
It really is.
I was thinking about doing a generic "Wife giving you chocolates" kind of thing, but I decided on a few kind of more lewd ideas.

Also some comfy romantic stuff, but I don't expect to get those until later in the month.

>>20798509
>Midterm
Could I interest you in a Redbull to help you study?

>>20798528
Monster is the better tasting energy drink

>>20798553
can you drink the pure demonic energy that you see in mana containers.

>>20798327
impregnate small cats

>>20798361
Just another field trip to the zoo for the kids.

>>20798553
>>20798528
Can’t stomach either. Don’t care for coffee either, but I do enjoy caffeine free soda. Am I a loser or what?

>>20798573
Loser

>>20798572
them some big friends!

How fast would masked superhero guys be raped if their information was made public either by an outside source of if they did it themselves.

>>20798553
i'd throw monster in the trashcan any day for some nos

This really needs scans already and more attention. The designs and artwork are incredible

I can't stomach coffee either but why do you torture yourself with caffeine free soda, just drink juice and get sugar you need to stay up

>>20798586
A mask doesn't do much to conceal your spirit energy. The girls already know.

>>20798578
Yep, just a little boy having his picture taken with a deadly Tiger and a big bad Wolf! The Zookeeper said it was 100% safe!

>>20798572
I really love my extinct dumb birdie

>>20798578
Monstergirl Zoo is so progressive they even let the more aggressive species roam free. Although it is rare to see any girl wearing clothing in the zoo grounds.

>>20798572
Big predators in skirts make me want to be caught

>>20798612
I bet a lot of shotas get "eaten" that way

>>20798599
Well what if it's like a Kamen Rider thing that covers his entire body with armor that hides his energy while keeping him safe?

>>20798616
All the better to get closer to delicious shotas.

>>20798619
Anon that's racist.

>>20798619
The amount of rapes is pretty high, but customer satisfaction overall is even higher so who cares.

>>20798628
>the mere sight of a large tiger is enough to make him cream his pants
fascinating

>>20798528
I improved Alma.

>>20798648
i'd have wet dreams myself if a large tiger looked at me like that

>>20798648
Pheromones are a powerful thing. No amount of glass can protect a man from being affected.

>>20798636
I want Officer Wan to help me with my paperwork!
>recommending charges to the Tanuki prosecutors
>three counts of casual flirting without intention to date
>one count of blue ovarying
>two counts of public handholding

>>20798636
I want that Service Dog to service me!

>>20798656

What's your favorite monster girl

>>20798655
What about a shortstack tiger?

>>20798573
I know people who get jittery all day after a single red bull. Nothing wrong with not liking caffeine.

Meanwhile I could take a nap after a can of monster.

>>20798671
She needs to go on a diet stat

>>20798671
not nearly as appealing

>>20798680
>a can of monster.

>>20798680
>>20798695

>>20798671
She looks helpless and basically asking to be impregnated.

We need more tiger monster variants

>hardbass intensifies

>>20798628
This'd also be great with a snake hypnotically swaying and entrancing the victim from the other side of the glass.

>>20798620
>tsundere rata wants to figure out his secret identity
>firey demon wants to kidnap him to keep him safe
>chuuni kunoichi wants to fight along side him as partners
>all he wants to do is rescue cats from trees

>>20798718
i would easily fall victim to this

>>20798680
Same, but apparently caffeine can have a reverse effect on some people with ADD.

>>20798718

>>20798718
>Go on, go upstairs, climb down into the enclosure~

>>20798722
Don't forget about the mean monsters that he has to fight. Like that rampaging Minotaur!

>>20798361
I'm a slut for monster butt.

>>20798732
>caffeine

>>20798718
This Zoo sounds quiet dangerous for any wizards in trainning.

>>20798718
They just have to say the magic word to make me jump in

>>20798746
The more, the better!

>>20798746
monster buttholes make me whole

>>20798746
>>20798770
How much ass do lamias have?

>>20798745
In retrospect, perhaps the red scarves were ill-advised.

>>20798745
Minotaurs are big dummies!

>>20798779
not much but they have fantastic tummy

>>20798788
She's not the one who's struggling with tab A into slot B though.

>>20798779
~20 feet.

>>20798783
But it makes him look cool. Although it also draws attention from that creepy Arachne.

>>20798791
I always thought it was some Anon, crouching down there.

>>20798801
Exactly.

>Come here often?

>read want ads
>looking for volunteers to get tied up for friends to use at the friendo zoo

what do?
i hear lion likes to grind on faces

>>20798819
>Urinals
Oh hell no

>>20798819
But I'll be smelling of Lion musk for days!

>>20798811
>offering listerine bottle
wow rude

>>20798826
they're 'stuck in the wall' in the original on pixiv
no pee

>>20798829
You make it sound like that's a bad thing!

We need more dark valkyrie art.

>>20798826
I want a delinquent Yeti to beat me up then squat over me while holding a Bokken stick on her shoulder, as she says "Ora. Do you know who you're messing with?"

>>20798840
Good grief.

>>20798779
It depends on how you define it. For example, lamia have no legs, yet infinite leg locking ability. Lamia are like differential equations.

>>20798839
>Church tries to summon Valkyrie for help
>Demon crashes the party and corrupts the Valkyrie
Would this be considered as going horribly right?

>>20798840
It doesn’t matter who she is because I already have a wife. Anything she does is useless useless useless useless useless.

>>20798851
More like
>Boy prays for God to help with something in his life
>Demon intercepts it and brings her Dark Valkyrie along with her

>>20798851
Is that busty Lich behind this? Is she an ancient evil that's been awakened after sleeping for centuries?

>>20798866
Yes, It's why I volunteer to defeat her!

I want to find a amazon that looks like a gerudo.

>>20798849
>For example, lamia have no legs, yet infinite leg locking ability.
What does that make krakens then?

>>20798879
Gerudos are ugly

>>20798879
Aren't Gerudos already Amazons?

>>20798879
Only if the Amazon looks like an Afrobull Amazon.

>>20798874
I bet she goes 'Fufufu time for the dead to rise and conquer the world of the living!'

>>20798884
They look more like genies.

>>20798886
yeah i mean a afrobull gerudo.

>>20798882
If a human has one leg locking opportunity with 2 legs, then krakens must have 10 opportunities because of the 10 “legs” wrapping around circularly, creating the extra gap linearly arranges legs don’t have.

https://exhentai.org/g/1362242/9d760bf688/

>>20798882
Seven vaginas.

>>20798915
>>20798922
IMAGINE

>>20798901
I love the Genies star motif. It's like finding a Genie is like rolling a SSR in the monstergirl gacha.

>>20798889
It's why she needs a husband to act as her straight man so nothing gets too carried away. Just a quick bop on the head will get her to calm down.

>>20798932
No! I'm going to be a Death Knight and only encourage her!

>>20798936
Sorry, anon. But I'm going to make sure she just sticks to building a nice and happy Undead Kingdom.

>>20798883
But most of them are just trying their best. https://youtube.com/watch?v=twnYnwyeI7M

>>20798930

>>20798901
>Find Genie bottle in the middle of the desert
>Rub it like you mean it and a happy Genie comes out with the whole fireworks and fanfare
>She'll grant you one wish
>What the fuck happened to three?
>She explains the union regulations
>Well you gotta make your wish count...
>You point right at the Genie and wish she was Amazon fit
>She tries to explain wouldn't you like to wish for something else like money, or perhaps a nice vacation on the beach with her?
>Nope you want muscles
>She sighs and snaps her fingers
>A puff of smoke envelops her and as it clears a new tall fit Genie stands in her place
>You see a smirk form on her face as she grabs you and lifts you into a princess carry
>Now it's your turn to fulfill her wish
it should be considered criminal there's no fit Genie art

>>20798946
Do you have to wear the parachute pants once you find a genie?

>>20798947
I want a Genie to be my stand, materializing next to be doing a bizarre pose in a strange outfit.

>>20798958
I'd rather have a cupid stand.

>>20798958
Granted. She has all the powers of Hey Ya and that's it.

>>20798948
Only when making a wish.

>>20798962
Doragon.

Slimes.

>>20798976
Doughragon!

>>20798971
What about the little fez?

>>20798991
It improves the result of your wish if you keep the genies whims in mind.

What do you call a group of anubi?

>>20799000
I know the two on the left, who is the third?

>>20798991
It's optional.

>>20799004
My wife

>>20799000
A Schedule of Anubi

>>20799010
Never heard of her.

>>20799000
A lego set

>>20799000
A meeting.

>>20799018
A schedule, you say?

>>20799020
I want a wise old Granny Anubis to lecture me about keeping organized.

>>20799000
A harem.

>>20799032
Wait a minute. If the pyramid is a new construction, then why did they already have the Pyramid Sweet Pyramid floormat?

>>20799000
>>20799010
>>20799036
Your wife appears to be pantsless, not even any panties either. Nice mound of venus though.

>>20799047
Imagine it is the same thing of people putting home sweet home in apartments

Can you get trapped if your jiangshi wife locks up while cuddling you?

>>20799066
No, you'd be too warm for that.

>>20799066
>>20799081
It's like with a Glacies, just need to wait for her to thaw. Then she'll be safe to remove.

If you train your combat skills in an area full of Mamano mana would you also slowly get better at sex as you become an incubus?

>>20798665
If I'm gonna sniff anything on a h'orc, it's gonna be her mouth!

>>20798819
Always go for the girl that's crying the most in the scenarios.

>>20799214
What do you do if it's three banshees?

>>20799223
Which ever one is crying the hardest and/or appears to hate her situation the most. It makes the rape better when you know she really hates it.

>>20799032
That's a horrible way to pour a bottle

>>20798572
big friends go trips on zoos to pose in vacant enclosures and lure lost shotas closer

>>20798332
Premium lion manes make the world not so vain even if it's time to abstain

>>20799674
Manes are highly fashionable for all feline-related girls.

>>20799687
Manticores are no good. Cats only.

>>20799708
Manticores and griffins are cats 2.

>>20799729
Last time I checked cats can't fly.

>>20797980
>>20798016
>>20798029

>>20799741
Go ask a Cheshire again

>>20799741
Last I checked cats couldn’t speak.

Meanwhile in a Monstergirl forum website on a discussion thread:

>"CONTROVERSIAL OPINION TIME: Elven men are far superior and more desirable, at least I find elven men hotter, cuter and more attractive than human men. They were born far more gracefully, have more naturally born in tuned abilities with magic and nature. And they are automatically more beautiful and attractive that human men. Nothing wrong with human guys and I ain't dissing any girls who got husbandos or boyfriends. But honestly, elven guys are just better!"
>Another monstergirl replies
>"No way! Your reasons for liking elven dudes over human men is soooo overrated Nancy! Because muh attractiveness and muh handsome!? Human guys are waaaay worth it since you can mold them, raise them, nurture them to not only be better but be more superior! That's how my dad got incubization by my mom. My dad was a literal poor nobody peasant but my mom took him, enhanced him with monster magic and now my dad is a weight lifter but still looks like a almost feminine skinny-ish otter body type. And I'm mentioning this because he used to be a rather "ugly" looking peasant before my mom took him and married him. Just look up the name Jerry Latimer, yes that's my dad. To sum it all up with your low tier post: Liking elven dudes solely because muh attractiveness and muh handsomeness: yawn... Liking human men for the reasons of uplifting them while also loving and cuddling them? Enlightenment!
>Another monstergirl posted:
>"What about dwarven men?"
>Other monsters reply:
>"WHAT???"
>"Dwarven MEN???"
>"Literally what?"
>Ain't no such thing as dwarf guys you dyke."

>>20799749
Wonderland memes don't function on a normal plane. Why do you think the Wonderland Knight Centaur both exists but also doesn't exist?

>>20799750
>implying cats don't make sounds

All cats make sounds but none of them fly.

>>20799756
Could have been ended with replying "t. Elven man" on the first reply

>>20799763
Cats speak any human languages.

Is it really THAT simple and easy to become beautiful and attractive in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia setting? Even the most stereotypical looking ugly looking type of people can instantly become beautiful and attractive from just dating a monstergirl or consuming specific and or certain Monstergirl foodstuffs and or products?

>>20799863
It's a setting with magic, what did you expect?

>>20799881
I think the legitimately concerning question is:

How much would those greedy Danuki Shekel-mancers be charging people who want to some Prisoner Fruits and Succubus Nostrum?

>>20799938
Monster proliferation is one of their top priorities, so they're probably practically giving them away.

>>20799949
AT CRAAAAZZZY NOOKIS!

Yeah, well...Damn, you burned me. I got nothing.

>>20799746
Why doesnt the fucker just accept it?

>>20798971
I wish I was dead

>>20799964
If a nook in humam form becomes a used car saleswoman, does she loop back around to being trustworthy?

>>20798967
I dont get it

>>20799863
Would that happen to cwc?

>>20800087
Do not

>>20800143
Call

>>20800148
Fuck off back to >>>/v/ retard with your shit meme

>>20799863
No, women can become beautiful, men don't actually change their appearances that much unless your mg is a thot who cares about looks. Which is essentially impossible.

>>20800183
I'm pretty sure my wife would make me shorter and cuter. And thinner.

>>20800183
If she's going to look beautiful to me, I don't mind looking beautiful to her, whether it's a minor preference like hair color or more major changes. Being my wife's ideal fantasy is also appealing to imagine.

>That moment when an arrogant amazon fails her save and gets turned into a shortstack.

>>20800038
Don't bait the liches.

>>20799000
a staff of Anubi.

>>20799000
Mongrels

>>20800266
Baiting is probably a serious social "crime"
>"You know, I'd really, really love to go into research"
>"I don't know what field, exactly, but the idea of unlocking the mysteries of the universe really appeals to me"
>"Though obviously I wouldn't be able to do it myself, I'd need a mentor who was strong enough to show me where I went wrong without reservations but compassionate enough to help me through the mire of confusing data"
>"It's too bad something like that will NEVER happen, so I guess I should be content with my boring office job"
>4000 unread messages in your throwaway account

>>20799756
>>20799764
So does this mean in the context of MGE, dwarves are the ones that get that Japanese Treatment where their males are very uncommon or non-existent. While elves normally get both female and male representation?

>>20799000
The Jack-Alls.

Reminder to visit the big titty kingdom!

>>20800343
It would be cool to go there so I could eat all the bouncy desserts and bring souvenirs home.

>>20800343
>>20800343
Big titty kingdom is nice but the big titty empire seems like a fun and exotic place to be.

>>20800366
Was about to point out it's more like an empire, a collection of many peoples and nations.

>>20800380
No, there's an actual kingdom ruled by a queen (queendom?) and then theres the empire that's ruled by an empress.
Quite different!

>>20800389
Too complicated, just conquer all of it.

>>20800398
You say that but the big titty forces for each country are quite formidable.

>>20800406
There's no way they'll fit in proper armor so just get someone who knows how to play bongos to attack them.

>>20800406
In what way?

>>20800408
You say that but you've obviously never seen a breastplate.

>>20800409
There's the crushing charge of titty kingdom armored cavalry and the titty empire's agents are skilled in assassination of key targets while their skill samurai serve even beyond death!

>>20800433
How can the Order even compete?

>>20800444
Not very well.
Knight-chan has trouble when stacked against a centaur lancer of the titty kingdom or an Ochi-samurai

Got another wife commission.
This time it's just a picture of her relaxing.
http://twitter.com/zakusiii/status/1094231617776697344

>>20800457
Hey, that's not relaxing, that's masturbating!

>>20800455
I'm sure after the battle she'll find herself in a nice warm bed with a nice warm glass of milk beside her.

>>20800389
If the young Ice Queen rules Winterstown, who rules the snow empire in the north?

>>20800495
Another Ice Queen.

>>20799756
>Look mom, I posted it again!

>>20800495
The Ice Tsarina

>>20800457
It's always nice to see monstergirls being able to enjoy their bodies themselves

>>20800504
>older, busty Ice Tsarina
>her blue hair is fading to gray at the tips
>wears a long, flowing fur coat, cossack hat, and keeps her hands in a muffler
>always strict and stern with her Ice Queen daughter running Winterstown but appreciates the hard work and happy townsfolk she has
>she's known for never having smiled once in her life

>>20800488
That's how they get yah.

>>20800525
She looks like she needs a dick in the mouth.

Night gaunts.

>>20800531
They say that but I bet that's because they can't see her mouth behind the muffler.

>>20800553
She's pretty wide at the bottom.

>>20800547
It's just a glass of milk, what could be the harm in her trying it?

>>20800560
That's what one thinks but then she probably ends up thinking she's bustier than normal and gaining confidence for it!
A lack of caution kills as surely as a blade!

>>20800531
Would serve that beauty

>>20800567
Well the Big Titty empire is very seductive.

>>20800550

most people deserve a dick in the mouth

>>20800583
Of course, have you seen those 'concubine' foxes that attach themselves to nobles? Chests rivaled only by their tails in size!

>>20800463
I'm sure it's very relaxing

>>20800525
>not naked apron
Her mother would be so ashamed. And so am I.

>>20800592
And then there's the Empress...

>>20800611
To gaze upon those massive mounds is to gaze upon heaven itself, although one must wonder how she goes out to see the people.

>>20800592

>>20800616
She's generally carried around or lives in her palace. She usually takes it upon herself to convert the most powerful enemy heroes.

>>20800525
Cute lim

>>20800589
The anime version really looks like shit

>>20800630

>>20800589
whats this?

>>20800592
>concubine

either go whole ass on the polygamy or don't; half-ass 'waifu hierarchy' is garbage

>>20800637
Boku No Pico

>>20800635
I want to lewd the cute lilim

>>20800638
They aren't wives, they are just toys for life.

>>20800637
the gate anime
it's a jp military wank vehicle
even if it does have cute waifus and canon political pedo guy

>>20800641
never gets old

>>20800644
sad

>>20800644
>just toys for life

It's the weekend so you've got time, right? Use it!

Choosing between a cheshire cat and a jubjub is so fucking hard.

>>20800668
Too lazy.

>>20800287
Damn I love the idea of kudere liches trying to entice you with their research.

Does Runya Runya have any means of defending herself? Or is she just that powerless?

>>20800674
How would a lilim react to a human pulling her boots and stockings off and licking her feet as she slept?

>>20800672
Jabberwock is superior to both.

>>20800679
Baphomets are one of the strongest monsters physically even without their magic.