/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20774838
Real gay.

Yeah pretty brohus make make homosexuality look fun but then you can't find any petty men irl to dress up with.

>>20774838
Any brohus that aren't feminine bois?

>>20774838
There are so many homosexual boards for you, why must you make a gay thread in /jp/?

>>20775248
/jp/ has always been gay as fuck

>>20774838
But there are not enough brohus

this is the end result of female hypergamy, non-chad men finally giving up on girls and going after boys
the ultimate cope

>>20775297
yeah gay
not sissy

>>20775203
I always fear Chadhus, they might beat me up or something.

>>20775726
If they beat you up and steal your waifu, what's the difference between a chadhu and a common chad? Aside from the clothes.

>>20775830
there are still things even i can't answer
maybe the origin?

>>20775830
If you share a waifu with a chadhu you might become bros

>>20775921
if you will share a waifu with common brohu, one of you will get the chance to fuck he(r)

Brohus have to be either buff or a really good trap. No room for the average pathetic beta /jp/ies

>>20775965
Can I be the one fucking the traphu if I'm not a trap myself?

>>20775974
what is traphu

>>20775974
traphus eat humans, dont you know?

I want that Kogasa to rip me in half

>>20775990
I want to get drunk and arm-wrestle with that Yuugi.

Where's my buff patchi brohu

Dare I say he is the coolest Shimmybro?
https://twitter.com/deskstan

He owns Shimmy itasha and paintings. I also often spot him whenever chadhus gather.

>>20775965
incelhus are the best you pleb

>>20776164
Western cons are 70% them.

traphus
incelhus

help

Brohus that don't try to look female are the best

>>20776164
Only gay because they can't get a real girl.

>>20776333
what if is the make-up is done well

>>20774838
Please don't make me gay, I'm already on the slippery slope here.

>>20774838
brohus israel

>>20776333
Based taste.

Trappy 2hus are the best because you think they are a girl but then when they take you back to their hotel room and danmaku your butthole.

>>20775348

>>20776807
As if. I'll just overpower him and fuck his soft butt all night, making him have several prostate orgasms.

>>20775830
the difference is chadhus also shitpost on your beloved board

>>20776858
Why are you posting an excerpt from a radical third wave feminist?
>>20776864
No you won't!=.

Has anyone here had a s*x with brou?
How was he?
Was he cute as, we se brohus here?

>>20776920
I imagine the taboo of having steamy gay sex with another man whose cosplaying would provide a lot of impetus to make it enjoyable. Probably even if there is no penetrative sex involved and it just comes down to making out and sloppy hand/blowjobs.

>>20776920
>Has anyone here had a s*x
Probably not.

>>20776858
how do masochistic men and stay at home dads fit into this edgy narratative

>>20776963

>>20776915
>No you won't!=.
How about you dress like Reimu and meet me in a hotel room so we can find out?

>>20776915
>Why are you posting an excerpt from a radical third wave feminist?
Because it is accurate. The author's only mistake is that she thinks what she is talking about is a bad thing.

>>20776981
Wrong. This is as far as I will respond to you but third wave feminists are unironically fascists who believe they can dictate and any all behavior in men and women under a set of conditions that ignore human behavior, genetics, and actual behavioral sciences. An old woman who has never been fucked by a man and is lashing out by inventing a fictitious narrative not supported by history means nothing to me.
>>20776976
Even if I did I'd kick your ass.

>>20777020
>Even if I did I'd kick your ass
Why must you be so rude and violent, anon?
If you don't want have sex with me, just say "no".

>>20777043
Sex? I thought it was just gonna be a bunch of /jp/'s crossdressing as their favorite 2hus for platonic fun.

>>20777050
I think I made my intentions very clear when I said "fuck his soft butt all night", but if you want to dress up as 2hus and take turns trying to 1CC SA, that sounds good too.

I have to confess

It's really hard to talk about this.
Somewhere in October of 2018, I have discovered the cutest Sakuya cosplay for sale, but it was expensive for me at the time. With the accessories like a wig, some legwear (not sure about what exactly), knives, make-up, shoes and I even planned to get a rapier so it would be more interesting... it all would come to about $800. Now the sad part is, that the store got closed and all the social media got deleted with it.
Now I don't have my dream dress and I'm very sad about it.

What I'm thinking of is buying the sewing equipment and doing it all myself.
But no matter what, the first investment will be large:

>>20777063
You are making assumptions a trap 2hu wouldn't overpower you.

>>20777088
That's nice but once you have the outfit or make it to be a Sakuya cosplayer, what do you intend to do with it?

>>20777097
it's the usual stuff nothing out of the ordinary...
going to a convention, taking pictures, talking with other people, maybe buying stuff, booking a hotel room... with other people~

>>20777089
If he can overpower me, he is most likely muscular and not very feminine, so he wouldn't be a very good trap.

>>20777127
He is 6'5" and very lean but muscular.

>>20777120
Will you include pads?

>>20777147
That sounds extremely uncute and no one would ever be fooled into thinking he's a girl.
In fact, a bunch of girls would probably to get fucked by him.

>>20777153
absolutely not
it would feel weird if someone would run their fingers over your ribs

>>20774838
All of you fags deserve to be taken out back and shot execution style/

>>20777864
Gay 2hus is /jp/ heritage!

>>20777864
Why so insecure, anon? If any they are the real man because they love femininity so much they dress as girls.

>>20776930
Don't forget the frotting! Cute /jp/sies penises kissing and swapping their lewd juices~!

>>20778039
Real men fuck women and kill fags.

>>20777088
>>20777120
That's a really nice story anon, you sound quite lovely and cute yourself! I'd love to go to a convention with you dressed as Touhou too, would be quite the interesting experience!

It's a shame you missed your chance on that cosplay like that, was it really high quality? I think learning how to sew would be a nice thing to learn, it'll take time, but being able to make your own clothes for this would be worth in the investment. Maybe you could even make cute clothes for /jp/sies who'd like to dress a 2hu too! I would definitively support your business!

Also, it makes me happy to see you putting so much attention into the accessories as well, I feel the amount of people who care about the smaller details is really, well, small... I like you a lot simply for that! How about make-up though? That's a very vital part of the process as well! I would love to be your friend somehow, you sound like a really nice person overall.

I want to dress up with a bunch of /jp/ boys!

>>20779311
Count me in

>>20778358
The hell is frotting?

Chadno

>>20779427
Surely you can guess based on context.

>>20779471
Hugging?

>>20778769
Oh... Hehe thank you for these compliments.
Yes the dress what's very good quality I was watching it for a long time, I don't remember the price in dollars but it was 7k CZK then 10k in CZK.
And I have zero sewing experience, so I don't know if I will be able to make stuff in the near time
If you want to be friends, you can leave some contact... it can be anything really.

>>20779524
yeah, hugging, except with only one body part

>>20779539
Oh...OH. Wait does that actually feel good?

>>20779524
That's exactly right! It's like hugging, but cuter. Come frot with me, anon!

>>20779539
>>20779542

>>20779582
What this is from?

>>20779582
God I wish that was me.

Are cosplayers all butt sluts who love anal?

I've heard some things, and I'm intrigued.

>>20779704
Momojifags seem to be in particular common bottoms.

>>20779779
I saw a 6'5"-or-so lanklet guy cosplaying Momiji with badly-applied amateur makeup at a con once. It was extremely sexy for some inexplicable reason.

eew: the thread

>>20777088
Small time. I have two cosplays along with a variety of wigs and other clothes. You can leave the gay stuff at the door, however.

Boomerhus

>>20779814
6'5", are you thats lanklet? The national average height is about 172cm...

>>20779891
Just how many types of brohus are there?

Nues are the best brohus

>there's con on next week
Here we go again.

/jp/ is a gay sex propaganda zone!

>>20779779
https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/3f58900d86909f69518d95217903ed3f-38697211
sometimes they aren't bottoms

>>20779891
please more

I just want to be a cute touhou, I don't want to get fucked in the ass

>>20781184
but getting fucked in the ass is the best part

>>20781184
This

I wish I wasn't fat so I could be a cute brohu too.

I'm going to go Purple Aki on some brohus and ask them to let me feel their muscles, then I'm going to have them squat me on their back.

I think I'm too old to be a brohu.

>>20781294
you can be boomerhu

>>20781274
you can be patchy

>>20781442
Excuse me, what are you implying here?

>>20781442
You think so? Maybe I should try to buy her outfit...

>>20781432
Which 2hu is the boomerish

>>20781502
nue houjuu

>>20781545
Nue? I think wearing a dress like that would be really really risque.

>>20781551
think again
the scottish knew what was up
so its time for brohus to step up

>>20781551
Nue on the left, does he look risque to you? Nue is also really old, so a great fit for boomers.

>>20781589
>>20781569
But the Scottish also went commando under their kilts.

>>20780640
Wonderful heels.
Shoewear is extremely unappreciated and that greatly saddens me. I hate it when I see a god-tier cosplay with careful attention to detail and then the shoes are just some cheapo-store bought stuff that's not even accurate to the cosplay itself.

>>20781648
Does commando sound risque or lewd to you? Because it shouldn't.

Commando is a military term. It brings about a picture of strong soldiers, the best of the best, men who would die for their brothers, and you for them. Men no enemy would want to piss off.

Going commando... it's honourable. It's manly. It's brave.

>>20781692
The next thing you'll say is that gay sex is more manly than straight sex because there are two men instead of one

>>20781709
you're damn right

>>20781502
Patchy

Will this end up being a gay orgy?

>>20781919
I hope so

>>20781691
You're right, good shoes really complete the cosplay

>>20782054
Is this a male or female cosplayer?

>>20782066
It's a brohu thread

>>20776858
dumb bullshit
>>20775348
Trap fetishism has nothing to do with homosexuality and everything to do with the unattainability of females. Fix that and it goes away.

>>20782165
>Fix that
Don't think I can.

>>20782165
That barely makes sense, because I highly doubt anyone here has attained your "brohus" and your traps. You're just looking at pictures of them, same as you would with your regular female models and cosplayers. Only gayer.

>>20782175
just take a shower and get a haircut bro

>>20782208
They're less intimidating for virgins. They also may not be surrounded by a hive of beta orbiters waiting their turn.

>>20782208
Its actually straighter!

>>20782221
I shower at least twice a day and have short hair.

But do you wear panties or bloomers under those short frilly dresses and skirts?

What uderwear would /jp/sie would wear?

>>20782694
Lacy or satin dark blue panties.

>>20782702
pic?

>>20782706
I was just saying if I did, not that I have them.

>>20782712
i mean, a pic from the internet, it's nice to see what you would like.

for me it would be this https://dqaecz4y0qq82.cloudfront.net/products/cf10305_black.jpg?preset=hero

>>20779525
Sure thing anon! I'm happy that you're willing to talk with me, I'd certainly love a new friend!

I made this throwaway sakusakuanon@gmail just now for first contact and maybe we can move to somewhere more comfortable afterwards. Looking forward to your reply~!

>>20782778
/jp/ - your gay hookup central

>>20782778
Cute.
>>20782727
That really sticks to the skin!

>>20779891
The Marisa beard is brilliant.

>>20782809
:-] it does

>>20782694
A lacy black and gold lingerie set including thigh highs, garters and bustier! Or a white and pink panties and bra set with lots of ruffles and lace!

>>20782858
cute
but why the bra?

>>20782864
I like the feeling and gap of the look of the empty cups.and the bare flat chest.

>>20782727
http://www.shirohatoshop.com/en/shop/g/g86100139/

>>20782873
it would feel like im trans, and i don't like it
>>20782878
fluffy and spacy

>>20782893
every brohu is trans, they just don't realize it

>>20782893
Wouldn't be the opposite? They'd have disgusting fake boobs instead.

>>20779891
I love that guy

>>20782933
that patchi is the absolute best

>>20782893
Alternatively: https://global.rakuten.com/en/store/lovelydoll/item/alies2104/

>>20782914
that is way to much for me, too sexy!

>>20782694
Mine are black and white striped with a little bow on the front.

>>20783177
Cute!

is it just me, or is this thread a little gay?

>>20783256
Thanks dude !

>>20783263
Just think about how crazy lewd a /jp/con would be.

>>20783263
Just bros being bros.

>>20782054
>>20782084
>>20780640

Exceptional

Brings out my sadistic deep dark fantasies

>>20783263
boys will be boys

>>20783298
Imagine being in a hotel room full of smelly, horny NEETs.

>>20783370
I'm not smelly.

>>20783450
But are you horny?

>>20783466
>>20783450
I don't know.

>>20783450
Who's this cutie?

>>20783488
A Yuuka (male) who has an extra plant pistol between their legs if you know what I mean.

>>20783508
Yes, but do they have more photos?

>>20783518
Not sure, I thinks that the only male Yuuka crossdresser pic I have.

>>20782878
I have something very similar to this in black but with a bow on the front. Feels really nice to wear.

This is a male. How is this possible?

>>20783542
I see now, women's panties aren't meant for their vaginas but rather meant for men's penises.

>>20783542
I have to confess that if there was any piece of women's clothing I'd like to try on it'd be lingerie most likely. Probably because I could wear panties beneath my normal clothing an get a rush while being in public with them on.

>>20783675
We have this one guy in my apartment building that is wearing high heels.

>>20783736
Why does he do that?

Shuzo aka meidogai-cho is a brohu we all should aspire to be

https://youtube.com/watch?v=snRjNLmHAFk

>>20783989
>mask
弱い

>>20784016
It's an iconic feature

>>20784138
Of what? Hiding one's face and eyes when getting anally penetrated?

>>20784193
When performing on stage

>>20784222
He can perform and still get fucked in the butt at the same time, he's a brohu after all.

>>20784226
Yeah

>>20784259
>>20784226
The question is, could your average brohu /jp/sie do the same?

>>20784272
That's the issue here
Many /jp/sies can become a brohu, but can they be a popular/successful brohu?

>>20784293
Depends, what is it that makes them popular? Chris-chan could put on a 2hu outfit and fit those parameters.

>>20784293
I mean performing in public while being fucked.

did anyone post that 1tb touhou cosplay jaypee meetup gay sex stash yet

>>20784300
That count, I guess.

>>20784366
Well, you have to be qualified first to be on stage.
I bet a /jp/sie can't even pass as a stripper.

>>20784454
I definitely could. I am good at anything I put my mind to, trust me.
>>20784428
The MEGA upload one?

>>20784482
That's what every NEET would say

>>20784525
False. Many NEETs are just skinny lanklets who do not know how to shake their butts.

Even as a male, Sanae is a slut.

Why is Sakuya the most common brohu

>>20785293
メイド萌え？ Or maybe she's just the most popular 2hu, I've got a friend that doesn't know shit about touhou but he still knows about Sakuya.

If I'm S sized, would I be fine getting a XL women knitted sweater for 'that' look?

>>20785293
Frilly dress/skirt, stockings and/or thigh-highs, classic maid outfit, very slender.

>>20785293
Are you telling me that if you could become a 2hu, you'd choose to be one that wasn't Sakuya?

Maybe Alice, I guess. Who is, conicidentally, also very popular for this.

how does one become a brohu to begin with

>>20785642
More importantly what's the difference between a brohu and a traphu

>>20785641
Sakuya would definitely be one to cosplay as.
Alice too.
Although I don't think Alice is very popular for crossplay. Sakuya, Momiji, Aya, Nue, Remila/Flan and Reimu seem to be the most popular ones

>>20785677
Sakuya and Alice both seem really popular.

>>20785690
They're cute and sexy.

>>20785293
She is the most feminine ans cover the most popular female trope: a beautiful maid.
Alice is second because she is a cute blonde whi like dolls

>>20785677
God I wish that was me

>>20774838
ly cute

>>20777864
What if I'm a fag in theory but not in practice?

>>20779891
I'm not surprised that there are older Japanese Touhou fans, but I've yet to encounter any western boomerhus yet, online and IRL.

all touhous that can't be impregnated are shit with the only exception of Rinnosuke and Fortune Teller.

We need a more tight-knit community of brohus, traphus and boomerhus.

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>>20787510
There is a picture of Ichirin cosplay where she brought her dad to cosplay as Unzan. Does that count?

>>20787529
That sounds cute.

>>20787525
die tranny

>>20787567
There's no tranny involved.

>>20787525

Disgusting

>>20787576
Says a /jp/sie

>>20787525
死ね

>>20787525
I didn't know strikethrough was even possible on 4chan.

>>20787525
I'm glad it's expired

>>20787525
Please make another invite

>>20785677
>Although I don't think Alice is very popular for crossplay.
She isn't? My only frame of reference for this is /jp/, which I guess would explain why I thought otherwise.

>Gay thread
>210 replies
Based /jp/

>>20787773
It's called Unicode strikethrough.

>>20787989
https://discord.gg/aUwcRS

>>20788096
https://discord.gg/29R6uy

/jp/sies let's make a brohu general.

>>20783600
I wonder what the most common type of panties /jp/ would wear would be? Regular panties? Thongs? Side-tie? G-strings?

>>20788020
It's only gay if you want it to be. I'd dress as a 2hu at a convention but I'd skip the afterparty.

>>20788010
From the countless videos and twitters I've seen I really don't think she is

the gay stuff is just a joke, right?

>>20780640

Can I get a source?

>>20788808
Wait it was a joke?

>>20788808
no. it's fucking hot.

>>20793087
Fucking is hot

It was a nice thread, see you in an other one.

>>20793717
Bump limit is in 90 posts though

>>20797572
but the thread is dead