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Grrr... fine. Time for some FIRETITS

Reported.

>In exchange, ZA WARUDO

Horntits

forgot my firetits

>>2078036
It seemed that her dear Anon didn't get it. He could be a bit slow sometimes. She stuck a finger in the ground and blew the top layer of soil away, just strong enough to move dirt but not so strong as to damage the roots of her newest sunflower, or what they held. As soon as the dust cleared, her husband's jaw dropped. She doubted he could have known just how much a little gardening could improve someone's mood, as he hadn't been interested in her hobby until now. Maybe he was even a little jealous of her botanical pride and joy!

Marisa was just as happy as when she had left her. And who wouldn't be? Animals and plants just worked together so well once you knew how everything fit. Even now, the thick roots wrapped around the witch were giving her everything she could ask for and taking everything she produced. Air, food, water, the perfection of the whole meant nothing would ever be wasted. That alone was enough to provide the simple joy of a fulfilled existence. There was even enough to spare to give the animal half the highest form of happiness they could feel. She really hated to interrupt, but she pulled the root from Marisa's mouth, holding it back even as it tried to reconnect. The smells were so intense this close, it made it hard to concentrate, especially with her beloved at hand. The entire land seemed to be warming up.

"I'm- Ah! -sorry! I take it all- Ah! -back!"

Anon finally got around to talking after a minute or so of watching. "Oh god, that's hot."

That did it. She couldn't wait any longer. Lunging at Anon, they both collapsed into the roots, melding into one as only a husband and wife could. Best of all, it would never end, not for Anon, or any of her other husbands that time threatened to take. They were all too good for death, so she kept them. All of them, everyone who needed to be happy, for as long as her flowers sang.

Forever and ever and ever.

>>2078216
Awesome. I don't quite understand, but that is quite hot.

I don't have any flower tits though, sorry. I hope this suffices.

>>2078216

Subtle pleasant tears were shed.
Good End.

>>2078234

As a /d/eviant, I fully understand. Yandere Yuka used sunflowers to keep her old loves with her forever, and to keep her rivals in check. It helps when you realize that roots are another form of tentacle.

And she's got a giant field of them. Fuck.

>>2078279
Hot.

I would never beat any Touhou...

Well, except for that fucking cat.

Yuka is love.

>>2078373
But she's only been in like one game.

Love is Yuka.

One game as like... what... did she even do anything in that game?

>>2078394

You see, after their last encounter Reimu tends to feel... bothered, around Yuka. Yes, bothered. They tend not to come near each other.
No Reimu, no game.

>>2078394

After all, Reimu might be a bit of a blunt bully, but she's not dumb. Actually as a miko she's probably better than most people at reading the signs.
See sunflowers growing according to non-euclidian geometry? Get the fuck away while you still can.

Of course, some people can afford to ignore the signs.

>>2078394