/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to care for a broken and scarred MG!

Maids are olev

I want a tentacle older sister.

>>20771536
What sound does that poofy tail make? Is it a fwish or a swish?

>>20771536
trash panda

>>20771560
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1092526338458566656

>>20771567
whoops didnt mean to reply

Using fluffy tails as pillows!

>We're like, totally elves man~
>Yeah, don't you see the dresses and bows?
>Come and rape us already~

>>20771560
More of a deeper fwoom

>>20771514
>wightfag with a huge weakness for the other girls too
That also describes me, and about half of the species in your top10 are same as in mine.

>>20771608
Got some nice taste there then. Which girls specifically are in yours?

Taking care of an exiled forest elf and teaching her the ways of modern life with modern techonological amenities!

>>20771567
Now that's a good snek

>>20771560
Thud

>>20771560
Swoosh~

>>20771642
>Exiled Wood Elf fully embraces human culture
>Much better than bathing once a week in the communal river
>Much better than having to share your home with Dryads and Alarunes
>Much better than having to deal with Luddite neighbors who see anything more modern than a bow heretical
>Much better than getting drafted into the army because some noble Elf called your Elf noble a cunt
>Much better than bending over for forest spirits and letting them overgrow your home and kick you out
>Much better than having to put magical leaves over your wounds and hope the forest spirits don't get a chuckle of letting you die of an infection anyway

>>20771593
I don't remember elves having tails.

I've never had any interest in mushroom girls but I do find the Myconid's whole personality incredibly cute

>>20771638
>Which girls specifically are in yours?
Wight, Salamander, Demon, Kiki and Lich. I wonder if it's just because some girls are more popular and thus more statistically likely, or if other wightfags have similar tastes too.

>>20771775
If you don't mind absurdity, this was a thing.

>>20771593
>man
>totally
>blonde hair, green clothes
Damn it, Shaggy. Stop cloning and shapeshifting.

>>20771784
From personal experience talking to a few people, Wightfags usually seem to love Demon and Lich too but you're probably right on the popularity thing overall.

>>20771703
>>20771642
>elf goes into civilization
>you meet with her
>bring her into an italo-disco
>after some time she wants you to meet her family so she brings you to them
>she has now a tan, shades, gold accessories, modern clothes and a very wild hairstyle
>she's always blasting eurobeat from an old-ass cassette player
>she's not allowed to enter near the forest again.

>>20771808
Shaggy could use just 0.8% of his power to will monster girls into existence. Then another 0.3% to perfectly adapt society.

>>20771808
>shaggy alp and scooby kobold's whacky adventures

>>20771556
how about a younger tentacle?
https://i.imgur.com/7Oh00dz.jpg

>>20771829
Shaggy is to much of a chad to alp. I could see Freddy and his obsession with traps alping though.

>>20771870
I-I don't like this anon

>>20771821
>blasting eurobeat from an old-ass cassette player
I'm going to marry that Elf.

>>20771870
Hmm, more into the MGE tentacles myself.

>>20771698
The tilde is the most important part.

What is your favorite non-MGE monster girl?

>>20771897
you sure? she a real qt.
https://i.imgur.com/EkZ4XLK.jpg

>>20771930
Miia. Such a wonderful girl stuck in such unfortunate circumstances.

>>20771933
If she wasn't flesh-coloured it would be okay. But she's is. So it's not.

>>20771930
Fenrir.

>>20771944
but anon you're flesh colored

>>20771971
Skin =/= flesh. She's cute but she looks like a cancerous growth.

When is KC going to give us what we really want: A Medjed girl.

>>20771971
Dispite what Crayola may tell you, flesh is a set color. Skin tones are variable depending upon melanin.

>>20772011
Ancient Egyptian memes are too obscure.

>>20771978
do you also dislike sandworm?

>>20772055
Somewhat but I'm not going to go out and shit on people about it. Just not my sort of thing.

Big nerds

OK I just read the new girl KC made and fuck, I really hope the order the tanukis are able to find me a mg wife fast. Otherwise I'm thinking of joining the order.

>>20772125
Winterstown grade school!
>Haku teacher asks the class what their favorite color is
>Yeti: “Orange!”
>Yuki: “Sky blue!”
>Wendi-chan: “Meat, awawa...”
>Haku teacher sighs, but with a smile

>>20772159
Fuck off retard.

>>20772160
>They’re learning to write friendly letters
>Yeti has flowery handwriting and is overly descriptive.
>Yuki has straight handwriting and is very direct
>Wendi has messy handwriting and is very excited, but occasionally leaves doodles in the margins

Where’s a Phoenix monster girl

>>20771930

Ran is my wife.

>>20772201
>Decide to spend the rest of the day resting after you move into your new home in the wilderness
>Small town a good walking distance away so you're not completely alone
>After hearing a rapid series of knocks you open the door to find a barely readable note from a Wendigo child welcoming you to the area and hoping that you enjoy your stay
>Even drew a picture of her family and some of the things she likes to do for fun

>>20771930
The EMG troll.

>>20771930
Midna if she counts

The tall one

>>20771930
Does Ilsa count?

>>20771930
Tossup between Cerea and Mero, but I think Cerea edges out ahead just a tiny bit.

>>20772286
>cuckhorse and worst snake

>>20771930
Machi and Satou from Demi-Chan along with Lala from EMG are a threeway tie for me to be honest.

>>20772293
Mero's not a snake though. She's a fish.

>>20772258
Viscious skinwalker destroys grown man’s heart.

>>20772308
Fish are basically water snakes if you think about it hard enough

>>20772253
Hello, man of taste.

>>20771930
I like MH monster girls.

>>20772315
Don't say that, anon. You'll make her cry and run off to get Wendidad to fix you.

>>20772317
No. Not really. I’d believe Unagi Joros are related to lamia, but not mermaids.

>feel like ordering delivery so you look through the paper and find a place called Mino Meats advertising 'hot and ready delivery'
>order up the Meat Lover's special
>when they arrive, you're greeted at the door by a strongfat mino who stands head and shoulders above you
>"You order the Meat Lover's special?"
>"Yeah. Wait, where's the pizza?"
>"Pizza? Ha! Boss was right. Human boys are funny."
>she picks you up and slings you over her shoulder
>"So, where's your bedroom. Those suppliments I took earlier have me hot and ready."
>you never got a pizza that night, but at least your new girlfriend is a surprisingly good cook

>>20772320
>Guildmarm is actually a Succubus trying to get hunters hitched to girls they might like

>>20772317
I think eels are better deserving of that title

>>20772329
>>20772332
Water snakes, case closed.

>>20772258
>Welcm too Wintsnertonw by Wendy age 7
>Helo mister welcm too Wintsnertonw my nam ics Wendy i am seven heer ic/s a pikchur of me an my frends
>Wintsnertonw iss my favo— favr— the best plase we ar awl very nice like my papa
>I hope yu like it heer if yu haff any meet plees remenber too sharr
>the end frum Wendy yur nuw frend

mommycores are best manticores

>>20772322
>Wendidad goes over to anon’s house to sort the situation out
>A huge behemoth knocks on his door
>When anon opens the door, the behemoth takes the coat off, revealing a standard guy now holding the coat in his hands
>”Sorry, it’s a bit brisk outside. May I come in?”
>”I understand my daughter left you a note and was offended by what you said. I assure you she meant no harm by the action. She’s just young and anxious about new people. If you could just avoid using the s word, that would be great. Apparently, it’s a touchy subject with their species.”
>Anon and the father share a few beers and talk about hunting and the best restaurants and attractions in town.
>Father reaches into his coat and pulls a 6pack out of the pocket as a welcome gift.

>>20772172
Have fun being made into a unthinking mushroom man.

>>20772351
>the end frum Wendy yur nuw frend
Kunoichi maid must be cutting onions again. Yep. That’s it.

>>20772330
Silly anon. If he wanted a pizza, he should have called Pizzabus pizza! Meaty Minos specializes in steaks and Busty Minotaurs.

>>20772363
Based Papa Wendi.

>>20772370
Based retard

>>20772351
Too dang cute. Make sure to send her a letter back

>>20772351
I'm going to fucking hug this Wendigo and teach her how to read and write.

>>20772315
>Enjoying your new life in the woods, sitting by the fire on a cold snowy day
>Comfy, quiet and not to lonely
>Hear knock on door
>Answer it to see it's lil' Wendi
>She wanted to see if you wanted to come outside to play
>You wonder why she would say something like, especially on such a cold windy dark night
>Invite her inside and make her some hot chocolate and put whipped cream and cinnamon the superior toppings to marshmallows
>And you make sure to put it all inside that "World's Best Neighbor" cup Wendi got you for Christmas
>She drinks it up till you hear another knock at the door
>It must be her father
>You open it only to see it's lil' Wendi
>She asks you if you wanna come over for dinner tonight, mom is roasting a whole elk
>Turn around only to see your window is open and the other Wendi is gone and with her hot chocolate too
>Damn you really liked that cup

>>20771930
I got to go with Seras from Hellsing, she kicks ass and is ridiculously cute all at once

>>20772405
Wait what?

>>20772429
Wendi mom or one of her sisters pretending to be lil Wendi, dummy.

>>20772237
create your own monster girl encyclopedia and fill with monsters that haven't gotten done by kc before! i'll help:
add in the hydra, jester, hippocamp, ciguapa, headless mule, wolf tengu, onryo, shen long, yamata no orochi, inmyeonjo, three-legged crow, fenrir, berserker, inkanyamba, shantak, deep one, mi-go

good luck, man

>>20772429
Wendigo hunt in packs awawawa!
I think there are three Wendi daughters, according to LN/Winterstown lore.

>>20772442
>I think there are three Wendi daughters, according to LN/Winterstown lore.
KDF lore too, though two are twins.

>>20772405
Clever girls...
>Papa at home the next day sorting through his fifteen ‘World’s Best Dad’ mugs
>”Err... honey? Why do we have a ‘world’s best neighbor’ mug in here?”
>panicked scurrying as daughters leave the house before they get caught

>>20772442
I'm after LN's CC Wendi though.
That girl was made for breeding.

>>20772463
The biggest Wendigo sister!

>>20772269
God tier taste

i love the smell of cat minge in the morning

>succubus school
>succubus teacher is a lonely OL christmas cake that's is teaching "How to seduce 101"

>>20772463
Big Wendigos are superior to the loli version.

>>20772507
How hairy we talking about? Cause I ain't trecking through some Amazon jungle

>>20771930
Doppel

>>20772330
H-holy shit...
>>20772539
This.

>>20772549
it's like a well-kept front lawn down there, don't worry

>>20772370
Confirmed for being an idiot

>>20772330
>Hot and ready
I laughed harder than I should've, fuck you

I want to play an JRPG where the main character is a moth girl looking for a soul mate... in the dark.

>>20772537
>That moment when she's trying to describe the location of the penis and has to break out the anatomy book
>The students suddenly become painfully aware of their teachers lack of a sex life
>They band together and begin to try to set her up with a man

>>20772701
So you are one of those guy who would have been turned into alp if they ever wen't to the demon work

Do Myconids basically do this when idle?

>>20772715
Thats actually exactly right according to my imagination, yeah. Just like that.

>>20772537
Is this the 'those who can't do, teach' joke? There has to be one anon who finds her attractive.

>>20772738
Unless she is a muscle bound gym teacher I'm out.

https://pastebin.com/59VTP6SW
I hope no one will be too mad about this. I'll only post these after a thread expires.

>Trying to sneak out so you can go to a party
>Just as you put your shoes on and open the front door the lights behind you turn on
>Look back to see your mom is standing in the kitchen
>"And where do you think you're going, young man?"
What do you do, Anon?

>>20772715
Confirmed.

>>20772756
These are fine, m8.

>>20772760
Might as well be honest, lying to a Lich momster would be worse than anything.

>>20772760
Ask her why she's drinking coffee at 11pm.

you enter a shed and find a hardcopy edition of Advanced Rape Techniques Vol. 1 next to a stained mattress on the floor and with portraits surrounding it with pictures of you through out the years (mostly you as a little shota for some reason), and you get a strong feeling someone's about to kidnap and rape you. the first thing you do is figure out who would do that to you.
It could be:
-That one alice you befriended a while ago who for some reason keeps asking you to go to the forest with her (you hope it's nothing wonderland related)
-The goblin that comes by to say hello to you every morning before you leave for work, the one you assume made all the goblin footprints that was left next to all your windows you discovered recently
-that one kejorou co-worker that makes borderline creepy conversations with you everytime you're alone away from the other co-workers
-your old hakutaku teacher who "coincidentally" meets you by accident every time you go to a friendly outing with the bros
-That one creepy kitsune that is always seen behind you in all the videos you record on your phone

>>20772783
It's the Hakutaku, no one else would buy a book to know how to rape better besides the always knowledge hungry yak

>>20772796
you also have to consider that goblins are dirty rape monsters like the ones you see in goblino slayer. would a hakutaku be smart enough to own a stained mattress?

>>20772796
>Tfw a monster girl will never break into your home and rape you

>>20772796
I want hakutaku sensei to kidnap me and keep me chained naked to her couch!

>>20772826
wait until kenkou cross adds in a popobawa monster girl. that's what they literally do, break into your home and rape what's breathing in your bedroom. sounds fun doesn't it

>>20772796
>it's time to learn, anon~

>>20772777
When lichee pull all-nighters, they literally mean staying up for days straight.

>>20772783
This reminds me of how badly I want a pair of Alice and Living doll oppai lolis.

How would a yandere Alice work anyway? Would she be fixated mutual virginity loss because she always forgets she raped you the night before or something?

>>20772814
>”I’m gonna hug the crap out of you!”

>>20772814
And yet their leaders are very good girls, for some reason.

>>20772826
It'd be fun to analyze what kind of monster broke into your neighbors house by the damages.
Scorched claw marks that pried the door open? Hellhound.
Redcap'd probably do a Shining parody.
Giant ass hole in the wall? Wurm.

remember anons. if you're sad because your waifu raped you, the law specifically states that rape is legal so that means you can rape your waifu as you please and mind break her while she's in tears

>>20772880
You keep making all these weird statements that use English words but have no logical meaning.

>>20772869
>Suddenly have a wife of multiple years and a collection of concubines on your beck and call
That’s just your Nuharion wife. Isn’t today your anniversary? You’re doing something nice for her right? You didn’t forget about today did you? Even if you did, I’m sure she still loves you.

>>20772869
>there's carrot tops and sparkle dust across my backyard
oh damn, i got unicorns

>>20772880
>Hellhound raped me and then skedaddled
>Just kissed you on the lips and said she'll see you some around, especially in her bed room
>Laughed and ran away
>Your gonna get your revenge
>You go through the Hellhound ghetto looking for her
>Remember she has a cut lip because you punched her smug face before she pinned you down
>Ask around for a Hellhound with cut lip but get nowhere
>Seems she has some clout in this ghetto since no one is ratting her out
>Luckily they leave you alone cause you smell like one of them
>Eventually a younger Heckpup tells you she's at the park
>You pat her head and head for it
>You see Hellhounds sitting around the swings and hanging off the monkey bars literally smoking
>You notice the Hellhound who raped you
>That stupid smug face that would make a Cheshire tell her to calm down
>You tackle her sand shove her face into the sand
>Tries to fight you off but you are a man driven by revenge
>Pull down her pants and then yours
>Yank her tail and shove it in
>Rape her in front of her Hellhound friends
>They laugh and holler at her, not even getting up to help their friend
>Finish inside her and get up
>She looks up to you with tears in her eyes, her eye flames completely snuffed out
>Feel bad for her
>Help her up and soon the police are there
>Hellhound rat you out and the police arrest you
>But isn't rape legal?
>Only for Monster Girls
>Luckily your new Hellhound waifu won't press charges as long as you marry her

>>20772953
my personal beliefs give me mixed feelings about this

Little girls > Big girls

>>20773027
>not having a wife who can do both

>>20772953
>tell her you're sorry that you assaulted her
>it's just that i didn't like what you did earlier
>i hope this won't affect you the rest of your life
>hellhound feels better again
>oh anon, i wish i can say the same to you but...
>hellhound pushes you onto the ground and grabs a hold of you
>looks like you and i are getting hitched!
>hope you looking forward to lots of sweet love-makin!
JUST

>>20773027
Sometimes medium girls are alright.

does your kraken love pancakes or waffles?

>>20773034
I see you also haven seen the light!

It’s just him again. Never mind.

>>20773050
?

When will we finally get a monster girl Mobage?

>>20773072
Ew.

>>20773070
That hellhound faggot who wants to get beat by his wife who treats him like middle easterners treat their women.

Be sure to make passionate, gentle love to your centaur waifu's _rear pussy.
And be sure to regularly fist your centaur waifu's front pussy.

>>20773093
I don’t know. Doing that to the front would feel like punching the poor whorse.

>>20773088
Oh that faggot

>>20772760
If a lich was my mom I'd already have bigger existential issues to worry about.

>>20772756
You're good, thanks for the story

>>20773104
I'm fairly certain she would enjoy it.

>>20772869
>Movie night with the Redcap wife
>You get to choose, decide to put on some slasher flick
>She starts giggling and blushing
>"Oh, honey I didn't know you liked romances~"
>"....what?"

>>20771930
Squigly.

What I wouldn't do for a shortstack Nacha wife.
>come home from work and look around for you Nacho
>she drops down from the ceiling onto you for an impromptu piggyback ride
>"So, the pitiful wageslave has returned. I'm amazed they pay someone to be an incompetent dolt all day long."
>she's pressing her large breasts against your back, easing the tension of the day
>her words, while scathing, are weirdly relaxing when spoken directly in your ear by her smooth voice
>"Why do you even bother coming back here after toiling away as a little worm? Could it be you were hoping to do something vile to me to vent your pathetic frustrations? No doubt you plan to pretend I'm underage so you can really get off on abusing my body, you disgusting lolicon filth."
>she's stroking your dick through your pants with her feet, also causing her plump thigh to rub your sides
>hearing this from any other person would make you mad, but somehow it just makes you hard to hear it from her
>"Kyaa! Looks like I was right. Your gross pig dick is getting bigger. What are you gonna do with it, loser?"
>you both spend the night mating like wild animals

>>20771930
loli vampire...you know the one...

>>20773196
There are a LOT of loli vampires fella

>>20773201
What a wonderful world.

>>20773196
>Liking loli vamps
>Not liking older thicc vamps
Pleb

>Sleeping in your waifu's mouth
>Cuddling up with her tongue

>>20773213
Do NOT use the sandworms to shitpost.

>>20773208
Tallflat vampires reign supreme

>>20771930
generic succubus or fox girl

>>20773220

sandworms are primo shitpost material

>>20773277
Fuck off nigger.

>>20773208
I like them big, I like them thick, and I like them regal.
Although BEEG Nosferatu family vampires with cute bat ears and big libraries are cute as well.

>>20773196
remidre or flania?

>>20773220
>Marry Sandworm
>Have to live inside her cause you don't have to pay rent and it's surprisingly cool in there in the desert
>You manage to convince her to not just keep you prisoner for your whole life
>With her you run successful excavation company
>Re-routing rivers and connection irrigation systems in the desert
>Even manage to figure out she has power to shrink down to Lamia size
>But she's still pink as Majin Buu, so anyone can easily tell she's a Sandworm
>Holiday season so you visit your parents
>Would invite Sandworm wife parents but they're busy having sex
>So you and your wife go to holiday dinner, but the only problem is that your family is traditionalists and the only Monster Girl related to your family is your aunt who turned into a Vampire
>Your younger cousins start verbally shitposting and hinting about you being a vore-fag
>Wife seems to ignore comments while you go off on the little shits and threaten to beat their ass
>Just after dinner you both leave
>Ask wife why she just ignored them
>She then walks up to your cousin's car and uses that Sandworm strength to yeet it over the horizon
>She looks back to you and smiles
>"I didn't~"

>>20773269
Tallflat vampo with freckles and a deep-seated inferiority complex toward her older, well-endowed sister. Needs constant reassurance that her breasts are good enough. But here's the kicker: she's really, really sensitive around her nipples and absolutely loves cumming from forcefully groping them.

>>20773208
>not liking loli vamps with thick thighs and butts

That sure is a lot of caffeine.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing is more terrifying than having the vampire duchess's servants escorting you to her room, manse silent as the grave, until you finally have the doors opened and see her waiting in a pillow filled bed, clad in pajamas and a night cap while a stuffed bat rests in the crook of her arm.

>>20773304
neither it's actually yupiel-sama, i guess i should have added smug to the list.

>>20773336
Absolutely based.

>>20773384
That still wouldn't eliminate remi from consideration.

>>20773358
She's a long girl, she can handle it. Not too sure about the little sandwan though, it would get her tail going at a million miles per hour!

>>20771930
Crabman's Jiangshi. The long hair-braid, the leggings cutting into her thick thighs, the accent.

I want to marry from beyond the grave.

>>20771930
Asterio

>>20773307
What a nice sto
>yeet
Never post here again nigger

>>20773383
I bet she hugs the bat plushie and stuffs her face into it whenever she gets pouty about you having to leave.

>>20773392
Sure but he mentioned favorites so I immediately wrote her out since "favorite" also means good.

>>20773358
>Lamia using the Splatoon controller pair
It just feels right.

>>20773404
Of course.
Sir Fangs has spent many an occasion with his mistresses face against him.

The most loyal servant in the mansion he is.

>>20773402
Man what is wrong with you today

>>20773402
Calm down senpai.

Ask the Wise Owl of the Woods anything!

>>20773423
>”Are you comfy?”

>>20773417
>>20773422
he is right tough....Lets keep things clean my dudes.
Making this place filthy helps no one.

>>20773417
>>20773422
Go be idiots somewhere else.

>>20773423
Do Ogres make good work out partners?

>>20773423
Eagles are better than owls.

>>20772756
>sir fangs
That's too cute. Did she formally knight him with a letter opener and an audience of other plushies? Did they celebrate his new rank with a fancy tea party?

Did anyone walk in while this was all happening?

>>20773440
Gotta have a big girl as a gym partner.

>>20773440
I wanna fight that Ogre bare knuckled

>>20773423
Black currants or Gold currants?

>>20771930
My mouse wife!

>>20771930
Can't pick only one, but Celty among others

>>20773446
Not a question.

what's the mr. game and watch of monster girls

>>20771930
My favorite coyote. Finally getting my first commission this week.

>>20771930
This very big awoo from a manga that was cancelled and never translated.

>>20773460
>Mouses aren't in MGE
What?

>>20773384
Good taste anon

>>20773460
Look at all that Maus Tiddy.

>>20773476
She's a big cutie, make sure you share the commission when it's done!

>>20773447
Yes to all of them.
He even got a fancy little hat to celebrate his ascension in rank
her sister still teases her about it

>>20773428
>>20773440
>>20773446
>>20773458
>Who?

>>20773470
I'm not about to do what a dumb owl asks me I WANT TO BE FREE!!!!!!
And you know which girl is the most knowledgeable about freedom and freeing other. Even if against their will.

>>20773476
You’re going to get a real desert witch for calling her like that

>>20773490
She’s got some big ones!

>>20773484
Just because she’s a mouse and there are mice in mge doesn’t mean she’s a mge mouse anon.

>>20773436
Says the idiot being autistic because he said yeet

>>20773491
I absolutely will. I even made a twitter account so I can shout out the artist when the time comes. Tomorrow night I'm going to start shopping around to see who's available for a full-body colour piece. I want to get something I can use as a reference for future art.

On the 16th it'll have been one year since latenight first drew my post and I fell for her. It's time to propose.

>>20773423
What happens if a owl mage with vision problems drops her glasses?

>>20773524
The best part of travelling with Tundranubis is that you get to huddle together with her, purely to keep warm in the cold of course.

>>20773524
That's really awesome to hear anon, I hope you find a good artist for it! I'm excited to see what sort of outfits you commission her in, I'm a big fan of Anubis' myself and I've got a connection/fascination to Inuit/Arctic culture too, so I'm really interested and intrigued, but it will come out amazing for certain!

>>20773476
>Finally getting my first commission this week.
Good stuff anon. Looking forward to seeing it.

>>20773484
It's like KDF's "kobolds" not actually being kobolds.

Gonna get stronk for my big wife. Gonna treat her like the princess she is.

>>20773471
I’m not sure I understand the question. If you mean the RNG aspect, then Echidna

>>20773490

>Mating press? What is that?

>>20773549
cute titty fox

>>20773526
You know how blind people have enhanced hearing and touch? Imagine how enhanced a girl who can already hear a mouse under two feet of snow 4 yards away is.

>>20773545
anon wants to know which monster girl is lightweight, has funky hitboxes on their attacks, and an RNG based attack that has the potential to make who ever it hits instantly lose

>>20773471
I'm not sure. Maybe somebody that uses bacon and pancakes as their primary weapon

>>20773549
Tis naught but a meme

>>20773556
I want a wizened, very Old Owl Mage who is always in deep meditation, but is impossible to sneak up on.

Whenever you try you're greeted with 'Ah, hello young one, do you wish to hear another tale?'

>>20773558
>funky hitboxes, RNG and glitchy nonsense
That describes cheshires pretty we
>Lightweight
Nevermind.

>>20773538
We're Anishinaabe/Algonquin, not Inuit but thank you. I've got a whole bunch of different outfits and some tattoos planned but I want my first to be of her just wearing jeans and my most important possession, my leather jacket.

You're the toughest boy in the whole school, Anon, which is saying much since the whole school is mostly Oomukades, Elves, Unicorns, Pixies and other weak monsters, but one day a Hinzeumi transfers to your school. She's going to challenge the strongest person in the school, which everyone rats out to be you, she gives you one week to prepare for the fight. What do you do?

>>20773558
Sounds to me like a Spy main

It is now the chinese year of the pig. Please do your part to post many cute buhi.

>>20773563
>ask her to tell the tale about how the owl found a husband and milked him slowly right here and now

>>20773559
I bet that would be a troll, given their farmhouse theme.

>tfw no country diner with Troll waitresses

>>20773577
I'd rather post an overpowered chocolate buhoho.

>>20773572
Well considering I'm a wizard, I blast her with Rays of Frost until she's collapsed on the ground in a puddle of water.

>>20773572
I get a box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers, a sign thats says "You're a pretty HOT mouse!" and a pack of condoms. I will use the ancient and powerful heart-throb stance. This might as well be a gory fps because she's fuckin' DOOMED.

>>20773571
Ah, my apologies! Could've sworn I saw you mention Inuit before, but I guess I was mistaken. Still, good luck with the search, she seems like a lovely girl!

>>20773578
The tale of a low level adventurer going too far into the Green Forest zone without realizing he crossed over into the Deep Forest zone, at night time no less.

So youthful, so naive and innocent she reminisces.

>>20773572
get an ogre to teach me to fight. ogres really like fights so they must be good at it!

>>20773585
i'd rather be overpowered by a chocolate buhoho

if a witch calls me daddy instead of onii-chan, is it heresy to the sabbath?

>>20773572
Learn to breathe better to improve my fighting while I go shopping for wedding rings.

>>20773563
Does she use a cane to listen using vibrations, or does she not need one?

>>20773572
>Splash

>>20773599
it's optional

>>20773591
Don't sweat it. I just mentioned Inuit when someone was asking about names for Wendigo a while back. I think it was quicksilver that named the Wendigo daughters Yura, Yuka and Miki, and the mother was Aput. Very cute.

I've researched Inuit culture a little because my tribe has some historical roots with them further north and we share some things in common, but I don't really know that much.

>>20773572
Do ochimusha respond to classified ads?

>>20773597
Would a balanced strawberry buhoho suffice?

>>20773307
I would unironically let a sandworm swallow me into her stomach

>>20773622
P'Orcs are stronger than Humans!

>>20773599
Not at all anon, in fact I'm sure there are some branches who would encourage it.

>>20773628
Strength ain't all, Anon, cardio is also important

>>20773622
wanna lick her armpit

I want a radical faction mg waifu to pamper me the way only a loving mg could

>>20773647
>Radical faction
Radical faction of what? If you mean pampering you then I don't get it cause plenty of mgs will pamper you

>>20773572
Can one really call oomukades weak? They're pretty powerful-looking to me.

>>20773646
I almost do too. The artist did a really great job making her look perfectly smooth and clean despite the muscle. Almost like a strawberry soft serve that hasn't been licked yet.

I also really like that even though she's muscular and well-built, there's still a little bit of soft bulge around her clothes and the bindings on her legs. She didn't trade away any feminine softness for those abs.

>>20773677
They're weak to forehead flicks.

>>20773689
Or sudden kisses.

>>20773689
What about Oomukade Warriors? They're pretty scary.

>>20773699
Only french kisses though, really got to get that saliva mixed with her venom.

>>20773678
>I almost do too
>almost
coward, id lick em and her abs and her feet

>>20773689
>I thought that said "forehead licks"

>>20773707
Until you suddenly grab their breasts.

>>20772011
Still waiting for an egyptian baboon/bird hybrid girl.

>>20773677
They could brawl and win easily, but they’d rather flee 9 times out of 10

>>20773677
>Oomukade has had enough of Anon
>He's never noticed any of her attempts to ask him out
>Like that time she stammered in front of him for five minutes straight in the lunch room
>Or the time she left that anonymous note in his locker asking to meet him on the school the roof, but she never showed up, just watched from afar
>Or the time she made Anon those chocolates but forgot the sugar, luckily she also forgot to sign her name too, but Anon should've known it was from her and apologized for not liking them, even if they did suck
>Or the time she was in a group project with Anon and they were working the same computer and Anon even brushed up against her bug half with his calf
>Or the time Anon had the gall to help find her glasses after they fell off her face
>But she's had enough of waiting, she's going to act now
>She waits for Anon in the boys locker room after he's done in the school weight room
>Luckily Anon is alone so she acts quick wrapping her bug half around him and threatening to inject him with venom unless he goes out with her
>Hfw he actually says yes
>Hfw she's too embarrassed to go on any further and just called Anon a bully for playing with her heart and storms out of the locker room

Maids in maternity clothes!

>>20773711
I'm spoken for, anon. I only lick my waifu's abs.

>>20773644
I want to join an Anubis in her workout that involves doing the 'Sand Dance'.

>be adopted by Pharaoh as a kid
>it's time to select a bride for you
>"Anon, you are only allowed to marry those of royal blood."
>"But you're the only royalty for hundreds of miles."
>"Oh my, so I am. What a coincidence. Now, what lingerie would you like me to wear on our wedding night?"

>>20771538
>little dragonette breaks her pottery thingie in art class
>mends it with gold
Seems legit.

>>20773773
Isn't it bad luck to see the bride's knickers before the wedding?

>>20773777
If it is, then expect a drunken Apophis to crash the wedding!

>>20773753
>finally manage to knock up your kiki maid, and with triplets no less
>tell her it's probably a good idea to go shop for maternity clothes for when she starts showing
>"Don't worry, Master. This uniform is made with maternity in mind."
>that's the same uniform she's worn since you first hired her...

>>20773784
>I OBJECT!
>Object how?
>Objects don't how, they're howed! Subjects how! Now gimme subjects! All of 'em!
Go home Apo, you're drunk.

>>20773772
>Anubis doing 80s cardio to “Walk Like an Egyptian”
I’d love to see that

>>20773784
>"Thish is fukken bullshit! How come I can't have a cute human boya!"
>pharaoh snaps her fingers and her anubis tosses a slave boy outside
>apoph rushes after him, and the guards lock the door behind her
>"Ahem. Now, back to the ceremony, my love."

Was anyone here lucky enough to get a visit from the superb owl over the weekend? I must not have been nice because she skipped my house.

>>20771870
I SAID OLDER SISTER

>>20773857
I was inna woods all weekend, what are you talking about?

>>20773867
You know, the story about how if you're a good boy you get a visit from the superb owl, the Owl Mage with the most magic of all.

>>20773886
No I don't know that story.

>>20773889
You haven't seen the Superb Owl?

>>20773907
No.

I want to creampie a little Alice's throat!

Do MGs adapt quickly enough if their intrinsic nature poses a risk of severe injury or trauma to an anon they have just met and like?

>Ogre girl applying only the most gentle cuddling to osteoporosis anon

>Calm and composed dere-dere manticore due to anons weak heart

>Heckhound initially covering ears/fur/tail with clothes when greeting anon scarred by a vicious dog attack during childhood

>>20773925
Nah just fix 'em with magic!

I want to marry a tall and stronk blue oni woman!

I also want 2-3 more cases of ammo!
I also really hate this state's laws!

>>20773925
Why not.

>>20773798
I'd like to see a scenario where an Apoph has the Pharaoh cornered just for the Pharaoh to ruthlessly toss a slave boy in her direction

>>20773928
Who are you planning to shoot, Elliot?

>>20773932
>"Pocket slave! Hyaah!"

>>20773928
No,no. You don't actually need that much. No one does. Trust us, we know what's best for you, you don't

>>20773925
A true Anubis would order someone to brush their tail! Not meekly beg for it!

>>20773934
No one, I just want to enjoy my firearms!

>>20773942
I need to buy 4-5 more cases of ammo!
Everyone does!

I like Apophis', but not corruption. Post cute Apophis pics pls.

>>20773960
That's a Pharaoh's 2nd form for when she fuses with her snake!

I desparately want to be swallowed alive by a hellhound

>>20773960
She looks like a Stand user

>>20773969
This is the power of her Stand, Persian Market!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ede2QMi5JM

>>20773941
>Critical Hit!

>>20773967
Ahem, fuck off

>>20773960
>apoph getting warmed by her loving hus- slave. Getting warmed by her lowly slave...

>>20773925
As someone who used to be terrified of dogs due to an overly friendly one up the street when I was little, hiding it is not the way to go.
Constant exposure that makes it clear that it's not the problem you though it was works wonders.

Now canine girls are my absolute faves.

>>20773974
Wow look at all that stuff! There's no way the Hero can make it through without spending all of his gold!

>>20773979
You can't tell me that you wouldn't want to be licked all over by a hellhound's soft, slimy tongue, slide down a her warm, slick throat, and fall asleep in her lovely stomach to be digested into nutrients to fuel her perfect frame.

>>20773985
Atleast you didnt got attacked by a squirrel like that other dude

>>20773991

>>20771538
>>20773774
>not a Wighted zombie

>>20773803
That took me by surprise. I laughed.

>>20773774
>Anon's just chilling in pottery class
>Took it since it seemed like an easy way to get an art credit before graduation
>Smiling to himself as he stares at his plain, lumpy little clay bowl. Kinda proud even though it isn't much
>Looks over to the cute dragon to his left, surely she must be as bad as he is with those claws
>She's polishing off a newly finished gold plate with emeralds around the edges
>Uhhh, looks over at his other neighbor, a Wight
>Putting the finishing touches on a diamond encrusted goblet
>Notices Leanen sidhe chiseling away a near perfect rendition of Michealangelo's David.
>Suddenly feeling out of his league, Anon decides to just sit down by the the zombie who's drooling on a half broken cup

>>20774066
Anon should wife that zombie then wight that zombie

>>20773991

Spider princess apparently

Wolf Kunoichi! Very dangerous!

>>20774154
She looks so strong, I submit!

>>20774161
>Giving up that easy
Put up at least an effort, it makes it more fun for her and you

>>20774165
She looks weak and shy, might as well help her build some confidence

>>20774169
Then all the more reason to put on the fanfare and pretend to be some big shot so when she takes you down, or you take a dive she feels better

>>20774154
>>20774169
VERY scary.

>>20774183
deadly floof warrior

>>20774195
All tremble before her special technique: "C'mon, Touch It!"

>>20774221
>Trying to focus on the fight at hand.
>Keep thinking 'Ah, it looks so soft! I wanna touch it!'

>>20773027
I'd buy some potions from the sabbath every once in a while to assault my wife. I'd probably get raped until my pelvis turned into dust later but it would be worth it.

>>20774066
Thats anon’s chance to become her pottery tutor! Now he can help her make plain but functional cups/bowls she can show off to her sisters!

>>20774335
This reminds me that I should get some pictures of my wife getting loli’d, especially since I have a few pictures of the little ones when they aren’t so little.

Also gold and black dragon a cute! What’s her breath weapon like?

>>20774335
I wonder how jealous a super lonely CC dragon would get upon seeing a loli one already married.

>>20774356
You definitely should, it's a nice change of pace and it would be really cute to see! I plan on getting art of her as a MILF too someday.

Thanks! She's a cutie indeed and your wife and daughters are too. I just imagine it being some bright yellow flames that burn extra hot. I never really thought about it having any special effect.

>>20774335
I bet loli Dragon Fire smells like roasted marshmallows

>be a human boy on your first day transfering to a monster high school
>a gyaru lion girl sitting across the room stares at you for a while, but then does nothing for the rest of the day
>next day she has swapped seats with the girl who used to sit next to you, who is now trying not to make eye contact with you
>gyaru lion still says nothing to you all day
>next day a new gyaru lion is sitting on the other side of you, and the next day a new one is in front of you
>day after day, new gyaru lions pop up in seats around you until you are surrounded by two rings of desks with gyaru lions girls
>in just a matter of days, you've somehow managed to attract a pride of gyarus who all want to come over to your house after school

>>20774480
That's a dumb idea.

>Self hate has gotten to the point where I don’t want to fantasize about cumming inside someone, because they might have my baby
>The thought of anyone growing up like me is disgusting

If the portals ever open, my [spoilers]Kitsune[/spoilers] wife won’t know what the fuck to do. What kind of husband doesn’t want to have babymaking S E X with his wife?

>>20774480
What are you going to do, have them go out on the savannah and kill a gazelle and bring it back for lunch and put the meat in a bento, onii-chan?

>>20774356
>gold and black
Is she part of the extremists?

Picture this: MGE anime, but it’s produced by Netflix.

>>20774668
I won't.

>>20774668
Picture this: Kill yourself out of >>>/jp/

>>20774668
MGE anime, but it's an experimental animation by BRAZZERS

>>20774668
mgq adaptation by dreamworks

>who ends up with the dreamworks smirk?

>>20774580
Not really she's just very lewd.

>>20774668
Just like that great death note adaptation! i can't wait!

>>20774716
Cheshire of course

what are some animal-like monsters that aren't cosplay tier monsters?

>>20774964
There are several, the owl is the first one who jumps to me.

>tfw you will never be molested on a train by an older monster girl

>>20774964
Owl, Mucus Toad, all the Centaur races, Mershark, Griffon, Greenworm and Kobold all come to mind. Especially Greenworm.

>>20774992
Arachne races are also not really cosplay tier despite that one cosplay.

>>20774964
The Siths.

>>20774964
I guess you can attempt to cosplay as Arachne and Lamia, but they’re going to be really shit.

>Banned for repeatedly posting images with a copyright claim
What? It didn’t even tell me what the image was.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1092772484451975168
KC's asking people what sort of merch they'd like to buy if there was MGE stuff on sale I think.

>>20775087
None honestly

>>20775087
A mofu blanket

>>20775087
Wish I could buy my waifu or any MGE girl to hug and love me back.

>>20775087
A raccoon girl cash register and wallet. The raccoon girl has to have long hair though. Femininity and all...

>>20775087
Trading cards would be neat, since they're easy to keep.

>>20775087
>>20775142
How about a customizable card game like Yugioh?
"I use snake cloaca seduction!"

>>20775185
>"you just activated my trap card!"
>flips the card to reveal an unmasked ushi-oni making an absolutely vicious gesugao
>even jar devil of greed can't save him now

>>20775087
stuff like cards or figures to make a monster girl dungeons and dragons more immersive with my friends

>>20775087
While I would love statues or figures like that one old Anubis garage kit but I doubt he has the manufacturing base to do anything larger than some collectable cards with his art on them.

>>20775215
What does Djinn of Jar do again?

>>20775255
Hides in jars to get green robed assholes who keep breaking them for no fucking reason.

>>20775185
>>20775215
"I use raccoon girl! All your money are belong to us!"

>>20775322
>Break jar
>Explodes into furniture, clothes, and an angry girl

>>20775087
scale figures and sex toys/pillowcases maybe

i had this interesting idea for lamias. what if they become more reptilian in the summer with scale around their eyes, neck and chin with scaley arms and hands? and during the winter, they look more human like by having human hips and a non-scaley crotch and their tongues and eyes become more human like?

>>20775350
okay but why

>>20775371
I'm guessing it has to do with temperature management.

>>20775371
>>20775379
oh yeah i forgot to explain that it's the switching between cold-blooded and warm-blooded systems. i figure they adapt that way

What do you call this kind of pipe? It's very attractive when women smoke these.

>>20775404
Kiseru, and yes it's strangely sexy. Kinda sounds like she's gonna give you a big smoky kissu.

>>20775417
Kiseru, huh. It's not a tag anywhere, is it?

>>20775427
'smoking' might be a tag on some sites but kiseru would probably be too specific. You're probably better off looking for Baiken doujins, which is a great idea anyway.

Cyclop
http://picrew.me/image_maker/8938

>>20775087
Sex toys.

>>20775404
>Kiseru (煙管 kiseru) is a Japanese smoking pipe traditionally used for smoking a small serving (about 25 mg) of kizami, a finely shredded tobacco product resembling hair.[1]

>Typically the mouth piece and bowl are made from metal, with a tubular shaft of wood or bamboo stretching in between. The bowl is much smaller than that of western-style pipes. Because each kiseru is basically a rod with metal ends, extremely long kiseru could be carried as weapons, especially by the gangster-like kabukimono samurai of Edo period Japan. Many kiseru have been engraved with elaborate details by skilled artisans and were a status symbol for the owner.

>>20775488
>Anti-monster zealot tries to assassinate a nurarihyon mistress of the night.

>She casually blocks his blade with one metal end of her kiseru and regards him with a raised eyebrow and sultry smirk.

>Ohohohos intensify.

We asked single monstergirls, "What is your ideal first date?"

Tzezi (Anubis, Pyramid District)
>"I always run my dates through a litmus test on the first date. I have a toy in my office that's just a bunch of little magnetic cubes, so I bring that along, and ask them to build something with me. If we click, and build something neat, I'll carry on. Otherwise, I fake an emergency phone call and leave in a hurry. Umm, that's not weird, is it?"

Holly (Wight, Holly's Vineyard)
>"I won't be ashamed to admit that I am very fond of sex on the first date. Maybe dinner with drinks to start things off. Of course, that would mean finding a date in the first place. There aren't many men willing to put up with a lonely, hundred-something-year-old undead. I always tell them I'm only 30, but I guess I'm just not a very convincing liar."

Trish (Yeti, MGCPD Search & Rescue Team)
>"A trip to the movies, preferably a scary one. I don't really like scary movies, but it's a great excuse to cling tightly to someone's arm. I'm a glutton for skinship."

Joan (Centaur, Fitness Instructor at MADMUSCLE)
>"I'd have to get him hooked on exercise. There's no better way to test a partner than working together to achieve a common goal. Of course, he'd have to be pretty scrawny, so I could really make an impression. I'd also have to practice a bit of self-control, too. Seeing a man sweat like that would get me pretty hot and bothered."

Robin (Harpy, MGCPS Postal)
>"A road trip to somewhere rural. I get pretty sick of the city after work, so being whisked away to somewhere I've never been would be fun!"

Dorothy (Alice, Unemployed)
>"He'd have to attend a tea party with me tea party. I'll bring along Betsy, Piggy, and Mister Fluffles (her stuffed animals), too. He should have good manners, and be really fuzzy, so I can pet him."

Have anything you'd like to ask a monstergirl? Sex tips, relationship advice, mortgage lender recommendations? Submit your requests, and it might be featured in The Daily Ask™!

>>20775502
That's more of an ufufufu~ situation.

>>20775512
What do monster girls think about small peepees?

>>20775512
It's shit.

>>20775552
No one cares about alps

>>20775643
I do. Alps are great friends.

>>20775552
They hate it, you will be cucked by a roper if you have a small one.

>>20775552
They will lovingly bully you for being cute.

>>20775512
I'd like to be saved by a gruff, buff, no nonsense Yeti in police uniform and survival gear

>>20775552
It canonically states that they don't give two shits.
>>20775696
This too
>>20775679
>>>/b/